No.5490
Seems last one hit bump limit.
A welcome thread for the Advisor to come and chat and post.
Please keep funposting/chatting to boys in here so we have higher quality posts and danker memes
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No.5492
I think you want me to post judging by the text. Have a thumbs up for making the thread.
No.5504
>>5492Yay
So, how you been?
No.5507
>>5504Pretty good. Went to Vegas last week, and am enjoying my second week of spring break. Vegas fucked my diet tho.
No.5510
>>5507What's a commie doing in Vegas? Surely there's too much freedom involved in legal gambling and prostitution for you to step foot there? :3
No.5511
>>5510I don't dig the gambling thing, but my mom offered and I'm not going to sacrifice fun for my political views. I refuse to go into business, but I can't afford to be one of those self-sufficient commies.
No.5512
How's the cat?
No.5513
>>5512Being a little fucking monster jumping off couches and hiding in curtains waiting to attack your foot.
10/10 wud feline again
No.5514
>>5513d'awwwww
That's awesome
No.5516
>>5513What kinda underwear do you wear?
No.5517
>>5516Boxers, tho I might have one or two pairs of boxer-briefs laying around.
No.5518
>>5517I hated boxers when I was your age. The fly never seemed to do its job properly
No.5519
>>5517Cool. Do you wear those to bed?
No.5520
>>5518Mine has a button tho.
>>5519Sometimes I sleep nude, other times I wear em'.
No.5521
>>5520never had a button…
except my belly button
No.5522
>>5521You're telling me you still don't have your umbilical cord? Freak.
No.5523
>>5522they took my cord… they took my foreskin…
fuckin sucks!
No.5524
No.5525
>>5524You look really nice in that pic. Thanks
No.5526
>>5525Danka. I thank the shirt daily.
No.5527
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>>5526Danka
Dank
Dank M
Dank Me
Dank Mem
Dank Meme
CONFIRMED
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No.5528
>>5527Germans confirmed master memers.
No.5531
If I ever met you, Advisor, I would take you to a movie, hold your hand and rub your knee in the dark, then return you home with a kiss on your cheek, and my whispered breath steaming up your glasses
No.5538
>>5531That would be very nice. I hardly even have physical contact any more. I should hang out near parks or something.
No.5540
Does anyone actually like this goofy looking commie? I could find you hundreds of 13 - 20 year olds that look just like him. He doesn't have any sort of youth, innocence, or beauty to his appearance. This board is supposed to be about cute boys, not bolstering the ego of future neckbeards. It's not even like pickings are slim and this is the best we've got. We have the Prince, who is a legit 10/10.
Somebody had to say it.
No.5542
>>5540So what if he's not a 10? I like him because he has a unique perspective on BLs and he's interesting to talk to. You should be happy someone of his age is here. Bullying isn't nice anon.
No.5543
>>5540>I could find you hundreds of 13 - 20 year olds that look just like himCould you also find hundreds of 13-20 year olds that look just like him and go on /bl/? I don't think so.
This board is about (legal) boys. He is a boy. He is legal. He likes talking to people, and we like talking to him.
Even if he doesn't look 100% in accordance with your idea of a 10/10, the vast majority of posters here still appreciate him, the way he looks and the enjoyment of talking to a boy such as himself, which on its own is a distinct enough feature to make him a special boy.
No.5545
No.5546
>>5540I'm going to be completely honest: I don't even think "Prince" is the boy in the pictures being posted. It's probably some man in his late 40s or 50s masquerading as a effeminate boy. I find it extremely hard to believe that Prince already has a distinct and abnormal vocabulary for his age. Take a look at this post for example:
>>4568 What 12 year old boy do you know that uses the words "consultations" or writes with authoritative prose? These are qualities that most people do not pick up well after puberty. His writing just seems too "artificial" to be classed as anything remotely similar to his age group.
Then, there's the point that he's never timestamped any of his pictures. He says that the timestamp is the date in the filename, but this can be edited by anyone at any time. He also declined to use any service that uses voicechat. There's no reason for me to believe that he's the person he says he is.
If you're reading this Prince, you more than welcome to say the following sentence on Vocaroo:
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked."
You're more than welcome to decline, of course.
No.5547
>>5542>>5543>>5545Beta as fuck attitude
This kid has hairy armpits!
HAIRY ARMPITS
This is just another example of modern liberalism gone mad. We'll never be able to compete with the GLers at /hebe/ if this is the standard we aspire to.
No.5548
>>5546That's not true at all. The Prince has posted timestamps on two occasions. Admittedly the Prince that now posts under a tripcode as a mod has yet to post one but he has provided a new picture and his behavior is consistent with his previous self.
Furthermore I and many other 12 year olds would have had no problem making correct usage of the word "consultations" at that age. He does seem mature in temperament (as opposed to his delicious shota body) but not beyond the possibility that his age presents.
No.5549
>>5548>Posted timestamps on two occasionsWhich is now somehow impossible for him to do.
>I and many other 12 year olds12? So, another unidentified "boy" who browses a nearly inaccessible and unknown boylover board. I happily extend the same Vocaroo challenge to you as I did for Prince.
No.5550
>>5546The prince posted a webm in which he specifically mentions 8chan and /bl/. He is definitely real. He is very articulate but he is 12, that is more than old enough to have a solid grasp of the English language.
No.5551
>>5550Is there any harm in posting it again, then?
No.5552
>>5546Prince isn't real because he can into English? He's posted timestamps several times, including WebMs mentioning /bl/.
>>5549>Which is now somehow impossible for him to do.Has it ever occurred to you he stopped because of concerns over his safety? You have been here 5 minutes, and you don't know what went down in the Rapture era.
No.5553
No.5554
>>5552If he had any real concerns over his safety, he would've removed what traces he had and left this board a long time ago.
>>5552I stand corrected then. I'm still somewhat surprised that you were able to find this board in the first place.
No.5555
>>5554Second sentence was meant for
>>5553 No.5557
>>5547Very hairy indeed! Also, how are we competing with another board? Trying to have more active users? Competing with boards is silly m80.
