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beware the spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)

File: b88d02eff33f982⋯.mp4 (10.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BREXIT SURGE.mp4)

File: 543a96dc4d4ef3e⋯.png (28.05 KB, 478x456, 239:228, dgm.png)

File: d8d54cd300ba6e4⋯.jpg (53.55 KB, 692x440, 173:110, nige (5).jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175059

Nigel Farage 'stuck on Brexit bus due to people armed with milkshakes'



Hospital 'abused' vulnerable adults in Durham


Sajid Javid: New espionage bill will tackle threats


Jamie Oliver's restaurant empire lost £29m in one year - £5m more than it made in a decade - as experts say it was 'never a successful business' and TV chef 'should have hit the panic alarm five years ago'


Stormzy should be taught in schools instead of Mozart to prevent exclusions, charity urges


Kebab shop owner who was suspected of disposing of schoolgirl Charlene Downes' body reveals he doesn't care 'whether she's alive or dead' in a shocking new documentary


Mississippi state rep allegedly punched wife after she took too long to undress for sex


'Mind control': The secret UK government blueprints shaping post-terror planning


'Controlled spontaneity': How Western governments plan for the aftermath of terrorist attacks


92dbcd  No.1175062

File: 506ae5e2437ebb7⋯.jpg (103.05 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, Happy Phil Mitchell wins a….jpg)

Alri lads

b1ebfe  No.1175078

File: 9ab012b58b97851⋯.png (445.08 KB, 455x502, 455:502, firefox_BykGtFfcNv.png)


alwi rad

3829b4  No.1175079

women’s feet tbh

c1572c  No.1175080

File: c1fc930b5c56e74⋯.png (137.52 KB, 424x349, 424:349, 1558283994855.png)


I knew that

d3e87e  No.1175081

File: 40ace1b3717009e⋯.jpg (448.6 KB, 4096x2380, 1024:595, xr10l3db2wx21.jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175082


b1ebfe  No.1175083

File: d24bbfcdbd9b364⋯.png (896.15 KB, 1036x666, 14:9, firefox_2O3q8XUc4J.png)

a23a6a  No.1175084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c1572c  No.1175086

File: 1f4ab2af86090cb⋯.png (397.53 KB, 838x1035, 838:1035, 1558285468868.png)


ngl im cross


7b2349  No.1175087


4riends inna box

fa7d16  No.1175088

File: c12c7ddb253f146⋯.mp4 (1.89 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nige milkshake (4).mp4)

lel the journo at the end

c1572c  No.1175089

File: 2ab6ab07f3d104a⋯.jpg (67.49 KB, 542x542, 1:1, 1558295350398.jpg)


Nige has a great way with words tbh, that guy could only agree with him

fa7d16  No.1175090

File: e225de8dc9b4d21⋯.gif (670.87 KB, 640x480, 4:3, nige (2).gif)


>"some people think that throwing a milkshake isn't violence"



bb9ca5  No.1175091

Polish Instagram model smashes a reportedly 200 y.o. statue of an angel in #Warsaw for more followers


fa7d16  No.1175092


Poles should smash her head in.

3829b4  No.1175093


It’s actually like 50 year old

3e96c5  No.1175094

File: e4f9ae57d971a95⋯.jpg (116.41 KB, 417x323, 417:323, Ezekiel's_vision.jpg)


unironically think I saw a Cherubim the other night tbh with you lads

sculptor clearly didn't

it's more like the one in the bottom right corner of the 3

cbb4bf  No.1175095

File: d82847bcaa37645⋯.png (267.78 KB, 750x750, 1:1, d82847bcaa376458fd295d3d67….png)



>Unironically spent previous Christmas, new years, and birthday in fetal position in bed alone.

Life is great lads

cf24f9  No.1175096


God loves you, lad.

3829b4  No.1175097


Why didn’t you go out with your friends?

fa7d16  No.1175098

File: a7a6593372fbc2d⋯.png (50.59 KB, 638x432, 319:216, nige milkshake (1).png)

Kasseem talking about the milkshake siege:


cbb4bf  No.1175099

File: a6400a044a38136⋯.jpg (26.83 KB, 582x480, 97:80, TDTRrQV.jpg)



I haven't had friends in years lads.

d3e87e  No.1175100

File: 1fc60cd04763183⋯.png (78.38 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1fc60cd04763183c77e098bac8….png)


what about family, what happened lad

cbb4bf  No.1175101


Would have been great Pro TBP propaganda if he left the bus confident and took all the soyshakes that came at him with no fuss.

cf24f9  No.1175102


Yeah, it would've.

cbb4bf  No.1175103

File: e8055b9cd99198e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 699.25 KB, 599x858, 599:858, 1519757943670.png)


tfw your that lad with physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive parents

fa7d16  No.1175104



Don't get why he doesn't just have a couple of brollies at the ready, the poofters would lose all power if the shake doesn't hit him.

7b2349  No.1175105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Brexit was a mistake

3829b4  No.1175106


The independent should be sued.

fa7d16  No.1175107


Every journo should be held accountable for their words.

c1572c  No.1175108

File: fe25f014d6ed816⋯.jpg (57.46 KB, 844x538, 422:269, 14389779832.jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175109


dickie spence live on mark colletts channel

553ed2  No.1175110

File: 13ebf7ba2ed87d6⋯.jpeg (234.57 KB, 1000x930, 100:93, 12312412412.jpeg)

3e96c5  No.1175111

File: f3046197e115dd8⋯.jpg (19.39 KB, 232x300, 58:75, millstone-232x300.jpg)


leads to


we need some millstones

f4cbbe  No.1175112

File: 97664d2f67d4bf7⋯.jpg (336.3 KB, 1080x1896, 45:79, Screenshot_20190522_195201.jpg)

File: 369db98f06ba759⋯.jpg (489.73 KB, 1080x2340, 6:13, Screenshot_20190522_195221….jpg)

File: 3cd5d7592b95c4b⋯.jpg (591.98 KB, 1080x2340, 6:13, Screenshot_20190522_200851….jpg)

Normies will save the empire

fa7d16  No.1175113

File: 2998a28fa579eab⋯.png (587.58 KB, 692x956, 173:239, china nyt pollution.png)

Plastic straws, cotton buds and drink stirrers to be banned in England

Government confirms ban on sale and use of items from April next year


fa7d16  No.1175114


These poofters really overestimated their reach and popularity.

Also they used the exact same fucking advert as they did in the previous European elections.

cbb4bf  No.1175116


Not always tbh, I like lasses.

8cd8df  No.1175117

d3e87e  No.1175118


more managerial shite that fixes nothing

cbb4bf  No.1175119

File: f66e94cc04235d3⋯.jpg (35.93 KB, 641x530, 641:530, glasses.jpg)



7b2349  No.1175120


What the hell are they blurring out kek

d3e87e  No.1175121


why is that bit censored

3511dd  No.1175122


Yeah I think he'd qualify for SA's big bwoi discount tbh

64d3b2  No.1175123

Sorry lad meant to spoiler it



I think its his knob

cbb4bf  No.1175124

File: b10b4de1bdb85dc⋯.jpeg (14.56 KB, 251x242, 251:242, dd851bc7c108037cb4ba91a08….jpeg)



I think its his knob lads

3e96c5  No.1175125


the point still stands

we need more millstones

92dbcd  No.1175126


>the scoobydoo curls drawn on

>smashing the nose

Is this based NA?

fa7d16  No.1175127

File: b6741b45be1e164⋯.jpg (6.29 KB, 255x111, 85:37, hammer.jpg)

that's fucking rank

9d4fd4  No.1175128



d3e87e  No.1175129

File: 559941089411925⋯.jpg (17.24 KB, 300x260, 15:13, DI5MZj_V4AAXlTl.jpg)

3511dd  No.1175130


I forgot you don't like anything you can't fit in your mouth smh

9d4fd4  No.1175131


I wanted to see that

fa7d16  No.1175132

File: 6dffd9e8ac107b1⋯.jpg (143.57 KB, 657x1200, 219:400, D7Ma5faXkAIF2Xv.jpg)


u wot

9d4fd4  No.1175133

File: 7eb881c2d0b9e20⋯.png (144.12 KB, 362x340, 181:170, ClipboardImage.png)


Who is this lad? Why does he use that icon?

fa7d16  No.1175134

File: 2ce92cb735fbcd0⋯.png (224.5 KB, 661x499, 661:499, _-1.png)

cf24f9  No.1175135


They don't want Satan to stop producing it.

92dbcd  No.1175136

What did I miss lads? Smh

d3e87e  No.1175137


the show is generally awful tbh I only watch it for the guests, he is some random boomer with ice cold takes who has a weird laugh and marks meandering talking points are awful

3511dd  No.1175138


Surely lad the question you should be asking is how did he get a picture of your maw?

9d4fd4  No.1175139


smh not even ugly lassies are safe

e1b4ed  No.1175140

Andrea Leadsom quits government over Brexit


3511dd  No.1175141


Fat lad with a willy like a floppy tree trunk made of sausage meat

f4cbbe  No.1175142




>Saturn day


scoobydoo day of worship

f4cbbe  No.1175144

File: 9e923a1006fcdbe⋯.jpg (95.81 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 0_Brexit-Party-Rally-In-We….jpg)


>quitting the day before an election

d3e87e  No.1175145

File: 4b092d9a82e4673⋯.png (451.69 KB, 597x598, 597:598, ClipboardImage.png)

>maisie williams

1c54d1  No.1175146

File: b284cce9103b888⋯.png (63.26 KB, 908x562, 454:281, Capture.PNG)

have you taken the Putin-Brexit pill lads?

8cd8df  No.1175147

fa7d16  No.1175148


I love these retards.

8cd8df  No.1175149



cbb4bf  No.1175150

File: 54358491159f0ce⋯.png (710.25 KB, 1080x1331, 1080:1331, ClipboardImage.png)

>"Why yes, of course I voted for The Brexit Party, how did you know?"

fa7d16  No.1175151

File: 881789eaf2c458e⋯.jpg (62.77 KB, 632x1024, 79:128, 272.jpg)


>British restaurant critic Jay Rayner slams leading prosecco firm for sponsoring coalition of ‘racists, bigots and ultra nationalists’ – with ‘ultraconservative’ eco-sustainable cheese producer also under fire

These people are insane.

9d4fd4  No.1175152

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3e96c5  No.1175153

File: e9ca493239e63ea⋯.jpg (110.49 KB, 933x445, 933:445, hall-of-pontifical-audienc….jpg)


and yet it's named after the Roman god

cbb4bf  No.1175154


>"oi nonce, ill suck your cock for sum maccys "

c1572c  No.1175155

File: 824cf14e0d0c316⋯.jpg (49.66 KB, 242x520, 121:260, 143897799381.jpg)


>Sophie Turner

fa7d16  No.1175156

File: 4e12a975b565267⋯.mp4 (10.08 MB, 450x360, 5:4, lyYC850OmTJBDbOb.mp4)


>It's two years since the #ManchesterArena bombing.

