No.12019[Last 50 Posts]
Absolutely No Lewd Allowed Edition
Remove Lewd in the name of God.
No.12022
Choose your nicknames, dibs on Ejaculate Empress.
No.12023
Encourage lewd
>>12022
dibs on Cock Khan
No.12025
>>12023
Kate, FC3 after I eat?
No.12026
>>12022
No
>>12023
What anime is that from? I think I remember seeing it at some point
>>12024
>tfw you have no more food to flip off
No.12027
>>12024
*pets weird*
Now that's a meal.
No.12028
No.12029
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>12022
I call dibs on "Margaret Thatcher 'The Cum Catcher.'"
>>12010
I have to admit, watching other people get high is pretty funny.
I doubt my experience will be as hilarious as this guy's.
No.12030
>>12026
You can be a Sodomy Sentinel.
No.12031
>>12017
I-I'm glad you are at least a-a little satisfied…
>>12024
That looks like quite a meal.
No.12033
>>12024
Bandwagon, ho
Egg because it's literally the only edible thing left in my apartment. Starvation soon.
>>12025
Doing some stuff, but hopefully i'll be done reasonably soon
>>12026
No idea, i just saved it from some random post.
No.12034
I wish my camera worked. ;-;
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No.12037
>>12031
Thanks. *releases Scarfu*
No.12038
No.12039
>>12030
no
>>12031
>>12037
Although that's cute, you're lucky you let go of her when you did.
No.12041
>>12038
I threw a empty box of granola bars
No.12043
>>12041
now I see it, beore it looked like you were bashing your head againt a bycicle magazine and against table at the same time
No.12044
>>12039
While prime kidnapping material, she is more useful to me here than at my residence. Scarfu has this soothing presence which involuntarily lures everyone around her into a false sense of security. I let her go, so I may have you in the end, Kiro.
No.12046
>>12040
That frog is fucking awesome.
No.12047
>>12044
I'll take that as a compliment…?
No.12048
>>12046
Gotta love Jin Chan.
No.12049
>>12033
>starvation soon
Should we be worried about your continued existence?
No.12050
>>12040
share food pls
>>12049
Make me a memorial banner if i suddenly stop funposting
No.12051
Holy shit I got the best picture when I threw my camera down
No.12052
>>12050
I think it would be better to start a Potato Fund.
>>12051
>threw my camera down
Please be gentle.
No.12053
>>12040
How could I say no to this epic new maymay?
No.12054
>>12053
And they said it wasn't good for me to not eat anything.
No.12055
I'm heading to bed now, take care everyone.
No.12056
>>12055
sleep well mom *kisses cheek*
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No.12060
>>12055
G'night sis.
Sleep well!!
No.12061
>>12055
Rest up, Sy. Being so huggable and motherly can be quite tiring.
No.12062
>>12054
I already ate seven hours ago.
No.12063
Mmmm……bacon and egg sandwiches are my favorite!!!
No.12064
>>12063
I noticed that companies of our monitors don't repeat
No.12065
>>12064
I have a ViewSonic to throw into the mix but fuck everything about showing my hand and destroying my anonymity.
No.12066
>>12065
Haha! See I am right!
No.12067
>>12066
I've a Dell but no camera.
No.12068
>>12066
You're also arousing.
No.12069
bleh, i had a hard time waking up, starting too now i think, helllos
the sleepover was fun tho
No.12071
>>12069
CHESTOOOO!
inb4 I got the wrong person
No.12072
No.12073
>>12068
Stay away from my niece
No.12076
No.12077
>>12069
Good morning, Kai!
No.12078
>>12070
>>12072
>>12074
>>12076
>>12077
hiiiiii….uuuuuu i think i'm still full from last night
>>12071
and yes you got the right girl with that
No.12081
>>12079
That's the worst possible choice you could make.
No.12082
>>12073
>all this family
For fucks sake, what?
No.12085
>>12081
>>12083
Fight!
Fight!
Fight!
No.12086
>>12081
>>12083
l-ladies please, no fighting here
also does anyone know whats happen with krystal? they been gone anwhile and i was starting to get to know them, real life busy?
No.12089
>>12085
I don't actually want to do anything to Weird so that would be a limp fight.
>>12087
What are you trying to say now?
