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File: 06ac8c010b85220⋯.jpg (185.91 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, brexit surge.jpg)

File: 9f153edfe873636⋯.jpg (56.65 KB, 712x960, 89:120, brexit surge (1).jpg)

File: b88d02eff33f982⋯.mp4 (10.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BREXIT SURGE.mp4)

dfead3  No.1179422

Tory WARNING: Farage to be PM if Tories FAIL to deliver on Brexit, says radio host

NIGEL FARAGE will become the “de facto” leader of the country if the next Conservative leader fails to deliver on the vote of 17.4 million Britons in the 2016 Brexit referendum

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1132247/Brexit-news-Nigel-Farage-latest-deal-vote-Theresa-May-Boris-Johnson-Brexit-Party-UK-EU

Brexit Party forecast to win the most votes

The last polls (taken before voting day) show that Nigel Farage's Brexit Party was likely to gain the most votes in the UK

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/05/26/european-elections-polls-2019-brexit-party-uk-eu/

Philip Hammond: PM cannot ignore Parliament on no-deal Brexit

Chancellor Philip Hammond has warned that it would be very difficult for any prime minister who backs a policy of leaving the EU with no deal, to retain the confidence of the House of Commons

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-48415220/philip-hammond-pm-cannot-ignore-parliament-on-no-deal-brexit

'A bitter and divided nation?': Owen Jones goes to a Brexit party rally

Owen Jones asks people attending a Brexit party rally in London’s Olympia why they are turning up, what they think of Nigel Farage and what their rise tells us about modern politics

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2019/may/25/a-bitter-and-divided-nation-owen-jones-goes-to-a-brexit-party-rally-video

'Mind control': The secret UK government blueprints shaping post-terror planning

After the 2017 London Bridge attack, local officials were told: 'We're sending you a hundred imams.' How hashtags, vigils and flowers are used to steer the public towards grief instead of anger

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/mind-control-secret-british-government-blueprints-shaping-post-terror-planning

Living off-grid for almost 80 years

Margaret Gallagher has lived off-grid for almost 80 years

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48202236

Town braces for more violance as 10,000 travellers arrive for notoroius Appleby Horse Fair

Grandfather tells how he was dragged from his car and brutally beaten by travellers after he accidentally hit a toddler at Appleby horse fair - as town braces for this year's 'lawless' gathering

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072077/Town-braces-violence-10-000-travellers-arrive-notorious-Appleby-Horse-Fair.html

Jesus College Cambridge appoints its first female black master

Sonita Alleyne, 51, who has been elected as the next master of Jesus College, Cambridge, will also be its first female appointee and will take up the role from October

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48413098

French Green Party Founder Says Europeans Must Have Less Children to Make Way For Muslim Migrants

“I suggest reversing our policy that encourages births, by inverting the logic of benefits payments for families. The more children you have, the fewer benefits you receive to the point of disappearing entirely after the third birth!” he stated

https://archive.fo/IQfar

Teachers allegedly told to favor black students in ‘racial equity’ training

In controversial “implicit bias” training, New York City’s public-school educators have been told to focus on black children over white ones — and one scoobydooish superintendent who described her family’s Holocaust tragedies was scolded and humiliated, according to firsthand accounts

https://nypost.com/2019/05/25/teachers-allegedly-told-to-treat-black-students-as-victims-punish-whites/

Trump in Japan: Ring-side seats at sumo

President Trump attended the Summer Grand Sumo Tournament as part of his trip to Japan

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48415120

Artist claims she was banned from Facebook for selling MAGA hats that she turned into Nazi armbands and KKK hoods

Kate Kretz from Maryland said a photograph of a Nazi armband was taken down by the site, which claimed she had 'violated community standards'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072059/Artist-claims-banned-Facebook-turning-MAGA-hats-KKK-hoods-Nazi-armbands.html

8839e2  No.1179436

File: 25283f2da2ad4f1⋯.png (18.91 KB, 418x455, 418:455, f8aec91459a642c32189491324….png)

First for mute gfs


8839e2  No.1179445

File: e522e7c389f7dae⋯.jpg (68.74 KB, 435x775, 87:155, cheeky piggu closeup.jpg)

Alri lads, finally you're here


4e1f9e  No.1179447

>>1179444

keeek

>>1179436

oh it's you *widhdraws "keeek" and (You)*


4f0cdd  No.1179448

File: 7f723d3cc9e2cbb⋯.png (303.15 KB, 657x527, 657:527, tbh33232.png)

>go to toilet for one minute and new thread

>dont get first post


8839e2  No.1179449

File: ff62598461c2036⋯.jpg (50.27 KB, 760x490, 76:49, what-it-means-dog-lick-lip….jpg)

>>1179446

Based tum


852434  No.1179450

Hereward will return to batter every paki in the north.


dfead3  No.1179451

File: e8918c5673097c6⋯.png (99.98 KB, 500x302, 250:151, _c.png)


4f0cdd  No.1179452

post modestly dressed British women with big breasts


42b178  No.1179453

File: 4f17dfd6cd4eb7f⋯.jpg (89.3 KB, 1041x1301, 1041:1301, laurensouthern.jpg)

>>1179449

tee bee aitch


dfead3  No.1179454

File: 4cdef609fa0a6ca⋯.png (107.87 KB, 552x462, 92:77, j (11).png)

75% of Congress calls on Trump to boost intervention in Syria, to ‘pressure’ Iran and Russia

While Trump threatens Iran and Venezuela with new wars, 400 Congress members, including leaders from both parties, want to intensify the eight-year war on Syria, to weaken Iran, Russia, and Hezbollah

https://thegrayzone.com/2019/05/24/bipartisan-war-congress-trump-syria-iran-russia-hezbollah/


8839e2  No.1179455

File: 572bf81c3f62e2e⋯.jpg (103.11 KB, 425x282, 425:282, licks lips.jpg)

>>1179451

post hit or miss lass tum


4f0cdd  No.1179456

File: 61f86166dc1d674⋯.png (21.17 KB, 165x141, 55:47, yum.png)


852434  No.1179457


8839e2  No.1179458

File: 46b3c8304f83e1f⋯.png (186.1 KB, 380x694, 190:347, 143897799447.png)

>>1179453

>when she sees your big willy


dfead3  No.1179459

File: dfd0197546567a2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 471.84 KB, 417x689, 417:689, 2c5.png)

File: dc2e69b5e87b7b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 196.14 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, a6a9994f652bc62f20f6bd4cba….jpg)

File: db9e0a2ac8c0aa8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 15.98 KB, 464x669, 464:669, t.png)


735529  No.1179460

File: 1d2f27ec7c3e57e⋯.jpg (20.93 KB, 960x540, 16:9, eastenders-phil-mitchell-d….jpg)

>>1179456

excellent tum tum


42b178  No.1179461

File: bb0540faab20dbb⋯.png (378.57 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


852434  No.1179462

>>1179459

Now that’s a tummy


31de14  No.1179463

File: 1f4ab2af86090cb⋯.png (397.53 KB, 838x1035, 838:1035, 1558285468868.png)


735529  No.1179464

>>1179461

Cant dissociate her face from James May every time I see it


4e1f9e  No.1179465

File: ce0771811608f9a⋯.png (153.63 KB, 580x326, 290:163, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179458

>when you say you only date underage girls


dfead3  No.1179466

File: 41f2c12b1959400⋯.mp4 (15.6 MB, 480x360, 4:3, tucker carlson syria sarin.mp4)

how does he get away with it


42b178  No.1179467

File: 6684eec43c4c063⋯.jpg (20.32 KB, 400x400, 1:1, lauratowler.jpg)

>>1179464

bit rude


8839e2  No.1179468

>>1179463

>22st getting bullied for his willy.jpg


8429a5  No.1179469

How's everyone doing?


8839e2  No.1179470

>>1179461

>>1179467

Smh looks suspicious, like it's a tranny filter


735529  No.1179471

>>1179469

shit tbh


42b178  No.1179472

>>1179459

couple more please lad?


4e1f9e  No.1179473

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (275.21 KB, 494x464, 247:232, 1553575740848.png)

>>1179468

>tfw he gets a gf but she dumps him when she sees him undress for the breeding sess


dfead3  No.1179474

File: e8713d7b393851f⋯.jpg (88.7 KB, 761x1199, 761:1199, D7gIff1U8AAKeAg.jpg)

File: 67d074a328d37cc⋯.jpg (104.96 KB, 1125x852, 375:284, D7gIff0U8AEv5OW.jpg)

File: afd220bf731e242⋯.jpg (78.03 KB, 1125x704, 1125:704, D7gIff2V4AEmv_-.jpg)


8839e2  No.1179475

File: 8bc4e1956f151d6⋯.jpg (833.66 KB, 2160x3840, 9:16, erection switch.jpg)


31de14  No.1179476

File: 824cf14e0d0c316⋯.jpg (49.66 KB, 242x520, 121:260, 143897799381.jpg)

>>1179466

>Tulsis sexy voice


dfead3  No.1179477

File: 7df312463253a0d⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 590.49 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 747ae40a.jpeg)

>>1179472

there aren't that many tbf


4e1f9e  No.1179478

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 87b85f3aa6f88d15640efd3074….png)

>trannies are learning to shave now

>daddy never taught you

Don't even know how to tie a tie


4e1f9e  No.1179479

please stop posting the boyish la creatura


42b178  No.1179480

The oldest full English translation of the Bible lads:

1 In the bigynnyng God made of nouyt heuene and erthe.

2 Forsothe the erthe was idel and voide, and derknessis weren on the face of depthe; and the Spiryt of the Lord was borun on the watris.

3 And God seide, Liyt be maad, and liyt was maad.

4 And God seiy the liyt, that it was good, and he departide the liyt fro derknessis,

5 and he clepide the liyt, dai, and the derknessis, nyyt. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, o daie.

6 And God seide, The firmament be maad in the myddis of watris, and departe watris fro watris.

7 And God made the firmament, and departide the watris that weren vndur the firmament fro these watris that weren on the firmament; and it was don so.

8 And God clepide the firmament, heuene. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the secounde dai.

9 Forsothe God seide, The watris, that ben vndur heuene, be gaderid in to o place, and a drie place appere; and it was doon so.

10 And God clepide the drie place, erthe; and he clepide the gadryngis togidere of watris, the sees. And God seiy that it was good;

11 and seide, The erthe brynge forth greene eerbe and makynge seed, and appil tre makynge fruyt bi his kynde, whos seed be in it silf on erthe; and it was doon so.

12 And the erthe brouyte forth greene erbe and makynge seed bi his kynde, and a tre makynge fruyt, and ech hauynge seed by his kynde. And God seiy that it was good.

13 And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the thridde dai.

14 Forsothe God seide, Liytis be maad in the firmament of heuene, and departe tho the dai and niyt; and be tho in to signes, and tymes, and daies, and yeeris;

15 and shyne tho in the firmament of heuene, and liytne tho the erthe; and it was doon so.

16 And God made twei grete liytis, the gretter liyt that it schulde be bifore to the dai, and the lesse liyt that it schulde be bifore to the niyt;

17 and God made sterris; and settide tho in the firmament of heuene, that tho schulden schyne on erthe,

18 and that tho schulden be bifore to the dai and nyyt, and schulden departe liyt and derknesse. And God seiy that it was good.

19 And the euentid and the morwetid was maad, the fourthe dai.

20 Also God seide, The watris brynge forth a `crepynge beeste of lyuynge soule, and a brid fleynge aboue erthe vndur the firmament of heuene.

21 And God made of nouyt grete whallis, and ech lyuynge soule and mouable, whiche the watris han brouyt forth in to her kyndis; and God made of nouyt ech volatile bi his kynde. And God seiy that it was good;

22 and blesside hem, and seide, Wexe ye, and be ye multiplied, and fille ye the watris of the see, and briddis be multiplied on erthe.

23 And the euentid and the morwetid was maad, the fyuethe dai.

24 And God seide, The erthe brynge forth a lyuynge soul in his kynde, werk beestis, and `crepynge beestis, and vnresonable beestis of erthe, bi her kyndis; and it was don so.

25 And God made vnresonable beestis of erthe bi her kyndes, and werk beestis, `and ech crepynge beeste of erthe in his kynde. And God seiy that it was good; and seide,

26 Make we man to oure ymage and liknesse, and be he souereyn to the fischis of the see, and to the volatilis of heuene, and to vnresonable beestis of erthe, and to ech creature, and to ech `crepynge beest, which is moued in erthe.

27 And God made of nouyt a man to his ymage and liknesse; God made of nouyt a man, to the ymage of God; God made of nouyt hem, male and female.

28 And God blesside hem, and seide, Encreesse ye, and be ye multiplied, and fille ye the erthe, and make ye it suget, and be ye lordis to fischis of the see, and to volatilis of heuene, and to alle lyuynge beestis that ben moued on erthe.

29 And God seide, Lo! Y haue youe to you ech eerbe berynge seed on erthe, and alle trees that han in hem silf the seed of her kynde, that tho be in to mete to you;

30 and to alle lyuynge beestis of erthe, and to ech brid of heuene, and to alle thingis that ben moued in erthe, and in whiche is a lyuynge soule, that tho haue to ete; and it was doon so.

31 And God seiy alle thingis whiche he made, and tho weren ful goode. And the euentid and morwetid was maad, the sixte day.


852434  No.1179481

>>1179478

Divorced parents lad


42b178  No.1179482


dfead3  No.1179483

>>1179480

A link would be better than copying it all out lad.


4e1f9e  No.1179484


4f0cdd  No.1179485

>>1179477

I would destroy her putrid hole.


852434  No.1179486

>>1179484

Why wasn’t your dad in your life?


735529  No.1179487

>>1179474

Doubling down on this shite was from their perspective the best possible strategy. People that think the last public outrage was deleterious to gilette don't know how advertising works.


