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First /brit/ falls, next Britain itself falls.

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>4chan is down

Refugee thread

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Who's /westountry/ here?
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Horse sex man sentenced to 14 months in prison for bestiality, lifetime of ridicule from wife and relatives for being "horse sex man"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-34615001

pic unrelated

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HELP BRIT

Alright Brit, we need your help.

Reddit has a Model House of Commons, like most of Reddit it is infested with liberals, sjws and plenty of hardcore feminist communists.

I’m a member of The Vanguard an umbrella party for the far right; fascists, ultranationalists, neo-reactionaries etc. etc.

The left takes it very seriously and our very existence is mhoc infuriates most of them. The current General Election is ongoing (it occurs every 6 months)

VOTE FOR US

You need a Reddit account but it takes two fucking seconds.

We are only standing in three constituencies,

• East Midlands (East Midlands)

• North and West Yorkshire (Yorkshire)

• Greater Manchester (North West)

Voting form is in this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/3ni7z5/general_election_iv_megathread/

Don’t forget to verify your vote

Or, if you have nothing better to do, then join us to fight against the forces of ‘progression’.

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If you are reading this, you have been visited by the Board Necromancer.

Good traffic and high PPH will come to you, but only if you post this message to 5 other dead boards to spread his reanimating magick.

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Board is dead. Sux

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Petition to arrest Netanyahu

SIGN IT

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/105446

NOW SPREAD IT

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Richard Branston is a homosexual.

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How does it feel losing against the Almighty Jew?

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Books are for gays and losers.

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Where are you? Biggup Southampton area
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Why does America have such cuter girls then us? :(

*PIC IRRELEVANT*

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.437347

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JobSeekers

>didn't wake up on time for my appointment
how fucked am I?
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why are americans so full of pride while brits are so self-loathing
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Is New England Welcome here?
Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire are 95% white, MA is 85%, Rhode Island is 80%, and Connecticut is 77%.

We were the first to be settled by Britain and our flag has the Union Jack.

Pls accept us.
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/britfeel/

Can we have a /britfeel/ thread here? The one on halfchan is being shit up by /pol/ and /int/ driven to /r9k/ because their mods are shit or something.

I was supposed to go out today to buy my dad a birthday card, but couldn't face leaving the house. I'm definitely gunna have to go out after dark tomorrow now to do it.
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TRANSPORT IS SHITE

Why does Newcastle/Sunderland have such a good metro system?Southampton/Portsmouth is the same population and barely has functioning buses and it takes 50 minutes to get from one to the other on the train.
Southampton is the busiest cruise port in the whole of Europe and doesn't even have a single fucking tram. A reasonably wealthy agglomeration of two coastal cities totalling 1.2 million people if you include everything within 10 miles of the two city centres doesnt even have a single fucking tram.
Complain about transport thread.
pic related, a chav who bottled someone on a train, maybe he was frustrated by the whole ordeal
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Why so dead lads
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/wales/ Board

Where's my Welsh fags at?

Come on over to >>>/wales/

i fy holl frodyr yng Nghymru . Pam nad ydych chi'n postio yn ein bwrdd gwych >>> / wales / gyd yn cyd- ddefaid Cymreig ffycin ymuno â ni

Marwolaeth i'r Frenhines
Marwolaeth i'r imperialwyr
Marwolaeth i'r goron
Mae'r holl cenllysg Cymru
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brit grls

So what's wrong with britfag gurls? Why they so ugly?
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yiff

hey /brit/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
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Teacher fined after "accidentally" posting pro-Hitler image on Facebook, just might receive a strongly-worded letter in his file and an admiring profile in the Guardian

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11419645/Teacher-fined-for-posting-pro-Hitler-image-on-Facebook-aimed-at-Jews.html?x

pic unrelated
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DEATH TO ENGLAND
FREE THE CELTIC NATIONS
TIOCFAIDH ÁR LA
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>tfw this place is dead
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daily reminder of that feel when no gf
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D-did anybody feel that e-earthquake?



