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beware the spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)

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3f7ee7  No.1058538

Book lifts the lid on life for Corbyn's first wife that turned into a succession of political demos

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686535/Cold-Tesco-baked-beans-sitting-floor-singing-IRA-songs.html

Mother arrested in front of her children and locked up for seven hours after referring to a transgender woman as a man online https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html

Jailed Al-Qaeda chief receives £800k in legal aid to appeal his conviction

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8393561/al-qaeda-chief-receives-800k-legal-aid/

The Prison Service is to stop many transgender inmates, including sex offenders, serving their sentences in women’s prisons

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/prisons-to-get-transgender-wings-6b2xpr88g

e09ad5  No.1058544

not me, not never


88b108  No.1058547

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>>1058537

I have mixed opinions on accelerationsim, I think it's often understood in the wrong way though. It doesn't mean 'lets vote for increasingly left wing parties'. One of the best definitions of accelerationism is given here.


440da1  No.1058548

File: 98fa707d96e23cb⋯.jpg (286.5 KB, 634x841, 634:841, dishdash bunny.jpg)

>think the Army is going to REALLY regret advertising for snowflakes and wogs this year tbh

'The racism left me wanting to kill myself. I was going to buy a rope'

Black soldier wins record £500,000 in compensation from the MoD for having to play Taliban terrorist in Army training video

>L/Cpl Momonakaya said he was left suicidal through the bullying campaign

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687037/Black-soldier-wins-record-500-000-compensation-MoD-playing-Taliban-training-video.html

>Last night L/Cpl Momonakaya, 40, told The Mail on Sunday he had been left suicidal by a relentless campaign of racist bullying by fellow soldiers from the 2nd Battalion, Duke of Lancaster's Regiment (2 Lancs)

>In one shocking incident in 2011, he and five fellow Fijian soldiers were cast as Taliban fighters for an MoD training video, due to the colour of their skin. A senior officer allegedly told them: 'You guys must be feeling right at home wearing them dishdash [Arab robes] – no one can tell the difference [between] you guys and the Taliban.

>'It wasn't just me – other Commonwealth soldiers in my unit were treated like second-class citizens. It was a disgrace and a stain on the reputation of the British Army.' Legal documents submitted to the High Court reveal the appalling racism suffered by L/Cpl Momonakaya, a father-of-four from Lytham St Annes, Lancashire.

>A senior officer called him a 'black bastard' and compared him to a child's black plastic figurine known as a 'troll doll'.

>L/Cpl Momonakaya said: 'This doll was black and had frizzy hair and a big nose. It was very ugly. The sergeant major said to me, 'Hey Momo, look what we've found you. It's got your nose and hair – it's your twin brother.'

>'When he said this, everyone in the platoon started laughing. Afterwards, he wrote my name on the doll and said it was the platoon's new mascot. He told me I should take the doll with me when I went on a training course outside the regiment.

>'This went way beyond a joke or Army banter. It was very offensive and chipped away at my self-confidence. I went quiet and just stared at him. The sergeant major laughed at me, probably out of embarrassment because he knew he'd gone too far.'

too funny


0e72f8  No.1058549

File: fd80f0a88b1de8f⋯.png (38.26 KB, 171x266, 9:14, land.png)

>>1058547

good lad


3f7ee7  No.1058550

>>1058548

>nignoggolliwog can't handle banter


35d0cb  No.1058551

File: ec4e40681ea814f⋯.jpg (96.65 KB, 620x729, 620:729, 336f3d54f6f96c41d6abfbb99d….jpg)

>tfw getting ready for 2020 cycling


891551  No.1058552

>>1058547

Imagine being so poorly spoken as him.

I can't even discern his point.


35d0cb  No.1058553

>season


199f2d  No.1058554

Can you imagine having a mate telling you he's got something to show you, he's manically excited and he leads you to a bedroom to show you a naked fat black bird?


df2d97  No.1058555

File: 4d13acd3696ffd9⋯.jpg (31.55 KB, 400x600, 2:3, mozza.jpg)

7th for mozza


3f7ee7  No.1058556

File: 006dfdd755fb179⋯.mp4 (13.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, oivdT71ynOjF1pFt.mp4)

>tommeh tommeh apparently about to expose the Beeb


3f7ee7  No.1058557

>>1058554

They'd do that for a windup tbf


83ca86  No.1058558

>>1058547

Accelerationism is like judo. Your goal is to put your opponent off his balance.


440da1  No.1058559

File: 597f1ca8564a3eb⋯.jpg (10.57 KB, 225x300, 3:4, Captain Cook.jpg)

>>1058551

sorted your lycra out yet?


891551  No.1058560

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058558

This. The best example of accelerationism through subversion is that of Bezmenov, who uses that exact phrase in using your own opponent's weight against them.


35d0cb  No.1058561

>>1058559

Won't be doing a Spring Classic until 2020 tbh.

I need to lose 18-28 Kilos.


83ca86  No.1058562

>>1058540

The same is happening on pol. Attempt to get right at a question, with specificity, and people go loudmouthed, and peg the ends of the spectrum, like they're drunk. They'll either say the wall is being built, or that Trump is a zionist whore. Neither is quite true, because he hasn't built the wall, but also a lot of kikes hate him, but you can't have a conversation about this, because they set to braying. And we saw this in the previous /brit/ thread where I attempted to draw a distinction between white genocide and promoting brown immigration. And I certainly was given no chance to expound on the fact that much of the problem stems from the fact that people are basically nice, and that technology has produced a bounty of food and medicine, such that Indians, Africans, and the Chinese, rarely see massive die-offs from famine or disease, anymore. So this problem of "moar brown people = white genocide" has already then been accomplished as inevitable, though the problem previously hid itself in areas people didn't visit. Because of the nature of humanity, to be kind, and science, to preserve life, it's inevitable that we will have to come to some kind of idea of a trans-national and really rootless whiteness, which is a very threatening concept, because it implies adoption of kike principles, or at least overseas Chinese principles, but we face an inevitability, and those groups that stay local will vanish, really overnight (I give it no more than 100 years, and many only 50).


440da1  No.1058563


54d621  No.1058564

File: 2a706feccc4b1e8⋯.jpg (13.11 KB, 441x477, 49:53, 2a706feccc4b1e831d89064269….jpg)

>>1058562

>whites die out because they're the only racial group with any sense of charity


dada8c  No.1058565

File: 73e3b3b0d3a4523⋯.jpg (36.44 KB, 500x811, 500:811, 1d20ac6bf5fa5280f87fd89d14….jpg)

>>1058561

>kilos


35d0cb  No.1058566

File: 73dd69efe46c1d0⋯.png (424.14 KB, 1050x516, 175:86, c728945b7833f3a538af3dcd63….png)

>>1058565

Stones aren't precise enough for getting /fit/.

inb4 use lbs


87696e  No.1058567

>>1058561

how many kilos atm?


88b108  No.1058568

File: f21742eff2c2397⋯.jpg (18.48 KB, 405x270, 3:2, f21742eff2c239700622618973….jpg)

Might buy that new book just for more autistic Corbyn stories tbh.


87696e  No.1058569

File: 3b80b3834a5f5ed⋯.jpg (19.32 KB, 620x413, 620:413, EastEnders-Phil-MItchell-6….jpg)

>when they cast rachael weiss as that minging old yenta Lipstadt and timothy spall as Irving to make him look much uglier and more demonic.


35d0cb  No.1058570

>>1058567

118-117.


0e72f8  No.1058571

>>1058570

so this is the power of keto…


931dd3  No.1058572

File: 45e6b90fc4555fe⋯.jpg (88.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1058569

Big Ian too


35d0cb  No.1058573

File: 5bc98645aca3b4b⋯.png (643.03 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, eacb4243827f615e9411449695….png)

>…

>Implying you have my starting weight from last July


58460a  No.1058574

>>1058569

Irving was in Birmingham yesterday doing a talk


e9158e  No.1058575

>>1058573

>ywn think this is a funny thing to do for your youtube fans

Honestly don't know why I bother continuing to exist.


87696e  No.1058576


a1c5d6  No.1058577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jive streaming about his personal life later lads


740148  No.1058578

File: f9e43fa937232d3⋯.jpg (89.08 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DzCi2TCW0AIQnO7.jpg)


87696e  No.1058579

File: 5e72456172db331⋯.png (226.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 5e72456172db331b462615a3ca….png)

>>1058573

the gut on that lad


0cbe6f  No.1058580

>>1058554

Blackbird swinging in the dead of night

take these chicken wings and learn to fry

all your life, you were only waiting for this moron to arrive.


3f7ee7  No.1058581

>>1058578

How fucking depressed are these people.

>It's not drinking alone if I'm on /brit/


3f7ee7  No.1058582

File: f278254465bc89a⋯.jpg (122.37 KB, 1080x1048, 135:131, IMG_20190210_130949.jpg)

File: 967e284edeecafe⋯.jpg (143.22 KB, 1078x1148, 77:82, IMG_20190210_130955.jpg)

What's the prevailing theme going to be this year.


3f7ee7  No.1058583

>This went way beyond a joke or Army banter. It was very offensive and chipped away at my self-confidence. I went quiet and just stared at him. The sergeant major laughed at me, probably out of embarrassment because he knew he'd gone too far.'

This wog just sounds autistic tbh


87696e  No.1058584

File: d89bfa3e2d82616⋯.jpg (17.92 KB, 281x386, 281:386, Hamlet2.JPG)

>>1058582

>twitterposting

lad why do you do this to us?


dcfcf3  No.1058585

>>1058583

blacks cannot handle the banter


3f7ee7  No.1058586

File: 34cc4f98eff409f⋯.jpg (54.02 KB, 400x388, 100:97, IMG_20190204_135227.jpg)

>>1058584

Being angery is a laff.


09f12c  No.1058587

thats literally a race play fetish account you nonce keep your wanking material to yourself.


58460a  No.1058588

>>1058582

I watched a documentary yesterday about death row. One case had a white family who adopted a sheboon lavae and when she entered her teens she dated a nigger. The nigger was enraged at her upbringing and became jealous (surprise surprise). The boyfriend murdered her white foster parents with a sledgehammer. He got executed on death row.


dcfcf3  No.1058589

>>1058588

never ever relax around blacks


b3ce73  No.1058590

>>1058581

>It's not drinking alone if I'm on /brit/

It isn't tbh


5448a3  No.1058591

>>1058582

saw a white family with two little woglets in tow today

father was actually there as well, looked like a proper African so probably a good lad


58460a  No.1058592

>>1058589

My view was of a moral dilemma. That family was the victim of pure, personal and calculated rage and did not deserve anything like that, even the kids died. At the same time the parents naivety became their downfall and other people suffered.


357f14  No.1058593

File: b3c8695124a74ee⋯.jpg (207.65 KB, 960x941, 960:941, dog hitler.jpg)

>>1058582

>that description

I wonder, based on her skin tone, does she have any tribal connections?


dcfcf3  No.1058594

File: e604d25e76a3803⋯.jpg (29.39 KB, 421x518, 421:518, black retard.jpg)

>>1058592

if any of my relatives adopted a black child I would never stop roasting them for it


dcfcf3  No.1058595

File: bdecfe458deecf5⋯.png (257.05 KB, 2262x1596, 377:266, hitler did nothing wrong.png)

>>1058593

Hitler was a good friend to dogs tbh

that Rise of Evil Film has a scene where he beats a puppy to death in the trenches but the real Hitler was a friend to all of God's innocent creatures


09f12c  No.1058596

>>1058591

a white family? So both parents were white or something?


1bbadc  No.1058597

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that music

Howling


58460a  No.1058598

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5448a3  No.1058599

>>1058595

that scene always seemed so over the top

>>1058596

mother, sister, grandfather, grandmother

where english


dcfcf3  No.1058600

File: 56e9c2cc9a874be⋯.png (431.34 KB, 694x790, 347:395, philip how bad things real….png)

>>1058599

imagine being that grandfather

probably hates his life and wont stop wishing he was back in the 50s


58460a  No.1058601

The moral of the story is simple. Do not ever get involved with blacks in any way shape or form regardless.


1bbadc  No.1058602

>>1058595

>how can we get people to dislike Hitler?

>"uuuh, we can't"

>eh, just show him kicking puppies to death or sommat, that'll do it


fda65f  No.1058603

File: 13c34e770e3b7d7⋯.jpg (231.82 KB, 1284x980, 321:245, Astral Kek.jpg)

>>1058571

This lmao, cook is a fat cunt hoping keto will make him look like Brad Pitt


dcfcf3  No.1058604

>>1058598

what an ape


e45eeb  No.1058605

>>1058599

>that scene always seemed so over the top

That whole movie is over the top. They made him to be some cartoon villain. Remember the scene where he's yelling with cake in his mouth and is spitting crumbs everywhere. Who the fuck does that in real life?


dcfcf3  No.1058606

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>>1058605

FEGELEIN!!!


87696e  No.1058607

>>1058586

I just feel a constant low simmering at the moment.


fda65f  No.1058608

File: 82d399f7b6c2a5a⋯.png (110.17 KB, 306x306, 1:1, disappointed_pepe.png)

>>1058403

>>1058423

>22st talking about eating poo and not cleaning himself

Ah yes, 22st's quality posting has returned


35d0cb  No.1058609

File: 30562dd3b807ca8⋯.png (221.82 KB, 512x618, 256:309, 7b7b43e6bc254ae03c1363ebb7….png)

>mocking people who have lost weight with cardio and a diet


fda65f  No.1058610

File: 3b29e373e76ab98⋯.png (39.53 KB, 512x433, 512:433, pepe coffee 1526260119678.png)

Time for a coffee, lads


b3ce73  No.1058611

File: d38be05c1333e93⋯.jpg (490.2 KB, 1511x2015, 1511:2015, 14389779806.jpg)

>>1058610

Almost finished my first cup


e9158e  No.1058612

>>1058582

This has to be some sort of larp account, right? Chances are it's some scoobydooish bloke behind it.


