Dear /baph/holes I'm in a little of a connundrun and I need a bit of help from people who know how to do fun stuff. Tried on /b/, but of course that was a waste of time.
I have this nigger neighbor that has a shitty car with a shitty stereo, and loves to play his shitty negro music on loud volume. I'm thinking that a little arson, burning his shitty wheels to the ground, may be in place. However, I'd want two things from this outcome: 1) no problems with the law; 2) no problems with the nigger, since he's a small crack dealer and may have one or two armed goons at his disposal (although he himself is a cowardly piece of shit).
Any suggestions?