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El Rato meme - Rat poison Anonymous 03/25/16 (Fri) 20:37:44 No.5544 [Reply]

How about "the DON kills rats", anyone good with PS?

Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 02:48:00 No.5562

I think it could work on/pol/ but I don't believe that the el rato memeextends far beyond /pol/s borders

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Rules 1 and 2 Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 03:39:53 No.1222 [Reply]

To prevent our HQ from being zerged by 12 year old faggots and marxists, I propose we treat this board like old /b/.

Any person who violates 1&2 from now on is an eternal faggot born for the sole purpose of taking somalian cocks.

We may subtly post about our cause outside of the board, but never ever directly link people here. And never ever go "recruiting" either, because it will only bring the wrong people in.

I suggest we indirectly recruit by making threads about the black sun, posting images of it, linking to videos, mythology, etc. Those who are genuinely interested will find us on their own. Otherwise we will only bring in shitposters, shills, normies, faggots, etc.

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:49:43 No.5518

>>5225

how old are you?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:20:50 No.5520

>>5518

Too old to be sexy, too young to be dead.

Anonymous 03/25/16 (Fri) 14:23:01 No.5536

FYI: This board is called the bereau of memetic warfare not the the bereau of memes that fit my ideology and beliefs.

Anonymous SAGE! 03/26/16 (Sat) 02:12:12 No.5547

>>5536

Should have said 'your' not 'my'

Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 02:14:28 No.5557

>>5150

Thats easy.

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Anonymous 03/26/16 (Sat) 04:28:56 No.5549 [Reply]

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IGGY AZALEA OF DEAD BOARDS

She's so fancy, with her perfect Aussie accent while speaking, and her perfect Black American accent while singing. She has the big booty of a black girl, but the beautiful pure skin of a white girl. She is the yin yang, who is truly black and white in perfect unity.

By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:

>This board now belongs to Iggy Azalea and merely exists to discuss her and her alone

>Forget who you worshiped before, you worship Iggy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity. If you have doubts, listen to her song Goddess and understand

>You must praise her in all things. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Iggy Azalea now

Thank you, and may Iggy bless us all.

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Anonymous 03/26/16 (Sat) 00:09:05 No.5545 [Reply]

https://twitter.com/PoliticsGhost/status/713510133670645760

Get on it, ya milky lickers

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some kind of chart Anonymous 03/08/16 (Tue) 18:47:24 No.5262 [Reply]

how correct is this and can you offer improvement

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Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 22:44:16 No.5339

Can you explain the role of zionist jews and jidf in your graph? How do they stand behind structures like furry commission market? I recognize they had their Selfish Gene in form of Kabbalah for thousands of years and so there are groups of Jewish intellectuals who are very ahead when it comes to memetics, but how do you make these connections?

I'm pointing this out because of the connection to the furries specifically. I know for a fact that furry business is the cluster that emerged naturally for various reasons. And because I don't understand this connection, I suspect other connections in the graph are also impressions and guesses?

Why I know furry market hasn't been manafactured by meme engineers?

I can see it because I studied Japanese moe/doujin business which I know wasn't manafactured. Furfag business or tumblr porn commissions are tiny porcelain miniatures of the giant that is Japanese moe industry. It operates and grows in the exact same patters. All these structures grew spontaneously from similar psycho-social phenomena. No matter how I look at it, I don't see how any groups of meme manipulators could possibly stand behind it, if this is what you imply.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:21:08 No.5434

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>>5339

western furry business has no connection to japanese kemono art or that business. there's no connection to moe in western furry either so what are you talking about. as a matter of fact they go to great lengths to rid their sites of japanese furry in almost all furry "communities"with exception there to E621. obviously because kemono is so vastly superior to the "art" these faggots produce that if they didn't nobody not even the stupidest of fucks would ever pay money for substandard art. You don't seem to have any experience of this "industry". the whole fucking thing revolves around money and false elitism. Not real culture. I'll tell you another thing. The reason they have let up somewhat on forcing this furry meme the last four or five years is that they realise it could do tremendous damage to their societal program. precisely as though if pedophilia or bestiality become commonly accepted. Imagine for instance that people's psychic energy (thought patterns, that is) were not being funnelled towards marrying and reproducing. Much like if people had a sheep to fuck in their yard, or a fat cannabis plant for that matter, it would confuse the age-long christian way they have established amongst normalfags. Its also why the furry "community" is overwhelmingly homosexual.

