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Abandon All Hope Ye Plebs Who Enter Here

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 No.109790

While browsing the personal army thread, I've come across the greatest lolcow in all of existence.

Behold, the second mistake of god, Paul "Vlad" Morrissey. The amount of things this disgrace to humanity does could fill a thesis. First off, he has an obsession a female robot character named Drossel, in which he collects figures of. He believes the figures are sentient, talks to them, and believes any bad mention or sexualization of Drossel will hurt her in an alternate reality. He spends all day on 4chan's /toy/ board begging anons not to be mean to Drossel. Second, this 16 year old faggot has a piss fetish (pisses in 100s of bottles and lets them "ferment" because he likes the smell), he also fills rubber gloves with piss, plays with them, and calls them "Desktop Buddies". He lives in a filthy bedroom, and spends his entire day sitting in his bed getting into political arguments with people online.

Paul's political views shift almost weekly, He went from a "Socialist Muslim with traditional values" to a "Trump-supporting Capitalist Muslim" and back again all within a couple months. Paul's fashion speaks for itself. In other words, it's the most appalling and horrific thing I've ever seen. He wears Islamic prayer caps and nazi clothing to create strange Nazi-Muslim outfits that reflect his political views.

His dox has also been released:

Paul Morrissey

463 Payne Rd. Endicott NY 13760

Parents: Thomas and Dee Morrissey

Used to attend Union Endicott HS before dropping out

Born January 28, 2000

Kiwi Farms thread on Paul:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/paul-vlad-morissey-keyboardpeon-islamic-fashion-edgelord-and-piss-bottle-collector.16980/

/cow/ thread on Paul:

https://8ch.net/cow/res/197088.html

Board for discussing Paul

>>>/463/

 No.109791

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his room/piss collection


 No.109792

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I've been in skype groups with this fucking faggot for almost a year. Recently he sperged out and deleted us all from skype. Everything in the OP post is 100% true. He has a weird obsession with Palestine and radical forms of Islam.


 No.109793

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Gonna dump a few of these. Holy fuck, the cringe is insane.


 No.109794

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His Drossel obsession.


 No.109795

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more shit


 No.109796

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>>109793

Look at all the fucking acne in that one. Notice how he edits it all out.

Here's an archive of a sound clip he posted to /toy/ begging people to be nice to Drossel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6BmRkaU8M


 No.109797

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 No.109798

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 No.109799

Holy fuck, baph. This is golden.


 No.109807

>>109792

May I ask what Skype group he was from? I was following this guy a few months ago once all the info on him popped up on /cow/ and I'm curious.

From what I know, though, his Drossel obsession (last summer I think) was a phase he's now passed over. Some other thing about someone in his Skype group sending CPS to his house, forcing him to clean up his piss bottles and stuff.

And also

>literally using the same title from the Kiwi Farms thread

come on now


 No.109808

Hey OP, are you ID: 4578a9 on /cow/? Cuz if you are you're trying way too hard.


 No.109811

>>109807

It's the grand channel group, linked to the yt channel. Link doesn't work now tho


 No.109816

>>109790

>discovered

We know it's you, Foxworth.


 No.109849

>this dipshit is dressed like a Turk

10/10 kebabery.


 No.109869

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Jesus, this kebab emulator was born in 2000?

Is this seriously how degenerate kids are these days?

…Pic sadly related. RIP Nicole.


 No.109906

op, can you post pictures of vlads parents / guardians?


 No.109948

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>>109906

Thomas Morrissey


 No.109959

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>>109790

Time to go straighten shit out.

>>>109790

>> First off, he has an obsession a female robot character named Drossel, in which he collects figures of. He believes the figures are sentient, talks to them, and believes any bad mention or sexualization of Drossel will hurt her in an alternate reality.

That may have been true around a year ago and that was a time everyone else in the group had a "waifu" so I decided to jump the bandwagon but I went a bit further with it until I got obsessive and annoying so they decided to intentionally draw or write bad things happening to the character to get me to shut up about it, and looking back at it, that was an appropriate response. I felt terribly at the time though (because I was in unstable emotional conditions at the time due to other things) so it kept going at it until I entirely snapped out of it all and broke out of that delusion a long time ago.