Also, sorry for not appealing to you specifically. BLs have different tastes in people like anyone else. Some like chubby, and some are non-exclusive and probably won't mind as much about lack of youthful features. People are different, m8.
No.5564
>>5549
>12? So, another unidentified "boy" who browses a nearly inaccessible and unknown boylover board.>>5548
>would have had… at that ageLearn to read.
>>5557We are competing for moral superiority: the beauty of little boys to vanquish their slutty little girls! But maybe a Marxist wouldn't understand.
>some are non-exclusive and probably won't mind as much about lack of youthful featuresThen let's have a Ryan Gosling thread or whatever those non-exclusive plebs like.
It's no wonder you're a commie. You're keen on subversion. Wouldn't you rather be on the other side of the camera, enjoying a supple faunlet like the Prince in the prime of his youth? Youth is simply a number. The beauty of youth is more sublime.
I mean you could at least thin those eyebrows or something. You're giving me nothing to work with here.
No.5568
>>5564>moral superiorityI don't remember anyone here trying to attain moral superiority over GLs. Yeah, Marxist here thinks it's idiotic.
No.5576
No.5578
>>5576Prince confirmed 50 year old drug addict.
No.5579
No.5580
>>5579Woops forgot my trip
No.5581
>>5576Happy 13th Birthday.
No.5582
No.5583
Happy 13 years, enjoy your youth while it lasts.
No.5584
>>5576I'm so glad that there are boys out there that understand us. If only everyone was so understanding.
No.5635
Two real boys who are intelligent and both open minded towards boylove in the same thread on the internet? Must be lies.
But srsly thanks advisor and prince for contributing to the community, haters gonna hate.
No.5636
>>5635Also, prince is a major qt3.14 ohmygod
No.5638
>>5635It's a lot more than open-mindedness if you saw the last thread ;3
No.5649
No.5651
No.5700
Bump.
No.5701
>>5700Bit silly to just bump the thread by itself, no? Like maybe some discussion or request?
No.5702
>>5649Most Australian accent ever. Thx <3
>>5651:3c thanks
No.5703
>>5701How are you cats doing btw?
She's been with me since October and has settled in great. Tortoise shell cats are the best
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No.5704
>>5703Just being a cat. It likes drawers.
No.5705
>>5704>>5704Cuuute
And be more active on skype fgt
No.5706
No.5708
>>5703It fucking kills me how cute you are. Why can't you go to my school :(
No.5709
>>5579holly fuck i realy thought your are fucking with us but you seem to be legit. How did you get intrested in the BL thing?
No.5712
>>5709I'm not entirely sure, to be honest
No.5713
>>5712I'm glad you're more active again. You're an important part of why we're here
No.5714
>>5712What, you didn't get into it by watching Boku? Pleb.
No.5715
>>5708Such is life
>>5714I mainly got into it by fucking around on tor and reading about Röhl
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No.5716
>>5712and is it more you would like boys in your age so your just natural gay ;) ? or is it that you like older men?
No.5717
>>5715>fucking around on torSounds lewd.
No.5718
>>5716I prefer older people because they aren't
generally retarded. Most people my age are flamers or liberals.
No.5719
No.5720
>>5718don't act like such a pseudo intellectual, its unattractive. One day you'll realize you were young and naive and stupid too, just to a lesser extent than the rest of em.
No.5721
>>5720I'm not saying I'm perfect. Nor is it "pseudo-intellectual"
I'm just saying that I don't socialize that well in such a way with people my age.
I'm sure you have preferences in who you associate yourself with too?
No.5722
>>5720give this guy a cookie
No.5723
Or should I just accept everyone as people I want to be with/ talk to, whether I like them or not?
Jøj.
You are friends with people you like. This is human nature.
You form stronger relationships with people that you have formed a strong emotional and romantic bond with. This is also human nature.
So the idea that having preferences based on age and personalities is somehow bad, and/or "pseudo intellectual ", is ridiculous. Making an attack based on the completely subjective oinions of others, is ridiculous.
Why would I want to date people I don't like? Just because I feel I connect with older people in a better way, does not in any way mean I'm acting high and mighty.
I also have a racial preference, and I prefer blonde and black hair to ginger. Is there a problem with that?
HELL FUCKING NO
>inb4 damage control
Really, Anon?
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No.5724
>>5721Yes I prefer to associate with inanimate objects.
Look, don't take it personally. I was just like you at your age, but at just a few years older I can see how naive I was, so I try now to keep a bit more of an open mind. Well no that's a lie, but I don't try to flaunt my intellectual superiority (not saying you do). But what I will say is that original thread with you and that other kid was just cringeworthy.
No.5725
>>5723Ok wow lol, see this is what I'm saying. It's more of a maturity thing over anything really. You're very young and have much to learn is all I'm saying.
No.5726
>>5724>was just cringeworthy.And that was?
No.5727
>>5726I'm not sure I follow anymore
No.5728
What exactly was cringe worthy?
No.5729
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If I wanted to talk to limp wristed flamers who can't hold a conversation for shit, and ask for nudes withing ~20 minutes, I would.
Unless you don't want understanding boys to be okay with stuff like this?
kek.
>mfw reading all of thise
No.5730
>>5728I don't remember anything specific, but something about 12 year olds expressing their political ideologies like they have any clue how the world works..
No.5731
No.5732
Honestly not even you so much as the other one
No.5733
>>5730God all of that hypocrisy.
No.5734
>>5732So the advisor talking about communism?
No.5735
Like I said don't take it personally maybe I'm just projecting, I'm having a bad day myself.
Just please take full advantage of your beauty. it kills me that just a few years ago I was surrounded by boys like you and I totally missed it.
No.5736
I'm just going to stop now you're getting too defensive and that wasn't my intention.
No.5737
>>5735Anon I get what you're saying, but I'm not going to do it for the sake of doing it.
That's silly.
