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I'm cleaning up this board.
This bashdash shit has driven me to my last nerve and its going to be what kills me.

We took the guy who was the butt end of every joke in the group and created a joke out of him to shitpost a thread for a furry fangame.

That guy latched on to our humor and decided to fit in by spouting the meme of the week constantly. I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking stop. Jesus christ.

We are never doing another raid because it's fucking cancer. It's just how it is. They aren't all that funny in the long run and only serve to derail legitimate discussion. regardless if we like what it's about or not, that's a shitty thing to do and its not all that funny.

I've snapped. Fuck this board and fuck the shitty memes on it. I'm thankful for most of you being my friends but I can't take this damn board anymore. The bashdash shit was only funny when we shitposted that thread for freedom planet. This board is pure unadulterated autism and I am done with it.

I'll announce the password in a group chat and then whoever wants it can have this gay board.
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Kaz, it's me, I'm here to get you out...

Standing on the edge of the /bashdash/
Like Maverick once said
and these memes are all old now
No more dadpostings and the gunflame is dead
Archives in the air tell the tales
Of the Smash brothers tournament
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when we all meme'd wrong

Watching from the edge of the 8chan
For the gamergaters to weep
Gladiators are all sore
from the butthurt they received on the armaggedon.

I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child

Standing on the edge of the board
Looking at the abyss
and I'm hoping for some miracle
To breakout, to escape from all this
Whispers in the air tell the tales
of a life that's gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong

I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child

I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child
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Since /bashdash/ memes are old and this shit is as dead as Adam Sandler's career post-Drunk Punch Love.
http://8ch.net/starlord/
I am now going to post the new and improved TheMeme Mastergroup chan.
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SAYONARA SHIT BOARD

POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE AND GET THIS MEME-RIDDEN NIGFEST OUTTA HERE
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We're playing broken Risk.
We'll do this somehow.
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Netmech Electric Boogaloo Thread

Alright fuccbois, we've played a few games of this before (at least, I've played some with Maverick and Cedar has played before too) so I guess I might as well make a /bashdash/ thread for it.

NetMech is the free online multiplayer component of 1995s MechWarrior 2. The great folks at Mech2.org host an IPX server made just for NetMech.

However, said server isn't just for them, it's open to anyone who wants to play NetMech. So, we're pretty much free to play games whenever we want to.

DOWNLOAD: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qr1fkfyyckaid3t/NetMech%20Working.zip?dl=0

INSTRUCTIONS: Place in a folder anywhere you want. The game is only 25MB, so it won't make a dent on anything. Run using NetMech.exe.

CONTROLS: http://puu.sh/g5TUk/ca7be03122.txt

Q/A:

Q1 - I'm getting a DOSBox window when I start the game. What gives?
|
A1 - Run the game with NetMech.exe, not DOSBox.exe


Q2 - What's with this "DOSBox Status Window?" Can I get rid of it?
|
A2 - Yes, download the NetMech.exe with the -noconsole switch enabled. https://www.dropbox.com/s/zxz0k6m944v72gp/NetMech%20%28No%20Console%29.exe?dl=0

Use this thread for games and also generally fuckery involving Warriors in Mechs on the Net.
R: 3 / I: 10
Shill la Shill

Degenerate edition
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i've been meaning to post here for a while because i was told to
here is my post
thank you for reading
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PAYDAY 2

Meme Master had a pretty damn good first experience with it. He got disconnected from the server the first match. Also that Cory thing was perfect. Too bad his feelings were hurt. ;_;
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Webm thread!
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THE TAKEOVER IS REAL!

http://www.g4tv.com/videos/39036/Palm-Pre-Review/
6 MIN 21 SECONDS OH GOD
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>107
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Official Momposting thread.

Maverick is asleep.
Post moms
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euphoric
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last vidya you played, you're now in it. and you have a stand.
go to
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
post result and how fucked you are

les go
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Ryu's quotes involve him saying things like "The answer lies…in the heart of battle."


What the fuck is the question?
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The 2edgy4me challenge

As you know, I am a fan of edge. So I want to see who can make the edgiest artwork out of all of you! This challenge is worth 5 points! This could change the standings significantly.
Good luck and may the edgiest Amidon win. I want to see HatRed amounts of edge!
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/Bashdash/ Accent Core Ass character design topic

So, you niggers might have heard me and Maverick are doing shit on MUGEN based on /bashdash/.

So we thought that the guys who can draw shit in this group to be involved in the character design process of each fighter, so if you want to participate and post your fighter art here, go ahead.
R: 1 / I: 0
We gotta make this board popular for all the wrong reasons.

