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File: d3d69356063c984⋯.png (3.24 MB, 1985x1480, 397:296, ClipboardImage.png)

795c67  No.33873

/newbrit/ has been defiled and destroyed, a new board was needed it is this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6294939/Huddersfield-Asian-sex-gang-jailed-200-years.html

>Huddersfield in Yorkshire is the latest UK town exposed as having Asian sex gang which operated for years

>Gang of 20 men groomed, drugged and raped girls, some as young as 11. Their jailing can be reported today

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/may-under-fire-from-all-sides-in-tories-existential-brexit-battle-6pmd2tsxm

>Theresa May was under fire from all sides today as a senior DUP politician branded Ireland’s premier “vile” and accused him of using terrorist victims to scaremonger over Brexit.

>Mrs May is facing the most perilous week of her premiership after infuriating all sections of her party by making further concessions to Brussels.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/anger-as-hate-preacher-anjem-choudary-is-moved-to-north-london-hostel-hpsrvbskh

>Residents of an affluent area of north London have expressed their disgust at the fact that the radical hate preacher Anjem Choudary is being moved to the area after his release from prison.

>Choudary, 51, who was sentenced to five and a half years in jail in 2016 for “inviting support” for Islamic State, was seen arriving at a probation hostel next to a primary school at about 5am this morning. He will serve the remainder of his sentence under strict bail conditions.

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c5d012  No.33876

File: 9df858c16cf45ca⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dcbca9565825634⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

first for niggaboos


795c67  No.33877

>>33876

Never knew that these existed, always weird to see other people adopt a culture different to their own.


ff2604  No.33878

Hullo where's the damn Suffolk flag?


c5d012  No.33879

File: 38da57e3d7cabe3⋯.png (816.08 KB, 1190x804, 595:402, yisunjakwip.png)

>>33877

It's actually jap poz smh, from historical fiction "ashi-girl"… I read the manga and I'm pretty sure there were no nigras in it.

can you go on a mission and steal the gaybrit flags for us pls lad

>>33878


795c67  No.33880

>>33878

Will add as many flags as asked for, dump them in the meta thread >>>/britpol/res/33874


ff2604  No.33881

>>33880

Righto


c5d012  No.33884

File: 7dd9a986f257de4⋯.png (381.52 KB, 402x536, 3:4, Pepe Fierri.png)

starting off as I mean to go on, with pointless blogposts

>make stew on wednesday

>eat until today, there's only small ingredients and broth left

>use wacky wierdo vegetarian suet to make a dumpling, sling it in there and go off

>go to turn it after a couple of hours

>size of my head

today I learned that whatever they put in vegan suet is equivalent to concentrated quadruple strength self raising flour

>>33880

I'll go copy some in a few days if it's not done by then, not going back into the gaylands without restocking my blood pressure pills first lmao


831d6a  No.33887

Starting to wish I saved all of the assets from the last board tbh


795c67  No.33889

>>33884

Stews are nice, haven't had one in too long, that dumpling should be a good meal in itself. Stealing all the good flags currently tbh from both the other /brits/.


c5d012  No.33890

File: 81b5774e9e8e9c9⋯.png (725.97 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, autistic taxi pepe.png)

>>33887

>>33889

I have some nebbit banners from the christmas overhaul I can post, better to make some new ones probably

One thing I do want to do is make a chronicle of imageboard drama so pre-newbrit/brit info would be nice


ff2604  No.33891

>>33880

So what's your story lad?

>>33887

Hullo Anprim, how've you been?


795c67  No.33892

File: f62feb5f10b8853⋯.png (148.51 KB, 1440x407, 1440:407, ClipboardImage.png)

>>33890

>One thing I do want to do is make a chronicle of imageboard drama so pre-newbrit/brit info would be nice

Ah, I cleared this board of the last thread, this was the only pertinent information of any use from it.

>>33891

Was Royal Standard on /brit/ and /newbrit/.


c5d012  No.33893

File: 2c1641b14fffc5c⋯.png (201.85 KB, 596x1330, 298:665, Druidjakh.png)

>>33892

More info lad

Here's mine

>find 8ch from le based and redpilled gamergate, during college days

>browse /pol/ and see the remnant of brit/pol/ there

>somehow becomes druidpol

>vanlad (rip) introduces me to newbrit as a shitposthaven

>have many adventures and even attempt to work but ultimately end up as video gaming neet even more isolated than before

entire personality can be summed up as "neetsoc druid"


c5d012  No.33894

File: ce560d0425bcead⋯.png (170.8 KB, 500x459, 500:459, spies.png)

leaving out the dafty saga wherein I learnt not to care about personal information since the govt already knows everything I do anyway and they're far worse than anyone else could ever be


795c67  No.33895

Uploading all the flags now, stolen all the good ones.


c5d012  No.33896

File: 9e2cb6f138b5d2a⋯.png (111.13 KB, 500x295, 100:59, suffolkgun.png)

fresh poorly mouse-drawn commemorative OC


ff2604  No.33897

>>33896

Goodlad


795c67  No.33898

>>33896

Considering it's mouse drawn it's not too bad.


795c67  No.33899

All the flags have been added now.


c5d012  No.33900

File: 9e15a2fc71e51fb⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, shitting about 2.png)

File: 61a123109d96e94⋯.png (933.95 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, shitting about.png)

File: 1be7961604f57f4⋯.png (267.04 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 0896457649.png)

File: 7e7d84f7bc2a63e⋯.png (290.04 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, A Chink In the Armour.png)

>>33898

I've had a tablet for at least three years now and still can't use it properly, the pen wore down after only a few practices smh. I have a two-minute doodle of an Italian Wars provisionati spearman on my desk right now that's better than these two bigg b&w tablet sketches I did


795c67  No.33901

File: 4072dc83cced05f⋯.webm (293.55 KB, 640x360, 16:9, NOICE.webm)

>>33900

>All that OC

Quite like the third one and fourth, the filenames for the first two suit them well but they're still cool. Third and fourth remind me of the pen sketches I used to do in school, teacher saw one I did on the back of a test paper and told me off.


c5d012  No.33902

File: e8aa6aab06aa5aa⋯.png (509.62 KB, 2000x1200, 5:3, old.png)

File: e1a7637e9251d49⋯.png (195.34 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, masterwork quality.png)

File: 15ec752a4203fa1⋯.png (333.21 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, cavenaissance.png)

File: b503681ca6c02bb⋯.png (355.79 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, bullshit.png)

File: 050d5788fbe87b2⋯.png (130.6 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 34534.png)

>>33901

the first two I did just after plugging the tablet in and opening krita lmao, still have no idea how to actually use the program beyond "pick a brush and hope"

wew, these are really, really old actually

>2015


795c67  No.33903

>>33902

>Last one

I guess everyone has to keep their chompers in good knick.