/Brit/'s just not the same as a separate board… ;_;
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4chan is down.

Post /int/ stuff
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#bants

ITT: EXCHANGE SOME TOP TIER BANTER WITH THE LADS AND HAVE A GOOD LAFF

I'll start: /brit/ more like /shit/
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What accent do you have? Posh Southern poof here in the maroony brown section. Have lived in the dark green section and would say the boundaries of soft southern poof home county master race have shifted and taken over there aswell.
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how does this make you feel /brit/?

https://8chan.co/fem/res/43725.html

"which country has the best men and which has the worst men?

my vote for worst is Japan
and my best vote is UK"
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I absolutely hate children and free speech, am I on the right board?
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Overpopulation

This worryingly crowded isle: England is officially Europe's most densely packed major country
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530125/This-worryingly-crowded-isle-England-officially-Europes-densely-packed-country.html

England has become the most overcrowded major country in Europe.

Population growth is so rapid that four times as many people will soon be crammed in as France and twice as many as Germany.

England has overtaken the Netherlands to become second only to tiny Malta as the most densely populated nation in the EU.
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Advice

Hello lads i have a couple of questions and Im expecting some help please.

Well if any of you already notice my level of English is not noice. The thing is for years now i want to live on England, i was living in Argentine and now im actually on Chile for a couple of years, im trying to get a degree on English or tourism but im not so sure what really i need to success or to get a shit callcentre job on there.
What is really your advice lads? A nice level of certificate English is enough?
Is a easy way? Moving to another country before delay my idea a bit, i really want to because i really like that shit weather and europe.
Thank's lads, please dont hate me.
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what's the best british newspaper and why?
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR PORN AWAY

FUCK THIS SHITTY POLICE STATE GOVERNMENT
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What Xmas shit will you be watching on TV? Anything good on today anon?
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>Vote for me goy, I'm just like Nigel…
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>tfw board is kill
come on u donuts post something
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http://8chan.co/int/res/44342.html

thoughts? are there any major parties that oppose this kind of stuff?
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Started a new board for uk girls to be posted by area, much like Anonib but hopefully better. First name and first letter only, no personal details.

https://8chan.co/ukgirls/
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/brit/

fullchan is fail edition
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Gloucester free wifi

Live in Gloucester?

Want some free WiFi for whatever?

Go to Westgate Street!

SSID: 68 Westgate Street (guess where the router is???)

Pass: 6Qzt99&hvs

Just in case it comes in handy :)

Also 8chan uses American date :(
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Ladybird sjw

Ladybird books dropping gendered pronouns due to sjw whining.
Discuss
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Night shift ffread

ITT: Poor that's not out binge drinking etc.

When did you start, when will you finish.

20:30 - 05:30 here.
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r8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FDjsLoFut0

this is fucking horrible

why did we have to adopt the amerifats' black friday bullshit we're like animals
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reminder of this gr8 pic to be saved n' admired. Post good maps
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City faggotry

Sheffield representing. Where are you bongs all from hmm (and don't all get mardy if you're not from ingherlerhnd)
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>PAKIS
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Why are seagulls such arseholes? It seems these city-invading pricks are more and more everywhere with every passing year. Just the other day I saw this big fuck off seagull divebomb and nick a bloke's Greggs, and right now I'm enjoying the dulcet tones of a gang of seagull chavs shrieking at each other.
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/brit/ feels

>tfw all the public transport is shite and overpriced

>fucking northern rail put the prices up again
no more
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So, is this 4/int/'s /brit/ or just britfags fagging it up? There seems to be a dearth of slags, pasty babies and "/brit/ more like /shit/".
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So Scuckland got BTFO again.
Who kekked when Scottish football fans started booing God Save The Queen?