No.12090
>>12087
i'm sorry should i start using tumblr pronouns?
i am not going on that stupid ironic shitposting train, that just invites actual shitposters
No.12091
>>12089
I thought you had a dick
No.12092
>>12091
Just because I have a dick doesn't mean I'm not a girl!
(I had an image just for this but I somehow lost it.)
No.12093
>>12092
Oh ok, I was talking physically and since I don't know you as well I didn't know you identified as a girl That and I'm still tired as fuck from getting 2 hours of sleep
No.12094
>>12093
I am more horsing around rather than being an actual tumblerite.
Not that I don't take the hermaphrodite thing seriously in a spiritual sense.
No.12097
>>12093
>>12094
phew, i was actually getting pretty mad that this might've lead to that direction, don't do that to me again
No.12098
>>12097
There is no need to be upset.
No.12100
Gotta eat something… lesee… candy, candy, cookies, candy, potato chips, chicken, candy, bag o' sugar, candy…
No.12101
>>12100
Thank you, based Den. I'm going to forgive you for drawing something that would never happen in a knife fight since you're so based.
No.12102
>>12100
10/10
And give me some of that candy!
No.12103
>>12100
i think i'm getting hungry again…fantastic drawing tho!
No.12104
>>12100
Well, that was fast.
Thanks Den!!
>>12101
Are you trying to imply something Rebis?
No.12105
>>12101
Indeed, I'm a proponent of the Folsom knife, however for such a silly drawing, an "epic sword clash" stands out.
No.12106
>>12100
Chicken. Based Den eating chicken
No.12107
>>12104
I'm implying knives aren't swords, but I am also implying whatever you think I am, sure.
No.12108
>>12107
Seems I'm getting over-aggressive……
Apologies, 10 hours of sleep over 5 days tend to make a person nuts.
I need a cigarette
No.12109
How come you people aren't getting any sleep? Or very little sleep?
No.12110
>>12100
I can whip up a really satisfying melted provolone mushroom chicken sandwich for ya.
Do you like cheese?
No.12111
No.12112
File: 1434652326121.png (37.4 KB, 1896x930, 316:155, Off to the outside world I….png)
Well I know I've been quiet, but I was still here so this may seem awkward as usual, for me
I have to go outside and do shit so I should be back in a couple of hours. D-don't have too much fun without me, i-if that's okay.
No.12113
>>12109
Being cute/lewd takes priority.
No.12114
>>12110
That sounds delicious.
No.12115
>>12100
At least chicken isn't devoid of all nutritional value. I do like the apt reminder that you're the best, Den.
>>12108
I would advise you to go to bed before drastic measures become a reasonable method of discipline.
Speaking of sleep, it is that time. Good night, everyone. I hope you have a great day!
No.12116
Oh, also.
Good morning!
>>12114
It really is good.~ It goes down well with a good dark beer too.
No.12117
>>12115
nighty lux!
>>12116
yup i'm definately eating now, all this food talk =w=
No.12118
>>12115
Good night!
>>12116
Good morning!
No.12119
>>12115
Goodness, no, the best one you! Also I hope you're doing okay. Good night Lux.
>>12116
Splendid! Nanashi is a lovely cook.
No.12120
>>12115
Goodnight lux, and It's only 7pm here so I'll stick it out until around 10.
It's just I've been going to sleep at around 6 or 7 am lately so my sleep pattern is more or less fucked.
No.12121
No.12123
>>12109
I'm not sleeping cause I rarely sleep. I only sleep when I need to urgently
Never really needed to though, same with eating. Though I need caffine..
No.12125
Good morning everyone! Even though it's practically noon
No.12126
>>12125
Morning(?) Nurai!
>>12124
So fabu
No.12127
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No.12130
>>12125
hiiiiii nurai, you slept well i take it?
i heard we completely emptied the fridge last night, eh heh heh…eating lunch right now
No.12131
>>12130
She blamed me for it..
No.12134
>>12126
>>12127
>>12129
>>12130
>>12131
Yea I slept good! Emptied out the whole fridge?! Groc eris are expensive guys….
No.12135
>>12134
I'll buy you more, don't worry.
No.12136
>>12134
that just means we need more stocked up'd!
>>12135
awwww your so nice kiro~
No.12137
>>12134
Don't look at me, I wasn't even there.
