hey /baph/, /cuteboy/ here, i dont usually come to this board, but i thought you guys might support me in this.
>browsing okcupid
>broad likes me
>go check out her profile
>instantly burst into laughter and tears
>first line of her profile: "CISGENDER MEN DO NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME UNLESS YOU ARE QUEER OR INTERSECTIONAL, I WILL NOT BE NICE IF YOU DONT MEET THIS CRITERIA"
>"intersectional feminist"
>"fat babe"
>"she/her pronouns"
>"i wanna live in space with my friends how fucking cool would it be to live on a space station like seriously"
>"victim of chronic pain"
>"photographer"
>I'm really good at: "writing eloquently about social justice"
>loosely vegan, eats mostly dairy
>stoner
so i guess i'm cute and non threatening enough to get her attention.
i want to make something happen here just for the crazy fucking stories i'll get out of it alone. and if i fuck her and dump her i might even ruin her last vestige of hope for the male gender. i'm gonna do my damndest to hook up with this broad, so what do you guys recommend i do? collect information? get lewd pics? secretely record our conversations? i imagine if i talk with her in real life it's gonna be non stop comedy gold.