4e1f9e  No.1179488

>>1179486

He was, he sleeps in the room next to mine.


dfead3  No.1179489

>>1179487

Yeah advertising at the very best get's a mediocre response to it, no-one gives a shit about them. At least this way the companies get a bunch of drama and get some headlines out of it.


8839e2  No.1179490

File: c0700bf82ef90a1⋯.png (51 KB, 644x942, 322:471, awkward clown wojak c07.png)

>>1179473

>22st seductively gets the turkey baster out of the top draw


4f0cdd  No.1179491

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8429a5  No.1179492

Lads I'd like to introduce you to Maroon Auburn, the new face of /brit/.


42b178  No.1179493

File: 09563d0886f67d0⋯.mp4 (3.34 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, da2d6d93cea8778ce74535d39e….mp4)

When did Kat get so THICC


dfead3  No.1179494

File: 04bd42ea05b2470⋯.jpg (121.42 KB, 750x991, 750:991, D7eOO4jV4AYzwHp.jpg)

hmmmm


735529  No.1179495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


852434  No.1179496

The Flemish Nick Fuentes just won a seat.


8839e2  No.1179497

File: 8631bd2d4c7e86a⋯.jpg (727.12 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, pierce-brosnan.jpg)


4e1f9e  No.1179498

>>1179493

look at that fat gut


e7e60c  No.1179499

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8839e2  No.1179500

File: adf8654df31848b⋯.jpeg (14.11 KB, 400x471, 400:471, feelbama.jpeg)

>Pierce Brosnan cucked us all


735529  No.1179501

File: db047d2e8dc049a⋯.jpg (86.78 KB, 759x500, 759:500, peter_hermit.jpg)

me on the left


dfead3  No.1179502

File: 5a0bb7f4726cc3d⋯.jpg (143.48 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, D7gE8ZlW4AAobnE.jpg)

File: e938760f44caf89⋯.jpg (193.15 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, D7gE9PlXsAEX2Ma.jpg)

File: d6b3b76dbbde154⋯.jpg (229.18 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, D7gE-hPXsAADX4I.jpg)


4f0cdd  No.1179503

>>1179493

STINKY WILLY IN HER STINKY HOLE


42b178  No.1179504

when do we find out the results to the election lads?

>>1179502

bloody hell lad never knew you had such womanly hands

why you reposting smirking lass?


735529  No.1179505

File: 50e029a46e1b766⋯.jpg (5.28 KB, 300x168, 25:14, download.jpg)

>>1179502

>Scheffler


07549a  No.1179506

>>1179496

How do you know the results?


4e1f9e  No.1179507

>>1179502

>lion and sheep can be friends


411971  No.1179508

File: cc4dd9da5907d84⋯.jpg (277.76 KB, 480x480, 1:1, mfw spot a nonce.jpg)

>>1179502

>reading children's books


07549a  No.1179509

Based South African pizza driver called me to tell me the pizza was late and cold as fuck and to ring up and cancel, then order again and ask for it free, but not to say he rang me. Top lad, said the paki would fire him if I mentioned he rang.


07549a  No.1179510

>>1179508

I read to my Nephew every week


dfead3  No.1179511

>>1179504

easy (you)s and because we're still waiting for the results to roll around

>>1179508

Only children's books you need are the original Winnie the Pooh, Thomas the Tank Engine, Postman Pat, The Hobbit, and Aesop's Fables tbqh


4f0cdd  No.1179512

File: 813edd40bedb365⋯.png (1.21 MB, 750x937, 750:937, ClipboardImage.png)

PUNGENT


dfead3  No.1179513

File: 4940964bf8c310c⋯.jpg (123.42 KB, 1200x623, 1200:623, D7gHTxDXoAAA1j0.jpg)

File: b74f5ec2adf5580⋯.jpg (136.5 KB, 1177x743, 1177:743, D7gL4zpXsAASQgE.jpg)

File: febdaee46733e00⋯.jpg (17.83 KB, 542x480, 271:240, j.jpg)


07549a  No.1179514

>>1179511

Rupert was a good lad back in the day IIRC but a bit soft smh


4f0cdd  No.1179515

>>1179513

Mr. Goldbergwitzbaumsteiner


852434  No.1179516

>>1179506

It’s the Belgian Federal Election today


dfead3  No.1179517

>>1179514

Yeah I'm definitely missing a bunch from that list, but a lot of that also passes over to the television adaptations too. Only proper wholesome English children's entertainment tbqh


dfead3  No.1179518

File: ef54fd90585dee8⋯.jpg (42.48 KB, 750x278, 375:139, D7gM2i0WwAAJF2c.jpg)

File: 9ad8e87984702d1⋯.jpg (58.31 KB, 750x603, 250:201, D7gM2i4X4AAsCe6.jpg)


4e1f9e  No.1179519

>>1179518

Ah, they have their own Carl Benjamin


07549a  No.1179520

>>1179518

Oh fuck get me the video, is he actually right wing or just a Sarg'n villian


8d8840  No.1179521

>>1179511

and Wind in the Willows and maybe a few Williams.


dfead3  No.1179522

>>1179521

That too.

>>1179520

I'll try getting ahold of it lad gis a minute


42b178  No.1179523

had a dream i got with a gorgeous lass who liked cosplay but who was incredibly shy. wish i never woke up tbh


411971  No.1179525

File: 329acbaebd54119⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1000x1276, 250:319, 856139cab83914a672e8de5c07….png)


135f91  No.1179526

>>1179502

The Lion also shall dwell with the lambe

>but the lamb won't get much sleep


8d8840  No.1179527

File: e557d3b2806b55a⋯.jpg (209.45 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, iuY27F0ZOS.jpg)

>>1179522

oh and this


07549a  No.1179528

File: 9d466b4d59b3de0⋯.jpeg (34.55 KB, 854x480, 427:240, PJWendit.jpeg)

>>1179523

>who liked cosplay

The fuck is wrong with you, you have a DREAM, anything you want, and your brain picks that? Fucking end it lad.


dfead3  No.1179529

>>1179528

tbf of the hobbies modern women have playing dressup is pretty tame


07549a  No.1179530

Any updates on the Lyon bomber?


dfead3  No.1179531

>>1179530

It was a paki so the media's now hushing it up


371428  No.1179532

>>1179529

>modern women

>hobbies

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


371428  No.1179533

>>1179530

rolling for blamed on GJ


07549a  No.1179534

>>1179529

It's pure slagdom just going after losers wallets at the same time. A bad sign of mental illness too.


852434  No.1179535

>>1179518

Luv Dries


852434  No.1179536

>>1179520

Identitarian. He runs Schild and Vrienden.


dfead3  No.1179537

>>1179534

there is non-lewd shit too lad, but yeah I agree it's a sign of mental illness of some form, either narcissism or autism at the very least


4f0cdd  No.1179539

File: b2b1af80c8d202c⋯.jpg (60.55 KB, 764x509, 764:509, 61fce9bafd8d6f73507b71d16b….jpg)

GIVE ME A SMALL-MEDIUM TITTY GF WITH BRUNETTE HAIR, GREEN EYES, AND A PETITE NOSE WHO DRESSES MODESTLY, LIKES PASTEL COLOURS, WANTS TO HAVE MANY CHILDREN, AND WANTS TO STAY AT HOME


dfead3  No.1179540

File: 842e663f45ad2f4⋯.png (456.26 KB, 828x748, 207:187, '#.png)

File: c2549bf63a8470f⋯.png (43.5 KB, 408x338, 204:169, __p.png)

>>>/pol/13316777


8d8840  No.1179541

>>1179502

we have the web to explore different cultures now; and we can chat all day with foreigners on Skype and they can show off their filthy shit-hole countries with web-cams. They don't need to actually come here and settle tbh.


371428  No.1179542

>>1179539

lad this is a semen retention board


4f0cdd  No.1179543

File: 713d26044f82431⋯.png (8.1 KB, 238x57, 238:57, _pp.png)

>>1179540

ebic win. libtards destroyed


07549a  No.1179544

>>1179531

So not a white guy like those early stories?

>>1179536

I swear to God I want Tommeh to win so badly, couldn't give a shit about the Zionism the way he's portrayed it would be such a slap in their faces that the mini Hitler they screamed down for over a decade won. That Paki John Oliver banned his name from the show because he was so evil and racist kek


852434  No.1179545

>>1179540

Everything they do is cringe now.

Half of 8/pol/ unironically watch cuckold porn.


dfead3  No.1179546

>>1179543

>>1179545

>Not only will this fuck twitter up but it will also force corporations to stop putting hashtags on every fucking ad ever

No it fucking won't, the ok hand only worked because the media needed a new angle to go after Trump with and he was doing the ok hand sign a lot.

>>1179544

Did you hear about the Florida mosque shooting as well? They were trying to blow it up as Tarrant 2.0 but whoopsie turned out it was also a paki.

They keep trying to blow these stories up as white supremacy but then the suspect's name comes in and they bury it as deep as they can. It's funny watching them trying to run damage control when these attacks are predominantly done by pakis. They live in a surreal fantasy.


ba9ad2  No.1179547

File: 6661a1784e63ae3⋯.png (1.04 MB, 633x903, 211:301, safety_first.png)

>when you've got your boner tucked behind your phone but you keep your hand on it in case it flies out like a linesman flagging for offside


eaa6f3  No.1179548

File: 6e39db4bda2c28f⋯.png (229.98 KB, 640x378, 320:189, 1552530933720.png)

>>1179542

How long have you gone lad?


4f0cdd  No.1179549

>>1179546

Forced memmies never work out, especially the way that retard is trying to do it. Usually when people try to force a memi they have a group of a ton of autists who can spread it around like a cancer everywhere but manage to make it look organic.


371428  No.1179550

>>1179548

not long enough tbh


852434  No.1179551

File: 13ca714667e3637⋯.png (826.98 KB, 1046x502, 523:251, CD068133-1CFB-4D22-844A-F6….png)

NEOLIBS BTFO


dfead3  No.1179552

File: f200db4796c1bb2⋯.png (137.71 KB, 451x630, 451:630, sargon (8).png)

>>1179547

but lad he's only interested in neverevers.


07549a  No.1179553

>>1179546

>Florida mosque

Oh shit they nipped that in the bud, the fucker had already murdered people then they cry persecution when he's killed near the mosque. Fucking cunts

>>1179547

His wife must be seething knowing his proclivity


f78b2f  No.1179554

>>1179453

That her pink bra shining through?


07549a  No.1179555

>>>1179551

Holy shit what a beat down, that has to be the biggest right wing win in Europe? Wham bam okthankyou Vlaams


dfead3  No.1179556

>>1179549

The only way it works is if it actually hits them in a sore spot (like the NPC) or there's already some groundwork from where they can go "oh maybe this is true" (like the ok hand).

They always go for 1488 with it as well, it's just lazy.


371428  No.1179557

>>1179551

don't care


07549a  No.1179558

>>1179555

Outside of Hungary


eaa6f3  No.1179559

File: 3ad9fd207e987ee⋯.jpg (33.68 KB, 454x454, 1:1, 1514017085555.jpg)


dfead3  No.1179560

>>1179553

>oh shit they nipped that in the bud

It was trending for hours but then they SHUT IT DOWN the moment the suspect's name and background was exposed.


eaa6f3  No.1179561

>>1179550

Keep at it lad im on nearly 2 months now and I have a weird energy where anything feels possible

But that could be the whiskey tbh


07549a  No.1179562

>>1179509

>>1179509

>>1179509

LADS

Got the meal for free kek, based South African delivery driver, screwed over the Paki owner. Gonna give him a fiver tip if he is still on.


dfead3  No.1179563

>>1179509

>>1179562

noice, however

>ordering from a paki shop

laaaaad


eaa6f3  No.1179564

>>1179562

>eating paki food

Come on m8


8839e2  No.1179565

>>1179562

Lad he probably just ate your pizza instead of attempting to deliver it


07549a  No.1179566

>>1179563

It's a Pizza hut tbh, didn't know a Paki owned it but fuck it got it free.

>>1179565

Good, he got a me a free meal, and he's getting a fiver for his troubles.


eaa6f3  No.1179567

>>1179565

I know a lad who does uber eats he just cancels the order so the customer gets refunded and eats the food


dfead3  No.1179568

File: 57d0af787529763⋯.png (68.7 KB, 250x293, 250:293, nige (21).png)

>They are literally paid to wait here all day because they KNOW that 8chan has the ability to massively disrupt any social media propaganda


07549a  No.1179569

File: b4a70075ef64280⋯.jpeg (9 KB, 255x226, 255:226, 121.jpeg)


8839e2  No.1179570

>>1179569

Keeeeeeeeeek


dfead3  No.1179571

File: cd5f64eb5aff974⋯.gif (584.44 KB, 538x572, 269:286, _k.gif)

>>1179569

But there's no reason for them to be allowed to vote, to allow them would render the entire democratic process completely pointless.


371428  No.1179572

>>1179569

literal screeching


852434  No.1179573


eaa6f3  No.1179574

File: 7ef5c8d41fbe446⋯.jpg (12.35 KB, 284x276, 71:69, 1545778815771.jpg)

>>1179569

>being this delusional


33fa35  No.1179575

File: 8419a2b84c2678e⋯.jpg (24.6 KB, 464x512, 29:32, p3cj1b13xwm21.jpg)

>>1179569

>EU """""citizens"""""


33a930  No.1179576


dfead3  No.1179577

File: d909fd581f71d25⋯.jpg (82.74 KB, 525x1710, 35:114, SNP autistic screeching.jpg)


eaa6f3  No.1179578

File: 47f3862dfdc0ed5⋯.jpg (64.64 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1534976290159.jpg)


07549a  No.1179579

>>1179577

My God that's some btfo


4f0cdd  No.1179580

File: 46d3245bc2e130c⋯.png (81.03 KB, 556x430, 278:215, 1458470911721.png)

FOR FUCK SAKES I DIDNT SEE IT


07549a  No.1179581

File: 33f79b2c815feb1⋯.jpeg (229.64 KB, 2048x1336, 256:167, D7gVU8kWkAEgsmf.jpg_large.jpeg)

Greens to win big in Germany, AfD not too good but Merkel loses more ground.