If you don't know how to use it you should be able to find an hour tutorial on youtube explaining a 10 second process.


c5d012  No.33904

File: fc85931dc7a9e29⋯.png (490.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 08-09-2017.png)

File: 798247a46238fbc⋯.png (171.43 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, 5786795612.png)

File: ba108c20ea43396⋯.png (241.14 KB, 1100x700, 11:7, britain through the ages.png)

>>33903

I've had a 10 minute video on how to use OBS Studio open in my browser for at least two weeks


ff2604  No.33905

>>33902

>>33904

I actually quite like your simplistic style drawings, you're not a bad artist lad


c5d012  No.33906

File: c08f7ca481d2c3c⋯.png (76.71 KB, 255x247, 255:247, ClipboardImage.png)

>>33905

I'll try and get some good quality pictures of my proper pencil sketches at some point

off now to spend money I can't afford to pick up pills I shouldn't need, tomorrow. I know I'm a fat shit and that makes blood pressure an issue but I'm convinced the majority problem is from being an angry lad at just about everything smh


c5d012  No.33907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh immature four-legged mammal of wiry and cloud-like appearance


752b81  No.33908

File: 3ff00bdaa5a8abd⋯.jpg (48.99 KB, 720x449, 720:449, Good Lad.jpg)

>>33907

Brilliant.


39eb05  No.33909

Adding filters any suggestions apart from spies?


c5d012  No.33910

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*sips*

yeap

this is a good board

lamb and some other oldfags have claimed /politics/, but one of them in alberto, a member of the gay spy discord server and I don't think it save to advertise there


c5d012  No.33911

File: 189e467ef54a63c⋯.png (543.27 KB, 750x491, 750:491, bongobongo.png)

might've been sipping some cider looking at that previous post tbh lads, smh

>>33909

bongo bongo land / thieving den of sodomites, to replace "discord"


39eb05  No.33912

>>33911

What were you drinking then?


39eb05  No.33913

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh-ish, like this channel think it's pretty good.


c5d012  No.33914

Lamb is pretty lonely on /politics/ but won't move from there since it's the historical founding of the british community on 8ch, or something. Maybe post there in the meantime tbh

>>33912

actually nothing yet, got some seawater beers from brittany though

>>33913

subbed to him a week or so ago too tbh


0b42df  No.33915

>>33914

Ah got some Doombars myself, doesn't seem to be much going over there though. It's interesting how many British boards there are on this site.


0b42df  No.33916

What're people doing this evening?


c5d012  No.33918

File: 334e406b449c2cf⋯.png (687.57 KB, 607x816, 607:816, dickieboy7.png)

>>33916

>people

Lad, I…

at least if both of us are on /politics/ there'll be three of us

playing Endless Legend tbh


0b42df  No.33919

>>33918

There doesn't seem to be too much going on, on /politics/, I do have /brit/ and /politics/ open in different tabs.


831d6a  No.33920

I am slightly drunk hurrah


0b42df  No.33921

>>33920

There's a sweet spot between tipsy and drunk that should always be aimed for, what've you been drinking?


831d6a  No.33922

>>33921

Ale and stouts


0b42df  No.33923

File: c7c0ac11134cc75⋯.jpg (176.62 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, Nige(27).jpg)

>>33922

Nice.


c5d012  No.33924

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh boomerpill


831d6a  No.33925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

new /v/uiscal tbh


149685  No.33926

Fandango


c5d012  No.33927

File: a2d2e3376e48e40⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 720x540, 4:3, amishdruiddrifting.webm)

>>33926

can it be true?

>>>/politics/83309

has Lamb and Bertie posting on it as well as the lads here, got the most unpozzed UIDs


149685  No.33928

>>33927

Hullo my lad, yep it's me

How are you?


c5d012  No.33929

File: f5a602c1eda3615⋯.png (79.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, comfy1.png)

>>33928

Bit miffed at the stupid imageboard drama tbh, the gays fucked everything up and chased away anprim, herts and any other goodlads that I might not remember smh

Nothing much aside from that, same old. Laying in for winter now with a stock of firewood and nasty long-lasting health food lmao, recovering from the exploding leg's aftereffects, trying to be a bit more of a real human bean instead of a slug connected to a computer.

One day I'll make it to the next village over, where there's a job in a Saudi tech lab growing date trees for shipment back to Arabia for whatever strange reason.

What's up down south?


149685  No.33930

>>33929

Been trying to catch up with the drama

Seems like usual image board bs

>real human bean

Keep up the effort lad, it's worth it

Done anything noteworthy?

How's the parents?

>Saudi horticulture

Neat, go for it tbh, got to be interesting for an unseen reason

>down here

Reasonable tbh, had a touch with this full time job, I'm fitting steel windows in london for 11.50/hr but with paid travel time both ways, 60hr weeks lmao

Got a pvc window contract starting in December which looks lucrative, I'll be renting a room for winter then back vanlife and subbying in February

Whats your plans then


c5d012  No.33931

File: 39c0d295df21ab6⋯.png (19.97 KB, 376x341, 376:341, tardjak37druid.png)

druid/pol/ is still ticking along, 40k and suffolk are still around, as is burger-shaman whomst has had his first child and sounds like a second coming along. We get regular visits from more schizos and crazies than ever before, the latest highlights including "vikings were jewish mercenaries and germanics don't exist, all true europeans are celts" guy and "tbh I cut myself and sacrifice the blood to the gods, also I drink my own piss to recycle drug effects, also I'm a satanist" guy.


c5d012  No.33932

File: 79af46a95781e45⋯.png (439.25 KB, 796x363, 796:363, honk.png)

>>33930

Don't know how you do it tbh but whatever works, glad things have gone alright

I'll do a quick rundown of newbrit later but basically it was all the scot's fault

After absconding from the job I had to sit around for half the year with my leg up until it healed, now I'm on the stockings and tights forever and any injury to the legs is potentially another explosion, so not looking at heavy jobs.

Had my birthday, mum's side came up and showed me the proof of genetic behaviour and weight tendency at a horrifyingly conducted cheeky chinky where I was trying to go full chinkaboo and do it properly with the chopsticks and little plates of wine and they literally went at it with their hands lmao. Got some workout equipment to use, out of it. Most endearing were some homemade bottle weights from the step-dad that I use at the desk, the rest was middle-aged woman yoga stuff but it'll still help.

Finally got on to the tenancy agreement here and look to be set until at least august next year.

Troubles with money and the job centre as usual, the latest thing is being sneakily denied two months handouts for being "self employed" despite dealing with all the paperwork for that a month after leaving the company.

Going to see if I can make living out here work in the time I've got, since it is a nice area. If it doesn't work out, the local housing list lets me bid on other Somerset places and I should be able to eventually move somewhere with decent work but not too much modernity, which has been a bit of a problem and lead to high dangerously blood pressure lmao, hermit life seems to be the best way of coping for me.


149685  No.33933

File: 97a80e4118f2d50⋯.jpg (88.53 KB, 455x455, 1:1, scott_rigsby01_l.jpg)

>>33932

>dont know how

Spite tbh

>family

Lel that should rightly disgust you lmao, gluttony is a sin

>workout eq

Make sure you actually use it then

>DIY bottle weights

Nice, how heavy?

>Yoga bits

Useful tbh

>on tenancy… Work in the area

Good news then tbh, but of security

Reckon you'll find much work there?

>move with local council

Fair, like towards Bath or something?

