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Count it off with the 123

File: 5aebe46e5d837c3⋯.png (217.11 KB, 422x538, 211:269, Crikey! What a marvelous r….png)


Instead of blogposting sticky, have this.

Oh, if you have anything regarding this board or whatever that you wanna me to see, put it in here. I go through every post anyway…

So, yeah. Get it? Good. Have fun!


File: a76f2fa5443724e⋯.jpg (163 KB, 1200x722, 600:361, __emperor_penguingentoo_pe….jpg)


what a lucky man


File: a97216aa1cc927c⋯.gif (735.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 98453165165165.gif)

vvv smells lol


File: a544a5a5db6545e⋯.png (1.16 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Screenshot_20180828-131102.png)

vvv please


vv ghey lmoa


vvv ur dumb


v bad


VVV a cute no bully



v apologist

we are all being oppressed by the vtriarchy






Why did it change for you, but not for me? Also, why do you have problem with it? Isn't she cute? And the words she say are wise too.



I don't have any issues with it aside from it being slightly unnerving and I'm not sure why it changed I just wanted to use it as an excuse to call you a big fag


vvv big gay of the day


vvv please do this for me too


yellow words and yellow background make it a bit hard to read the yellow words


File: 5d735c371a64f2d⋯.jpg (184.53 KB, 1122x798, 187:133, How to make a board.JPG)


I love you so fucking much


File: d2466eb2e0ea4ba⋯.gif (99.8 KB, 351x398, 351:398, dokuro laugh.gif)



VVV a cute, would smooch






Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi


oh wow, so VVV ==FINALLY== messed with the CSS.



'Tis but a few lines. Though I plan on messing with it a bit soon.


File: aeff4cc23f7b16f⋯.jpg (73.6 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1527747171362.jpg)




File: d04fdf1bc95a27e⋯.png (159.31 KB, 1908x1070, 954:535, Screenshot-2018-8-29 The Y….png)


Trying to find a good consistent colour scheme is hard.



the fuck is this poop theme

hurts my eyes



I tried to mimic the colour scheme used in our newspapers, is it really that bad?



i like that desu



Texture the background or put a grainy filter over it or something.

It looks flat and weird.



seconding this


What the fuck weetabix are awesome why did no one tell me before


Don't you hate it when you're just resting your head on a pillow and the next thing you realise is that several hours have past?

Back to booru, I might change the logo to simply "The Yellow Press" for consistency sake. Furthermore, changing the hyperlink names (e.g : posts ~> contributions) can be done with absolute ease from the locale file but the url they direct to remains the same regardless, can't seem to decide on which route to take.

On one hand, I could tinker with it further and change those as well -asuming I've got the basic understanding required to do so- On the other hand, I can keep them as is for the sake of consistency with other boorus and in the spirit of the shallowness that's to be expected from cheap journalism.

I apologise for my shoddy writing as I'm terribly sleepy. Good night.


I'll look into it tomorrow.



dry weetabix and weetabix minis are the basedest cereals



>Don't you hate it when you're just resting your head on a pillow and the next thing you realise is that several hours have past?

But that's the greatest thing.


File: 50337a2813482b7⋯.jpg (32.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1514509068586.jpg)


I hate how it fucks up my sleep schedule, I've been swinging between awake and alseep for the past two hours and quite frankly I'm not particularly fond of this situation.


File: e4cf18da184dfd6⋯.jpg (72.73 KB, 1183x710, 1183:710, h(2).jpg)


what I do is keep lights on/window curtains open and avoid getting too comfy or laying down in bed, though sometimes I still doze off on particularly boring days though not nearly as much as before, aside from that I don't know what to say sorry



have you tried doing buttloads of drugs

trust me I'm a doctor person



What'd you recommend, doc?



all of them desu


File: aa041381c98e2a4⋯.jpg (169.92 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1519369905624.jpg)





File: 2622ee243f024e6⋯.png (3.08 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Paper.png)

Is this more to your liking?


File: ee7215fef316c47⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Paper.png)

Or perhaps this?


Try the lighter one


File: c83ec79320b180a⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1920x907, 1920:907, Screenshot-2018-8-30 The Y….png)


File: 85e8f84e10465cc⋯.jpg (776.29 KB, 1920x907, 1920:907, Screenshot-2018-8-30 The Y….jpg)


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Toned it down, too grainy.


File: 6669d90b8b6dc9f⋯.jpg (17.59 KB, 337x337, 1:1, 2b04bb8f.jpg)

Holy fuck so get this. Pootube was autoplaying videos and I had my hands full. Short story short it basically just forced me to sit through my first ever pewdiepie video. It left me dazed and confused. The dude literally just makes videos about other people making videos about him. It was basically like watching a swede masturbate on screen. How is this even legal for kids, and what the fuck is the point, it's like a never-ending cycle of dead content regurgitating itself



I am sorry for your loss of valuable brain cells



tyvm but they probably weren't doing anything anyway



Never was a fan of his, but I digress. He went to shit after he left his Swedish dorm room and turned from a genuine individual to a persona.



Right so I take it at some point he actually did make his own content

I mean I'm not hating on the guy himself if that's how he makes his money then good for him I guess

But jesus this type of content is literally the pinnacle of the turd that is the internet popularity contest



I actually like this one, even though it resembles sandpaper.


File: 472b7220eb51a20⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, bantbunmaru1st.png)

Does anyone have the yellow press image used in this issue?


File: 3210ae322dc0108⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 20th_Issue_S.png)


I only know of the original paper it was featured in, as for a transparent version of them alone, I've no clue unfortunately, you could ask the guy but I've also have no way of contacting him, seen him on nap a few times and regin(the norwegian) did mention having contact with them. seeing that image kinda made me for lack of a better word "cringe" quite frankly I'm embarrassed by it



I'll ask on /bant/, perhaps someone'll notice it there.

Are you referring to the newspaper you produced or the image I'm seeking?


>Try again later

>Your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now. For more details visit our help page

Seems like I can't bloody post, fuck Google.



buy passu


File: 5166cf3f6def0c3⋯.jpg (589.03 KB, 1753x2048, 1753:2048, 1534023699380.jpg)


should be pretty obvious



I'd sooner bypass than buy pass.


Just wanted to make you say it. :^)


Working on assets, we probably won't use most of these but they'll be there just in case. Which one of these 3 "explicit image" replacements do you prefer? >>>/bant/552



second one sounds better at least to me, though I first read it as "has been deemed unfit" as opposed to "is deemed unfit"



I can alter any of them if it would prove to be more aesthetically pleasing, no need to be limited to just these 3.



not much the aesthetics as much as I just think "has been deemed" sounds better than "is deemed" but than again I'm not a native speaker of english so I could be wrong for all I know


File: 8625a0d26b2f8a9⋯.webm (2 MB, 720x720, 1:1, ks.webm)


why did we want this to come back again?



I know that full well, I just desired to keep font size uniform between the two sections and that wouldn't have worked with such a long string. Have a look at >>554 to see what I mean, I think it turned out alright regardless.

