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 No.333

So what's Kent like? Or what was it like in the past? Just found out from 2 DNA tests that ~85% of my DNA comes from around Kent and a bit from across the channel in the Blangerval/Flanders region.

 No.334

few shitholes like medway towns and gravesend and stuff towards East London.
Thanet (Ramsgate, Broadstairs, Margate) is also very rundown seaside towns.
Lots of pleasant but dull, nice villages and countryside.
Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells are nice.
Maidstone,Sittingbourne and Faversham are meant to be nice.
Ashford and Folkestone and Dover are dull.

 No.335

>>333

>85%


how the fuck did you find that out?

 No.336

>>335
23andMe and Ancestry.com DNA tests.

They say I'm mostly English by blood.
Minimum 65% but likely up to 85%, the rest would be Irish but I have no Irish surnames or communities in the most recent ~200-300 years of family history so the remainder is almost certainly English.

Got some northern French and maybe some Belgian as well. My surnames for the past several generations all also trace back to mostly southern/south-southeastern England and northern France.

Then I've got some Nordic/Finnish (5-10%) and speckles of Sardinian, Indian, West African, Native American, etc. Some of that could be genetic noise, or in the case of West African (Senegalese) blood, a slave could be in the bloodline somewhere.

There's a chance the French/Belgian in me could be German but it's unlikely given the surnames that turn up in the family history. Most can be traced back to English immigrant communities with a few notable French settlers. A few English and one French branch can be traced back to England and France. Notably Kent, England and Nord-Pas-de-Calais, France.

I'm also a registered Native American. 2 or 3 different tribes. Sub-1% contribution to my DNA though.

The tests don't work quite so well on women, but for men, they trace the Y chromosome back and find where your ancestors likely lived. For women they have to use X chromosome data and it provides only a general region in which they lived.

For example, my data narrowed me down to a concentrated area along the English Channel. My mother took the test and it only told her "Western Europe" and highlighted everything from north Spain up to Denmark and down to Switzerland with some of Norway/Sweden indicated as well.

 No.337

>>336

>MUH HERITAGE

 No.338

>>337
Like I give a fuck about muh heritage, m8. I'm not English and I'm probably never going to England, let alone Kent. I'm just curious about what the losers that were too dumb to take the boat are like.

I know a guy that visited his family home in Ireland and met his distant cousins and great aunts and shit and was amazed at how homogenous everyone and everything looked compared to the States. So now I'm wondering if people and places in Kent resemble where I grew up because I grew up in a town founded by immigrants from Kent and surrounding regions.

 No.339

>>338

>I know a guy that visited his family home in Ireland and met his distant cousins and great aunts and shit and was amazed at how homogenous everyone and everything looked compared to the States


Small rural communities inbreeding.

 No.340

>>333
The Romney Marsh is beautiful, and Dungeness is one of a kind

 No.343

>>338

> I'm just curious about what the losers that were too dumb to take the boat are like.



Mostly healthy. We only decided to not take the boat, because we didn't fancy paying for our health care is all.

 No.344

>>343
You're doing it wrong. Your wet little rock is supposed to be known for dry wit, not incongruous nonsense a child would come back with.

You're also somewhat wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom
You're very closely behind the US on obesity and neck and neck on most other health issues.

When you ignore blacks in the US, the US eclipses the UK by 9 places on the HDI: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

Imagine how bad your numbers would be if you had 5 times the population to cover and a huge population of slave descendants living in poverty and ignorance killing eachother daily in your city streets.

Oh wait, your cities are already filling up with this problem now that your reproduction levels among whites are dropping, forcing your government to dramatically escalate immigration in order to supply low-skill workers for basic tasks like sanitation and construction to keep infrastructure growing, ignoring your actual laws on the topic!

Don't make me repeat 1776 on you, son.
We saved you in Dubya Dubya Two.

 No.345

>>344

>When you ignore blacks


Oh, okay. Blacks aren't relevant in any data, ever.

 No.348


>>344

thats because corporations want cheap exploitable workers rather than people that will complain about being on minimum wage and join unions, nothing to do with birth rate there are enough people.

 No.357

>>348

This

 No.367

>>344
if you're gonna be a cunt fuck off back to the /usa/ or whatever board it is you have

 No.368

>>367
Yes, responding to cuntish behavior with sourced rebuttal is intolerable.
Guess Cultural Enrichment is taking its toll on your population.

 No.371

>>368
>Asks for sourced rebuttals
>Posts wikipedia articles.
Here you go m8, have a academic source. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29

 No.373


 No.384


can we all just get a long.

 No.397

>>344
>When you ignore blacks
Yes, just ignore a huge part of the relevant data.

>Don't make me repeat 1776 on you

You seem to have mistaken yourself for an American soldier during the 18th century.

>We saved you in Dubya Dubya Two

Again, you seem to think you took part in WW2.

>>338
>Like I give a fuck about muh heritage
Clearly you do, or you wouldn't have started this thread, or sent off for a DNA test to find out about your heritage.

 No.407

>>397
>blacks
>relevant
Again, adding blacks to the comparison would be like including a lot of black colonies to Britain's statistics because hey, they made the problem and some of them are still under the Crown!
White America vs White Britain: America wins every statistics. Deal with it.

>you seem to have mistake yourself

>you think you took part in WW2
It was spoilered because it was a joke. A stereotypical American jab to make towards Limeys.

>Clearly you do, or you wouldn't have started this thread, or sent off for a DNA test to find out about your heritage.

I care about my DNA and my culture and my extended relatives. I don't want to hang a Union Jack on my wall or pick a favorite Football team or start drinking tea like some English-American descendants do.

Well, actually, tea > coffee so fuck you, I'm taking your Earl Grey. It's good.

According to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_American
Even if I were 0% English ancestry I should still want to learn about English culture because it's the most pervasive influence on American tradition.

 No.408

>>407

chill 0ut m8

 No.413

>>384
a long what?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA



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