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Burn the coal, pay the toll

Our former muse decided slaves get something. It's time for her to pay the price. The board monarch is now Emma Johanna Henny «Emmy» Göring.

Board dedicated to film soleil, neon noir, slashers, gialli, synthwave, fashwave, déco, neo-déco.

Rules:

1) Global rules apply.

2) No porn.

3) No spam.

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Designated WebM thread

Get your daily WebM fix here, folks: OC, stolen ones, soundless ones, grainy ones, we’ve got it all.

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Baneposting thread

Few stars have been involved in so much baneposting as our muse. I'll start the thread with one of the subtler and most glorious baneposts she's ever done, on Nerve. There's spoilers in the second webm, the first one doesn't reveal anything that the trailer didn't.

<Oh, you think acting is your ally. But you merely adopted the acting; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the world outside a film set until I was already a woman, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

<The films betray you, because they belong to me!

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Elle Fanning

Elle Fanning

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What do you think she is listening to?

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Best Emma

Embrace the true goddess of neon, BO.

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Anyone got images of Emma getting fucked by MED BULLs?

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Funposting quarantine

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Scream Queens

A thread dedicated to in-depth discussion of Ryan Murphy’s star-packed comedy/horror show ‘Scream Queens’. Both new devotees and long-time enthusiasts of the show are welcome to join us as we go through episode by episode, discussing the plot, theories, actors, characters, music, homages and references, &c.

We’ll kick it off by watching and going over the first two episodes of season, Pilot & Hell Week, originally broadcast as a two-hour pilot on 22 September 2015.

Please don’t post any major spoilers beyond the current episode(s) being discussed, and use the spoiler function.

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Emma Roberts kino

It is long overdue: a thread for the discussion of past, present and future films, TV shows (and music) featuring Emma Roberts.

‘SCRE4M’, the fourth instalment in the slasher comedy series, the two seasons of Ryan Murphy’s clever horror/slasher comedy (and whodunit) show ‘Scream Queens’, the beautiful drama thriller ‘Nerve’, the star-packed dark comedy ‘We’re the Millers’ & the hit show ‘American Horror Story’ have all been talked about in the Best Emma Generals over at /tv/, but we have of course only scratched the surface so far.

Also, best Emma is scheduled to appear in no less than five films in 2018:

In a Relationship

Billionaire Boys Club

Little Italy

Paradise Hills – the directorial feature film debut of award-winning short film director Alice Waddington

Anya’s Ghost – an adaptation of the graphic novel from 2011 by Vera Brosgol. Emma is cast as Emily, the ghost Anya befriends.

BREAKING NEWS

<EXCLUSIVE: Resident Evil franchise star Milla Jovovich, Jeremy Irvine (Mamma Mia 2, War Horse), and Awkwafina (Ocean’s Eight, Crazy Rich Asians) are heading to Paradise Hills, the sci-fi thriller from first-time director Alice Waddington. The group joins Emma Roberts, Eiza Gonzalez, and Danielle Macdonald in the film, which is currently shooting in Spain.

Milla Jovovich & More Join Emma Roberts In ‘Paradise Hills’ | Deadline: http://archive.is/E5vCT

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As soon as I saw the video game stylized axe I knew it was Edgar Wright tier reddit trash. It's clear Cosmatos is trying to get in with big studios by creating a false film. Beyond is now clearly a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" director to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a darling with inoffensive sensibilities, fund his indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented direcotr" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Cosmatos is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend director.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme directors of late. Rian Johnson, Lowery, Reeves, Trevorrow, Waititi, Edwards, etc. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.

Cosmatos is lying to you with his very existence.

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Timely reminder

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth.

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Films & TV shows

Films & TV shows (not featuring best Emma) discussed in the Best Emma Generals over at /tv/ (incomplete list):

Planet of the Vampires from 1965 directed by Mario Bava

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre directed by Tobe Hooper

Thief directed by Michael Mann

The Driver – stars Isabella Adjani; one of the inspirations for NWR’s Drive?

