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Greetings !JuI8zpYwFU 10/01/14 (Wed) 01:44:07 No.1[Reply]

A heartly welcome to all of those who have followed me.
And ofcourse to those who have stumbled upon this board by accident.

As most of you already know, I go by the same tripcode on 'halfchans' board '/x/' and am writing lots of rather confusing stuff about stuff that shouldn't really matter.

Before anyone comes to ask, in this post I have included my e-mail adress, as this gets requested sometimes.

There are not really any further rules.
I would say keep the shitposting to a minimum or create a single thread just for your "shitposting funtime habits".
Most likely there will be a Discordian thread around somewhere anyways so you will be in best hands.

Have a fun (and maybe even productive) stay.

"Blessed is he who has a soul, blessed is he who has none, but woe and grief to him who has it in embryo."

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phase 3 what was done hush hush hush ai h0p2 03/27/16 (Sun) 18:29:56 No.630 [Reply]

www.britannica.com/place/Soviet-Union

in the end cont and others the banana prog was there too lower your life and get rid of normal conscience with 440 hertz in the 70'z ayyy

o yeah there put spikes in the front right of our heads.

csis wont remove it if I die these people did it

h0p2 03/27/16 (Sun) 18:42:22 No.631

http://xconclan0.wix.com/xcon#!law/c1e3c

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never forget 9 iCeland 03/12/16 (Sat) 08:05:14 No.629 [Reply]

https://www.facebook.com/2012nightclubloja/

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Fiesta/@-3.9968924,-79.198733,3a,75y,342.12h,75.6t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFwI40gf55qGFf_i-acW95A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x59cfe68b0f33b825!6m1!1e1

#shelburneanonymous

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Anonymous 04/24/15 (Fri) 23:03:37 No.510 [Reply]

A fresh new thread….

Continuation from >>16

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Anonymous 12/22/15 (Tue) 13:22:15 No.615

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>>614

"Relief" 90.00 degrees and "Edge detect" 90.00 degrees, plus some glow.

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 14:37:10 No.625

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Could it be?

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 14:47:22 No.626

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>>625

Orion's belt, and stuff!

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 14:51:27 No.627

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>>626

Can someone linky the irc please 03/08/16 (Tue) 15:43:39 No.628

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Please

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Anonymous 02/15/16 (Mon) 17:08:53 No.623 [Reply]

Anonymous 02/17/16 (Wed) 02:17:05 No.624

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>>623

acknowledged

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Anonymous 01/12/16 (Tue) 07:12:09 No.618 [Reply]

Where are you?

Anonymous 01/16/16 (Sat) 00:51:32 No.620

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you know

Anonymous 01/16/16 (Sat) 12:16:27 No.621

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>>618

Been doing with myself recently

!JuI8zpYwFU 01/21/16 (Thu) 10:16:04 No.622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOTRK4aus4Y

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zenoss iCeland 01/13/16 (Wed) 14:23:55 No.619 [Reply]

Network topology is the arrangement of the various elements (links, nodes, etc.) of a computer network.[1][2] Essentially, it is the topological[3] structure of a network and may be depicted physically or logically. Physical topology is the placement of the various components of a network, including device location and cable installation, while logical topology illustrates how data flows within a network, regardless of its physical design. Distances between nodes, physical interconnections, transmission rates, or signal types may differ between two networks, yet their topologies may be identical.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_topology

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wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenoss

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Somethings Something SomethingZzz iCeland 12/29/15 (Tue) 09:08:54 No.617 [Reply]

this breaks things ?

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Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 18:17:07 No.16 [Reply]

Hello world! In this thread I can post things I've been doing lately and discovered.

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Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 00:07:38 No.552

>>269

And if you could upload this as well I would greatly appreciate it!

Anonymous 08/01/15 (Sat) 17:03:22 No.553

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>>552

>>551

Here's an "all in one" rar of these number relations ideas.

The "flow world" are the ones with curvy lines on a number line.

The "shadow world" are the ones with straight lines inside circles with numbers around.

The meaning by showing the "shadow world"as straight lines inside a circle, and the "flow world" as curved lines on a number line, is to show one that the same ordered number combinations are being used, but they look quite different. I would see them as metaphors.

I recommend you to look at these ideas:

Instead of 9 numbers around a circle, make it 12.

Make the number lines go from -12 to 12.

When you reduce numbers, set 12 as "max" instead of 9.

If one place the numbers 1-12 like in some of the other examples, and draw a line between numbers that are one the same "level" one will get 5 lines instead of 4 lines as with 9 numbers.

5 fingers… 12 spheres around 1 sphere… 12 Disciples…

https://mega.nz/#!31YGhTpJ!XApkLcV3SsIXKqRJrQonjQAzmsd6abOtdp94n15qlLs

The planets:

https://mega.nz/#!b9IG0SqT!egEE_Nd31BrcDLGuHWYczynZbn3SbbS-OXni140-iaw

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 07:46:36 No.557

>>553

Thanks a lot!