4f0cdd  No.1179582

File: bc815afe9e57c11⋯.png (135.56 KB, 363x296, 363:296, 1510939665195.png)

>>1179569

Can a lad post what it said


33a930  No.1179583

>>1179577

Twatter is such a shitshow, removes shit like that but keeps up 'lol da wy pipo drink wata' tier tweets. What a mess.


dfead3  No.1179584

File: 518b3e9caf6562d⋯.png (382.71 KB, 576x802, 288:401, dfn.png)

File: 089083b34cde72a⋯.mp4 (1.96 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, Hundreds of EU citizens wh….mp4)


33a930  No.1179585

>>1179582

It's a video of Euros reeeing about the vote. Quite literally reeeing though.


dfead3  No.1179586

Glad I saved them now tbh


4e1f9e  No.1179587

File: c5a2f5eab1b5143⋯.gif (998.27 KB, 240x400, 3:5, 1377606839914.gif)

>>1179581

>the openly genocidal one makes gains over the implicitly genocidal one


4f0cdd  No.1179588

File: a74f36e06596bfa⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, 424ff2851dddc76aeffd755840….jpg)

>>1179585

>>1179584

kek thanks lads


852434  No.1179589

>>1179581

Smh AfD were polling at 14%


53b7f0  No.1179590

File: 6f0e52c070d78f7⋯.png (219.64 KB, 635x571, 635:571, 6f0e52c070d78f74b988da2eba….png)

>>1179581

Can't fathom this level of brainwashing tbh


dfead3  No.1179591

File: b3997b667d1ab87⋯.jpg (56.66 KB, 600x640, 15:16, v.jpg)

>the poofter deleted the video

but why


852434  No.1179592

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This dudes gonna get a seat in government


dfead3  No.1179593

File: 6d53c843d136c48⋯.jpg (443.61 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, D7enMCxWkAAypv1.jpg)

the utter STATE of these passive-aggressive wankers


4e1f9e  No.1179594

>>1179592

Where are the fat neckbeards?


dfead3  No.1179595

File: bdd720a30ae1586⋯.png (697.29 KB, 744x1248, 31:52, hnh spies.png)

>>1179594

they know not to fall for the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine)


33a930  No.1179596

Are the results tonight or tomorrow?


4e1f9e  No.1179597

>>1179595

#NotAllFatNeckbeards tbh. You can be genetically predisposed for obesity and nationalism at the same time.


dfead3  No.1179598

File: 3703557a85e772f⋯.jpg (87.45 KB, 906x715, 906:715, muscular christianity.jpg)

File: 58b64a54c4afc4f⋯.jpg (67.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, muscular christianity (1).jpg)

File: 7fafcff91152da4⋯.jpg (74.08 KB, 700x467, 700:467, muscular christianity (2).jpg)

>>1179596

Tonight at 10pm

>>1179597

Then stop being a fat cunt.


4f0cdd  No.1179599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

God this hits in the feels.


53b7f0  No.1179600

File: 04f2420943847e2⋯.png (419.21 KB, 496x654, 248:327, 04f2420943847e2ae55a70a7b4….png)

Tell me it's going to be alright lads.


dfead3  No.1179601

File: b88d02eff33f982⋯.mp4 (10.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BREXIT SURGE.mp4)

>>1179600

Check the articles in the OP.


411971  No.1179602

File: 86da5ca6b3ae2a6⋯.png (55.2 KB, 426x600, 71:100, naval feels 2.png)

>>1179600

Don't worry lad, it's all going to be alright *shoots you*


e0fd65  No.1179603

>>1179602

me next please


411971  No.1179604

File: e04fed7d704e47c⋯.png (584.16 KB, 720x540, 4:3, bowdenend.png)

>>1179603

I am here for you lad, and everyone else who needs the ultimate mercy


852434  No.1179605

Picked up smoking again lads smh.


dfead3  No.1179606

File: 6cc69ff6797701f⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 332x215, 332:215, _k (1).gif)

>the bloke who kept pulling the emergency breaks on NYC subway trains is a nig who did it because he likes to 'inconvenience people'

https://nypost.com/2019/05/24/accused-serial-subway-saboteur-likes-to-inconvenience-people-sources/


852434  No.1179607


411971  No.1179608

>>1179606

Accelerationism in practice tbh


42b178  No.1179609

>>1179593

Is this how Williams communicate with their neighbours?


32e31d  No.1179610

>>1179599

jevvs are destroying him because he knows too much about powerful nonces


81745e  No.1179611

File: a4dfaddd4a945b0⋯.jpg (113.35 KB, 620x410, 62:41, 1422429102942.jpg)

>>1179600

light blue surge lad.

Wish I could do something about all of this out of date OC smh.


dfead3  No.1179612

>>1179611

I'll try recolouring


852434  No.1179613

https://twitter.com/ActivePatriotUK/status/1132407139035766786

Shariah Patrol beat the shit out of a white guy for being in their area.

Don’t worry this won’t be found anywhere on tv.


42b178  No.1179614

>>1179613

A white kid throws a bottle of water over a muslim boy and suddenly it's MI6 tier torture and a national fundraising campaign.


4e1f9e  No.1179615

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 689x795, 13:15, 1534353941931.jpg)

>tfw hoping for a good election just so e-celebs won't bully us again


852434  No.1179616

>>1179614

Honestly mate we’re treated like we’re subhuman.


dfead3  No.1179617

File: 625bc4a26e4f65b⋯.png (97.29 KB, 576x926, 288:463, fh.png)

>>1179616

It was not suddenly bred, It will not swiftly abate.

https://twitter.com/TheAFMA/status/1131498674008334336


8839e2  No.1179618


07549a  No.1179619

>>1179616

That's why for our self respect alone Tommeh needs to win, that's what they've done to us, a ZOGer is conidered giving them a dirty nose smh. Least he held a minutes silence for Lee Rigby the other day

>>1179618

NO MORE BROTHER WARS


dfead3  No.1179620

File: 3c692498e8b8e6d⋯.jpg (43.89 KB, 750x421, 750:421, D7gkNEhWsAIzoyt.jpg)

>it's surprising that the jerries are a bunch of poofs

to who?


56cf8c  No.1179621

>>1179601

>webm

based tbh, anyone got the original for reference?


2a9bc2  No.1179622

>>1179620

>Germany has a green party

Many countries do however they're green in name only.


07549a  No.1179623

>>1179620

Die Linke is not pro current EU unless it reforms


dfead3  No.1179624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

dfead3  No.1179625

>>1179622

>>1179623

Who is this info supposed to surprise? We know the country at the centre of the EU is going to be Pro-EU, that's why we are leaving.


56cf8c  No.1179626

>>1179624

I meant the UKIP one lad


dfead3  No.1179627

File: 37b35699470ea56⋯.mp4 (6.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, PURPLE SURGE.mp4)

>>1179626

ahh right lad


56cf8c  No.1179628

>>1179627

ta lad


411971  No.1179629

File: eb533740793cace⋯.jpg (885.6 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Pissing Kidney Stones- Gas….jpg)


eaa6f3  No.1179630

>>1179608

Decelerationism tbh lad


411971  No.1179631

>>1179630

Nah I want to get to the neo bronze age as quick as possible


8839e2  No.1179632

File: 1593452580aa53e⋯.png (768.37 KB, 1908x527, 1908:527, Cheeky_Bill.png)


ca747c  No.1179633

>South West results are in at 11pm

Will Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad get a seat? He needs like 30%.


8839e2  No.1179634

File: a71ccbc4435524e⋯.png (121.35 KB, 637x511, 91:73, brain dead pepe.png)

>>1179631

>missing the lad's joke


dfead3  No.1179635

>>1179633

If he does I won't drink for the rest of the month.


8839e2  No.1179636

>>1179635

>If he does I won't drink for the rest of the month.

>only a few days left

Smdh


411971  No.1179637

File: 68ec4db75942eea⋯.jpg (20.42 KB, 336x355, 336:355, Alex (2).jpg)


eaa6f3  No.1179638

File: 4e70405f8bf08bf⋯.png (366.03 KB, 623x527, 623:527, I pooped a little okay a l….png)


dfead3  No.1179639

File: 4cc66dde1db0e4c⋯.png (237.6 KB, 414x396, 23:22, SA irl.png)

>>1179636

I've been out five days this last week so taking a week off would be a cut


eaa6f3  No.1179640

File: dac57dcab0143d5⋯.jpg (41.05 KB, 472x774, 236:387, 93274f809a39236e00bba53dcd….jpg)

> psst hey kid, check my mixtape

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=lqk4bcnBqls


dfead3  No.1179641

File: fe5c45297797621⋯.jpg (103.86 KB, 750x1142, 375:571, D7gjv6AUYAUzUvw.jpg)

File: fb5e47152dd8b43⋯.png (39.23 KB, 579x562, 579:562, 937.png)


07549a  No.1179642

>>1179641

ffs, of course it would be a woman too


8839e2  No.1179643

File: 0dddc9fc1822abd⋯.jpg (101.39 KB, 668x840, 167:210, 10c2a339ffccada42bcd32901f….jpg)

>tfw the misery returns


8839e2  No.1179644

>>1179641

>investor

Disregard everything she says tbh


dfead3  No.1179645

File: 2b30ef0215ce360⋯.png (92.32 KB, 888x764, 222:191, cgn.png)


dfead3  No.1179646

>>1179645

scratch that their client is chlorine, they work to promote it


33a930  No.1179647

>>1179645

STOP

using showers

START

using chlorine


32e31d  No.1179648

File: a6b371c4a3999e2⋯.jpg (27.46 KB, 348x396, 29:33, fish man.jpg)

>chemical elements now have PR firms

>you will live to see a viral campaign for Bismuth


07549a  No.1179649

>>1179648

They always did lad


dfead3  No.1179650

>>1179648

lel I meant they work to promote it as safe as a whole


ca747c  No.1179651

>>1179648

How else do they get cancer inducing chemicals into day to day products?


411971  No.1179652

File: 751d601e1eaa4a0⋯.png (954.49 KB, 1141x1075, 1141:1075, 797ac68289afee54f6f455ad5c….png)

>Feel like playing SW Galaxies again

>remember the emu server never has more than a hundred people on it at one time and practically every build-able plot has someone's house on it


4f0cdd  No.1179653

File: e9d6fe3cec6bd85⋯.png (45.24 KB, 821x869, 821:869, cryingchoonapu.png)

>When that lad you know starts messaging you about the girl who is obsessed with him and how they made out and cuddled for three hours

>tfw that lad is an effeminate male

>Suicidal goth girls like soyised males

and I'm still alone


8839e2  No.1179654

File: bafade8561603f7⋯.gif (11.08 KB, 220x216, 55:54, pepe feelsbad 148455584631….gif)

>>1179652

>feel like playing life

>remember don't have a gf to love me


ca747c  No.1179655

File: de71dcfae5b6a9f⋯.png (376.3 KB, 540x531, 60:59, D7fQNHEU8AEZhYB.png)

>>1179653

Could always be worse lad.


33a930  No.1179656

>>1179655

What's the story there?


8839e2  No.1179657

File: bf3f09b8d07b2cb⋯.jpg (46.59 KB, 408x439, 408:439, scared dog.jpg)

>>1179655

What happened there?


4f0cdd  No.1179658

File: 767b5ab329f3222⋯.png (8.21 KB, 209x241, 209:241, 1510937886112.png)


411971  No.1179659

File: eff653315a11dee⋯.jpg (75.17 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, swipe rite 4 a gud nite.jpg)

>>1179654

Better get on dating apps lad

>>1179656

>>1179657

Someone had a soy overdose in nip land, was ugly


dfead3  No.1179660

File: 616ac295b68b3d5⋯.jpg (103.12 KB, 964x964, 1:1, 1992.jpg)

>>1179652

ahh lad don't remind me

>play it over a decade ago, remember that they are saying that 1.0 will be out in a few months and Jump to Lightspeed within a year

>install it last year, boot it up, make a character

>server is rather empty but it's still a test server (where's the actual server? where's 1.0?)

>go into the spaceport

>they've added the ship terminals

>run over to it like a madman

>click

>nothing

>click again

>nothing again

>they spent over a decade doing nothing

>>1179656

>>1179657

jap stalker stabbed the boy she was stalking


33a930  No.1179661

>No stalker goth gf to brutally murder me


ca747c  No.1179662

>>1179656

>>1179657

Japanese lass was obsessed with the lad and stabbed him.


dfead3  No.1179663

>>1179661

he's not dead


4f0cdd  No.1179664

How do you lads actually find gfs?


32e31d  No.1179665

>didn't even kill him

god women are pathetic


33a930  No.1179666

>>1179663

>Male stalkers mostly kill their victims

>Male victims of female stalkers usually survive

Slags can't do anything right


411971  No.1179667

File: 482ebc9005b823d⋯.png (145.85 KB, 293x360, 293:360, Ray1.png)

>>1179663

Wait so he's bleeding out on the floor and the cops just are talking to his stalker who is on the phone to her mum and smoking a cig?


32e31d  No.1179668

>>1179664

Be cool and handsome and dangerous lad


dfead3  No.1179669

>>1179667

It's nipland lad I've no idea what's going on, apparently he was stable so they just left him lel


4f0cdd  No.1179670

>>1179668

How do you actually meet potential gfs?