No Man’s Land – stars Charlie Sheen & D. B. Sweeney

Black Moon Rising – stars Linda Hamilton & Tommy Lee Jones, based on an idea by John Carpenter

Cobra – classic ’80s action with Sylvester Stallone & Bridgette Nielsen

Twin Peaks & Twin Peaks: The Return, directed by David Lynch (and others)

Bronson, Valhalla Rising, Drive, Only God Forgives & The Neon Demon directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

Starry Eyes – artsy horror in the same vein as NWR’s The Neon Demon. Trailer: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=2JbO0eIc3jM

The Guest directed by Adam Wingard

The Gifted – stars Emma Roberts Dumont

The VVitch

Let Her Out – trailer: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=xqTeAlzawhs

Like Me – trailer: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=fl6asDDdTDw

Tragedy Girls – slasher comedy with a strong, colourful ’80s aesthetic. trailer: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=3GmFP7pfz1U

Films starring best Emma could have their own, individual threads, a general thread, or go here as well.

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Shrine of Maisie

Hello, good people of /bestemma/!

I'd like to establish a little shrine in the Temple of the Muse for Maisie. It's her 21th birthday today, please, celebrate with Maisie's Watch! Leave your donations at the altar, please!

True believers will find a great gift upon entering!

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Once you go black...

you never go back to being our muse, let alone Best Emma. Coalburners can't be best anything. Slaves get nothing, did she forget it?

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He won.

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JUST

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OC thread

Post your creations. This my first Best Emma OC.

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Roberts Fashion Thread

Leather and boot fetishist here /bestemma/, need as many HR pics of her in that stuff as possible

Also post whatever you want in here of Emma wearing awesome stuff, regardless if it doesn't fit what I've described.

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CLOWNS

I WANT THEM DEAD!

NOT FIRED!

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oh no no no no

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>worshipping 3dpd

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AHG

Wonderful news!

I'm pleased to announce that our board is the winner of this week's games, entitling us to having a global announcement promoting our board for the whole week.

The word of neon and Nerve will be spread to all posters on this site.

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the best emma

this is the best emma

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Meme

We must pray against evil and always embrace the truth.

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Happy birthday Your Majesty, happy birthday to you!

August 9th is finally here!

/bestemma/ proudly joins the celebrations of the birthday of the 2018 /tv/ Queen, Alexa Bliss.

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SMOL

how do you feel about Emma being slighty taller than a very smol car?

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Hurricane Florence Survival Guide

Cat 4 Hurricane Florence is right behind the corner for the states of NC, SC, VA, and MD. There can be only one experienced weatherman and father of four talented enough to cover the news – Frankie MacDonald. He is informative and to the point in delivering accurate information verified by real scientists from Trump University. Hurricane Florence is a Category 4 storm with winds up to 130 miles per hour. Wilmington is already under evacuation; Myrtle Beach will be stranded upon landfall.

Will the East Coast ever be the same after the big one? Only time will tell.

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shit emma tbh

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Happy birthday Jenny, happy birthday to you!

September 6th is here!

It's now time to celebrate the birthday of the First Queen of /tv/, Jenny Nicholson, who ruled during 2017.

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Photography thread

Let's celebrate the godliest of GETs with a thread dedicated to photography discussion: genres, aesthetics, gear, projects, tips.

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Our muse's many talents - Singing

She sings in the subway with no backup band as part as a dare to promote Nerve and doesn't miss a note! A throwback to the pre-autotune era.

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is he the best emma????

you decide!!!!!!

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EMMA GONZALEZ

Post appreciation of this great Emma

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BOOM

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Is it true that all the posts on this board are made by one guy who switches IPs to make it seem as if his board is more active because he gets btfo every time he posts on /tv/?

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So it begins

>>>/worstemma/

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Woah, what a nice board! Can I post in here?

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Empire State Donald

Happy 4th of July!

Donald Trump is seeking to expand his powers as a president. He wants to build a marvelous wall. In order to succeed in his unquenchable passion, he needs a League of Humans to help him craft the wall. Could Trump build the wall of his dreams?

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>Slaves get nothing

W-what did she mean by this?

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Our muse's many talents - Dealing with the paparazzi

Emma knows better than to lose her cool and engages in banter with the people who document your daily life for a living.

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Our muse's many talents - Miming and lip sync

You can't be a scream queen for long without being able to do a believable silent scream. Lip sync in the next post.

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Fuck off.

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More about RobertsDyke?

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Worst Emma

I'm so glad I found this board

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Thankyou for making this board and happy birthday to Emma!

🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎆🎆🎇✨✨🎆🎆🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉

😊

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That's a nice board you got here

t. ex-watsonfag