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Abandon All Hope Ye Plebs Who Enter Here

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 No.105603

Recent events in Missouri have demonstrated that single drunken idiot with stinky finger can set in motion a chain of events that can paralyze an entire college campus with absurd protests, stall the athletic money machine, and end the career of a college president with six figure salary.

 No.105607

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>>105603

What if a similar eruption of meaningless butthurt were to occur at the leading basketball schools during the finals?

Players refuse to play.. resulting in the loss of millions of dollars of advertising revenue, millions of pissed off normie sports fans, hours of dead air on network television, and college fat cat administrators losing their six figure salaries.

Lultz beyond your wildest dreams!


 No.105610

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>>105607

What if I told you that you could help make this Shit Storm happen for the price of postage stamp?


 No.105809

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You guys are going to miss out on all the fun.

baphoment is going to be left out of the greatest I.R.L. trolling of the decade.


 No.105815

yikyak on android-x86 with spoofed location could be used to cause some havoc, considering the way people sperg about it these days on college campuses.


 No.105889

>>105809

You haven't actually told us your plan yet


 No.105928

>>105603

This took more than one idiot with shit on his pinky and some idea of master race iconography. It took a long history of suspicion between two or more groups of people, and then one of the groups trying to cover something up and doing a bad job of it, which may have been police not wanting to let too much information out because they felt it might "endanger their investigation".

Next time the cleanup job won't be done by in-house custodial staff who feel underpaid and well-informed, it will instead be done by an external outfit who is well-paid to maintain client confidentiality. Or maybe the management group will go for transparency and make the police issue a statement early.


 No.106008

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>>105889

It's not my idea.. It's just a notion that drifted into my brain. It's not my plan. As "my plan" it's meaningless and futile.

If I send a post card of buckwheat to an easily triggered SJW black student union leader at one or more of the basketball schools in the play offs.

He or she gets angry for a moment, and rips it up and that moment in time is lost forever.

But if that Lolcow gets a hundred Buckwheats in the mail on the same day from all across the world.

There's a press conference to discuss what it means, there's campus wide protests by SJW demanding that something be done about their hurt feelings, basketball players refuse to play in the finals…

Millions of dollars of advertising money is lost, highly paid professional college administration types are forced to resign and their precious careers ruined, Chad and thousands of other sport's fans are pissed that that the game isn't on..

Lots and lots of stupid emotional responses, wasted tine and resources over something stupid and trivial as a postcard of 1930's child actor.

That's the sort of thing I enjoy watching. How about you?

If you have a better idea to create mass lulz, I'm all ears, but clearly the intersection of Hypersensitive SJWs, College politics, and Big money sports is a vulnerable target and because it can be fucked with so easily, it has to be fucked with as hard as we can.

O'tay?


 No.106032

>>105928

the police are investigating that?

Lab work,, detectives pounding the pavement looking for leads, and don't forget the paid informants.

Bath room graffiti is serious business.


 No.106033

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Imagine it

A college campus uproar all started by /baphomet/

we would finally go golden again

we would be on all the hack news sites

we would be at the top of the /baphomet/ cyclical scale

we would be the fear of all sjw's

there would be pety raids on us by all of them

all hack youtubers would talk about us

Lets do another golden raid /baphomet/


 No.106036

>>106033

Found their support desk number

203.432.9000

Anybody want to call for the lulz?

Report about racism and hate group trying to attack you?

http://its.yale.edu/help

also the email

helpdesk@yale.edu


 No.106038

>>106036

203-432-5242

Art Department

Who wants to call saying there's not enough African culture?


 No.106051

>>106033

Wait.. what. We report ourselves for thought crime by thinking about trolling?

I think baphomet might actually have to do something before we can declare ourselves outlaws.


 No.106055

bait thread


 No.106094

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>>106051

>implying pc college cucks don't just make shit up without anything happening


 No.106876

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>>106094

Then let's give them something to talk about.

We can make the ivory towers burn.


 No.106885

Just give up OP, you made this same shitty thread more than a week ago on /b/ and nobody gave a fuck than because it is a retarded idea


 No.106923

>>105815

i was thinking about this too. could easily bedone in archon aswell maybe


 No.106941

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>>106885

>>106923

Really,,, this guy likes it.

If he tells two friends, and they tell two friends this could actually happen.

And that would be fucking funny.

Don't you want to start a shit storm for the cost of postage stamp?


 No.107110

bump.. because someone is out there.


 No.107183

Needs to be done




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