4f0cdd  No.1179671

>>1179669

Is there an article on this?


dfead3  No.1179672

>Police have arrested a 21-year-old woman on suspicion of attempted murder after she stabbed a male acquaintance in her apartment in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district on Thursday.

>Police said they received a call at around 4 p.m. from a woman saying that she had stabbed a man in the stomach, Sankei Shimbun reported. Police rushed to the scene and found the man, who is in his 20s to 30s, collapsed and bleeding at the entrance to the apartment building. He was taken to a hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

>The woman who lives in the 5th-floor apartment, Yuka Takaoka, was sitting at his side. Police said she admitted to stabbing the man and then calling them.

>Takaoka, who occupation is unknown, was quoted by police as saying, “’My plan was to first kill him and then I thought about committing suicide.”


ca747c  No.1179673

>>1179667

Not much to do until the ambulance arrives, might as well have a natter.


32e31d  No.1179674

>>1179670

have an active social life and a large friend group with a constantly rotating menu of women on the periphery


411971  No.1179675

File: 59ee3143eada8a5⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 540x349, 540:349, Shrug.gif)

>>1179669

>get stabbed

>"Nah he's stable, let's leave him."


dfead3  No.1179676


dfead3  No.1179677

>in hospital in critical condition

>they just left him on the street like that

I'm assuming they were still waiting for the paramedics but it just seems weird still. Also there's a chance she was still armed yet they treat it like a coffee break.


32e31d  No.1179678

>>1179675

it's japs lad they're physically incapable of experiencing empathy


ca747c  No.1179679

File: 288bf79184ddbba⋯.jpg (150.06 KB, 1200x898, 600:449, D7gvjD0W0AMDNDt.jpg)

Who is even voting Tory?


4f0cdd  No.1179680

>>1179674

I have none of this. How would I go about obtaining it?


dfead3  No.1179681

>>1179679

ooooooooh jacob rees-zogg

You not seen 4Brit/pol/? They are all a bunch of Tories.


dfead3  No.1179682

>>1179680

Join some clubs and socialise.


eaa6f3  No.1179683

>>1179664

By being confident and funny

>fake it till you make it


4f0cdd  No.1179684

File: 094b96859e0ba18⋯.jpg (65.63 KB, 356x509, 356:509, 1511213592845.jpg)

>>1179682

What do you mean lad? What kind of club?

tfw clueless


a88848  No.1179685

File: a82d3bf5378ddfa⋯.jpg (245.66 KB, 540x960, 9:16, nige may head.jpg)

>>1179611

>>1179600

tories are on suicide watch gonna get btfo

>>1179679

better question who the fucks voting libdem ive never met a libdem voter in my life


ca747c  No.1179686

>>1179685

Pro-EU people tbh


dfead3  No.1179687

>>1179684

Well what are your interests lad.


53b7f0  No.1179688

File: 7102b2cca9d4c61⋯.png (262.97 KB, 436x354, 218:177, 7102b2cca9d4c611f3a6dfdba2….png)

>>1179679

>both Labour and Tory under 20

I want to believe


32e31d  No.1179689

File: 43b952c5bd2389e⋯.png (411.05 KB, 547x454, 547:454, horseygirls.png)

join an equestrian club


4f0cdd  No.1179690

File: 68b31199968768b⋯.png (204.05 KB, 2440x1768, 305:221, 1522684795950.png)

>>1179687

None really. I just watch Youtube and shidpost on /brit/, technology is also interesting. I've never had a hobby tbh.


ca747c  No.1179691

>>1179689

Do not trust horsey girls tbh lads


eaa6f3  No.1179692

File: b9fa5faa61ffc77⋯.jpg (243.15 KB, 1079x800, 1079:800, the englishman.jpg)

>>1179685

>never met a libdem voter in my life

Same tbh where do these people live


dfead3  No.1179693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

411971  No.1179694

File: 1d6b06343e2b418⋯.jpg (22.98 KB, 330x309, 110:103, 6.jpg)

>>1179690

Well that's that then lad, you are hopeless. Time to kill yourself I think.


4f0cdd  No.1179695

File: 580ff668a840367⋯.png (27.81 KB, 655x509, 655:509, 1510856132838.png)


ca747c  No.1179696

They lure you in with their jodhpurs and fathers money but their heart will always belong to their horses and will throw you to the side if they have to.

>>1179692

Around me tbh


07549a  No.1179697

>>1179696

I'd shoot their horses first then conquer them


ca747c  No.1179698

Apparently Orban's party managed to get 55% of the vote. Slovak and Croat nationalists are doing well as well.


eaa6f3  No.1179699

File: 07c95eaad48ef12⋯.jpg (11.68 KB, 320x180, 16:9, mqdefault.jpg)

>>1179690

How many pressups can you do


32e31d  No.1179700

>>1179695

lad don't listen to them all you have to do is go back in time to your childhood and make sure your parents socialise you properly and then don't spend your teenage years wanking and playing vidya instead of going outside and talking to people


07549a  No.1179701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1179698

But the BBC did a thing about him calling him bad, I don't understand


dfead3  No.1179702

File: 56f0b8d801f9c7c⋯.jpg (69.45 KB, 564x1046, 282:523, 7a82ace32d1725ef3022463d4f….jpg)

File: 5fc4837e5231495⋯.jpg (21.49 KB, 236x472, 1:2, 7f039ed56792890e2965121413….jpg)

>>1179689

>>1179691

anyone got that reddit horse thotpost?

>>1179690

Then pick up some hobbies lad,

>>1179696

tbh


07549a  No.1179703

>>1179699

You Irish lad?


4f0cdd  No.1179704

File: bbdafb02efa4671⋯.png (260.48 KB, 574x574, 1:1, 1522679857813.png)

>>1179699

About 20 in one go

I don't exercise

>>1179700

kill me lad


dfead3  No.1179705

>>1179704

>I don't exercise

Well there's somewhere to begin, start exercising.


4f0cdd  No.1179706

>>1179702

>Then pick up some hobbies lad,

I've tried before but everything gets boring after a bit. Everything gets boring after a bit (games, food, etc)


4f0cdd  No.1179707

>>1179705

Is exercising at home okay? I'm not too particularly fond of the idea of a gym tbh lad


a88848  No.1179708

>>1179707

If you wanna do tricep dips chinups and pullups i bought a power tower on amazon and assembled it in my room and that's been useful, try that if you have the room. Takes about as much space up as a large wardrobe.


33a930  No.1179709

>>1179704

You should exercise tbh, just don't do it for THOTs


eaa6f3  No.1179710

File: e29ee809a599bcf⋯.jpg (110.3 KB, 960x639, 320:213, e29ee809a599bcf9524542a29e….jpg)

>>1179703

half irish half English lad, me mothers English me fathers a cunt

born in England my heart lies here tbh


eaa6f3  No.1179711


04a81e  No.1179712

>>1179679

Cannot wait for the salt in Brighton if that projection is true.


eaa6f3  No.1179713

>>1179707

all you need is pressups sit ups and pull ups, and running on your toes for legs, covers all the essentials tbh


dfead3  No.1179714

File: 785146f56dd8701⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1600x1600, 1:1, ndg.png)

File: 86cef65e69c028f⋯.jpg (59.68 KB, 500x707, 500:707, muscular christianity (6).jpg)

>>1179707

Yes but start going outside more, go for runs in a nearby park, you might find an outdoor workout area at them.

>>1179708

>Takes about as much space up as a large wardrobe

Should've bought a pro-fit lad.

>>1179709

>You should exercise tbh

This

>>1179712

It's going to be across the board and it's going to be fucking great and I'm really hoping that we're not getting our hopes up


a88848  No.1179715

>>1179714

>Should've bought a pro-fit lad.

Don't trust that shit on my 100 year old plaster walls ngl


4f0cdd  No.1179716

>>1179708

I'll look into that. Thanks lad

>>1179709

I like the way my body looks now (scrawny with no muscle or fat) don't know how exercising will change this tbh

>>1179714

>Yes but start going outside more, go for runs in a nearby park, you might find an outdoor workout area at them.

That will be a difficult one lad. I think I'd only be able to do it at night tbh


dfead3  No.1179717

>>1179715

Fair enough, it's actually really fucking solid tbh and doesn't bugger up the doorframe


07549a  No.1179718

>>1179712

That's why I voted UKIP in the area, Nige was a shoe in and Lib Dems too.


dfead3  No.1179719

>>1179716

Why only at night?


dfead3  No.1179720

Also exercise isn't just for your physical appearance, it has massive benefits physically and mentally.


eaa6f3  No.1179721

File: 2ff018e0fca3b85⋯.png (282.58 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage(11).png)

>>1179716

>dont know how exercising will change this

Just eat and eat and eat and eat


4f0cdd  No.1179722

File: 90a0fd1d776037f⋯.png (64.86 KB, 706x500, 353:250, 1527832487418.png)

>>1179719

Less people

Please don't bully


a88848  No.1179723

>>1179716

>I like the way my body looks now (scrawny with no muscle or fat) don't know how exercising will change this tbh

You'll only look better exercising, and be healthier. Don't worry about getting too muscular because it takes a lot of effort to get big.


04a81e  No.1179724

>>1179718

Same lad

So satisfying seeing his name on a ballot here.


4f0cdd  No.1179725

>>1179721

I lived at my grandma's home for a month and I gained no weight lad, my genetics just don't allow it.


a88848  No.1179726

>>1179717

How does it attach and how do you take it off? Tighten some screws until some pads are pushed into the wall or something?


07549a  No.1179727

File: eb9c9773e6e2541⋯.jpg (8.47 KB, 255x169, 255:169, dog3.jpg)


ca747c  No.1179728

Apparently Le Pen is set to beat Macron


4f0cdd  No.1179729

File: 9ee07fc0fe87826⋯.png (31.67 KB, 688x578, 344:289, 1511214389495.png)

>>1179727

>Bully


07549a  No.1179730

>>1179728

She always beats the Party in power at the EU tbf


eaa6f3  No.1179731

>>1179725

thats how i felt lad im 6'5 and was 12st at one point and couldnt gain weight, but when you start eating properly and working out at the same time youll start noticing a difference after a month or so, just got to be consistant


eaa6f3  No.1179732

>>1179725

just dont feel sorry for yourself its the worst thing you can do


4f0cdd  No.1179733

>>1179723

I don't really want to get big, just need to exercise routinely from what lads have said.


4f0cdd  No.1179734

File: 7f37cdac6e7c5de⋯.jpeg (30.23 KB, 393x527, 393:527, existential_homer.jpeg)

>>1179731

5'7

48kg

>>1179732

I don't feel lad about myself lad.


dfead3  No.1179735

>>1179722

Stop being a poof, all you'd be doing is running by them.


4f0cdd  No.1179736

File: c3a25278d1f389e⋯.gif (21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, eccd60ebe9e1897c44570200f8….gif)

>Can't type


4f0cdd  No.1179737

File: b9af2c56cf85cf4⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 629x505, 629:505, 1527725975784.jpg)

>>1179735

>poof

I wish It were just me being a poof lad.


8839e2  No.1179738

File: 6d8816d882a3461⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 3459x2544, 1153:848, Seinfeld-Kramer.jpg)

>>1179734

>mega manlet

>and that light

Lad…

mutelass is a few inches shorter than you but still weighs more smh


32e31d  No.1179739

tired of your blogposting now tbh just eat some custard and stop feeling sorry for yourself


4f0cdd  No.1179740

File: 24ad3e35f51d93d⋯.png (81.26 KB, 1169x1080, 1169:1080, 1524933700908.png)

>Going to do some push ups because of friendly lads

Thank you lads.


07549a  No.1179741

File: 9d466b4d59b3de0⋯.jpeg (34.55 KB, 854x480, 427:240, PJWendit.jpeg)

State of that tbh


eaa6f3  No.1179742

File: b9ca15a36e1a7dd⋯.png (147.58 KB, 500x644, 125:161, im-so-despondent-about-eve….png)

>>1179734

My point stands lad just keep at it and youll see the change, once you do you get addicted


ca747c  No.1179743

>/brit/ has more traffic than /k/

I'm gonna assume it's that bot that keeps spamming us.


8839e2  No.1179744

>>1179743

Scared to check that milkers site tbh


eaa6f3  No.1179745

>>1179740

godspeed lad


eaa6f3  No.1179746

>>1179744

dont do it lad


dfead3  No.1179747

File: 213e4c0a9acc7b2⋯.png (3.61 MB, 1896x2952, 79:123, 002 (1).png)

File: acbf6c65182ab90⋯.png (3.9 MB, 1896x2952, 79:123, 002 (2).png)

>>1179726

naah the frame all screws together, but then to attach it to the door you just hook it round so it rests on the top of the doorframe and on the sides and it holds itself in place. Unless you're spazzing out on it it won't come off.

The only real downside of it is that due to the design it can only really go on certain doorframes, it won't work on corner doors due to the angling.


dfead3  No.1179748

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1179726

>>1179747

@4:00

>>1179739

This tbh, the "woe is me" stuff only makes things worse for yourself.


a88848  No.1179749

>>1179747

>>1179748

Ah that's simpler than I thought, seems legit but when I put even a small bit of pressure on the top of my doorframe I can feel it pulling away from the door and hear a bit of cracking rofl


07549a  No.1179750

>>1179749

Absolute shanty house


dfead3  No.1179751

>>1179749

Fair enough, it's really bloody simple but if you don't have a sturdy doorframe then it's not worth risking it.