>A choir made up of survivors of the attack sang Don't Look Back in Anger to mark the anniversary.





d3e87e  No.1175157

File: 85bc4a1025256ca⋯.jpg (67.12 KB, 317x379, 317:379, 85bc4a1025256ca817307fa8de….jpg)


>tfw no arthog maisie gf

d3e87e  No.1175158


its literally mental illness

92dbcd  No.1175159

File: e8a63366c4a4b29⋯.png (338.42 KB, 688x581, 688:581, lynch_hat_dupe_red_ganger.png)


>stealing my post

cf24f9  No.1175160


Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people, and thine eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long: and there shall be no might in thine hand.

cbb4bf  No.1175161

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)




8cd8df  No.1175162


>not getting angry

>not going to Syria and Libya to btfo the scum

>not btfoing the (((weapons industry))) who set up the ""rebels""

d3e87e  No.1175163

File: 380667515526e64⋯.png (101.91 KB, 227x194, 227:194, 1495558972472.png)


>thinks maisie posting is his

9d4fd4  No.1175164

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

watching it again lads

f4cbbe  No.1175165

File: 8898cea01da521e⋯.jpg (625.72 KB, 1080x2340, 6:13, Screenshot_20190522_203047….jpg)


Things that definitely happened

9d4fd4  No.1175166

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6b8474  No.1175167

File: 328b8026b2c080c⋯.jpg (535.7 KB, 709x843, 709:843, bastee.jpg)

92dbcd  No.1175168

File: 4052121a56df90b⋯.jpg (55.48 KB, 1440x1416, 60:59, 1536486450247.jpg)


The >tfw no arthog maisie gf post is mine LAD

3829b4  No.1175169

Twitter and reddit are going insane over the fake news. If Farage doesn’t sue the media over this he’s a fucking retard.

fa7d16  No.1175170

File: ae02a4ccf459a35⋯.jpg (415.89 KB, 600x1668, 50:139, vh81s-imagine-cartoon1.jpg)

File: 8969cd25c96de98⋯.jpg (535.93 KB, 600x1807, 600:1807, sg0li-imagine-cartoon2.jpg)

File: 44324ebb6bfe1e1⋯.jpg (624.74 KB, 600x2266, 300:1133, 22scc-imagine-cartoon3.jpg)

File: 6ec6c797b7c4814⋯.jpg (40.36 KB, 615x409, 615:409, Eilidh-MacLeod-funeral.jpg)






d3e87e  No.1175171

File: fd21e88b4bb50b0⋯.png (64.9 KB, 506x608, 253:304, 1502256706660.png)



92dbcd  No.1175172

File: 0562e0cafad0e5e⋯.jpg (14.69 KB, 255x255, 1:1, Seinfeld Baseball Angry.jpg)


>stealing my watching it again lads post format

Watch out lads, lots of thieves here, smh @ Romanians

c1572c  No.1175173

File: 576e7951aaf1dea⋯.png (48.96 KB, 168x184, 21:23, ClipboardImage.png)

6b8474  No.1175174

maisie williams in the bin tbh

33ad7e  No.1175175


what the hell, Seagul lost.

c1572c  No.1175176


9d4fd4  No.1175177

File: 8784ac07cdf35fa⋯.jpg (16.11 KB, 302x202, 151:101, 1512892734796.jpg)

Been meeting mutelass behind puglad's back lately. She likes cuddling but stopped me when I went for a kiss on the lips smh

7b2349  No.1175178


His ego is laughable kek

92dbcd  No.1175179

File: 108fa1b84168a61⋯.png (95.2 KB, 785x757, 785:757, punches you.png)

6b8474  No.1175181

File: 34a291bda92ddf1⋯.jpg (218.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, wombatpunch.jpg)

9d4fd4  No.1175182

File: a063f51b17c4e41⋯.png (103.65 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)


Also stealing your (You)s


in such an awkward way too keeeek

7b2349  No.1175183


It's a chink movie they didn't tell him I'd wager.

9d4fd4  No.1175184


yeah kek he's been reminding himself every episode for years now

c1572c  No.1175185

File: 2c3fdd01152afaa⋯.png (305.64 KB, 462x491, 462:491, 14389779967.png)

>Stops tyson from hitting a woman

didnt notice that

9d4fd4  No.1175186


>chinks acknowledge the superiority of the black man


7b2349  No.1175187

File: 07129c24ec422f1⋯.jpeg (6.18 KB, 255x255, 1:1, ayyy.jpeg)

>tfw you started Segal posting

c1572c  No.1175188

File: 4b59842c0e913d7⋯.png (141.58 KB, 317x303, 317:303, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b6d8e35c590db5d⋯.jpg (42.72 KB, 638x659, 638:659, 14389779830.jpg)

Kinda looks like my friends sister tbqh

d3e87e  No.1175189



92dbcd  No.1175190

File: 4b0afb94dad3889⋯.jpg (32.71 KB, 488x432, 61:54, 1505946647955(1).jpg)

Not even going to give that a (You)

6b8474  No.1175191

honks internally

cbb4bf  No.1175192

File: 441d9a2a9885869⋯.jpg (318.03 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, 441d9a2a9885869897c2df733e….jpg)

7b2349  No.1175193

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


92dbcd  No.1175194

File: cfef5b3545de616⋯.jpg (109.25 KB, 425x375, 17:15, le smug bat man.jpg)

What's mutelass' name?

6b8474  No.1175195

>imblying mutelass exists


7b2349  No.1175196



cbb4bf  No.1175197

File: 15924c8a9f5916c⋯.jpg (468.38 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 15924c8a9f5916c5113a4e1851….jpg)

92dbcd  No.1175198

File: a0d987c3815dc5c⋯.png (60.39 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1fc60cd04763183c77e098bac8….png)

c1572c  No.1175199

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

chivas regal for dinner

586bbd  No.1175200



9d4fd4  No.1175201

File: 4e475302941755e⋯.png (94.3 KB, 850x639, 850:639, ClipboardImage.png)

3511dd  No.1175202



d3e87e  No.1175203

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

7b2349  No.1175204

c1572c  No.1175205

File: 38d00b4390d0564⋯.jpg (19.57 KB, 270x338, 135:169, 14389779807.jpg)

cbb4bf  No.1175206

File: 2c840775e49c2b6⋯.png (411.84 KB, 736x767, 736:767, f8kjjj9yz3321.png)

cbb4bf  No.1175207

3511dd  No.1175208

top ten anime betrayals

586bbd  No.1175209


top bullying

cbb4bf  No.1175210

local lad gets 100 (You)'s for top tier bully

699528  No.1175211

File: 336f0893b9b6d8f⋯.jpg (11.95 KB, 480x477, 160:159, 0ac6f7b4317ae98db977be6d4e….jpg)

f4cbbe  No.1175212

File: 40a8c62fe914385⋯.jpg (208.21 KB, 1080x1283, 1080:1283, Screenshot_20190522_204422.jpg)

6b8474  No.1175213


very cool

3511dd  No.1175214

File: 7757f91d5a3082e⋯.jpg (117.74 KB, 1024x728, 128:91, Ainsley 31.jpg)


Thought he was joking when he told me, glad I didn't beat him for it now kek

7b2349  No.1175215

File: 5221e4c9f64f9b5⋯.png (591.45 KB, 600x768, 25:32, Georgeoiled.png)

fa7d16  No.1175216

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh HM

fa7d16  No.1175217


>we'll have fresh ainsleys


cf24f9  No.1175218


No good deed goes unpunished

cbb4bf  No.1175219

File: 5f4fdcd5dbe473c⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 5f4fdcd5dbe473c5ec95c8d2e2….jpg)


going to be able to give my meat a good ol' rub again

92dbcd  No.1175220

File: 67dfa821cc42121⋯.jpg (43.59 KB, 1004x600, 251:150, D7BQ6NjXoAAzKXU.jpg)


Smh lad, shite bully.

>tfw have a functioning big willy and you have a tiny deformed willy

7b2349  No.1175221


Take your beating lad

3511dd  No.1175222

File: ca28d3f326b4c61⋯.jpg (79.84 KB, 780x430, 78:43, ainsley spicy.jpg)

9d4fd4  No.1175223


willies are off limits, lad

64d3b2  No.1175224

>it going to devolve into talking about willies

Don't do it lads, its a politics board

3829b4  No.1175225

Politics is gayer than willies

cbb4bf  No.1175226

File: 353c7412acd9afe⋯.gif (2.71 MB, 1023x906, 341:302, 0ddcce5429159cca5b98b0f9e0….gif)


64d3b2  No.1175227

699528  No.1175228

7b2349  No.1175229


I'll take it from here….


3e96c5  No.1175230

I need your help lads

only 500 or so comments right now


make sure you inform Mr Brand of the truth of Lord Jesus Christ and that he is preaching heresy

i know some of you are very eloquent when you want to be

if he doesn't listen, then he will be damned

> if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

fa7d16  No.1175231


>implying that greasy twat listens to anything but his own farts

3e96c5  No.1175232

File: 7af2c06a6f3c17e⋯.jpg (95.72 KB, 443x455, 443:455, 1548600278621.jpg)


do you lack reading comprehension?

if he doesn't listen, he will die in his sin. and deliver your own soul

win win win lads

8cd8df  No.1175233


kek that is taken from the chaturbate capture isnt it

cf24f9  No.1175234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like how Johnny Cash's music video for God's Gonna Cut You Down is a veiled attack on the Illuminati celebrity connection. Notice the way it keeps focusing on their eyes.

cbb4bf  No.1175235

File: 79eb3abe4ada185⋯.jpg (131.73 KB, 882x731, 882:731, 1512558697182.jpg)

8cd8df  No.1175237


chaturbate thot (hopefully not underage) is showing her holes when her mum walks into the room with washing basket and btfos her with a shoe

d3e87e  No.1175238


thats not accurate its two latino thots twerking

3511dd  No.1175239

File: a018096a0547f68⋯.png (2.54 KB, 288x34, 144:17, Untitled.png)

Which one of you is this?

7b2349  No.1175240

Where's the resignation

9d4fd4  No.1175241

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 1534353941931.jpg)

>tfw you start thinking about what you can offer a woman

7b2349  No.1175242

File: badd60ee8fa644c⋯.jpeg (237.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 22stTheGreat.jpeg)

d3e87e  No.1175243

File: 42e42c971798e0f⋯.jpg (58.72 KB, 446x505, 446:505, 1533633544885.jpg)


get your life sorted before trying to get a lass lad, get your bank account off mummy, become who you were meant to be

87d087  No.1175244


Not me tbh.

cf24f9  No.1175245

Shame that OSRS has gay pride and all, it could've been a gathering place for right wingers.

4521fe  No.1175246

File: 2aa402e34aacc6d⋯.jpg (2.59 KB, 92x88, 23:22, 1557895239927.jpg)


87d087  No.1175247



3511dd  No.1175248


Think he might be one of them spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) bots tbh

d3e87e  No.1175249

how many TOMMEH voters are even registered to vote

cf24f9  No.1175250


I'm saying Old School Runescape's gay pride event makes the game too pozzed for any self-respecting right winger to play.