No.5738
>>5737You should make a webm telling us how your day was =3
No.5739
>>5737Well I guess you aren't like me. I would've killed for an opportunity at that age. Hell I still would, I'm not even of legal age yet. Soon enough the chance will be gone forever though.
No.5740
>>5738I believe I'm just a tad too old for the most of you now, it wouldn't be much enjoyable. However I can tell you I had to tell some girl who is interested in me that I was gay when she asked for my number. Not a big deal really just got me down.
No.5741
>>5738I can't talk rn but do you want a short webm of me petting my cat?
No.5742
>>5740>>5738But you weren't talking to me anyway so its whatever
No.5743
>>5742I really don't follow you
No.5744
Because
>>5738Isn't be, but I thought he was asking me because I was the one who said I was having the bad day :3
No.5745
>>5741That would be really nice. Maybe you could pet her in your lap, that'd be cute.
No.5746
>>5729I don't remember anyone in this thread asking for nudes, let alone this board.
No.5747
>>5730Are boys not supposed to be political or something?
No.5748
>>5730dude for real thats pretty cringe worthy. A dude in a bl board says 12 year old are unlitareted and not lived the "mean mean world".
Thats obvs, they are 12! but cant we learn somthing from a kids minde? maybe the not coruped brains by this "mean mean world" have the right ideas.
Dude maybe you look for another sexual orientation then boys
No.5749
>>5748I wasn't trying to start a debate here. I'm only 17 myself but I don't act like I know how the world works.
No.5750
Why would you waste your time on a useless cat when you could have a loyal dog companion who could actually protect you if you were to get into a physical altercation?
Loyal, guarding, unconditional loving
That is the dog
No.5751
>>5750I have 3. One is a boxer-pit mix. It isn't small and cute and fluffy and purry though, so I'd give it a 7/10.
No.5753
>>5750Dogs are needy as fuck, always hanging around, begging for food and jumping on you, needing to be walked. Oh yeah, and certain kinds try and kill people because they are "protecting" their owners -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DemxKPgCI_Q. No matter how well they are trained, deep down a dog will always be a dog.
Sorry, but I need my alone time, same as cats. My god, they can even bury their own shit. Do you know they even have cat cafes?
No.5756
>>5751Fair enough then
>>5753I've heard of cat cafes, seems a bit odd to pay to pet cats though
No.5758
>>5750I actually have an English working Cocker. It's a hassle of a pup, but gundogs are the best. High breed standards and years of selective evolution make them pretty sturdy dogs.
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No.5760
>>5758You should do an ASMR video. I would die =3
No.5763
>>5718another question, are you sexualy atracted to older people or is is it just social atracion?
No.5764
>>5730>>5748>>5749I would never have expected to hear such ignorance on a bl board. There is no reason why a 12 year old cannot have a political opinion. It is also not necessarily the case that this opinion will be based on misinformation. Most people, of any age, are misinformed politically but this is caused more by disinterest and a lack of availability of reliable sources, rather than it being due to the inherit complexity of the subject. An average 12 year old, if so inclined, would be more than capable of understating politics to a sufficient level to make an informed vote. Obviously most 12 year olds, just as most people of every age, do not make that effort and are thus informed.
Basically don't judge people purely based on age. Age isn't like leveling up in a video game, age does not necessarily bring wisdom and youth does not necessarily imply a lack of wisdom.
No.5765
>>5764I completely agree. How could anyone treat boys with such disdain considering the place they are?
No.5766
>tfw no QT Prince to discuss neoreactionary philosophy with on Tox
No.5768
No.5769
>>5766>neoreactionary Am I doing it right?
No.5770
>>5769
>implying modern neoreactionaries endorse monarchism No.5771
>>5770>implying commonwealth monarchs even had power to being withI was just taking the piss anyways. There are other boards for political screaming.
No.5772
>>5771>being withDamnit Sejm.
No.5773
>>5770European reactionaries usually support the restoration of monarchies. American reactionaries usually look back to the post-revolutionary period rather than to British rule so oppose monarchy.
Reactionary politics do no constituent a unified political ideology. To be a reactionary you must want to return society to a previous state. That is not necessarily right wing, Russian communists are technically reactionaries for example.
No.5774
>>5771
>implying neoreaction isn't the blonde haired, blue eyed shota qt of political ideologies and hence supremely relevantFun fact: 8chan itself is run under the preferred neoreactionary system of having a large number of independent "no voice/free exit" entities. By using 8chan, you implicitly endorse neoreaction.
As a purely hypothetical question Advisor, since you are a communist, do you think that 8chan would be better run under more of a communist structure? To me Reddit seems like the closest thing to communism online.
I'm not trying to engage in any "political screaming", just making conversation. I think it is great for qts to have political opinions so long as they recognize how much they will probably change in the future and stay open to new ideas (which adults should do too).
No.5775
>>5773There's a difference between reaction in the traditional sense and neoreaction. Neoreactionaries generally look more toward the principles underlying past political systems (and the failures of liberal progressivism) rather than their exact form, and often incorporate futurist principles. Neocameralism is an example (though somewhat outdated) of a neoreactionary ideology.
No.5776
>>5774How is Reddit communist? It does have "voting", but many other sites have that. Really, 8chan is Reddit with much better anonymity and lack of "voting", plus a different user base. (and much better content) I haven't looked much into neorectionary ideology as I've never wanted to get into it, and that I've never had to look deeply into as most people I discuss with have no affiliation with that mindset anyways, so pardon me for any ignorance.
No.5777
>>5776Everyone is equal. All upvotes/downvotes are worth the same amount, irrespective of your contributions to the site. There is no real capital accumulation since having more karma doesn't give you anything but bragging rights.
To go beyond that I'd have to know what particular brand of communism you're subscribing to, other than the usual "the real communism that did not kill millions of people unlike all of that fake communism that's not really communism" that most communists subscribe to.
What in particular about neoreaction makes you not even want to look into it?
No.5778
>>5776Dissenting views are censored by design on reddit. On chans, dissenting views are given the same weight as politically correct ones.