53b7f0  No.1179752

File: 0513724e0d104ba⋯.jpg (84.05 KB, 1084x625, 1084:625, Dz393MpWsAELXGp.jpg)

How do you lads reckon Change UK will do?


dfead3  No.1179753

File: bc6d87e90f57992⋯.png (783.32 KB, 720x960, 3:4, CUK.png)


07549a  No.1179754

>>1179753

They were sabotaged allegedly kek


eaa6f3  No.1179755

>>1179752

>status quo uk


a88848  No.1179756

>>1179750

Well look at soft little mr bourgioise here with his working doorframe, the revolution will not be televised


a88848  No.1179757

>>1179693

He is SUCH a cunt in this video to nige, twat


4f0cdd  No.1179758

I don't really know what I'm doing so I did 40 push ups with 1 minute rest every 10.

Am I doing it right?


07549a  No.1179759

>>1179756

built me own simple as mate


4e1f9e  No.1179760

>>1179758

Wew that's pretty impressive. Woes can't even do 5.


07549a  No.1179761

>>1179758

No kek, do to completion rest, then again till completion, then the last time.


4f0cdd  No.1179762

>>1179760

I do weight very little tbf.


4f0cdd  No.1179763

>>1179761

Please elaborate.


eaa6f3  No.1179764

>>1179761

this, do it as soon as you wake up then eat your wheetabix and your sorted for the day, then more an hour before bed


53b7f0  No.1179765

File: 0c822b4b459efed⋯.jpeg (41.29 KB, 579x960, 193:320, 0c822b4b459efedc622136a12….jpeg)

>>1179758

Used to do this everyday in conjunction with a 2 mile run every other day and weight training at the gym. Then toil got in the way.


eaa6f3  No.1179766

>>1179763

Do as many as you can do then rest, then as many as you can do again and repeat until you cant do anymore


a88848  No.1179767

>>1179765

smh bossman weakening you so that the bossmen can never be challenged


07549a  No.1179768

>>1179763

Do as many as you can once, then repeat two more times. The point is to fuck your muscles till they are jelly. You might be able to do 15, 10 then six, but it's better than doing more with more rest time. Get it over and done with,


4f0cdd  No.1179769

>>1179766

>>1179768

Ah I see, thanks lads. I'll try it in a few minutes. How long should the rest be?


dfead3  No.1179770

File: b740f1591514c1d⋯.png (140.39 KB, 233x273, 233:273, nige kek.png)

>>1179754

By themselves through sheer incompetence.


4e1f9e  No.1179771

>>1179765

>tfw there is a gym in a cramped space with no windows at the toil headquarter


07549a  No.1179772

>>1179769

One minute. If you really want to maximise a workout look up HIIT, (high intensity interval training) which mixes push ups with squats and other things with free weights, jumping jacks whatever you want, but is strictly timed so it's high intensity cardio and muscle strengthening in one go. You need no gym for most of it as a beginner


04a81e  No.1179773

>>1179752

Scrap their bus


4e1f9e  No.1179774

File: 902c56912fe6dc6⋯.jpg (31 KB, 512x475, 512:475, 902c56912fe6dc6d3725c0e713….jpg)

>all these lads goading the lad to lift carelessly and hurt himself


4f0cdd  No.1179775

File: 40c169b2144c5a5⋯.jpg (149.03 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1533781228657.jpg)

>>1179772

I'll look into it. Thanks lad. Gonna try the completion rest thing now.


73bf84  No.1179776

>nige has unironically fucked Brexit by killing UKIP and starting up a party that won't exist in a month

what's the point in anything lads, can russia and china just nuke us out of existence already


4e1f9e  No.1179777

tbh now it's someone else' turn to blogpost. Who's up?


a88848  No.1179778

File: 341ced3d1c3508b⋯.png (105.88 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179776

hows things Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad


8839e2  No.1179779

>>1179774

>lift

Lad, push ups aren't lifting


73bf84  No.1179780

>>1179778

Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad of fazak here lads up the boys


8839e2  No.1179781

File: 518a1ca4ac206f8⋯.jpg (254.27 KB, 960x625, 192:125, pug-85580_960_720.jpg)


a88848  No.1179782

File: 5eb3a52499afd04⋯.png (43.56 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179777

It was my 21st birthday last week okthankyou


4e1f9e  No.1179783

>>1179781

Alright whippetlad, your turn.


dfead3  No.1179784

File: dcfed2599bcd1c9⋯.pdf (258.06 KB, Harsh's Worksheet - (fit).pdf)


31de14  No.1179785

File: 5035e8bc340838b⋯.jpg (53.39 KB, 619x802, 619:802, 14389779848.jpg)

>>1179702

>No posh girl fanny to slip inside while horse riding


31de14  No.1179786

did nige become president yet i had a nap


eaa6f3  No.1179787

>>1179777

>dug a nice grave for the blackbird my neighbours cat was torturing after i put him out of his misery with my axe

feel better about it now hes in the ground


dfead3  No.1179788

>>1179782

happy belated birthday lad


dfead3  No.1179789

>>1179786

yeah he just got off the phone from calling for a Dresden on Canary Wharf.


4e1f9e  No.1179790

>>1179784

*saves to backlog*

heh


07549a  No.1179791

File: b4a70075ef64280⋯.jpeg (9 KB, 255x226, 255:226, 121.jpeg)

https://twitter.com/semanticpoetry/status/1132724594421510146

>Watching the early EU election results. Watching the far-right win in France. Watching the likely victory of fascists across Europe. Watching the recreation of conditions that led to the Holocaust and war.


31de14  No.1179792

File: 90f3b150657a0f2⋯.jpg (75.88 KB, 634x432, 317:216, 1492513459176.jpg)


a88848  No.1179793

>>1179788

cheers lad


04a81e  No.1179794

File: be021031bd99d55⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 431x448, 431:448, 8e9227a01166dfee79a0ebf1ed….jpg)

>pregnant gf

>due date tomorrow

>son could come any minute now


a88848  No.1179795

File: 900632fb88b770b⋯.png (261.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179791

IT'S YOU!

THE HERO OF KVATCH!


4f0cdd  No.1179796

Ok lads. I managed to do 19, then 10, then 6, and finally 2.


31de14  No.1179797

File: 900632fb88b770b⋯.png (261.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179791

This lad is the Australian crash test dummy


a88848  No.1179798

wait no i have a better one

Far oooooveeeer the misty mountaiiiins caaaaaaaaaall


a88848  No.1179799

>>1179797

keep yer feet on the ground


dfead3  No.1179800

File: 5f9f5c20bc74193⋯.jpg (109.79 KB, 682x600, 341:300, 5aal.jpg)

>>1179791

how are you finding these literallywhos


33fa35  No.1179801

File: a088adb0096cbce⋯.png (176.72 KB, 432x413, 432:413, a088adb0096cbced92983144d4….png)

>>1179791

>Wandering in dystopian mindsets.

>Sociologist-in-training.

>Saethre-Chotzen.

>ADHD.

<Queer af.

>Not interested in your capitalist bullshit. (they/them)


4f0cdd  No.1179802

>>1179777

Done with the blogposting for now tbh.


07549a  No.1179803

>>1179793

Happy Birthday lad, time moves at triple speed now


31de14  No.1179804

File: de367eb3389d8d8⋯.jpg (26.49 KB, 362x388, 181:194, 14389779825.jpg)


a88848  No.1179805

>>1179797

why has he shaved his sideburns completely and left that moustache and weird beard thing


4f0cdd  No.1179806

File: eef363cbeb495bb⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 864x420, 72:35, 1533655540079.gif)

>>1179782

Happy birthday lad.


04a81e  No.1179807

>>1179797

That fucking brow


33fa35  No.1179808

File: 946328efbdf8d3c⋯.png (23.36 KB, 722x120, 361:60, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1179791

IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER AHAHA


4f0cdd  No.1179809

File: b10b4de1bdb85dc⋯.jpeg (14.56 KB, 251x242, 251:242, dd851bc7c108037cb4ba91a08….jpeg)

>>1179795

>>1179797

>It's not a shoop


07549a  No.1179810

>>1179795

>>1179797

Holy fuck didn't even see that he's that fucked up monkey thing some lad posts on here kek


33a930  No.1179811

>>1179805

Getting in touch with his Turk genes probably


07549a  No.1179812

>>1179800

kek usually the first result after eu election results,


ca747c  No.1179813

>>1179797

Holy shit it's like a caricature.


411971  No.1179814

>>1179795

>>1179797

>there are real people out there who look like Oblivion characters

Always makes me laugh


dfead3  No.1179815

File: 75ca64819f23bfd⋯.gif (657.74 KB, 480x320, 3:2, Salt shaker dance.gif)

File: f4ad62eee555afe⋯.png (380.39 KB, 580x806, 290:403, sdnv.png)


a88848  No.1179816

File: 03225ad1573d972⋯.jpg (46.43 KB, 892x938, 446:469, fascist balloon helper.jpg)

>>1179806

>>1179803

>>1179806

Cheers lads. One year closer to liberation of Britain from foreign tyranny.


4f0cdd  No.1179817

File: 6f32f2b5521c7f6⋯.png (322.55 KB, 682x470, 341:235, ClipboardImage.png)


33a930  No.1179818

Would you rather look like an Oblivion or a Dishonored character?


07549a  No.1179819

>>1179817

That's the one kek


04a81e  No.1179820

>>1179797

I don't even know how that hair cut is possible


411971  No.1179821

File: a8271a27515ede5⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1168x666, 584:333, Ulster lads dox.png)

>>1179817

Don't just causally dox Ulster lad like that lad smh


07549a  No.1179822

>>1179820

That's not a haircut lad, it's a face cut


ca747c  No.1179823

I'm actually pretty sure it's one of those autogenerated faces


4f0cdd  No.1179824

File: f1ae20e4ab6168c⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1251x2048, 1251:2048, ClipboardImage.png)


4f0cdd  No.1179825

File: 25283f2da2ad4f1⋯.png (18.91 KB, 418x455, 418:455, 25283f2da2ad4f15a0c006de7f….png)

Lads?


ca747c  No.1179826

Apparently a Polish Monarchist party got into the EU parliament.


dfead3  No.1179827

File: 2c63b661978adf0⋯.mp4 (1.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tpb owen.mp4)

lmao


31de14  No.1179828

>>1179827

Based mummy


31de14  No.1179829

File: 3272233281ea031⋯.png (76.1 KB, 226x243, 226:243, ClipboardImage.png)


dfead3  No.1179830

File: ea228f3dc369d21⋯.png (20.44 KB, 572x112, 143:28, fbpe.png)

delusional cunts lmao


4f0cdd  No.1179831

File: 1391e68599d3a02⋯.jpg (51.62 KB, 800x596, 200:149, 1391e68599d3a02967060a3d13….jpg)

>>1179830

>Perform better than expected

Probably will perform better than expected, bound to be some lads and lasses that had ticked the wrong box.


dfead3  No.1179832

File: b04277399c010d1⋯.png (166.75 KB, 600x513, 200:171, ComfyUK.png)

>comfy sunset with rain outside

>belly full of pork and beer

>all this salt on twatter

might quickly pop out and get some more beer though


311225  No.1179833

File: 6bd1d431b48f0d7⋯.png (456.83 KB, 949x537, 949:537, 9db53772d11378618d391a4e46….png)

>>1179830

>>1179831

What they'll do is add up lib dem/green/lab and say they outnumber the Nige party and therefore should be a second vote


311225  No.1179834

Or they'll say 'well that's 65 % that don't want brexit' if they get 35 or whatever they are polling


33a930  No.1179835

OWEN YOU WANKAH OWEN YOU WANKAAAH


dfead3  No.1179836

>>1179834

>>1179833

Doesn't work that way as just a month ago during the local elections they claimed Tory and Labour votes were Pro-Brexit.

These cunts need decking.


4f0cdd  No.1179837

File: 1049ea324a594a9⋯.jpg (219.83 KB, 890x905, 178:181, 1550893317722.jpg)


dfead3  No.1179838

File: 0fb07b47d10ad85⋯.jpg (80.35 KB, 1200x626, 600:313, D7hFdE3W0AEFuvl.jpg)

SweDems got a boost.


feff79  No.1179839

It Begins

>MARINE LE PEN has dealt a major blow to pro-EU Emmanuel >Macron as her far-right National Rally party is estimated to have >topped La Republique En Marche in the European elections.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1132328/european-elections-results-live-update-latest-2019-EU-exit-polls-Brexit-party


dfead3  No.1179840

File: d29bb7bbfee3cf1⋯.gif (567.71 KB, 200x136, 25:17, p.gif)

>>1179839

It seems every country is having a swing to the right, twatter is SEETHING right now


ca747c  No.1179841

>>1179840

Apart from Germany, they voted for the pro-nonce party.


dfead3  No.1179842

File: 8dce2c513c7ff8c⋯.mp4 (9.62 MB, 720x720, 1:1, J5Xb_Bwh8pW6c71U.mp4)

why is a kike going after tommeh


4f0cdd  No.1179843

>>1179840

Soon…


4e1f9e  No.1179844

>>1179838

but they want to be in the EU smh


dfead3  No.1179845

File: 807fc20a1cf4d00⋯.jpg (91.54 KB, 431x626, 431:626, nige (1).jpg)

>final results

>the majority of the EU parliament is Eurosceptic

>they close it down overnight


ca747c  No.1179846

>>1179844

All European parties do, they love the EU.


ca747c  No.1179847

Reminder that Eurosceptic isn't anti-EU, it's pro-reformed EU.


c9f032  No.1179848

we should raid /ausneets/


ca747c  No.1179849

>>1179848

Fuck off /ausneets/ we aren't giving you traffic


c9f032  No.1179850

>>1179849

i like their board though tbh. they say neet is a state of mind not an employment situation. it's true i think. i'm neet even when im at toil


852434  No.1179851

27% for Le Pen rn lads. That’s a new record.


dfead3  No.1179852

File: 18f038f08bd7f3f⋯.png (52.45 KB, 570x432, 95:72, sfn.png)

how much better could Britain be if every bazza in the country actually turned out to vote and we stopped sending benders to parliament


53b7f0  No.1179853

File: 1bb93e7ae550bb5⋯.jpg (24.85 KB, 552x594, 92:99, 1451492138675.jpg)

Hoping for a good night of salt mining lads.