3511dd  No.1175251


The player base ended up all wearing KKKesk robes in order to protest it though

7b2349  No.1175252



They all are probably, loads of old fellas

64d3b2  No.1175253


yeah this, just use the ingame currency for membership so the fags in charge don't get any money.

d3e87e  No.1175254


odds on him winning a seat a quite high tbh, that would be more of a laugh than brexit party doing so well tbh, the kvetching about MEP tommeh would be ridiculous because the bbc would be forced to give him airtime and the police would have a harder time PR wise electing him

9d4fd4  No.1175256

File: a344d2b7047e863⋯.png (866.33 KB, 898x871, 898:871, 1462741404783.png)

7b2349  No.1175257


Particularly after the Commons and the Speaker called him a scumbag in the House

7b2349  No.1175258


Joes just released the name of his new party, it's called 'Leaflet 51'.

ff3395  No.1175259

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9d4fd4  No.1175260


I don't think this is true

7b2349  No.1175261

File: eb9c9773e6e2541⋯.jpg (8.47 KB, 255x169, 255:169, dog3.jpg)

c1572c  No.1175262

File: 411f0725f4f405e⋯.png (187.79 KB, 300x400, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

9d4fd4  No.1175263

File: cef0fa8bb033ac7⋯.png (936.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cef0fa8bb033ac7023491956af….png)

9d4fd4  No.1175264


for fuck's sake what hapepened

c1572c  No.1175265

File: de367eb3389d8d8⋯.jpg (26.49 KB, 362x388, 181:194, 14389779825.jpg)


idfk, think i used a side facing picture with a front facing one and i am a bit drunk

699528  No.1175266

File: a4da0c5635406db⋯.jpg (5.99 KB, 250x231, 250:231, 1abb2add4fe0b1406fc2bc48ee….jpg)

7b2349  No.1175267


Lad you have to match mouth eyes nose and jaw and hairline kek

9d4fd4  No.1175268

File: 1eb174d27017916⋯.png (217.09 KB, 531x588, 177:196, 1eb174d2701791689d014b0340….png)

7b2349  No.1175269

File: c60bd33afe78110⋯.jpeg (11.16 KB, 300x400, 3:4, CarlMoselyofAncoats.jpeg)

c1572c  No.1175271

File: 4b0e1ccd3b16e75⋯.png (129.68 KB, 300x400, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3ae26cb55e85740⋯.png (131.05 KB, 300x400, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

7b2349  No.1175272



9d4fd4  No.1175273


Jesus Christ

3511dd  No.1175274


norf_fc.png tbh

9d4fd4  No.1175275

File: 0eb9f0af0915373⋯.png (248.96 KB, 340x314, 170:157, 1538868102464.png)

9d4fd4  No.1175276

cbb4bf  No.1175277

File: ffb4fdc95fd9e3d⋯.jpg (131.16 KB, 1250x800, 25:16, D54DB0eW0AAIWZp.jpg)

c1572c  No.1175278

tempted to get a mccydeeeeees tbqh

cbb4bf  No.1175279


it tastes like shit tbh

586bbd  No.1175280


get us a milkshake

699528  No.1175281


He looks so disgusted smh

699528  No.1175282


Good lad

3511dd  No.1175283

File: 7c2a4b66670809a⋯.jpg (553.09 KB, 1250x800, 25:16, ffb4fdc95fd9e3de8bf2738ece….jpg)

3e96c5  No.1175284


no point now they aren't doing mozerella dippers

c1572c  No.1175285

File: 39ce994cb0174cf⋯.jpg (19.73 KB, 270x316, 135:158, 14389779846.jpg)

7b2349  No.1175286

9d4fd4  No.1175287

File: 9ba2fc8065e1089⋯.png (440.19 KB, 640x761, 640:761, 9ba2fc8065e10899a86174a3ed….png)


top fucking keeeeeeeeeeek

699528  No.1175288

File: a9d80b85f1d0d5f⋯.jpg (93.29 KB, 636x596, 159:149, 107113424689.jpg)

cbb4bf  No.1175289


jej. good lad

c1572c  No.1175291

File: 5ed3cae9015b1d0⋯.png (844.57 KB, 1363x720, 1363:720, 14389779928.png)

ordered a chicken burger 6 chicken nuggets and a double cheeseburger tbh

3511dd  No.1175292

f137fa  No.1175293

File: 5aed68ee3ac393a⋯.jpg (93.14 KB, 471x407, 471:407, melons.jpg)

6ed67b  No.1175294

File: f786779829d8e2b⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 935.69 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)

Post your photo and we will rate each other. Ok, thank you.

7b2349  No.1175295

Where's the fucking resignation lads?

c1572c  No.1175296

File: 970b3356603de9f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.95 KB, 288x337, 288:337, 143897799318.jpg)

cbb4bf  No.1175297

File: 10ee87a50227162⋯.png (144.71 KB, 680x766, 340:383, 217bcc61898e9b087fa4658182….png)


699528  No.1175298

File: c7003589696fbaf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.58 KB, 350x376, 175:188, 73b.jpg)

3511dd  No.1175299

File: c30123c54b93d12⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 373.94 KB, 733x670, 733:670, 1477680326255.png)

a6b45e  No.1175300

File: 87d1c643e65e0db⋯.png (714.17 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

c1572c  No.1175301

File: 92751b6e051bf39⋯.png (1012.52 KB, 996x557, 996:557, 1558295228186.png)


My favourite meem of this season tbh

33ad7e  No.1175302


based leaf, besides the murder.

d3e87e  No.1175303

File: c1b28fbc99718f7⋯.jpg (367.11 KB, 1284x891, 428:297, 23d4fa9db277d849db2b19433c….jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175304

has may not resigned yet, fuck sake

c1572c  No.1175305

File: a9890447d9d7d24⋯.jpg (13.51 KB, 350x376, 175:188, 1558311480997.jpg)

3511dd  No.1175306


Bloke on the right looks like he's out of a cutscene in an RPG from the fucking 90's tbh

c1572c  No.1175307

File: d898749e400d2a0⋯.png (897.71 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1558463365675.png)

>ETA 20 mins

f137fa  No.1175308


He was framed lad

3511dd  No.1175309

File: 1e8dff3785fde88⋯.png (574.37 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Untitled.png)

c1572c  No.1175310

File: b7e536e6fb5b1b4⋯.png (1.2 MB, 960x960, 1:1, 1558309033920.png)

>ETA 5 mins

d3e87e  No.1175311


he's based tbh

6ed67b  No.1175312

File: 7756592e0369ef1⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 889.11 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)






I hope you’re not jelly that she is my gf.

d3e87e  No.1175313

699528  No.1175314

File: b8dfb9a81876d15⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.11 MB, 600x338, 300:169, varys2.gif)

3511dd  No.1175315

File: 56fbd8634533887⋯.jpg (69.56 KB, 522x783, 2:3, ainsley 15.jpg)

c1572c  No.1175317

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Chicken burger, 6 chicken nuggets and a double cheeseburger for dinner

3511dd  No.1175318


Double deep fried?

699528  No.1175319


Good lad

d3e87e  No.1175320

File: dc82587d165da23⋯.jpg (6.89 KB, 250x241, 250:241, 1405966737620.jpg)



6ed67b  No.1175321



>using facebook

cbb4bf  No.1175322


Good lad. I had a beef burger, chips, and some mozzarella sticks for dinner.

6ed67b  No.1175323


nice selection, what drink did you get?

c1572c  No.1175324

File: 16ea326b70edabc⋯.png (323.4 KB, 469x592, 469:592, 1438977888.png)


give me a few years lad




>mozzarella sticks

gonna try them soon tbh


choccy milkshake tbh

6ed67b  No.1175325


Noice, I’m going to have my last meal at McDonalds before cutting. Greggs a day before.

111800  No.1175326

File: d6ffeef719f4b9b⋯.jpg (109.56 KB, 899x1390, 899:1390, royal-flash-year-1975-dire….jpg)

3511dd  No.1175327

File: ceb1977946b5bd3⋯.jpg (17.23 KB, 265x353, 265:353, pathetic.jpg)

6ed67b  No.1175328

File: f124717ee22cf7e⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 902.11 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)


You want to fight me lad?

3829b4  No.1175329

ran out of beer lads. Gotta buy another case for tomorrow

6ed67b  No.1175330

File: b4450a517eab07f⋯.jpeg (980.98 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)


Buy two, it’s a bank holiday weekend.

cbb4bf  No.1175331




cbb4bf  No.1175332

File: 3f7d0dbd3e088ea⋯.mp4 (5.83 MB, 704x396, 16:9, output2.mp4)

subhuman scum abusing the vulnerable fucking hell

6ed67b  No.1175333

File: 78e68c18a96e819⋯.jpeg (844.28 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)


perfect, isn’t it? Imagine spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) trying to track them down.

699528  No.1175334

File: 50344930ce829bf⋯.png (100.63 KB, 356x317, 356:317, sceptical primary school t….png)

6ed67b  No.1175336

File: 27f9c2506baf96d⋯.jpeg (891.01 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)

How many matches can she get on Tinder?

c1572c  No.1175337

File: cf541075a16e9e5⋯.jpg (20.44 KB, 427x466, 427:466, 14389779827.jpg)

c1572c  No.1175338

File: 6ce96d660d2f10e⋯.png (99.68 KB, 351x324, 13:12, ClipboardImage.png)

>No panorama gf

cbb4bf  No.1175339

File: 80b46240d5e849d⋯.jpg (13.36 KB, 339x347, 339:347, 14389779828.jpg)

6ed67b  No.1175340

File: fc672d11981f806⋯.jpeg (850.01 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, image.jpeg)

It’s time to stop fucking around here, I’m going to do my weights now. training to be fit for freshers

699528  No.1175341

It's time to get filtered

c1572c  No.1175342

d3e87e  No.1175343



umm what

c1572c  No.1175344

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Brew ABBA-posting


586bbd  No.1175345

File: 6521837f4feb3a1⋯.png (5.44 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 09418be9d79e65d0145f657f84….png)

>click for image

>it generates a new person

cbb4bf  No.1175346

File: bf72168fcb14918⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1691x1011, 1691:1011, smhlads.png)

File: 1391e68599d3a02⋯.jpg (51.62 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 1391e68599d3a02967060a3d13….jpg)

>He doesn't have a folder of hundreds of neural network generated anime girls he bred himself

b1ebfe  No.1175347


who is that lad and why is the ear so badly shopped?

3829b4  No.1175348


On monday ;_;

d798a1  No.1175350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4 strawberry jam tarts and a kitkat for supper

247f22  No.1175351


>He doesn't have a folder of hundreds of neural network generated anime girls he bred himself

Cursed sentence tbh

d3e87e  No.1175352

3511dd  No.1175353

File: 6fa2e12a5ee1473⋯.png (25.01 KB, 580x203, 20:7, Untitled.png)

tfw no comfy aleing to go to

tfw no ale-sop on christmas day

d3e87e  No.1175354

File: fecc3755af4e0aa⋯.png (205.94 KB, 540x467, 540:467, 598f4bf72d709e9dd87b812d11….png)

>tfw you see kikes niggers and asians complaining about "eurocentric" standards of beauty

they are the spawn of satan and they should be exterminated

92dbcd  No.1175355

File: 78ad1ee4275e345⋯.jpg (28.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 5c50977d2e057daa36cb978683….jpg)

586bbd  No.1175356

stop strawmanning the kikes niggers and chinks lad

61835b  No.1175357

lads is it voting tomorrow?

3829b4  No.1175358

4521fe  No.1175359

File: 1391e68599d3a02⋯.jpg (51.62 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 1558216003005.jpg)

File: b0e3d8385c29e1b⋯.jpg (378.68 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1558551845325.jpg)

told you

d3e87e  No.1175360


god they are such larpers its honestly pathetic

4521fe  No.1175361

File: 37d9add1f047e8a⋯.jpg (992.78 KB, 3072x2304, 4:3, 131305048820.jpg)

>one day not being mind controlled by ahriman 5g computer god control means you are an incel

586bbd  No.1175362



>jesus diaz

>game of thrones

is this a bot?

4521fe  No.1175363

File: d05a85377a60564⋯.png (214.55 KB, 537x440, 537:440, keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….PNG)


would a bot post this?