No.12138
>>12134
I just had an egg sandwich……
No.12139
I fell asleep and hit my keyboard, causing me to end the process "System" in my task manager and game myself a bluescreen again.. God fucking dammit
No.12140
goodnight sorry couldn't stick around had to write some bullshit for drug adicts. goodnight
No.12141
>>12139
That's so endearingly, lovingly klutzy.
No.12142
>>12139
Sounds like it's time for you to take a nap.
>>12140
Good night.
No.12143
>>12140
That's… nice? Goodnight weird
>>12141
No it's not, It fucking hurt!
>>12142
I don't need sleep, I'm fine.
No.12144
>>12143
I think your body is saying something else.
No.12145
>>12144
Don't worry about that, my body lies often.
I'm surprised not as many people are posting on the board..
No.12146
>>12145
It's probably a slow hour.
That said, I'm certain the body is more sincere.
No.12147
>>12145
>>12146
yeah, i mean i'm here but i'm not sure what to talk about, i did post a question earlier tho
No.12148
I tried to practice drawing, but I couldn't focus on anything. I have to go for about 15 minutes to make my roommate dinner, so I'll be back.
No.12149
>>12145
I'm just playing the Witcher……..
I need to take the trash out, tidy up a bit, and go to the shop before it closes though.
I've been procrastinating today so I might as well do it now………
No.12151
>>12150
it was relating to krystal, they haven't been active in anwhile, dispite being done with work for anwhile, i'mma assume real life stuff came up
No.12152
>>12151
I think that'd be the safest bet.
No.12153
So do I return from a semi-eventful journey to the outside world
A little kid was walking outside, saw me, and then went back inside to look out the window until I walked away, so I feel like the outcast I was born to be~! It actually made me laugh a bit
Also, it was cold enough to wear my scarf so I felt extra comfy. I treated myself to some water ice because of it.
No.12154
>>12153
heehee, thats funny scarfy
No.12155
I have to pay off my mothers traffic ticket and get her license reinstated or I fear she's going to get herself thrown in jail.
No.12156
>>12153
>Implying that little kids are the butt holes of civilizations
Don't sweat it, he was probably just being a kid and hiding, I used to do that when someone would walk past my house while playing outside
Oh yeah, I guess I'm back.
No.12157
>>12153
The little kid felt your killing intent.
No.12158
>>12153
Don't feel bad, maybe they like you and they're just shy~
And hello again!!
No.12159
>>12153
Watch out, I hear that's actually a super bad omen!
No.12160
Last time i wore a scarf i ended up getting it cought on a tree and falling in the snow……
It was my royal navy scarf aswell…..
No.12161
speaking of stuff, should we do a game, like boardgame online or something? i dunno, just chillin atm, might do an assfaggots or go back to smash
speakin of, a friend had a funny comment based off our match "I think I lost brain cells when Luigi's forward til had more range than Roy's"
No.12162
>>12155
Damn, I've never gone to jail for a ticket, though I did only get one.. What was the ticket for?
>>12160
I tried wearing a scarf a couple weeks ago, but it ended up trying to strangle me..
No.12163
>>12156
>>12158
That's why I laughed a bit. I know exactly how he feels. Hell, when I was his age, I hid under the nearest table if someone who didn't live on the same street as me and wasn't in my immediate family or my grandparents approached me. Life was scary, but interesting to say the least.
>>12160
>>12162
I've never had a problem with scarves. Does this make me the chosen one?
No.12164
>>12162
A small crack in her windshield. But she couldn't pay the ticket because it also required the windshield to be fixed, her license is suspended now though.
>>12161
An assfaggots?
No.12165
>>12161
I kinda wanna play dice wars again, I love games like that
That and mahjong..
No.12166
>>12162
Scarfs are dangerous— and cute
No.12168
>>12164
>Crack in the windshield
>Ticket
You fucking serious? How does one get a ticket for a cracked windshield? My first car had one cracked all to hell but I never got a ticket although I know almost everyone at my town's police department
>>12166
Agreed
>>12163
You are the chosen knight! Go and cure scarf mishaps!
I had a granola bar but ate it, should of flipped it off first
No.12169
>>12168
You can get a ticket for it, but the only cop that's gonna give it too you is scum with nothing better to do.
No.12170
>>12165
Anyone else want to play?
No.12171
>>12170
i'm not doing anything esle at the moment, so sure i suppose
No.12172
No.12173
>>12170
And Yemi-senpai too~
No.12174
>>12170
I came as soon as I heard Dice Wars!