852434  No.1179854

So far

Based results: Belgium, Poland, Hungary, France, Sweden, Italy

Cringe results: Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Denmark


852434  No.1179855

Seriously Germany is fucked. 40% of young voters chose the Greens.


dfead3  No.1179856

File: d5d5113c36d25c0⋯.mp4 (4.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, xy5mHKz2HgJ_PJdB.mp4)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

>Macron supporter has a hissy fit on live TV after finding out Le Pen is likely to win EU elections


4e1f9e  No.1179857

>>1179855

Jesus Christ.

What do you think, brainwashed into thinking green is good for the environment, OR listening to their genocidal rhetoric and agreeing


16b172  No.1179858

>>1178408 here.

Asked a different lass out for lunch tomorrow and she said yes.

Guess the lesson is to keep trying no matter how embarrassing it gets.


dfead3  No.1179859

>>1179855

>>1179857

Germany's youth has been fucked from decades of brainwashing and kvetching.


07549a  No.1179860

>>1179857

Greens get the vote of all the dopes who don't know who to vote for, happened in Ireland too


73bf84  No.1179861

just ordered some yugioh cards off the internet so i can put some nerds in their place


dfead3  No.1179862

File: 793793d182b9dcd⋯.mp4 (2.58 MB, 480x640, 3:4, dance.mp4)

>>1179858

>Guess the lesson is to keep trying no matter how embarrassing it gets

Could lad, brush it off and move on.


33a930  No.1179863

>>1179856

>Le fook ya politique

Me trying to speaking French tbqh


4e1f9e  No.1179864

>>1179860

AHHHHHHHHHH WE NEED TO LOWER IT TO 16 I TELL YOU


49036d  No.1179865

>>1179613

Can somebody download this for me and repost as mp4 pls here, I'm camping at the moment but can spread the video locally when I get back.


4e1f9e  No.1179866

File: e3bb808d943a50b⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1432472721649.jpg)

GEN Z IS BASED THOUGH RIGHT


4f0cdd  No.1179867

File: 8222f7150b83233⋯.jpg (90.98 KB, 741x568, 741:568, 1524933246989.jpg)

>>1179862

Are you phone posting lad?


852434  No.1179868

Finland turned out ok too.


feff79  No.1179869

>>1179840

I'm hoping Le Pen can use the momentum to take the next GE there. Apparently she's already demanding Macron dissolves the French parliament.

All we need is one country to go and it will legitmise us in the minds of normies all across europe.

If only we had a nationalist party in England.


07549a  No.1179870

>>1179858

Hope you just said 'forget it' when she said that ffs, what a cunt.


6590f4  No.1179871

File: 90e5199e0e5b870⋯.png (207.55 KB, 639x970, 639:970, dvgesrah.png)

I'm sure nick lowles of hnh was just joking about this


31de14  No.1179872

>>1179871

always use a sharpie


aee8a2  No.1179873

File: c774abc4b579e23⋯.jpg (230.62 KB, 829x965, 829:965, 1431360869091.jpg)

>>1179611

That's why I updated the purple surge video. But yes it's a shame we can't update all the old memmies.


e0fd65  No.1179874

File: a27ea9c28a6ccf3⋯.jpg (441.6 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, you've just activated my t….jpg)

>>1179861

*pulls out Blue Eyes White Nigger*

what now collectivist?


07549a  No.1179875

Tommeh must win tbh


31de14  No.1179876

>>1179873

Based Mugabe


4f0cdd  No.1179877

>>1179874

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


dfead3  No.1179878

File: d8ff4e5298cb588⋯.jpg (90.19 KB, 1199x759, 109:69, nige (55).jpg)

>>1179873

good work lad


33a930  No.1179879

>>1179874

You just activated my rape card


dfead3  No.1179880

File: 9875796e394c966⋯.jpg (55.44 KB, 457x491, 457:491, nige (17).jpg)


4e1f9e  No.1179881

>>1179879

>>1179874

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


07549a  No.1179882

File: 6ead2e6a742401e⋯.jpeg (50.09 KB, 551x407, 551:407, mighraep.jpeg)

>>1179879

*hordes all get out of jail after vaginal raep cards*


4f0cdd  No.1179883

>>1179879

*pulls out gay interracial porn*

heh, nothing personnel kid


dfead3  No.1179884

File: 989306356db07dc⋯.png (237.89 KB, 586x742, 293:371, dgm.png)

Paris is on fire you dosy cow


dfead3  No.1179885

File: 3e9a36896265053⋯.jpg (28.53 KB, 409x409, 1:1, comfy (2).jpg)

>found two 12packs in the shed


1b74f1  No.1179886

The green revolution will not be stopped


aee8a2  No.1179887

File: c81b52be5ed9402⋯.jpg (189.01 KB, 886x1183, 886:1183, c81b52be5ed94023120fee28f7….jpg)

>>1179878

>>1179876

my pleasure, lads


6590f4  No.1179888

File: 8c330e1a799984b⋯.png (47.07 KB, 325x275, 13:11, 1467943565228.png)

>she's watching a 2 hour vera episode so I can't enjoy the room to myself to watch my shit and enjoy the election


dfead3  No.1179889

>>1179887

A lot of the picture stuff could just work with a pallette swap and slapping hte TBP logo on it tbh


1b74f1  No.1179890

Jeremy corbyn


1b74f1  No.1179891

Jeremy Corbyn


73bf84  No.1179892

File: 531aa81b28ddfd7⋯.png (358.79 KB, 419x610, 419:610, ClipboardImage.png)


6590f4  No.1179893

File: b27fa3fd5c2eb5d⋯.jpg (109.13 KB, 600x718, 300:359, 9bd7254be6baa826e1a385c73b….jpg)

>>1179889

looks like they seriously under performed tho tbh, god this is so blackpilling, even an obviously astroturfed "right wing" party can't win big, honestly can't fathom the amount of brainwashing


4f0cdd  No.1179894

*pulls out semen baster*


dfead3  No.1179895

File: 5a251d39be0b262⋯.jpg (143.34 KB, 767x544, 767:544, 1431.jpg)

File: 74e0a9ad4240cbb⋯.jpg (70.59 KB, 308x500, 77:125, 1362.jpg)

File: a9e2aa488baeb2a⋯.png (1.38 MB, 2082x1416, 347:236, 980.png)

File: f937ae1142def2e⋯.jpg (174.37 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, nige easter (1).jpg)

File: 68ec9cf64e76015⋯.png (1.12 MB, 960x710, 96:71, nige (2).png)

>Old UKIP Nige's become vintage and we get Fresh TBP Nige's


ca747c  No.1179896

>>1179886

Are we talking about the proper Ted one or the gay Green party style one that will likely just result in failure?


6a22a1  No.1179897

>>1179592

THE CRINGE IS REAL.

Bet there's a scoobydoo or two behind this tbh…not to be too defeatist.


dfead3  No.1179898

>>1179897

It seems fine to me >(1)


4e1f9e  No.1179899

File: fe492066a46eb81⋯.png (275.21 KB, 494x464, 247:232, 1553575740848.png)

>tfw bossman makes fun of you for not knowing what size of clothing you wear


07549a  No.1179900

>>1179893

ETHNO nat message, fine by me. Good luck to him


31de14  No.1179901

>>1179895

>That last one

kino tbh love farage illustrations


3341fa  No.1179902

love this chaos tbh

>>1179899

good lad, only normals know that sort of information


8839e2  No.1179903

>>1179862

>was expecting that lass to fall over

>it's just a sexy lass dancing


4e1f9e  No.1179904

File: fb9e0eb0668f939⋯.png (182.25 KB, 494x464, 247:232, fb9e0eb0668f9396dd6343e98b….png)

>>1179902

>good lad, only normals know that sort of information

Thanks, lad. He made me feel like I was the only one.


8839e2  No.1179905

>>1179899

How many extras lad?


dfead3  No.1179906

File: 7ad6a75454eef48⋯.jpg (65.53 KB, 640x432, 40:27, nige.jpg)

File: 19bc8c3bd9f1571⋯.png (604.86 KB, 800x502, 400:251, nige nge (1).png)

>>1179901

His caricatures are just endearing tbh

>>1179899

>>1179902

The sizes are on the labels in the clothes you have to be dim to not know tbh


852434  No.1179907

>>1179897

Don’t care virgin. Direct action worked there.


16b172  No.1179908

>>1179870

I thought of saying that but didn’t because I’m a pussy.

>Offered me her Facebook instead and accepted the request

>Went to tell her friend, and then ran up to tap the window next to where I was studying

>Blocked me by the time I left the library


6590f4  No.1179909

>>1179897

fuck off shill


4e1f9e  No.1179910

>>1179906

>SA is a bossman


9d4d17  No.1179911

File: 9a287dc79928590⋯.jpg (40.33 KB, 634x650, 317:325, 1S.jpg)

>>1179910

>his mum buys his clothes


4f0cdd  No.1179912

File: 5f4fdcd5dbe473c⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 5f4fdcd5dbe473c5ec95c8d2e2….jpg)

>>1179906

>second pic

lovely oc

>still no image of backside

I'm still looking for you lad


9d4d17  No.1179913

File: 207488500d62ccc⋯.png (164.54 KB, 567x712, 567:712, D7hSrx-XkAAANeh.png)

wwweeewww


07549a  No.1179914

>>1179908

Lad…..what the fuck? Why did she tap the window? Why did you engage in Facebook shite?


6a22a1  No.1179915

>>1179625

Tbh I'm leaving because I want the moishe's globohomo ziomatrix to collapse.


16b172  No.1179916

>>1179903

Same lad


6590f4  No.1179917

>>1179913

reminder that they are not a nationalist party they are basically the polish tories


53b7f0  No.1179918

File: 969f271e6354608⋯.jpg (27.14 KB, 400x452, 100:113, 1498779351679.jpg)


9d4d17  No.1179919

>>1179912

s'alright lad it works as it is


07549a  No.1179920

>>1179917

Except when it comes to religion


6590f4  No.1179921

File: adc904570d62b1e⋯.jpg (121.13 KB, 887x1077, 887:1077, the fattening.jpg)

cookies and ice cream for the election tonight, suspecting I'll be eating myself in sadness tbh


4e1f9e  No.1179922

File: 3a90b0bd7de3dcf⋯.png (573.29 KB, 1278x993, 426:331, 3a90b0bd7de3dcfe6bbc1071ec….png)

>>1179911

Well yeah, and I rarely get new ones. I'm not a rich willamoid bossman


6590f4  No.1179923

>>1179920

means literally nothing, you the cunt that argues with me all the time about religion


6a22a1  No.1179924

>>1179871

Wonder if that joanne woman is actually involved in counting.


aee8a2  No.1179925

>>1179889

Good point. Might do a bit of shooping later

>>1179893

Source? Also, what do you consider under-performing?


4e1f9e  No.1179926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Vargboi, at least he won't vote green, he needs that child welfare


ca747c  No.1179927

>>1179922

You are really pathetic you know that


9d4d17  No.1179928

>>1179922

I don't buy new stuff every week either, I'm a skint cunt who's shopped for himself before


07549a  No.1179929

>>1179923

No you tard, can you not recognise SA ffs?And it means everything in stopping liberal rot. Tories are atheist scum


07549a  No.1179930

>Exit poll findings suggested that Syriza had also lost the youth vote with the majority of Greeks aged between 17 and 24 voting for ND and neo-nazi Golden Dawn.


4e1f9e  No.1179931

>>1179930

based

LANDMINES ON THE BORDERS


6590f4  No.1179932

>>1179929

>No you tard, can you not recognise SA ffs

um he has a trip so yes, are you the proddie who constantly argues with me and was saying the working class need to embrace religion


ca747c  No.1179933

>>1179930

L A N D M I N E S O N T H E B O R D E R


07549a  No.1179934

>>1179932

I'm a Catholic you fucking twat and have never argued with a mong like you


4efd9d  No.1179935

File: 55d639b515a7f71⋯.png (24.13 KB, 607x311, 607:311, Capture.png)

>>1179924

Don't worry lad Raheem's on the case


9d4d17  No.1179936

>>1179923

>means literally nothing

It means literally everything.


9d4d17  No.1179937

>>1179935

Should be an arrestable offence


ca747c  No.1179938

wait no Golden Dawn lost half it's vote share


4e1f9e  No.1179939

>>1179938

oh no…


1b74f1  No.1179940

Spread love not hate ❤


6590f4  No.1179941

>>1179934

yikes calm down


4f0cdd  No.1179942

File: cf2233e0fd3ba42⋯.png (144.09 KB, 400x452, 100:113, blade_nige.png)


8839e2  No.1179943

>>1179938

Smh lad


6590f4  No.1179944

>>1179936

no it doesn't you stupid janny also ban this >>1179940 nigger


852434  No.1179945

>>1179938

Don’t care tbh. Their leader literally ran a brothel ffs they were degen pagans.


1b74f1  No.1179946


07549a  No.1179947

Fucking state of Portugal


6590f4  No.1179948

absolute STATER of 4britpol right now, calling for greenbelt land to be built on, cheering on jacob reese zog and posting farage memmies like he's the second coming


07549a  No.1179949

Hue Edwards on at 10, somebody throw up that link


9d4d17  No.1179950

File: aab6dbb27dc0ad0⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 718x89, 718:89, libertarian nonce.jpg)

>>1179948

They are tory libertarians lad, what did you expect of poofters?