4521fe  No.1175364

smd mercia you massive gay shite

92dbcd  No.1175365

File: 9fdbcf6306e51a5⋯.png (231.15 KB, 576x590, 288:295, 0c7e423da583279512ab0f70f9….png)






>he ordered maccies on just eat/deliveroo

61835b  No.1175366

File: c31ff86157f6ba1⋯.jpg (23.66 KB, 319x378, 319:378, c31ff86157f6ba13eebf27ea2d….jpg)

d798a1  No.1175367

File: ca42f581c5ecb01⋯.jpg (98.78 KB, 1800x1500, 6:5, foxlad.jpg)


>no vocaroo

c1572c  No.1175368

File: 1c0c540c6ecbad8⋯.jpg (197.95 KB, 909x730, 909:730, 1558317161952.jpg)

4521fe  No.1175369

File: a09b9bff0c1138b⋯.png (656.96 KB, 768x576, 4:3, 1558270417214.png)

is chewing tobacco bad for you lads?

bf7f70  No.1175370

File: d69cc80b69efc7f⋯.png (46.94 KB, 663x365, 663:365, Screenshot_2019-05-22_10-3….png)

This this was a GE this would be a big happening

4521fe  No.1175371



61835b  No.1175372


>bad for you lads

na its not bad for me, cos i don't do it, lol

247f22  No.1175373


>More than Blair at his peak

Shame there' no GE next year, but, there might be an early one yet.

61835b  No.1175374




bf7f70  No.1175375


Hopefully there is a early one


Where do you buy it, like the price of rolling tobacco made me give it up

92dbcd  No.1175376

File: 1c5d4bc0395e363⋯.jpg (48.78 KB, 644x942, 322:471, 1c5d4bc0395e363938bfd0ee33….jpg)

>go to a burger restaurant

>fat spic or middle eastern lass taking our orders is making eye contact with me most of the time and smiling

61835b  No.1175377

File: 65494e84e186b1a⋯.jpg (24.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1456549110622.jpg)


>get called hansom by an overweight, mentally ill, 50 year old women today at the bus stop

its something I guess

92dbcd  No.1175378

File: 0c76ba657e85301⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1018x1200, 509:600, 0c76ba657e853013b36ee7e637….png)


Tbf this lass wasn't completely unattractive, she was 20 something and if she lost some weight she would look a lot better

4521fe  No.1175379


the beer store, do they have chewing tobacco in UK? its very strong

3e96c5  No.1175380

File: 01f8a0ab2159434⋯.jpg (21.78 KB, 246x246, 1:1, 4d1db071916ecc99ae9921dff4….jpg)


>tfw young muslim girls keep trying to start conversations with me

61835b  No.1175381


well mine was white at least but i think you've still got be beat

d3e87e  No.1175382

File: 36d7cc89dc336bc⋯.png (269.71 KB, 677x605, 677:605, 4dfl6ubtyfl21.png)

"A 2017 review and meta-analysis found sperm counts among Western men (i.e. men in Australia, Europe, New Zealand, and North America) declined 50—60% between 1973 and 2011, with an average decline of 1.4% per year. The meta-analysis found no indication the decline is leveling off. The amount of decline among men in North America and men in Australia/Europe is similar. The decline in sperm count among men in South America, Asia, and Africa is less than men in Western countries, though the amount of decline in these regions is uncertain. Reasons for the decline are not known with certainty, but it may be associated with chemical exposure or maternal smoking during prenatal development or pesticide exposure or lifestyle changes during adulthood."

really makes you think

4521fe  No.1175383

File: ff8052942d1a863⋯.png (375.51 KB, 850x435, 170:87, 1557467131250.png)

why was I born in this time period? why? fucking why? this is it I guess, just sitting in front of this screen saying nothing at fucking all, this is my prime. best years of my life, just fucking sitting here, this is what I look forward to and the end of a day, just looking at this shite and posting pointless shite, its all shite. everything. there is no point to anything, its like in the daytime you are talking to robotic meatsuits and they all get promoted or literal retards who only care about sodomitic affairs and drug use. literal fucking retards get your toil taxes and just sit there and shite and have sodomy but then when that hour when you are trembling with tenderness the robot meatsuits just come and STOMP on you and put you in the ahriman spirit box of emasculated public school crafted and shaped self hating feedback loop so then you just sit back and let the sodomitic shite licking robot meatsuits run the show and you just love big brother and stare at the screen and post pictures of dogs. so much meaning to everything. just pure fucking meaning.

3829b4  No.1175384

Good thing I’ve got the ardest sperm here

61835b  No.1175385


go to sleep forever

3829b4  No.1175386


your boomer years are the best tbh.

d3e87e  No.1175387

File: d293f640378c868⋯.jpg (51.38 KB, 600x314, 300:157, mccallany-shot-caller-jail.jpg)


you got make smash the whole thing brother, control your own cage, there ain't no escaping it

3829b4  No.1175388


Go to church.

Maybe immigrate here.

92dbcd  No.1175389

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)


>Maybe immigrate here.


4521fe  No.1175390

File: 8f8556824066a37⋯.png (113.82 KB, 422x422, 1:1, 1556793756596.png)

3829b4  No.1175391

Just let them in.

92dbcd  No.1175392

File: b797a37801be733⋯.png (501.5 KB, 720x831, 240:277, 1f6654b3007966a61258bc89fa….png)

61835b  No.1175393

File: dd1e3c2df513de7⋯.png (149.58 KB, 1024x573, 1024:573, 5eb76588f384620cf9bc99cf35….png)


>steiners wacky adventure in England arc

4521fe  No.1175394

File: a3326a21bb46dcc⋯.png (47.36 KB, 231x232, 231:232, a3326a21bb46dcc0608e5155a9….png)


can you feel the existential terror brother?

everything is shite

c1572c  No.1175395

File: 7777f8d340086fc⋯.png (79.9 KB, 256x256, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

3511dd  No.1175396

File: d420499ef034aaa⋯.jpg (105.24 KB, 595x739, 595:739, doggo life.jpg)

61835b  No.1175397

File: 5e8b1646c0f9e61⋯.png (340.7 KB, 447x445, 447:445, 5e8b1646c0f9e614975383d477….png)

4521fe  No.1175398


dogs don't like to be trapped in houses all day, he is smelling his life go by, each day trapped in the house is like a month for us.

699528  No.1175399

File: 72f08df597b9ce3⋯.jpg (395.44 KB, 1100x796, 275:199, castlewellan.jpg)

File: e50d92e6eb75d18⋯.jpg (3.13 MB, 3516x2593, 3516:2593, Glenariff 1890s.jpg)

File: 6052647b24373b6⋯.jpg (74.36 KB, 510x637, 510:637, belfast.jpg)


This but unironically. Steiner's birthright beckons him home

4521fe  No.1175400


second pic looks amazing

3511dd  No.1175401

File: 1ebc62f6f9e2012⋯.mp4 (386.8 KB, 216x360, 3:5, doggo rape.mp4)

699528  No.1175402


It still looks mostly the same today tbh, I go fishing with my granda down that way sometimes

4521fe  No.1175403

File: 69573a2c5b952f5⋯.jpg (145.71 KB, 900x882, 50:49, stagecoach-robbery-1911-gr….jpg)

7b2349  No.1175404

Where's the fucking resignation ffs.

699528  No.1175405

File: 3d70455ed5f19e1⋯.png (346.39 KB, 720x720, 1:1, manatee.png)

7b2349  No.1175406


The old driver gets shot smh

92dbcd  No.1175407


SA talking out his arse smh

d3e87e  No.1175408

my posting hasn't been on form recently and I apologise

61835b  No.1175409


what's the worst thing you've ever posted?

d3e87e  No.1175410

File: 009ffae9d77e822⋯.png (91.12 KB, 235x292, 235:292, 1516280349653.png)

1c54d1  No.1175411

File: f5f1303a3cd7b48⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 480x360, 4:3, metbh.mp4)

cbb4bf  No.1175412

File: 7759574653dc8b9⋯.jpg (32.13 KB, 522x756, 29:42, 85d53e43922bc817f8c674330c….jpg)

>go to take my weekly shower

>weight myself beforehand

>gained 900g

this is what i get for eating more than one meal a day ffs

82987b  No.1175413

File: 8b0b67c66054c6d⋯.jpg (24 KB, 349x349, 1:1, SARGON (497).jpg)


fa7d16  No.1175414

File: cb2127028c56f8f⋯.jpg (188.89 KB, 1079x1143, 1079:1143, _20190523_003204.JPG)

871a8f  No.1175415


Wasn't prepared for this level of basteness at this hour.

fa7d16  No.1175416

File: b3a2668130dac1f⋯.jpg (85.59 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, IMG_20190523_005716.jpg)

File: 393d945739c1761⋯.mp4 (1.05 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 88_M3wOVt8hpXUdm.mp4)


That's just a taste of enlightened liberalist centrism.

sucking dick guarantees citizenship

7b2349  No.1175417

File: 3137227b48bea37⋯.jpg (30.43 KB, 418x411, 418:411, oswald-mosely-nigel-farage.jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175418

File: e7dd2d9ea883f80⋯.jpg (238.75 KB, 507x316, 507:316, IMG_20190520_211626.jpg)


>Mr free speech says he'd march against Mosley to shut him down

How can we possibly compete with such intellect.

871a8f  No.1175419


>*defends british values with russ and liam from games workshop*

>*rome burns*

So glad this guy's out there.

fa7d16  No.1175420

File: 69cfb01783b2196⋯.jpg (61.78 KB, 810x1000, 81:100, _20190503_233725.JPG)


Defending based Western values of multiculturalism and homononcery.

92dbcd  No.1175421

File: 2bddac6b6448826⋯.png (53.92 KB, 454x453, 454:453, 2bddac6b6448826cd9cc805fed….png)


>weekly shower


9e577a  No.1175422

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d3e87e  No.1175423

fa7d16  No.1175424

92dbcd  No.1175425


Close your eyes and E Micheal Jones could be Terry Davis

fa7d16  No.1175426

File: 322f0a41beb19a2⋯.mp4 (1.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, elephant.mp4)

File: a1a17ba829c33a5⋯.jpg (81.47 KB, 600x631, 600:631, k (18).jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175427

File: 032114eb5a9debb⋯.jpg (13.21 KB, 192x192, 1:1, 379e7ad8b69658b35bf09acba0….jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175428

File: 031a4bf1dd1083f⋯.png (426.89 KB, 1080x511, 1080:511, 1507500197488.png)

92dbcd  No.1175429

File: fd0df2f32add0bc⋯.png (16.71 KB, 640x773, 640:773, 1393473018610.png)

768751  No.1175430


Please God, let it be real.

f636b2  No.1175431

Would have a giggle if Nigel got elected and it turned out he was hiding his power level this whole time.

d3e87e  No.1175432

File: e2e8778097dc39e⋯.jpg (51.05 KB, 798x661, 798:661, 27dffcc677e346a845c577be38….jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175433

File: 79d11f93fecfe9b⋯.mp4 (5.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, farage golden dawn.mp4)

768751  No.1175434



d3e87e  No.1175435


what does he actually say there

f636b2  No.1175436


I've been in hospital all day.


Never been able to work it out.

c1572c  No.1175437



>I was one once

f636b2  No.1175438


Nah after that.

fa7d16  No.1175439

File: 37d4e1f6815c33c⋯.png (821.91 KB, 702x886, 351:443, nige (39).png)





as if he'd give the game away that easy

c1572c  No.1175440

File: 426eb6fd166b4cc⋯.jpg (209.92 KB, 768x1090, 384:545, 12346543225.jpg)



fa7d16  No.1175441

File: 7c7af5278b16aa5⋯.png (193.59 KB, 540x836, 135:209, d.png)

>*"take a break from those poz loads and come and poz politics!"''

f636b2  No.1175442

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and what the bloke said before that, tbh if that smear piece from the Independent is anything to go by, he knows Horst Wessel Lied off by heart.

d3e87e  No.1175443

File: 6be51b6c22ad644⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 831x799, 831:799, 6be51b6c22ad6441bdae78517e….jpg)


>dating app

a23a6a  No.1175444

File: 9bd7254be6baa82⋯.jpg (109.18 KB, 600x718, 300:359, 50815255_2227004560959505_….jpg)

6ed7fc  No.1175445


it's more of a hook-up app than a dating one.

