>>365Yeah well I can do better, wolfgirl!
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Life is like a car race,
here in bashdash.
Racecars, shitposts, challenges!
It's a bashblur.
Might solve a shitty joke…
Or drink some shitty coke!
Bashdash! Woo-oo!
Every day they're out to shitpost,
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