1bbadc  No.1058613

>>1058609

How much did you weigh at your max?


fda65f  No.1058614

>>1058609

>having to lose a large amount of weight

Stop being a fat boy eating all the cake all the time then you will never get fat smh


fda65f  No.1058615

>>1058611

Good lad

that coon is dead isn't he? Smh


b3ce73  No.1058616

File: 5c1854ff040c680⋯.jpg (19.68 KB, 398x402, 199:201, 1493133986612.jpg)

>tfw lost 4 stone in less than a year without doing keto


dcfcf3  No.1058617

>>1058610

continentals out


fda65f  No.1058618

>>1058616

Tbh, you don't need to be a keto homo


dcfcf3  No.1058619

File: 066d1032ff82a80⋯.jpg (54.69 KB, 599x449, 599:449, tea party.jpg)

>come on anon, your seat is right here!


e9158e  No.1058620

>>1058595

Never seen that film. I'm surprised that such a scene is in a film when it's one of the mainstream memmies that 'even dog lovers and vegans can be evil because Hitler amirite?'.


b3ce73  No.1058621

>>1058615

Nah he is just relaxing


1bbadc  No.1058622

>>1058620

It also shows him raping his niece and having her commit suicide and shit iirc, or that might have been another Hitler film.


fda65f  No.1058623

>>1058619

>captain Cook invites you to a keto tea party.jpg


4dde2b  No.1058624

File: de6f22cab51d7c5⋯.jpg (90.67 KB, 639x1000, 639:1000, 61MxH1V6iZL.jpg)

Just read this tbh lads, you don't need Keto or any other fancy lark to lose weight. You just need need to stop being a poof


e9158e  No.1058625

>>1058602

Is this the film with the hilarious 'hitler reacts to-' bit in it? Or is it the one with robert carlisle?


dcfcf3  No.1058626

>>1058623

SA on the far left


b3ce73  No.1058627

>>1058622

Nah that was the show where he spits cake all over the place while taking about jOOs


1bbadc  No.1058628

>virgin doing keto because "muh weight"

>chad doing keto because you just like bacon

>>1058625

That's downfall or sommat


e45eeb  No.1058629

>>1058625

The one where he whips a dog and spits cake is the Carlisle one. Downfall is the one with Bruno Ganz.


931dd3  No.1058630

File: c41914617648134⋯.webm (329.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Hitler jews cake.webm)

>>1058605

kek that scene is hilarious

>>1058622

doesnt show it but heavily implies


357f14  No.1058631

>>1058602

I suppose it says something that his desire to genocide the slavs isn't enough.


dcfcf3  No.1058632

>>1058630

sorry Hitler mate you've got some crumbs on your lips there


1bbadc  No.1058633

>>1058627

I'm thinking of The Rise of Reddit with the niece stuff, not sure if that's the dog killing one or not


e9158e  No.1058634

>>1058622

>my history teacher once casually told us that hitler was in love with his niece and got her to shit in his mouth

Not making this up. A couple of years earlier I was taught that the nazis made scoobydoos mow football pitches with their teeth (as well as the long since debunked stuff about lampshades and bars of soap). The very same teacher taught us about the ridiculous extremes of anti german propaganda leading up to and during world war 1 smh. Anything goes when you're """assessing"""" the third reich, I guess. Even attempt to understand his motivations and you're guilty of a thought crime.


35d0cb  No.1058635

>>1058613

I don't know, I really don't know. Only started weighing after my jeans got too big for me.


931dd3  No.1058636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

They always give him poo eyes too


e9158e  No.1058637

>>1058633

>the rise of reddit


1bbadc  No.1058638

>>1058634

>my history teacher just spent all her time basically saying how WW2 and Hitler's rise to power was because of the allies after WW1

Based


e45eeb  No.1058639

>>1058634

It says much to the perversions of scoobydoos that they accuse their detractors of some ridiculous shit. Don't forget such classics as the 23cm of wood up my ass, roller coasters into furnaces, and the machines that jack you off non-stop.


e9158e  No.1058640

>>1058638

Oh, we were also taught about clemenceau, the treaty of versailles and crippling debts. It's just, as far as the scoobydoos were concerned, the only reason we were given as a motivation was 'EE WAS AN OMELESS SCRUB OO WAS JELLUS OF THE SUCKSESSFULL JOOS EE SAW ABOUT THE PLACE'.


dcfcf3  No.1058641

>>1058639

imagine Hitler in his bunker eating cake surrounded by plans for masturbation machines cackling madly while stomping on puppies

that is your brain on leftism


e9158e  No.1058642

>>1058638

>>1058640

Oh, and also child abuse. We were taught his parents were abusive, but as far as I'm aware, this is just a bollocks. He had them both commemorated.


e9158e  No.1058643

>>1058636

I think this is because he had dark blue eyes and most footage/photographs of him are black and white (obviously). Also, it feeds into the whole 'STUPID HITLER THOUGHT ONLY BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED PEOPLE WERE HUMAN - BUT HE HAD BLACK HAIR, AND JET BLACK EYES LMAO LOLOLOLOL' line of thought.


1bbadc  No.1058644

>>1058640

Our teacher never really mentioned da jooz, briefly went over how Germans blamed them for ending WW1 and that was it really.


b3ce73  No.1058645

>>1058636

>Hitler has a piss jug

Based


87696e  No.1058646

File: fd63ea25b6bf148⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 351x481, 27:37, 41LLFtVx9sL._SX349_BO1,204….jpg)

>>1058643

>primary school teacher telling the class that only the ones with blue eyes and blonde hair would be allowed to follow Nazism

>"but miss, Hitler had dark hair"

>"Well it just goes to show how stupid he was, doesnt it?"


e9158e  No.1058647

>>1058644

It's ridiculous how squeamish supporters of the official narrative are when it comes to assessing hitler's attitudes towards scoobydoory. We are constantly bombarded with these guilt trips, and we are left in no doubt whatsoever that the scoobydoos were central to hitler's worldview; but the best any goy-historian/teacher will ever give you as a motivation is that he was jealous of a successful (but utterly benign) people, and occasionally they'll mention that he believed in a crazy conspiracy theory called scoobydooish bolshevism. They won't do anything to debunk this supposed conspiracy theory either: they'll just mention it as evidence of how evil and twisted he was, with literally no explanation as to how he was wrong in his characterisation.


dcfcf3  No.1058648

>>1058647

the truth doesnt fear investigation but liars do


e9158e  No.1058649

>>1058646

This is literally as deep as our analysis of the third reich is allowed to go. Historians today are the biggest brainlets going. They exist purely to reinforce the kike narrative.


58460a  No.1058650

>>1058647

When I was being taught history and WW2 at school my teacher was totally flummoxed when one lad asked "Why did Hitler ate da joos?".


35d0cb  No.1058651

Hitler did nothing wrong, but the Germans should have been wiped-out out in 1918. Just for what they did to Russia alone.


e9158e  No.1058652

>>1058650

The answer would undoubtedly have been that he was a homeless scrub who was jealous seeing successful scoobydoos and that he wasn't good enough to get into art college. The fact that, during any analysis of hitler and his regime in any educational establishment, the best piece of primary evidence ever provided by a leader will be left completely untouched (other than to say that he wrote it) is truly telling. Contrast this with the kid's gloves with which communism is treated, and the lengths to which the official narrative goes to paint it as a morally upright endeavour that was driven awry by stalin.


6698e2  No.1058653

File: a88e05367c8a953⋯.jpg (83.93 KB, 850x400, 17:8, based roald.jpg)

>no kindly Roald Dahl teacher to explain scoobydooish perfidy


58460a  No.1058654

>>1058639

Most of that is just scoobydooish fetishisms and projecting. They probably spread rumours of Goebbels turning a scoobydooish cock inside out with a monkey wrench and feeding the torn tissue to a pet panda the Nazis secrectly worshipped in the arctic.


e9158e  No.1058655

>>1058654

Another of the 'big lies' told to school children is that 'the big lie' goebbels spoke of was his own ideology (kek). Like he was so confident that he openly said that he was lying to the german public.


b0c7b0  No.1058656

I've always felt that bit in German history where a bunch of scoobydoos led a Communist revolution that killed thousands of Germans might've had something to do with Hitlers anti-semitism tbh.


e9158e  No.1058657

>killed thousands of germans

Didn't know that tbh. Are you talking about their attempted revolutions just after the war?


fda65f  No.1058658

File: 6084e1e4f2940b1⋯.jpg (60.98 KB, 405x500, 81:100, pepe coffee 1529787133724.jpg)

First coffee of the day under the belt


87696e  No.1058659

>>1058658

going down for no 2 now


58460a  No.1058660

>>1058655

Lel

That's pure grade A++ bullshit. Not even a caveman would be fooled by that.


6698e2  No.1058661

File: d6e1c17d65a76cf⋯.jpg (21.87 KB, 228x225, 76:75, wop pepe.jpg)

on the Spar Italian blend


fda65f  No.1058662

Surprised bollock destruction lad hasn't made a post about muh nazi wank machines tbh


fda65f  No.1058663

>>1058661

Good lad


58460a  No.1058664

>>1058658

>Drinking the decaffeinated Arab.


fda65f  No.1058665

File: 4e718380bed9d2a⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 640x875, 128:175, 1280_ryan_gosling_meets_do….jpg)

Couldn't be bothered with a proper coffee tbh, just the instant this time


fda65f  No.1058666

File: 8084968810dc188⋯.jpg (84.03 KB, 710x473, 710:473, 13-dougie-twin-peaks-coffe….jpg)

>>1058664

>decaffeinated

Lad, no one said they were drinking that gay shit smh


e45eeb  No.1058667

File: 27bb74307b12863⋯.png (368.76 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 260fe5481d9b937870b15e8207….png)

>>1058662

>Eva Braun nie werd mein Eier smaschen


87696e  No.1058668

>>1058667

based und rotpilled


8148ed  No.1058669

Do you think there are any scoobydoos in Valhalla?


fda65f  No.1058670

File: 6dad45d227dd8a2⋯.jpg (101.66 KB, 632x1952, 79:244, big kek pepe.jpg)

>>1058667

Keke, good lad


35d0cb  No.1058671

Six Nations: England vs France

>Kick Off: 15:00

https://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv


b0c7b0  No.1058672


6698e2  No.1058673

File: 60bb059d3a1973b⋯.jpg (94.09 KB, 854x936, 427:468, jewish_viking_by_lord_tric….jpg)


58460a  No.1058674

File: ae78b4bb598bcc0⋯.png (99.64 KB, 500x441, 500:441, tranelated-b-memritv-no-ma….png)

>Oy vey, I got turned into a bar of soap

Which is ironic considering their personal hygiene is piss poor.


fda65f  No.1058675

File: 360ebc4199240b8⋯.jpg (25.24 KB, 399x322, 57:46, tuxedo cringe pepe 1531456….jpg)

>>1058671

>watching rugby with a fat failed deano


37eddf  No.1058676

>>1058552

the writing of the neoreactionaries is terrible too and goes off on a load of unresolved tangents. of course, they defend it by saying it's just too high IQ for you.


fda65f  No.1058677

>>1058674

>those scoobydoos thrown off a plane for stinking

Kek


b0c7b0  No.1058678

>>1058676

t. low IQ brainlet who can't understand Turbotechno-biohorror post-punk Fascism


58460a  No.1058679

>>1058677

Lel. Fuck 'em


16caeb  No.1058680

>>1058599

>that scene always seemed so over the top

Said it before, hollywood is desperate to make bad guys as unrelatable as possible so they go overboard.


35d0cb  No.1058681

>coffee posting

That's already gay enough tbh.


37eddf  No.1058682

look who's back is the best hitler film tbh


357f14  No.1058683

>>1058547

>umm err it *tch* it err capital is err *tch* abstract concrete errr

What an abuse of the medium of video.


8148ed  No.1058684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058682

It was great and hilarious. Same with Hitler: The rise of evil


8148ed  No.1058685

both films has him beating a dog keke


8148ed  No.1058686

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no 12 year old autistic son who is into politics


71a2ab  No.1058687

have i missed somthing, have we got a new hitler film coming out lads???


87696e  No.1058688

>>1058686

this lad should be playing football


6698e2  No.1058689

File: a42e3fc764968ca⋯.jpg (81.42 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, begbievest.jpg)

>>1058684

>Mark ye need tae let us in

>These scoobydoo cunts are sayin ah've done a genocide

>It's a fucking replica gas chamber Mark

>How can ye commit fuckin genocide wi a replica gas chamber eh?


35d0cb  No.1058690

File: 701556701c25953⋯.png (134.23 KB, 489x343, 489:343, Cracker Albie.png)

>>1058689

>that episode of Cracker


37eddf  No.1058691

File: 456b3505ee77f81⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 573x391, 573:391, lampoon.jpg)

>>1058686

>ancaps

>people who believe that rights actually exist

>the autismal spectrum disorder

>people who pick fights with bigger channels in the hope they get a response and a view boost


88b108  No.1058692

>>1058686

>Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad has raised a zoomer generation of individualists who will now rip him apart

Pottery.


35d0cb  No.1058693

File: 382af9c308378bb⋯.webm (664.84 KB, 904x500, 226:125, No.webm)

>French national anthem


09f12c  No.1058694

it is mental how graham linehans twitter feed is just anti tranny stuff


16caeb  No.1058695

>>1058685

d e s p e r a t e


67e3c9  No.1058696

First minute and England has already got a try.


35d0cb  No.1058697

File: aea78736b70e9a5⋯.jpg (32.34 KB, 480x480, 1:1, a76a5d790e4d47b7ec3c4bea8f….jpg)

>Nigel Owens is the ref


b0c7b0  No.1058698

File: 003d08279ba1f2c⋯.jpg (427.16 KB, 890x1200, 89:120, 003d08279ba1f2cd5a5c3a8262….jpg)

>>1058685

Such a weird thing to add considering tbh, could've just had him beating up a scoobydooish child or something that wasn't as out of character.