92dbcd  No.1175446


Sounded like someone said something "bastards" then Nige says his I was one once bit

d3e87e  No.1175447

92dbcd  No.1175448

File: cf3152a07b14f27⋯.jpg (20.11 KB, 400x398, 200:199, comfy(2).jpg)

>had a quick 20 mins of lifting and such then get into bed

d3e87e  No.1175449


sounds awful

fa7d16  No.1175450

File: c2549bf63a8470f⋯.png (43.5 KB, 408x338, 204:169, __p.png)


>not showering

92dbcd  No.1175451

92dbcd  No.1175452


Only got a bit sweaty, lad. Was only wearing underwear when doing it smh

d3e87e  No.1175453

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

another wasted day haha

92dbcd  No.1175454


Smh the gay slayer died in 2012

92dbcd  No.1175455


Did bossman make you a neet?

d3e87e  No.1175456


I'm not 22st

92dbcd  No.1175457


Smdh im used to seeing him use it all the time, which lad are you?

I can't see flags on what I'm browsing on either

d3e87e  No.1175458


noflag woesposter

92dbcd  No.1175459


Based, just fuuuuck offfff

9d4fd4  No.1175460

4521fe  No.1175461

File: d05a85377a60564⋯.png (214.55 KB, 537x440, 537:440, keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….PNG)

9d4fd4  No.1175462


goodlad. Hope I can be that good of an uncle

9d4fd4  No.1175463

File: fc826a5d5bc7e67⋯.jpg (31.69 KB, 656x555, 656:555, fc826a5d5bc7e676918382eaff….jpg)

>tfw you look for wholesome inflation pics but google shows me "related images" of porn

4521fe  No.1175464

9d4fd4  No.1175465

File: 09a38b0bdb15ec9⋯.png (273.06 KB, 768x775, 768:775, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw it's not racist since abortion is a good thing

4521fe  No.1175466

File: db6a14f0a36ebc3⋯.png (147.41 KB, 245x370, 49:74, db6a14f0a36ebc3786519053a4….png)

9d4fd4  No.1175467

File: 103eec451e502ef⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1144x1390, 572:695, ClipboardImage.png)


>dropping that when we're all alone

4521fe  No.1175468

File: 1391e68599d3a02⋯.jpg (51.62 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 1558216003005.jpg)


its all shite anyway

9d4fd4  No.1175469

File: eb661bd2591e3f7⋯.png (19.99 KB, 650x650, 1:1, eb661bd2591e3f73166b79212c….png)

>tfw prefer messages over face to face

9d4fd4  No.1175470

didn't catch that last part with the video audio, lad

9d4fd4  No.1175471

>tfw missed the best part

4521fe  No.1175472

4521fe  No.1175473

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4521fe  No.1175474


i woke up my mummy so I had to cut it off

4521fe  No.1175475

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7b2349  No.1175476

File: a1ad8ed95719be9⋯.jpeg (41.39 KB, 638x659, 638:659, gordochop.jpeg)

4521fe  No.1175477


7b2349  No.1175478


They're having a comfy summer camp with the new lad

9d4fd4  No.1175479



d3e87e  No.1175480

File: 51d323a66a4b77b⋯.png (454.87 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 51d323a66a4b77b86c492b594b….png)

9d4fd4  No.1175482

File: 339f082d0014cd3⋯.png (233.29 KB, 637x607, 637:607, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no

>Racist internet memmies were once relegated to web forums and social media sites alike but have recently began popping up in real life situations, consequentially resulting in real life hatred. There is no argument the “Roman Salute” (a nazi white supremacist hand gesture) symbolizes racial hatred, but the new “Swastika Pose” with it’s contortionist characteristics has blurred the lines between hatred and comedy (which is exactly what they want)


d3e87e  No.1175484


>a nazi white supremacist hand gesture)

whats the need for them to add nazi AND white supremacist

9d4fd4  No.1175485

File: c5e31492b4dc37c⋯.png (114.35 KB, 799x814, 799:814, ClipboardImage.png)

>twilight shift

d3e87e  No.1175486

File: 2b9fefa786a2a2a⋯.png (267 KB, 637x360, 637:360, 1492863245691.png)


>dawn shift

>haven't slept again

9d4fd4  No.1175487


same, lad. Bossman rules my life now so I can't sleep before 9 AM

d3e87e  No.1175488

File: ce888ce88f2506a⋯.jpg (30.21 KB, 584x530, 292:265, 84lqzyiwylt11.jpg)



>when you do an all nighter but can't sleep because you have stuff to do the next day

9d4fd4  No.1175489


wouldn't doing an all nighter imply you weren't trying to sleep?

d3e87e  No.1175490

File: 500643131cc6ab8⋯.png (4.74 KB, 190x266, 5:7, 08kysm9sjkwz.png)

9d4fd4  No.1175491

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

remember to brush yo teef before going out

9d4fd4  No.1175492

File: e4dabae34e6966e⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1400x1400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Are you making fun of me or yourself, lad?

d3e87e  No.1175493

File: 3aa4d1a4e0a2261⋯.jpg (14.82 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 3aa4d1a4e0a226172535ce1734….jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175494

File: e773e5cf6634a09⋯.png (79.25 KB, 401x485, 401:485, 0244ed39e47cdae1695927be23….png)

9d4fd4  No.1175495


smh sounds bad and looks bad. It makes the others look so silly for talking to him smh

4521fe  No.1175496


good lad

4521fe  No.1175497

File: fb2f0775addcb00⋯.jpg (269.04 KB, 1600x1247, 1600:1247, cow.jpg)


d3e87e  No.1175498


mark and spence were arguing in it tho so it was funny

4521fe  No.1175499

File: 47da64d5497df0e⋯.png (303.51 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 47da64d5497df0e2cff9909363….png)

4521fe  No.1175500

File: dc3664e5165d96a⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 294x320, 147:160, 91EDlqOb5uL._AC_UL320_SR29….jpg)

492dcc  No.1175501

File: e5bacbabfe9da56⋯.jpg (202.33 KB, 720x960, 3:4, There's no way out of here.jpg)

>toiling through the EU elections

4521fe  No.1175502

File: 7a81b01c64cabe8⋯.png (267.92 KB, 416x464, 26:29, 1544632650152.png)

are they today?

492dcc  No.1175503


yeah i thought so right? they're usually on thursdays

4521fe  No.1175504

File: ddce9be8cde3e77⋯.png (174.81 KB, 500x510, 50:51, angery.PNG)

answer me

4521fe  No.1175505

492dcc  No.1175506

File: f7cff86e0086901⋯.jpg (138.33 KB, 919x774, 919:774, 1546391442917.jpg)

4521fe  No.1175507

File: 13fa3c08988bba9⋯.jpg (10.77 KB, 191x255, 191:255, deg.jpg)

9d4fd4  No.1175508

File: ebf895464c2241c⋯.png (3.26 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

he sleepy

bb9ca5  No.1175509


492dcc  No.1175510


miss my old roomate's cat. he'd nap with me as i shitposted all night. loved chin scratches. made sure he stayed inside though to protect the local birds.

d3e87e  No.1175511

File: 1f6b11da0344dc6⋯.png (229.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1493596943192.png)

who /not voting/ here

9d4fd4  No.1175512

File: 65490be10698d04⋯.jpg (3.89 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20170514_183620.jpg)

File: 15a56b2aa7eafe8⋯.jpg (2.87 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20170801_181536.jpg)


What about the mice?

9d4fd4  No.1175513

File: 29ac129bd6be956⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 20181118_125037.jpg)

File: 92bceb9c54b1a6d⋯.jpg (338.3 KB, 2016x1512, 4:3, 20190115_204303.jpg)

File: 72223d7d856d799⋯.jpg (2.99 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190119_141517.jpg)

d3e87e  No.1175514

File: 85bc4a1025256ca⋯.jpg (67.12 KB, 317x379, 317:379, 85bc4a1025256ca817307fa8de….jpg)

really want to sleep but she;s went and ordered a parcel reeeeeeeeeeee

9d4fd4  No.1175515

File: b08adfb5af78581⋯.png (423.85 KB, 480x640, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm buying another one, lads

492dcc  No.1175516


is that a bath mat?

9d4fd4  No.1175517

File: 7afa7cd9316cf29⋯.png (709.02 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, ClipboardImage.png)

492dcc  No.1175518


oh, ghey. it's quite kino though tbh.

9d4fd4  No.1175519



492dcc  No.1175521

File: 0e6c7b1301de96a⋯.jpg (28.71 KB, 425x425, 1:1, pepe bath mat.jpg)

these are better

9d4fd4  No.1175522


don't like the idea of bath mats tbh. they disgust me.

d3e87e  No.1175523

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1468218553644.jpg)


bb9ca5  No.1175524


The sun is up too early aye

9d4fd4  No.1175525


>tfw could lay my head back and fall asleep instantly but I have to stay awake for 2 more hours or I get the whip

d3e87e  No.1175526

File: 2f76576557bff77⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1456289080351.jpg)


luv life me

9d4fd4  No.1175527

File: 2f4da33b2313e87⋯.png (12.78 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)

9d4fd4  No.1175529

File: 310a8b700a8a759⋯.png (2.93 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


d3e87e  No.1175530



492dcc  No.1175531


what do yer mam and pa think about you still living at home? do they secretly want you to stay to help them forget about getting old?

9d4fd4  No.1175532

File: ee367f3592415dc⋯.jpg (2.21 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 20181118_130436.jpg)

File: 8b0f2cb753088d7⋯.jpg (482.73 KB, 2016x1512, 4:3, 20190216_101437.jpg)

File: fd9042c1bbd4af1⋯.png (10.66 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, fd9042c1bbd4af1295cdbdb835….png)


I don't think so

9d4fd4  No.1175533


dad probably doesn't like it but mummy is the boss and I asked her if I could live here if I got a gf and she said yes.

cbb4bf  No.1175535

File: 83d2e1438bca765⋯.png (893.25 KB, 681x1200, 227:400, 51e5ea41e055b4515684e68ca5….png)

Morning lids

492dcc  No.1175536

File: ea58cea3eee9a9f⋯.png (57.8 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1412524083064.png)


will u and gf get the master marital bedroom and put ma and pa in the basement so you can start a new family like the mormons do?

d3e87e  No.1175537


why you choking a kitten you sicko

d3e87e  No.1175538


he isn't going to get a gf he doesn't even have his own bank account

9d4fd4  No.1175539


Nah I'd probably use my room. The whole family would spend time in the living room


I'm not actually choking it


I do, it's just that mummy controls it

d3e87e  No.1175541

File: 0a0ae97547f41cd⋯.png (13.38 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1511725493376.png)

> it's just that mummy controls it

492dcc  No.1175542

i was kicked out of "home" at 17 and dropped out of uni a couple years later. tough times and hard toil for a while there, but you learn how to live and budget. most of our lifestyles on here are pretty cheap tbh, there's probably NEETs here living a pretty quality shitposting lifestyle with some sort of vice.