>jobcentre

Shit tbh, at least you've got money behind you

>hermit life

>over an ulcer

I'm going to bully the fuck out of you if you do that lad


149685  No.33934

>>33931

Good to hear

>pissdude

What the fuck


831d6a  No.33935

Oh yeah I finally got some weights vanlad lmao


0b42df  No.33936

>>33932

I've not been using any weights myself but I have been doing other exercises.


c5d012  No.33937

File: 79e201f4e531ed3⋯.png (25.02 KB, 300x311, 300:311, zoomicke.png)


831d6a  No.33938

>when pembs posts on the other board

lads I don't even feel like posting on any boards these days tbh


c5d012  No.33939

File: 8ab64992f73b27d⋯.png (15.8 KB, 638x547, 638:547, sadfrog5.png)

>>33938

tbh

bastardy gaybo luck

>vanlad comes back

>pembs comes back

>daftie comes back

>doogle still posts there

>but they're surrounded by fags that make interacting with the goodlads more trouble than it's worth


ea0dc8  No.33940

>>33939

Lad stop taking it all so fucking seriously, this is just an image board, filter whoever you don't like and carry on as you like

Also I'm still annoyed about your acceptance of permanent future crippled hermitism

And that you've done nowt while I've been gone except tenancy paperwork

Reeeeee lad reeeeee


ea0dc8  No.33941

>>33935

Goodlad

What type and weight?

Are you gonna use them consistently yeah?


c5d012  No.33942

File: b75aecb54bb0d40⋯.png (279.66 KB, 1470x662, 735:331, NorfFCprit2.png)

File: c5a963c5cd78430⋯.png (538.05 KB, 1918x734, 959:367, NorfFCprit4.png)

File: 15820fc431d16c1⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1080x1557, 120:173, NorfFCprit7.png)

File: 671d3ac4bd2d28b⋯.png (205.7 KB, 1080x467, 1080:467, NorfFCprit9.png)

File: fe1e4b8deb948e1⋯.png (377.05 KB, 720x849, 240:283, norfFCpritanoi.png)

you missed some great memes tbh

>>33940

It was also my only friend group and did things I equate to betrayal, lad. I know I'm a sad and useless person in a sad and useless situation.

Filtering doesn't work when you can still see their presence through other people's replies anyway, that ends up as filtering everyone and making (1) posts.

I get physical pain in the stomach reading their nonsense right now lmao, the worst fits of anger or whatever I've had, moreso than listening to the radio or my own mother parroting open borders rhetoric.

I have come to realise I am a spastic, not capable, smart or useful and am content quietly degrading and interacting as little as possible with the hellscape of modern life.

I'll improve in my own time, perhaps.


9a87a5  No.33943

Had a dream

>Finally finished my book

>It's quite big, about 1000 pages

>Had a foreword by someone, can't remember who but I remember liking it

>Wasn't a very popular book

>>33940

Bit hard to post on a board when you've filtered most the posters, can't see what half the people are posting and what the other half are responding too. I'd rather not see any of it tbh.


c5d012  No.33944

>>33943

at least you left a legacy tbh

now do it IRL

I've got some based and redpilled shite to write up some day myself


c5d012  No.33945

File: ff2fd76eace077d⋯.png (338.84 KB, 480x534, 80:89, ClipboardImage.png)

tbh


9a87a5  No.33946

>>33944

Haven't finished the planning of it, trying to create the fantasy world so far I've got:

>Countries

>Names for characters, cities and locations

>Some of a map

>Some trees

>Bit of the history of the land

>The first about 1/8th of the story

>A fair bit of the magic system


c5d012  No.33947

File: 6d27c2b2cb6eee9⋯.png (16.84 KB, 492x562, 246:281, wizard1.png)

File: e9076b38fb9dc11⋯.png (14.92 KB, 386x409, 386:409, wizard2.png)

File: 73e35ee9741d84f⋯.png (12.48 KB, 386x409, 386:409, wizard3.png)

File: 1984107d3914a93⋯.png (15.26 KB, 644x543, 644:543, wizard4.png)

File: 9651551fc8c3b96⋯.png (31.63 KB, 760x727, 760:727, wizard6.png)

>>33946

nice, just DON'T do the "rewriting tolkien" thing otherwise you'll be bullied be all the nerds


ea0dc8  No.33948

>>33942

>It was also my only friend group and did things I equate to betrayal, lad.

I sympathise with this, that's reasonable to feel that way, but should show you that you put far too much importance on online relationships

>I know I'm a sad and useless person in a sad and useless situation.

Self pity isn't the same thing as self awareness lad

>Filtering doesn't work when you can still see their presence through other people's replies anyway, that ends up as filtering everyone and making (1) posts.

Fair enough, I see that

>I get physical pain in the stomach reading their nonsense right now lmao, the worst fits of anger or whatever I've had, moreso than listening to the radio or my own mother parroting open borders rhetoric.

Real talk you need to speak to a professional about everything lad this ain't healthy, you need actual human contact

>I have come to realise I am a spastic, not capable, smart or useful and am content quietly degrading and interacting as little as possible with the hellscape of modern life.

You should be ashamed of this post, I can't even put into words how pathetic this is lad, I would say you're better than this but it appears you arent

>I'll improve in my own time, perhaps.

No you won't, you'll continue to make excuses until its too late and die early and alone having achieved nothing and negatively contributed to your ancestors, race and country

Snap the fuck out of this lad


ea0dc8  No.33949

How on earth can you value yourself so little that you'd write a post like that

What the fuck lad reeeeeee


9a87a5  No.33950

>>33947

Don't worry there is no great evil in my world, a war between humans and elves as well as other things going on. It follows the leader of a mercenary company who gets caught up in a whole mess and then having to sort it out so he can return to his comfy life of travelling and being a hired sword.


ea0dc8  No.33951

At least do some charity work or something ffs, go and chat to lonely old people or some shit, anything


ea0dc8  No.33952

>>33950

>he can return to his comfy life of travelling and being a hired sword.

Thanks for making me the protagonist :D


c5d012  No.33953

File: ec9b34e07267a81⋯.png (855.37 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Te-Shaktlan1.png)

File: 4ff6b13a150f0da⋯.png (323.49 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, te'shaktlan2.png)

File: feb99563794826b⋯.png (253.05 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, te'shaktlan3.png)

>>33948

good post and points

it's not all bad tbh, there are other things going on I haven't mentioned, local community connections to some degree as well as official links with social and medical services.

Main problem is that I can't talk to professionals about the things I want to and was relying on the friend group to vent, which has obviously gone wrong.

In context, the NHS already has on file that I was a dafty because of bullshit government pilpul classifying PREVENT as both a police matter and a branch of the NHS or something. They've asked me dangerous questions before ("do you feel suicidal/violent" etc) and if I go to them now and spill my guts going above and beyond "I physically hate everything about modern life" that's an invitation for being locked up and pumped full of drugs, without exaggeration. I've joked before that maybe that's a preferable alternative to being an angry NEET, but it's really not.

Also were you there for the articles proving PREVENT is part of a subversion/control scheme to isolate and drive dafties mad? lmao

>>33949

demoralization

based bezmenov tbh

>>33950

>elves

I hope they're ent-twi'leks or something and not just generic pointy eared faggots lad

here's some of my old /tg/ savage worlds lads

>>33951

the options are two homes for the senile/demented/schizophrenic, which is depressing, intolerable and hits too close to home, or high street "charities" like oxfam which I object to on moral grounds.