67e3c9  No.1058699

>>1058590

Yes it is.


58460a  No.1058700

>>1058698

Or seeing him getting swole on a multigym built out of the flash and bones of scoobydooish women and children.


67e3c9  No.1058701

File: ad7b5a90642da2c⋯.webm (2.91 MB, 192x360, 8:15, Based wop vs gypsy bin di….webm)

=


199f2d  No.1058702

>>1058694

Can't work him out tbqh


35d0cb  No.1058703

File: ebf2f28ccfaa281⋯.jpg (108.87 KB, 679x730, 679:730, 0f0f80b58f05db3596e3776c54….jpg)

>>1058701

>those esoteric cursed gypsy jutsu


58460a  No.1058704

>>1058701

Would love to her her crushed in the bin lorry.


b0c7b0  No.1058705

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This been posted yet?


67e3c9  No.1058706

>>1058705

Yeah by SA.


fda65f  No.1058707

>>1058705

DAVID DAVIS HAS RESIGNED FOR THE 6TH TIME TODAY


fda65f  No.1058708

>>1058694

He got bullied by the police because a tranny complained tbh, he's mad


58460a  No.1058709

>>1058705

For a second world shithole that was quite impressive. Much better than that retarded blimp.


b0c7b0  No.1058710

>>1058707

Hey now I did ask if it was posted


09f12c  No.1058711


a1c5d6  No.1058712

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058686

Reminder that this actually happened


35d0cb  No.1058714

File: 3e94f88246a5e09⋯.jpg (117.13 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 3e94f88246a5e09788f041cb82….jpg)

>21-3


fda65f  No.1058715

File: 81b3b2cb7590637⋯.jpg (47.42 KB, 300x230, 30:23, what-im-not-fat-margaret-b….jpg)

>that episode of Only Fools and Horses when Rodney dreams about noncing local schoolgirls in a nuclear Holocaust scenario


8148ed  No.1058716

>>1058712

how unpleasant


09f12c  No.1058717


16fac6  No.1058718

>>1058562

fuck off back to /pol/ m8


199f2d  No.1058719


67e3c9  No.1058720

>>1058715

Series and Ep number?


a1c5d6  No.1058721

reminder that /brit/ in an IMPERIAL SYSTEM board that ONLY uses OUR TRADITIONAL WEIGHTS AND MEASURES

ALL PRICES MUST BE POSTED IN £SP


16fac6  No.1058722

>>1058712

>little girl cussing like a grown man

would box her ear if she talked like that as my kid


67e3c9  No.1058723

>>1058722

>10 year old with recording gear and a youtube channel

What the fuck is going on?


d3eb0e  No.1058724

>>1058721

Honestly, feet are such an intuitive unit of measurement.


16fac6  No.1058725

>>1058723

the parents are trying use her as a narcissism device because she can repeat witticisms


199f2d  No.1058726

>>1058723

The future, spigot.


67e3c9  No.1058727

Why aren't kids kids anymore, why is everyone in a rush to grow up to toilhood, what's wrong with going outside and playing with your friends and being young and naive and innocent?


58460a  No.1058728

>>1058727

It's safer to stay indoors nowadays.


88b108  No.1058729

SWING LOW

SWEET CHARIOT


35d0cb  No.1058730

File: c8193ca83c8594b⋯.jpg (136.29 KB, 1164x954, 194:159, c8193ca83c8594b313f4019077….jpg)

>30-8 in 40

It's going to be a English Grand Slam year isn't.


fda65f  No.1058731

>>1058720

>>1058717

S01E06, the episode in the nuclear bunker. Rodney and Del think about what they would do in the event of nuclear Holocaust


67e3c9  No.1058732

>>1058728

Yeah at least in desolate 70's Britain there weren't nearly as many Pakis and the kids had rubble piles and abandoned factory units to play on and in.


a1c5d6  No.1058733

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058722

I don't know how she's still on YouTube tbh


67e3c9  No.1058734

>>1058730

That half nip coach has really done wonders for the team.


58460a  No.1058735

>>1058732

It was perfect and a great learning experience.


a1c5d6  No.1058736

>>1058730

Is this from In Bruges?


6698e2  No.1058737

>>1058731

they also make a joke about pakis in that episode


67e3c9  No.1058738


fda65f  No.1058739

File: e45d1d19bcd8b6e⋯.png (161.27 KB, 483x470, 483:470, glassespepe.png)

>>1058712

>there are 10 year old e-celeb wars too


16caeb  No.1058740

Labour’s no-deal Brexit ambush

>Labour is planning to seize control of the Brexit negotiations by forcing Theresa May to put her deal to a second decisive vote before the end of the month.

>In an interview with The Sunday Times, Sir Keir Starmer, the shadow Brexit secretary, reveals that Labour will try to stop a no-deal exit with an amendment that will compel the prime minister to hold another “meaningful vote” before February 26.

>The move is an attempt to stop May delaying the vote until after the European Council summit on March 21 — only eight days before the UK is due to leave the EU

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-s-no-deal-brexit-ambush-3br3slght


a1c5d6  No.1058741

>>1058740

What are the odds of a well 'ard brexit?


357f14  No.1058742

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, upset welshfrog.png)

>>1058730

Yes

>>1058727

Take the schoolpill.


199f2d  No.1058743

>>1058739

>Nanodebates, son

>They troll the libtards epic style


58460a  No.1058744

>>1058741

>>1058740

Reckon they'll extend A50


67e3c9  No.1058745

File: 3e624c985524b96⋯.jpg (23.34 KB, 226x259, 226:259, 3e624c985524b960e38496b665….jpg)

>tfw my mum was saying Rachel Reilly was supporting the splitting of the Labour vote because she was a scoobydoo


16caeb  No.1058746

>>1058741

Gov't has done their utmost to water it down and it hasn't worked


a1c5d6  No.1058747

File: 02f3f937a709758⋯.jpg (48.74 KB, 655x527, 655:527, glassespepe.jpg)

>>1058745

Holy fuck she actually is scoobydooish


67e3c9  No.1058748

>>1058745

>was

is


357f14  No.1058749

>>1058740

Why brexit? Let it spill over into the Commons and the Lords, let the protesters pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to remain.


67e3c9  No.1058750

>>1058744

I guess it gives Nige enough time to get another single issue party off the ground.


d3eb0e  No.1058751

>>1058732

Sometimes I wish that this were a less-developed country so that there'd be more unsecured, abandoned sites to do urbex in tbh.


87696e  No.1058752

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058749

based and deus ex pilled


37eddf  No.1058753

>>1058715

>that episode of Red Dwarf where they are marooned on an ice planet and have to burn stuff to keep warm

>they burn all of the book Lolita except for one page


a1c5d6  No.1058754

>>1058750

It also gives the media enough time to tell the normie that the gates of hell are about to open


58460a  No.1058755

>>1058750

Has he got the funding for it?


16caeb  No.1058756


35d0cb  No.1058757

File: 312c9b05268dfef⋯.webm (762.24 KB, 572x320, 143:80, 312c9b05268dfefc4f8728eba….webm)

>those Royal Marine and Royal Navy ads compared with the army's gay shit


67e3c9  No.1058758

>>1058753

You wouldn't get away with that these days.

>>1058755

Last I heard he got it through the electoral commission.


a1c5d6  No.1058759

>>1058755

last i heard he was absolutely bankrupt and his wife was leaving him


67e3c9  No.1058760

>>1058756

>SA the closeted, patron saint of lamppost decorating and establishing trappist monasteries.


16fac6  No.1058761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


94db6e  No.1058762

>Sunday lunch with family just now

>17 year old younger brother and his girlfriend are there

>they both start talking about how they're going on "strike" against school next Friday

>there's going to be a massive countrywide walkout because of global warming

>mum, dad and I start lauging

>dad asks how this will effect anything

>"That's fucking insulting dad. You know this is the only way us young people can get our voices heard, because what's the point in school is governments won't even listen to us."

He needs a fucking slap round the head tbh

If little twats gave half a shit about the environment they'd exclusively eat British food and buy British products.

Apparently schoolkids are going to go to a protest, but I guarantee they won't. He'll just smoke more marijuana in his fucking room all day while I'm working at sea so kids like him can get their stupid fucking Chinese products and exotic fruits while they whine about global warming. What on Earth are these children learning in school.


16caeb  No.1058763

File: e3690fb8aa16ee2⋯.jpg (113.73 KB, 1111x717, 1111:717, IMG_20190210_161536.jpg)

[norf_power_intensifies]


35d0cb  No.1058764

HEADLOCK


0cbe6f  No.1058765

>>1058762

Dabbing stabbing and pussy grabbing


58460a  No.1058766

>>1058762

Even the adults are clueless and hypocritical. The school kids are in that 'parroting' phase of their life without any critical thinking of their own and this protest makes them feel important. Also it's a crafty way to erode away any childhood by them getting involved in politics. (((They))) know what they're doing


16fac6  No.1058767

>>1058762

zoomers are the autism generation. when I was in high school everyone just focused on trying to be cool like eminem or skating or being a goth. now these fags are all into mass bullshit pysops


16caeb  No.1058768

>>1058762

>He needs a fucking slap round the head tbh

THEN FUCKING DO IT


16fac6  No.1058769

File: 58d5168cb8acb7a⋯.jpg (127.18 KB, 667x423, 667:423, 2631caa11f46729965229593ae….jpg)


16caeb  No.1058770

if you've a male zoomer relative, hit them

if you've a female zoomer relative, drink some stella and hit them


35d0cb  No.1058771

>>1058766

Critical thinking is the only a-level not accepted by UCAS off the top of my head, really makes you come to a logical conclusion.


891551  No.1058772

>>1058762

There is literally nothing wrong with striking, the only problem is the shit reason for doing so.


a1c5d6  No.1058773

>>1058770

what age is the cutoff for zoomerism?

am 19


16caeb  No.1058774

>>1058771

Wait that's a qualification?


f14b57  No.1058775

>brap posting at twenty past four on a sunday


16fac6  No.1058776

>>1058773

zoomer


16caeb  No.1058777

>>1058773

yer a zoomer mate, gonna hit you tbh


16fac6  No.1058778

last of gen Y is like 23-24 now


67e3c9  No.1058779

>>1058770

I don't think stella is a legal defense anymore.


35d0cb  No.1058780

>>1058774

Yes, but Unis don't accept Critical Thinking.


67e3c9  No.1058781

>>1058778

I thought they'd be 25-26 now.


16caeb  No.1058782

File: c06b500e9f4b82f⋯.png (11.51 KB, 179x155, 179:155, t (15).png)

>>1058775

>at 4:20

brapposting is codeword for weedsmoking


16fac6  No.1058783

File: ad035a916496497⋯.jpg (13.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 318889788c274cc063c2c50b4a….jpg)

>tfw now the faggy hard talking zoomers of 2015-2016 get to get everything blamed on them and know how it feels to try to enter the job market during a recession

get fucked faggots


09f12c  No.1058784

zommer cut off is 1996


16fac6  No.1058785

>>1058781

fair enough


09f12c  No.1058786

File: ceb1627310bb944⋯.jpg (42.77 KB, 1024x521, 1024:521, 1534829780118.jpg)

zoomers are the white races last hope


94db6e  No.1058787

>>1058767

>>1058766

It makes perfect sense from a scoobydooish standpoint.

Make little teenage girls into whores, make the boys into effeminate political cucks and artificially raise the """"awareness"""" of younger audiences until they can be dragooned into voting for your progressive politics just like in Scotland. It'll happen in America with the Democrats and it'll happen here with Labour.

>>1058772

It's an industrial action.

What the fuck does anyone lose from Children refusing to attend school for a day? Imagine if the original industrial workers of the 19th century were told one day their great great grandchildren would be "strkining" against their free state provided schooling.


58460a  No.1058788

>>1058771

Glad I stayed away from uni. The education system is run by clowns and wankers.


16fac6  No.1058789

>>1058787

tbh they have been doing this to the youth since 1966 m8


67e3c9  No.1058790

>>1058785

Yeah I sort of just sit on the cusp really.


fda65f  No.1058791

File: 1d4cc8ef5dec9aa⋯.gif (360.76 KB, 931x682, 931:682, floss.gif)


16fac6  No.1058792

>>1058790

my normie brother does as well


8148ed  No.1058793

lowering the voting age has already been suggested tbh


fda65f  No.1058794

File: fc5c8dc3da58042⋯.png (351.02 KB, 644x996, 161:249, zoomer.png)

*gets a win on fortnite*


09f12c  No.1058795

File: d7695e3fa87692a⋯.jpg (166 KB, 1200x799, 1200:799, anti antifa tank division.jpg)

step aside boomer its our turn


6698e2  No.1058796

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*takes acid and votes for Nixon anyway*


67e3c9  No.1058797

>>1058792

Is that the one with the truck he can't afford?


8148ed  No.1058798

>brother starts doing the zoomer dance and everyone gives him real life (You)s for it


58460a  No.1058799

>>1058787

My thoughts exactly, and I can see this becoming mainstream.


fda65f  No.1058800

>>1058795

Fucking hell, absolute unit of a lad there


a1c5d6  No.1058801

>>1058795

cor blimey it's like the FACKIN death star


fda65f  No.1058802

>>1058798

Kill him lad in fortnite


16fac6  No.1058803

>>1058795

I was like that age when occupy wall street started but that protest wasn't half as autistic as magapede bullcrap


58460a  No.1058804

File: 933555267eb113d⋯.jpg (41.95 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 650full-the-young-ones-scr….jpg)


fda65f  No.1058805

File: d0f868f5f1f3251⋯.jpg (82.66 KB, 443x455, 443:455, repent zoomer.jpg)


16fac6  No.1058806

>>1058797

yeah he got a sedan though, chevy impala with a sport engine. like a midwest version of a deano.


