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AFFILIATED BOREDS: (((caos))) (((mewch))) (((project)))

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 No.1195[Reply]

They're occasionally spooky, sometimes re-animated and always inside of you. Let's give it up for our bone bros and have a thread in their honour. An anon posted some of these tricked out ornate skeletons a while back and I thought they were really cool.

 No.1202

File: 1a04e926773397f⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB, 640x352, 20:11, lazybones.mp4)


 No.1207

>>1202

What's happening here? Were they burned or something?


 No.1208

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>>1207

its two people who OD'd in bed and were discovered waaay too late


 No.1210

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>>1208

Maybe they didn't OD, perhaps they just thought the funny bone dance was fucking retarded


 No.1216

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>>1210

<KEK!




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 No.1152[Reply]

The banner I see at the top says "autism" and the title is "the board about nothing" so i was expecting an old/b/ tier board that is slow enough for me to appreciate.

Instead, the first thing I see as I scroll down is that fuging rainbow redtext setting.

Why would you say "autism" then have that sort of shit?

Put the normal redtext back on.

That moving rainbow text makes me feel unwell.

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 No.1169

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>>1161

tourist got your back

>>1161

wow africa really is an advanced civilization i feel silly for being racist this whole time


 No.1170

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>>1169

HahAHa

>ill try to track down the beach boys version for continuity's sake


 No.1171

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 No.1177

Yeah the rainbow text is tolerable but the shaky images are annoying.


 No.1178

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>>1177

yeah i know

>it makes me happy




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 No.840[Reply]

BEST WEB(((BASED)))NEWS

>periodically i find amazing articles from The Goldwater

IT's TIME TO SHARE THE WEALTH

for more information:

https://thegoldwater.com

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 No.841

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The self-made millionaire turned entrepreneur Mike Lindell says that not many crack addicts achieve success, but in his case, he managed to do it. "It can be done, people," Lindell said while laughing. Mike Lindell made millions when he created the MyPillow empire from scratch in 2004 and he did it while addicted to crack.

for more information:

http://thegoldwater.com/news/22541-The-Resistance-Attempts-To-Shut-Down-Mike-Lindell-s-Pillow-Company


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NewsEntertainmentScienceWeirdVideosOpinionForumRSS

By Red Pill   |  05-11-2018   News 

Photo credit: voa.com 

    

Jared Kushner Wins Big League With Bi-Partisan Deal To Reform Prisons For Trump Administration

Jared Kushner has long-since been a key advisor to President Trump - and now he's scored his first major victory in uniting both Democrats and Republicans to negotiate a deal which is set to release 4,000 “well-behaved” prisoners from America's prison industrial system - saving money - and reuniting families.

The bipartisan deal is set to increase current prison security, in an effort to protect both inmates and staff working at America's prisons, with several major riots occurring in the last decade in America's prison system which endangered the lives of corrections officers and those serving non-violent sentences.

The bill, called “The First Step Act,” brought together both liberals and conservatives in what's being touted as a major victory for Kushner and the Trump White House.

As per the terms of “The First Step Act,” the House Judiciary Committee voted 25 to 5 in favor of the bill to reform the federal prison system, the Formerly Incarcerated Reenter Society Transformed Safely Transitioning Every Person Act (H.R. 5682).

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-VA), Representative Collins (R-GA), and Representative Jeffries (D-NY) all praised today’s approval of the bill in a unified victory for Americans.

“The vast majority of federal prisoners will someday be released from prison and it is important to give them tools to become more productive citizens so that they don’t return to a life of crime. The FIRST STEP Act provides inmates the help they need to successfully reenter society, which will, in turn, enhance the safety of our communities,” Representative Goodlatte (R-VA) said. “I thank Representatives CoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.843[Reply]

BEN GARRISONautism

(((GLAD HE'S ON OUR SIDE)))

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

for more information:

https://grrrgraphics.com/cartoons/

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 No.902

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Obama and Hillary are Deep State figureheads.

Hillary was to continue where Obama left off. Breaking America down and rebuilding it aligned with the wishes of their oligarch masters—that was their goal. Instead, a populist president won with the promise of restoring the Republic. He still wants to make America Great Again. But the Deep State oligarchs want ‘their’ country back and apparently they’ll stop at nothing.

They’ve already doubled down on their claim that Trump colluded with Russia. Then they tripled down on the lie even though Mueller couldn’t find a shred of evidence to prove such collusion. Now they’ve quadrupled down on their lie by means of lawsuit designed to harass Hillary’s opponents.

Trump welcomed such a lawsuit. Maybe it will allow them to force the DNC to produce records of what was on their server and just exactly who leaked them. It wasn’t due to Russian hacking, it was due to Seth Rich who was fed up with a Clinton machine who was rigging the primaries against Bernie and in favor of Hillary. Seth Rich was murdered because he released information to WikiLeaks. Maybe the Democrats will shoot themselves in their collectivist feet with the lawsuit.

Hillary has long jumped the shark. With the lawsuit, she’s now jumped the whale.

