/baphomet/ - Deepweb, Hax, Casual Chat, Raids

>>107107

First of all fuck you OP, you incompetent faggot are unable to purchase a fucking computer.

Second, not your personal army, read the sticky, use the PA thread and stop beeing a useless faggot who wants others to finnish your job.

You are the cancer that ruined this board

>>107107

>they had too get the little penises address

>this little penis also sells refurbished computers

Your extreme discrimination against the micro-penis'd is disturbing and downright brutish OP.

I was going to help you, but the fact that you have no respect for innocent people who happen to have small penises really pisses me off.

Rot in hell, asshole.

>>107107

Hello, Amazon customer service.

Oh hi, this is Request Faggotry, I am a giant faggot.

I see, anything I can do for you today, ma'am?

I am actually a guy, I just sound like a girl, because my testicles haven't dropped, yet I somehow have testicles in my mouth. Anyway, I bought a laptop, it took way too long to get here, as you can see from this document it took almost 2 weeks to arrive, and when it finally did, it turned out that the battery is dead, it just won't charge.

Oh, that sounds bad. Can you perhaps resend it, so we can have a look at it, and perhaps fix it?

No, I will just write on Baphomet instead.

Well, you are a fucking retard.

Yes, yes I am.

>>107107

Literally all you need to do is file a claim to get a replacement/refund. Half the time you don't even need to return it.

Maximum idiot.