Wanted to volunteer at the nearest library for a bit but that'd still mean spending money to get there every time.

I am looking for a way out, but for the moment I much prefer isolation.


9a87a5  No.33954

>>33953

The way I've written them is that they see humans as beneath them because they can't use as powerful magic, aren't as tall, don't build as greatly and die far younger than them. The elves are mostly pursuing the war to kill all the humans on their continent.

>>33951

I offered to volunteer at a military museum near me, they never responded.


c5d012  No.33955

File: 9590c47fd0ddcdb⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1110x630, 37:21, for god's sake.png)

>>33954

fairly standard tbh lad smh

being the aggressors is sort of new I guess

yeah museum work is absolutely glutted, you can't get any paid positions and there are so many volunteers they don't need to bother. the only thing that you might be able to do in that sector is data entry because there's a reasonably high turnover and it's shit work, although if you're tismy like me it's interesting reading tax forms from 1783 and stuff


ea0dc8  No.33956

>>33953

>Main problem is that I can't talk to professionals about the things I want to and was relying on the friend group to vent, which has obviously gone wrong.

Astute

>In context, the NHS already has on file that I was a dafty because of bullshit government pilpul classifying PREVENT as both a police matter and a branch of the NHS or something.

You don't have to go through the NHS, there's fuck tons of mental health services and charities that you can talk to anonymously. There's a million forums as well lad, even reddit, that will let you vent, without inflaming your hatreds

>They've asked me dangerous questions before ("do you feel suicidal/violent" etc) and if I go to them now and spill my guts going above and beyond "I physically hate everything about modern life" that's an invitation for being locked up and pumped full of drugs, without exaggeration.

No lad it's reasonable and sane to hate modern life

It's unreasonable and mentally questionable to hate it so much that you withdraw like you have

If you do feel suicidal or violent then you need therapy or medication as you touch on below

>I've joked before that maybe that's a preferable alternative to being an angry NEET, but it's really not.

You don't know what you're missing out on in life and are strawmanning the threat of medicines as an aversion tactic. Do you really want to waste away?

>Also were you there for the articles proving PREVENT is part of a subversion/control scheme to isolate and drive dafties mad? lmao

>demoralization

Yeah it's probably true, but it's pretty weak to just accept your fate

>the options are two homes for the senile/demented/schizophrenic, which is depressing, intolerable and hits too close to home, or high street "charities" like oxfam which I object to on moral grounds.

>Wanted to volunteer at the nearest library for a bit but that'd still mean spending money to get there every time.

Yeah but you get benefits lad

Stop with the excuses tbh

I don't believe you couldn't find something you want to do and be able to afford it

>I am looking for a way out, but for the moment I much prefer isolation

The further you sink

It's a long way back from that brink


ea0dc8  No.33957

>>33956

>that you withdraw like you have

Just clarifying before you tear into it that there are reasonable ways to avoid participating in society as much as possible but that yours is not one of them because of your state of mind


9a87a5  No.33958

File: 289a18bed5ea853⋯.png (15.52 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

New banner added.


c5d012  No.33959

>>33958

SomethingElse has posted?

also aren't we moving to /politics/ to have bertie and lamb?


edc657  No.33960

>>33959

I thought bertie was the arch gay?


9a87a5  No.33961

>>33959

No but he's a good boy, though he does seem to have vanished from both boards, doesn't even use his own.


c5d012  No.33962

>>33960

I remember i used to be mad at him but he seems ok these days

>>33961

lamb's not posted since yesterday 'cos he has work

lad is a big boy now


c5d012  No.33963

File: 39c0d295df21ab6⋯.png (19.97 KB, 376x341, 376:341, tardjak37druid.png)

oh somethingelse

he's a good christian lad so probably got disgusted with the rampant faggotry and left forever like herts

I did message him about this board though


9a87a5  No.33964

File: fafdf4efd4d28c5⋯.png (97.31 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Zulu.png)

Added a few more banners, any suggestions?


edc657  No.33965

>>33962

>>33963

>so lonely that youre advocating for a move to another board so you can hang out with a selfcertified penis sucker

>simultaneously too annoyed by 'gays' on /newbrit/ to post there

This is all so odd lad


edc657  No.33966

>>33965

>but the cockgobbler left because he was actually antihomo

>like sharts

You can't revise lores to suit your current situation


c5d012  No.33967

File: 4cf5cfa02a92144⋯.webm (8.09 MB, 960x540, 16:9, albertoshawshank.webm)

>>33965

supposedly he's a liar about that, and at least hasn't been a gay since lamb got him on his board

not done anything to me personally except some spam a few years ago and did in fact do some good during the initial revelation of gay scheming bongobongolands and plots of neo's first modship when he released screencaps of it after being a spy.

all in all he's not as bad as n*o and co whomst engineered a coup and drove off the last good posters of nebbit in favour of having 24 hours of gay spam from their private chatroom users and then taking control, and have been complete cunts about it from the moment anprim locked the board.

It's a personal affront to see actual revisionism carried out in front of my own eyes


c5d012  No.33968

File: ef26626eadcc645⋯.png (1.59 MB, 2048x2048, 1:1, somethingelsedepressed.png)

>>33966

???

alberto dissapeared over a year ago after revealing the gaybo bongo bongo land / thieving den of sodomites drama and only came back to lamb's new board in the last 3 days as far as I know

nothing about being "antihomo" and this post >>33963 refers to SomethingElse who is a good lad


edc657  No.33969

>>33967

>actively defending bertie

The dude sucked peens, hung with queers and acted like a shady snake amongst other negative shit

But because it benefitted you in your bizarre digital fantasy life, you see these as positive traits

You can judge a man by the company he keeps

>It's a personal affront to see actual revisionism carried out in front of my own eyes

It's just an image board, the importance and meaning behind it is only in your head

This isn't a substitute for having a real life, for the love of the gods get some fucking perspective


edc657  No.33970

>>33968

I would say you are cherry picking and wilfully misinterpreting the past but I think you're truly delusional mate


9a87a5  No.33971

File: 50af15f2239288f⋯.png (58.46 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Brit-ish army.png)

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File: cfe6b3220c46dc4⋯.png (58.91 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Brit-ish army 2.png)

Which of the three is better?


9a87a5  No.33972

File: 0bcdb3a1f902bce⋯.png (60.82 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Brit-ish army 4.png)

>>33971

Think this one might be


c5d012  No.33973

File: d3e6932e92130ab⋯.png (105.95 KB, 800x728, 100:91, rip pembs.png)

>>33969

Bottom line is, if the faggots and the spic haven't pruned them, the archives will show you most of what happened, apart from hidden bongoland scheming.

I can't exactly revise how I feel and that's the end of it tbh, I find these comments and your attitude extremely rude and displeasing, but understand they come from an irreconcilably different perspective.

Whatever your view on the circumstance may be the board was my main social circle, and where else do you get that lost atmosphere? Can't exactly complain to the blokes at the pub about jews and druid/pol/ is a very different beast.

