No.339
This is definitely tl;dr-tier, but a damned good and thorough article from the godfather of modern horror on why cats are the best pet.
To me, this is the definitive piece written that I know of on what I want to call the Philosophy of Cat. Thoughts? Cat-related reading general?
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx No.390
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>not cats are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The not cat is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.
Okay now I know he's just trolling. I mean, he's the guy who wrote 'On the Creation of Niggers' ffs.
No.391
>>390funny. d.o.g is filtered to 'not cat'
No.396
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>>391lel
This seems appropriate here
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>>390>I have no active dislike for not cats, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactylslol at listing negroes and human beings separately.