No.537
Cat stories thread?
>Be 16
>Have siamese (?) cat
>Pretty similar to pic related
>Suddenly my mom decides she has had enough of me and leaves the house
>My dad comes back to take care of me
>aaawwyiss.jpg
>Dad is bretty cool, but there's one problem
>Dad hates cats
>Next months are kind of cool, but dad is sick of the cat sleeping in the kitchen counter
>"It's and animal, it's leaving bacteria all over the kitchen and our food blahblahblah"
>Kitchen counter receives sunlight during most of the day so naturally kitty doesn't give a shit
>One day dad finds her sleeping on there again
>Kitty looks at dad and yawns
>My dad stands up from his chair
>shitgotreal.jpg
>I follow dad just to make sure he does nothing mean to her
>Not that he ever did before (or after) but I knew he was fed up with the poor girl
>Dad points finger at kitty
>Shouts "OUT!" in the most scary voice he can do
>Kitty grabs his finger and chews it playfully
>Dad's face turns red
>I can tell he's making a great effort to don't go "DAAAAAW"
>Dad started to like cats from there on
No.540
>>537lel
Can't be mad at cute things.
No.550
>be 17
>have one kitty for the house, he was a stray that we more or less adopted
>fucker is huge, thus the name Big Kitty
>mom has a jewish dude obsessed with her, despite already having a douchebag boyfriend
>jewromeo has his own kitty that got gangbanged and is preggers
>can't keep her, asks mom if she can look after her
>we receive Mini
>true to her name, she's a fucking skinny small-ass black cat
>her and Big Kitty don't get along too well, Big Kitty gets locked up in mom's room from there on
>he doesn't seem to give a shit
>couple of months go by, me and Mini have become pretty tight
>spoil her with cuddling in my bed at night
>sits in my lap while I do internet stuff all the time
>watch me play vidya
>she even managed to one time slip under the crack of my door just to come annoy me while she had a prego belly no less
>be sleeping with Mini on my belly one night
>she's purring and purring, even more than usual
>"Purr (I love you :3)" -Mini
>feel sudden wetness
>Mini is licking wet spot
>nigga did you fucking pee on me, for real
>wait that's not pee you're lickiohshitthatisakitten
>nigga you gave birth on me, da fug
>"Purr (do something about it :3)" -Mini
>slowly, gently slip out from under her, go get mom
>catbirthedonmeyo.gif
>mom pretty much lolwats
>go into room, sure enough, she's licking her newborn baybeh kitteh
>belly still pretty big, we move her into a makeshift nursery pretty much a fucking drawer pulled out from my dresser
>gives birth to two more kittehs that night
>mfw a cat gave birth on me
>mfw it is both the most adorable and disgusting thing to happen to me to this day
No.556
>>550Most of my female cats used to bring their kittens to my bed so they'd be warm but I've never heard of one giving birth next to a human, she must had trusted you a lot to do that
No.564
i miss my cat
No.634
>>564>>567My cat passed away today. I feel you deeply, fellow catfriends.