>Those tears
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>sissy brit boys
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PARKLIFE
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What is the best part of England and why is it the south?
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When is the old bat gonna finally croak?
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>tfw you will never live in england
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comfy thread

/brit/ edition

how are you today lads
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Why can't we have a Brit flag anyway?
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>he hasn't heard of the hot new band Ebola.
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oekaki thread
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Lewes (an East Sussex village which always goes mad for bonfire night) is burning an effigy of Alex Salmond.

Scuckland Nats getting BTFO again!
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elonduskfeels

>tfw herts
>tfw only conversation i'll have all day is on irc
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Reminder that /brit/ has a steam group, so come and join if you're interested.

If you want to suggest a game to play just post a comment and we'll see if we can sort out a games night.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britint
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>tf2 chavs are too poor to live in Ibiza forever
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VOTE UKEEP

VOTE UKEEP
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ITT: absolute madmen
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How does it feel, britcucks, to know that we will rape your women, destroy your monuments and built the great caliphate from the ashes of your mothers raped body?

HAHA! I bet it feels terrible HAHA

Go ahead and come at me, britcucks, my GLORIOUS ARMY OF MUHAMMADAN KILLERs will be waiting at /jihad/

ALLAHU AKBAR
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Visit Wales.

It's not really that bad, look you.
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So what's Kent like? Or what was it like in the past? Just found out from 2 DNA tests that ~85% of my DNA comes from around Kent and a bit from across the channel in the Blangerval/Flanders region.
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I don't see Liverpool on here. Waaayyyyy
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alright lads
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ayup anon, did you see the first episode of 'gay boy says no' last night?
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>Be Kent
>Tunbridge Wells is most relevant town
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Let's have a thread about the Scottish referendum and what we regret about the outcome.

For example, when people tell me they are going on holiday abroad, I can't make the joke they are going to Scotland.
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Post /brit/ banners ITT

Other meta shit can go here too
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I PAY HOMAGE TO SCUCKLAND
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/brit/;

We have a problem, people are not eating their sunday lunch and other foods properly.

Post yours, tell others to fuck off with their shit tastes, general britbong food circlejerk thread.

>beef/yorkshire

>roasted potatoes/carrots/leeks/parsnips
>mother fucking boiled cabbage
>implying there is a better meal in the kingdom of god.

Peafags go to hell.
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Calling all Britons on /brit/
How can we get this board going?
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Say that to me face and not online
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Why are you so beta?
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Having a bbq today - what do you recommend I barbeque?

Is there anything you can't/shouldn't bbq?
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Glasgow voted to be Independent, the rest of Scotland agrees it should be

Sign the petition
>https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/make-glasgow-independent-from-scotland
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What killed the other /brit/?

It is now filled with actual /b/ kids, calls for raiding and doxxing, #unilads, banter culture insufferable cunts and shitposting that isn't even funny.

How can we get this /brit/ more active?
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Hampshire is objectively the best county and also the most varied and most important shire county. Why don't you live there?
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Goodbye 4chan

Here is my important message to 4chan
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can someone here give me an introduction to british football? i've never taken an interest in it but i thought i might as well give it a try and see if i like it. are you supposed to follow all the games, or just the ones with your team playing? when is football season? (asking here because /sp/ is shitposting in its purest form)
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This board is shit! SHIT!
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Just ate a Terry's Chocolate Orange
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If there's a West Country and a Black country, then what countries would correspond to other parts of Britain?

Essex - Slag Country
Brighton - Fag Country
Merseyside - Dole Country
East of England - Cousin Country
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>mfw Craven banged Fatcam
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h-hi~
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So? Anyone here from Northamptonshire?

Pic Related
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innit
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So /brit/ - what are your thoughts on military action against IS?
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How do I come to England?

What are general tips for immigration?
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This board has so much potential but no ones posting
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How many here are from 4chan?
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Who /britsabroad/ here? How long have you been outside the UK? Ever planning on moving back?
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oi m8s where you at? are you glad scotland's still a part of the uk?
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>mfw scotcucks didn't vote yes
>mfw labour will now get in power
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Who /wales/ here?
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>brit
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"Oi, go back to weightwatchers you fat fuck!!!!"