Dadpost thread Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/11/14 (Thu) 04:12:37 No. 682
Post dad stories.>He has a group of friends >He played Counter-Strike Source a lot >He and his group of friends would change their username to a random girl name >They changed their picture to a random girl picture >They join servers and just play normally >Sometimes guys would hit on them >They wouldn't talk but people would beg to hear their voices >Eventually they respond >One time someone kept begging my dad to speak >"C'mon talk I bet you have a cute voice." >He eventually responded "Is that so?" >Everything went silent then suddenly >"..Y-you have a deep voice, ma'am."
Guy with good opinions aka Stolken 12/11/14 (Thu) 04:18:43 No. 683
>>682 >dad's playing might and magic 9 >Dad's at the ice castle >"Be careful son, this ice giant eats people" >"n-no he doesn't dad" >Shows me the scene where the kids are trapped in a cage >he turns around and the ice giant kills him >develop fear of norse giants Th-thanks dad.
Speedy 12/11/14 (Thu) 14:51:54 No. 687
>>682 >dad wants to upgrade computer jokingly >knows saying we need titans gets on my nerves >"We need dual titans" >"No we don't dad the 970s are just fine" >"But they're titans" >"I think we need more ram" >"8GB is perfectly fine for gaming dad" >"But it's 16GB" I can't believe my dad gets me with his ruses ever time when they're like this
Star Lord 12/11/14 (Thu) 16:25:09 No. 691
>tfw no dad
Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:08:52 No. 693
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>Mfw the only thing my real dad has ever done is break my old HP computer that had the entire C&C series by somehow fucking replacing my motherboard and video card with ram >and video card >manages to shove ram in both slots
Stolken 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:15:51 No. 695
>Look at gog.com sales >Lands of Lore on sale >Wanna get it >Walk up to dad >"Hey dad, have you heard of Lands of Lore?" >Dad gets a huge ass smile >starts looking around his computer >Goes downstairs and looks at old floppies >"Well son, I can't find it, but Lands of Lore is awesome" >Bought Lands of Lore 1 >never regretted it.
Bashdash Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:18:55 No. 696
>>695 >Floppies Based dad
haha this reminds me of a grandma story
>Grandma knows I loved doom (I'm like 10 at this time) >"HEY HERE'S THESE FLOPPIES" >Literally full of doom wads >Drooling >Get home >Fuck yeah niggah time to play doo-
Stolken 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:20:26 No. 697
>>696 >Dad has one of the rarest dos games of all time on floppy B A S E D D A D
Speedy 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:23:47 No. 698
>>697 What game does he have on floppies?
Speedy 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:24:31 No. 699
>>698 Also my dad has a binder copy of Falcon 4.0. So fucking cool. It's a bit beat up but still nice (pic isn't mine just grabbing one)
Stolken 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:25:54 No. 700
Speedy 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:29:17 No. 702
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Stolken 12/11/14 (Thu) 23:30:59 No. 705
Rolled 13, 7, 11, 12, 20, 4, 7, 4, 6, 12, 7, 19, 17, 15, 13, 20, 20, 14, 19, 10 = 250
If you have any number in here you're a dad
Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/12/14 (Fri) 00:09:39 No. 709
Rolled 53, 104, 31, 44, 76, 10, 77, 1, 99, 11, 102, 20, 102, 56, 15, 67, 32, 5, 85, 75 = 1065
>>705 If I roll 107 you're a meme
Star Lord 12/12/14 (Fri) 00:19:36 No. 710
>Be 8 yrs old >Dad accompanies me during my 1st Halloween. >I'm dressed as Jason Vorhees from Friday 13th. >We see a guy dressed like Freddy and he goes like "Nice Costume" >Freddy guy doesn't reply and simply turns his head at me. >We are trick or treating with a lot of people. >We see Freddy guy. >We move out and go to other locations. >Freddy guy is still fucking chasing us. >We run our asses home and Dad locks the door. >Doorbell rings >Fucking Freddy Krueger guy. >Dad goes to the toilet and locks himself there. >"Ok son, it's time to be a big boy and face that guy" >"But that, he is taller than me, can't you do it?" >"Son, I would love to help but I really need to take a shit, cause this is the scariest fucking thing I've ever faced in my entire life"
Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/18/14 (Thu) 00:51:27 No. 767
hey memeboyz>12 years old >playing pokemon >dad walks into room >"son, i want you to go out for football this year please just try it" >"dad no football is gay haha do you like balls? lol" >"son i'll give you $100 dollars if you try it" >think about all the rad legos and shit i can buy with 100 dollarydoos >"no dad lol get out" >"okay son I tried have fun" >dad leaves >dad is head football coach at local high school >all he wanted was a football son and not a gay pokemon son >he works at nintendo and he banned me
bonzi !dmnWodc6E6 12/18/14 (Thu) 20:35:07 No. 772
>>705 Oh yeah? Well, Maury over here can prove that I'm
not the father!
bonzi !dmnWodc6E6 12/18/14 (Thu) 20:36:45 No. 773
>>705 >>772 Oh. Looks like I
am the father after all.
bonzi !dmnWodc6E6 12/18/14 (Thu) 21:10:13 No. 774
>>773 >>772 >>705 I did not ask for this.
Holy Bashdash's Sacred Follower 12/19/14 (Fri) 02:16:48 No. 783
>>776 >>774 >>773 >>772 now this is dadposting
Bashdash Stolken 12/19/14 (Fri) 06:37:40 No. 784
Rolled 23, 94, 62, 90, 70, 30, 11, 36, 53, 82, 71, 96, 63, 86, 13, 77, 12, 17, 69, 9 = 1064
>>776