40aa2d  No.1175543

File: 985f82b5415d94d⋯.jpg (146.36 KB, 1440x1545, 96:103, d39f125.jpg)


Similar story here, minus dropping out of uni. Taught me how to live on a shoestring and how to do it well. Now I'm a full time wagie that doesn't spent it all on payday, I can actually afford things as well as putting a significant chunk of it away each month. I eat like a king for half the cost of what most spend on a week of lunches. It's painful to see people working themselves into the ground all week only to go and spend it all at 'The Club' on Friday, then complain they've got no money to pay Chelsea the child support. Deanos piss me off lads.

1f4bac  No.1175544



Good lads. Buy a house. Dad with two daughters

d3e87e  No.1175545

File: e169026ec1d4b44⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 380x349, 380:349, mq51x4utfbo21.jpg)


>Dad with two daughters

this is a zoomer board grandpa

1f4bac  No.1175546


I’ve seen some dad-posting here — so I’m not entirely convinced kiddo.

492dcc  No.1175547

File: 6fae248a85456b5⋯.jpg (13.9 KB, 350x263, 350:263, 1408642652176.jpg)


based, living the dream. do you get to read them stories every night?

1f4bac  No.1175548


I used to, they are teenagers now, we go “dating” at least once a month.

>inb there is nothing sleazy about it

492dcc  No.1175549

File: 31cc797a660ca63⋯.png (17.47 KB, 723x513, 241:171, 31cc797a660ca6325a4f9dca8d….png)


u wot? you mean you take your daughters out for dates?

d3e87e  No.1175550

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)


>at least once a month.

a…are you estranged from them

1f4bac  No.1175551


Yes, we’re going to a place of her choice (usually places like a fancy restaurant, coffee bar, Spoons but McDonalds is not uncommon) to have some daughter and father time. Getting to know her, instilling good values, and showing her how a man should treat a woman in social situations. Nothing unsavory or incestuous about it.

1f4bac  No.1175552


No, they’re busy with school, ballet, music classes. I’m busy with my work and occasional shitposting so two or three hours of uninterrupted time when we’re going out is great.

e1b4ed  No.1175553

File: 8b4be959aa83045⋯.jpg (327.71 KB, 925x1200, 37:48, 8b4be959aa830457957ac330d6….jpg)

Gonna vote Brexit party today lads.

1f4bac  No.1175554



I’m just waiting for the wife to come back from her charity meeting and we will go together to vote

247f22  No.1175555

File: bbd58b5561b1c3e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


Good lad.

d3e87e  No.1175556


they'll become sluts if they aren't already swallowing loads every week

1f4bac  No.1175557


Good lad.


In your wet dreams.

d3e87e  No.1175559


>In your wet dreams.

in theirs you mean

23baa2  No.1175560

Just got back from voting Brexit Party lads. Couldn't snap a picture of the ballot because they didn't have closed booths.

1f4bac  No.1175561



1f4bac  No.1175562


Good lad

d3e87e  No.1175563

File: 457288473c4d9da⋯.jpg (118.03 KB, 406x364, 29:26, 1462982977269.jpg)

>all these vote cucks

23baa2  No.1175564

oh shit, think i accidentally put my poll card in the ballot box instead of my ballot

1f4bac  No.1175565


too much pornhub

64d3b2  No.1175566

>oh shit i need to vote today


lad pakis can do it right with instructions.

492dcc  No.1175567


they've had a lot more practice tbf

247f22  No.1175568


You don't need to take that with you anyway.


Smh, better than nothing.

64d3b2  No.1175569


true, sometimes they vote 4 or 5 times each election.

6aae31  No.1175570

voted for Brexit party, it was either that or Tommy

23baa2  No.1175571

We don't get the results until the 26th

Fuck's sake lads, was looking forward to a comfy night of watching the live results

d3e87e  No.1175572


>barely sees his teenage daughters in this degenerate age

>they probably have i phones

>their friends are probably slags

you are delusional

d3e87e  No.1175573


>t was either that or Tommy

lad you should have went for TOMMEH you dumb cunt

247f22  No.1175574


You've been on the internet too much lad.

64d3b2  No.1175575

>German Grandmother phones me to help her carry some stuff from her loft

>gonna get her into voting for brexit party

1f4bac  No.1175576


they just love democracy


Good lad


That’s a pity

6aae31  No.1175577


tommy is a zionist shill tho, he worked for rebel media

23baa2  No.1175578


Everyone in politics is a Zionist shill lad.

64d3b2  No.1175579


>another one with two girls

Does anyone here have sons?

6aae31  No.1175580

1f4bac  No.1175582


I hope so,

23baa2  No.1175583

talking to a lass from NORF scotland lads, what should I expect?

d3e87e  No.1175584


not an argument

64d3b2  No.1175585


Any advice beyond the obvious being there and instilling good values? mine are still in primary school

d3e87e  No.1175586


when SA wakes up you are banned you tranny cunt

d3e87e  No.1175587


go back to pol tbh

1f4bac  No.1175588



247f22  No.1175589

Where all the mods when you need them


Go back to where belong >>>/newbrit/

17981f  No.1175590

>North West 2019


>Mohmmad Aslam

>Tommy Robinson

Whats the deal here, don't we vote for a party in the EU elections?

9648ef  No.1175591

File: cadd46ae44bd647⋯.jpeg (185.68 KB, 1197x1600, 1197:1600, E268B06C-A428-4145-87B6-9….jpeg)

File: 87058691a0d3004⋯.jpeg (178.96 KB, 1185x1600, 237:320, 48038948-8529-4615-BA38-E….jpeg)

Cunts tbh

64d3b2  No.1175592

Also remember to take a pen.

1f4bac  No.1175593


Keep them busy with learning and classes so there is no time for idle thoughts. Tell them they’re beautiful seriously do it and be happy to answer any questions. Spend time together one on one, like the idea of “dating” or just going to feed ducks. No smartphones for obvious reasons.

23baa2  No.1175594

heard a lot of lefties talking about Mosley and the Blackshirts recently. Have they only just found out who Ozzy Mozzy was?

d3e87e  No.1175595

File: 6c26501e4717fd9⋯.jpg (56.62 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1508819504415.jpg)

bb9ca5  No.1175596


Assaulting a defenceless old man, based.

1f4bac  No.1175597

>After our first back-and-forth, I started speaking to True Brit on a near-daily basis. Most of our conversations tended to tread similar ground, covering topics that were popular on rightwing social media. We talked about what True Brit referred to as “Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs” and how they were, in True Brit’s words, “just following the commands of their prophet”. True Brit talked to me about how Muslims were taking over towns and schools and encouraging non-Muslim children to wear headscarves, information they had gleaned from a Breitbart article about schoolchildren in Leicester visiting a mosque. And although True Brit evaded my questions about who they were, they were keen to ask me personal questions: why wasn’t I married yet? Did I intend to circumcise my future children? Would I kill my future child if they were gay?

>After weeks of talking, True Brit agreed to meet me at their home.


1f4bac  No.1175598


Age is a protected charecteristic under Equalities Act 2010. Clearly a hate crime has occured.

d3e87e  No.1175599


larp or some dumb boomer

1f4bac  No.1175600



>A middle-aged man opened the door, wearing a pair of three-quarter-length khaki shorts and a plain blue T-shirt with two yellow stains on the front.

fa7d16  No.1175601


The press keeps bringing him up nowadays to associate with Nige.

d3e87e  No.1175602


they always use these strawman caricatures

1f4bac  No.1175603

File: 8f269154da292e1⋯.jpg (33.95 KB, 590x350, 59:35, ukip-angry-poster-linking-….jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175604

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CBC uses Snapchat to promote sex, drugs and polygamy to kids


1f4bac  No.1175605


Imagine if he came to my place 5-bed detached or one of you muscular lads opened him the door.

1f4bac  No.1175606


No smartphones for kids. Simple as.

fa7d16  No.1175607

Republican Senator Says Facebook and Instagram Need to ‘Disappear’

Josh Hawley, who works on antitrust, says social media companies don't need to be broken up, they need to be eradicated altogether


1f4bac  No.1175608

File: 53567c04e3f6cfb⋯.jpg (64.15 KB, 634x423, 634:423, 13839446-7058963-image-a-8….jpg)

This is great.

657042  No.1175609

File: 3c56e0eb89cf9c6⋯.png (26.23 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 3c56e0eb89cf9c64b14b3d287e….png)

657042  No.1175610


That lad gives me hope for the new generation of Republicans.

cf24f9  No.1175611


Give me neither poverty nor riches tbh, it's really unsettling to see this from a man who makes so much cash.

1f4bac  No.1175612


Every parents’ dream.

e8a506  No.1175613

File: b1834ae31c7a6bd⋯.jpg (246.07 KB, 1080x1607, 1080:1607, Screenshot_20190523_104132.jpg)

>Non citizens should have all the rights of citizens

fa7d16  No.1175614

File: 2934bc4f24b7aaa⋯.jpg (129.7 KB, 824x781, 824:781, D7NWeC5XoAAy4v9.jpg)

>live on a dyson sphere

…u wot

cf24f9  No.1175615


Is she going to open her house to random strangers next?

1f4bac  No.1175616


EU citizens must be registered to vote, not just simply turn up and expect to be served. This is in the EU rules Ginna.

1f4bac  No.1175617

fa7d16  No.1175618


I know it is lad but that's not what a dyson sphere is for.

e8a506  No.1175619


Presumably the robots give us the perpetual energy.

f12651  No.1175620


This really pisses me off. Apparently the old lad had served 20 years in the paras.

cf24f9  No.1175621


Still fighting for Britain to this day. Major respect.

fa7d16  No.1175622





tbf looks like he took it like a champ, and all this does is smear antifa even worse

f12651  No.1175623



I can pretty much guess what the guy who threw it looks like.

Voting Brexit party later today lads.

cf24f9  No.1175624


Good man.

fa7d16  No.1175625

File: 44739dad8dfda95⋯.png (250.62 KB, 514x606, 257:303, bregsit_apu.png)


course we can lad, an irredeemable cretin who'd crap himself in a fair fight

good lad, same here

ff3395  No.1175626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ff3395  No.1175627

File: 91d7923ef6c3125⋯.jpg (27.6 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Tommy-Robinson-and-Zionist….jpg)

1f4bac  No.1175628



Good lads. Same here.

fa7d16  No.1175629

File: 73537e8a5df564f⋯.jpg (23.31 KB, 360x360, 1:1, DpqOgwsWwAIcnXK.jpg)

polling station then pub tbh lads

1f4bac  No.1175630


Same scenario, but going with my wife

cf24f9  No.1175631

Can't vote because of a suspicious package, tbh.

fa7d16  No.1175632







>A middle-aged man opened the door, wearing a pair of three-quarter-length khaki shorts and a plain blue T-shirt with two yellow stains on the front.

>True Brit immediately shook my hand and welcomed me into his home, warning me not to take off my shoes in case I accidentally stepped in cat poo.

>He introduced himself as Phil. He was short, with broad shoulders that rolled forward as he moved into his default slouch.

>In harsh light, a slight paunch was visible. He had thin wisps of light brown hair that barely covered his receding hairline and uneven stubble covering his face.

The mark of a lie is too many details. These seem like excessive points that would be in a fanfiction about alt-right trolls.

bb9ca5  No.1175633


Surely "all" political violence is a hate crime at this point. Attacking someone for their beliefs and what not.

