Hey guyz it's Quaker Anon here.
I haven't posted in a few months, but things have been happening. I see that all is going to shit in the world (even more shit than it was), with all these new terrorists coming out and attacking ppl and the j00z pulling the strings behind it all.
It is a lot to take in, especially since I have been in a special training program with the "good" grey alienz learning how to fly their combat aircraft in and out of the atmosphere. You might remember that the last time I was here, I spoke of some pretty horrific things that had happened to me, and how the grey alienz were working with the j00z to do a lot of it.
But like I also hinted at, there is a rebel faction of greys and they are trying to help us fight back, with the power of Quaker Granola Bars (chocolate chip, chocolate fudge covered, and apple cinnamon flavors). It's better Quaker Granola than you can get on earth and is fortified with space vitamins or some shit - I can eat a couple bars and be up for days!
Anyway I am back with important information. DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ OR HEAR ABOUT THE PARIS ATTACKS. It's true that they used muslim terrorists to carry it out, but this was really a plot set up by the j00z in Israel, using the evil grey alienz mind control powers to pwn the fuck out of the sandpeople and make them do shit, and then blame it on ISIS!
They are setting up a race war as the next world war III type event, where it will be like the whole world against the sandpeople n stuff. This is only going to be made easier because of what I explained earlier about how they dumb down the population by putting flouride in all the ice cream, because everyone eats that shit because it tastes so good. They are behind the refugee invasion of europe as we speak, sending out sandpeoples to all countries and begging to get in, so they can destabilize everything and make it easier for more mind-controlled terrorist attacks.
The good greys keep me well fed on Quaker Granola so I am in top form and can analyze intelligence in real time, so I can tell you with certainty that in the future there will be another terrorist attack and this time it will be on America & Russia at the same time! They are going to give a dirty bomb to a sandperson and teleport them into the whitehouse, and the same with the Kremlin but it will be a potatonigger in that case!
There battle for humanity is heating up, but I am one of the chosen to protect our future and me and my good grey alien allies are doing everything to fight for you guyz, so plz send positive thought wave frequencies and warm feelz out to your neighbors and don't let them despair!
-Quaker Anon