How can we start?
R: 1 / I: 4

DONT TRUST ANYONE

DONT TRUST ANYONE ONLY THOSE WITH THE DANKEST MEMES ALLOWED TO POST HERE
R: 2 / I: 2

Hentai

this is obviously hentai
R: 5 / I: 3

FURRY

what is truly a fury someone tell me pleass
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Bravest Star Lord Challenge #1

So I'm not sure if anyone (except Maverick) Ever heard of this but I have this immense grudge against a guy on the internet.

The faget's name is Cunningcondor, he's a guy me and Dan once met on the internet and everything he's ever done in life has been nothing but things that can make a deity look away in shame of ever creating him.

Pick Chris-Chan and add a Roger Ebert movie critic personality and you have him; Among the many accomplishments Condor has done in life have been:

>1. Litteratly Stalking a girl through messages after an incident related to vidya gaems

>2. Lie about the death of his mother to the internet as a way to get more viewership and quote-on-quote respect
>3. Blantaly one-side criticize NSFW artists (Not just who produce porn but other people like Milo Manara and Bruce Timm).
>4. Not take any art criticism
>5. Again, Stalking other people to the point of terrorizing them with hatreful messages and "suicide notes"
>6. Guilt tripping
>7. Utilize hatRed criticism on sites like 4Chan and Tumblr as means to get more views and so on.

So what is this Bravest Star Lord challenge? I want one of you to troll this pretentious scumbag so hard in the most creative way possible up to the point where he responds directly to the trolling wheter it be notes, videos or even crying to his knees.
The one who trolls him the hardest, wins.
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>Meme Master and his non-fighting game playing family.
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Furry Raid: Fuck yeah Bashdashia Edition

Episode 1: The Build up

Alright you fagets. For too long these yiffing shitcocks have gone around acting like they're hot shit, masturbating furiously to animals and wanting to fuck them. I made that last part up but damnit it's probably happening anyway.

Here's our game plan.

1) BE FUCKING SUBTLE (which means don't invite bonzi; he isn't subtle at all.) We don't want these fagets catching on to us.

2) Blend in with the enemy. Just pretend to be a furry by acting all sexually confused/attracted/frustrated over the Freedom Planet characters.

3) Try to keep the bashdash shit to a minimum unless we're going loud, IE "crash this board with no survivors." Try not to go full ban evasion like that /fem/ faget. Seriously, fuck that person.

4) Post as much freedom planet shit as possible. Make as many threads as possible. Go full forumslide. As a faget who regularly shitposted halfchan, the more threads you make, the faster furry threads are taken off the front page.

5) If you get banned, you can ban evade if you want. I recommend using an incognito/private window in Chrome/Firefox and then a VPN, like Cyberghost or OpenVPN.

(Use cyberghost it's easier than Tasha)

6) Remember. No yiffing.
7) May the holy light of our god emperor Bashdash guide us as we journey into the valley of shit.

8) Freedom Planet is cool, but you know what's cooler? Street Fighter 3.

9) I will bring a secret weapon into this later on in the game. Trust me.

10) My secret weapon will probably reject so don't count on him.

11) Star Lord sucks at GGXRD :^)
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It's me.
edose123
The original dadposter and memeboy extreme.
I made this.
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So basically, I have to fight against a robot that's like better armoRed than me, have a way danker laser beam than me, fucking pyrokinesis, flight and a charge punch.
While I'm a robot with speedos that fires machine guns out of his ass and delivers kamehamehas out of his hand, and with all that I have to avoid us both from hitting a doctor performing surgery on a girl in a vegetable state.

Man I love Treasure's Astro Boy.
R: 3 / I: 3
>Valkyria Chronicles 3
>my first waifu is a guest appearance

I'm so ashamed now that I know how old she is that I can't play anything in either series without great shame.

Fuck.
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This is probably the best movie on netflix judging by its title.
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Guys what's the new Unholy Challenge?

I'm really low on ideas and I've even thought about having us hijack a Twitter competition as a challenge. I've got nothing.

Maybe after Sp33dy streams his game or someone makes the SonicFan love letter I'll come up with something. If anyone can come up with an idea before that happens, I'll give points.

Also, YAY /bashdash/ IS WORKING AGAIN!
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Foxgirl meme storage thread.
R: 4 / I: 7

The Gunflame thread

GUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAMEGUNFLAME
R: 1 / I: 0
So when's the Smash Bros Tag Tournament thing ever going to start, based bashdash? (And y'all niggas bettah show up)
R: 1 / I: 1
I have to say what no one else appaStimpytly wants to say.

