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Abandon All Hope Ye Plebs Who Enter Here

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 No.107075

Can I hang out here?

You have the cutest pet and I need to snuggle. Been banned by /PEL/ for 7 days for nonsense spam :(:(:(. Everyone keeps banning me and I'm funny and nice! I'm so fucking sweet. Can you believe ????!!!!!!!!!

I was have a great fucking time and they made me sad and I need to hug a cute pet.

(Just to be clear, getting support is not my thing AT ALL. I'm a half-sjw-rape-baby struggling along by sliding over my own dribble)

That being said - no disrespect. The things they make us do when they take our choices away - we have to use our skills somehow in the tiny spaces in between. Not much of the world left to us and they're trying to take the rest

Anyway, everyone keeps banning me and ruining my pleasure and enjoyment.

I want to cry and snuggle your pet.

Can I?

Respect + Love

ps - -9999 skills myself and know fuck all about 7 vpns.

<3 <3 <3

 No.107076

oh come on!

I'm hanging outside your window peering in at the warmth and baphiesocks is curled up by the fire. I'm sure he loves me. He's looking longingly at me as I'm trapped outside your door in the cold winter.

He knows I have sun-burn issues in christian churches and can't go there :( :( :( Not one member of the medical community has been able to provide me with an ointment. Or given one iota of sympathy. Ever!

Baph you make me cry :( :(


 No.107077

Baph don't love me back ….

trudging away in the winter snow

(having a fag) (and coffee)


 No.107078

because I LOVE SMOKING so much

And WILL NEVER give it up

Even lost my voice - can't sing anymore - way t0o cracked and fucked

(sorry, baph, not for you - for some random fucker - they know who they are) ;) oh yeah


 No.107079

wu wu

Whooooooooo Whoooooooooo

Rise rise.

No, wait, don't do that, sit the fuck back down


 No.107081

Sorry Baph!

That last message not for you either

OMG i'm sorry, broken the rules of hospitality already and I love honour and shit like that

Sorry Baph! snuggle snuggle kiss kiss

<3 love <3 kittens <3 mittens <3 snowdrops twinkling merrily in the snow


 No.107082

So lonely. I just want to fondle horns and finger Baph's great contours as we spoon by the open fire (only with consent - written and witnessed if we must - this is not abuse!)

Why is it only me here?


 No.107084

>>107075

/baphomet/ loves you anon


 No.107087

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 No.107088

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 No.107089

>>107087

i'm so sorry, my gayness they tried. But I have three sets of genitals: male, female, and a species they can't identify (they tried! so much worry and panic over such a trivial thing!)

Possibly mongoose? Rat? guess….

Is it gay to do inappropriate things to small anons when they sleep? Please say no please say no please say no. Even if it's under the covers? With a small torch (not a divers torch)

Btw! Interesting fact. Once ran through a jungle with a zoologist from colombo zoo, chasing weird noises we heard (some weird strangled wailing in the night). He had a diver's torch. If you want to catch the night animals - hold the torch at eye height - then the eyes glow and you can spot them. Sloths and everything. Russels vipers etc (i hate them they're fuckers)

Very hilarious to do on packs of dogs at night to freak out scaredy people (try to suggest they may attack at any moment) (even better if you suggest they will only attack them) (hint that you will just abandon them if it happens and go for a beer)

Btw! Interesting fact about packs of attacking dogs! (mucho experience - every fucking day man!) - hold anything in front of you, bag, wooden sword, frisbee, doesn't matter - they always attack what's in front of them cos idiots.

Even rabid dogs (mucho idiots things with rabies) - they're totally relentless but don't get the whole use the brain thing.

Also! Don't bother going for anything on an attacking pack except the legs. They're very precious about legs. Like oh oh oh my legs ow ow ow squeak squeak

I'm so drunk (first pint for ages) shouldn't be spilling the dog pack attack secrets

I have a cool pic of a russels viper somewhere but I fucked it cos macro and didn't sort the flash out properly and blew the highlights :(

Disappoint cos I got 1/2 metre away (it didn't sting me or anything) and fucked the shot

Oh yeah! Don't travel in close proximity to dangerous snakes, even if the people don't bother telling you until the vehicle nearly crashes and the fuckers (in a jar) fall in your lap. Extremely rude to do that to people without warning them first.

um.