No.12177
>>12175
>>12174
That one was all on you, Yemi. I can't even defend you.
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No.12183
You would think sending a text message saying "I'm driving" while about to drive would stop the parade of messages, but I guess I keep underestimating my sister and mother. In the pouring rain, no less.
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No.12185
>>12183
>That reaction pic.
No.12186
and thus the religion of senpai ruled the world like peanut butter and jelly
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No.12188
>>12187
>https://epicmafia.com/game/4150749
why do these links sometimes don't cooperate?
No.12189
>>12188
Because you haven't left the last game completely.
No.12194
I seem to always forget to post here, to much vidya to play I guess!
How is everyone?
No.12195
No.12197
>>12194
Decent, how about you?
No.12198
>>12195
Sabagebu
The tacticoolest anime about girls playing pretend using airsoft guns.
No.12199
>>12189
i'd say i felt stupid, but then this happened
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No.12206
Hi.
Sorry I caused a scene last night.
No.12207
>>12206
its fine, we all have our days~
No.12208
>>12206
I'll forgive you with am ample amount of lewd sacrificing.
No.12209
>>12206
You didn't cause a scene last night, its fine. if you need to talk about something, you talk about it..
No.12210
>>12207
>>12209
Thanks <3
>>12208
Do I need to sacrifice the lewd or be sacrificed lewdly?
No.12211
>>12210
The second of course.
No.12212
No.12213
>>12211
Well, I need a volunteer!
No.12215
>>12213
Amity x Aleister when? Also you can't until Kari gets back in a week.
No.12216
>>12213
Hmm, decisions, decisions.
No.12217
>>12213
j-just remember to take it to a thread
No.12219
>>12215
When Rosa won't stab me!
Kari is like vodka to me. Great when I'm with her but not something that I can have a lasting relationship with.
She tastes a helluva lot better though.
No.12220
>>12215
Or can they? N-no, no they can't.
No.12221
>>12195
No idea
>>12197
Good!Yourself?
No.12222
>>12215
I dunno about that, I'm pretty old fashion.
>>12219
Poor Amity. ;-;
>>12220
kek
>>12221
Alright.
No.12224
>>12222
Checked.
>>12223
Hiya, Colours~
No.12225
No.12226
>>12223
oh shit, hello colours!
where have you been the past few days?
No.12227
>>12224
Hi, hi!
>>12225
Thanks~!
No.12228
>>12220
You're damn right, I don't need you drawing lewds right now either..
No.12229
>>12226
Hi hi!
I've been getting caught up on stuff irl and just overall busy.
And now for some reason my Steam isn't opening up ;_;
No.12230
>>12228
No lewd, only love.
And hugs.
No.12231
>>12220
Den never draws lewd, especially not of a certain redhead.
No.12232
No.12233
How is everyone? Get up to much today?
>>12230
Yay for hugifications! -hugs Den-
No.12234
>>12230
Yay! *I hug you tightly*
No.12235
>>12230
You can draw some of that outside the restaurant love and hugs.
>>12231
Den has a crush on someone!?
No.12236
>>12229
d'awwww, thats fine i understand, i hope you get that stuff resolved soon so ya can spend more time with us!…and maybe me
No.12237
>>12236
Awee, thanks Kai! You're sweet~
No.12239
>>12238
This interests me greatly.
No.12240
>>12237
n-no problem really, hopefully i can make to up to you for you missing that sleep over we had last night, me and nurai kinda raided the fridge…
No.12241
>>12240
-gasp- That sounds like fun!
No.12242
>>12241
we all had a blast, i'll try to do something fun with ya to make up for it when your stuff gets sorted out, call me then!
No.12243
>>12242
That sounds like a good plan
No.12244
Staying awake is bugger all, and I have nothing to do while I wait for Scarfu to get back. Any suggestions? (Except for drawing cause I got pissed and gave up on that for the day)
No.12245
>>12244
Can you draw me a dog walking a human through a field of daisies?
No.12246
No.12247
>>12246
Wait no fuck that, I cant draw in the first place
No.12248
>>12247
>>12246
What if I draw you something first?
No.12249
>>12248
Man, I am half awake and am only half good at drawing faces, go ahead if you want.