I'd drop it and go back to posting with them because it just makes me want to further disengage smh

>>33971

Number 3 tbh, bigg


9a87a5  No.33974

File: 6284d78732811a0⋯.png (876.76 KB, 1387x529, 1387:529, ClipboardImage.png)

Updated the banners.


c5d012  No.33975

File: e7c53643b83b89f⋯.png (46.5 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newbritbanner1.png)

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File: 536d32434f30c87⋯.png (14.02 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newbritbanner5.png)

>>33974

Good work lad

Here are the christmas ones I did last year if you want to use them


c5d012  No.33976

File: 9463de1210a5a55⋯.png (49.82 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newbritbanner6.png)

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File: a04b849adcc1cfb⋯.png (20.18 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newbritbanner10.png)


edc657  No.33977

File: 66dd7f0aede64d6⋯.jpg (116.94 KB, 663x657, 221:219, EStDKDw.jpg)

>>33973

I couldn't give a fuck if it 'displeases' you you fucking melt, I'll be as rude as I like, you need to get a fucking grip

>Board was your main social circle

Your life shouldnt entirely comprise of talking about gays, blacks and jews, do you not see that as concerning?

>lost atmosphere

It was in your head lad, just a castle on the sand

Things change and you need to deal with it

>makes you want to disengage further

Stop being so fucking precious


9a87a5  No.33978

Tempted to advertise for here on /brit/, would probably be a good time too as the mods are going on a ban spasm.


9a87a5  No.33979

File: 5d3d8f1709af2bb⋯.png (18.49 KB, 640x145, 128:29, ClipboardImage.png)

Hmmm.


edc657  No.33980

>>33978

Might be the right time I guess

>>33979

Can you start the game with the net on then switch it off during?


9a87a5  No.33981

>>33980

No idea must be the vpn interfering with it.


9a87a5  No.33982

File: 91250e8e2913cbf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.14 KB, 723x768, 241:256, 91250e8e2913cbfd407cf916d4….jpg)

Testing spoiler should be changed.


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177e76  No.33986

>>33984

>>33985

For what purpose?


edc657  No.33987

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edc657  No.33988

>>33986

Im not sure, sorry lad


831d6a  No.33989

>>33965

>>33966

it's just a sad sad situation tbh.

>tfw moonman hasn't returned to /newbrit/ since I bullied him

Well at least I got something done.


831d6a  No.33990

>>33941

I am using them consistently yeah, got some little ickle ones to strengthen my arms and upper body so i can actually use my brother's weights effectively.


edc657  No.33991

Wessex used withdraw

Wessexes defense increased


795c67  No.33992

File: 12bba3861261402⋯.jpg (736.72 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, DSC_0131.JPG)

File: 3c3bbb9c733e6a2⋯.jpg (652.59 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, DSC_0128.JPG)

>Went round a friend's house with some beers the other night

>Played video games and ate sweets

>Beat a couple of levels of a game

>Went home at midnight

Used to meet him a lot more frequently but stopped for a while. Had a nice walk home as well, fairly mild and a nice night sky, my phone's camera isn't the best so not too easy to make out in the camera the colour of the sky. It was a light dark blue on the horizon and darker in the centre.


795c67  No.33993

File: 17f37006ff5b3e5⋯.jpg (797.22 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, DSC_0132.JPG)

File: 9b2975a2633f8c8⋯.jpg (776.84 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, DSC_0130.JPG)

Always like a night sky when the moon is full and shining on clouds.


e8a30f  No.33994

>>33992

Sounds like a sweet night tbh


5e8d5f  No.33995

Legitimately concerned for you wessexlad tbh, you know running away never solves anything unless you're regrouping for another attack

You need to get a handle on >>33953

>("do you feel suicidal/violent" etc) and if I go to them now and spill my guts going above and beyond "I physically hate everything about modern life" that's an invitation for being locked up and pumped full of drugs, without exaggeration

This is not healthy and will not be helped by burying your head in the sand

I would have text you or emailed instead of doing this here but I ain't got your digits anymore


831d6a  No.33996

£65 a day to paint some houses hell yeah


5e8d5f  No.33997

>>33996

Cash in hand? Not bad lad


831d6a  No.33998

>>33997

yes lad it's just climbing up and down ladders and painting some wooden fixtures black easy money mate


835612  No.33999

>>33998

Too right, close to you? That's like 82.50/day taxed so ten bob an hour, not bad at all


831d6a  No.34000

>>33999

30 min drive away with no traffic. Also now that you're living in a house want to transfer me that dosh :^)


835612  No.34001

>>34000

I'm staying with my grandparents as I can't afford to have my big van unimpounded… You are still priority numero uno once I have money, then ole shroppyboi

I am able to help you out in the meantime though in any way I can, just not financially, ie workshop space for the car etcetera


835612  No.34002

>>34000

And that's not too bad, tenner a day on fuel?


831d6a  No.34003

>>34001

Nah el auto is very fine, cheers for the offer however. Don't worry about the cash tbh I'm just being a pedant.

>>34002

If i just cruise I can spend barely any fuel, however today there was so much fucking traffic coming home I'm certain I spent more fuel stopping and starting than I did going there and coming back yesterday and getting there this morning.


835612  No.34005

>>34003

Cheers lad I haven't forgotten, I pay my debts, just had a run of bad luck, would have been worse if you'd forced me to pay you, thanks for tolerating it tbh

>

Not too bad then, I feel the traffic part, I do 12 miles each way which takes 18 mins at 5am but up to an hour on the way back sometimes, it's 40 mins minimum until about 8pm, and yeah the stop start drinks fuel, especially at roundabouts when you boot it to make a gap then hammer the brakes on ten feet after it

I go to town that's a few miles from work and wait till 8 most nights, its not worth wearing my clutch and brakes out when I can just have a pint at spoons and cruise back later, probably save at least £2.50 doing that anyway


831d6a  No.34006

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This hits harder than a song made by some on the video games board of 4chan should be capable of.


831d6a  No.34007

HALF DAY

WITH FULL PAY


e195e2  No.34008

>>34007

Cunt, I won't be home till 8 smh


831d6a  No.34009

>>34008

Gotta drive for 4 and half hours tomorrow to visit my friends at uni however, gonna end up spending most of my pay on petrol lmao.


46e61c  No.34010

Have you stopped being dramatic yet wess


46e61c  No.34011

>>34009

Grim, North or South?


795c67  No.34012

>>34009

Went on a road trip holiday in the US some years ago on the West Coast before it was as bad over there as it is now. The drives over there were quite long, a bit more than four and a half hours.


831d6a  No.34013

>>34011

Going to York for oktoberfest of all things, gonna be drinking and wenching and drinking some more


ec7939  No.34014

>>34013

wew

Oktoberfest is already gone tho


795c67  No.34015

>>34014

>A new poster arrives

Where are you from lad?

In British universities Oktoberfest is all of October, so it doesn't matter when it's supposed to be.


831d6a  No.34016

>>34014

British oktoberfest aka big excuse to get drunk in uni.


ec7939  No.34017

>>34015

I know but THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REEEEEEE

It's me lad, anprim's predecessor. Thought I'd pay a quick visit from the prison of bongo bongo land / thieving den of sodomites


ec7939  No.34018

>>34016

That's not Oktoberfest smh I've been in real Bavaria this is like cultural appropriation to me

you'll be so close to me wew lad


831d6a  No.34019

>>34018

knew it immediately tbh

Well lad if you want to get drunk with some Survive the Jive associates and Horatio Cary himself, turn up to York Oktoberfest.