I don't really use boorus all that much so I've never seen such an image and I don't know where it is usually displayed. Due to it's nature, I'd be driven to assume that it is oft used as a thumbnail -I could be terribly incorrect though since the dimensions the default moebooru image used were 1500x1500-



>just desired to keep font size uniform between the two sections and that wouldn't have worked with such a long string.

the words touching the edges does look a bit off, I personally don't mind it too much but I can see how it would bother someone, I suppose if you were to head in the aesthetic route than the original would be better and after all one isn't going to read the whole thing all the time


File: 5266543d33d690c⋯.png (103.16 KB, 561x641, 561:641, oops.png)

journald was taking up almost 2 gigabytes of server space lmao



get a better init



Made two more, probably better than the previous group.



Recommend me one? I don't really like sysvinit scripts and for the most part systemd has been alright, it definitely isn't the best though.



I don't really have a problem with systemd desu

It's just fashionable to shit on it.


File: a28475c134629a7⋯.png (113.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-09-02….png)

In the history page (e.g: https://yande.re/history) each post is assigned a quasi-unique colour to differentiate it from the rest, with the colour being defined as in pic related. How would I define it such that the resulting colour scheme doesn't look absolutely rancid on the background that I'm currently using? Finding neat colours itself is kinda time consuming, defining them even more so.

Regardless, I'm pretty satisfied with how things are shaping up,. Should I host a public test to gather opinions and see what else could be improved?


File: 277bae8b7e1de11⋯.png (16.72 KB, 711x357, 237:119, ss (2018-09-02 at 06.22.12….png)


If I were you I'd lerp between 2 (or more) colours. They won't be unique but does that matter?

I don't know what language that is but this is an example in javascript. untested desu



Is this what you're looking for?



File: 5ce27d8c60e0650⋯.png (203.59 KB, 1920x907, 1920:907, Screenshot-2018-9-2 Histor….png)


moebooru runs on Ruby (on Rails). I might just remove them entirely since they offer very little variance and are more of a hassle than they're worth, see pic.


Not really, thanks for sharing anyway.


File: e25893f75a343bb⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1920x881, 1920:881, Screenshot-2018-9-3 My Acc….png)

I hate it when I have to pick out colours, I've been literally reusing the same 3 colours all over the website but now I ought to use unique colours to mark incoming and outgoing messages.

Also, criticise the ban message and stylisation. The notice is just there for testing purposes, but if you want to diss on that as well then be my guest.


File: 3a734f4bee762e3⋯.png (862.16 KB, 950x1355, 190:271, d.png)

Now that I run a paper am I supposed to have a trip or something?

I have absolutely no idea what to call myself.

Please help me /bant(s)/


File: 5e24d1aca2ebbd6⋯.jpg (411.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1532828673982.jpg)


just do that thing you always do


stay anonymous?

good idea



i always called you the fishe man because of your flags.

no reason why you can't stay anon though



this is so much better than the one i used thanks for sharing



anytime fren



Jus b 'urself', dood.


File: d1e3334bb7c5751⋯.png (82.06 KB, 272x367, 272:367, IsanaTheWise.png)


u do u



File: d60914a9ebf1351⋯.png (852.37 KB, 1248x788, 312:197, cortex giving cirno the fi….png)


to me you were always just "Hawaii" even though I think you didn't have those flags for long


File: 8a2f9c1ccacb104⋯.jpg (181.43 KB, 1473x1492, 1473:1492, [s4s]-tan_am I a dumdum.jpg)

<% if @current_user %>
<%= mail_to CONFIG["admin_contact"], "Contact", :encode => "javascript" %>
<% end %>




Is that fucking VBScript?

I'm praying for ya man.


File: e6cde513251107f⋯.png (324.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, qa-tan_Only the dead may k….png)


Statements like that are all over the place, as are other forms of bloat, like depreciated features, and unreferenced assets just bundled in the repository.

Can't really complain anyway, though.

Here's another snippet where it defines the same thing twice less than 5 lines apart.

# You MUST configure these settings for your own server!
CONFIG["app_name"] = "DAN_SITENAME"
CONFIG["server_host"] = "DAN_HOSTNAME"
CONFIG["admin_contact"] = "webmaster@" + CONFIG["server_host"]

# Generate with `bundle exec rake secret`
# CONFIG["secret_key_base"] = "value here"

CONFIG["url_base"] = "http://" + CONFIG["server_host"] # set this to "" to get relative image urls
CONFIG["admin_contact"] = "webmaster@" + CONFIG["server_host"]
CONFIG["local_image_service"] = CONFIG["app_name"]


I somehow broke my login button and I can't be bothered to fix if. it is not the actual login button, but the login window hyperlink in the drop down menu. It doesn't work when you left click it but you can middle click and right click just fine.


win10 sucks man

also bad bg


Say, you BIG NERDS, can you enlighten me on a bit of "best practices"?

Say there is a file in /dir/file.abc, which can be reference as either '/dir/file.abc' or simply 'file.abc', which method is "superior"?



It kinda depends on the situation. I'd probably use the relative path for files in the same directory though, keeps things confined and less messy if you decide to rename it.


Oh, an addendum. Using an absolute path is better if either:

a. You don't know where the path is being accessed from (the working directory)

b. The path is being accessed from, or is designed to be accessed from, multiple or arbitrary working directories. (like a script that a user might run from wherever they want)

Although it may not always be possible to always use an absolute path in these situations you should if you can.


File: 912fdeacd5ce4ca⋯.jpg (8.62 KB, 259x194, 259:194, Real_talk_verbose.jpg)


Much appreciated.

Trying to implement an archive image search function, how do I convert between a regular MD5 to the one used by 4chan/4chanX/asagi/etc?



The hash is the same, just a hash of the file. Do you mean how it is displayed? 4chan X deals with them as base64 strings.


File: 094b12b00a4f189⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1920x840, 16:7, Archive lookup.png)

Don't you hate it when you're tried enough to be a useless sack of shit but you're not tired enough to fall asleep? I've been lying in bed for the last 9 hours but I haven't slept a single minute and I don't believe I will.



I think I should change its position to be the at the top of the menu, what do you think? I'll also add thebarchive and yuki.la to the list.


File: 70125ceab1bd050⋯.jpg (356.61 KB, 1537x1192, 1537:1192, mern.jpg)

Yeah, it's annoying. Especially if you know you have to get up in the morning and not be "a useless sack of shit" as you called it. What I usually do is create some background noise, that is some music or a podcast or whatever. It clears your mind of needless thoughts, at least in my case. Then, I usually do not do that anyway, for whatever reason.


File: f6a074e7578add2⋯.jpg (14.18 KB, 266x265, 266:265, 1516150536613.jpg)

Surprisingly or not surprisingly these short few hours after I had given up entirely on sleep was my most productive period this month.


How does a 9/11 heh launch heheh date sound like? Exactly 1 year after the first Morning Leader vs Yellow Press post.