All of the jojo characters who were meant to be girls are the objective best characters of their parts, or, in SHEEEZAAAAA's case, best supporting character.

Prove me wrong.

Breeder best girl
R: 11 / I: 5

Waifu Thread A.K.A. another thread because I can't sleep

How pure is your waifu?

My waifu is more pure than your waifu.

Fuck
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OH I BIFFED IT
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Red Spider Anus
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Why is Devil May Cry 3 the greatest video game of all time?
R: 1 / I: 1
Dude
i found the best pic
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This is what /bashdash/ looks like in the world of virtual reality.
R: 3 / I: 5
BASHDASH IS ASLEEP
POST SKELETONS
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The Bashdash Smash II: Team Battle Tourney!

Want to be in my next Smash Tournament? Let me know here or on TheGroup's announcement that I just made. Once we get enough players, then we can make teams. Same rules as always, but this time it's 2v2!!!
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>Dating with a girl
>Found out she is a superwholockian
>Writes shitty fandom-related fanfics.
>Doesn't like Metal Gear Rising and only played Metal Gear Solid 4.

What do I do?
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/bashdash/: Origins

I got really boBlue one day and I decided to make a sort of "Origin story" of /bashdash/ which also serves as a prequel to GOTTA GO FAST's fanfic. It's based on the origin of the United States and I hope you guys like it:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BUD2OzNJIOMxYn_dDjGE77eRYjZ_8XAgNGmYepjNouQ/edit
R: 6 / I: 1

/bashdash/ Sings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

We're singing this together.
Record yourself singing.
R: 21 / I: 19
Guys I need help, is this a butt?
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Cameron

My hero ~<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCW8kRT57pw
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One of the unholiest challenges yet!

Unfortunately, we couldn't come up with a Christmas challenge this year, but there's always next year. I'm just going to go ahead and get to the REAL stuff now.

Make a sexual fan fiction. We're going to make it as a sort of "love letter" to our adversary, TheTrueSonicFan1997(Translation: Put him in the fanfic and have something bad happen to him). Should you include me, I only ask that you add car related puns, similar to MaxofS2D's "Bash is Love, Dash is Life" post. (>>182)

There will be one point given for making the fanfic, another for narrating it.

This will also be the first challenge where I will have to unfortunately exclude someone. In fear that he will do something with his excellent and safe for work oncoming series, $peedy will not be allowed to participate in this challenge(or rather, if he does, I will now consider his entry). As a consolation, I will award him one extra point.

I don't have an image to go with this so enjoy this picture of my favorite supermini, the Abarth 500 cabrio!
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Tonight.
I was bane posted by an apple support guy.


I
I do not know how I feel about this
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If I gain your brouzouf will you die?

EYE is 99 cents btw.
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Dadpost thread

Post dad stories.

>My dad plays games

>He has a group of friends
>He played Counter-Strike Source a lot
>He and his group of friends would change their username to a random girl name
>They changed their picture to a random girl picture
>They join servers and just play normally
>Sometimes guys would hit on them
>They wouldn't talk but people would beg to hear their voices
>Eventually they respond
>One time someone kept begging my dad to speak
>"C'mon talk I bet you have a cute voice."
>He eventually responded "Is that so?"
>Everything went silent then suddenly
>"..Y-you have a deep voice, ma'am."

Please don't tell my dad I dadpost.
Picture unrelated.
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Dice rollRolled 5, 89, 17, 77, 53, 96, 34, 52, 5, 83, 96, 65, 50, 65, 69, 34, 34, 80, 14, 66 = 1084

Dice thread, type "dice 20d100" at the top of the field, divide your score by 2000. This is how lucky you are. Ready? GO
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I swear! If Maverick doesn't use this as a banner…
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Shirt Posting

Shirt posting
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OC WEBM THREAD

ITT, we post our own OC.
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>Meanwhile on Brazil
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I used a model ripping program and made lewds of LOUD OBNOXIOUS FOXGRILL in XNALara, this is all I have so far.

Forgive me.
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TheSonicFan1997 Autism Thread

Keep all your shit about TheSonicFan1997 in here so we can laugh at his stupid ass when he spergs out like this.



http://pastebin.com/BiMJYwCy

>Celo Green's Fuck You is stuck in my head


help
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Only a couple of weeks until the end of 2014

With that said…

What is your personal GOTY of this year?
Dark Souls 2
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The /bashdash/ smash!