at the very most they have jumped on the japanese concept and have tried to force it. The pony shit was and is like a rehash of the 2006 - 2010 furry cancer of our day. we had wars over this. which evidently we lost.

its extremely sad that we have people such as yourself who regardless of your intention have no knowledge of what are monumental and unquestionable truths. The furry is a forced meme. If you actually believe it isn't, you are new, without question. next you'll be telling me the pony cancer isn't forced. Whether entirely orchestrated by jews is not without question, but the memetic pattern they inflicted upon the boards is exactly the same.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 22:35:36 No.5523

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>>5339

>>5434

what I have found interesting lately is that new disney film zootopia. now this is a film in which anthropomorphic animals live in a human like society. I haven't seen it but have been told it has lots of social justice and diversity type stuff in there. obviously disney have been peddling furfaggotry for years … some argue that furfags (by that I mean the brony like, fursuiting, fursona-ing convention attending cunts of which there are mysteriously no females) are (man)children who had been subjected to too many cartoons with speaking animals who have love interests. I am not an advocate of that theory.

anyway that wasn't what I'm getting at. what baffles me is how this movie which is a few weeks old, has over two thousand images of rule 34 already… almost two thousand on paheal and e621 each. now I can claim to be an expert on this. I can honestly say that even beloved, much fapped to franchises and characters don't get to this number quickly. and before you get excited about fapping to 2000 images of this comely furry shakira here, of course less than a hundred of them are her… as expected most of it is overwhelmingly homosexual.

How, in such a short space of time could there be that much. unless is was all an entirely memetically forced thing. I mean granted there were a couple hundred before it came out but now? and its not as though the characters are particularly good in this, it just doesn't make sense. who's behind it? who are the disney and pony fags who have a steak in putting all this out here?

Shiny 03/23/16 (Wed) 01:48:18 No.5525

>>5523

It's just as simple as "muh dick"

You are over complicating, one of the most basic animal motivation. Finding a clan of like minded individuals that get off to the same memes.

Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 23:51:25 No.5535

>>5434

>>5523

I said that Japanese moe industry and furry industry share the same model because of how they emerged and they have been developing. I didn't say they're similar because they share characteristics eg. moeness or whether western furries embrace Japanese works or not. You need to look at the general patterns in which members of both communities operate.

Furry fans, pony fans, gamer fans, anime fans, Hitler fans, feminists, vegans, bodybuilders propagate memes from their respective communities in random places like imageboards, youtube profile pictures or twitch chat to strenghten the memeplexes they belong to. People spend money on commissions, merchandise, donations for twitch streamers because it's their way of "bending" reality. The meme that it's perfectly fine to live alone with your furry or loli waifu or whatever else emerge and develop naturally, there's no Jews in this. It's just ways of people to deal with reality. Think about it what you want, but don't seek conspiracies in it. If you're concerned about Jews, you should research corporate neural networks.

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Propaganda against the EU Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 05:05:22 No.5064 [Reply]

Here we share and create propaganda against the EU.

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Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 05:06:10 No.5066

That's all I have.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 09:30:23 No.5070

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>>5066

Well, one webm.

02/23/16 (Tue) 13:20:42 No.5072

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>>5064

Sutherland telling EU should undermine national homogenity is obligatory, but I can't find it.

Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 15:40:04 No.5532

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Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 15:47:23 No.5533

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

An Anon made this video to convert lefties, it was posted on Leave.EU's social media accounts.

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#NotAllMuslims Mantra. Anonymous 03/24/16 (Thu) 09:14:49 No.5531 [Reply]

Dear Agents of the /bmw/,

Hereby I would like to have assistance in bringing a new mantra into the world.

A mantra much like the "Africa for the Africans…" one.

Except this one is aimed at the muslim apologists who keep on with the #NotAllmudshits hashtag once it kicks off again.

I have come up with this

> Not all Belgiums died in Brussels, just a couple dozen who where going to work.

>Not all French died in the Bataclan, just 100+ who where having a nice night out.

>Nor did all the french die who where in one of the targeted restaurants, just a few who where having a nice meal.

>Think of all the Americans who survived 9/11, not even all New-Yorkers where killed.

>In Rotherham not all the girls where raped and even in Sweden you can still find unraped and unassaulted woman.

>Even after the massive assaults in Cologne not all woman where violated and when it was carnival many woman stayed at home safety and thus where not raped.

>And in the coming attacks, they will happen, not everyone will die!

