/bashdash/ - Bashdash

Unfortunately, we couldn't come up with a Christmas challenge this year, but there's always next year. I'm just going to go ahead and get to the REAL stuff now.

Make a sexual fan fiction. We're going to make it as a sort of "love letter" to our adversary, TheTrueSonicFan1997(Translation: Put him in the fanfic and have something bad happen to him). Should you include me, I only ask that you add car related puns, similar to MaxofS2D's "Bash is Love, Dash is Life" post. (>>182)

There will be one point given for making the fanfic, another for narrating it.

This will also be the first challenge where I will have to unfortunately exclude someone. In fear that he will do something with his excellent and safe for work oncoming series, $peedy will not be allowed to participate in this challenge(or rather, if he does, I will now consider his entry). As a consolation, I will award him one extra point.

I don't have an image to go with this so enjoy this picture of my favorite supermini, the Abarth 500 cabrio!