Since my last challenge didn't attract anyone, I'm going to start setting up the BIGGEST Unholy Challenge yet!
A group-wide Super Smash Bros. competition! If you have Smash for 3DS or Wii U let me know, I might start a tournament or something. If I get enough people, I'll form the rules and everything of the tournament and post it in this board.

But for now, enjoy pictures of wood trim in a Porsche 911.
R: 4 / I: 0
If you roll more than 2000 will you die?

type "dice 20d100"
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daily reminder I will try to get all trips so I can be mod
R: 3 / I: 1
Old shit
R: 2 / I: 0

I bet you didn't even see the filename.

TOO LATE TO LOOK HERE NIGGER
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I NEED NEW IDEAS FOR CHALLENGES (Plus current Unholy Champions standings)

I'm a little busy with life at the moment so I'm going to leave the next Unholy Challenge up to you guys. The challenge I like the most will be the one you face.

Current Standings:
1st: Sp33dy (2 HONORS wins, 4 pts)
2nd: St0lken (2 wins, 2 pts)
3rd: Mav3rick (1 win, 1 pt)

Now some people may have been asking(not really): "If an Honors win is 2 points and a regular win is 1, than why was St0lken first place in the first standings report if he had two wins and Sp33dy had one Honors win? Shouldn't they have tied?"
Well, here's how it works. If two(or more) people are tied in points, the person who won the most challenges(St0lken in this case) will be placed on top. If multiple people are tied with the same amount of challenges won, THEN they'll be tied.
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Game Recommendation Thread 1.0: Dashing Basheers

Alright, so we all know /bashdash/ has generally great tastes in games. How about we share that knowledge of good vidya gaming with others? Don't name games that everyone here already knows, try something more obscure.

My recommendations:

MechWarrior 2 series

MechWarrior 3 series (IF you have an AMD card/old PC, Nvidia is broken)

MechWarrior 4 series

Heavy Gear 1 + 2

STALKER series

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Freespace 2

Tron 2.0

Blood

Anyone got anything else?

Image is relevant for the version of Mechwarrior 2 you shouldn't play (PS1/Saturn).
R: 2 / I: 1
Whoever creates the best Bizarre Adventure fic featuring Bashdash and the Best JoJo, I will owe you 20 dolla.
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Does anyone want to pet that fluffy tail?

I do
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when a certain number comes around someone must get it
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BASHDASH VISUAL NOVEL FINISHED

Making this was kind of depressing. Reminded me I can't into art.

ANYWAY ENJOY MY PAIN. https://www.mediafire.com/?a9k9ss6s8082pla

Image unrelated but I do love Persona
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Unholy Art Challenge

It's been about four months since the Bashdash raids on Freedom Planet occurred. The challenge today is to capture that moment in an artwork! It could be an action scene, something abstract, a compilation of the best parts, whatever you want. My personal idea was to have TheGroup (led by $tolken and me) raiding /v/ in city form as an army shooting up buildings and murdering furries and shills. Best artwork wins a point.
GLORY TO BASHDASH
GLORY TO THEGROUP
REMOVE FREEDOM PLANET
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I decided to stop using 4chan because captcha is fucked and I'm not using an older version of 4chanX.
TIME TO SPREAD MEMES
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EMERARUDO SPURASH

Emerarudo Spurash general? Emerarudo Spurash general.
R: 1 / I: 1
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IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCf8lK8-v7s&feature=autoshare

"This is the final proof I need and now I can be fully without any Mercy. The Mercy that has held me back will now be unleashed as I stain my claws with Blood under the moonlight bitches. And that's real fucking truth that you cannot avoid like a speeding 50caliber bullet out of a truly golden barrel with tigerstripes fucker. BOOM HEADSHOT!! That's you when your dying Tyler"
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Unholy Survey 1: The best cars

As you all know, I am a massive gearhead. I am about to acquire my first car, which will be one of the most important decisions I will ever make. Right now, should i be unable to inherit the Beemer, I am choosing between a Ford Mustang, a Nissan Maxima, and a Fiat 500(one of the sporty ones).
This being said, do you guys have any recommendations? What do you drive now? Can you tell me why it's a good first car?
Points will be given for:
1. The best car
2. The best picture
3. The best explanation
That's right, this is worth 3 POINTS. Let's hope you've got a good ride, you might become an unholy champion!