No.5779
>>5777I'm a Marxist-Leninist, with some Stalininst leanings i.e. the so called 2000000, 6000000000000 death or whatever they say it was didn't happen. More like 500-000 to a million, mostly due to mistakes and political dissidents. A lot of commies tend to share this view now. When I think of neoreaction I think of a powerful state that give no heed to it's people, and curbed civil rights, such a LGBP and women's rights. Maybe I'm wrong.
>>5778That is true, and a valid point. Sometimes democracy can get out of control. Though, dissenting views are usually right wing and anti communist, not just viewpoints the majority disagree with. (in reference to a communist state)
No.5780
>>5779motherfucker did I say communist state? I have become what I despise.
No.5781
>>5779
>When I think of neoreaction I think of a powerful state that give no heed to it's peopleYou don't have to create trivially corruptible political processes (such as voting) or allow the easily-manipulated masses (t. Edward Bernays) any say in making decisions beyond their intellectual capabilities in order to give heed to them. You give heed to them by making the best possible place for them to live, which as the failures of democracy (see: Reddit's front page, for example) show quite often demands excluding the input of the "common man".
While "No voice, free exit" does mean that in general only a small sub-population of a particular political entity will have any control over its policies ("no voice"), it also includes the right to leave at any time ("free exit"). This is just how 8chan is run. As we can see just from using 8chan, this hardly leads to a lack of freedom.
>City-states would be in constant competition and risk losing economically valuable citizens and businesses if poorly run since anyone can easily relocate. This creates an incentive to remain economically and socially free. No.5782
>>5764It's not about lack of intelligence, it's about lack of experience. All these kids know is what they've read on the internet.
>>5765I do because I'm a young boy still myself, and while I think Prince is a cutie I don't suck up to him take his every word as solid gold like the rest of you pathetic fucks do. All he is, and the other one especially, are you're average attention whores.
No.5783
>>5782
>It's not about lack of intelligence, it's about lack of experience. All these kids know is what they've read on the internet. http://lesswrong.com/lw/yo/against_maturity/Argue against the idea, not against the messenger.
>All he is, and the other one especially, are you're average attention whores.But I want to give the Prince attention. It's a mutually beneficial transaction. I'd like to give him more attention in fact. "Attention whore" is generally used to imply that a person is seeking attention without having any reason to deserve it, but since Prince is a lovely boy on a board about lovely boys, he most certainly does by meeting a demand that exists. And the Advisor's an alright kid too.
Maybe you're jealous of how much attention they're getting? Do you want to be a shota board idol too? Don't be shy anon.
No.5784
>>5783I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I guess I'm just getting a little aggressive since I'm bound to be attacked by anyone here for disagreeing with prince. The thing is, I've lived in a poor Chicago neighborhood for my whole life, I'm more socially aware than most anyone here. I know how the real world works. It kind of irks me to see these kids expressing their political ideologies when really they have no basis for it.
No.5785
>>5782>It's not about lack of intelligence, it's about lack of experience. All these kids know is what they've read on the internet. Age doesn't guarantee experience either. There are lost of naive very inexperienced adults who only know what they've learned on the internet.
No.5786
>>5784No offense but having lived a particular lifestyle is not at all equivalent to functional knowledge about a complex subject such as political theory. The more intense your personal experiences are, the easier it is for them to bias your thinking.
Your knowledge of "how the real world works" is actually just knowledge of how a small slice of it works, and is influenced by that slice. Parents from Soviet Russia with children interested in political theory probably told them that waiting in line for toilet paper was just "how the real world works". You can be "socially aware" of how your particular society functions, but political theory is explicitly about the design of societies in general, not having intimate knowledge of specific ones.
No.5788
>>5786I suppose I'm just jealous of their innocence. I mean I guess it's ok for them to have their own political ideologies because that's all they are - what you view as ideal. But if you knew anything about the world you'd see we're all fucked anyway.
No.5789
>>5788It's very easy say to just say "we're all fucked anyway" but without explaining why you have not really said anything. It's the default opinion of the uninformed, which is in general how you come across. You have not made any points, you have just repeatedly criticised others and insisted that your "experiences," whatever they are, somehow make you omniscient.
Maybe you should try listening to others and engaging with them rather than lecturing them from on high, you might learn something.
No.5790
>>5789Meh, I don't enjoy getting high on ideologies. I prefer the abundance of other drugs.
No.5791
>>5790You telling me you don't get blazed on crimson revolutionary fire, with some sick worker psychedelics? Pleb. I never wanted this political mess either, I just wanted to make a joke with some superior Polish clay. Ottomans ignoring support stacks and getting decimated is always funny.
No.5792
>>5788Actually anon a lot about the world is progressively getting better. For example I was able to engage in nearly instantaneous communication with an adorable boy from across the ocean in this very thread, something which would not have been possible even 30 years ago. There's certainly some regression in the state of society but you can't deny that there's plenty to look forward to also. I know it may not seem like that if you're less well off but consider that in the past somebody in your relative wealth class would have probably already starved to death by your age. They certainly would have never had access to a global communications network.
But maybe if you're having problems you'd feel a little better if you talked to us about them? You're in the right place for people who like helping young men out.
No.5793
>Implying the glory of queen and country doesn't fill you with a joyous high>>5790Or has the Chicago 'tina got you not only a high, but also high and mighty
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No.5794
>>5784You're not being attacked for disagreeing with me. You're getting attacked because you're being silly.
>All these logical fallacies.>The thing is, I've lived in a poor Chicago neighborhood for my whole life, I'm more socially aware than most anyone here. I know how the real world worksThen go ahead, please, grace us with your apparently vast and superior knowledge.
No.5795
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>>5794Woops forgot my trip.
No.5796
>>5794see that's where you're still mistaking me, not knowledge, experience. How many people did you know that were killed before they even turned 18? How many people have been shot dead on your block in the past month? Past year? 10 years? That's what I'm saying. I've lived through things no kid should have to live through.