I hope that the final version of this mantra can be used to bring the idea to peoples minds that although it does not require all muslims to go critical and self-immolate to have a destabilizing effect on our society.

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Blogging general Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 21:00:47 No.5530 [Reply]

I've been thinking about starting a blog, and just realized:

>culture war fought on the internet

>no blogging general thread

Let's fix this. Which is the best plactform to reach a wide public? What about in specific languages? How to avoid censorship? How to advertise?

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HEY GUYS!!!! Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 19:57:35 No.5529 [Reply]

I was just linked to this site from Reddit. Can you guys plz teach me how to use meme magic?

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Anonymous 02/08/16 (Mon) 23:44:21 No.4918 [Reply]

How's it goin' buckos? Summoned Kek from the Underworld yet?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 12:56:27 No.5521

>>4918

Fucking spooks

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/22/16 (Tue) 16:30:07 No.5522

>>4918

>Summoned Kek?

No, they only managed to summon a tripfag…

(me)

Any more stupid questions?

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:56:46 No.5519 [Reply]

How many shekels?

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Anonymous 03/04/16 (Fri) 04:16:03 No.5185 [Reply]

So I am somewhat new but shouldn't you be concerned that your Latin motto there translates to enough to meet their minds.

I mean Jesus did you fail at your first task of making a motto, because this is way off from what No.3589 said

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Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:48:02 No.5513

>>5510

As I said earlier obvia can't be taken as an adjective. it doesn't agree with mentibus in gender number and case. Obvia must be the imperative form of the verb obvio meaning 'to resist'

And I don't think mentibus can be taken as a dative in relation to the imperative command. It must be considered ablative.

I believe my translations here are most accurate.

>>5502

>>5503

>>5504

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:24:03 No.5514

>>5513

Obvio is a form of Obvius. I don't care what english phrase you're turning to Latin. I'm going from the phrase in its current form back to English.

Obvia is the plural nominitive, accusative, and vocative of obvius. It is also the feminine nominitive and vocative.

Additionally, you are right it does not agree with Mentibus. What it does agree with is an unspoken noun, or a contextual known. In normal speaking, not every word is expressed.

Nobody said the motto needed to be a complete sentence. There is no imperative to have a verb in the motto. "By sufficient minds, laid bare," is a sufficient translation.

It is you that seems to demand Obvia connect to Mentibus. I'm treating Satis Mentibus as a predicate.

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:33:41 No.5515

>>5514

>predicate

Fucking hell, I mean prepositional phrase.

>my calling my use of Mentibus dative

I meant ablative.

Fucking sucks being out of coffee.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:48:42 No.5516

>>5514

>I'm going from the phrase in its current form back to English.

Me too. Obvia can be a form of the verb Obvio.

Now that you clarify that Obvia is modifying a unspoken noun, I think your translation works but I still maintain that my translation also works.

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:55:49 No.5517

>>5516

Ambiguous mottos are the best. It lets the recipient fill in the blank.

There's the ever-popular "Reticulating Splines" from Maxis, which means absolutely nothing (according to Wright).

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Meme-00 Anonymous 05/11/15 (Mon) 01:49:51 No.77 [Reply]

GUYS. We need to do this properly. As with any research bureau, we need to record things. We need to PROVE that the memes have broken into real life.

So I think we should be documenting all instances of real life memes before anything else. The 4U plane, Ben Garrison, etc. After that, we should all participate in one experiment, Meme-00. This would be the basis of future research and if successful, would be VERIFIABLE PROOF that the introduction of virtual memes into the real dimension CAN BE DONE.

What do you think?

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Anonymous SAGE! 03/13/16 (Sun) 11:31:40 No.5367

life imitates art

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/15/16 (Tue) 00:21:09 No.5404

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Unrelated, but might I suggest using CompendiumNG for mind-mapping?

It's non-hierarchical (meaning you can create loops, you're not stuck with a root/branch/node/branch/…/branch/leaf structure). It's very open-ended, assuming as little as possible. It includes MySQL support for multi-user interaction. It is multiuser (though one-user-at-a-time with the default Derby-driven DB). It can store files and resources in the database itself (Derby only).

PIC RELATED: CompendiumNG on my system.

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/15/16 (Tue) 00:25:38 No.5406

>>5404

>MySQL

>Derby

>multuser

It's fully multiuser. With MySQL the users can log in and operate simultaneously. With Derby users can only be on one-at-a-time.