File: dc74533b0510b6c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.81 KB, 1080x1091, 1080:1091, 1533083361650.jpg)


haha yes


Assuming I know the input, the salt, and the output, how plausible would it be to find out how the salt is injected into the hash function?

Also, where should I set up the VPS? Germany? Netherlands? irrelevant? What about SSL, what's the optimal way to go about setting that up, Certbot?




What are you trying to do? If you want to change the salt it should just be a variable in the hash function


Depends what you're hosting, since servers have to abide by a country's local laws. Avoid Germany if you're going to host lolis, for example.


Use Certbot, it does all the work for you.


File: 2b21e1981902bf6⋯.png (154.95 KB, 277x311, 277:311, Yellow Press_Head_Smooth.png)


The password reset feature requires me to set up a mailer and I don't have the time nor knowledge to do that. Currently, any password reset would have to be done manually by altering the database.



How about instead you just don't offer password resets?



There must always be a plan B, y'know.



Usually it's just added on like sha(data+salt). sometimes it's sha(sha(data)+salt).

Certbot has a one line installer for nginx.

And unless you wanna be pulling your hair out all day don't even bother with a mailer.


File: 0b877fa5ffdfe78⋯.gif (982.3 KB, 320x287, 320:287, Pooh_DESPAIR.gif)


Already tested all those possibilities and it seems to be neither of them.

I could just keep a couple dozen stock hashes and randomly select one when updating, but that brings up the major issue that-for some forsaken reason-moebooru uses the SAME SALT for EVERYTHING



None of them*


File: b962f389a2d9627⋯.png (41.21 KB, 336x170, 168:85, Screenshot-2018-9-10 tagme….png)

Trying to add the MD5s to the side-bar as well, frankly I think this looks absolutely rancid. You folks got any suggestions or should I just DELET this?



Use the hexadecimal one as an inline color style and apply it to the ID number.

The HTML standard has a really interesting way of parsing such strings.



Requires use of the font tag I.E.

<font color="IMAGE_HASH">some text</font>


File: c45e136f892d5d4⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-09-10….png)


While it is indeed neat, it still does not solve the issue of how absolutely rancid the plain-text hashes look like.



i think they're pretty…



Make the box for the hashes really small,

like 2-3 characters (might have to change the display style), hide the overflow with an ellipse and have it display the whole thing on hover?


File: b5879ea79a58f5a⋯.webm (636.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, a.webm)

Something like this, perhaps?


File: b9562d2acf9704d⋯.jpg (97.35 KB, 694x448, 347:224, 1525244156208.jpg)

>almost done, just setting up error pages and robots.txt

>electricity quickly snaps off and on for ~20 seconds

>feelio when computer refusing to start up again

Well, it's been fun guys. See you in the next life.


File: 7393f009f57a0e2⋯.jpg (27.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1532208066139.jpg)


Managed to fix my device, data waa corrupted and I had to use a backup. Lotsa stuff still missing but I don't have the time to work on it since I gotta dismantle my PC and ship it to arrive on time.



When will this horrible bg go away


Article 13 is scary and it makes me sad.


File: 75028e3d92fe907⋯.jpg (5.29 KB, 231x218, 231:218, 1506056530388.jpg)

Not that it was working perfectly before I shipped it but some components got fucked during shipping, I think the motherboard might be DEAD.


File: e031cad8eab0313⋯.png (60.49 KB, 450x302, 225:151, filename.png)

<imptrash homemade memes gets stickied

I'm fucking dying lmao



time to suicide





File: c3e03bfb62dd753⋯.jpg (178.44 KB, 1464x1350, 244:225, 588.jpg)


Probably, and forever… although not sure



I would recommend against that



Not bad advice, thanks


File: f046d9ab8f4c629⋯.png (1.16 MB, 711x711, 1:1, 1536647842461.png)


Holy shit. r/banter really just keeps going downhill

It's also so ridiculously empty, it's always been slow but goddamn it's gotten to the point where you can almost recognize every individual poster now. Kinda imagine the bouts of spam earlier this year really put a few extra nails in the coffin



I hope bant doesn't get renewed for a third season



season 2 started off somewhat interesting but damn

the biggest issue seems to be everyone thinks it's nu-/pol/ 2.0

none of them realize the regulars do nothing but make fun of it


imagine paying to post on a Mongolian finger painting forum


Fuck you Hiroshim00t, I'm not buying your fucking pass!


There is absolutely nothing wrong with "" slower" " boards.


File: 2d666138e920b13⋯.jpg (109.36 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 2d666138e920b130372da1fbcc….jpg)




File: 31ceb921fec48be⋯.jpg (26.98 KB, 620x387, 620:387, dlvlh.jpg)


pass buy herro prease


is stream today



Yes, it should, should it not? So it indeed is.


File: 943e56536ca22a6⋯.png (216.47 KB, 484x234, 242:117, 1451735631830.png)

I bought a copy of Mario Tennis Aces, Found Mario Kart inside instead.


i miss ade


I still don't know who ade is




ADE is test subject 'Alpha Delta Epsilon'.


File: e5abe42dee0970e⋯.png (807.44 KB, 894x719, 894:719, debiru.png)


He's sucking alpha cock in heaven now…


File: e81906e4aa29551⋯.jpeg (409.57 KB, 773x1000, 773:1000, 59a09212bc72a80cceccf79c0….jpeg)


Lonely fucker is gonna be happy when he comes back and sees that you all missed him so much.


File: 191f396e34613ad⋯.jpg (134.17 KB, 676x457, 676:457, 1537334966517.jpg)

I've got some free time on the weekend and I want a hearty meal, recommend me some recipes to cook.



Fish lightly seasoned with marisa.


File: 3bcc00c1d6473f8⋯.png (360.47 KB, 450x500, 9:10, marisaspagetti.png)




File: c5023fa9d425e62⋯.jpg (6.3 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 10cdb858.jpg)

Holy fuck /bant/ is so bad right now

Mods completely fisted it to death in the last two days

And there's /r9k/posters everywhere


File: 0c6f1703385d0ef⋯.png (24.72 KB, 500x325, 20:13, 1537544428461.png)


also kot captcha


Bank has been having technical problems for the past two weeks and I couldn't/can't order any parts, fucking hell.


The /bant/ shittiness index has a static value k ∈ ℂ, because it is unreal how terrible it is.





File: 77ac446632e481b⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [StarlightSubs] Shoujo Kag….png)

i keep reporting, but nothing's happening.


/bant/ more like /dead/ lole


File: 33215ff472e6966⋯.png (392.67 KB, 1000x560, 25:14, f.png)


<tfw he never comes back


File: ecab26cab1308e2⋯.gif (82.19 KB, 500x325, 20:13, Rena sad eyes.gif)


He'll come back sooner or later… R-right?


File: 4e3ce423c45a229⋯.png (259.68 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Freasy.png)


Call yourself cirnocunt



I'm confused, are you real



no I've just reached peak insanity


File: 543f3e5e2d7b697⋯.jpg (83.59 KB, 608x600, 76:75, aah.jpg)




And yu're a schizo


File: 11b7f70bd538204⋯.jpeg (96.82 KB, 908x1000, 227:250, llsh.jpeg)


The paper's dead.

