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 No.285[Reply]



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 No.199[Reply]

What do? She don't know it yet.

Also, It feels good to finally awaken into this game Hoo-RA!

 No.275

Go up and tell her you're the god of plague bitties usually go sopping after hearing a god-like line like that.




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 No.274[Reply]

I remember when i first started smoking weed and listening to tool



 No.270[Reply]

plebbit surpassed by 200 dead boards

top kek



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 No.77[Reply]

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 No.132

>>96

>>97

>>98

>>99

>>100

>>101

>times between 98 and 99

Fix your shit hotwheels


 No.133

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>12/01/1950: Space-time anomalies resulting from exposure to SCP-004 are confirmed.


 No.142

>>>/bmw/1780


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 No.265

6-26 is the day that love won, we legalized gay marriage in the US

Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch, is Experiment 626

Stich always said, Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind

6-26 was the day I woke up

6-29 was the day I snapped myself out of my stupor and haze

It took me 3 trips at night time to ascend

I've read before that the sun would disappear for 3 days before the ascension would happen.

It took me 3 days of the sun disappearing to wake up. It took me 3 days of losing my sanity and my own sun for my to fully wake up.

I've always felt like the incarnation of pure love.

It's not even memes anymore guys. It's time we expand our influence beyond these simple tools. It's time we realize our true power.




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 No.195[Reply]

If reality is created by the collective, are there any ways to change it for the better, or falsify this theory?

 No.196

People enact change everyday.


 No.204

>>196

For example, Mr. Hitler…


 No.237

>>204

good example

i just wish i had my own cradle

though it wouldn't be the same as a shared cradle


 No.258

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There is no better or worse. You manifest reality through your beliefs, and you do this every day whether you realize it or not. You can't falsify this theory, it's just the way the world works. You can only see the truth thats right in front of you or deny it.




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 No.214[Reply]

Looks like I found a place to relate this info to some anons who might understand, which is cool. This will take a couple of posts. Let's begin.

When I was 3-4 I hit my head and drowned in a kiddie pool, I saw my body from a third-person perspective and was floating face-down. Nobody ever saved me but here I am.

When I was 17 I had a dream that I fell off a cliff and died. I felt myself squish, it was like falling into a huge feather pillow. My consciousness split in two and I watched my body-consciousness fade out, the light receded like it was moving away down a long dark tunnel. And I was looking down at my dead body. A voice said, "The Witch of the Woods is coming." Then a voice like a chorus sang: Hush little baby, don't say a word; mama's gonna sing you a broken word/verb; if you are a spiderweb, you must lose your hat and head. Then I awoke.

When I was 18 I was out freeclimbing on some cliffs (I was reckless) and as I did, a "voice" which I labeled "the spirit of the living rock" told me: when you are about to fall a tree will save you. It seemed annoyed to be talking to a lesser creature, like a person who was commanded to talk to a gnat. Later that day I was walking in the woods at the top of the cliff, and I began to slide down. I couldn't stop it and I was going to fall off a 100+ foot cliff. I remembered my dream and knew I was going to die, but like in my dream I believed that my consciousness would go on. I was excited about it, and I told myself to keep my eyes open and land headfirst to ensure a quick death. I went over the edge of the cliff and waited to fall–but I didn't. Eventually I got curious so I turned around, and in my hand was holding the tiniest branch growing off a sapling probably 18 feet away–the branch was longer than the tree was tall. All 10 toes were over the edge and I was hanging at a full-on 45 degree angle.

Cont'd

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 No.216

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>>214

When I was 28 I lived in Honolulu. One night after work I was walking home, uphill away from the beach. Looking up the road I was suddenly struck with the sensation like Neo in the first Matrix, before he's unplugged. I looked up the road and it seemed fake, like the Matrix. And I thought well fuck, it probably is. But that I didn't really care–that I knew it was, anyway.

Suddenly a voice came into my head and said "What if it is?" I replied that I already knew it was so I wouldn't be surprised. The voice doubted that, so I said "Try me." Immediately, off to my left a 4-foot tall flower materialized, it had a big stalk and a 2-foot tall red flower on top. I watched it materialize and tiny cubes came rushing in like building blocks to make it happen. Much like pic related (you may recall Goku and Vegeta fighting Janemba in hell, it was pretty much exactly like that). I shrugged and thought, "Huh. See, I knew it," and walked on. Because I actually wasn't that rustled by it.


 No.217

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>>214

The next night I let my friend stay over, and we go to sleep. I'm on the bed and he's on the floor. I had a dream, and in this dream myself and 5-6 other people were walking through a Fallout-style wasteland. There were bombed-out factories everywhere, and we were escapees and survivors. I was the leader, mostly because I could fly and nobody else could (side note: I always fly in my dreams, I practice it to the point that if I flew IRL it probably wouldn't rustle me, that's how used to the sensation I am). So we're walking along and I get the feeling like I need to save someone who's in one of these "factories". And I know that each "factory" is a "Hell". Everyone in our team escaped from a Hell at one point.