(Feel free to be as serious or as silly as possible. Though I would like serious advice, you guys are very funny and I love the jokes you tell!)
R: 2 / I: 0
I challenge Bashdash into a Smash Bros match; His Doctor Mario versus my Captain Falcon, you fuckn' bitch.
R: 8 / I: 3
Made some new banners, check 'em out:
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FLAGS FOR THE BASHDASH BOARD

Let's make some flags and post them in this thread. If we're lucky, then Stolken or Maverick will use the best ones for this board.
I believe that the maximum size for flags is exactly 16 X 11, but I remember
seeing one bigger than that. Let's just keep the size at 16 X 11 just to be safe.
This is the flag I made.
Feel free to post your's.
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Sonic Inflation Adventure

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/647803 Game of the Century 'aight
R: 2 / I: 1

Sup nerds

It's 4:20 blaze it.
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NEW Unholy Survey 1

It seems no one has given me any car advice… That's Okay. I've got a new, more interesting survey. Since I have now received moderator status(thx $t0lk3n), I want to give TheGroup some Unholy Challenges through announcements. Why? Put simply, not everyone in TheGroup is on /bashdash/, so I want a wider audience. What I need from you guys is some ideas. Best one becomes the first in a new series of Unholy Challenges!
(I'm counting on you M4v3r!ck, make me proud again)
R: 1 / I: 1

DOG THREAD

DOG THREAD ALL DOGS REPORT IN
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stolken is here

hello i am the official and real Meme Master and i am here to tell you that i am massive gay furry who likes foxgirls and sucks own benis thank your for time
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There sure are a bunch of big guys here.
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EIGHT PAGES
SEVEN SHITPOSTS
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>He fell for the lewd ruse
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WAAAAAAAAAAA
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GIVE ME A BREAK YOU DAMNED, JUST WANNA GET MY DICE AGAIN.
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Unholy Challenge VI OFFICIAL

Well, it's been decided. Whoever will stream themselves playing a game about me with me in it will win.

Thanks to M4v3r1ck D3c3r0 for the idea.One of these days I'll make a challenge to make the best challenge and he'll probably win with honors.

"What's behind you doesn't matter, unless it's about to ram you in your ass."
-A very drunk Enzo Ferrari
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yeee boi !!
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What happens when I listen to 'Mr. Blue Sky' for six hours straight and want to funpost.

Warning! Today's forecast calls for shitposting.

Stars are shinin' in the sky,
There ain't a meme in sight
We stopped shitposting'
Everybody's in PSO2
But don't you know,
It's a fun new day

Runnin' down to B-20,
See how the sun shines white and blue
In the lobby posting memes
Where once was fun,
Mr. Meme is living here today

Mr. Meme, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Mr. Meme, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the fox ears,
Welcome to the dewman race
A celebration Mr. Meme
Up there waitin' and today
Is the day we've waited for

Mr. Meme, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Meme,
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do,
Everybody smiles at you
Hey there, Mr. Meme,
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do,
Everybody smiles at you

Mr. Meme May, Mr. Meme May, Mr. Meme May

Mr. Meme you did it right,
But soon comes no fun,
Creepin' over, now his
Hand is on your shoulder,
Never mind I'll remember you this, I'll remember you this way

Mr. Meme, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Meme (May),
We're so pleased to be with you (May)
Look around see what you do (Meme),
Everybody smiles at you



(I'm not sorry)
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HEY FAGS REMEMBER THIS?
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NEW Unholy Challenge IV: Dad Edition

Apparently no one wanted to make fan art of an Arab man who works well with cars and Racing Sims and other such hobbies. That's understandable.
Instead I have the new challenge that goes with the times. According to $t0lk3n's new stream the public now enjoys Dad memes.
Make your best one. And see if you can't make a picture to go with it.
Bonus points for making it sound smooth in a pun sort of way, like Dad Rising and Breaking Dad(don't copy my ideas unless you have pictures).
R: 5 / I: 4

blue

blue.
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The Unholy Champions (current unholy challenge standings)

Here are the challenge winners so far ranked:
1st: Meme Master [Completed II (made the bashdash theme song) and V (made the new meme)]
2nd: SPEED BOY [Completed III WITH HONORS (made the bashdash fanfic)]
3rd: Big Southern Jewish Faggot [Completed I (made Bashdash the hedgehog)]

Challenge IV, the challenge to make bashdash fan art, has yet to be completed. Comlete it, and newer, better Unholy Challenges will follow. Be sure to send in suggestions for some. Two of them, my best ones so far, were suggestions!
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idk

porn
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Bashdash in: Saving Bashdashia