795c67  No.34020

>Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance

>Ambushed by four bandits in full armour

>Run away and fight them one by one

>>34013

Almost seems as if they decided to celebrate it at the same time as Halloween another excuse to get drunk.


831d6a  No.34021

>>34020

uni is just sixth form with legal alcohol by the sounds of things.


ec7939  No.34022

>>34019

if horatio is here then it's a double wew

Shouldn't be surprised though we have a lot of "alt" right types here for some reason

tbh I'm up for a meetup ngl but I'll probably be busy smh, expecting to go out with a girl tomorrow and Saturday (there's a party on then too)

But if I'm free count me in

>>34021

Basically

Plus more casual sex and far more shamelessness


831d6a  No.34023

>>34022

it's friday night and Saturday night, just me and my mate tomorrow, the whole gang on Saturday tbh, you need tickets or whatever so if they're all sold out don't bother and we can actually meet up at some other occasion or whatever

Bank transfer just came through, feels good with more than 300 in my account for once.


ec7939  No.34024

>>34023

yeah I'll take a look, tbh meeting up on some occasion might be better anyway though. Just text me tomorrow when you're free and I'll see if it works

That money will all be gone by the end of this weekend lad


831d6a  No.34026

>>34024

Smh already have to spend some on petrol and camera film before I’ve even left.


795c67  No.34027

Hmm, the banners that Wessex posted the other day keep coming up on /newbrit/ for me.


795c67  No.34028

Went a new barbers today

>Hipster-ish place on the inside

>Wood planks on the walls

>Wooden floor

>A brown colour scheme for most the place

>Lots of hanging light bulbs on the ceiling

>There was complimentary beer and whiskey while you wait

>Cost £17, £3 more than the place I normally go to


ec7939  No.34029

>>34026

the draining of your wallet begins

yh going out w/ the lass tonight so if you wanna see me some point Saturday hmu


9cedf9  No.34030

>>34027

Yes they're /newbrit/ banners


795c67  No.34031

>>34030

I won't add them then, keep /newbrit/ stuff on /newbrit/ I'll steal flags but no banners.


ae6707  No.34032

File: cc915f3233da4a2⋯.png (963.11 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Screenshot_20181021-110029.png)

>>34031

Fair

Can you make my dog into a banner please


795c67  No.34033

>>34032

She'll become a wide girl but I'll give it a try.


ae6707  No.34034

>>34033

Can you scale her down, cut her head out rectangular to banner height, put her on one side of /shitpol/ in fancy lettering, and the shreddies on the other side

And run me a bath afterwards, ta luv


795c67  No.34036

File: 6e160f85a8e663b⋯.png (73.43 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Shreddies.png)

>>34034

This what you had in mind?


795c67  No.34037

File: 1d831af5334033c⋯.png (72.67 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Shreddies 2.png)

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File: 49309c646f5973e⋯.png (72.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Shreddies 4.png)

>>34034

Made a few alternatives tbh


39cc11  No.34038

/brit/ here. What's the rundown on why this board exists? I don't follow the /newbrit/ drama.

>>34032

That's a cute doggo. Should post more so I can pick one to draw.


795c67  No.34039

>>34038

BO here, I'll try and give you a quick run down.

>Gays shit up most threads over the summer

>Constant ban evasion

>Anprim, BO of /newbrit/ gets tired of all this

>Locks the entire board in an attempt to rid the board of gays

>Spic complains to CodeMonkey

>Gets board ownership

>Refuses all reasonable requests and ways to give it back to Anprim

>Spic makes the gays mods

>Gays ban people they don't like

>I get ownership of this board

Brings us mostly up to date, btw the how did you find out about this board? Supposed to be on the low down so the gays don't ruin it and who are you on /brit/ mod, flag etc…?


795c67  No.34040

File: 1b2939aa1440e81⋯.png (64.16 KB, 677x851, 677:851, ClipboardImage.png)

>Checks /brit/ thread to see if the board is mentioned

>Checks /newbrit/ as well

Nvm I see how you would have come across this board. This board comes up in the same place on both those boards, fortunately nobody looks at those, right?


39cc11  No.34041

>>34039

I saw this board trending and naturally was curious.

I never use trips or flags. Just an anon among the crowd.


795c67  No.34042

>>34041

Well you're welcome here so long as comply to the two rules.


39cc11  No.34043

>>34042

Thanks.


ae6707  No.34044

File: 6d1f762021ee3e5⋯.png (71.86 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 6d1f762021ee3e5ebc7d2168b3….png)

>>34036

>>34037

V. V. Good work thanks lad, I like this one

>>34038

Will do tomorrow lad


4cd847  No.34045

ONE TANK, 240 MILES

AND HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IN 7 HOURS BECAUSE FUCKING TRAFFIC AND ROADWORKS


ae6707  No.34046

>>34045

>7hrs

Keeeek


795c67  No.34047

>>34044

Made it a banner.

>>34045

Must've been awful, prefer taking a longer route when travelling to avoid traffic as at least I'm on the move that way.


ae6707  No.34048

>>34047

Cheers my lad

>longer route if you are moving

Innit, even 20% longer is okay, much less frustrating than wearing your vehicle and patience out


fc1525  No.34049

/🅱️ritpol/


795c67  No.34050

>>34048

Can also have a much more pleasant drive by not being on a dual carriage way or motorway.


795c67  No.34051

Starting to think Wessex was driven to druid/pol/ entirely at this point he was last seen posting here on Tuesday.


ec7939  No.34052

>anprim met my friends and his friends know my friends but we still couldn't quite achieve a meetup

Incredible


66b096  No.34053

>>34052

The fates really are working against us


795c67  No.34054

The latest shooting in the US is sort of interesting as the Yanks might do something about guns now that there chosen people have been touched by them.


795c67  No.34055

Reading the Times this morning, supermarkets will start stocking sex toys. I can't say I'm a fan of the laissez-faire economy coupled together with complete social liberalism system that we live in.


ec7939  No.34056

>>34053

At least I met your mate so we're even


831d6a  No.34057

All female SUV drivers are psychopaths and should be put down.


795c67  No.34058

>>34057

What happened lad? Apart from just being a shit driver.

>At T-junction

>Woman driving SUV opposite in other lane

>Her turning left lane goes green

>Hasn't noticed too busy talking to friend

>Car behind has to beep her multiple times before she moved


831d6a  No.34059

>>34058

Tbh almost had a gamer moment on the motorway when this fat bint in an SUV tried to ram me in my little sports coupe.


795c67  No.34061

>>34060

Made a webm thread.