07549a  No.1179951

>1179948

Stay there


56cf8c  No.1179952

>>1179948

I can believe the latter 2, but the first, really?


e0fd65  No.1179953


852434  No.1179954


4e1f9e  No.1179955

>>1179926

>Varg's thiccpilled


4e1f9e  No.1179956

File: 66139037f6ef23a⋯.png (754.77 KB, 1134x646, 567:323, ClipboardImage.png)


07549a  No.1179957

>>1179956

Fat below the waist is healthy for woman, they get away with murder smh


6a22a1  No.1179958

Is there a stream of the results anywhere lads?


49036d  No.1179959

>>1179956

Love larger

Love kebabs

Love me Friday night's on't town


6590f4  No.1179960

File: 492f33255df625c⋯.jpg (112.72 KB, 732x628, 183:157, 1526506275540.jpg)

lets face some reality, gen z is not redpilled and never will be, people with our views are probably 5% of the population or less and the majority of people are still at this point and time totally brainwashed and the globalist establishment is as strong as ever and will likely win in the end, we tried.


32e31d  No.1179961


4f0cdd  No.1179962

File: 2b474959b4fe8a0⋯.png (2.78 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, nigemagic.png)


c219ba  No.1179963


9d4d17  No.1179964

File: 79a8e7338bc3159⋯.mp4 (3.18 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Jacob Rees Mogg Green Belt.mp4)

File: 1d4fc491a7afc6a⋯.mp4 (2.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Mogg - green belt is a cor….mp4)

File: aa77f6ad7d0535c⋯.mp4 (1.26 MB, 640x640, 1:1, hDqnyHZV-_95A8Er.mp4)

>>1179952

Lad one of Zogg's policies is to concrete over the green belt, so of course they worship that idea.


9d4d17  No.1179965

File: 0201f04322e965d⋯.jpg (373.74 KB, 2100x1587, 700:529, _nutt.jpg)

>>1179960

Sod off you poof.


4efd9d  No.1179966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

07549a  No.1179967

File: d6d0ec376e8cd3b⋯.jpeg (8.04 KB, 255x170, 3:2, shotcaller.jpeg)

>>1179963

Good lad


4e1f9e  No.1179968

>>1179960

>tfw no 5%er ethnostate


411971  No.1179969

File: d9df522c3a0ed88⋯.png (145.03 KB, 579x459, 193:153, Untitled.png)

Which one of you is this?


6a22a1  No.1179970

>>1179827

Literally saying what every non dyke mummy in the country thinks kek.


e0fd65  No.1179971


0cf4b2  No.1179972

>>1179461

I wonder how old she is and wether she has a bf…


4f0cdd  No.1179973


d4b623  No.1179974

>>1179960

lad if you're feeling this blackpilled go over to lefty boards and say the exact same words but instead of redpilled say woke

don't spread your demoralisation dementia here


4e1f9e  No.1179975

>>1179827

Imagine if a little pozzed scoobydoo came up to you and harassed you


9d4d17  No.1179976

File: eb78710fe3f25cc⋯.mp4 (885.77 KB, 854x480, 427:240, nige kek.mp4)

Change UK could form partnership with Lib Dems

Change UK leader Heidi Allen has suggested the party could form a partnership with the Liberal Democrats

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48415917

RIP CUK, 18/02/2019 - 26/05/2019


6590f4  No.1179977

>>1179965

>>1179974

trying to be realistic


8d8840  No.1179978

>>1179782

it's all downhill from here lad..and not in a good way.


852434  No.1179979

>>1179960

There was literally a poll showing 46% of the British public support a total ban on Muslim immigration compared to 20% against you twat.


2126ca  No.1179980

>>1179976

keeeeeeek

Almost as funny as my dad's stupid GF saying we're gonna get a Labour x Lib Dem coalition in the votes


feff79  No.1179981

Was looking at the German result (10.80% est.) as a blackpill but the devil's in the detail it seems…

>In Saxony and Brandenburg, the AfD beat the CDU to first place, winning 30.1 and 22.1 percent respectively.

>In the other three east German regions, the AfD came in second, obtaining in Thuringia 23.8 percent, 20 percent in Saxony-Anhalt and 19.8 percent in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern.


8839e2  No.1179982

File: f0108c1ad50d0fd⋯.jpg (138.6 KB, 640x960, 2:3, ant vaping.jpg)


07549a  No.1179983

This lesbo shit on BBC, fucking cunts


9d4d17  No.1179984

File: 729255cf5cc3743⋯.jpg (51.81 KB, 295x240, 59:48, 2557.jpg)

>>1179977

No you're just being a poof.


c219ba  No.1179985

File: 56e5e8298e7b2e6⋯.jpg (30.83 KB, 590x350, 59:35, Nige thumb4.jpg)

>>1179960

>people with our views are probably 5%

Way too pessimistic there lad.

>>1179973

Ah cheers lad, maybe it'll be a bit more stable than the other one actually.


6a22a1  No.1179986

>>1179833

Dangerous game tbh (and it is one they are/have been playing) because it cements in the minds of the disaffected that there is a coalition representing the establishment, and a single united opposition is required to take it down. The worst thing the powers that be can do (for their own sakes), is deepen the sense of us and them. Obviously the brexit party are controlled opposition, but it sets a precedent for more confrontational, right wing movements to take on the whole of our ossified elite.


852434  No.1179987

>>1179964

Where the fuck is that third video from? Want to glass the cunt.


0cf4b2  No.1179988

The thread is moving too fast REEEEEE


53b7f0  No.1179989

File: c4c2106c9aca791⋯.jpg (81.49 KB, 975x1200, 13:16, D7hXpLBWkAArxph.jpg)


6315ad  No.1179990

File: bf0e518e0b90d6d⋯.jpg (137.95 KB, 826x960, 413:480, 1558903277097.jpg)

>>1179976

from halfchan lad


0cf4b2  No.1179991

>>1179935

I unironically took a pen to vote for Tommeh


6a22a1  No.1179992

>>1179847

Reminder that there is not a single genuine right wing party which is free of the influence and control of the usual suspects extant in western europe.


411971  No.1179993

>>1179988

Dorset?


9d4d17  No.1179994


32e31d  No.1179995

here we go lads


2126ca  No.1179996

>>1179983

Which one?

Is it that shit "a killing eve"?

That thing was literally just some neckbeard's wank fantasy aired on TV. Dreadful.


9d4d17  No.1179997

File: 9720c72462a00a8⋯.jpg (49.64 KB, 707x702, 707:702, _K.jpg)

>>1179990

actually wheezing


07549a  No.1179998

Hue's on BBC1 now

>>1179991

Good lad


6a22a1  No.1179999

>>1179854

The germanic countries are always going to be the faggiest for the longest tbh. They can't stand change.


0cf4b2  No.1180000

>>1179993

NO just another thread autiste


31de14  No.1180001

>First result in half an hour

Might pop to the shop and get redbull and coke


07549a  No.1180002

>>1179996

Gentlewoman Jack or some shit, the scene was she's at some wedding obviously had an affair with the woman, of course set 100 years or more ago lesbo shite. Wearing black at the wedding because of course


07549a  No.1180003

CUNTBERRY FUCK OFF


9d4d17  No.1180004

>>1180001

It's a Sunday lad it's probly closed by now


c219ba  No.1180005

File: d2348856cf6c4b2⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 507d3.gif)

>>1180001

>only 6 beers left

Hope it's enough tbh


4efd9d  No.1180006

File: 57157421b00a768⋯.jpg (61.42 KB, 1024x573, 1024:573, wojak (19).jpg)


4f0cdd  No.1180007

File: c8affcfe73c627b⋯.mp4 (10.69 MB, 800x502, 400:251, out.mp4)


07549a  No.1180008

File: 6bde8b28dbef4dc⋯.jpeg (8.32 KB, 201x204, 67:68, enough2.jpeg)

>No beer or sweeties


411971  No.1180009

>>1180005

Gonna have to nurse them lad


a71efa  No.1180010

>>1180008

Just dring some wa'a lad.


31de14  No.1180011

File: 7f4e2326b0a3515⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 320x230, 32:23, 1387383373706.gif)

>>1180004

Nah it is open 24 hours, based turks

>>1180005

I have a whole bottle of chivas regal tbh, but i need to clean my fish tank and dont want to get wasted for the 6th day in a row


8d8840  No.1180012

File: cfcb9512ed30bea⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1066x1600, 533:800, ac2b2a787974f058a673b3ed1b….png)

>>1179858

the secret is not being embarrassed by rejection tbh.


9d4d17  No.1180013

>>1180007

very nice lad


9d4d17  No.1180014

FIRST RESULTS COMING IN


ca747c  No.1180015

File: c49f5ce7c09331d⋯.png (39.46 KB, 1031x401, 1031:401, corby.PNG)


337593  No.1180016

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maccy D's and barring a homeless man from entering my toil place for shitting on our public seating for supper


33fa35  No.1180017

File: 640d837bffca11f⋯.png (18.31 KB, 606x634, 303:317, 640d837bffca11f4a3d15519e7….png)

>>1180015

>40%

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING


873ccb  No.1180018

File: bed1d337338ba8c⋯.jpg (144.14 KB, 1000x1351, 1000:1351, Salazar_CFT003_050525_ca19….jpg)

>>1179947

Miss him, even though i wasn't alive when he lived.


4f0cdd  No.1180019

File: baf354131958861⋯.png (70.56 KB, 548x715, 548:715, LADS.png)


07549a  No.1180020

>Katya

Fuck off back to Poland love


d4b623  No.1180021

rolling for Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad MEP


4f0cdd  No.1180022

Rugby (West Midlands) result:

Brex: 42.6% (+42.6)

LDem: 24.2% (+16.8)

Con: 12.9% (-17.4)

Lab: 11.4% (-9.7)

UKIP: 4.7% (-24.6)

ChUK: 4.2% (+4.2)


ca747c  No.1180023

>>1180018

Fucking chairs ruining good things.

>>1180019

>>1180022

It's a fucking bloodbath out there


07549a  No.1180024

>>1180021

>rolling for Popular Youtuber, Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad of Akkad MEP

I wish


07549a  No.1180025

GIVE US TOMMEH


9d4d17  No.1180026

Dice rollRolled 99 (1d100)

TBP FINAL PERCENTAGE


9d4d17  No.1180027

WEYEW


07549a  No.1180028

TPB 29% in Leeds


d4b623  No.1180029

>>1180024

a man can dream


4f0cdd  No.1180030

>>1180026

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


9d4d17  No.1180031

WAIT IN THAT CLIP WAS TOMMEH TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING scoobydooS


4f0cdd  No.1180032

Southend (East of England) result:

Brex: 42.1% (+42.1)

LDem: 18.9% (+12.8)

Grn: 12.2% (+4.3)

Lab: 9.9% (-5.7)

Con: 9.0% (-17.8)

UKIP: 3.7% (-33.4)


8839e2  No.1180033

File: 336f0893b9b6d8f⋯.jpg (11.95 KB, 480x477, 160:159, 0ac6f7b4317ae98db977be6d4e….jpg)

>those results

Hoooorrrrryyyy fffuuuuuukkk


411971  No.1180034

File: 71657f769839498⋯.png (324.39 KB, 720x650, 72:65, Nige43.png)


c219ba  No.1180035

File: 0c1db5e846657ef⋯.jpg (110.72 KB, 377x326, 377:326, comfy.jpg)

>>1180006

Aye lad.

>>1180009

Indeed, once I move onto the Crafty Hen proper I should start pacing myself tbh.

>>1180011

Wish I'd bought some bourbon when I was last at the supermarket, as a 'just in case' backup.

>dont want to get wasted for the 6th day in a row

Same lad, it's not really good is it. Think I'll take a week off it next week.


852434  No.1180036

Feels good even though it’s largely meaningless.


07549a  No.1180037

Labour btfo in Leeds


e0fd65  No.1180038

File: 25b7f827ec0b84f⋯.gif (804.99 KB, 480x270, 16:9, Nige summoning a Bloodthir….gif)


c219ba  No.1180039

Film On stream keeps fucking up damnit


07549a  No.1180040

Laura is scared


9d4d17  No.1180041

File: 6a9d8aa13e11270⋯.png (1.39 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, nige (1).png)


4f0cdd  No.1180042

Sheffield (Yorkshire & the Humber) result:

Brex: 28.1% (+28.1)

Grn: 24.8% (+12.6)

LDem: 18.1% (+8.0)

Lab: 17.0% (-16.6)

UKIP: 3.9% (-23.8)

Con: 3.4% (-7.4)

smh what a bunch of poofs


bd4776  No.1180043

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jim has an election livestream which is mostly geared around laughing at Carl


9d4d17  No.1180044

>>1180039

Switch to the Sky stream there's a qt


07549a  No.1180045

Is Gove fucking deluded, fuck off you little shit


8839e2  No.1180046

>Clive (wog) Myry let out an exhale after coming on air

Keeeeek, he can't stand to hear the result


d4b623  No.1180047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ca747c  No.1180048

>UKIP beating CUK

kek


07549a  No.1180049

>>1180043

Jims a fag, worse than Sarg'n by multitudes


9d4d17  No.1180050

>>1180048

>a cuckold beating the cuck party

lmao


6a22a1  No.1180051

>>1180044

Instead of the wog on the bbc smh.