>>5792contrarily, while some technology is very useful and necessary, it is what has spawned this soulless, consumerist society. My biggest problem with the world today? Materialism. How fucking petty. It just ain't what life is about.
No.5797
>>5791Is.. is that some video game you're playing? That's what I'm talking about. You live a sheltered life my friend.
No.5799
>>5797And by that I mean, all I see for the basis of your opinions is "hey, it worked in my game, lets apply it to real life! That should work just fine!"
No.5800
>>5797>>5799 He is joking. I think you may actually be retarded.
No.5801
>>5791You should try Veritas et Fortitudo. Makes the game much more playable.
No.5802
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No.5803
>>5801Yeah, does it do anything about the fact that A.I. will ignore attrition like they're CK2 mongols?
>>5799This doesn't even make sense m8. I don't even like playing a monarchy, why would I even seriously apply that to real life. You're trying to be philosophical, and you're actually starting to sound about like you're preaching communist theory with your anti materialism and anti consumerism. I literally don't see how living in Chicago gives global life experience. You think the whole world is a violent shithole, when really, that's all you're used to.
No.5804
>>5799>And by that I mean, all I see for the basis of your opinions is "hey, it worked in my game, lets apply it to real life! That should work just fine!"Go on then, give me something to work with here, instead of avoiding the question. What will work then?
Or am I going to get a lecture about how bad your life is as apposed to an actual answer?
No.5805
>>5803Just because life is shitty in Chicago, doesn't mean that applies everywhere.
See
>>5803You know what commanded the worlds most powerful empire?
Monarchy
God save the queen.
No.5806
>>5805Uh, read the last sentence. I said just that. Or did you mean to reply to him.
No.5807
>boys fighting
Now get naked~
No.5808
>>5805It'd defuse the situation if you posted an ASMR WebM =3
No.5809
Glad to see the juices flowing this morning. Boys, how have you been?
No.5810
>>5809Pretty well, I've been working on some academic stuff, and playing some vidya. Big test coming up. Fun times.
No.5811
>>5810What are your best subjects? Being commie, surely sociology? ^_^
No.5813
>>5809Been busy with school.
No.5814
>>5811History, I would say. I don't have many resource to actively learn sociology though :/ I do have a basic understanding however.
No.5815
>>5813>>5814What do you both think of the school system? I assume you're both in public schools?
No.5816
>>5815I guess Online counts as public? If so, yeah; it's pretty good. The fact that I'm learning fucking pi in late 7th is a bit odd, considering I learned it in mid 6th. So no real customization of classes.
No.5817
>>5815I'd say it's okay. The teachers are capable, and the facilities are more than adequate, so what's there to complain about?
No.5819
>>5817Do you go to one of those English boarding schools? I bet you would be very popular in such a place.
No.5820
>>5819Surprisingly, English boarding schools are very rare. I'd see that's more a stereotype than anything. In fact, I just spat my tea. What's worse is my monocle is askew. Pip Pip.
I don't No.5821
>>5804My opinion? Wipe out the entire human race and give the world back to the animals. Unfortunately we've already done irreparable damage, but it would be nice to go back to the Mesozoic era, stop the extinction of dinosaurs, and ensure humanity never got the opportunity to destroy this beautiful earth. Like really, can you image a world worth no interference. All this man-made architecture, gone. Just simple, primal earth. I think that's the way it was meant to be.
No.5822
>>5821Why don't you start your movement by doing some bleach shots?
That will help your cause
No.5823
>>5822Aaaand I'm officially out asshole
No.5824
>>5821We have a right to this planet because we control it, those animals can fuck right off and go extinct. Our species is better, we can do whatever we fucking want.
No.5825
>>5823Don't forget the bleach on the way out, traitor.
No.5826
>>5823Says the one that advocates the genocide of, oh, 7 billion people.
No.5827
>>5826I think it's actually self-xenocide, for an ENTIRE FUCKING SPECIES OF INTELLIGENT SENTIENT LIFE. God, that "experienced " 17 year old is edgier than me.
No.5829
>>5827I think he must have the smallest cut of the one brain cell in Chicago.
No.5831
Seriously, what a div
No.5832
He was probably a troll.
No.5833
>>5829>>5831Guess he really did want to go back to the old ways. Uber neo reactionary.
No.5836
>>5831What is "a div". I don't know this Britspeak.
No.5838
>>5836Slang for an idiot, or fool.
E.G
>Did you hear about Kieran crashing his bike?>What a div No.5839
>>5838Britland is a strange place.
No.5843
>>5839*Glorious
FTFY
Jk it isyou wanna fockin go blud? No.5845
>>5843>bludAre you propositioning me for blood pudding?
No.5846
>>5845Nope. Blood pudding is for pillocks
No.5847
>>5846>more polish languagePls stop
No.5849
No.5859
>>5833I'm the neoreactionary guy and a completely different anon than the kid from Chicago. Please do not associate my ideology with muh street smarts fags, Advisor-kun. I would not insult the Prince, unless he were being a little faggot or something.
in which case I would give him a prostate examination with my dick****
No.5860
>>5859
>nested spoilers don't workHOTWHEEEEEEELS!
No.5861
>>58608chan confirmed worst website abandon ship.
No.5862
>>5859Berry your dick so deep whoever could get it out would be crowned King Arthur.
No.5864
No.5865
>>5864KY and some fingers? Bah, you gotta go in dry hot sauce style.
No.5871
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No.5878
>>5871>tfw you get to touch boycock daily and I don't ;_; No.6265
>>5860Looks like you didn't put four asterisks beside the W in "with".
No.6266
Should I sticky this so any chit chat that would be better off in here doesn't flood into other threads?
No.6268
No.6306
rip in peace jim profit lived one hour
No.6329
>Advisor thread stickied
>not Prince megathread
shiggy diggy doo
Only one boy can be at the top of the royal hierarchy.
No.6331
>>6329As Advisor, I get many royal privileges in exchange for my service.
No.6337
How often do you jerk off Advisor? :)
No.6338
>>63373 or 4 times a day. Can't have any testosterone build up, that would make me slightly more aggressive.