Anonymous 11/22/15 (Sun) 23:17:01 No.602

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>>37

>>25

Anonymous 12/22/15 (Tue) 20:47:09 No.616

It's interesting to look back and see all that has been "figured out" as "the only origin."

I've gained another perspective on things. Although many of these ideas are true in a sense, I don't resonate with them as much as I once did.

Sometimes "figuring out" life isn't my highest excitement, but LIVE it!

>>439

>>440

When I look at it now, my perspective on it has shifted. It truly is.. remarkable!!

I haven't looked at it for almost half a year!

If I don't see it now,doesn't have to mean that "it's not real", it's just that I have a shifted perspective.

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Poetry contest The Doctor !RdvKCh78rw 02/01/15 (Sun) 22:52:49 No.444 [Reply]

Preferably short, on something you have learned, perceived. Maybe nature or zen.
I'm curious.

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Anonymous 07/02/15 (Thu) 07:27:56 No.537

The uniball rolls and rolls

Writing whatever may be told

It will eventually run out of ink

Be thrown away and forgotten

The only thing remaining will be it's ink remaining on pages

What it once was will never be remembered

All that stays is what it once accomplished

!JuI8zpYwFU 08/05/15 (Wed) 20:17:56 No.558

Whenever you go

Wherever you go

Watch your step

or you might miss the Point

of This little show.

The trick is to dance,

now see your own chance,

not to be blinded by rhymes

that are contained in my lines.

Don't be inconsiderate

you might be illiterate

but to belittle the dance

is to miss your own chance

to climb through the gate

which might change your whole fate.

Now if you won't dance atleast

make way for the music

or be set into silence which will

be your souls last ultimate violence.

To be empty inside and to hide behind pride

Decide for yourself, do, can't, whatever it'd be

If you hesitate, if you shake and stutter

You will swallow the words that you have missed to utter.

Anonymous 11/29/15 (Sun) 18:53:15 No.603

When feelings are not felt

When thoughts are not dealt

It feels like you aren't here at all

The world doesn't give any meaning

You need air but it aches

Where does others find their strength, why can't I understand?

My worries become great, what should I do?

I become restless, angry, sad… I wake up at night.

WHAT IS IT!?

I kick the blanket that is tucked over me as I sleep.

My hearts starts racing unbelievably fast.

I look around for somewhere to go.

I hesitate to do anything at all, I feel like I'm going to pass out.

As I was on the brink, something to me happens.

Something so fast and so magnificent came over me.

NO! I am the captain of this ship!

I sit down in a meditative pose.

I let the heart race, the thoughts go, my body become stiff

Accepting it.

There was something in me unmoved. I should not worry.

My impossible feelings were made possible.

It understood me.

It feels good.

It loves me.

It was me.

I start to regain my strength.

The worries becomes less of a worry.

I look around, with the me and the outside, I get comforted.

What is around me becomes less my enemies, but as me.

More than what you think.

Anonymous 12/01/15 (Tue) 02:21:53 No.604

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>>603

It's so simple

When you worry, you're totally fine, it's just negative polarizations you emit, requiring someone to settle you down and tell you it's actually okay. Like God brandishing not the idea but the reminder that the universe - the very thing you're looking at - is comfortable and good in the end.

Trepidation and fear happen periodically throughout the time spent in life and only periodically. Such brief moments are immutably contained within your EXISTENCE beginning from your birth. Existence itself in the form of the Tao or Nature or Brahman underlies your anxiety or depression, by necessity of time. Existence separates the polarity of emotion and stress, with no way of equaling just the contents within balancing one another out distributively across hours or even days and no way of overflowing moments of existential doubt. So fear not.

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>>604

Everything happens for a reason.

A flower which has been through tough climate gives strong oils.

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Anonymous 11/16/15 (Mon) 05:27:45 No.601 [Reply]

What if it was all code

What if code was numb

What if experience and the feeling were both code

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Szanty!vAxrQ.mv26 11/03/15 (Tue) 02:08:51 No.596 [Reply]

59DC76A589EFC7547E1FFC6751A14C48D12981C4ECB5554AB672F560B3DE624F96B12E2C3D5F

Anonymous 11/08/15 (Sun) 18:29:21 No.599

>>596

What?

Anonymous 11/09/15 (Mon) 14:07:32 No.600

>>599

https://tox.chat/

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Discordian thread Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 03:31:14 No.5 [Reply]

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Let's begin with some of our most treasured flimflam.

>All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

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!JuI8zpYwFU 10/01/14 (Wed) 19:57:52 No.31

>>6
Fnord.
Hail Eris.

Now I have been sitting in my favorite caffee and guess whom I have met?
Home time along with the strange sensation of a lukewarm coffee and his pet "being stared at from the weirdest angles".

"No more!" I said to myself, "I shall invest my hard earned and honest money into something more profitable!"
Having decided to do so I stood up and payed for my leave instead for the coffee, leaving behind Home time, his friend and his pet.

We shall meet again next weekend.

Anonymous 10/04/14 (Sat) 02:40:13 No.101

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