67e3c9  No.1058807

>>1058806

I think the lower middle classes are just targeted purposefully for the credit scam tbh. Like low grade battery farmed cattle.


94db6e  No.1058808

>>1058806

How was the polar vortex lad? Did your pipes get fucked?


e9158e  No.1058809

>it's an england winning comfortably episode

The French have been terrible tbh. Still think England will beat us smh.


67e3c9  No.1058810

>>1058809

We beat Ireland comfortably as well.


16fac6  No.1058811

>>1058808

it was mostly just media hype only people who are not from here get effected. everytime the news puts out the alert all the midwest mummies go to the store and buy a weeks worth of milk and eggs and bread almost unconsciously to prepare. only wogs don't. canadians moms do this as well


16fac6  No.1058812

>>1058807

and the middle classes get targeted via the uni debt farm


d3eb0e  No.1058813

I rarely see any blacks at war museums, tbh lads


16caeb  No.1058814

>>1058809

>us

HON HON HON MON AMI, YOUR FROG BREAD WON'T SAVE YOU NOW


67e3c9  No.1058815

>>1058811

That sounds comfy.


58460a  No.1058816


09f12c  No.1058817


16fac6  No.1058818

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

67e3c9  No.1058819

>>1058812

and mortgages but I think the lower middle class in this country get hit with the really dodgy credit shit because they're the people most likely to be unable to buy a sofa or a car outright but be able to afford monthly payments.


35d0cb  No.1058820

>>1058813

Nor in the countryside, hiking and camping. Almost as if deep down they have no connection the land and how it works in order to survive.


d3eb0e  No.1058821

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1058820

>tfw you spend the collapse getting /comfy/ in the countryside knowing you can one day visit the depopulated cities to do some post-apocalyptic urbex


16caeb  No.1058822

>>1058813

> rarely see any blacks at museums

ftfy

They do not give a monkeys about anything before them


e45eeb  No.1058823

File: 01b4131b9cca47f⋯.png (26.98 KB, 640x329, 640:329, 3af336eb0fbcd68bd18fc152bb….png)

>Go on Herts Police twitter account

>every reply to their tweets is people roasting them over this


67e3c9  No.1058824

Might go and try playing some more Stellaris


58460a  No.1058825

>>1058820

Wogs of all backgrounds can only survive in areas where there is commerce, credit and opportunity.


8148ed  No.1058826

File: 3c330bbf6f61ee2⋯.png (710.83 KB, 1064x466, 532:233, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1058823

Which of them is the tranny?


16caeb  No.1058827

>>1058823

Every police tweet is similar, they seriously need to get off of social media and do their fucking jobs instead.

>>1058824

How about playing some gym lad.


67e3c9  No.1058828

>>1058826

Right?


58460a  No.1058829

>>1058823

Got a link lad?


37eddf  No.1058830

there's got to be a list with everyone trained under common purpose somewhere


e45eeb  No.1058831

>>1058829

For which? Police twitter or the news item?


67e3c9  No.1058832

>>1058827

>some gym lad.

I think I'll compromise and do some curls with a dumb bell while playing stellaris.


8148ed  No.1058833

>>1058828

You're gay now


16caeb  No.1058834

Does the fuzz not remember the backlash from when they tried to take children from their parents because they voted for UKIP? All it did was slander them and draw more attention to UKIP


16caeb  No.1058835

File: 1d0982c13e0cae8⋯.jpg (39.21 KB, 410x408, 205:204, 1435960219455.jpg)

>>1058832

Better than nothing mate.


67e3c9  No.1058836


58460a  No.1058837

>>1058831

Twitter


d3eb0e  No.1058838

File: e41baab576d640c⋯.png (455.77 KB, 596x768, 149:192, EUIV DLC.png)

Bit skeptical about the future of GSGs tbh


67e3c9  No.1058839

>>1058838

I'm glad I don't pay.


e45eeb  No.1058840

>>1058837

https://twitter.com/HertsPolice

Just look at any of their recent tweets. Each one has replies trolling them over the incident.


58460a  No.1058841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>niggers in the countryside


58460a  No.1058842

File: 7fd35198cb3b544⋯.jpg (59.24 KB, 473x664, 473:664, 8e5ed57c604d29417e3487f53d….jpg)

>>1058840

Cheers lad


16caeb  No.1058843

>>1058840

>>1058842

Every single pig account is like this


88b108  No.1058844

File: 9b9f96ea4c7a460⋯.jpg (34.49 KB, 249x249, 1:1, a61d1ba5434b4e1e4d9276225f….jpg)

Imagine unironically being French


58460a  No.1058845

>>1058840

>>1058843

Lel

Looking at a tweet about a sheboon going missing and everyone is on about chicks with dicks.


16fac6  No.1058846

File: 9ed632db9302517⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 460x460, 1:1, 9ed632db9302517f59f86e1eb0….jpg)


e45eeb  No.1058847

File: 9977804fce7769b⋯.png (79.28 KB, 640x822, 320:411, Screenshot_2019-02-10 Fate….png)

>'literally proved'

>hasn't provided a single piece of evidence

Imagine being this retarded


16caeb  No.1058848

File: e7d06029b76e649⋯.gif (1022.49 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1490300832892.gif)

>>1058845

And the police plans on arresting every single one.

Absolute fucking joke.


fda65f  No.1058849

>>1058822

>They do not give a monkeys about anything before them

Goes for whites too tbf


d3eb0e  No.1058850

>>1058847

Really glad our enemies are this blatantly retarded tbh.


5448a3  No.1058851

have any of you lads actually met a policeman who was not on duty?


6698e2  No.1058852

>>1058851

no but I once met a volunteer lifeboatman


d3eb0e  No.1058853

>>1058849

Progressivism makes eras expire like milk. Every past period gets discarded or rewritten for failing to meet ever-moving modern standards.


58460a  No.1058854

>>1058851

They're never off duty tbh


87696e  No.1058855

>>1058851

friend of a friend. He's noncing a 16 yr old in his thirties and drink drives all the time.


94db6e  No.1058856

>>1058852

You mean RNLI?


d3eb0e  No.1058857

>>1058855

Sounds about right.


b0c7b0  No.1058858

met a fireman once


d26c60  No.1058859

>>1058582

either /pol/ack or 40 year old scoobydoo tbh


67e3c9  No.1058860

>>1058850

Yeah they shouldn't question the shallow graves we'll have them digging until they hear the gun being cocked.


d26c60  No.1058861

>>1058599

>that scene was OTT

lad the whole film was totally memitic


88b108  No.1058862

>>1058851

I've know a couple including family members inb4 spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) and they're generally nice people even if they're totally braindead when it comes to politics. The one worked in some heavily muslim populated areas and gave me some info about the lengths of cover ups going on in areas like that.


67e3c9  No.1058863

>>1058857

Fucking masons.


58460a  No.1058864

>>1058862

Let me guess, was it Alum Rock?


67e3c9  No.1058865

>>1058862

They're tight, that's all I've learned in my interacts with off duty police, I've also been told there's no such thing.


d3eb0e  No.1058866

>>1058860

That's how these useful idiots behaved during communism. And on the subject of communism…

>>1058862

When this whole political nightmare is over, people are going to wonder how it was ever possible that people simply went along with it. The shift cover-ups of rape gangs really resemble the Eastern Bloc cover-ups of food shortages and so on.


5448a3  No.1058867

>>1058862

lad i knew had pretty similar thought patterns to me but where i keep my power level hidden he would not

he was a bit of a spaz though had a problem with this guy at work for no reason and kept making a big deal out of nothing, the guy didn't even antagonise him

eventually he quit


5448a3  No.1058868

>>1058861

tbh apart from that it made him likeable

tfw always have more connection to the "bad guys " in movies. maybe im just an edgelord


b0c7b0  No.1058869

File: ee96194c53b9c39⋯.jpg (122.35 KB, 1107x1107, 1:1, ee96194c53b9c39c7a286f1a11….jpg)

>>1058866

The real memi would be using the massive surveillance state to track down and find the pro-immigration people and put them on trial for every single crime committed by migrants.


58460a  No.1058870

>>1058867

Should've just took the piss out of him in front of his face. I have the same problem with some old cunt at my place. Made him looked like a twat in front of my gaffer at the pub once. My gaffer keeled over in laughter.


d3eb0e  No.1058871

>>1058868

A lot of villains are graver, more sincere, and manlier than the "quirky" protags, tbh. So it makes those villains come off as cooler. Also, they often have better aesthetics, because they're so often based on the Nazis.


6698e2  No.1058872

>>1058856

no his methods were too extreme for the RNLI and he was kicked out


5448a3  No.1058873

>>1058871

always thought Pocahontas was a dumb fuck for leaving her manly tribe guy and going off with john smith


0cbe6f  No.1058874

>>1058732

got the t-shirt. we used to play Planet of the Apes on building sites.


ea6819  No.1058875

>>1058849

Debatable, I've heard plenty of lads proud of what their dad or grandad or greatgrandad has done


9a5707  No.1058876

>>1058851

Two complete strangers in the past 12 months who told me within 10 minutes of meeting them. A bit like noob squaddies in that respect.


ea6819  No.1058877

>>1058732

>>1058728

When my grandfather was young him and his mates found a bullet in the bombed ruins of London, put together a pipe and plank to fire it, shot the bugger, and ran off before they got in trouble.


0cbe6f  No.1058878

>>1058822

or what they leave behind. I think sociologists call it 'present time orientation' a name they used to explain working class indifference to ambition iirc


ea6819  No.1058879

>>1058878

>working class indifference to ambition iirc

I can only speak for myself as evidence but that's bollocks tbh


94db6e  No.1058880

>>1058879

Chavs tbh lad. Calling them working class is a bit of a misnomer considering they do no work.


b0c7b0  No.1058881

>>1058880

Chavs are underclass


58460a  No.1058882

>>1058877

Used to put bangers in a jam jar and chuck it up in the air. If timed right it makes the perfect grenade as the glass would shatter all over the shop. Not long after the govt banned them.


9a5707  No.1058883

>>1058878

It's called time preference. Someone with high time preference will choose a short term gain over a long term gain even if they'd get more by being patient; the degree to which the "patient" option has to be cranked up before they switch is used as a measure. Here's a study that measures it for different nations, with a graph near the end:

https://brage.bibsys.no/xmlui/bitstream/handle/11250/164165/1/dpfor2011-18.pdf

Stereotypically "autistic" nations like the nordics, orientals etc. are at the top, we're fairly high up, Nigeria is at the bottom. Sort of what you'd expect. It also goes into the factors and types of cultures that promote high versus low time preference.


e9158e  No.1058884

>>1058814

Welsh, you clown. Was pretty obvious from my post that I'm not French.


9a5707  No.1058885

>>1058883

Quick correction: Japan and South Korea score better than us; others like China, Thailand, Vietnam etc. are middle or low-middle.


d3eb0e  No.1058886

>>1058883

Interesting stuff. Thanks.


9a5707  No.1058887

>>1058883

Oh, and when I say "at the top", I mean they have the *lowest* time preference. It's easy to confuse them because usually higher is better, you just have to remember that they have a high preference for things that are close in time.


94db6e  No.1058888

>>1058883

Russia's way at the bottom. Your brain on 70 years of marxism..


67e3c9  No.1058889

>>1058888

It doesn't help when you don't know when you're going to get your next meal.


9a5707  No.1058890

>>1058888

Time preference goes up in times of great uncertainty because future rewards seem less likely to be fulfilled, so it might be related to their recent history of corruption and mafia involvement and political turmoil.


0cbe6f  No.1058891

File: 4e0dd4730bb172a⋯.png (30.57 KB, 862x291, 862:291, beeeeeb.PNG)


b0c7b0  No.1058892

>>1058888

Slavs are just kinda like that tbh


d3eb0e  No.1058893

>>1058892

An unusual people tbh. Their countries can be almost Africa-tier, but they can also make space rockets and literary masterpieces.


35d0cb  No.1058894

>>1058893

Except Roadside Picnic all of Russia's great work has been written before 1917 or by Russian communities outside of Russia.


891551  No.1058895

>>1058891

and it's beautiful


d3eb0e  No.1058896

>>1058894

Mystery Inc. rule means cultural strangulation, I guess.


9a5707  No.1058897

>>1058894

So it's more a consequence of events of the last century, rather than something intrinsically slavic (otherwise it makes no sense that they're beneath Angola, average IQ of 68)


88b108  No.1058898

>>1058894

Stalker was also a great movie, but it's pretty anti-Soviet so you can't really attribute it to their system.


d26c60  No.1058899


e9158e  No.1058900

>>1058891

Robinson's right about the elitism of effete liberals, but he's wrong (and probably knows he is) to say that bloke was calling working class people cannibals. He was merely pointing out that there are so few working class white men on the beeb that it's a complete novelty (like having a cannibal or an alien from outer space).


71a2ab  No.1058901


891551  No.1058902

>>1058900

>Trusting a Yid to be intellectually honest

Lad…


52d805  No.1058903

>>1058894

Solzhenitsyn, Grossman, Bulgakov and yes I know they're all anti soviet


87696e  No.1058904

>>1058891

tommeh is actually retarded this is 100% self-defeating


c72859  No.1058905


b0c7b0  No.1058906

>>1058894

USSR was pretty censorship happy tbh.


35d0cb  No.1058907

>>1058903

>Solzhenitsyn

The Russian community in France.

>(((Grossman)))

>Bulgakov

Dead before being published with heavy censorship during the Khrushchev era.


71a2ab  No.1058908


87696e  No.1058909

>>1058905

anyone with an IQ above room temperature would have pounced on the the beeb for making the admission that a substantial section of the population is under-represented. Instead he set up a strawman which he gave credence to with his own idiocy.

the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) are fucking morons


8148ed  No.1058910

can somebody give me the quick rundown on the controversy of Nietzsche and his sister? Something about she editing his works.