No.6339
>>6338What do you usually jerk to?
No.6340
>>6339Stories on Nifty and PZA, and some hentai, specifically shota on man. I might wank to some straight anal 2-3 times a month if I'm in the mood.
I generally prefer shemales in my rare straight porn, don't know if they're considered straight.
they shouldn't be No.6341
>>6340Ever stuck anything bigger than your fingers in your butt before?
No.6342
>>6341Yup. It vibrates, which is pretty nice.
No.6343
>>6342Nice. Looks like you've lost weight too, good job.
How tall are you?
No.6344
>>63435'5 or 5'4, maybe 5 '6.
No.6346
No.6348
>>6346Cut. Fucking parents. Hope they know I will always have a fairly negative opinion of them for that single action.
No.6349
>>6348Are you out to them? Your friends?
No.6350
>>6349Yeah, out to everyone I know. Which is mostly just my family and the lesbian couple. I don't really have friends my age since it would be weird to just strike up a conversation with a random kid. I feel like I am just a bowl of spaghetti.
No.6351
>>6350How come you're in online school?
No.6352
>>6351Just thought I would try it, since it's hard for me to be around other kids. I'm going to a college-prep school next year, so that should be good.
No.6354
>>6352You should get Tox. I'd love to chat to you.
No.6355
>>6354Downloading it right now ;3
No.6356
>>6355Cool! Post your Tox ID here =]
No.6357
>>63567F6AF466CE2C7D8AFB6DDDEC65E7AB553C3C7771549A2F45C469385BCD3E842DC6F6C9565A8A
Quite the ID. Tox seems interesting.
No.6358
>>6357Added :) You need to accept.
No.6365
>>6342nigga u looking good
pls tell me thats not a fucking toothbrush No.6366
>>6340Do you have any particular favourites or stories you come back to?
No.6379
When I get v&, Advisor will become the boy prince.
Also ask me stuff if you want to, because I'm procrastinating, and like talking to you guys.
No.6380
>>6379Ignore the non mod trip. Idk why it fucks up.
No.6383
>>6379What video games do you like?
No.6384
>>6383Open world. I like flight sims, too. Most games really, I don't have much of a preference.
No.6387
>>6365Yes. I know how to clean things m80.
>>6366One called Club Rendezvous. It's just sex, and great stuff at that.
No.6388
>>6387Never knew Americans liked toothbrushes in their ass. You learn something new everyday, i guess.
No.6389
>>6388They vibrate and the handles have a vaguely phallic shape. I'm sure they're used in many places as make-shift dildos.
No.6390
No.6391
>>6390What else am I going to fuck my butt with?
No.6392
>>6391Hmm…I dont know breh. How about actual dick?
i hope nobody used the toothbrush after that No.6393
>>6392I don't share with anyone else, and I clean it off when I'm done.
with my mouth No.6394
>>6393That's amazing! Tell me more.
No.6395
>>6394Uhh, not much to tell. Besides the fact we have clean water and don't share our toiletries like savage Albanians.
No.6396
>>6395Why you gotta bring that up though? I didn't even mention shit about it. Chill your defense mechanisms.
No.6397
No.6398
>>6396>defense mechanismwut
>>6397I prefer them older, sorry.
No.6399
No.6400
>>6399>jokes are only jokes when they are comedic No.6401
>>6400>Maybe they are ironicalso
Check em.
And are you really using tor? Really?
No.6402
>>6401Yeah. Proxies don't do as well compared to Tor.
>>6396It did sound like you were mocking me if you read your post. Of course, I cannot allow someone to insult my honor without a text duel.
No.6403
>>6402No need to.
Unless clapistan gets you done for it, that is.
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No.6404
>>6403Prince confirmed secret FBI agent.
No.6405
>>6402I kinda did sound like i was mocking you. Weird.
No.6406
>>6404N-no, have a seat, f-f-friend
H-heil 14/188. C-can I have the PC plox /bl/?
No.6407
>>6406>heilCareful friend, I may throw you into a gulag personally.
No.6408
>>6405If you want to know, it's just a fetish. I like to suck on things that have been in my butt. I wouldn't say it's common, but not rare.
No.6409
>>6408And here i was, thinking i was a nasty motherfucka…
No.6410
>>6408I've got some weird fetishes, but…
what?
No bully No.6411
>>6409>nastyDo you not clean your butt or something?
>>6410I expected kinkier out of you Prince.
No.6412
>>6411Of course i don't, i'm Albanian.
No.6413
>>6412I thought Europeans loved their enemas. I guess Albanians once more show their true colors.
No.6414
>>6413>enemasi didnt even know what the fuck that was until now
thank you once again
No.6415
>>6411Not in that way, friend.
I'm pretty degenerate tbh, but that I don't get.
No.6416
>>6413Get on Tox m8.
>>6379Would you be in a threesome with Advisor and one of his friends with white vans?
No.6417
No.6418
>>6416I'm on Tox you cheeky scrub
No.6421
>>6418Sorry I didn't answer before, I was away from my desk.
No.6422
>>6421Get back on m80. I had to deal with something.
No.6426
dead asf
No.6427
have a Squire pic
No.6428
No.6430
>>6428Will ya look at that? A compliment. Thank you sir!
No.6431
>>6430You have very pretty eyes.
No.6432
>>6431I get that alot. Thank uuuuuu
No.6455
>>6427Aww, you have very nice soft features.
Prince is intact, Advisor is cut.
Which are you?
No.6456
>>6455My family is muslim breh
No.6457
>>6456Are all muslims cut?
No.6458
>>6457Yup, as far as i know.
No.6460
>>6456Oh, sorry to hear that.
No.6461
>>6460You feel sorry for my family being muslim? lol
No.6462
>>6461Muslims generally don't like gays. It disgusts me that they're in Europa.
No.6463
>>6461This isn't meant to be an attack on you or your family, just the ones who turned them into Muslims in the first place.
