No.10537
A thread for "chatting".
"Chatting" is allowed.
No.10543
>>10537
"Chatting" she says
No.10559
H-hey there Kris, what did you wanna chat about?
No.10568
>>10559
I want to "chat" with you about your bonding issues.
Please, come inside. *motions Sy to come in*
No.10577
>>10568
Ok
*comes in and sits down across form Kris"
I'm sure I just need time to get to know everyone better.
No.10584
>>10577
>>10579
Yes, and the first step is to be more open with people. I can help you with that.
Massage? *starts rubbing Sy's shoulders*
No.10593
>>10584
ohshitsyyouhavegottonontodryboneswildrideyoucannotescape.jpg
No.10594
>>10584
*relaxes slightly*
It's nice of you to try and help with that, I just don't want to give you the wrong idea is all
No.10605
>>10594
Oh? What do you mean by that?
*Krishna's fingers dig deeper into Sy's shoulders*
No.10615
>>10605
*fidgets nervously*
I'm probably just reading too much into this but, like I said, I have a special someone so there are certain things I will only do for them.
No.10620
>>10615
Oh? A special someone? Who is it? Pray, do tell.
Goodness, you're shoulders are very tense. Do you get stressed often?
No.10629
>>10620
It's someone from the /rin/ group, they were the first of us to post in one of your generals back on /vg/. I mentioned them on my character sheet as well.
*tries to calm down and relax*
I'm sorry about my shoulders, I spend all day working with computers and tend to worry a lot.
No.10632
>>10629
Oh, that's nice. It's good to have someone you care about.
But my, all this tension is simply not doing you any good. I think this calls for drastic measures… *stands up*
No.10635
>>10632
Drastic measures!? Wh-what do you mean?
No.10636
>>10633
The Lewd Train has no brakes
>>10635
You'll never be able to open up to people if you're holding in so much stress. So…
…I'm going to relieve your stress. *Krishna begins to take off her clothes, leaving only her underwear on*
No.10640
>>10636
Wh-whoah, please put your clothes back on!
I'm sorry, this is something I can't do, please understand! I don't want to hurt your feelings but I can never betray the one I love.
No.10642
>>10640
I bet this wouldn't be the first time you've done that before~
No.10645
No.10651
>>10645
Just keeping an eye on Kris……..
Goodnight………
No.10654
>>10640
Oh, I think you don't understand. I'm simply helping you with your relationship.
Not only is this stress bad for you, but how can you hope to make your partner happy if you can't pleasure her right? I'm gonna teach you how to be a good lover and take away your stress in one fell swoop!
*wraps arms around Sy* So just relax. Krishna-chan promises to make you feel real good… *Krishna stick out her tongue and pierces her lips, mixing their saliva together*
No.10662
>>10654
*quickly yet gently pushes Krishna , sitting her down on the couch*
I'm sorry, I cannot do this I just can't, I'm sorry please forgive me.
*hastily rushes out of the room*
No.10670
>>10662
Again, you misunderstand. You think that you have a say in the matter. But you don't.
You didn't notice it, did you? The pill I slipped down your throat? That was an aphrodisiac. In a few momments, you're going to be begging me to pleasure you!
Fufufufufufufufu~
No.10674
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No.10676
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No.10678
>>10670
*Runs to the garage and seals myself inside my M47, ensuring all hatches are sealed and the latches are in the locked locked position then cuff myself before the aphrodisiac sets in*
No.10680
>>10678
>mfw Sy know what to do in this situation
No.10681
>>10678
Is everything alright in here?
No.10684
No.10686
>>10678
Hmm, you're gonna be a tough nut to crack.
Alright. I'll play your game! *pulls out Chaos Emerald*
CHAOS CONTROL! *warps into M47*
Hey there, cutie.
No.10689
ladies pls, this is getting rediculous
No.10690
>>10689
Right? Just give up Sy there's no escape.
No.10691
>>10686
SCARF OF THE ABYSS I SUMMON YOU!
No.10692
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>>10691
I hath been summoned
No.10693
>>10689
I ain't even getting warmed up yet!
>>10691
So, a summoning battle is it? Alright! I SUMMON THEE! SKELETON WITH A GUN!
>>10692
Take care of the scarfed warrior!
No.10694
>>10693
You're sending a skeleton to fight me?
Now I am not sure whether or not I should take offense by this.
No.10695
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No.10696
No.10697
>>10696
I have a natural buffI'm not afraid of skeletons
No.10698
>>10697
>>10696
Three against one is hardly fair, right scarf~
I summon a Brotherhood of Steel paladin to aid swamp in battle.
No.10699
>>10698
>glitchy cliff terrain on the way to the garage
>insta kill
F
No.10700
>>10697
Oh, but you will be…
No.10701
>>10700
Calcium does not work that way.
No.10702
>>10698
A'ight. I'll jam.
I summon MOTHER FUCKING CYBORG FRANKY UP IN THIS BITCH
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER!!!
>>10701
You think I give a shit?
No.10706
Should we move this to the arena thread, or should we keep it here?
I'm just not sure how the rolling would work for multiple characters like this if we're gonna keep summoning.
No.10709
>>10702
Have it your way, I summon Dante: Chapter Master of the Blood Angels.
This is more interesting than lewd
No.10714
Sigh…
So, because Scarf-chan said to, I'll stop lewding you. Also, I have to hit the hay. I have real world things that are keeping me from being a girl that need me attention.
But this isn't over. We'll settle this later. Peace out.
No.10906
>>10693
No one comes over anymore, that was the last one to ever come over and he's dead now