No point in making something that nobody wants anything to do with


File: ebfdea3ff964c04⋯.jpg (286.76 KB, 755x600, 151:120, Yum.jpg)


I want something to do with it pls publish paper and make "cirnocunt" trip


File: f08d556eecb74fc⋯.png (222 KB, 1336x633, 1336:633, no.PNG)

<tfw he's back

Why did you guys miss him again


File: a00d0ebddd756d8⋯.jpg (32.92 KB, 540x265, 108:53, time.jpg)


I miss windows 7



Do the thing that gets you the thing


Not haughty enough


haha yes


Literally this




I like




Yes do this


/bant/ more like cant


File: b66a157084beb4f⋯.png (61.27 KB, 128x256, 1:2, 143446.png)


how do you not miss that



yuo gay for him


File: 1d26ac0c4f5c0ff⋯.png (52.55 KB, 1121x700, 1121:700, le checkmark mouth.png)


haha yep, ade sure is a wacky character isn't he?

He sure does love penis haha




gay samefag


File: 6204f5e891cfa8c⋯.jpg (67.53 KB, 720x540, 4:3, No.jpg)


haha get him off my board



everything about this post is untrue and I politely request that you delete this slanderous document.



everything about this post is true and I approve



dumb spic/jew



give shekel



I like beans and rice


File: c2725c391b3ff1e⋯.jpg (139.78 KB, 1228x1491, 1228:1491, Chocolate pretzel.jpg)


File: 4716659725c2ecf⋯.jpg (118.93 KB, 355x504, 355:504, 1536532443349.jpg)


File: 39dedfe171644e1⋯.jpg (153.93 KB, 731x1024, 731:1024, perfection.jpg)


hard pretzels are shit

soft pretzels are top tier


File: 6cbe17f19904f38⋯.jpg (109.07 KB, 728x562, 364:281, pretslel.jpg)


I would kill for a soft pretzel right now






File: c9fd92daaafc6d2⋯.jpg (104.27 KB, 716x760, 179:190, Acrobatics.jpg)




I swear I'm starting to lose it


File: 238de2a002f6f7f⋯.jpg (104.48 KB, 474x547, 474:547, a regular kind of munch.jpg)

Haha i found this funny image on twitter


File: f9633d8d15fffff⋯.png (51.65 KB, 474x547, 474:547, myre internet friend hawai….png)





A pretzel in both mouths..


File: 0b84b3957d128ce⋯.png (418.12 KB, 534x438, 89:73, 1533679764075.png)

the snack that smiles back



File: ec831dc01a7f22f⋯.png (253.64 KB, 460x215, 92:43, game.png)

Play with me tomorrow



what time?


File: 87dd9b08ccd9e29⋯.jpg (186.81 KB, 748x564, 187:141, Patcho.jpg)


4:40 EST or whatever time after that until 8:00 EST


File: 6043746765975c0⋯.png (181.92 KB, 563x464, 563:464, Sleep.png)

Goodnight friends



he came back with even more chromosomes than before


sleep well



sounds good


and good night


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is pretzel posting the new meta

is donut posting obsolete


I expected nothing yet I am still disappointed. Welcome back, ade.


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now everyone is just arguing with each other about stupid shit with that gay guy, but I guess thats just the internet in a nutshell


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I love being 8bants worst poster


I'll never stop donut posting but the smile on Tewi's face is so priceless I can't stop doing this


anyone wanna play oh jay?



internet is shit right now

will be ready in 10 hours




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Day didn't go as planned ready now



I can go for a few games


Are we the only two?


no its just me talking to myself


Haha I'm lonely


I can't make the lobby oj keeps crashing




Name pretslel password bitchfuck



give me a few minutes



I don't mind at all you're making my day


tfw was asleep so missed it



kys poppo player


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maggy doesn't want to play oj with me


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dumb tranny always loses



and always remind him of two ice creams



So I can have my first win then


wtf does this mean


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> Nineball crashed


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Certbot died again, probably.

Just make certificate exception.



certificate expired



what's that


what's that



A certificate is a magic piece of internet paper, singed by a certificate authority, that says "Yes, this website is definitely who they say they are"; basically the green padlock in the search bar. They only last for so long, and then you need to request another one.

Certbot is supposed to do this automatically, but it doesn't seem to like ME and breaks a lot.


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>bank still having issues and PC is still dismantled and in need of components

>tons of time

>bored as all hell

>mine visage upon such circumstances


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read this book



>implying banking and online transactions

No, I refuse to read the e-pub. The screen is too small and that's not how you properly treat a book.



Read Wheel of Time


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recklessly burn/destroy stuff with no regards for the safety of others



do you do this for fun


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>cleaned the kitchen

>floor wet as fuck

>preparing dinner

>pouring scolding sauce out of pan

>slip on wet floor

>cover right foot with scolding sauce

>mfw (my foot when)

How was your day, /r/BanterSquad



subscribed liked and shared


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I despise typing on these minuscule keyboards and the resulting improper terminology.


You forgot to comment with your reply and pledge to my patreon.




I only like happy blogs


Stop shilling your patreon



burnt foot with sauce is a classic dish


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Happy Burn Blog

Stuck my hand into an oven ( ´ ▽ ` )b

Just over 500 degrees Amerenheits (260 EveryoneElsius) ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ

Knuckle grazed the top of the oven /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

Not again lole (´・ω・`)


day 14



put it on /bant/


subscribed unironically lole


I cannot stop playing ss13. Send help.

I am not in charge of anything anymore.



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don't forget: you're here forever

which server?



I've been playing only on tg till now. Wanted to try out bay, but 7 second ping is a bit too much for me

I really damn need a better machine

You know some good one?



>You know some good one?

>good spess servers

there's no such thing



That much I know, I meant it in context. As in "not so overly shit as it could be" or something like that.



not really i mostly just stick to one server because I know the codebase



vvv pls your board needs you


what's outgiven?


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I haven't even watched anime in weeks, and that's quite high in my priority list. Never really had a game problem this serious. i rely need halp


No clue. When I wrote it I knew. but now I have forgotten.


You need to work on your priorities if those items indeed are where you describe them to be.



play oj with me tomorrow instead and forget that game


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Sounds like fun.


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There has been a musical show going on for the past 12+ hours and I still haven't a clue as to whose beats it is that I'm grooving to.


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how many spin offs is that now? 8?



Mistakes add up.


That's 8 too many, including the original. Also, CoolCirnoClub.Club's cert expired.


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Barcelona is splendid. I absolutely love this style of european architecture.


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I despise myself for neglecting to bring my camera.



speaking of M*wchan why do they shill themselves literally everywhere?

I don't think I've encountered a single imageboard without a thread advertising it


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>Yet ANOTHER /bant/ spinoff




glad you're enjoying yourself friend

do you get to explore the insides






Yeah, but the museum is relatively boring compared to the spectacular view outside.