 No.107090

>>107088

holy shit how did you know????????

that's some spooky fucking magic


 No.107091

>>107084

Oh Thank Baph - cos the other lot don't

<3


 No.107092

sorry! drunk!


 No.107093

hey! Anyone been to Tangier?


 No.107095

I'm so happy here :) :) :)


 No.107162

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Sad about american christians baph :(

In a small market town that has a Norman church in the centre. The church was inside a patch of woodland grass where wild flowers grew. Many species of birds. The local residents, even atheists, tended the green space. It was the lungs of the town, and brought happiness and health.

The CofE vicar was kindly, helping the homeless and the lonely, providing sanctuary

This changed. I'm angry. The residents were angry. It happened anyway.

An American vicar too control. He cut down trees. He removed ALL the branches of the remaining trees.

Why?

He wanted people to see the CHURCH more clearly.

Sad Baph :( and angry :(

We're of nature.

Also, look at this shit posted in the agriculture board /agro/

btw agro means hooliganism on the high street

Nature is not fascist. Control is fascist. Control nature and nature loses power and health.

Fuck em Baph


 No.107163

>Fuck em Baph

shit, not literally - not PA request. Just feelings


 No.107164

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Somebody likes gardening agro

Engineering pain and anger and conflict

Why? Who knows. For what purpose? Good intentions pave the way to hell

1 quark, 2 quark, 3 quark. 1/3 colour 1/3 colour 1/3 colour

And tetraquark?

;) http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-discover-eighth-colour-of-the-rainbow-9227765.html


 No.107189

I have so many funny stories about people from San Francisco that I've met in the real world.

I must say, they're quite shameful and embarrassing once they venture outside of reddit, facebook and twitter

I'll just give the end of one story ;0

And a couple from San Francisco were canoodling and stargazing lovingly on the roof of their guesthouse. In the distance they heard the word 'FIGHT!"

THEIR SOLUTION (not stay on the roof, not hide, not tool up, not armour up) WAS TO GET TO THE GROUND WHERE THE FIGHT WAS, BUT WITH A BROKEN ARM).

They heard the word 'fight'

THEY RAN FULL SPEED

AND LAUNCHED THEMSELVES

OFF THE ROOF

IN A PANIC

Breaking limbs

:D :D :D

These are the people whose opinions and judgments are trusted?

Btw the beginning of the sotry is pretty funny two.

Drunk British girls dressed like sparkley fairies, didn't get their beer quite how they preferred it and attempted to karate chop one of the servers

Waiters ngry "Grargh! Grargh! Don't do that"

European white knights immediately rush over "Grargh grargh what are you doing to our women!????" (brit girls probably still laughing - i love the british they're so funny)

Massive running battle ensues. Bricks, bottles, metal pipes, broken limbs, teeth lost, multiple hospitalisations.

And then, far away, safe on their roof, with their stars, two people from SAN FRANCISCO literally flew into danger without even using stairs, and breaking limbs in the process

And this, is exactly them, exactly what they do.

Then they cry and bully and scream at normal people. They spread hate and anger and accusations, at normal people.

Their aristocracy is not democratic. It's cultural imperialism and bullying. And they can't even handle the most basic of life's many dangers (ie. don't launch yourself off a roof in panic and hospitalise yourself)

clear no?

Nobody here would do that

And they want respect?

hmmmmmm.

NO


 No.107190

I don't understand this (maybe i do)

I'm new to chans (but not as naive as I'm making myself out to be). All the threads I was posting in in B have disappeared (it's happened before)

I just get 404 not found

Is this normal? (this is also a message) I thought threads weren't deleted? (be more clear)

http://8ch.net/b/res/5112130.html#5113224

http://8ch.net/b/res/5111345.html#5111772

http://8ch.net/b/res/5107555.html#5111517

http://8ch.net/b/res/5111441.html#

http://8ch.net/b/res/5111345.html#5111398




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