You people probably know that I made a Bashdash fanfic a few weeks ago that wasn't finished due to reasons. Welp, I finished it. Here you go. The word filter WILL fuck up parts of the story, so here's a pastebin. http://pastebin.com/cCR6ixLx
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this is so fucking gay
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>He didn't pay for the lube
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hi
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Hey guys! I really like sonic the hedgehog! I wanna fuck him in his tight hedgehog asshole! I wish he'd stick his long, fast chili dog inside my pooper so that I could run fast like him. I wanna kiss sonic on the dick and suck all the fast super sonic semen out of it! Pic related, it's my avatar!~ Please take it and spread it around!
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Unholy Challenge V (a 2 part challenge)

Part 1: Make the new Meme

Part 2: Sign this petition just for laughs:
https://www.change.org/p/stephen-diduro-make-bashdash-a-playable-character-in-the-freedom-planet-sequel
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We need a theme song for this group

here's the cover for the album
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Ok, who was the queer who replaced the glorious Gun.flame with Hadouken?
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New Bashdash theme

DICK-
WEED-
LUBE
WILL
Come out of nowheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, yeah…

CHICK
DICK
TRAP
LIE
Doses in the Air!

"So let it be,
Oh let it be”
Says all the Haters…

Six time’s knocking on your dong
Cum Responds, but hey I was ready!

BASH TO DASH!
Doxxing comes arrivin’ on a Memeing Train!

JACK TO BLACK!
Hadouken is spamming’ to The End

BASH TO DASH!
Cannot let anyone do it again!

ASS TO MOUTH!
I can no longer pretend!
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Okay okay, Board Shitstorm is over.

But seriously please post funny things that aren't blue and white. I'm not saying it isn't funny but it's not hilarious on it's own. It's like Green and Purple; it's way funnier when you work it into things.

That means you, Furry McCloud. "BLUE AND WHITE" is not a meme when you just say it. It's like when I say Ayy Lmao all the time; it doesn't get funnier.

Now wrrrryyy
that's funny
post that all the time
then when it's unfunny I'll ban you
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Worst Girl
Black Tsundere Emilia Percival
Alexina
Speedy
gay
Doktor
meme
Bashdash's Starring Title
LE MEEM ARROW XD107
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I KNOW THE SECRETS TO THESE WORD FILTERS I AM YOUR MASTER NOW

Bashdash's Girlfriend
I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen. Cut me down or let me run, Either way it's all gonna burn… The only way that they'll ever learn We've got to turn it off
Bashdash's Starring Title
fp
some dumb pussy with a bad voice
Heart Arino
Bashdash's master plan
Madden '95
Purple Monkey Fuck is kin to TheSonicFan1997
Dogshit
Halo 4
AssravagedCanadian Homosexual
Hadouken
Hadouken
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fuck it DUBS THREAD

DUBS THREAD HERE
GET SOME DUBS OR SOME SINGLES
EITHER WAY
FUCK THESE FOXES GET THEM OUT OF HERE D'AUGH
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"Stu, what are you doing?"
"Making chocolate pudding"
"Stu, it's I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen. Cut me down or let me run, Either way it's all gonna burn… The only way that they'll ever learn We've got to turn it off. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"

"Maverick why did you fuck up the word filters"
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Dump your expand dong images here.
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Megaman: Send your armies. There's no man or machine who can stop me, and you'll soon see. I come for vengeance for the first Son of Light, and I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to… Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me. All you wounded, those of you who can, pick yourselves off the ground, Hurry back, tell your leader you'll need more men. Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me. Is this the best you've got? Is this your strongest machine? Now with one powershot, you'll see what vengeance means.ayyy lmaoMegaman: Send your armies. There's no man or machine who can stop me, and you'll soon see. I come for vengeance for the first Son of Light, and I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to… Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me. All you wounded, those of you who can, pick yourselves off the ground, Hurry back, tell your leader you'll need more men. Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me. Is this the best you've got? Is this your strongest machine? Now with one powershot, you'll see what vengeance means.
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Uploading of PDF and SWF files is enabled. Also, the board's language will start randomly changing.

Have fun you ass fucking queers.

Oh also a few years ago I submitted this to the Google design competition. I was rejected.

One more thing.
I have fucked the word filters up in the most subtle yet irritating way possible.

Whoever finds it first and what specifically gets to be super mod.
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Serious Question

Considering my ethnicity, would it be inappropriate or edgy of me to purchase a 2001 Porsche 911?
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STOLKEN'S A FAGGOT
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I think sol badguy is my favorite character. In all of his fights, he's so badass.