52d805  No.1058911

File: 9f8b96f269afd97⋯.png (744.72 KB, 634x404, 317:202, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1058907

Bulgakow was still writing while there though, and you said writing, not publishing


94db6e  No.1058912

File: fb4b14b0b401a90⋯.png (115.58 KB, 400x296, 50:37, ClipboardImage.png)

What do you lads think about pic related?

Would you vote for it if Nige joined?

I'm still going to vote UKIP tbh


87696e  No.1058913

>>1058910

all I know is that his sister was an anti-semite and edited some of his notebooks to make him appear as one as well.


110129  No.1058914

>>1058538

>MFW 4chan Brit/pol/ is literally just 3 Trip fags screaming at each other and the walls around them

The fucking State of 4chan. 125+ posts from the three of them out of 250 posts.

>>1058912

Think I'll vote SDP, UKIP or the Nige party as long as it advocates for decent gun laws.


8904aa  No.1058915


58460a  No.1058916

File: 119c106e4bc9f64⋯.gif (834.84 KB, 245x209, 245:209, boom 1.gif)

>>1058891

>Big beeb cunt is a classist, elitist

What a revelation


b0c7b0  No.1058917

>>1058912

It's ran by Nige and "no".


87696e  No.1058918

spoiling the ballot from now on unless there's a local independent. Every party is totally compromised to the scoobies.


35d0cb  No.1058919

>>1058911

Thought using Roadside Picnic as an example of the few good published Soviet works would imply that tbh.


e45eeb  No.1058920

File: b917907db46750b⋯.jpg (63 KB, 740x960, 37:48, b917907db46750b5ca633277ce….jpg)

>having to choose between the e-celeb party and the boomer party for alternatives to Lab-Con


9a5707  No.1058921

>>1058910

It only applies to one book, "The Will to Power" I think, which was a posthumous collection of notes published in the Nazi era and edited by his sister.

It's not that popular a book anyway and it doesn't apply to his other stuff, which was published during his lifetime and she wasn't involved


b0c7b0  No.1058922

hot glue your ballot


87696e  No.1058923

>>1058920

>not just blowing up the polling station in minecraft


35d0cb  No.1058924

File: cb2822622509e7e⋯.png (85.93 KB, 315x346, 315:346, bb03719aeb68c4a8d622e3014b….png)

>hot glue your ballot


8148ed  No.1058925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Steiner gf


d26c60  No.1058926


52d805  No.1058927

>>1058919

smh I guess


d26c60  No.1058928

>>1058925

imagine the autism


110129  No.1058929

>>1058925

>MFW no Kathrina to Reload my Ammo

AAAAAAAAH


b0c7b0  No.1058930

>>1058925

>she was in the Army

RIP


d26c60  No.1058931

>>1058930

RIP her hymen


35d0cb  No.1058932

>>1058931

RIP all her holes.


d240ac  No.1058933

>>1058714

le nice feet girl


35d0cb  No.1058934

At the same time.


35d0cb  No.1058935

>(1)


09f12c  No.1058936

why the fuck isnt venezuela a civil war yet


e45eeb  No.1058937

>>1058931

RIP her angus


35d0cb  No.1058938

>>1058936

Why hasn't France?


09f12c  No.1058939

is maduro still president? Like wtfs going on over there.


58460a  No.1058940

>>1058938

Bread & circus

>>1058936

Revolutionaries need feeding and also a lot of them ran away to brazil, columbia, mehico, etc.


dada8c  No.1058941

File: 722bcacc0a3e017⋯.jpg (315.92 KB, 1242x1878, 207:313, doubt.jpg)

>>1058926

>forced to do their ablutions outside

>forced


e9158e  No.1058942

>>1058920

>mfw it's been a millennium since people in telegraph comments sections referred to the established parties as 'the liblabcon'


0cbe6f  No.1058943

File: fcf7a79694088cc⋯.png (1.18 MB, 574x753, 574:753, Capture.PNG)

Germans are weird tbh. how did we let them take control again?


d240ac  No.1058944

Steiner, did you still have to toil during the polar vortex?


e09ad5  No.1058945

national socialism


e16854  No.1058946

>European culture offended him. He stood in Vienna’s Ringstrasse – said by many to be the most beautiful boulevard in the world – and pronounced it ‘capitalist’.

>He walked past all the museums and art galleries, and found no pleasure in medieval towns.

What a fucking alien Corbyn is.


e09ad5  No.1058947

>>1058946

he's a goodlad smh


e16854  No.1058948

>>1058947

>By contrast, he expressed a deep interest in Britain’s manhole covers, especially their dates of manufacture: ‘My mother always said there’s history in drain covers.’

Austists defend their follow autists t b h


58460a  No.1058949

File: 9bd9fb2637ff215⋯.png (1.82 MB, 953x2048, 953:2048, 9bd9fb2637ff2151aa21b9f30c….png)


787585  No.1058950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Roosh is extremely based

And he's LIVE


d3eb0e  No.1058951

>>1058948

>ywn live in the blessed world where the country is sane, politics are settled, and Corbyn is happily employed as a sewage worker


e09ad5  No.1058952

>>1058948

he is just a reincarnation, an echo, of a yeoman with a connection to the tangible tbh


e09ad5  No.1058953

has a suspicion for a while tommeh is being groomed to be a kosher nationalist PM tbh


e16854  No.1058954

>>1058951

>>1058952

I'm worried that with no genuine left wing opposition the tories will stay in power and firmly as open borders centrists for the next three decades.

Daftyism may be the only path available at this point. I wouldn't have any issue with the man if he wasn't in a position of power, hes just retarded enough to believe his own bullshit and has enough unworldly uni students behind him that we'll all be eating cold baked beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

>>1058953

pls no


b0c7b0  No.1058955

>>1058949

Adding the new lore to this makes it so much better.

>>1058953

Please don't joke about this.


58460a  No.1058956

>>1058955

This.

If rewritten it'll be too funny


e09ad5  No.1058957

>>1058954

>no genuine left wing opposition

this is why they want him out tbh, he is closer to old school labour

>>1058955

tbh it makes sense for the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) to have influence in all corners, to have the illusion of choice. from my perspective tommy is slowly but surely being redeemed in the public eye and his profile will be normified. I can see him being picked to lead a new party if bregzit is cancelled or bullshitted tbh. Just my gut feeling


b0c7b0  No.1058958

File: 2e36f3685bb4dca⋯.jpg (86.68 KB, 648x880, 81:110, d94912095ed7520ef06284fab2….jpg)

>>1058957

>tfw those jokes from last year about Tommeh starting the revolution become reality

A cursed timeline.


e09ad5  No.1058959

File: 51f85175a59acbf⋯.jpg (87.94 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 1626.jpg)


891551  No.1058960

>>1058958

>jokes

That's exactly what ((they)) want lad. If he is able to co-opt the backlash after Brexit gets sabotaged, it's game over.


52d805  No.1058961

>having a beer and playing my acoustic guitar with rain outside

p comfy evening lads


b0c7b0  No.1058962

Our only hope is the Not Racist or Nazi British Peoples National Workers Front for Social National (dont mix those up) Reactionary Values Party.


891551  No.1058963

>>1058962

realpolitik dictates that Nige is the only safe option for Brexit actually happening in toto


b0c7b0  No.1058964

>>1058963

Cancelling Brexit just gives us casus belli tbh


891551  No.1058965

>>1058964

The Establishment know better than to do it so blatantly. That's why MI5 have actors like Tommeh ready to manufacture all manner of "unforeseen consequences"


58460a  No.1058967


e45eeb  No.1058968

File: d50512ea2eb793d⋯.jpg (57.92 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 6d761c2d54679dcac0e759c7ac….jpg)

>>1058966


36b931  No.1058969

>>1058966

plural also works lad


e16854  No.1058970

I miss strawpoll screamers tbh


787585  No.1058971

File: 52ea594d902c0e1⋯.jpg (102.39 KB, 550x550, 1:1, little lamb.jpg)

what are you ==LADS== up to this evening then


36b931  No.1058972


58460a  No.1058973

>>1058961

Listening to 'Council of Nine' and getting leathered on Polish lager /comfortable/


58460a  No.1058974

>>1058971

this>>1058973


fda65f  No.1058975

>>1058973

What Pole lager lad?


d240ac  No.1058976

>>1058973

but lad, you have toil tomorrow.


58460a  No.1058977

>>1058975

Tyskie

>>1058976

I can handle it *hic*


891551  No.1058978

How does one's spirit survive something so damaging as toil?


87696e  No.1058979

>makes one post to wrongfully correct someone's Latin grammar

Wot


fda65f  No.1058980

File: 1fd990c2a4bfe23⋯.jpg (6.45 KB, 250x201, 250:201, pepecringe.jpg)

>>1058977

>tyskie

>not zubr

Smh


58460a  No.1058981

>>1058978

I get to use tools and bend steel into funny shapes. Others define it as toil, I see it as fun.


176acd  No.1058982

File: 05e2d6e9b34ed70⋯.png (31.38 KB, 741x649, 741:649, Holy Shit.png)

ooh, edition 56. This is the American edition.


e81e4d  No.1058983

File: 13ea6797f9bbc50⋯.png (375.11 KB, 648x487, 648:487, bullied_berger.PNG)

lel


87696e  No.1058984

>>1058978

At least you get paid for toil. There is no wage for neetdom.


891551  No.1058985

>>1058981

All work is toil in the modern economy lad.


58460a  No.1058986

>>1058980

My local doesn't have it. Only Tyskie and Żywiec


e45eeb  No.1058987


58460a  No.1058988

>>1058985

Maybe i'm just an old sadist then.


176acd  No.1058989

>>1058987

Just got back from me church, m80. did you go, lad? God will be disappointed if you did not go.


891551  No.1058990

>>1058984

Money for the destruction of your soul isn't a good deal.


1c19d6  No.1058991

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

28:00

>Convicted of torturing and murdering a baby

>Get sent to a prison with all the entertainment facilities of a posh boarding school

>Meanwhile their classmates are stuck playing on a shitty square of tarmac

Wew


fda65f  No.1058992

>>1058986

Zywiec is alright tbh. Never tried tyskie though, too obvious tbh smh


94db6e  No.1058993

File: fc810980be2e924⋯.png (580.35 KB, 634x422, 317:211, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24f48b4daff1b21⋯.png (610.3 KB, 634x428, 317:214, ClipboardImage.png)

Fury as (((headteachers))) BACK pupil strike that will see thousands of schoolchildren walk out of lessons next week in a protest over climate change

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687889/Fury-headteachers-union-BACKS-pupil-strike-week-protest-climate-change.html

>Thousands of pupils are expected to walk out of class for three hours on Friday

>Headteachers union 'applauded' students for acting on an 'informed decision'

>UK Youth Strike 4 Climate currently has planned strikes in 38 cities across UK


58460a  No.1058994

>>1058992

They are more or less the same. After 4 tinnies you stop noticing. Should've got some Tennants super


d26c60  No.1058995

>>1058983

tfw saw Berger on bbc other day

confused her for (((Jayda Fransen)))


87696e  No.1058996

>>1058990

Ive been a neet for four months and what is left of my soul is just pure white hot rage.


787585  No.1058997

File: 67f5c05e343e29f⋯.png (206.22 KB, 452x279, 452:279, BEOLR66CUAErqq8.png)

>>1058991

This is definitely NOT him and you should definitely NOT harm this man if you see him. tbh


fda65f  No.1058998

>>1058993

>striking for nothing

Smh, no one will care


787585  No.1058999

File: 14d0e1bbbb20b19⋯.jpg (18.43 KB, 406x306, 203:153, super hans.jpg)

*smokes crack*


176acd  No.1059000

>>1058993

I'm against violence, but anybody that shoots that fucking furry is getting off if I'm on the jury.


e81e4d  No.1059001

File: b5a34fafe5df5c1⋯.jpg (40.52 KB, 652x400, 163:100, alcoholicdrinkssostrongthe….jpg)

>>1058986

>>1058992

>>1058980

If you're going to Polish lads there is only one drink you should be swilling, you bunch of poofs


fda65f  No.1059002

>>1058999

Keke

*pours your corn flakes over the floor*


e81e4d  No.1059003

SPIRITUS REKT


36b931  No.1059004

File: d642ef44091b551⋯.png (977.68 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, dienky.png)

>>1058977

>Tyskie

good lad


176acd  No.1059005

OK, I can tell these are Russian shills. They're talking about vodka now.


58460a  No.1059006

>>1059001

>96%

Might as well drink Shell V-Power


e16854  No.1059007

Cider tbh, fite me


787585  No.1059008


67e3c9  No.1059009

>>1059006

I have a thesis that large parts of slavic culture are the result of and explained by fetal alcohol syndrome.


176acd  No.1059010

>>1059007

Lad, are you a hill-billy?


36b931  No.1059011

>>1059009

my ma didn't stop drinking until 5 months in, so there is that


176acd  No.1059012

>>1059009

Terrence McKenna has a similar theory, about shrooms.


176acd  No.1059013

"What if… evolution… because shrooms? I can write the book while I'm high."


58460a  No.1059014

File: 8dc32298219e0cd⋯.jpg (35.48 KB, 615x410, 3:2, 0_BeFunky-collage-9.jpg)

Police alert after 'fortnite' pens concealing KNIFE seen in West Midlands

>Police have issued an urgent warning after 'fortnite' pen which hide a knife were spotted in the West Midlands.

>Teachers at a college were told to: 'call security immediately if you see anything like this'.

