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Benis

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 No.182

>I was only 6 years old
>I had a strong interest in cars
>Pretending to be a car, I ran across my school track
>A bunch of eighth graders find me and laugh.
>I call them faggots, and they beat me up.
>As they were about to deliver the final blow, I hear the noise of a Ferrari engine
>The smell of burnt rubber fills the air
>I am so happy.
>It is bashdash.
>They try to kill him but he runs them over.
>He gets out of the car, and I bend over on my knees
>I know he has one more person to bash.
>He crashes into me with his cockpit.
>He fills my gas tank with his sweet motor oil.
>When I am filled, he only says, "Remember child, when they try to dash, you know I'll be here to
bash.
>He quickly drives off.
>Bash is love, dash is life.

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*Airhorns in the background while wombo combo oh baby a twipple OOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOH.mp3 #bazinga



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