Furry Raid: Fuck yeah Bashdashia Edition
Episode 1: The Build up
Alright you fagets. For too long these yiffing shitcocks have gone around acting like they're hot shit, masturbating furiously to animals and wanting to fuck them. I made that last part up but damnit it's probably happening anyway.
Here's our game plan.
1) BE FUCKING SUBTLE (which means don't invite bonzi; he isn't subtle at all.) We don't want these fagets catching on to us.
2) Blend in with the enemy. Just pretend to be a furry by acting all sexually confused/attracted/frustrated over the Freedom Planet characters.
3) Try to keep the bashdash shit to a minimum unless we're going loud, IE "crash this board with no survivors." Try not to go full ban evasion like that /fem/ faget. Seriously, fuck that person.
4) Post as much freedom planet shit as possible. Make as many threads as possible. Go full forumslide. As a faget who regularly shitposted halfchan, the more threads you make, the faster furry threads are taken off the front page.
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