>West Midlands Police officers warned staff members that the seemingly-innocent patterned pens actually concealed a blade.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/police-alert-after-fortnite-pens-15808658


787585  No.1059015

File: 0833a40061b6d98⋯.png (178.25 KB, 311x301, 311:301, 30 minute gay.png)


e81e4d  No.1059016

>>1059006

Rocket fuel


36b931  No.1059017

>>1059013

half worked for Nicky boi tbh

>>1059014

you couldn't make it up


e16854  No.1059018

>>1059010

Bulmers do a one called red cherry and it tastes nice, I only drink one or two and I want to enjoy it


58460a  No.1059019

>>1059016

>>1059009

A Polish lad I used to work with used to drink diluted white spirit with his mates in the park


d26c60  No.1059020

https://www.accused.blog

thot pratrolled tbh


67e3c9  No.1059021

>>1059019

How the fuck is he not blind?


d26c60  No.1059022

>>1059021

u are thinking of meths m8


36b931  No.1059023

>>1059019

what a nutter one of my Romanian mates regularly brings a big plastic bottle full of homebrew clear stuff which I would estimate to be about 80+ percent, shit burns like nothing else


67e3c9  No.1059024

>>1059022

Isn't white spirit derived from petrol?


d26c60  No.1059025

>>1059024

depends where its from, but it should be just plain hydrocarbons, so in theory not too toxic to drink


a1c5d6  No.1059026

what are we all up to tonight lads?


3469ae  No.1059027

>>1058993

>on Friday

Just an excuse for a three day weekend and checking the school calendar an early start to their half-terms.


36b931  No.1059028


d26c60  No.1059029

>>1059026

drinking white spirit tbh lad


176acd  No.1059030

File: 7537a1f2459037b⋯.png (228.81 KB, 420x315, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

American politics > all other politics


09f12c  No.1059031

>>1059014

when the zoomer began to hate


36b931  No.1059032

>>1059030

is this legit lad?


176acd  No.1059033

>>1059032

It's SNL bullshit. But it seems like it could be real, because they're so stupid.


a1c5d6  No.1059034

how do i concentrate on reading a difficult book lads?


fda65f  No.1059035

>>1059014

>tfw fortnite autists will cleanse London by believing they are in a massive game of fortnite and they have to kill all the wogs to get a win


176acd  No.1059036

>>1059034

Some people microdose LSD.


36b931  No.1059037

>>1059034

go out to somewhere in nature during a nice day, take supplies, works like a charm

which book lad?


88b108  No.1059038

>>1059034

Get a nice cup of something, put on some ambient music and just relax. What are you reading?


58460a  No.1059039

>>1059036

Hard to get LSD in the UK but I am willing to try it. Did this method on shrooms once but got horny instead and couldn't concentrate.


36b931  No.1059040

File: 5cc0b9f065d0281⋯.png (205.5 KB, 555x600, 37:40, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1059038

>difficult book


176acd  No.1059041

>>1059034

tbh, though:

L-Theanine - works best. found in green tea, can get in capsules alone/combined w/caffeine

Phosphatidylserine (just eat fish often)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphatidylserine#Dietary_sources

CDP-choline

Centella asiatica

D-Serine

Nigella Sativa (the oil's easiest to take)

Pycnogenol

Pueraria lobata

Peppermint - the aroma can give you a short boost in concentration

Modafinil (or Adrafinil) - bit dodgy to use, mostly for staying awake.

Info on each @ examine.com


58460a  No.1059042

File: ff26beadfa5a300⋯.jpg (161.67 KB, 492x618, 82:103, pop stops.jpg)

>Just found a hole in my jeans


1c19d6  No.1059043

>>1059034

Use the Pomodoro Technique and take notes on sections you've finished reading.


176acd  No.1059044

>>1059039

Yeah, my theory is the reason for the decline in western education is the sex-integrated classroom.


36b931  No.1059045

>>1059042

that's where your legs go lad


d3eb0e  No.1059046

>>1058996

In my experience, the impotence is the most harrowing thing about NEEThood.


e81e4d  No.1059047

File: 60bea02ce128e23⋯.png (111.73 KB, 704x914, 352:457, never happened.PNG)

>just can't help themselves


891551  No.1059048

>>1059046

You obviously didn't give the manager a firm enough handshake lad


58460a  No.1059049

>>1059044

The first year of secondary school we had separate blocks for boys & girls. It was one of the last gender segregated schools in the uk.

>>1059045

It's on me right knee cap. How that happened is beyond me.

I know what you are thinking and don't fucking think it ok


09f12c  No.1059050

File: ba2aedd71c3f631⋯.jpg (97.48 KB, 1080x1331, 1080:1331, humble neet.jpg)

onto me second serving of roast beef


891551  No.1059051

>>1059049

>It was one of the last gender segregated schools in the uk.

inshallah


e81e4d  No.1059052

>>1059042

Do you think you may have been raped lad?


58460a  No.1059053

>>1059051

It was before the invasion tbh. 1991 IIRC


176acd  No.1059054

>>1059041

And it looks like mackerel, chicken hearts (the clerk may look at you oddly, if you buy a bag of those), and herring are the best, unless you're down for cow brain, which I haven't tried, but, for the first time ever I'm interested.

>>1059049

>The first year of secondary school we had separate blocks for boys & girls. It was one of the last gender segregated schools in the uk.

That's amazing. These days, with faggots and trannies, I wonder if anybody would even know precisely where to put them, if the schools were segregated.


cfac50  No.1059056

>>1059000

why shoot when polyester fur burns so well


58460a  No.1059057

>>1059052

I doubt it. I didn't wake up richer or poorer and I can walk ok. If the mrs did it in my sleep i'd give her the VC for bravery.

>>1059054

It was comfy from what I remember. Me and my first gf used to meet up after school in the park. It was a big school and had it's own swimming baths. Last I heard it was all knocked down.


e81e4d  No.1059058

File: 2609cee9993a1b4⋯.jpg (189.62 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, corbyn_.jpg)

kek

>he's a fucking skiplicker


36b931  No.1059059

>>1059049

> It was one of the last gender segregated schools in the uk

still plenty of single sex schools, thank god, like my old one

>>1059049

>right knee cap

I usually get them there or on the crotch


199f2d  No.1059060

>>1059047

>Getting bullied by a FBPE as a FBPE

wew


d3eb0e  No.1059061

>>1059058

>Corbyn, in the basement, had relationships with a series of younger women.

What a disturbing line.


0a2737  No.1059062

File: aa24c296b0df67c⋯.png (13.67 KB, 694x344, 347:172, frontallobelet.png)

>>1059050

tbh lowbrow lads can hide it with this memi hair


58460a  No.1059063

>>1059059

When me school disbanded and all the pupils moved to the rival school up the road (which also had a 6th form class) the fights were incredible and blood thirsty. The worst decision the council ever made. Had a fight with a paki once and gave him an almighty uppercut. Those days are now gone like tears in rain. My best mate took on three pakis at once and his brother who was a sixth former head stomped some other lad in the staff car park. Mean while the teachers got to gradually know each other and started to shag at work behind their partners. one of them, a dirty dance teacher mudshark fucked a paki kid and ended up as a center spread in the Sun newspaper and lost her job. A pissed up history teacher with a drink problem threw a telly on the floor and one lad was jailed for gang raping another paki student.


36b931  No.1059064

File: 29939b3a1072bee⋯.png (748.3 KB, 625x938, 625:938, ClipboardImage.png)

writes itself tbh


58460a  No.1059065

>>1059064

>eating a turk


787585  No.1059066

Ahh, there's nothing quite like a fresh cup of steamy poo on an evening.


36b931  No.1059067

>>1059063

fucking hell lad

mine was basically something out of the 60's that had somehow been transported to the modern day, always worried that they'll fuck it up soon

mind we did have the teacher who was a confirmed pedo, the female teacher who shagged 6th form lads, and one of my mates got with a teacher who was also the mother of another lad in our year, as well as the massive drugs scene

fun times


cfac50  No.1059068

File: 46a5547f43eba8f⋯.jpg (267.06 KB, 800x565, 160:113, 46a5547f43eba8f3cc3218274a….jpg)


0a2737  No.1059069

File: b567fc2b13d2dcf⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 232x158, 116:79, TAD herding.gif)


e81e4d  No.1059070

File: 252eac16cc4b388⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 600x314, 300:157, just make it stop.jpg)

File: 3f3f4c6db343d90⋯.png (107.86 KB, 630x424, 315:212, MQC.PNG)


71a2ab  No.1059071

>>1059064

id sooner eat human than insects


36b931  No.1059072

>>1059071

avoid the brain, cook it well and theoretically you'd be reet lad


58460a  No.1059073

>>1059067

I was too young at the time to shag a teacher and I would've. Had this one 40+ welsh tart with huge knockers who I would loved to have a go one was too busy riding the headteacher. One lad got expelled for handing out white power cards and got beaten by 10 blacks. He was only 14 and didn't know what they meant. The niggers didn't even get punished but one in particular did, he was a member of the 'Burger bar boys' but not for being a gang member, he got done for incest and his sister gave birth to a spakka.


176acd  No.1059074

File: f731b1ac7f80573⋯.png (750.29 KB, 720x960, 3:4, GodCommunicator.png)


891551  No.1059075

>>1059064

<

top lel, you have completely summed it up lad.


787585  No.1059076

>>1059069

Is Terry actually dead?


d3eb0e  No.1059077

>>1059074

Why's there an Eye of Horus on the pommel? Masonry?


a1c5d6  No.1059078

File: 480fae89edd0b70⋯.jpg (35.14 KB, 353x628, 353:628, fiefsandvassals.jpg)

Cheers for the advice lads, gonna find a time management technique and spend the next few hours reading

>>1059037

>>1059038

This book. It's on the history of feudalism and how it has been misinterpreted by various scholars since the 16th century. Pretty 'ard book


891551  No.1059079

>>1059078

Looks like a larp, lad.


d3eb0e  No.1059080

>>1059079

'least it's a local LARP and he's not reading about Domains and Daimyos tbh


176acd  No.1059081

>>1059072

https://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Rs1799990

Join the elite, the brain eating master race.


a1c5d6  No.1059082

>>1059079

I ain't LARPing lad, I just like reading history

>>1059080

>Domains and Daimyos

lel


787585  No.1059083

Don Quixote is an amusing read.


176acd  No.1059084

>>1059077

I don't know of a full explanation for each symbol. The "artist" seems to like symbolism, though, so I guess it means something.


88b108  No.1059085

File: f339fe948ea8581⋯.png (269.12 KB, 538x600, 269:300, 1e48c86f48ad0e70648da3b0a8….png)

One day you lads will realise that LARPing is fun.


d240ac  No.1059086

>>1058985

this

work is for your people, toil serves scoobs


891551  No.1059087

File: 66546fd9928e199⋯.jpg (97.09 KB, 600x350, 12:7, 66546fd9928e199e02c5b0b617….jpg)

>>1059085

LARPing is another form of the playpen.


0a2737  No.1059088

File: d42ee515f0d0066⋯.mp4 (5.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nigger cattle ultimatum.mp4)

>>1059076

yes

*drinks ration of roach gruel*


36b931  No.1059089

>>1059073

tbh there was a couple I wouldn't have minded as well, there was one young business lass who got orbited by our lefty art teacher who ended up shagging our chaddish manlet history teacher, despite him being a fair bit older and married

we used to chat so much shit about the art teacher after that

>>1059078

looks good tbh


36b931  No.1059090

tbh I wonder if in a couple of years there'll be a similar pasta that China has with Tianamen Square and suchlike, that is illegal in the UK


36b931  No.1059091

>>1059090

or at least puts you on a list


787585  No.1059092

Anyone been lifting lately? How are you progressing?


d240ac  No.1059093

>>1059030

we should coin a term for frumpy women in political positions, like the way they call us pale, male and stale.


176acd  No.1059094

>>1059078

I found it on libgen. I'll race you.


3469ae  No.1059095

>>1059093

Can a woman anything, she's bound to be annoyed by it somehow.


58460a  No.1059096

>>1059089

My school days were fucking wild. Pakis were beaten on a daily basis and blacks knew their place until the schools merged. We had one mutt who was rejected by both the black lads and white lads. The thots were total tarts. fingered this one ugly bint with an acne problem and the school bike got pregnant at 15. It was just before the teenage pregnancy crisis hit the headlines. I might even be a dad but fuck knows.


ffccd2  No.1059097

>>1058548

Pools closed.


0a2737  No.1059098

File: abca7ea41ab8a2b⋯.png (10.02 KB, 365x303, 365:303, happyschizo.png)

>>1059092

>joints hurt from toil


36b931  No.1059099

>>1059096

> I might even be a dad but fuck knows.

always get para about that myself


95e22c  No.1059100

>>1059098

this. was substitute for a lad carrying fridges and washing machines. Never doing that again.


58460a  No.1059101

>>1059099

There was some daft logic going about saying that you couldn't get pregnant if you have sex standing up. We eventually had sex education but we just larfed at it and went about our own business. Non of this gay shit tbh


0a2737  No.1059102

>>1059096

did they still use leaded petrol when you were a lad? I heard it made people more violent


d240ac  No.1059103

File: 580ff668a840367⋯.png (27.81 KB, 655x509, 655:509, 1515499149944.png)

>>1059096

>>1059099

my life would be immeasurably better if i'd had sex in school. u lads don't understand the bullet you dodged by losing your V at that age.


176acd  No.1059104

>>1059093

How about she-cyclers? They're female, and they're always recycling ideas some guy already came up with. AOC is literally just copying Bernie.


e81e4d  No.1059105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HULLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


d240ac  No.1059106

>>1059104

yeah, that's not bad. You're on to something by pointing out that women don't have original ideas.


36b931  No.1059107

>>1059101

our sex ed boiled down to free condoms, which we would trade like pokemon cards, and yearly chlamidiya tests that also got us free condoms, not like lads bothered

knew one lass who miscarried at 15 and didn't know she was pregnant, smh grim

>>1059103

rather I hadn't tbh, but couldn't have been worse


c72859  No.1059108

>>1059105

Good lad


e9158e  No.1059109

>>1059107

Your school gave you chlamydia tests? How much of a chav infested shitheap is it?