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She’s become a bitterly pathetic, mewling, attention whore. The witch continues her Saul Alinsky tactic of blaming her enemies for the very things she’s done herself. Now she’s claiming the election was rigged against her. “They were never going to let me be president.” That’s not what you thought at the time. All of your polls and sycophants assured you of an easy victory.

You had the mainstream media mockingbirds all on your side. You had Comey to shield you from prosecution over the illegal server ‘matter’ and your husband made deals with Loretta Lynch to protect you. The FBI was on your side. You had Silicon Valley and Google on your side. You had the bankers on your side. You spent vast amounPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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It’s so predictable. Every time a black person professes something sounding vaguely conservative, they’re vilified by the left.

They are called vile, racist names including “Uncle Tom” or other such pejoratives. The left cannot stand to allow conservative black voices to be heard, but when those voices also belong to young, popular black people, watch out!

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I’ve listened to Candace Owens. She’s blessed with eloquence and intelligence. The fact that she’s also attractive triggers the sirens of the leftist thought police. She’s been getting the ‘treatment.’ When Kanye West professed some admiration for her, he too was attacked. But don’t listen to me, a conservative white man. Listen to what this young man has to say about it.

It’s time for black people to leave the Democrat’s ‘politically correct’ plantation.

 

—Ben Garrison


 No.905

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The Mueller witch-hunt has searched far and wide for ‘Russia collusion’ evidence for over a year. He’s found nothing.

He then decided to look at anything that would lead to the impeachment of a very patient Trump, including violating Trump’s privacy and lawyer/client privilege.

As for Hillary, the Queen of Vindictiveness, well, she now wants to sue everyone.

If the missing shoe were on the foot, Hillary would not cooperate nearly as easily. She considers herself above such ‘matters.’ When her hand was forced, she destroyed evidence. Why didn’t the FBI break down Hillary’s door and seize all of the incriminating material? Instead, Hillary was allowed to destroy cell phones and bleach-bit her hard drives. Why wasn’t Hillary interviewed under oath by the FBI? Instead, she dictated terms about any discussion, thus enabling her to freely lie and get away with it.

As usual, she lied about missing emails as well as classified material being on her private, illegal server. If Trump had done anything remotely equivalent, he’d be impeached already.

But again, Hillary is above the law.

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She still needs to be locked up and Jeff Session should get the ball rolling, but….oh darn it! He recused himself.

This is unacceptable. Either Jeff needs to get hoppin’ and poppin’ or the president needs to light a fire under a new AG.

—Tina


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“Our parents don’t know how to use a f___ing democracy, so we have to,” exclaimed 17 year-old David Hogg, a survivor of the school shooting in Florida.

Someone should inform the callow Hogg that we are not a democracy. We’re a republic with intrinsic respect for the rights of individuals even in the face of angry mobs who scream demands that the individual give up something—such as guns.

We have the Bill of Rights which guarantees rights to individuals, including the 2nd Amendment right to own firearms. It shall not be infringed by loud, foul-mouthed sociopathic punks on ego trips. I’m not ‘bullying’ him. I’m merely putting the upstart whippersnapper in his place. He’s using his 1st Amendment freedom of speech and I’m using mine, but social media have been banning people for speaking out against Hogg’s nonsense, so we’ll see what happens in my case.

When the left begins yelling for any sort of gun control, we should be tightening our grip on those guns. Don’t fall for their buzz words such as ‘common sense’ gun control or even worse, their claim that guns should be a ‘privilege.’ If all the guns are confiscated, then only government will have guns. History has repeatedly shown us what happens then. Totalitarian governments are the worst mass shooters of all.

—Ben Garrison


 No.916

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The globalist progressive Jeff Bezos is not only looking more and more like “Dr. Evil,” he’s also acting like him.

That is, he’s trying to take over the world. He’s achieving this by selling nearly everything on Amazon.com as well as monitoring what everyone purchases there. Some may call me a hypocrite for selling my own books there, but it’s the only way I can reach a wide audience. I also use YouTube and Twitter as well as Facebook, but I use them to promote liberty and libertarian ideals. I don’t expect it to last.

The wave of censorship now being pushed by the Deep State oligarchy will make sure I’m kicked off sooner or later.

A good reason to sign up for our GrrrNews so you never miss a cartoon!

Bezos’ net worth has been fluctuating lately due to market sell offs, but the last time I checked he was worth around $120.5 billion. He bought the Washington Post for a paltry $250 million cash and now uses it as a mouthpiece to spout anti-Trump and fake news rhetoric. The once proud newspaper is now a lobbying rag without much credibility. President Trump has called it the “Amazon Post.”

Amazon has killed thousands of jobs and it also mistreats its own workers. So much for Bezos wanting to help the working poor and impoverished. In fact, for a few billion dollars he could end world hunger. He and his ilk including Bill Gates don’t want to do that. In the end, they are narcissistic egomaniacs that are drunk with money and power. They think they own the world. It’s theirs. They want to control it and reduce the world population. But that’s a topic for another essay.

Bezos accused President Trump of ‘eroding our democracy.’ All the lefty progressives say ‘our democracy.’ Have you noticed? They know well and good that we’re a republic, but they don’t want government ruled by law. They want to control a mob and guide their minds into voting away individual rights and property guaranteed to us by our constitutional republic.

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