And ever since that happened I never said or posted a thing about Drossel in the group our /toy/ and just want to sell those things on ebay. I don't give a crap if someone is going to burn or ejaculate on them as long as I get money for it. Because it's been at least 10 months that I have completely gotten over every single bit of that cringeworthy obsession.

>Since then I have gotten over it completely and disregard it because they are only pieces of overpriced plastic now. But you haven't gotten over it however, because you feel like you missed out on it. I haven't made a single post on /toy/ either since I had that paradigm shift where I realized it's just a toy.

>>Second, this 16 year old faggot has a piss fetish (pisses in 100s of bottles and lets them "ferment" because he likes the smell), he also fills rubber gloves with piss, plays with them, and calls them "Desktop Buddies"

Urine fetishes are pretty nasty and I really don't find the appeal to it but I don't judge people unless they're into something really gross like scat, vore, etc.

There is some truth to this next claim however, about the same time (A year ago) I had around 60 bottles of urine, half with caps on half without. I eventually got rid of them the following month and cleaned everything up and it has stayed that way.

And yes, I did piss in a glove and time it up and I have no regrets. I got rid of it after a few days but it was pretty funny in my opinion. Not taking that one back.

However, I never said I liked the "smell" of urine. I was at a time of laziness and convenience so I stayed on the computer and only got off to go shit or take a shower.

>>Paul's political views shift almost weekly, He went from a "Socialist Muslim with traditional values" to a "Trump-supporting Capitalist Muslim" and back again all within a couple months.

I never claimed to be a Muslim and I have always been against Islamism, Islamic Fundamentalism, Extremism, and Shariah law. However, even though I was neutral towards Muslims before, I directly oppose Islam now that I actually saw all the calls to kill nonbelievers in the Quran. And I was a Socialist about 2 years ago, long before I met people in the group. But I have stayed consistently Libertarian economically with support of social Conservatism, or Paleoconservative if you want a special snowflake title for it. I would also like to add that I support Ted Cruz's policies over Trump's because he has a Consistently Conservative record. But my advice is to support the Republican frontrunner in the general election no matter who he is.

I wore the hats because they had nice looking patterns, amusing, and were cheap, I only wore them outside about 6 times but realized it was pretty autismal to do so and that I will admit to.

I have never worn "Nazi" Clothing or anything besides a limo driver cap that looks slightly like an SS cap. And a lot of the outfit pictures I take of myself I don't actually go outside with.


 No.109961

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>>109791

From about a year ago.

>>109792

I could care less what dune coons do to each other. I just want their hats. Israel has a right to defend itself especially when the Palestinians break every ceasefire and shoot hundreds of rockets into cities every week.

Go ahead and deny it if you want, I'm not searching the internet so I can "prove" something. Believe what you want to. But there were other people who were there at that time actually during all this, and they all got kicked off because they were the people who wouldn't go along with it and call you out if you started talking about shit that never happened.

I never called and never will call out anyone on their past though even if they are doing it to me because it is easier to deal with being on the receiving end of malicious intent than it is to be the perpetrator of malicious intent.

>Yeah but that's just my view of it

I'm not going to worry or search for people saying crap about me, on the internet nonetheless.

The thing is, I really don't think it's me you have a problem with. I think you are living an unhappy life that would be better if you moved in like I have. I'm sure there are plenty more threads and posts in other places, but I've reached a point where it's smooth sailing. Sit back, relax, out of sight, out of mind. So think or way what you believe or want. But you might be trying just a little bit too hard. I am not going to post anything else anywhere in response because I have no need to search the internet for people talking about me. Let them think what they want to think.

>FIN


 No.109967

>>109959

>>109961

Son, you are something else. Were you born 100 years ago, your parents would have kicked you out of their apartment. You would have been a wino living in the gutters, pissing in beer bottles (no joke) and performing menial jobs - if you were lucky.

But nope. You chose to become an HS dropout, NEET, and 4chan sysop.

Well, more power to you boy. You're still a kid. Get your life in order, son.


 No.109970

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>>109967

My life has been in order for quite a few months. All the 'information' is about things I did a year ago. Not that it matters what people who are irrelevant in my life think about my life style.

Also I never dropped out of Highschool, I don't know where that came from.

The internet as a whole is relatively unnecessary and takes away from real world interaction and my only focus is to fix actual problems, the internet and what people choose to do on it is not an actual problem. At least not for me.




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