36b931  No.1059110

>>1059109

kek I refuse to be drawn on details


09f12c  No.1059111

File: db59b2cb7cd68ad⋯.jpg (276.33 KB, 915x915, 1:1, chad william.jpg)

>lads itt bragging about premarital sex

FUCK OFF


e9158e  No.1059112

>>1059110

*draws on details*


a1c5d6  No.1059113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've discovered a new headcase schizolad on YouTube lads


36b931  No.1059114

>>1059111

>jean hose

wtf


d26c60  No.1059115

>>1059111

tfw nonced


a1c5d6  No.1059116

>>1059111

Is that his mum?


d240ac  No.1059117

File: 9abb07b5de76fc8⋯.jpg (109.85 KB, 800x816, 50:51, 800px-Chute_tobacco.JPG)

>>1059107

>>1059101

ah yes, tales from a time when the wombs of teen maidens were fertile and accessible


09f12c  No.1059118

>>1059116

yeah and hes you lmao


a1c5d6  No.1059119

>>1059118

quite rude of you tbh


58460a  No.1059120

>>1059102

lel no but in my day people didn't have enough money to buy the newer cars and leaded petrol was still being used up to 1992. Nigel Lawson (chancellor) adjusted the fuel tax so that unleaded was 5p cheaper and wasn't a big success. He did the same again in 1990 but with only sight results. I was about 13 at the time. i done massive damage to the local psyche of the people ;-)

>>1059107

Yeah that's is grim. Our local family planning clinic saw a massive increase in young men coming in to buy free condoms and thought they was on the right path to the crisis. What they didn't know is that they were filling them up with spit and yoghurt to throw at other lads at school. Also i'm convinced that the amount of porn mags found at the school was a conspiracy to get us wanking like safari park chimps.

>>1059111

>Bambi Blacks


36b931  No.1059121

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

>>1059118

>yeah and hes you lmao

>>1059117

tbh once you'd taken them to the alehouse after the bear baiting, and let them try your coffee they were absolutely gushing


787585  No.1059122

We had to put condoms on dildos.


58460a  No.1059123

>>1059120

> coming in to buy free condoms

Get


4e07cf  No.1059124

>>1059122

bit redundant?


d3eb0e  No.1059125

>>1059122

Yea same, the whole thing felt really unsettling and Satanic tbh


36b931  No.1059126

>>1059120

we just watched porn on the school computers whenever possible bit suspect I know


4e07cf  No.1059127

File: e714afec7b990ce⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 425x481, 425:481, e714afec7b990ce050239635c8….gif)

>>1059126

>when you got that lad in trouble for login onto his account and going on porn on the school network


58460a  No.1059128

>>1059126

Didn't have the internet till 1996 and I was in college at the time. Found free smut on Altavista on a site called giffer.com and it was a revelation. Still went to the local newsagents and brought a copy of Mayfair every month without shame. The most based mag I have ever brought. Still have an old copy


787585  No.1059129

File: 4e1f1d283cf7552⋯.jpg (13.57 KB, 440x422, 220:211, 4e1f1d283cf7552f895b03b05e….jpg)

>>1059127

>going on your mate's computer and googling child porn

Was it too far lads?


176acd  No.1059130

File: 681993681328286⋯.png (172.65 KB, 420x315, 4:3, shecyclers.png)

>>1059104

>>1059104

>>1059106

Half-assed meem attempt.


6698e2  No.1059131

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


36b931  No.1059132

>>1059128

probably worth a ton lad

>>1059127

>teacher forgot to logout

>one lad spammed trap porn on it

also anylads remember nobrain.dk?


95e22c  No.1059133

why has none of you set up a /brit/ dating site yet?


09f12c  No.1059134

>>1059129

>photoshopping m8s faces into CP as a laugh

wahey


fda65f  No.1059135

File: 4867336fbe638af⋯.png (101.33 KB, 396x385, 36:35, 1534859187723(1).png)

>all the wog shit on the BAFTAs

Smdh


09f12c  No.1059136

cant wait until the /brit/ meetup and I get to belt all the williams who disagreed with me here.


58460a  No.1059137

File: 497c9612e16cce6⋯.gif (1.43 MB, 400x314, 200:157, HCvepfs.gif)

>>1059131

>sosig out of fucking nowhere


fda65f  No.1059138

>>1059134

What the fuck is wrong with you lad

Arrest the fucking nonce


176acd  No.1059139

>>1059132

I learned early, WIN+L, WIN-L.


3dfe1d  No.1059140

>>1059133

Not useful for anyone looking for Gf tbh

It would just be lads


36b931  No.1059141

>>1059139

I used to just spam the power button before sir got back in


09f12c  No.1059142

>>1059138

I was being ironic silly


4e07cf  No.1059143

File: 281b65320c87fde⋯.gif (308.25 KB, 200x230, 20:23, 5a7ee16781621eb289b31a321b….gif)

>>1059129

>opening a word document and mashing the keyboard

>then hitting ctrl a, ctrl c, ctrl v a bunch of times

>making a 64,000 page document and saving it a bunch of times

>tell your m8's

>everyone in class starts doing it

>crashes the school network


014f32  No.1059144

File: 24497aaa8b24f3d⋯.png (26.42 KB, 1168x470, 584:235, fredgraph.png)

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CPIUKA

This is what wealth redistribution from the poor to the rich looks like /brit/.

Central banking and the modern Bank of England is the greatest scam on Earth and is a million times more important than the Brexit shit that people are talking about.


36b931  No.1059145

>>1059143

>that time a lad was handing in coursework while on a strictly limited size partition

>other lads got on there and overflowed it with shit

also

>that lad who worked out how to set gifs as the desktop wallpaper


0a2737  No.1059146

>>1059144

the eternal whig is at it again


58460a  No.1059147

File: 0d5bca91d4a751d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.91 KB, 345x473, 345:473, mayfair_1999_v34_n1.jpg)

>>1059132

Always remember it. Was a red cover with Diane Van Laar lying on her back and the best looking

legs in the northern hemisphere. Worth about £28 the last time I looked.


95e22c  No.1059148

>>1059140

Certainly we have some girls


3469ae  No.1059149

>>1059143

>Get onto friend's computer

>Make a rather long file chain

>Each file contains multiple files

>Copy all the work and paste it multiple times in the last file

>Becomes inaccessible

>Can't be deleted

>Account had to be restored but the file chain remained there


3469ae  No.1059150

>>1059148

/newbrit/ has 'girls'


3dfe1d  No.1059151

>>1059148

Perhaps trannies but no Girls


891551  No.1059152

>>1059144

>no RPI

meaningless tbh.


e45eeb  No.1059153

File: e7e159a83fcd527⋯.png (164.06 KB, 511x671, 511:671, e7e159a83fcd527f443b3104f3….png)

>>1059149

>friend shows me how to make a batch command that sends popup messages to other computers on network

>use it to insult people from across the room

>send messages to retards to turn off their computer

>they fucking do it


09f12c  No.1059154

File: 9cfab33031992ef⋯.png (289.26 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1546516490526.png)

>stuffing the bunsen burner with paper to fuck it up

>stealing the rubber ball out of all the mouses

>goading barely verbal autistic guy into freakouts

>stealing the blind lads glasses and hiding them in the roof

>belting teachers pregnant wife stomach with a sock filled with rocks


e45eeb  No.1059155

>>1059153

smh should have added that this was at my secondary school


4e07cf  No.1059156

>>1059148

mummies lurk here tbh


36b931  No.1059157

File: 25d80682075fd65⋯.jpg (3.49 MB, 4277x3089, 4277:3089, 1524172200544.jpg)


891551  No.1059158

>>1059157

>theytookthisfromus.jpg


e45eeb  No.1059159

>>1059157

Fucking hell nearly everything on that list relates to my time at primary school except that Raven thing and the black man, don't know who he is.


3469ae  No.1059160

>>1059154

>Took an entire class of computers out with a single paper clip

>People lost an hour of coursework

>Untraceable back to me

>>1059157

>No party rings


4e07cf  No.1059161

>>1059160

>no party rings

look again, old man


e9158e  No.1059162

>>1059157

I'm guessing you were born in the mid '90's.


d3eb0e  No.1059163

I remember most of these, but they were all overshadowed by looming existential dread throughout my primary school life. Nobody had any explanation for why we were even continuing to live. Weird stuff.


4e07cf  No.1059164

File: f86e19f4c322f84⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 640x400, 8:5, s.jpg)


09f12c  No.1059165

File: 145f2b37f4f2c9e⋯.gif (511.03 KB, 840x488, 105:61, apudance.gif)

>finding unblocked website that let you play minecraft


3dfe1d  No.1059166

>>1059157

Brings me memories of me and my buddy walking in the playground with our dicks out when we were in year 1

Good times


4e07cf  No.1059167

>>1059165

>minecraft

zoomers out


d3eb0e  No.1059168

>>1059165

>Try to make a wooden house in Minecraft beta

>give it a lava moat

>it burns down

Good times tbh


dada8c  No.1059169

>>1059159

Same tbh, and the bin


58460a  No.1059170

File: f5fa97174253ee7⋯.jpg (202.85 KB, 1340x893, 1340:893, afa7979c-3504-4e46-b76a-8e….jpg)

File: eab09033af75b33⋯.jpg (77.84 KB, 800x600, 4:3, bad-influence-andy-crane-v….jpg)

File: a9f9793e7038d09⋯.jpg (33.43 KB, 717x463, 717:463, creepy_vhs_tape_thrift_sto….jpg)

File: 91f733034f98318⋯.jpg (30.69 KB, 696x435, 8:5, gamesmaster-patrick-moore-….jpg)

File: fdfea7b09ec4e17⋯.jpg (647.84 KB, 2111x1436, 2111:1436, Knightmare.jpg)

I want to go back


87696e  No.1059171

>>1059163

I remember a random 2003 episode of the simpsons trigger weeks of morose dread about mortality for no apparent reason.


fda65f  No.1059172

File: 24ec48b06fa09a2⋯.jpg (78.71 KB, 1053x1541, 1053:1541, cat-red-dwarf-danny-john-j….jpg)

>>1059159

The Black man is Cat tbh, he did some programme called story maker


36b931  No.1059173

>>1059171

Artemis Fowl gave me the same when I was a kid

>>1059162

tbh, not my image though


36b931  No.1059174

>>1059172

>story maker

just had vietnam style flashbacks reading that lad


fda65f  No.1059175

>>1059170

>knightmare

Top keke tbh, they just stick a bucket on a kids head and tell them to walk forward lmao


35d0cb  No.1059176

File: 3264a6407f9b682⋯.png (314.4 KB, 761x600, 761:600, ClipboardImage.png)

Torn City tbh.


a1c5d6  No.1059177

>>1059144

Not a fan of consumerism tbh, things that we want to pass on to our children (land, property, etc) are all incredibly expensive while consumables (phones, food, all the cheap tat that won't matter after you pop your clogs) are cheap to the point of encouraging degeneracy


dada8c  No.1059178

>>1059172

I don't recognise him without the teeth and slick hair tbh


fda65f  No.1059179

File: dc40fff385ee5a7⋯.jpg (9.75 KB, 236x253, 236:253, wojak2.jpg)

>>1059174

>tfw you can hear the theme tune playing in your head now


e9158e  No.1059180

File: b02c478d2d3e552⋯.jpg (23.44 KB, 480x360, 4:3, childhood hell.jpg)

File: f5fe762dc8a2235⋯.jpg (27.14 KB, 444x333, 4:3, who thought this was a goo….jpg)

>>1059170

Remember this piece of shit? You were obviously too old to have watched it regularly. Hated this when I was a kid. Everything about it is designed to irritate or appall.


09f12c  No.1059181

>over at friends house

>he leaves room

>go over to video game collection and open random case

>snap the disk and put it back

>sit down like nothing happened and wait for him to return

why was I like this?


d3eb0e  No.1059182

>>1059171

That's really interesting. There's something extremely evocative about the old Simpsons episodes tbh. They don't continue to produce tons of memmies and reaction images for no reason.


58460a  No.1059183

>>1059175

lel, Yeah i know, but it was a wicked program tbh, even had the board game. The dungeon master should make a return and get Z + E celebs to go into their impending doom in real life and not fucking minecraft.


71a2ab  No.1059184

>>1059180

zzzzzzzzaaaaaaappppppppp


e9158e  No.1059185

>>1059181

Psycho/sociopath

t. dr womanonyoutubeberg


a1c5d6  No.1059186

File: ed25262c1068d79⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sadpepe.jpg)

>>1059157

born in 00, i feel every single one of these

we were all innocent young kids lads…


0a2737  No.1059187

File: 5f5ee1d589420ca⋯.jpg (18.95 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 75051b005faf72abb247eaffd9….jpg)

>that teacher who confiscated your gameboy

>when you gave a lass sweeties to cry and pretend he touched her

>when he left his computer open and you used his email to send obscene images and insults to the faculty

>when he lost his job and got a divorce later

>ended up killing himself

banter tbh


e9158e  No.1059188

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>>1059184

So shit. So so shit.

This was baste and redpilled though.


09f12c  No.1059189

>>1059186

damn crazy how you're 19


58460a  No.1059190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1059180

of course. even saw this dodgy character on TV once and it became a memi.

←–


dada8c  No.1059191

File: 957a4765c5d61e4⋯.jpg (13.05 KB, 480x378, 80:63, doggo stroke.jpg)

>>1059187

Good lad, teachers are scum.


d3eb0e  No.1059192

>>1059181

The thrill of power, maybe.


fda65f  No.1059193

File: c699b430c87ec49⋯.jpg (118.67 KB, 704x904, 88:113, zoomer gas.jpg)

>>1059186

>born in 00

Fuck off, zoomer


09f12c  No.1059194

>>1059192

I thought everybody had those random malicious feelings when they were a kid. I used to just hurt my friends whenever I could, Im not sure why. I feel like I only developed empathy in my late teens.


e9158e  No.1059195

>>1059190

Do you remember pob?


c72859  No.1059196

File: 145c60647ea3f26⋯.png (107.99 KB, 379x377, 379:377, 0f5e76a25da314a199f7a87cf5….png)

>…


87696e  No.1059197

>>1059182

yeah its basically ingrained into about 3 generations of kids because of the constant reruns. X, millennials and zoomers, all have known the simpsons. A lot of the old episodes are actually hilarious too. I think I was (and still am) just a person very prone to dread and anxiety. Grandad was a daftie nutcase and so am I.


e9158e  No.1059198

>>1059194

Kek. I was definitely a bit of an egotistical little shit, but I definitely had empathy.