795c67  No.34064

Been trying to understand where it all went wrong with /newbrit/, Neo when they took over the board made the claim that gayposting was apart of the board culture. Looking through old threads this appears somewhat untrue, the only gay poster being 22st for most of it. Then at one point in mid-2017 Neo went from posting anime girls to anime boys and escalated from there; playing the victim when this was called out and claiming that it had always been done and part of the board from the start.


ec7939  No.34065

>>34064

Neo always tried to retcon her gayposting as "board culture" and she used to get called out for it but now the place is just full of her orbiters smh


e391ea  No.34066

Anna prim fling me your bank deets when you've got a few mins, same number as before but its cut off so I cant reply


e391ea  No.34067

>>34064

The gay posting drove away lads from the beginning, and some were leaving anyway, just drained the soul out of it


831d6a  No.34068

>>34066

on your phone? Tbh could do with some more cash soon, got a date tomorrow and a job interview


795c67  No.34069

>>34068

>A date

I had one of those a couple of weeks ago, didn't much care for the lass after that. She essentially admitted that she doesn't know how to cook, saw Bella Italia as fancy, was a big potter fan as well as into k-pop. A shame really as she was a cute lass.


831d6a  No.34070

>>34069

>potter

>k-pop

honestly lad that's not a date that's baby sitting.


795c67  No.34071

>>34070

Could have been worse, she told me that her younger sister was a two year old trapped in an adults body. Sort of feel bad that she and her parents will have to deal with that till they or it dies.


831d6a  No.34072

>>34071

I guess everyone needs some form of escapism.


795c67  No.34073

>>34072

Well good luck with your interview and date tomorrow. What sort of job is it?


831d6a  No.34074

>>34073

Finance Administrator (Level 3 Apprenticeship) with the Government's actuary department.


795c67  No.34075

>>34074

>Civil Service

If you get it a lifetime of office meetings awaits you as well as changing departments every few years to ensure an equal allocation of jobs, everyone wants the sexy foreign office, and also that the government is never as efficient as it could be.


831d6a  No.34076

>>34075

Yuh but as a civil servant you have incredible job security and it's also a 20k salary.


795c67  No.34077

>>34076

I know the job security which is why it'd be a lifetime for you, a decent salary for an apprenticeship.


831d6a  No.34078

>>34077

I'm also pretty good with numbers and money, but since it's an apprenticeship it's not like they could change my department?


795c67  No.34079

>>34078

They wouldn't that'd come a few years after you get into the role. They're always creating new departments anyway DexEU was created from a few different departments thrown together and its role overlaps that of the Foreign Office.


831d6a  No.34080

>>34079

Well once I finish my apprenticeship I'd probably quit tbh.


795c67  No.34081

>>34080

Fair enough.


831d6a  No.34082

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no Heilung gf who wears horns and a veil


ec7939  No.34083

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lasses are lovely tbh


795c67  No.34084

>>34083

Some are, but most like a foul smelling flower are best observed from a distance.


ec7939  No.34085

>>34084

True the thots are disgusting but ahh love nice lasses tbh sorry I'm being gay tbh


831d6a  No.34086

>>34085

still can't get over that photo of your fridge


795c67  No.34087

>>34085

I wouldn't call a distaste to the garden variety thot, a woman who plasters herself more so than a wall and reveals as much skin as possible gay. A distaste for all women would be gay, there's also the /newbrit/ strand of gay.


ec7939  No.34088

>>34086

Which fridge nibba

The one with the drawings and birthdays or the one with our quotes lol

>>34087

I meant being soppy about lasses is gay I find myself catching some slight feelings smh


831d6a  No.34089

>>34088

the section of your fridge filled with nothing but cheese and cured meats.


795c67  No.34090

>>34089

Sounds like a good fridge.


ec7939  No.34091

>>34089

lmao

it's a based diet tbh, naturally the normies do not understand its power

>>34090

my nigga


831d6a  No.34092

We have the best fucking diets, vanlad with his marmite and chips, wessex regularly eating expired food, and now herts.


795c67  No.34093

>Anprim doesn't know about the times I ate food out of bins


ec7939  No.34094

>>34092

We should form a gang

>>34093

Tell us


831d6a  No.34095

I also used to eat almost just meat tbh, I've never actually eaten a piece of fruit in my entire life.

>>34093

We're fucked up


ec7939  No.34096

File: d62d2e651b04727⋯.jpg (35.49 KB, 620x413, 620:413, civicintelligent.jpg)

>when you make a clever inside joke on twitter

I actually just ate tbh, get u some Italian ham and emmental cheese


795c67  No.34097

>>34094

Not much to tell really, I saw food in bins that I fancied and had it. Found a whole cupcake one time which was in almost perfect condition, there was another bin with half a coke can went well to wash it down as the cake had been stale.


ec7939  No.34098

>>34097

But why


795c67  No.34099

>>34098

I'm a greedy, tight bastard.


ec7939  No.34100

>>34099

Fair enough lad


ec7939  No.34101

there's nothing wrong with going down on a girl don't @ me


831d6a  No.34102

LAD NO


ec7939  No.34103

>>34102

fight me


831d6a  No.34104

>>34103

Not sure if I want to now I know where you've been


ec7939  No.34105

>>34104

Would never do it with some random girl tbh. And I was against it myself until the last lass whispered in my ear about how she needed my tongue

I miss her smh


831d6a  No.34106

volcel gang remains the most powerful gang in the world


ec7939  No.34107

File: b9c66fd7b7b6169⋯.jpg (1.79 KB, 125x123, 125:123, cat.jpg)

WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME

WHEN I'M NO LONGER

YOUNG

AND BEAUTIFUUUUULLLL

>>34106

I am technically volcel atm smh tbh

"Never form attachments" gang is the best tbh


c5d012  No.34108

File: 6ce4d7771fa7e8b⋯.png (449.89 KB, 755x353, 755:353, [B]ordan [B] [B]etersen.png)

cleaned my room, buckoes

still didn't find this one bit of paper the jobnogs wanted so have to go to the HMRC for it and wait 2 weeks smh, getting jewed out of 2 months rent and living expenses

getting better though

>>34092

not as bad as my da, the other day he had some chunky yogg that was actually month-expired organic milk that I'd forgotten to chuck


795c67  No.34109

File: f742b2b8c03c53f⋯.png (17 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Updated the 'Good Boys' banner.

>>34108

>Eating month old milk

Sounds grim


1879a5  No.34110

>>34109

Arcades are pretty good tbh


795c67  No.34111

>>34110

10p machines aren't, will always lose all, played a pacman air hockey with a lass once in an arcade. How was your interview and date?