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>tfw broke my lenses



it's just another "we're better than 4cocks xD"

except this time they advertised everywhere, when i mean everywhere i mean


they went as far to futaba.


the smb5k's are more legit than there.





I had so much fun on those when they were first made


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r/banter season 3 may be starting sooner than expected

troid is upping his game of rage tag


im an npc




Blood and thunder

May your blades never dull


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>the absolute state of r/banter right now

Schizo-mod is dumping more imptrash than usual and outright telling people on /pol/ to come to /bant/, and I got a ban for complaining about imptrash


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absolutely assblasted

most straightforward fix would just be to delete the shittons of copypaste threads because literally nobody needs that many threads on the same topic

/pol/ would learn how to actually post like normal people and nobody else would have any issues

but no instead let's shit up two boards with one stone


/bant/ literally can't catch a break, and i think VVV died again.


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I've put 30 hours into playing Kenshi the last 2 days alone, someone save me



use the right thread you fuck >>4209



no that's the designated mari thread now


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I've been getting killed repeteadly by ss13. Fucking hell man. Also, what is that different in /bant/ now than like 4 months ago? I mean, I haven't been to /bant/ since somewhere arround this time i think, but the complaints I hear are the same as the ones I heard half a year ago really.

From other revelations of mine, cute images of little girls in manga style can be surprisingly cute.



Moderators went apeshit with the /pol/ trash again, but this time they also told everyone there to stop posting the stupid feels man re color on /pol/, and to use /bant/. Usually they don't even stick around, but there's some really dedicated autists, also the ERP's are back in full swing.


Had a burg for lunch


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I still can't believe he's doing that stupid thing.


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ugggghhhhh bant is so shit


tl;dr: the worst two entities you'll ever deal with are your ISP and your bank.

It's been 2 months since I've contacted my ISP about changing my location and yet there is still no end in sight. I'm transferred from line to line and from waiting list to waiting list, "we'll be there by the end of the week" they claimed, over 5 weeks prior. My mobile data was entirely depleted about two weeks ago, and since it's the same provider, their incompetent staff couldn't extend my plan. They did however direct me towards their customer support phone line that was equally as incompetent and tried to sell me on the home internet plan I already have, without fulfilling the original purpose I contacted them for.

My bank has been fucking me over just as much, and had my account blocked ever since I returned back home two months ago. I've been attempting to get that resolved as well but as with my ISP, there is no end in sight.

If I didn't care for the people co-operating on this project, I'd get the hell out of here on the first departing flight, even if the destination was fucking Somalia.


im an npc


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especially right now


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I'm feeling stagnated as of late



that happens when you browse /bant/ less.

You're no longer looking at how stagnant and boring other people are so you no longer have any means to justify your own actions.



sounds counter intuitive desu


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one of the worst feelings



I don't know I just don't feel like I'm making progress in anything, I understand progress is not a linear thing but it still kinda actually bothering me this time around for some reason


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>I wanted to put a totally spooky skellington playing with a knife and stuff in the bacground, but I couldn't figure how to ;_;



<bepis is back


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manchildren need company too


poor skellingtons aren't getting the attention they deserve

halloween was sad


That sounds like a healthy feeling

doesn't this mean you're pushing harder to progress if you feel this way?



no I feel tired and don't want to do anything


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You gotta watch Zombieland Saga.

At least the first two eps, they are fucking amazing.

Then the next two are less amazing because of those godawful 3dcg idolshit performances.

And the fifth is ok.

But the first two are masterpieces.

A show hasn't got me to laugh this hard in quite some time.

Oh, what it's about.

Motherfucking Hououin Kyouma made a zombie idol group for shits and giggles "saving Saga" from whatever.

Just give it two minutes man, should be enough for you to be at least somewhat interested.

Pic related. Kyouma des.




Death metal idorus into zombie rap battle is one of the best things I've ever seen. Kinda goes to shit after that but I enjoyed the chicken dance well enough.


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Scratch that.

Don't watch Zombieland.

I mean, watch it, if you have the time, but it is not important right now.

Watch fucken Log Horizon man.

It's so fucking good. I'm on 8th ep and I'm just loving it.

Everything you'd want SAO to be. Ok maybe not, but you get what I mean.

If SAO was Assasin's Creed, then Log Horizon would be Assasin's Creed II, but without most stuff relating Desmond and the bullshit ending.

Not that I know how it will end.

You get me.


I have found the subject of my future design master's thesis.

Not that I'll ever study desgin.

You get me.

The hardest part is choosing one of those thirty fucking screenshots man


I'll just go with something plain enough I guess

Why then?

>is fun

>Akatsuki a cute

>art is amazing

<I am kinda scared I'll overhype it, so continue only if you're not convinced yet. Basically, stop reading this post and start watching the show the moment you are convinced enough, reading further than that won't do any good. Or at least skip to afterwards the greentext or something. Or just look at Akatsuki for the time being, that's all well as well.

>both distant cg and drawn characters still manage to look quite splendid

>nice pacing, little filler, stuff is happening all the time. You know, it feels like they thought they won't have time to cover everything in only 25 eps as opposed to dragging the story out so that it will fill up the episode quota

>Akatsuki a cute

>also sol stuff isn't in any way separated, like, having an episode of "life inside an mmorpg" in a story otherwise focused only on the plot, motive of life in an mmo is being explored as organically as it is possible, it's everpresent throughout the whole tale

>manipulation of tone is masterfully executed, it mixes seriousness, pure fun, kind vibes (does that even mean anything), cute stuff etc. in just the right ammounts so it never feels too serious or too dumb. Get the idea

>Akatsuki is the best ever character desing in history of Grand Nipponese Animated Entertainment. Or at least feels like it

>it made me, an otherwise not really critical of anything nutter, think of what makes a quality show only to be able to understand why do I like it that much

>although it's hard to tell not knowing the whole story, it seems the show wants to handle some interesting themes. So all you English majors rejoice, it's about your time to shine, innit?

>Shiroe, the MC, is fucking smart. He cannot even fight by himself, he chose some "enchanter" class that can do shit without a part. Heck, I don't want to spoil anything, but there's a moment when, how not to spoil too much…the show mocks something by Shiro realizing something. It's really good

>have I mentioned that the show looks good? The show looks good

>have I mentioned that Akatsuki looks good? Akatsuki looks good

>I dunno man, I know I don't have to look for anything to praise the show anymore, but it just feels like I am not doing it the justice

>it looks great, feels great, is great

Just go in it expecting the "stuck in mmorpg" setting done somewhat better.

That's what I did.

And I have absolutely no regrets about it.

Maybe just that it took me too much time since getting to know about it and actually giving it a try.


Just go and watch it.



Huh I haven't read this thread in a while.



Has it gotten any better? Looking at moving again?


I haven't read this post yet, does it have spoilers?