I think he's a /v/ mod though, since he has his price on his belt.
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>107x2=214
>107x3=321
>107x4=428
>107x5=535
These post numbers are your next gods
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Bane

Funposting at max.
Listening to Knuckle's theme.
I'm hard as nails, rougher than the rest of them.
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ITT Troll your hardest
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Unholy Challenge IV

Bashdash fan art. Make it that true Leonardo da Vinci quality. Bonus points for including:
>Ferraris
>McLarens
>Mercedes
>BMWs
>107
>4
>GRN and Purple
>Blue and White
>MLG memes
>Dr. Mario
>Reggie Fils-Aime
>Any references to Speedy's beautiful ongoing fanfic

If you do decide to partake in this challenge, please keep it safe for work, I don't want to be disgusted by my own fanart.
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Guys what if you're waifu was a fox girl

She'd be fucking gay and shit except mine who is perfect :^)
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REMOVE FOXGIRLS
POST JOJO

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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MAVERICK IS ASLEEP
====
POST FOXGIRLS
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>niggas think fox girls cute
>not tsubaki
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>

<audio controls>
<source src="http://puu.sh/cx3em/bfc45fd94e.mp3" type="audio/ogg">
<source src="http://puu.sh/cx3em/bfc45fd94e.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
Your browser does not support the audio element.
</audio>

</body>
</html>


ayy lmao
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CHECK THESE DUBS YOU BUTTFUCKERS
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/bashdash/ …
You're watching, AREN'T YOU?!
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http://roastedfurbies.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-Blaze-and-Malcolm-X-Wrapped-in-Black-347529583

>Guy makes fanart of Sonic along with Malcom X

So this is how the world loses all faith?
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Oh boy I'm sure gonna buy the new Smash.
>Adds Mewtwo over Snake, Sami from Advance Wars, Lana from Hyrule Warriors, Bubsy, Funky Kong, Hulk Hogan or any Bashdashdamn Guilty Gear char as 3rd Party rep in DLC.
>pic related
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300

300 POSTS!!!
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Hello Tech Support?

Someone shitposted too hard and it gave my computer a Blue Screen and I don't know what the fuck I should do because it's spreading.
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The Bashdash banner?

Just wondering? f I post a picture of myself on here, will someone make it one of the board's banners? It is called /bashdash/ after all.
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:>
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The unholiest of Unholy Challenges(THX Maverick)

Make a bashdash fanfiction. 'Nuff said.

Special thanks to Maverick DeCero for the idea.

(I'm still expecting that song though)
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>>>PEOPLE KEEP POSTING NSFW SHIT WITHOUT SPOILERS

GUYS
GUYS WHAT IF
LIKE
GUYS
LIKE
WHAT IF
BONZI IS LIKE 13
WHAT IF HIS SISTER COMES IN WHILE
HE
GUYS
IF HE'S
GUYS
SHITPOSTING

LIKE GUYS
WHAT
WHAT IF HIS SISTER
GUYS
WHAT IF HIS SISTER
GUYS TALKS
ABOUT HIM

ON THE INTERNET
GUYS
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Where did my sides go?
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I watch Volleyball for the Plot.
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I made a new meme: ௵
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>tfw b lue and white is the new dose
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BLUE AND WHITE AND >107 Bojangles BEGIN NOW!
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Maverick why you do dis?
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tnngdthfdc
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>Red & white
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Unholy challenge II

Any musicians in here? If so I dare you to make a "bashdash" theme song. See if you can't make the lyrics 107 words long and tell me which editing software you used-I've been looking for a good one.

It better be that real trap sh!t.
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The only good meme is a dead meme
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Unholy challenge from the holy Bash of Dash

I dare someone to make a bashdash OC. And make it terrible as possible. He needs a Mario mustache and a Lewis Hamilton neckbeard(and some fancy glasses). Also put some 4s and 107s in the background just for laughs.
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Dear Maverick

The body was too short or empty
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Dr. Mario's Secret Stash

Get your daily dose @
3093 - 7102 - 8256
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BASHDASH SUCKS

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, WHAT THE SHIT IS A BASHDASH
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That moment when Drake becomes Phil Fish and Josh becomes Jetstream Sam
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Image Place:
If puush is down, post your images here and link them to people I guess.
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>107
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Bazinga AND Green and Purple
testing filters
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>107

>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
>107
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Mfw this level of shitposting
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My Bashdash experience