No.6464
>>6462First of all, i ain't gay nigguh cause i got a girl. I just happen to also like boys.
Second, you stick toothbrushes in your ass so i could care less what you think is disgusting.
Third, i know gay muslims and nobody has a problem with them.
Fourth, say that shit to my face, hoe ass nigguh.
No.6465
>>6463Do you also have a problem with the ones who turned YOUR family into Christians?
No.6466
>>6464You're still bi, worthy of a stoning according to most muslims. Muslims are destroying culture with a refusal to integrate. Also, the Muslims you know are generally ones who have been affected by European Liberalism. Pls be more aggressive in your text.
>>6465Yeah. I generally dislike all monotheistic religions. I'm no hypocrite.
No.6467
>>6466I don't give a shit what "most muslims" think or do. I don't speak for them and they don't speak for me. I get along fine with the ones in my country, so that's enough for me.
No.6468
>>6466Most Americans are fat, lazy, couch-potatoes. I should assume you're one too.
No.6469
>>6468I love how you're just using ad-hominem and stereotypes constantly. The thing is, countries that enforce Sharia Law don't need stereotypes to make an argument. Something you really rely on. Sorry Europe has made your religion more accepting of others tho.
No.6470
>>6469Not all Muslims support Sharai law. Islam isn't even one unified religion, their a re big differences between Shia, Sunni, Ibadi, Sufi etc. Just are there big differences between Catholics, Presbyterians and Mormons. It is ridiculous to just condemn all people who just happen to have been born Muslim.
No.6471
>>6469Nigga.
Albanians don't give a shit about Europe. Religiouos harmony over here hasn't shit to do with Europe. It has to do with someone's pride as an Albanian. "There is no religion but Albanian." I heard that shit since i five and it was around long before Europe became involved in our politics.
No.6472
>>6469I know Bektashi and Dervish people who support gay people so you don't know wtf you're talking about.
No.6473
No.6474
>>6470> It is ridiculous to just condemn all people who just happen to have been born MuslimI said something very close to this. I don't condemn those who were born Muslim, I condemn the ones who don't give their children a choice in the matter.
>>6471Albania is in Europe.
>>6472Good for them. I'm mainly talking about the Middle East, and using the U.K. and Sweden as an example for how Muslims have cause a very big divide in those countries.
>>6473Yeah, but we've already talked about how Albania is a shithole. I suppose it isn't fair to correlate these two tho.
No.6475
>>6474>Albania is in Europe.Did i say it wasn't?
>Muslims have cause a very big divide in those countriesHow about the divide your precious white-European countries have caused to those in the Middle East?
No.6476
>>6474>I said something very close to this. I don't condemn those who were born Muslim, I condemn the ones who don't give their children a choice in the matter. To some extent it's just a cultural thing if you are born in an area where everyone is of one religion you join it without really meaning to. Also you can chose to leave it at any point. Circumcision is a problem that should be stopped but that isn't a Muslim specific problem.
No.6477
>>6475The only recent divide would be the U.S., a non European country, moving into the Middle East. Some Euro countries assisted, however.
>>6476What about Apostasy? If they can't be legally killed for it, they get shamed by their family.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/05/01/64-percent-of-muslims-in-egypt-and-pakistan-support-the-death-penalty-for-leaving-islam/ No.6478
>>6477>What about Apostasy?Not all Muslims support that.
No.6479
>>6477Let's talk about how this discussion is purely motivated by your racism. I can name lots of bad shit The Catholic Church and Christians have done but it's ok cause they're white, right? I really doubt you would spout this shit to a muslim's face, though.
No.6480
>>6479Muslims aren't a race.
>>6478All? Of course not? A majority? More often than not.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/opinion-polls.htm No.6481
>>6464>cause i got a girlHow old is your girlfriend?
No.6482
No.6483
>>6480>Muslims aren't a race. Muslims may not be a race but your beliefs about them are analogous to racism. It's one thing to disagree with the teachings of Islam it's quite another to therefore treat all people who happen to be born as Muslim as if they were all the same.
No.6484
>>6480No shit.
>>648111 months.
same as me No.6485
>>6483>be born muslimIt's more about the fact that they don't allow you to decide. It's about majority, and I can have my generalizations if they're based on the viewpoints of a large amount of Muslims. I dislike Christians similarly to Muslims, they're just more subversive about it.
No.6486
>>6485This nigguh makes me wanna join ISIS
No.6487
>>6486Go and join them. Their child soldiers probably act as bum boys anyways :^)
No.6488
>>6487You're a disgrace to all communists.
No.6489
>>6488>implying communists don't want to seize all religious buildings and turn them into something usefulCommunists are aggressive in their ant-religion stuff m8.
No.6490
>>6489I would know that m8 but what they're not is racist little white American shits.
No.6491
>>6489You do realize I was speaking from the fact that Blacks are some of the biggest crime commiters in the U.S. It's very likely that's just a culture thing.
No.6492
>>6491One question, my nigga.
On what do you base your beliefs? On shit you've read on the internet, right? Have you ever met a Black or Muslim man?
No.6493
>>6492Yeah, I've met the ghetto type that are generally what I dislike, which is generally a prdouct of ghetto's themselves. (i still dislike the way they act) I've also met others that come from generally lower class but wealthier than ghettos, and they're all respectable peoples I would have by my side. Muslims generally don't live in Texas, so I base my views on statistics and news.
No.6494
No.6495
>>6494No. Why would a commie watch FOX?
No.6496
>>6495You're a communist, right? That's amazing. How do you plan your future?
spoiler i remember my grandfather trynna make me a communist and he didnt really the mention the internet
No.6497
>>6474>U.K. and Sweden as an example for how Muslims have cause a very big divide in those countries.Do not declare my Christian homeland in anyway similar to swede subhumans that spread their ass for kikery.
>>6479You could point out a lot about the catholic church, but you know what? How many terrorist groups are christians? How many christians set up nations following exact biblical laws? No hardline Christian nations, and a negligible amount of extremists. You know what Christians have also done? Most of the scientific advances in recent history.