A very frustrating feeling. Try taking a break? Don't get too stressed out about it and before you know it progress will have came. Take it easy~


Wew he noticed…


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No, not really. It's mostly me going on about how I love the show, so the worst it can do is overhype it. Quick summary: Log Horizon is great, you should watch it, Akatsuki is cute, she is in Log Horizon, all the more reasons you should watch it.

But really, it's good (so far, I'm at ep8).


>69 combat class

I know


>chronic acute bronchitis and chronic sinusitus

Do I qualify as dead if my circulatory system is functioning but my respitory system isn't?


How monotonous is your daily routine?


Why does everything have to be an isekai, why can't it just be plain old fantasy from the get go?


ISP finally complied after I threatened legal action if they did not terminate my contract or "provide service within a timely manner", bank's still a bunch of dickwads though.


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Well, it's just easier to create an interesting world and explain lots of occurences if it was formerly an mmorpg. You get all the flashy moves, so your characters doing unworldy shit cannot be at all challenged, levelling system which can make even a little girl beat up some big guys wow nice terminology there pel (kinda underused trope actually), you get all the fun stuff to experiment with like guilds, grind, zones, dungeons etc. being put into real life circumstances and many many more. Just think about it for a moment, all the possibillities mmorpg setting opens, its capability to explain, its relatability and its fun to use make it a great setting, actually superior to pure fantasy for some uses.

Isekai usually stress out the whole "oh man, stuck in the game/another world what do" thing too much desu. I like how they do it in Log Horizon, it totally skipped that part for mcs (the background characters still do that, but that's to be expected) and they're going straight into action, exploring how different their new world is like reasonable people. Of course they still go on about "when this was still a game" stuff all the time, but more as an alternative to saying "a time ago" really, like when recalling the good ol' times with the bunch or the different looks of a dungeon.

I'm way too excited about that show, but it just does that setting so well to my eyes and Akatsuki is cute.


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So, apparently there is some fanservice at some point.


Yes I am exaggerating, but who cares THE KIDS



Read a Spanish book







why is this ghey spinoff still alive


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>she's complementing him on his "cartography skills" while he is using a fucking political map of nippon to find his way through a dungeon or something

How could one be more obvious? Bakatsuki.


Eh? I thought I was taking care of it too much lately…

Also, I am not binge watching.

Ok, I am trying not to binge watch too much. I mean, the ammount of time you spend with a show seems bigger if you don't.


It's not. Unless it is. Then I have no clue.


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I really like that outfit, so having said that I'm gonna show you only the collar for now to create some nice suspense read: annoy you

I have made way too many ss's, I must use them, innit?



That's a nice collar do you think I could choke her with it??


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That would prove rather unhandy, its shape doesn't really make such a move possible, unless you mean tearing it from the rest of the fabric and choking her afterwards, but you might as well use your hands for a better effect in that case. Although you'd be dead by the time you got remotely close enough to attempt it anyway. She's literally the most well-prepared for such attacks character in the show, if not the game desu.


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Why do all the shows of this kind seem to have the problem of not focusing enough on the main cast? I know that writing a series of engaging scenarios for something power fantasy-esque might be challenging, but come on, I don't want to keep seeing those fucking kids. They were a neat addition, a nice break, the first time, but now their overly hyped up lessons on teamwork are nothing but dull. Maybe somewhat naive if anything.

It also seems so slow, especially in comparison with the rapid speed the development had near the beggining. But that may also be an effect of me deciding not to binge watch and limit myself to an ep a day. Maybe both.

I wouldn't know.

Side note: What the hell is wrong with #4321?


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Mr donut is pretty good I guess



I refuse to acknowledge that's a donut if the hole is covered



doughnuts aren't real


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I hope that those don't keep you guys out of here… maybe I should stop.

I wanted to make something nice, but my pc is too weak to handle it in an acceptable manner. I'm kinda fed up now.


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This place is weird

There’s this an*Me stuff everywhere and it’s kind of confusing.

Aren’t they embarrassed?


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I've read that I can play wow on a 10 year old pc no problem but it seems I need my system 64-bit. Now I'm fed up. I just wanted to make some online friends ;_;

I didn't really think it'd work anyway, but man, it feels much worse with the reason being this.



WOW stopped supporting 32bit computers this summer, it seems.

I remember towards the end of MOP every boss had like at least three phases since their health was so inflated it went over the maximum for a 32bit integer.



Oh, I see… Still a shame, maybe it'd work if not for that.

I remember playing some, not a lot, lotro in the past, seems like it's still arround, guess will give that a go. I feel like I missed lots because of my mmo… skpeticism maybe? Aversion? Anyway, I've just never thought online games were for me. I recall a friend trying to introduce me to wow maybe 7 years ago just for me to shrug him off. Eh…

Sorry, autumn is kicking me in the bum rather substantially.


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stupid schizo-mod started banning me for spamming the same thread every day for almost two years


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Wow. Who's the sucker now?


now this is the greatest thing i've seen all week 16354.neocities.org



it's only tuesday


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testing this here too


aww it doesn't work


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Fucking hell man, I was getting kinda annoyed with it at how (kinda) slow and unfocused on the main cast it was those last 5, 10 (no clue really) episodes, but all is forgiven with this ep, I would forgive a wait two times long for this. This is a masterpiece, A MASTERPIECE. I would never suspect an episode like that in this show and here I am citing it as the best one yet. This is so fucking good, even though you could call it filler I think.


Additional note: It scored 50 in my SST index, the highest yet, with quite high (maybe the highest, maybe not, it's a bit hard to tell the exact value) result in SSAT index too, with SSAT-UR to SSAT-CM ratio in the higher as well.

And pic related, one I have seen all back before I picked up the show, still managing to surprise… and the previous one was great…

Man, I cannot come up with the words, gotta go cool myself down or something.

sorry I keep blogging lately, I know this is not the place, but I'm just so excited, smiling and giggling constantly level of excited, I just have to share it somewhere



I fucking despise my bank, it's been forever and they still haven't dealt with my issue. I went there yesterday and I was told the pompous equivalent of:

>Fuck you, it's the holiday season and we don't give enough of a shit to deal with your bullcrap. Come back after new years and see if we're willing to aid you then.

Stallman was right, banks are a plague upon society which must be cleansed through the fires of retribution.

In related news, since I can't order parts anywhere, my PC has been collecting dust for the past three months and I hate being limited to a mere phone.



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Yeah, banks fucking suck. I hate how apathetic we grew towards all their bullshit, taking 30 years-long loans is pretty much stanadard now, less and less people get their salaries in actual money as opposed to a number in some database. And the fucking initiatives towards not using cash at all they spawn…

I swear, capitalism is what is going to doom us. The worst part being – we won't even have anything against it.

All hope is lost, so let's just enjoy life while we can. At least our kids will have something to fight for, some reason to care. Lucky bastards.

I guess I kinda got off the original topic, eh



Have you looked at getting prepaid PayPal cards or something? It's not ideal, but it's better than nothing.

