I don't mind being fucked as an fucking an elf. The insides of the elf is like tree bark. In effect, you're fucking a tree. So what stops you from going outside and fucking a tree? I'm talking about wood elves here by the way. To an extent, wood elves are just an extension of our dicks. Wood goes in wood, it is the natural order of life. Take for example pic related. As you can see, wood elves are just being sexual deviants, wanting to have your wood in their bark. Grinding around in it, you'll notice you feel pleasure, and at the same time your skin will be peeling off. No matter, the wood elf would heal you constantly. It is said that elf juices can cure cancer as well. I want me some wood elf pussy right now. Too bad they're not real, but that doesn't stop my imagination. I go out everyday to fuck trees around my neighbourhood at night. Feels fine man, and I've already mounted so much semen the area is starting to smell. You should fuck trees in your neighbourhood as well. You'll have a fun experience.