0a2737  No.1059199

File: 2d872e3964ba405⋯.jpg (40.48 KB, 163x225, 163:225, 1460958807718.jpg)

>that lad who stole your prized pokemon card so you started putting mummies birth control pills in his drinks every lunch time


0a2737  No.1059200

File: 475dc1dd7f34d49⋯.png (23.61 KB, 1416x822, 236:137, 475dc1dd7f34d49914cfcf2dd9….png)


4e07cf  No.1059201

>>1059199

you may have accidentally created westie doing that


e9158e  No.1059202

>when the simpsons was one of the funniest things on tv


58460a  No.1059203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1059184

>>1059188

>ywn wake up early on a saturday morning to watch Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors" while eating Frosties with full fat milk.

FML


a1c5d6  No.1059204

File: a039c19a3e9dbfb⋯.jpg (49.1 KB, 525x651, 25:31, jahans.jpg)

>>1059157

>that one dinner who nicked everyone's good trading cards to give to her son, who went to our school


36b931  No.1059205

>countdown, the weakest link, simpsons then tea

those were the days


58460a  No.1059206

>>1059195

I do indeed. Nowadays only spit at the TV when QT is on.


09f12c  No.1059207

>>1059202

old simpsons still rules

>>1059205

>coming home and watching nickelodean the entire day


a1c5d6  No.1059208

>>1059205

>rushing home to watch countdown with your grandad

takes me waaaayyyy back


e9158e  No.1059209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

As we're doing one of our nostalgia trips…


c72859  No.1059210

File: a4e8056d19485d1⋯.jpg (180.99 KB, 506x438, 253:219, gondola12.jpg)

>>1059200

Good lad


3469ae  No.1059211

>>1059192

>Tfw leader of my group of friends

>Older years, younger years and same year wouldn't give us shit

>Did what we liked on the playgrounds and

>Had monopolies on whatever equipment we liked because we were the monitors

>Head of the student council

Only limits on power where the teachers and lunch ladies attempting to stop us.


176acd  No.1059212

>>1059140

This. Uglism tbh, the next big MGTOW.


36b931  No.1059213

>Time Team, Scrapheap Challenge, Robot Wars


a1c5d6  No.1059214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

am i the only one who remembers this based show?


fda65f  No.1059215

>0a2737's blatant lies

Should be tried in the ECHR for that tbh smh


58460a  No.1059216

>>1059214

I remember it but didn't give a shit tbh.


09f12c  No.1059217

>>1059215

disgrace it is


176acd  No.1059218

>>1059196

Have you seen the one where he's explaining that the star of david, which isn't just a gold star, but is two triangles, that was on the side of one of the US migrant caravan trucks, was a sheriff's badge, and a "conspiracy theory"?


09f12c  No.1059219

File: 16877d552a0355b⋯.jpg (236.2 KB, 1080x1464, 45:61, womoids at it again.jpg)

gentlemen we're under attack


c72859  No.1059220

>>1059218

No but I've seen the one where you're filtered


e9158e  No.1059221

>waiting for newsround and blue peter to fuck off so you could watch neighbours and think dirty thoughts about the totty

Who even liked blue peter? I always used to wonder what sort of sad sap sought a blue peter badge. Do they still make it (inb4 they do and it's presented, in its entirety, via the medium of rap)?


a1c5d6  No.1059222

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

used to think kids that lost in Jungle Run were actually stuck in the cave forever


176acd  No.1059223

>>1059153

Yeah, net send. The tardness of Microsoft persisted forever.


787585  No.1059224

>tfw being a good poster


dada8c  No.1059225

>>1059221

>Who even liked blue peter?

Williams


e9158e  No.1059226

>>1059219

Every day I wake up thinking I hate as much as I possibly can. Then I come on /brit/ and realise my hate gland still has plenty of mileage in it.


176acd  No.1059227

>>1059220

u better be a lass.


4e07cf  No.1059228

File: 1cd909be08b1df2⋯.jpg (69.5 KB, 700x581, 100:83, 1cd909be08b1df2b5d5f47a8cd….jpg)

>>1059202

>simpsons has been on the air for 30 years

>only 8~9 of them have been any good

>22 of shit


c72859  No.1059229

File: 762ca229ea3f4d5⋯.jpg (100.85 KB, 516x565, 516:565, theENDofarguments.jpg)


87696e  No.1059230

>>1059221

blue peter badge made you a certified dweeb at my school


e9158e  No.1059231

>>1059225

I am a William, though. Most of my friends are georges, williams and william/deano hybrids. None of us ever liked blue peter.


09f12c  No.1059232

>>1059226

yeah I've succomed to screaming slurs at the top of my lungs when I read these stories.


58460a  No.1059233

>>1059221

>Tracey island out of egg boxes and double sided sticky tape which no-one sold.

Fuck Blue Peter tbh. Art Attack was better.


4e07cf  No.1059234

>>1059230

>going to a school with people who owned a blue peter badge

get a load of this william


0a2737  No.1059235

File: fbc3614eafd19c3⋯.png (983.62 KB, 1202x1600, 601:800, 925cd517009dce3eca401a1031….png)

*blocks your path*

I'm the boss of this dojo.


e9158e  No.1059236

>>1059228

It's probably fewer years than that of goodness tbh, when you consider how terrible the really early ones were (with the shit animation and weird voices).


4e07cf  No.1059237

>>1059235

fuck you


c72859  No.1059238

File: c0d6d98d83adcb3⋯.jpg (5.18 KB, 184x184, 1:1, FUCK♂YOU♂.jpg)


dada8c  No.1059239

>>1059231

>even Williams didn't like Blue noncer

I'm drawing a blank then lad, we never bullied anyone who watched Blue Peter at my school because literally no one watched it.


09f12c  No.1059240

>>1059235

yukio was 5'4


fda65f  No.1059241

Bit gay these jap posters


87696e  No.1059242

>>1059234

it was catholic. parents decided to take me away from my local school because my town is 90% paki so I was the token poor prot in a school of william papists.


e9158e  No.1059243

>>1059233

Art attack was better, but it was still try-hard shit. Wtf was the head all about? And why did they make neil buchanan act like a retarded, but excitable deaf man?


09f12c  No.1059244

File: e116d3c4e447227⋯.png (241.91 KB, 790x837, 790:837, 1504502549141.png)

>putting in the spongebob movie tape just to listen to ocean man


fda65f  No.1059245

File: 5cbb565c5baec1c⋯.jpg (297.73 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, Simon-Calder-colourheadsho….jpg)

>>1059243

>tfw the head became human


35d0cb  No.1059246

>>1059219

Aren't teasers illegal? :^)


09f12c  No.1059247


e9158e  No.1059248

>>1059239

I watched it because there was f all else on and I liked having background noise when I drew (which was basically constantly at that point).


dada8c  No.1059249

File: f5dab2b038d7b27⋯.png (151.65 KB, 1280x760, 32:19, 1440132748932.png)

>>1059243

>Wtf was the head all about? And why did they make neil buchanan act like a retarded, but excitable deaf man?


e9158e  No.1059250

>>1059244

>zoomers


87696e  No.1059251

File: 1473bf695935ff4⋯.jpg (35.35 KB, 800x496, 50:31, harold-shipman-serial-kill….jpg)


58460a  No.1059252

>>1059243

Dunno what the head was about but Neil Buchanan was based and red pilled. Why Mark killed himself was just stupid.


a1c5d6  No.1059253

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>they've subverted Horrible Histories


e9158e  No.1059254

>>1059246

>aren't teasers illegal?

They bloody should be - the blue balls I've got.


4e07cf  No.1059255

File: 39f62a8017e7a1c⋯.jpg (34.11 KB, 516x518, 258:259, marge_blacked.jpg)

>>1059236

>sesson 1 and 2 were shit but 9 and 10 were good

really fucking hate this opinion tbh. season 1 and 2 were very different than the golden age and the characters, especially homer were way different but it was unironically kino

slower pace, more heart felt stories, better life lesson and happy endings. less wacky unbelievable craziness.


c72859  No.1059256

Zoomers are based


36b931  No.1059257

File: 0b95b53b86032f9⋯.png (8.41 MB, 1516x2222, 758:1111, ClipboardImage.png)

>this on tape in the mornings


e9158e  No.1059258

>>1059253

>more zoomershite


fda65f  No.1059259

>>1059257

>worst godzilla

Smdh


1c19d6  No.1059260

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09f12c  No.1059261

File: b444c071ce39014⋯.jpg (232.92 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, bogdanof agent.jpg)

>>1059245

>>1059243

the art attack head is redpilled now


e9158e  No.1059262

>>1059252

Over some coked out dead dame? I sort of imagine hanging yourself in a train station over the drug related death of some slag you're dating is how you will go tbh.


dada8c  No.1059263

>>1059259

The best when you were a kid though tbh

>when you rewatch it when you know better and it really is shit

smh


e9158e  No.1059264

>>1059257

Is this the jamiroquai one?


87696e  No.1059265

>>1059262

women turn men into blubbering wretches tbh. look what has happened to arch-masculinist Steiner because some poo-eyed broad showed him an ounce of attention


36b931  No.1059266

>>1059264

no idea tbh


dada8c  No.1059267

File: 0bbf8371d63df01⋯.webm (1.24 MB, 320x360, 8:9, Alex doom.webm)

>>1059260

>I WANT WAR

>GOD TOLD ME TO DESTROY JOE ROGAN

The. Fucking. Best. When we get into power Alex is going to be top of the list of lads to get knighted tbh.


58460a  No.1059268

>>1059262

Soy'd as fuck and weak tbh.


e9158e  No.1059269

>>1059255

I don't even know what were in 9 and 10 tbh. I made no such claim if that's what you're suggesting. I always found the early ones unwatchable tbh. The glory years had episodes like the mulder and scully one, and who shot mr burns. Oh, and the one where homer's employed by a bloke called scorpio, and they move to a new town.


4e07cf  No.1059270

File: 8738eec3b10891a⋯.jpg (139.67 KB, 807x572, 807:572, 8738eec3b10891a9ab67382b43….jpg)

in my head the sam raimi spiderman is the new spider man and I can't understand the need for even newer ones

>2002


e9158e  No.1059271

>>1059268

He was actually basically the only person on any of those art shows for kids who actually had talent as I remember. Used to be proper chuffed when they actually let him just do a cool drawing or watercolour out and about (and not a load of cringey accessible shite like making cobwebs out of pva glue).


176acd  No.1059272

>>1059260

Yep, I'll watch this.


09f12c  No.1059273

File: 27394ec56511b35⋯.jpg (6.7 KB, 261x193, 261:193, sniff.jpg)

>friends older sister left her shoes unattended


36b931  No.1059274

File: 80fe84d7115da06⋯.png (491.06 KB, 474x353, 474:353, ClipboardImage.png)


e9158e  No.1059275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1059266

You don't remember this belter?

>that bmwf propaganda at 0.17

>she even looks stereotypically scoobydooish


58460a  No.1059276

>>1059271

Yeah but he was cunt stunned and coked up to the eyeballs. If he was around now he would be wondering why he didn't an-hero himself before it got this bad.


0a2737  No.1059277

File: c1d439410da776f⋯.png (830.23 KB, 706x960, 353:480, c1d439410da776f38d9d385d64….png)

>>1059265

>when a church lass bullies you but you don't cry in public


87696e  No.1059278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1059269

stitches over this


09f12c  No.1059279

steiners thirst is pathetic tbh.


4e07cf  No.1059280

File: eb4275aa389fefe⋯.webm (11.74 MB, 608x448, 19:14, The.Simpsons.S08E02.You.O….webm)


176acd  No.1059281

>>1059277

Pro tip here, avoid eye contact. Without the eyes she has no power over you. Ninja autist secret.


176acd  No.1059282

>>1059280

That reminds me. I bought a jigsaw.


36b931  No.1059283

>>1059275

smh it was a different time


0a2737  No.1059284

File: d22dde9b1d5aa6b⋯.png (8.71 KB, 747x663, 249:221, d22dde9b1d5aa6b31708ed339f….png)

>>1059273

>she left the dirty laundry bin unguarded


e9158e  No.1059285

>>1059278

>this entire scene

Kek.


95e22c  No.1059286

File: c40cb1e1c1e0df0⋯.jpg (22.23 KB, 300x300, 1:1, c40cb1e1c1e0df005b6c01df11….jpg)

>when she hugs you and you sniff her hair


09f12c  No.1059287

File: 85c7fcaef75a215⋯.jpg (83.42 KB, 753x1159, 753:1159, 1526096971907.jpg)

i have work tomorrow but I want to keep drinking


e9158e  No.1059288

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87696e  No.1059289

might crack a guinness open and down it to get at least a little feeling. smh will probably have to do 2.


87696e  No.1059290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


09f12c  No.1059291

new thread when


4e07cf  No.1059292

>>1059291

make one tbh


fda65f  No.1059293

File: 411f8934cb49c22⋯.png (681.58 KB, 1272x713, 1272:713, they're shooting at us Kie….png)

>get a match on a dating app

>40 miles away

Smdh why are the scoobydooish dating app g-ds taunting me with a young huwite lass that says she is into memmies


36b931  No.1059294

>>1059293

steiner turn your trip on


5448a3  No.1059295

>>1059284

was in my m8s house and her bathroom stunk of manky underwear it was so fucking pungent vom inducing tbh


fda65f  No.1059296

>>1059294

Kek lad, I'm not a dirty mutt


176acd  No.1059298

>>1059293

smdh thotting on the Lord's day.


d240ac  No.1059299




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