1f4bac  No.1175634


More details lad

fa7d16  No.1175635


not if they are "racist sexist nazi bigots"

fa7d16  No.1175636

File: 98e223fa3926741⋯.jpg (37.46 KB, 638x800, 319:400, wakey wakey.jpg)

are you ready for round two lads

1f4bac  No.1175637


Good point.



cf24f9  No.1175638


Just had a policewoman show up and say we can't vote because they found a suspicious package at Shepherd's Hill tbh, police are everywhere. Leftist area anyway so it's a good thing if it reduces votes.

fa7d16  No.1175639


>implying the lefties turn out to vote


Read through any other article from journos like this, it's always the same Year 4 writing assignment wank.

bb9ca5  No.1175640

Just voted

One of the local parties Brighton was the Socialist Party. "Socialism World Wide" was their slogan.

As if the EU isnt Socialist globohomo order already.

fa7d16  No.1175641

File: 4d700344f5546af⋯.png (348.5 KB, 576x692, 144:173, h.png)

cf24f9  No.1175642


Basically saying "status quo worldwide", yeah.

fa7d16  No.1175643

File: abd976b8da746b9⋯.jpg (145.08 KB, 1200x802, 600:401, D7PjWpvXoAEqcTo.jpg)

File: ba5ee699e6d1d23⋯.jpg (171.7 KB, 1200x802, 600:401, D7PjWpzW4AEwfOr.jpg)

File: ff2fbcfd059f35e⋯.jpg (191.25 KB, 1200x802, 600:401, D7PjWpqWwAAX7IB.jpg)

File: e172ecee7edc311⋯.jpg (198.62 KB, 1200x802, 600:401, D7PjWpxWwAAu2bp.jpg)


1f4bac  No.1175644


Good. Why are you still in London?


It was interesting that True Brit didn’t know about the chans, otherwise the journo would be all over it..


Good lad.


Waiting for a wife to come home, voting, pub lunch, pick up my girls from school.

fa7d16  No.1175645

File: 1745c50ca6bae81⋯.jpg (48.16 KB, 644x338, 322:169, 1745c50ca6bae81f57699351a4….jpg)

File: 3a525c420803f7b⋯.jpg (178.53 KB, 1079x1143, 1079:1143, cb2127028c56f8ff7e107f6ab1….jpg)

Which way, Brexit man?

fa7d16  No.1175646


>It was interesting that True Brit didn’t know about the chans

Makes it sound more like a boomer and fits the description, but seems rather suspect that he'd not even heard of them since most people have by now. Maybe they realised their lie was overdone as it is and felt that would've given the game away.

>Waiting for a wife to come home, voting, pub lunch, pick up my girls from school

Wholesome, good lad.

cf24f9  No.1175647


>Why are you still in London?

Can't afford to move out.

1f4bac  No.1175648


Brexit Party tbh, UKIP is tainted with Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad and Tommy

247f22  No.1175649


At some point it has to count as defamation or at least libel, the tone of that poster annoys me.

fa7d16  No.1175650

File: a32363a5f333a07⋯.jpg (93.17 KB, 902x661, 902:661, 100.jpg)

1f4bac  No.1175651


Do you own a property in London? If you do, there are options. Plan for it if you’re going to have kids which I hope everyone does on this board.

1f4bac  No.1175652


>fears people would take the message literally

It’s beautiful.

1f4bac  No.1175653


Cheers. You’ll be a good dad too

fa7d16  No.1175654

File: a9a4e0d61c01892⋯.png (202.03 KB, 564x530, 282:265, nige (7).png)


They really are doing the work us lazy Brits won't do and securing votes for TPB.


y-you too

247f22  No.1175655


>Just because we’re outraged by her views it doesn’t mean everyone will be, and more importantly there will be some who’ll take her words at face value.

Admitting that they're being highly disingenuous, scum tbh.

fa7d16  No.1175656

File: 9a5d0affd2c6b48⋯.png (66.19 KB, 659x609, 659:609, 1844.png)


And all it amounted to was a shot in the foot.

1f4bac  No.1175657


I’m one already. Two teenage daughters.

fa7d16  No.1175658


I know lad I was memiing, went through your earlier posts and that's some top advice lad.

1f4bac  No.1175659

From elsewhere in Metro scum:

>I needed to borrow a fair bit of cash a few years back to get out of a toxic relationship (we lived together and he owned the house).

Toxic relationship is when a man owns the house, bloody hell.

It gets better.

>I earn around £31,200 a year. In my savings account right now I have… £12.

Freelance writer sucking cocks in London

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/23/save-freelance-writer-london-earns-31k-year-12-saved-9652161/

fa7d16  No.1175660

File: 08bff31d26df2c6⋯.jpg (240.23 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, D3vlp8UW4AEezdX.jpg)

File: e56637ea13b8fca⋯.jpg (150.21 KB, 796x1200, 199:300, D3vlqZPWkAAf10t.jpg)

good lad

fa7d16  No.1175661


>>I earn around £31,200 a year. In my savings account right now I have… £12

How is that even fucking possible?

3511dd  No.1175662


By spending £31,188 in a year?

1f4bac  No.1175663


According to the article she spends £720 on rent. Our first mortgage on a 3-bed house was considerably lower.

Just move out from London ffs.

1f4bac  No.1175664

There is more:

>Jenny saves: I earn £24,500 a year, and in my savings account right now I have £0.

>Broadband is £31 and my mobile phone bill tends to come in at £46

She’s wasting her best years of her life toiling with nothing to show for it. Strong independant woman.

247f22  No.1175665


Probably buys a lot of cosmetic crap, fancy food, girls night out, lots of clothes etc… a lesson in materialism and frivolous spending yet being enabled so that they don't have to learn financial responsibility.

fa7d16  No.1175666




That's still under £10k, and yes travel is expensive in London too but even then it's £2k a year going from Zone 1-8 so she's still only spending £10k. That leaves her £21,200 to play with.

>£50 a month towards my credit card


>£200/m towards loans


>£8/m on Amazon Prime, £140/m on travel, £10/m on lotto

£1900~ yearly

So this is another £5k~ a year, putting her down to £16k left with which to play.

The rest of this is food and unless she's feeding a family there's very little reason to be spending more than £50 a week AT MOST on groceries (and even then that's just £2600 a year)

She's clearly fucking lying and is blowing her money on crap and then going "waah waah look at me I'm so poor :("

fa7d16  No.1175667

Oh she says she buys food on the Monday for the week for £15, so that's £780 yearly according to her.

Where the fuck is she blowing all her money I wonder?

7b2349  No.1175668

File: fe96af430bc8456⋯.png (13.83 KB, 662x478, 331:239, reveal.png)

Voted for UKIP

3e96c5  No.1175669

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



7b2349  No.1175670


Nige is my MEP, there's no point voting TBP, I want the other votes to go UKIP not Green Lib Dem

fa7d16  No.1175671

File: 045061bbd37c137⋯.mp4 (5.66 MB, 540x540, 1:1, th.mp4)

>I spend more on beer yearly than she does on loans and I still have savings

1f4bac  No.1175672



Female logic. Just get married and have a kid or two, have a happy family. We did survive on one salary for a long time. It’s doable.

fa7d16  No.1175673

File: c031fcb76f19a8d⋯.jpg (54.48 KB, 750x875, 6:7, dril.jpg)


>"You fancy treating yourself to a cocktail? That’s £13 gone, sorry."

>spending £13 fucking quid on a fucking cocktail

1f4bac  No.1175674


Once you’re in a comitted relationship, and I do recommed marriage, it’s so much easier to save. There is no need for all this dating extravaganza.

247f22  No.1175675


Can get enough beer for a week for that much.

6b8474  No.1175676

just dropped a tsar bomba in the BXP box tbh

fa7d16  No.1175677

File: 9bfbb13b9fe54ff⋯.jpg (94.13 KB, 523x800, 523:800, norf (2).jpg)


I forgot to include the tax but then she'd still have £8k, also she has a boyfriend who also has money.

This is just ridiculous tbqh, why do women do this to themselves.


Scored four cans of carling for a quid the other day,

1f4bac  No.1175678


Good lad

23baa2  No.1175679



Women are the perfect hyperconsumers, no wonder the multinationals are trying to get more money in their pockets.

fa7d16  No.1175680



6b8474  No.1175681

Any lads got a wormery

1f4bac  No.1175682


Women and homos tbh

1f4bac  No.1175683


Ask when bushposter is in. He’s into worms and insects.

6b8474  No.1175684


ok lad

fa7d16  No.1175685

File: c8f64efe3d1c041⋯.png (633.92 KB, 576x988, 144:247, gj..png)

File: 7343d51cd6ca4f2⋯.mp4 (1.46 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Cox.mp4)

b1ebfe  No.1175686


they could of got him a bigger box of malteasers fucking hell

b1ebfe  No.1175687


was thinking of making one tbh couldn't find the right compost worms locally but i have seen them since

not paying £60 for a bag of fucking worms

1f4bac  No.1175688



Top lad. Can we send him a gift feom /brit/? How would it work?

b1ebfe  No.1175689

did you lads get a poll card for the eu elections?

1f4bac  No.1175690


Yes, you had to register for them.

e8a506  No.1175691


b1ebfe  No.1175692


separately from the normal registration?

fa7d16  No.1175693

File: 15cd210fe797130⋯.jpg (102.73 KB, 698x840, 349:420, police sussex.jpg)

File: 6587e8f4e492ef6⋯.png (344.94 KB, 756x894, 126:149, police (2).png)


budget cuts lad, got to save that money to poz him later on

fa7d16  No.1175694


We could pool together but don't know how to do that anonymously and still get it addressed to him.

b1ebfe  No.1175695



nvm lad found it

17981f  No.1175696


Just get the 250g bag they reproduce fairly quick


e8a506  No.1175697

>live in Brighton

>polling station full of actual gays and teenage girls with Lush bags

>voted for are Nige

Feels good lads

b1ebfe  No.1175698


i really like birds (women kind too) and i feel like being able to toss a bunch of worms out my pockets will make all the birds love me

fa7d16  No.1175699


good lad


you could just use seed or something lel

fa7d16  No.1175700

File: 5f9f5c20bc74193⋯.jpg (109.79 KB, 682x600, 341:300, 5aal.jpg)

>there's some lad in Britain walking around with worms in his pockets

I'm in tears.

cf24f9  No.1175701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Like the faintly military tone of this hymn.


Imagine the spilled spaghetti scenario but instead worms fall out of his pockets, keeek.

b1ebfe  No.1175702


yeah but worms also compost


feel like building my own brood would be much more fun

6d4533  No.1175703

File: 1eaa5efbef24648⋯.jpeg (3.32 KB, 145x148, 145:148, download (1).jpeg)

just wanked after 3 weeks on nofap

Sorry lads

fa7d16  No.1175704


start again lad

fa7d16  No.1175705


That's exactly what came to mind lel

f636b2  No.1175706


>that sound quality


cf24f9  No.1175707


God forgives you lad, you can definitely make it.


Smh. I was listening to it on Spotify and found the YouTube upload of the exact same song, embedding it with the assumption they'd be the same, but the sound quality seems to have been wrecked.

d9b45a  No.1175708

Wife’s finally here, a quickie before we’re going to vote and off to the pub. Quality day tbh.

fa7d16  No.1175709

File: 9dcaa286f8890f6⋯.jpg (86.19 KB, 992x744, 4:3, Elliot_Rodger.jpg)

>it's Elliot Rodger day today as well

c1572c  No.1175710

Gonna go out and vote in a min got my sharpie

fa7d16  No.1175711

File: c529693b888fac2⋯.jpg (156.93 KB, 1080x1184, 135:148, sarkar milkshake (1).jpg)

File: 4c10469d6246f8e⋯.jpg (113.68 KB, 755x1200, 151:240, sarkar milkshake (2).jpg)

File: 5356302d2e796de⋯.jpg (4.91 KB, 309x163, 309:163, download.jpg)

e8a506  No.1175712


I'm at 14 months, my life has changed so much for the better. I'm more productive, happier and now have a beautiful pregnant girlfriend.