1879a5  No.34112

>>34111

Interview pretty good, then we met up at an arcade and spent the day playing all sorts of weeb games, everything was like 1 pound a go but worth it for the most part. For dinner we got Japanese in some little hole in the wall restaurant with huge portions for low prices. Now I’m on the train home


795c67  No.34113

>>34112

Sounds like you had a pretty good day.


c5d012  No.34114

File: ebd96ec217e05d4⋯.png (134.32 KB, 657x527, 657:527, apuween.png)

slainte samhain all

anyone got the sniffing-diana's-butt pepe? 22st has thus far failed me and I need it ASAP to represent herts in a very low effort commemorative roundup of 8ch britosphere posters


ec7939  No.34115

File: dd09f1f56e0e0b5⋯.jpg (77.32 KB, 800x450, 16:9, На_донышке.jpg)

File: a1fa1f0d51ed91a⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, B_A_S_E_D.png)

File: 702a4139ed93ed5⋯.jpg (52.85 KB, 615x754, 615:754, frances.jpg)

File: 6ba3f90d7e50eb0⋯.png (334.2 KB, 622x545, 622:545, cute7.png)

File: 6f2fadfd991ed0c⋯.jpg (163.7 KB, 1080x1255, 216:251, portman.jpg)

>>34114

I always hated the brap meme so it wouldn't be accurate

Use one of these if you want to use a lass


ec7939  No.34116

dy is ugly now tbh


c5d012  No.34117

File: 6e94eca8801e9b0⋯.png (102.27 KB, 422x408, 211:204, devilaugh.png)

>>34115

it's the second one with the pepe I need

I've always thought it was an accurate representation of your posting content tbh

maybe if I recolour the sniffing pepe as a turkroach with a commie uniform keek


ec7939  No.34118

File: 78524dca719c898⋯.jpg (11.71 KB, 220x330, 2:3, 2017-01-21_-_Frank_Franz_-….jpg)

>>34117

This is not an approved characterisation of myself


c5d012  No.34119

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c5d012  No.34120

File: 45f53f4aa6977de⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1249x809, 1249:809, ClipboardImage.png)

YAG SPAROO


831d6a  No.34121

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gonna quit my job and become a noise musician who builds his own equipment once I have enough money.


c5d012  No.34122

File: de0a148d10f6528⋯.png (1.23 MB, 2304x1354, 1152:677, 8chbritsamhain.png)

whomst have I missed, lads?

I'm fairly sure I've forgotten old posters from a few years ago

anyway this is a low effort roundup of what I could remember

put some pancakes and nuts out for the ghostts tonight tbh


831d6a  No.34123

>>34122

Jason Statham maybe? Is waifuposter there?


c5d012  No.34124

>>34123

yeah he's the lad with tits in a dress being led around by neo

at least I assume that's the extent of their relationship

I vaguely remember Stathamposter


795c67  No.34125

File: 71e11a1e7efd61f⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 303x307, 303:307, worry.gif)

>At work

>Filled bags of disposals, bread in yellows confet (confectionary mostly cakes) in white

>Get rollers to put them in to take out back

>Irish farmer comes along

>Asks for bags for his chickens

>Sure why not, they're being chucked anyway

>Show him yellow bags

>"No" he says, his chickens prefer confet

>Show him bags of confet

>"Yes, these'll do nicely"

>He walks off with two of the bags of confet

>He took about £30s worth of cakes for his chickens

Hope I haven't set a precedent for him to keep coming back for the disposals, he might do.


795c67  No.34126

File: dc5b733bff4bc21⋯.gif (257.76 KB, 480x270, 16:9, Ren.gif)


831d6a  No.34127

didn't get the job lads


c5d012  No.34128

>>34127

commiserations lad, time to firebomb the office then


831d6a  No.34129

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

sometimes it be like that


795c67  No.34130

>>34127

That's a shame, at least you've got that thing going on with the girl.


ec7939  No.34131

File: 5c3717f8b90ab20⋯.jpg (70.68 KB, 960x518, 480:259, boys.jpg)

>>34127

Don't worry lad there's always hope for other things

>>34130

ooooooooooooooooooo


be81f0  No.34132

>>34128

Oh look who's back

I'm in bmouth tomorrow if you want to go for a beer lad


c5d012  No.34133

>>34132

thanks for the offer but nah lad, I'm good


c5d012  No.34134


831d6a  No.34135

fuck video editing tbh


ec7939  No.34136

>>34135

>just realised I haven't made a fresh video in weeks

damn


831d6a  No.34137

>>34136

productivity is gay, made by the procrastination gang


c5d012  No.34138

File: 503a0a237f83c97⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1178x952, 589:476, edgelord.png)

>>34137

pssshh

get on my level…. kids….

*does nothing for four years*


795c67  No.34139

File: db0b9512dc68f56⋯.webm (3.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Gondola neet.webm)

>>34138

Don't think I could stand being a neet for that long, didn't like summer holidays during school as they were too unstructured.


831d6a  No.34140

>tfw no desire to do anything

fug


c5d012  No.34141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh and pagang

>>34140

you start to get better just before you die


831d6a  No.34142

Genuinely something wrong with Americans.

>In a right wing bongo bongo land / thieving den of sodomites Server

>one american keeps blathering on about White Nationalism

>everyone tells him it's gay

>he keeps arguing for it

>says America is the best nation for whites and that the native americans were useless

>Tell him that scalping is a preferable to circumcision

>say i'd rather have countless native americans and even the fucking Aztecs than Coca Cola and McDonads

>he says all the bad stuff about Americans was caused by jews and their subversion

>tell him if he thinks all the subversive elements in the world are Jewish there's a lot of things wrong with him

>he insults me

>I tell him a 29 year old who posts hentai on tumblr and is dating the woman who aborted his child has no right to criticize anyone

>gets mad and says I made it personal after straight up insulting me

fucking yanks


ec7939  No.34143

File: 331aff2a33b89c2⋯.png (282.19 KB, 639x467, 639:467, amerishart.png)


c5d012  No.34144

>>34142

is there any point to being in such places?

I mean I'd like to have some more productive conversation than just shitposting but it doesn't sound very good smh


831d6a  No.34145

>>34144

It's got a funny hungarian and some other decent lads in it.


969f36  No.34146

File: 527ea74e072cb02⋯.jpg (74.19 KB, 863x960, 863:960, carra.jpg)

>>34144

>dick court

>productive


831d6a  No.34147

>>34146

tbh disbords aren't productive at all


969f36  No.34148

>>34147

Nowhere on the internet is


969f36  No.34149

File: 1d2dda939ab2064⋯.jpg (330.34 KB, 960x720, 4:3, jump.jpg)

Realising this sets one's mind free


831d6a  No.34150

>>34148

Tbh but video editing is still therapeutic


969f36  No.34151

>>34150

Aye it is tfw larping as a nooortherner now


831d6a  No.34152

>>34151

smh lad


969f36  No.34153

File: d7c53ded5d735c6⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 552x553, 552:553, onthefloor.jpg)

got v& from twatter should I even bother going back there


831d6a  No.34154

>>34153

no tbh


969f36  No.34155

>>34154

but how will I orbit tradthots now


831d6a  No.34156

>>34155

That's why you shouldn't come back lad


969f36  No.34157

>>34156

I was joking smh I rarely if ever dm people there


831d6a  No.34158

>>34157

I dm everyone tbh, gotta make friends lad.

>tfw got reported for sending gun pics to some e-girls demanding they send me toes or I would shoot my neighbours

lmao


969f36  No.34159

>>34158

wewlad sounds neat. but I just never saw much point in it myself


795c67  No.34160

>>34158

>gotta make friends

No you don't, many of the people I've been friends have turned around and betrayed my friendship and trust.


d7f39d  No.34163

Well this was a good thing whilst it lasted.


e9da0e  No.34165

File: 7c49fed8d05aaff⋯.png (148.71 KB, 351x292, 351:292, 7c49fed8d05aaff1bc13085786….png)

ive been away for a few days, what happend to the old board lads???


795c67  No.34166

>>34165

I'm afraid that you must have been away for far more than a few days, a new board has come and been in that time.




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