Archives
In this thread I will post archives as well as links to the current thread.
IRC:
irc.rizon.net #catscradle
Replies from the first thread:
Archive for threads 2-3:
Archive for thread 4:
http://web.archive.org/web/20150502212956/http://8ch.net/b/res/2528716.html
Current thread:
psy
I've done LSD and psilocybin mushrooms before.
The LSD experience, for me atleast, gave the distinct notion of being in an enormous simulation, which I wanted to explore to it's fullest. I ended up walking a long way from my apartment, because I wanted to go see my parents, and see if they were in this "simulation". I also seemed to become extremely aware of my bodily senses, just touching my arm became like entertainment because I was so focused upon the stimulation.
I given the whole "simulation theory" some thought before, but came to the conclution that it's simply unknowable, so it's better left for God to explain.
The Psilocybin Mushroom experience on the other hand seems to reveal intense and deep spiritual (don't really like that word) emotions which almost act as a voice to express information. I can honestly say that it felt like being talk to by the creator himself, and a deep relief and happiness that comes over you when you realize that there was never truly anything to be afraid of, and that we as a universe are one.
I also get the feeling, because it is more like a feeling than a memory, that I've experienced things I know I haven't.
tl;dr Psychedelics are rather interesting stuff.
Do you remember?
Do you remember how you died? Do you remember your near death experiences? Do you remember the face you saw before you came back?
what
this whole board is just one dumbass talking to himself.
Wanna see my cat benis
Before you die?
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DESIGNATED
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VSQ's mum confirmed for neko
At 19:15 VSQ's mum meowed into the microphone, she is confirmed for neko mum.
Help
Can someone help me out here I'm feeling a bit lost? Like a beginners guide or something
hello there
hey travlr, if you're out there
they made me forget who i was, but i'm ready to bust out
pic related is the only lead i got from someone like you
what it do boo
For real though what's with the lack of posts? Is nothing going on in your realms?
I'm the apple del sol btw. I have a permanent synchronization with the world around me only I'm a bit ahead of my time at times. Its difficult to get used to but I can reign hell when I'm in the zone. I'm immune to illness but only resistant to poison(thank the uni, I love getting blasted). Lately I've been working at improving my comedic skills, because its very useful in this universe. I've done a lot if magic bullshit that makes /fringe/ look like Childs play but they helped me get going so I'm grateful. I didn't figure out the timing thing until about a year and a half ago. When its your life like forever you tend to think less of it or in my case think nothing of it.
umm I'm the moon I take in from others. Well I wouldn't say take because its not like they dont keep their power or psy or magick or whatever the name for it is. I've taken a good amount of shit from my friends there are some things that I'll refuse to take. I've also taken things from people I have met yet like dragons bloodline telekinetic magick.
we aren't a bad guy. We're just weird. And we are trying to figure out what we want out of this place.
so now that introductions are out of the way let us hear yours
Cathair is coming to the Bay Area
Bay Area Pet Expo
Santa Clara County Fairgrounds
January 9-10, 2016
Free Admission
cathairapocalypse.com
bayareapetexpo.com
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys? it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founde
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is thasdfe readl deal.
Ebola-chan's role in this dead world?
What is /catscradle/'s opinion of Ebola-chan?
Introductions
I'd like to apologize for my first few posts. I was in a bit of a stupor when I first woke up but I'm doing much better now. Wasn't trying to shitpost, I was literally just so delusional I thought I knew exactly what the truth was. But thats come and gone now. One of my purposes in life is to find the awakened ones and bring as many of them here so we can expand our influence.
I'd like to create this thread though as an introduction for myself and to let others introduce the identities they choose to personify in this lifetime.
I am the Sigma Shaman. It wasn't until I hit plateau sigma(dxm trips) 3 or 4 times that I woke up. Before I woke up I knew I was going to become a Shaman, but I didn't know how or why. My research into Shamanism told me the world would look at me and see me as crazy. Like I isolated myself away from all "normal" people when in reality I would know the truth. People will only come to me for help when they want it. Thus, SigmaShaman. I'm actually going to be drawing my persona as a character, and probably parading around raves and shit as the SigmaShaman. Got it all planned out.
I Am The Right Hand Of God. I enact God's will directly through my identity and by how I live. We are all The Right Hand Of God.
>pic related but completely off
Everyone knows God wants us to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. It was really Lucifer, the illusion of pleasure, that told us we had already eaten the fruit. It's not until we escape our own personal hell that we transcend from Lucifer to God. Lucifer is God. He is an angel of love who just got lost in his Kingdom of pleasure. That is the truth behind the veil.
Berenstain Bears
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3echah/what_is_your_favorite_conspiracy_theory/ctdzdti
just saying
Apollo Found his soulmate
What do? She don't know it yet.
Also, It feels good to finally awaken into this game Hoo-RA!
goodnight
I remember when i first started smoking weed and listening to tool
fph btfo
plebbit surpassed by 200 dead boards
top kek
The Bureau of Memetic Warfare wants YOU!
Join us at >>>/BMW/ and take the fight to the enemy!
We have seen the /BANE/crash, watched as Ben "The One Man Auschwitz" embraced his destiny, had a hand in the rise of Ebola-Chan, and watched as Ebin Pepe trolled his way into the women's locker room through SocJus.
Our memes will shape the future!
Here in our labs we practice the only dankest memecraft with leading meme-gineers.