No.6498
I'm not denying that Christians have blood on their hands, but it's a damn sight better than Islam.
No.6499
>>6497>christian scientific advanceslemme stop you right there bruh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_in_the_medieval_Islamic_worldyou might wanna learn about shit your white-washed European history wont teach you
they even changed Ibn Sina's name to Avicena bruh
No.6500
>>6499>Cherry pickingLmao learn to read. I clearly said ==recent==
Div. I'm well aware of the Islamic worlds contribution to science, but that is the ==medieval== period.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_thinkers_in_science No.6501
Oh lawd this is turning into /boypol/ again.
Christians built empire, conquered the world and pushed it to greater times, and I'm damn glad to have that in my heritage.
No.6502
>>6500owwww my bad, i fucked up
now my passion is gone
didnt see that No.6503
>>6501Good for you nigguh
why you gotta talk shit about my heritage though?
No.6504
>>6503Just stepped into an argument. Tbh the Advisor's being a bit of an ass too.
Didn't mean to talk shit, I just have a slight grievance with modern happenings in the islamic world. Maybe that's why. I didn't mean to have my nationalism come across as an attack :/
No.6505
>>6504We're all assholes is some ways. It comes out on chans hard.
No.6506
I don't even give a shit about religion. I just don't like people who think all muslims are kamkikaze extremists and shit.
No.6507
>>6506Not all of them are, but a greater portion of them are than in any other mainstream religion. They're called "sandniggers" for a reason. That's not even getting into how Islam pretty much killed the intellectual advancement of the Middle East, which was steadily progressing pre-Islam.
No.6508
Can't we settle this with a jelly wrestling match instead boys?
No.6509
>>6507>That's not even getting into how Islam pretty much killed the intellectual advancement of the Middle Easthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age No.6510
>>6509Yeah, and it's way past that point, hence the end of intellectual advancement.
No.6511
>>65091. The "Islamic Golden Age" is overblown, PC-friendly history from the usual leftist historians. It's only a golden age in comparison to the rest of Islam's existence. The amount of scientific and culture advancements produced during any definition of it pale in comparison to a productive period of any Western society.
2. Most of the legitimate achievements happened early within the period, because they were simply piggybacking off of existing Arabic culture and advances. Obviously Islam itself did nothing to promote or facilitate science.
3. The Middle East is dead intellectually now and was dead during important periods of scientific achievement like the Enlightenment, due to the backwards nature of Islam. You don't win a race just because you ran quickly for a few seconds.
The only good thing about Islam is how they treat their women.
No.6514
>>6511>The only good thing about Islam is how they treat their womenThe real struggle is dealing with Feminazis and this shit together. Jesus christ.
No.6576
>>6514nigga go to sleep
I thought this was boyLOVErs, where the love at?
No.6589
Reading these last posts gave me a great idea for a new TV show.
A drama which involves cute boys from 10-14 having heated discussions on a variety of topics and in different locations.
I think the ratings would be through the roof <:
No.6590
No.6591
>>6589I would do it. Assuming Squire doesn't attack me as he said he may do just that.
No.6592
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No.6595
>>6593i fux with it
…but that shit aint funny
No.6596
>>6595Reality is never funny, is it?
No.6597
>>6596Reality for ISIS cunts.
No.6598
>>6596No, it is not.
But you wouldn't know that, sitting behind your screen and shit. :)
No.6599
>>6598>Dat logical fallacy No.6600
>>6598You know these are recordings of things that have actually happened right?
No.6601
>>6600My nigga, i know what ISIS does.
I also don't give a shit about what ISIS does.
No.6602
>>6601Are you for real? Why?
No.6603
>>6602Why? Why would i give a shit?
No.6604
>>6603I don't know how to deal with this level of apathy. It perturbs me.
No.6605
>>6604Nigga, you're too busy talking shit about other people.
No.6606
>>6605Sorry for caring about the terrorist organization slipping it's mitts into whole other regions then. Good thing you have your bunkers to save you tho :^)
No.6607
>>6606lmao this nigguh
you keep sneak-dissing on the internet, my nigga?
laaaaame
No.6608
>>6606Chances are, you ain't never gonna do shit.
So all this "caring" won't help your ass.
Might aswell focus on your "life".
No.6609
>>6607>laaaaame>sneak-dissingI feel like you're trolling, but I can't be sure anymore.
No.6610
>>6609I never "troll", my nigga.
No.6613
top keks ^^
No.6614
>>6609Didn't you hear? Giving a shit and/or trying not to be a complete failure as a human being just isn't cool these days. If you keep acting like you have a conscience all the cool kids will ignore you.
Yeah, really not such a bad thing.
No.6616
>>6614Did i trigger any flashbacks?He can be whatever the fuck he wants to be but once HE attacks me, you think ima let him be? Nah, my nigga. I never mentioned anything about cool kids so your old washed up ass can stfu.
No.6627
>>6616You're so sensitive but such a dick at the same time.
No.6628
Banned from a pedo board? Really nigga? You have to be an awful person if you get banned here lmao
No.6629
>>6627Don't diss me and i won't diss you. Simple and plain.
No.6635
>>6629>>6629Tor id's annoy me. So do people who forget their trips and then try to hold a conversation that requires trips.
No.6640
Can we turn this back into a comfy boy chat/ama thread?
Prince can start us off by telling us more about his weird fetishes…
>>6410 No.6728
>>6640No, let's talk more about how Islam is bad.
sarcasm No.6731
No.6812
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6640I'm still waiting for the crossdressing pics he promised back in February.
In one of the early threads, he even posted a screencap of his Amazon cart containing the CD stuff.
Wouldn't that be the shit if the Prince transformed into a Princess.
No.6824
Everytime 8chan does something new or is DDosd, I go panic mode. Don't want another board wipe or having it die entirely.
No.6836
>>6812Brb infiltrating
>>>/hebe/ No.7130
>>5703thats you prince? wow super qt
No.11733
advisor needs to be advised to be a real man