Also you never closed your blog ~


I didn't finish Log Horizon because of how unfocused it was. Maybe I should rewatch it some time…

Well done with your tests btw

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I got you, it was something of a chore to get through that part. This show would be much better if they shortened this whole arc and made it 13ep-long instead of 25. But when it has a good episode, it's so great, sheer fun in form of animation.

I've just been taking it slow, one or few episodes every so often, basically, when I feel like it. That way its unfocused nature doesn't annoy nearly as much.

You should congratulate the episode for that btw. I'm the examiner.


What a cute report too.

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Literally the exact opposite, a fantasy setting allows the author to have everything you described AND maintain a more logical and rigorous narrative as well.

Flashy moves and unworldy abominations? Incredibly talented individuals and the forces that be.


My phone fell while writing that, continuing from my previous post >>4365.

Guilds? Humans (humanoids) have sought companionship since ancient times, even more so under the harsh conditions such a reality would dictate.

Grind? Literally "training"

Zones? The world is full of diverse biomes and rich convoluted legends.

Dungeons? See above, also driven further by the mysticism of the fantasy elements.

Explaining your setting with a healthy dose of magic, legends, and mysticism is far and wide superior to the "dude, VIDEO GAME" approach. Your pushing your suspension of disbelief way beyond the scope of reality if you try to pull it off.

>Who in their right minds would've wasted their time on this bullcrap?

>Why has this mechanic only recently been brought up to our characters attentions?

>Who even designed this piece of shit?

>There is no way in hell the playerbase wasn't outraged by how unbalanced everything is.

I regret not being able to phrase myself properly but I've been meaning to call you out on that for a while and I've ran out of patience on raging out on a proper keyboard.


My blog doesn't close because my blog never ends.


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>I regret not being able to phrase myself properly

Not at all, I get you.

Well, having read your post two or three times, I don't think I can find any fault with it. You're right, it is easier to explain anything in a fantasy setting as opposed to an mmorpg.

I'll go beyond that and give an example: the game they are playing in Log Horizon, Eldertale(s?), which was created in 1998 (pic related) Side note: if I am not wrong, the action of the story takes place roughly now, by that I mean 2018. I recall that it was said the game is 20 years old., has a complete map of one forth of size of our planet's surface (every distance is half as long as it is in real life). However cool that sounds like, it's terrible from a game design point of view, innit? Unless they planned ahead on adding stuff all over the world during the lifetime of the game, it'd just be a Daggerfall-like nothingness or Fallout 1/2 wasteland, but without the quick travel mechanic those were based on. And a plan like that would rely on this game actually being succesful at launch without really much to do in the majority of the game's area… That was one sizeful digression, back to the point.

I agree with you on pretty much all the fields, but I wouldn't phrase

>Explaining your setting with a healthy dose of magic, legends, and mysticism is far and wide superior to the "dude, VIDEO GAME" approach.

the same way. You know, the first part of that sentence could be replaced with "dude, MAGIC" or something similliar. I'd say most of the popular settings in literature could be explained in similliar manner. You have your science-fiction's "dude, SCIENCE", your typical horror's "dude, GHOSTS" or maybe some "dude, CURSES", ancient greek "dude, GODS", your romantic "dude, LOVE". Ok, that one's more of a plot archetype than a setting, but you get the point I'm making.

I guess the popularity of mmorpg isekai comes down to one word: 'relatability' if that's even a word that is. You get modern human protagonists who (mostly) behave much like, well, modern human beings. Just isekai does that too, the difference being, in an mmorpg the whole fantasy world may be relatable, still remaining somewhat mysterious. Viewers, or readers, probably know what an mmorpg is and likely played one or at least tried, so they will be senpaiilliar with the core concepts, they will feel like they know what is going on. Additionally, if they have fond view on mmo's they will start of with a fond view on your world. This way you sacrifice some mystery though, as even if you add a twist (in case of Log Horizon, they got stuck on the day of some expansion) it will never be as unknown as a proper fantasy setting.

Plus, it's a relatively new idea, something that works and is different. A breath of fresh air. This kinda thing blows, tons of stuff is being made, followed after some time by people being annoyed with the quantity of it, in turn making it fade away. Unless it doesn't, see the whole fantasy and science-fiction genre. But it's not like I've been there, seen that or anything. Just my thoughts.

I like discussion, it makes me challenge my opinions and create new ones. Without discussion my opinion rarely ever changes and if it does, it's a slow process. When someone actually points out a flaw in your view, you immedietaly adjust it and can test its viability right on the spot, it's a big loop of improving your thoughts on whatever it is you're talking about. Or at least it's that for me.

I digress way too much, eh? And sorry for the chaos in my post(s). I try to keep at least some order, but it's hard to fight with the nature of how I… discuss? Dunno how to call that. Nevermind, you hopefully get at least majority of what I'm struggling to convey.

Damn it's hard to stop at times.



you should be taking that as a blessing and getting away from internet communities.



You're being unjustly harsh towards the series by criticising its "quarter of the earth" map size. Considering thay it's a 20 year old MMO, most of that terrain is probably the product of years upon years of constant expansions. I haven't seen Log Horizon and I'm unlikely to do so in the foreseeable future so I'm not certain if this is clarified in the exposition or not.

I probably should've phrased myself better instead of dissing "isekai" in general since the idea of traversing other realms is a staple of literature since time immemorial. The "dude, VIDEO GAME" was just letting out some steam regarding how trashy the genre seems to be.

On a semirelated note, I tried to come up with an isekai story that I'd find interesting, under the strict condition that it'd have to involve some sort of game. Isekai can be entertaining if the characters are given some sense of helplessness or injustice being done upon them, not necessarily but it creates a motive for the characters' actions that isn't "that's just how life is going to be, I guess".

I imagined an entity (a deity, a dark lord, an abyssmal being, it matters not) or group thereof, who snatch the souls of mortals from their realities and leads them to a domain they reign supreme, to participate in a "game" they control, for purposes ranging from nefarious plans to release ancient evils unspeakable to unfettered gambling between the deities and the sinister madness of beings all-powerful and everything inbetween. The characters could be anything from mighty warriors stolen from the eternal of death to individuals whom the gods have been messing with all their lives such that have become a toy in their hands (even more so than the rest of the participants).

You CAN add a modern relatable character if it fits your creative vision, but that remains up to anyone who'd bother with such a concept to decide. When trying to shoe horn John Doe into the story, I came up with the idea of a human brought in as a joke or bet amongst the gods, to see how long he'd be able to survive and/or be entertained by the suffering he'd be forced to endure. To bring him up to par with the rest of the competition, you can have one deity pity them (pity is most definitely not the correct term, but I don't believe a word exists that can describe the thought process I'm envisioning) and cheat on their behalf, granting them boons to aid them topple their adversaries. They could be desiring to have the underdog smash the opposition to spite their compatriots, or to give John Doe some sense of hope before taking delight in snatching it away and enjoying the suffering that ensues.

Again, fuck banks and fuck phones.


