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Furry Raid: Fuck yeah Bashdashia Edition

Episode 1: The Build up

Alright you fagets. For too long these yiffing shitcocks have gone around acting like they're hot shit, masturbating furiously to animals and wanting to fuck them. I made that last part up but damnit it's probably happening anyway.

Here's our game plan.

1) BE FUCKING SUBTLE (which means don't invite bonzi; he isn't subtle at all.) We don't want these fagets catching on to us.

2) Blend in with the enemy. Just pretend to be a furry by acting all sexually confused/attracted/frustrated over the Freedom Planet characters.

3) Try to keep the bashdash shit to a minimum unless we're going loud, IE "crash this board with no survivors." Try not to go full ban evasion like that /fem/ faget. Seriously, fuck that person.

4) Post as much freedom planet shit as possible. Make as many threads as possible. Go full forumslide. As a faget who regularly shitposted halfchan, the more threads you make, the faster furry threads are taken off the front page.

5) If you get banned, you can ban evade if you want. I recommend using an incognito/private window in Chrome/Firefox and then a VPN, like Cyberghost or OpenVPN.

(Use cyberghost it's easier than Tasha)

6) Remember. No yiffing.
7) May the holy light of our god emperor Bashdash guide us as we journey into the valley of shit.

8) Freedom Planet is cool, but you know what's cooler? Street Fighter 3.

9) I will bring a secret weapon into this later on in the game. Trust me.

10) My secret weapon will probably reject so don't count on him.

11) Star Lord sucks at GGXRD :^)