8839e2  No.1180052

>b-but muh people's vote

They can fucking do one after seeing this result


4f0cdd  No.1180053

Croydon (London) result:

Lab: 23.9% (-9.3)

LDem: 22.7% (+18.8)

Brex: 22.1% (+22.1)

Grn: 11.4% (+4.4)

Con: 10.8% (-16.5)

P O O F S


9d4d17  No.1180054

File: aed3e582b46bef7⋯.png (6.6 KB, 500x500, 1:1, t.png)

>turnout is down in Leave areas


4f0cdd  No.1180055

>Labour fags too lazy to vote


07549a  No.1180056

>>1180051

Just wait for Farcical Islam


c219ba  No.1180057

File: 634685abe17a6e6⋯.png (177.06 KB, 264x336, 11:14, 2019-05-26 22_13_44-(44) W….png)

>>1180044

Not my type tbh


6a22a1  No.1180058

>>1180049

Agreed. Posting his vids should be bannable tbh. He's the worst kind of yank. Even more of a parasitic rik and morty fan than Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad.


9d4d17  No.1180059

>>1180057

lel

>>1180055

tbh I reckon it's just Sky bullshitting


04a81e  No.1180060

>>1180053

>90% wog population


c219ba  No.1180061

Based Norf tbh

>>1180049

This, can't stand the cunt personally.


07549a  No.1180062

TBP getting that vote in Croyden wew


6a22a1  No.1180063

>northeasterners voting for lib dems

Hope this is just wish projection.


07549a  No.1180064

Hues back


8839e2  No.1180065

>>1180053

Brexit still relatively high


9d4d17  No.1180066

>we need to be careful about overexaggerating this

Yeah cos you get called out you cunts.


53b7f0  No.1180067

File: 9f74484156bd99b⋯.jpg (509.06 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1515269805271.jpg)

STOP VOTING GREEN YOU FUCKERS


c219ba  No.1180068

>>1180063

I recon Brexit Party will do better in the NE than his prediction. We do have our share of mongs though.


9d4d17  No.1180069

Dice rollRolled 63 (1d100)

>>1180053

considering the location that's a fucking landslide


4f0cdd  No.1180070

Newcastle upon Tyne (North East) result:

Brex: 27.2% (+27.2)

Lab: 24.6% (-14.0)

LDem: 23.9% (+13.4)

Grn: 9.8% (+1.8)

Con: 5.4% (-8.3)

UKIP: 5.0% (-18.5)

Durham (North East) result:

Brex: 39.5% (+39.5)

Lab: 19.3% (-20.1)

LDem: 16.7% (+11.5)

Grn: 8.1% (+2.6)

UKIP: 6.2% (-21.9)

Con: 6.2% (-9.3)

Brex: 37.0% (+37.0)

Lab: 28.0% (-9.8)

LDem: 10.4% (+7.7)

Con: 9.1% (-8.4)

Grn: 7.2% (+3.7)

UKIP: 5.8% (-25.5)

Brex: 37.0% (+37.0)

Lab: 15.3% (-12.0)

PC: 14.0% (+3.1)

LDem: 13.3% (+9.5)

Con: 7.6% (-10.8)

Grn: 5.5% (+1.7)


4f0cdd  No.1180071

>cant copy paste


4e1f9e  No.1180072

File: 51d4422b280bcdd⋯.png (846.6 KB, 1160x816, 145:102, ClipboardImage.png)

keeeek


4f0cdd  No.1180073

File: 63fc4e01233d0b1⋯.png (2.74 KB, 2x2, 1:1, hm.png)


6315ad  No.1180074

>People are still voting labour and conservative, let alone green


07549a  No.1180075

>>1180074

>Newcastle

Dipshits tbqh


53b7f0  No.1180076

File: b77c12f4aaba2d3⋯.jpg (93.04 KB, 700x961, 700:961, 1499466417384.jpg)

>>1180070

>Lab: 24.6% (-14.0)

>Con: 5.4% (-8.3)

>Lab: 19.3% (-20.1)

>Con: 6.2% (-9.3)

>Lab: 28.0% (-9.8)

>Con: 9.1% (-8.4)

>Lab: 15.3% (-12.0)

>Con: 7.6% (-10.8)


9d4d17  No.1180077

Dice rollRolled 23 (1d100)

>>1180076

TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOWN


07549a  No.1180078

Tories decimated, based


c219ba  No.1180079

File: 30d7c8121778c6a⋯.png (384.05 KB, 596x593, 596:593, nige smug.png)


6a22a1  No.1180080

>cardiff only just voting for brexit

FUCKING URBANITE SCUM


07549a  No.1180081

Tories get a nobody wamen on to get a human dump shat on her face for the next hours


a71efa  No.1180082

Dice rollRolled 66 (1d100)

>>1180077

You can do better lad


9d4d17  No.1180083

File: 59f8b07759a574c⋯.png (1.2 MB, 2197x1463, 2197:1463, nige (3).png)

Fucking hell lads go through Britain Elects, it's a Brexit Surge across the board.

https://twitter.com/britainelects


4f0cdd  No.1180084

Sandwell (West Midlands) result:

Brex: 36.5% (+36.5)

Lab: 35.5% (-9.3)

LDem: 7.2% (+5.3)

Grn: 6.7% (+3.5)

UKIP: 5.9% (-24.2)

Con: 5.9% (-5.8)

ChUK: 2.3% (+2.3)

Pembrokeshire (Wales) result:

Brex: 38.1% (+38.1)

PC: 15.6% (+3.6)

LDem: 12.2% (+9.4)

Lab: 11.2% (-10.1)

Con: 10.0% (-18.9)

Grn: 7.0% (+2.5)

Cardiff (Wales) result:

Brex: 21.2% (+21.2)

LDem: 20.9% (+14.2)

PC: 20.2% (+9.4)

Lab: 17.4% (-13.5)

Grn: 8.5% (+1.2)

Con: 6.4% (-12.5)


9d4d17  No.1180085

>>1180082

I already did :^) >>1180026


6a22a1  No.1180086

>this sky bitch's remainer cope

FUCK OFF


4f0cdd  No.1180087

CUCK%


4f0cdd  No.1180088

File: db8fd6c3e47ceae⋯.png (360.34 KB, 504x504, 1:1, db8fd6c3e47ceae2f23800857e….png)


ca747c  No.1180089

Greek government just kinda collapsed and called a GE.


9d4d17  No.1180090

File: b2d5f6df10b3070⋯.jpg (17.86 KB, 480x360, 4:3, greece.jpg)

Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras calls snap general election after losing European Election to opposition New Democracy, centre right


07549a  No.1180091

Thornberry is in bits, don't want to see any mummy posting


a71efa  No.1180092

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d100)

>>1180085

still not a hundred tbh


8839e2  No.1180093

>Gina Miller on Sky News

Keeeeeek


a28db2  No.1180094

I’m watching the BBC election coverage without a TV licence lads.

FUCK THE BBC AND FUCK THE EU.


6a22a1  No.1180095

Which stream is better lads?

Is thornberry salt better than miller salt?


9d4d17  No.1180096

File: 8b33926270d4954⋯.png (254.04 KB, 1500x722, 750:361, comfy.png)

>>1180094

devilish


4e1f9e  No.1180097

when will we be done with the results? Toilmen need to sleep


07549a  No.1180098

Lads we watch BBC for elections smh, lets not abandon tradition


9d4d17  No.1180099

>>1180097

In the morning around 10am


4f0cdd  No.1180100

Dice rollRolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 100 (100d1)

UKIP%


9d4d17  No.1180101

File: 714dfb369b4ebdb⋯.jpg (76.36 KB, 1163x1200, 1163:1200, nige colossus.jpg)

BREXIT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE


a28db2  No.1180102

>>1180095

Thornberry tears are delicious. I’m hoping labour eats itself.


4f0cdd  No.1180103

Dice rollRolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 100 (100d1)

I HAVE NEVER USED A DIE


337593  No.1180104

File: c5c04404fecd273⋯.jpg (145.85 KB, 579x960, 193:320, accelerationism visualised.jpg)

>>1180097

This toilman doesn't


07549a  No.1180105

>>1180095

Thornberry is saying Labour fucked it not asking for a second ref as a campaign promise the dumb cunt kek. Jezza under the bus


4f0cdd  No.1180106

End me lads


9d4d17  No.1180107

>>1180104

>>1180097

It's a bank holiday tomorrow


4e1f9e  No.1180108

>Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad sees the Brexit Party's success and decides to make his own party


337593  No.1180109

>>1180107

My employer doesn't recognise it tbh but I have the day off anyway


9d4d17  No.1180110

>>1180108

and loses EVERYTHING


e0fd65  No.1180111

>>1180107

neither of them are english


4e1f9e  No.1180112

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


337593  No.1180113


6a22a1  No.1180114

>>1180105

Gina miller's saying exactly the same kek. It's so retarded that they think that a second ref is a good idea.

>miller's now talking about the 'denied suffrage' of eurocunts

Kek.


8839e2  No.1180115

File: 780ef873e0ad826⋯.jpeg (41.52 KB, 375x592, 375:592, Rage pepe eyes sequence.jpeg)

>Thornberry saying the country can't be having a tory leadership that wants an extreme brexit

How these cunts can still say this shit when the Brexit party is raping them all


4f0cdd  No.1180116

Sutton (London) result:

LDem: 34.0% (+13.9)

Brex: 31.5% (+31.5)

Lab: 10.1% (-3.1)

Con: 8.8% (-15.8)

Grn: 8.5% (+2.4)

UKIP: 3.4% (-23.7)

>LDem: 34.0% (+13.9)

>Brex: 31.5% (+31.5)

RIOTS


9d4d17  No.1180117

>>1180115

delusion


e0fd65  No.1180118

File: 0424b1eb546dc1d⋯.png (242.93 KB, 1352x1116, 338:279, norf choke.png)

Norf wins again


07549a  No.1180119

File: 0de27bb62375af3⋯.png (680.94 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Screen Shot 2019-05-26 at ….png)

She looks like Ricky Hatton ffs


4efd9d  No.1180120

File: 3ac0413c104f890⋯.png (102.03 KB, 290x310, 29:31, keeeeek.png)


32e31d  No.1180121

>>1180098

this skyfags fuck off


c219ba  No.1180122

>>1180109

>My employer doesn't recognise it

you have to kill him ladat the ballot box


53b7f0  No.1180123

Give me a bbc link lads


9d4d17  No.1180124

>>1180098

>>1180121

The beeb stream is crap though


a28db2  No.1180125

>>1180115

It’s crazy isn’t it. I can’t wait to see the Cope from Chukka and CUK or whatever they’re calling themselves these days.


07549a  No.1180126


411971  No.1180127

>>1180119

>This is your face after 10 years on cocaine


53b7f0  No.1180128

File: 8b4be959aa83045⋯.jpg (327.71 KB, 925x1200, 37:48, 8b4be959aa830457957ac330d6….jpg)

North East, result:

Brex: 2 MEPs (+2)

Lab: 1 (-1)


07549a  No.1180129

One of those Brexit lads in the North East lives in France kek, not a shite given.


4f0cdd  No.1180130

North East, result:

Brex: 2 MEPs (+2)

Lab: 1 (-1)


33a930  No.1180131

Literally raping everyone, Carl must be upset he chose the wrong party.


a28db2  No.1180132

I met Suzanne Evans in a coffee shop once, when she was still in UKIP.

Nice lady.


8839e2  No.1180133

>>1180131

Keeeeeek


e27092  No.1180134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The end's finally here for one party state lads.


9d4d17  No.1180135

FIRST RESULTS ARE IN

North East, result:

Brex: 2 MEPs (+2)

Lab: 1 (-1)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1132759955415752709


6a22a1  No.1180136

Serious question, lads…who the fuck is voting for the tories????


c219ba  No.1180137


642f9d  No.1180139

you shouldn't even be having this election tbh


4f0cdd  No.1180140

File: 9b503338cb06d1a⋯.png (305.62 KB, 642x676, 321:338, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1180131

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


8839e2  No.1180141

>>1180136

Old nonces


53b7f0  No.1180143

File: e9915224acc41d9⋯.jpg (131.29 KB, 1533x961, 1533:961, question mark pepe.jpg)

>>1180136

Very, VERY good question


4f0cdd  No.1180144

Bolton (North West) result:

Brex: 35.8% (+35.8)

Lab: 27.0% (-8.5)

LDem: 13.0% (+9.8)

Con: 8.6% (-10.4)

Grn: 7.8% (+3.0)

UKIP: 4.6% (-27.3)


aee8a2  No.1180145

File: 7afd1ae54f69cd4⋯.jpg (192.32 KB, 1406x1227, 1406:1227, 7afd1ae54f69cd4c2445e001db….jpg)

>>1180084

Even winning in Cardiff, the most cucked remoaner part of Wales.


07549a  No.1180146

Rees Mogg slut sister looking ROUGH


9d4d17  No.1180147


ab1aa4  No.1180148

File: 455bad9083d6722⋯.jpg (32.55 KB, 245x389, 245:389, nige9.jpg)

>earth shaking Xtreme paradigm shift in british politics

>we keep the two party system but it's boomer nige's classical liberalism vs boomer vince's modern liberalism


c219ba  No.1180153

>>1180134

tbh that's all I really hope for, if this destroys the 2 party system monopoly the last 3 years will actually have been worth something.


e27092  No.1180159

>>1180148

Lad that's the nail to liberalism that we've been waiting for.


6a22a1  No.1180162

>>1180141

>>1180143

Same goes for labour tbh. What is the benefit in voting for either of these parties in these elections - regardless of your stance on brexit?


8839e2  No.1180163

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>Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad lost his income and respectability over losing in a European election

Keeeeeeeek


c219ba  No.1180175

>>1180139

tbh

Three fucking years.


8d8840  No.1180194

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>>1180129

>him

might as well live in Somalia tbh


f9607e  No.1180196

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Im cumming!!!

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6a22a1  No.1180197

>gremlins in the count in tower hamlets last time

You don't say…


389258  No.1180259

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>>1180042

'a like to fink me an me dad have perswayzed a lotta people to fuck off labour and vote Brexit


c9f032  No.1180330

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>>1180005

lad please don't mention tinnies rn




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