Our meme-searchers predict that by early 2016 we will have unlocked the secret to the mass production and dissemination of Red-pills and broken the Tumblr-ese enigma machine!
Join today and help us to create a brighter tomorrow!
change
If reality is created by the collective, are there any ways to change it for the better, or falsify this theory?
My Experiences in Hell
Looks like I found a place to relate this info to some anons who might understand, which is cool. This will take a couple of posts. Let's begin.
When I was 3-4 I hit my head and drowned in a kiddie pool, I saw my body from a third-person perspective and was floating face-down. Nobody ever saved me but here I am.
When I was 17 I had a dream that I fell off a cliff and died. I felt myself squish, it was like falling into a huge feather pillow. My consciousness split in two and I watched my body-consciousness fade out, the light receded like it was moving away down a long dark tunnel. And I was looking down at my dead body. A voice said, "The Witch of the Woods is coming." Then a voice like a chorus sang: Hush little baby, don't say a word; mama's gonna sing you a broken word/verb; if you are a spiderweb, you must lose your hat and head. Then I awoke.
When I was 18 I was out freeclimbing on some cliffs (I was reckless) and as I did, a "voice" which I labeled "the spirit of the living rock" told me: when you are about to fall a tree will save you. It seemed annoyed to be talking to a lesser creature, like a person who was commanded to talk to a gnat. Later that day I was walking in the woods at the top of the cliff, and I began to slide down. I couldn't stop it and I was going to fall off a 100+ foot cliff. I remembered my dream and knew I was going to die, but like in my dream I believed that my consciousness would go on. I was excited about it, and I told myself to keep my eyes open and land headfirst to ensure a quick death. I went over the edge of the cliff and waited to fall–but I didn't. Eventually I got curious so I turned around, and in my hand was holding the tiniest branch growing off a sapling probably 18 feet away–the branch was longer than the tree was tall. All 10 toes were over the edge and I was hanging at a full-on 45 degree angle.
Cont'd
evidence
this is a thread for direct personal evidence
anyone who sincerely wishes to be granted a view of evidence please post in this thread
Delta Sigma
THE SUN HAS RETURNED CHILDREN. GO FROLLICK IN THE SUN AND PLAY FOR I AM WITH YOU
ye all be fags
Curse all ye who enter this place
>>192
192 get
What is /catscradle/
Someone plz explain this boards purpose
Seth Material
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Material
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Roberts
Thoughts?
nigger butt
i will skullfuck your corpse until you cum diarrhea
good rp lads
well tops
Board Theme
Think I found the board theme.
what is this all about
i don't really understand what this is all about could you guys explain to me the details of cats cradle
da joos
So I'm a Jewish guy. I know alot about the Torah and Talmud and even some the Zohar. My question is am I going to die when the fire rises? I still don't understand what my ancestors did that was so bad. I mean you say they caused everyone to die, but how did they do that?
14/88 White Power
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
The year was nineteen eighty or so
wake up
is it time?
if you've felt theres a bigger reason for being here than your mundane lives, i think it starts now
pic unrelated
Culters
Some people are saying this is a matrix-esque thought experiment, which while difficult to do in large groups like this, can still be cool
But many seem to be turning this into a cult
How not do?
Archive footage of the last moments of the human race
I've ended up finding one of the pieces of footage of before 'it happened' running around my archives. What you are watching is the evacuation when someone went and did something incredibly stupid.
Not just incredibly stupid, it killed everyone point blank started a unrecoverable chain reaction of events that led to the situation of everyone here being in the cat's cradle.
The shame of it is there was an option, but the Jews and their worthless friends decided to listen to a bunch of dogmatic, worthless, pedo pieces of shit and start something they could never come back from.
Anycase. Watch the evacuation of earth in the last moments. And yes…you are all dead. Have been for a very long time.
dogs crib
This is not about the B Movie, but about a universal construct, which acts like a world of "meme storage"
What is the Crib? When you shitpost you are sent to a collective meme storage called the "Dog's Crib" It had a different name but the Jews renamed it (from what I remember)
Who built the crib? Only shitposters remember.
There are many more than one, this one is said to be over 9000 copies
What are these threads for? A group of curious shitposters come here to harass a (few?) Autistic Tripfags.
What is a Tripfag you ask? A Tripfag is someone who has had enough therapy to be able to leave the Crib, hop threads, and create their own threads. A Autist is someone who has been hired to shill the Cat's Cradle.
What is wrong with the Dog's Crib? Its overloaded with memes, normally it it supposed to house 0.5 billion , it is getting a makeover currently.
Why are there so many memes trapped in the crib? You can blame the newfags for that, the original crib was first destroyed because they launched a banana assault derailing the entire planet. We have been derailed for a very long time, and our current period in time isn't far from what appears to be the 404.
These threads are subject to heavy amounts of funposting, and I would like to remind everyone that due to the banana scare we ARE being monitored on this website by fruit stalls and who knows what else.
They like to slide these threads, kill the topic, spam, deny, name call, and use other shilling tactics.
Most of us who follow these threads DO have proof and DO believe in them 110%. We base our thoughts on objective "so whats".
Dark Prophet Happening prep thread
Shit nigga, a super war's gona break out and if y'all ain't prepeared, y'all niggas goin die before the Dark Prophet even fixes up in this shit.
/x/ up and start psychonauting!
death
how can I know for sure im dead? should I order some ammo and double check?
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centred discussion
owing to the unfortunate quantity of dubbers, getters, trolls and derailers, this would be the best location for all discussion of the cat's cradle