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Well, I am not sure if they ever stated whether they started off with the whole world being in game or did it through expansions. I am assuming the first one, in which case, while I understand that the game now would be rather neatly filled with stuff, it certainly wouldn't have been on launch. Now thinking about it that way though, maybe they just had good marketing team that based their advertising on promising to fill the world. Then that'd make some sense.

Yeah, I get you. I really wanted to write "dude, MAGIC" though.

Your idea I am too tired as of now to respond too, my eyes are playing tricks on me, will read on tomorrow.

Also, everytime anyone uses the term "John Doe", this guy is what I see.

I was sure I had a picture of him. Guess it's either not there or in some random place.

Fuck them indeed.



After thorough thought, I realised that what I'm envisioning is just the daedric lords fucking around.


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The idea isn't half-bad. If I understand correctly, it'd basically be an iseaki horror, right? Wonder if there are any iseaki horrors actually, don't think I've heard about one yet.

Also, expanding the previous argument, I have totally forgotten about the thing with fantasy worlds that function alike mmorpgs. See Goblin Slayer and… eh, what was it called… anyway, maybe I'll recall it later. This kind of approach is a pretty nice compromise I think, not having to worry about the "game" being realistic in that people play it, while still being able to experiment with the mmo tropes.

Goblin Slayer in general has an abundance of interesting ideas actually, that's for a side note. And to compliment that I am posting the most staple, generic line of its dialogue I could. (I'm not telling you you are hopeless)

I'd also have a semirelated topic, what do you think about power fantasy? As in, is it good, is it bad, is it neither etc. etc.



Not horror per-se. I'm trying to come up with an alternative description so bear with me on this one.

Imagine a classical fantasy setting and add in the Daedric lords as the ancient evil threat that exists beyond reality itself. The characters, having been abducted from their true realms, strive to return but few are fortunate enough to make it back. Plenty of them have given up hope and settled in with the "I guess that's how life's going to be from now on" mentality while others remain ever vigilant. The Daedric lords pop in from time to time, to create chaos and savour the suffering of mortals, or to thwart the efforts of their brethren.

Power fantasy can be suitable method of storytelling if you're merely striving to entertain the audience without any long term commitment, its plot cannot sustain its own scale for any extended period of time.

I believe that an audiences attention can be easily grabbed through the means of "subvert and surpass", you either introduce a senpaiiliar concept and subvert all expectations, or surpass expectations by dialing it all the way up to eleven, or doing a continuous combination of both. If a power fantasy doesn't escalate fast enough, it runs the risk of losing the audiences interest as the protagonists' struggles don't seem far off from what they've surpassed earlier. On the flip side, if you keep escalating your story to maintain the momentum, you'll eventually hit the wall where there are no threats that your characters cannot surpass.

Sorry for the terrible formatting, phones suck.


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Why do i allow my curiosity getting the best of me?


oh wow, nearly an hour later i notice i left "getting" instead of "get" since i was originally going to type something else out.

thank you tornado warning siren for waking me up terrified and unable to get back to sleep.




Ok, ok, I'll do it.

What do you mean?


Apparently there is a flower, yellow lily, which means "False and Gay". Nice.





>Cruelty, Grief, Jealousy



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>it's a "get a 30 day ban for pretending to be barneyfag" episode

now i can't fix anime at this rate



anime is now fixed




slime isekai fixed anime already

seems we need even more middle-aged men deathed to another world as small stuff



Slime isekai was cool until they ruined the point by giving the MC a human form.



Your post was not capitalised, and it was plural as well. Regardless, you can take the time off to do something actually productive. Or you can go nag the mods, whatever floats your boat.



yeah, that's kinda annoying, but at least it's not like MC prefers that form

also, the whole line of events leading to it getting the human form is too clever for me to dislike it



The whole building-a-town concept that the story revolves around is great, but everything involving being an overpowered protagonist who gets the world handed to him on a platter is garbage desu



jojo fixed anime




eh, I like me some power fantasy

struggling a lot gets boring too


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Stop pretending to be me



If your facade wasn't so flat, then maybe people wouldn't be able to "impersonate" you.





I have a stomach ache, either that or I'm hungry, either way I felt like sharing for whatever reason


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>mine vissage upon deducing the opposing team's identities but being unable to capitalise on that information due to my own team's lack of trust

Secret hitler is very entertaining. I wish I had some actual friends who'd be willing to play along.


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I just noticed there is a cat in the background of ustuho's spells and now I can't unsee it, also happy new years


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Watch Wataten



In short, moe sol about an autistic young adult (female) who finds a friend of her 5th-grader imouto, your usual straight loli, but with weakness towards sweets, so cute, she pretty much falls in love with her on first sight and she's being quite creepy, but also kind of cute about it.

First episode just aired today and I love it.


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Explain what's going on, post-haste!


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Ding Dong, triple V is dead!

Alright, enough of that. The other day that i came back i noticed that the subtitle and the default posters name hasn't been changed since around the end of last year, so i went to the "claim a board" page to see if VVV was gone, and lo and behold he's gone, then i decided to claim the board because………well…..why not? and so….. here we are now; VVV is gone and i'm the board owner now until i forget to log in in two weeks


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part 1 of something

I had a cheeseburger too



looks gay



your input is noted and appreciated


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2 out of a number bigger than 2


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well that took less time than I expected, and well yes it is kinda gay when I look at it

dont forget to like and share


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aw hes got a big mechanical heart


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Godspeed, third BO. Nice CSS.

But the text fields in the quick reply window look like really, really old paper, too old to be pleasant to look at. At least for me.


why do 8gag threads make my browser shit itself?



Cool model, how long did it take you to assemble?


Works on my machine™



is that the boss from mario odyssey or something?



less than 6 hours over just 2 days


no, just some music puzzle thingamajig, at least that whats the box said


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S stands for Shoot i forgot i own the board, and Screw 4chanx and OneeChan for resetting by itself.


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..and seriously screw artists who release their stuff on vinyl-only, and limited. I mean seriously it's like do you really want your track(s) to be lost? the worst part about is the only rip that's on slsk is locked for whatever reason.


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Hmmm, the anime originals this season are genuinely interesting.


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dead board


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Alright, i somewhat take back what i said >>4571


it's mind-boggling how this track doesn't have a proper release, i'd actually buy it if he ever decides to release it.


just like my soul [/edge]



Damn LTJ Bukem, that takes me back. Dude has some great vibes

I used to have this one great track where he mixed in a quote from Prince of Darkness

"What's it doing? Reaching out. Influencing. Changing things."

But I can't fucking find it anymore and now I'm sad



Hmm, are you talking about a physical release or just the track in general, or hell even both?


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……oh yeah and happy 2 years, bant.




Just the song, I had it on my mp3 player over a decade ago and now it's gone. As far as I remember it was pretty well done as well imho, he basically plugged two different styles in one song and kept switching them back and forth erratically as if one style tried to take control over the other. Hence the quote


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past the halfway point of the spring 2019 season and the originals are still amazing.


i don't know, even though you probably already tried this but, have you tried looking up the set where you first heard it, or even any set from that year?

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