I'd never go back.

17981f  No.1175713

cf24f9  No.1175714


Congratulations on your success.

cbb4bf  No.1175715

File: 5470eee78a7c4e7⋯.jpeg (63.97 KB, 960x541, 960:541, 5470eee78a7c4e75231567ebb….jpeg)



>I will never have a beautiful loving family

why live

8cd8df  No.1175716


> information they had gleaned from a Breitbart article about schoolchildren in Leicester visiting a mosque

y-yeah r-right

8cd8df  No.1175718


its like one of those really lame Young Turks troll videos from 2014

8cd8df  No.1175719

8cd8df  No.1175720


>the angry eyes

my sides

b9bc20  No.1175721

I'm seeing a lot of cope already on twatter, they honestly believe it's gonna be a remain result. Can't wait for the meltdown tomorrow and the inevitable denial of the result smdh

cbb4bf  No.1175722


Do you have the picture of that elderly man putting a letter into the Allah Akbar woman's eye slot?

8cd8df  No.1175723


>thot with a black eye

my orbital sides

b9bc20  No.1175724


Sounds a bit racist that, lad. I disavow

8cd8df  No.1175725


>he got all his info from Youtube

>he lives in central Birmingham


this sounds totally legit and not an attack on youtube

8cd8df  No.1175726



>lives in central Birmingham

>isnt a muslim

the least realistic aspect of this story

fa7d16  No.1175727

File: 30a617a3daaf485⋯.jpg (29.83 KB, 540x295, 108:59, BLfJLS3CQAEdBd9.jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175728

File: 0563fcb8b844947⋯.jpg (69.74 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, imgID168848014.jpg.gallery.jpg)

fa7d16  No.1175729

File: 68e844a8cca87f1⋯.mp4 (395.51 KB, 400x304, 25:19, may ofah.mp4)

cbb4bf  No.1175730

File: 5f4fdcd5dbe473c⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 5f4fdcd5dbe473c5ec95c8d2e2….jpg)



Kek, thanks lad

bb9ca5  No.1175731


tough local brit kids tbh

f12651  No.1175732


When you realise her dad is a deadbeat who left before she even knew him, Everything about her makes sense.

8cd8df  No.1175733


>search for "World2Awaken"

>no hits other than unrelated shit and this article

yeah its fake

f12651  No.1175734

Just been to the pub for lunch lads. Was quality. Two more hours of meetings then I’m off to cast my vote for the Brexit Party.

fa7d16  No.1175735


that tweet was the final piece of the puzzle

b9bc20  No.1175737

Nearly 5 months on #nodrink lads. Losing weight and feeling awesome

bb9ca5  No.1175738


Its amazing how unready all the other parties where. This IS the second referendum, all theyve managed to do is split the vote and throw delicious milkshakes on people whilst Nige has been doing some Donald tier touring.

It's a good day :^) tbh

b9bc20  No.1175739


It's like they never learned anything from how badly they ran the 2016 one

7b2349  No.1175740

Can they not even do fucking exit polls? Such a load of cucked shit waiting for some French fags three day weekend to be over so they can rig the vote

e1b4ed  No.1175741

File: 23dab68fc225dcf⋯.jpg (40.65 KB, 580x386, 290:193, 1466861825696.jpg)

>just voted Brexit Party

Had a lovely walk to the polling station. Sun shining, barely a cloud in the sky, and didn't see a single wog. Felt the most local I've felt in years.

8cd8df  No.1175742

tfw just voted UKIP

b9bc20  No.1175743

>voting urip

The absolute state

50b913  No.1175744

just finished voting as well lads

cant wait for the upcoming chaos tbh

553ed2  No.1175745

File: 01b58b2b5a1810b⋯.jpg (31.11 KB, 386x420, 193:210, Annie-Lennox-annie-lennox-….jpg)

it was a tough choice but in the end I voted SNP

bb9ca5  No.1175746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Woes interviewing Lucy

Must be tough emotionally

bb9ca5  No.1175747

London’s Whitehall briefly closed over 'suspect item,’ police block off 10 Downing Street


bb9ca5  No.1175748


>Happy to update the item concerned has now been fully assessed and deemed non-suspicious. Roads will be reopened shortly. Thanks again for your patience and cooperation

8cd8df  No.1175749


Woes is literally an Incel

cf24f9  No.1175750


Good lad. Our voting station is in a beautiful library built in 1902.

7b2349  No.1175751


Decolonise it NOW

92dbcd  No.1175752


Smh you pussy

5f9d22  No.1175753


Don't be fooled into thinking school is about getting educated.

f636b2  No.1175754

Talking to one of the voting ladies and she said they've had a shit turnout, which is a good thing since I'm in a Lib-Dem stronghold.

bb9ca5  No.1175755


theyve havnt promoted it enough on their side. Meanwhile Im pretty sure most Leavers know what's happening.

f1539d  No.1175756

File: 57c2d5fc244ed30⋯.png (971.1 KB, 552x800, 69:100, Blue-passport-1971-1972-Ho….png)

File: 6f2dd1af7f037eb⋯.jpg (7.51 KB, 176x286, 8:13, imagesY1QIM3WR.jpg)

File: 424c48bc55abbbf⋯.jpg (69.11 KB, 780x416, 15:8, BBOgVcK.jpg)

I hope the closet Brexiteers are out in force today.

f1539d  No.1175757

File: d03eba991cf7698⋯.jpg (80.54 KB, 1048x1200, 131:150, Dqj2kDOWsAIDAUL.jpg)


cool cat

d798a1  No.1175758

File: 40c9eabe8b6369d⋯.jpg (354.38 KB, 1832x1792, 229:224, 40c9eabe8b6369d08ddea3247d….jpg)

>no results until sunday

b1ebfe  No.1175759


that seems so dodgy to me

d14929  No.1175760

File: 292006f9c496d4f⋯.png (169.24 KB, 657x527, 657:527, Deus Vult Pepe.png)


well done lad keep up the good work

b9bc20  No.1175761


Not as dodgy as encouraging furriners to turn up at the polling station despite not being registered for obvious reasons, then screeching about how bad it is that they were turned away

bb9ca5  No.1175762


on the being good diet this week

craved a drink yesterday tbh but do that and Ill be eating tendies and ice cream in no time. Its amazing how quick one or the other effects my weight and appearance.

b1ebfe  No.1175763


lol my sister used the "Europeans were not allowed to vote" then got upset when i laughed at her

who was promoting that euros do that?

bb9ca5  No.1175764


saying that its treadmill time too

b9bc20  No.1175765


Gina Miller et al

Soros effectively

9a4d39  No.1175766

File: 6437c00c46c9cde⋯.jpg (108.98 KB, 1022x680, 511:340, image0-20.jpg)

7b2349  No.1175767

File: b4a70075ef64280⋯.jpeg (9 KB, 255x226, 255:226, 121.jpeg)

247f22  No.1175768

File: 1ec77a0567bb014⋯.png (650.04 KB, 1104x598, 24:13, ClipboardImage.png)


>Move to a different country

>People of said country make laws you don't like

The door hasn't moved.

247f22  No.1175769

>Forgot I attached an image

Whoops, it's to do with Chinese caterpillars that destroy native box hedges, interesting how must outbreaks of it in the UK are within the M25.

b9bc20  No.1175770


They will use this to invalidate the result so they can carry on saying the majority have changed their minds on brexit. Mark my words

b9bc20  No.1175771

The irony of remainers using that hashtag is astounding

553ed2  No.1175772

File: 895fbb5cb41b6fe⋯.jpg (131.96 KB, 1200x670, 120:67, tonights entertainment.jpg)

wew looks like another tough grind tonight lads

45a352  No.1175773

Voted ukip

9a4d39  No.1175774

File: 9d80689833842de⋯.jpg (101.27 KB, 750x1244, 375:622, x6anu75vfvz21.jpg)

Should count himself lucky that they werent milkshake wounds imo

f98ec6  No.1175775

File: 624d0408c21ab9c⋯.png (6.72 MB, 1878x2492, 939:1246, 1.png)

57713e  No.1175776

>go to the polling station

>all pencils

>ask the lady for a pen instead of a pencil

>"u-uuh why do you need a p-pen?"

>"So no cunt switches my vote."

>"J-just use a p-pencil."

>"… Sure."

Thank fuck I noticed I had a pen in my back pocket.

cf24f9  No.1175777


Ouch, in retrospect I can't say I had your luck there. Still, we'll win, I think.

57713e  No.1175778


Who'd you vote for lad?

9a4d39  No.1175779

File: e02e1b01823aea6⋯.png (914.5 KB, 800x891, 800:891, f77dbe80296b457bc53a89ca6e….png)

>conservatives terrified of their votes being tampered or not counted

If they really wanted to do so they'd just digitally edit and reprint your ballot, not erase/whiteout it.

f636b2  No.1175780

File: f41907db530b666⋯.jpg (62.59 KB, 706x703, 706:703, D7H5WqpWwAA9h50.jpg)

>the lefty from the other day is back to rant about milkshakes and Jordon Peterson

4c1780  No.1175781

Can't wait to vote for the Tory party 2.

553ed2  No.1175782

File: 6fcf655afaccdd5⋯.jpg (87.39 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, emulsion.jpg)

File: c429b092a96f66d⋯.jpg (109.24 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, STA429357.jpg)

>not just taking 10 litres of emulsion down to the polling station and painting BERXIT in 10 foot letters down the side of a primary school

they have to count it legally

57713e  No.1175783


Makes me wonder if we should start lobbing chocolate milkshakes at lefties while shouting "BLACKED"

553ed2  No.1175784

just realised nige is gonna hoover up votes from anyone who just writes brexit on their polling paper, what a genius

badb76  No.1175785


Who is Lucy Brown and why does she think she is worth Woes' time?

8cd8df  No.1175786

9a4d39  No.1175787


Also if you do this they have to count all students enrolled as having voted brexit, thats why they are so strict about large flatbrushes and paint

f88d5c  No.1175788

File: 22dac559d571867⋯.png (48.72 KB, 203x239, 203:239, corbynwinsagain.png)

f636b2  No.1175789


Why bother? It's not like anything they've done serious or impeded the votes, it's just impotent anger from a group of people who have already lost.

cf24f9  No.1175790


The Brexit Party.

871a8f  No.1175791



f1004a  No.1175792


forbritain.uk candidate I think and independant journalist

7b2349  No.1175793

File: a300f9a85575802⋯.jpeg (26.39 KB, 600x399, 200:133, Jeb4.jpeg)

7b2349  No.1175794


I'll bet the Hamster sexually harasses her smh

7b2349  No.1175795

Does Tommeh have a box for himself?

553ed2  No.1175796


no lad you indicate a vote for him by bellowing OOOOOOOOHHH TOMMEH TOMMEH in the polling booth

f1004a  No.1175797

File: 7b30e194410c427⋯.jpg (121.7 KB, 960x754, 480:377, o rly.jpg)


I'd watch that

fa7d16  No.1175799

f1004a  No.1175800

bb9ca5  No.1175801


I wonder what political alleigiance to the EU it's citizens have when living in a different country.

Highly likely to be pro globohomo imo. That's a shame, nay, a travesty.

2c8563  No.1175822


That's a long way off.

2c8563  No.1175823


It can give you jaw cancer.

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