So I fly up to the top of it, and my whole team is shouting "No! Don't do it!" But they can't do shit to stop me because I'm the only one who can fly, so I ignore them and fly up 70 feet or so and go into a Hell. I go down and down, to the bottom floor and go into a huge room with stairs on one side. Suddenly gates close and 2 huge beasts are released into the room. I just fly up to the stairs, because hey, whatever. I consider killing the beasts but I'm thinking nah, I'm here for a reason. So I go up, and I'm in a dark pit. There are a few people in this concrete pit, it's just a big square room with gates over the stairway. The people are like starving bums, just sitting along the walls. I ask about this person I'm looking for, but they don't know anything. They say maybe the pit boss could know, so I just fly up and leave them there.

Above, there's a room with some lights and a desk, and a person is in there. I ask him about my quarry and he sneers at me with hate. He grabs a pencil and tries to stab my neck, but I'm pretty much saiyan-tier so I just grab him by the throat and slam him down, slide him to the edge of the pit and say "Tell me or you're going in." He sneers again and tells me to fuck off so I toss him into the pit, maybe 40 feet down, and hear him thud. After that it goes blank in my memory as I keep searching.

Finally I reach the top floor and open a door, and inside the room I Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.218

>>217

sounds like a videogame


 No.219

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>>214

I'm lying in my bed in Honolulu and my cellphone starts ringing. It's sunny out, beautiful as ever. I reach over and check the caller ID, it says unavailable. So I answer it and say hello. A male voice on the other end says, "Hi, this is the operator." I say, "Operator? Of what?" He says, "I'm your operator in the Matrix," as if this is obvious. At this point my friend starts asking who's on the phone. I ignore him and roll over, and I put my pillow over my head to block out the light because fuck, I just woke up and it's bright.

The operator continues, saying, "Well it turns out there's a girl in the Hell you just left that wants out, and the Matrix doesn't want to keep her. Interested?" I reply that of course I am, because I pretty much take every challenge–it's in my nature. At this point my friend is still saying "Who is it? Who is it?!" which I'm just ignoring, because this is real life and I'm very intrigued at this point. The operator tells me "Your friend is a tumor." My friend climbs on the bed and starts shaking me by grabbing my shoulders. I'm still trying to ignore him and focus on the call. The operator is trying to tell me details, but I can't pay attention because my friend is shaking me really hard. So hard that the whole world starts fluctuating, exactly like in Inception. The shaking gets more and more extreme until the whole world is vibrating. Suddenly it begins to recede, and the phone just isn't in my hand anymore. I don't pass out or anything, it's just not there. And my friend isn't on top of me either. My phone is on the table next to me, where it was originally. And my friend is asleep on the floor. At this point I'm awake (still…again?).

From that point I'm awake, just like normal. I'm a bit confused, but then again the Matrix did just materialize a 4-foot tall flower for me so I'm not rustled, I just accept this as legitimate weirdness. I check my phone, but there's no evidence of the call. My friend wakes up, and I go about my day like normal. But still, I remember everything vividly. And since that day, I've pondered how I'm supposed to find this girl I'm looking for down here in Hell. I fucking didn't get any iPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.220

>>218

IKR, I guess it kind of is. It just happens to be my damn life at the moment.




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 No.37[Reply]

this is a thread for direct personal evidence

anyone who sincerely wishes to be granted a view of evidence please post in this thread

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 No.165

>>123

Which one is asking you to marry her?

Lady in red?

or

The Cat Lady?


 No.181

Proove me the real true powers that be for real in the most evidence way you can please.


 No.183

>>102

Bullshit, how is this possible?


 No.205

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Alright. Alright you got me.

How will I meet the Women In Red? If at all.

Will she be with the prince of darkness? Or do they come apart.

Am I a man as a rising beast or a falling god?

I remember how I died. It was awful but I'd do it all again and again and 3 times over 3 times and all over again.

To whom will my answers come by? If that's a question that can be answered withIN the confines of the game.


 No.206

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>>205

I'm an idiot and am now reading the sticky material now.

I'll come back and refine my questions but if someone wants to shed some unique perspective on the ones i've asked be my guest.




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 No.202[Reply]

THE SUN HAS RETURNED CHILDREN. GO FROLLICK IN THE SUN AND PLAY FOR I AM WITH YOU



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 No.34[Reply]

Curse all ye who enter this place

 No.35

no


 No.36

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>>35

Yes


 No.200

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>>36

Every time you notice another shaman you have to make sure to demonstrate your impenetrable will on his or her astral dick.




 No.192[Reply]

192 get



 No.191[Reply]

Someone plz explain this boards purpose



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 No.179[Reply]

 No.190

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>>179

>her husband, Robert Butts

subtle




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 No.182[Reply]

i will skullfuck your corpse until you cum diarrhea

 No.187




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 No.156[Reply]

well tops



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