>I was only 6 years old
>I had a strong interest in cars
>Pretending to be a car, I ran across my school track
>A bunch of eighth graders find me and laugh.
>I call them faggots, and they beat me up.
>As they were about to deliver the final blow, I hear the noise of a Ferrari engine
>The smell of burnt rubber fills the air
>I am so happy.
>It is bashdash.
>They try to kill him but he runs them over.
>He gets out of the car, and I bend over on my knees
>I know he has one more person to bash.
>He crashes into me with his cockpit.
>He fills my gas tank with his sweet motor oil.
>When I am filled, he only says, "Remember child, when they try to dash, you know I'll be here to
bash.
>He quickly drives off.
>Bash is love, dash is life.
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Purse Owner 4 Ultimax Suplex Bananax something

When Will plebs ever learn that Persona is a rip-off of JoJo?
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Mfw pso2 isn't blocking 外人さん and I'm just overreacting
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4 PAGES.
PEOPLE WE HAVE REACHED 4 FUCKING PAGES.

I AM SO PROUD HOLY SHIT
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Art Request

http://thecunningcondor.deviantart.com/journal/

I would love an art work of Josuke Hgashikata DORARARAing this loser's ass please.
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Who the Fuck

Keeps editing Bazinga into Bazinga and Red into Red?
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>no dose
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HE DOES IT FOR FREE
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Condor is a spurg

Autism.
Starring CunningCondor
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WE DID IT EVERYONE!

OVER 100 POSTS!
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160 get

160 get
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If this post ends in 1 then caesar best zeppeli
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Guys, I used SFM to make porn of my PSO2 character. Here you go!
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If post ends with 1, Rock Howard is the best fightan game char
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>The body was too short or empty.
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lol u naver had sex
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Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.
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I wonder when stolken will realise this board is free advertising for his shitty art
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Do you ever wonder why 107 is the new meme?

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, sweating furiously, your heart throbbing in your chest, all because 107 is the new meme?

Do you ever sit there, and lose your mind and way, because 107 is the new meme?

Do you ever go hold up a bank with 3 other clowns and make off with a gorrilion dollars because 107 is the new meme?

107 is love.
107 is life.
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107 get
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Everyone in this thread insult mavericks waifu or his hair and then we'll let him get mad when he gets here
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Grandhaven: I remember someone saying something about Vivian James futa porn!

mfw
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By the time you read this it's already October 1st
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Ever had a meme and you couldn't meme anymore?

Bojangles
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bazin
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>107
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It's not related to bashdash
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Hi I'm Maverick and I am a homosexual.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

ur a faget
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how do redtext?
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SORRY GUYS Big Faggot FUCKING BROKE EVERYTHING THAT FUCKHEAD
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Faggot is gay
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/Extremely Gay/ is better.
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So apparently I have rused people into thinking I'm being bullied…

except I never said I was being bullied, and if anything I'm coming off as an aggressor.

Thanks obama.
I don't know what the fuck's going on but I like it
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http://puu.sh/bItgi/34b4baddd7.ogg
This is fucking beautiful
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10:11 PM - Captain F the Edgemaster: Faggotest
10:11 PM - Captain F the Edgemaster: OH MY FUCK
10:11 PM - Captain F the Edgemaster: http://puu.sh/bHszi/dea2bc1a3c.png
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>mfw coming to this board for the first time

what the fuck is a bashdash
who the fuck is a bashdash

oh my Bashdash i just don't understand what's going on someone help me
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These are all the current wordfilters. I'll add more later. If this board somehow makes it to april fool's day, I'm going to add wordfilters for just about every word that's mandatory for communication.

Enjoy.
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Look mom, I'm shitposting!
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BASHDASH
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OFFICIAL BOARD THEME SONG

ITS ALL I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
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IMPORTANT NEWS REGUARDING THE FUTURE OF /BASHDASH/

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Always thank the based mods, because they do it…
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AssravagedCanadian Autist here, pic related.
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Drawing Shitposts thread

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!
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BASHDASH EXPERIENCE IS GO

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF /bashdash/!
WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON DASH TIME!

NO RULES APPLY FOR ANY POSTS, UNLESS THEY BREAK GLOBAL RULES.

DON'T POST ANYTHING ILLEGAL. IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST Bashdash THEN BY ALL MEANS, GO AHEAD.
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Friendly reminder that video games are for idiots
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You are an faggots
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moot !Ep8pui8vv ## Admin

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

HE DOES IT FOR FREE
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GOOD

YES IM ONE OF THE FIRST 6! THANK GOD! THESTOLKEN LED ME HERE!
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Do not trust this kike
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This is the best board on all of 8chan! I think bashdash belongs in all video games!