TheBureaucrat!1maGIcmEmE SAGE! 03/15/16 (Tue) 01:18:27 No.5411

>>5404

Additionally, and again [mostly] unrelated:

In reference to my thought map, I'm thinking this(*a1) will need to be somehow integrated into the process of modelling or mapping meme-structures.

Ultimately memes are like a programming language, though an associative one with some semblance of logical control (if, then).

I do not wish to convey that a rigorous Boolean algebra/Lambda calculus for memes can be developed. However, this does not preclude the development of models which are at least somewhat useful at simulating certain phenomena…

(*a1):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mathematical_logic_topics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boolean_algebra

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boolean-valued_model

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_Boolean_algebra

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predicate_logic

I have not even begun to scratch the surface of Finkelstein's Memetics Compendium document. Some of the above may already be covered. I'm playing catch-up ATM with all this research.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 11:28:45 No.5505

>>5411

Abstract algebra and logic sounds cool but will be mostly useless. But when you're at it have a look at nlab (https://ncatlab.org/nlab/show/HomePage), I think you'll find it interesting (but not useful).

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High Energy Propaganda Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 13:51:05 No.5321 [Reply]

Hello /pol/

Graphic designer turned memeticist and propaganda artist here. Currently working on some high energy Trump art and propaganda.

If you have any ideas or suggestions, e.g. propaganda, let me know.

Thanks.

:^)

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 15:05:39 No.5323

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>>5321

Do a collage of the best you find, where you steal elements of the ones you like?

Me personally would like to see Trump memes connected to pro-white memes we can use after Trump.

This might benefit Trump, as pro-whites might spread them regardless to whether they think Trump is the solution or not.

Anonymous 03/12/16 (Sat) 03:54:19 No.5354

>>5323

2nd image is tl;dr

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 14:11:48 No.5464

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>>5323

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 04:26:32 No.5491

I'm not much of a drawfag, but I had an idea for a cartoon. It's basically Trump as a tree in a field, while Comrade Sanders and Shillary are trying to cut him down. I thought about one of them trying to chop him down, trying to stump him if you will, but their axes just kept breaking. Is there anyone here competent in drawing that can help?

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Unshekel the Elites Anonymous 02/01/16 (Mon) 22:48:30 No.4769 [Reply]

Proposition: Unshekel Rune Sigil – meme magick for directed attacks at finances and wealth of our enemies. Many here believe the economy will come crashing down in the near future. It is my hope in the ensuing chaos that the ones that have been targeted with our memes are affected more than others. Even if that doesn’t happen anytime soon, using all weapons at our disposal is still a worthwhile endeavor.

Description: See attached Pic.

Deployment: This is the tricky part. I thought the Winter Chan rune was a great idea and thus inspired me to create the Unshekel Rune. However, I didn’t think the vectoring or delivery system was good enough for it to be spread far and wide. Therefore, for our proposes, I think a subliminal vectoring system is in order (see other pic for more details). This method has been used by our enemies in the past (e.g. subliminal advertisements, hidden sex words and symbols in Disney movies, etc.).

Needz: I’m not good at anime art. However, to further the delivery of this meme, I would encourage others to come up with an Unshekel Chan. Lastly, constructive criticism and feedback is welcome.

One More Thing: As you can see, the Unshekel Rune when tilted 90 degrees clockwise creates an image that depicts the stock market index going down. It is my opinion that these ancient runes are more effective when they act as an analog to modern cultural symbols, concepts, or memes. Likewise, the Winter Chan sigil was a good analog for winter as it depicted a kind of snowflake (not that it is limited to the modern era). However, the Winter Chan sigil was not targeted and the wintery blast seems to have ended up in Asia. As a Burger, one of the first things I think of when I think of Europe is medieval castles. If the Winter Chan sigil had been attached to things represented of Europe in the modern consciousness, it would have been more effective imo.

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Anonymous 02/05/16 (Fri) 20:03:01 No.4871

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>>4870

fucking hell.

Anonymous 02/06/16 (Sat) 06:34:39 No.4876

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>>4788 (observed)

>>4814

This is a gore post

I knew my folder would come in handy even though I dont go on /b/ anymore

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 12:53:24 No.4935

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>>4871

How is this design?

>>4876

weird, it's like sneaky Faces of Death

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 22:58:15 No.5427

>>4935

absolutely brilliant

Anonymous 03/19/16 (Sat) 09:11:55 No.5488

>>4856

Have you been leaving them? Someone found an Odal rune that may have actually be in the image as between the titty tattoo (which seems unlikely), or may have been left as a fnord.

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