No.12250
File: 1434670157008.png (Spoiler Image, 106.22 KB, 800x800, 1:1, drax draws lood.png)
No.12251
>>12243
awesome!~ i'll message ya once a day to test if ya stream connection works.
No.12252
>>12251
I managed to get Steam up and working again
No.12253
No.12257
>>12252
fantastic!
>>12250
hah, i remember that picture
>>12256
aw shit, hey rosa
No.12258
Alei, I drew this for you!
No.12259
>>12256
Morning/afternoon Rosa.
No.12261
>>12256
Hello, Mistress.
I was never going to touch him, I swear! Don't hurt me!
No.12264
>>12263
The sun smiling represents friendship and the dogs "woof" translates into "At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time", which you will note is a quote from famous philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
No.12265
I think it's time for me to go to sleep…..lurking really takes it out of ya.
Also, I promised my sis to go to bed early tonight.
Goodnight everybody.
No.12266
File: 1434671071388.png (Spoiler Image, 661.53 KB, 1600x1121, 1600:1121, Drax Exhibattleist.png)
>>12255
TRUTH! You even… l-lewded me in video games!
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>>12261
Oh, is that so? Because I assure you I'd never stab you sweetheart <3 I'd clench my fist as hard as possible and slam it into the back of your skull, causing the shards to cave into your brain and see just how long you can last <3
>>12263
>>12262
>>12260
>>12259
Hello Darlings <3
No.12270
>>12266
You asked for it though!
…I MEAN I ADMIT NOTHING
No.12271
No.12272
>>12264
That's is more deep than I thought it'd be.
>>12266
Holy lewd.
No.12273
>>12269
…
>>12272
It's a smart dog, see the theme of the painting is the man on the leash being his unique self despite his constraints.
The dog itself actually represents licking your own nutsack and sniffing butts.
No.12274
>>12269
Don't be so hard on her. I'm sure she wouldn't even.
>>12273
I-i see….
No.12275
>>12274
I'm an artist at heart.
No.12276
>>12266
This seems almost exactly like my own Skyrim.
No.12277
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No.12278
>>12266
>>12270
Kek mode activate
>>12273
Y-you want a hug? *I hold my arms out*
No.12279
>>12278
Don't let her crush my skull please.
*Hugs tightly*
No.12280
>>12279
*I hold you close to me* She's just teasing, you'll be fine..
No.12281
>>12273
If you know where to keep your hands, you and I could be great friends~ You wouldn't try to grab your friend's steak when they're eating it, right?-
>>12277
Hooooohhhhhhh~~~<3
No.12283
>>12280
*I continue holding on to Kiro whilst turning my head to look at Rosa*
>>12281
No, I wouldn't mistress!
It was just a joke, I didn't mean anything by it, I'm sorry!
No.12284
>>12283
Silly girl, don't worry~ Cower in fear
No.12285
>>12284
Leave her alone, Rosa. Technically I was the one who said it, not her, so if any you should be pissed at me.
No.12286
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE PLEASE THANKS
No.12287
>>12285
Do you think your frog girlfriend could possibly save you now?
No.12289
>>12287
Go choke on you trap boyfriend's dick…
No.12291
I think everything has gotten blown a little out of proportion.
No.12292
>>12287
>>12289
Haha, funny jokes….
I got one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
No.12293
>>12291
"blown", you say?
"out of proportion" you say?
No.12294
>>12289
>>12287
N-no more fighting!
No.12296
>>12293
Don't make me beat you back with a stick.
No.12297
>>12296
Those better be regular beatings!
No.12298
>>12294
>>12295
Perhaps another time, little lamb.
No.12299
>>12298
>>12295
Now kiss and make up!
And I want one too, from both of you!
No.12300
Beatdowns eh? I better be invited…
No.12301
>>12299
Now you're just giving into the temptation~
No.12302
>>12299
I-I'm not kissing anyone!
>>12300
What am I looking at here?
No.12303
>>12297
You're getting pretty demanding for a dog who wants a bone.
No.12306
>>12302
(Hatto and Drax about to brawl over their man Den. Funny enough, Hatto is my character on /rin/. . . seems like things have a way of coming back.)
No.12307
>>12301
Shut up!
>>12302
DO IT.
No.12308
>>12306
Seems we always end up trying to beat the shit out of eachother.
Tough love
No.12309
>>12303
Oh my, that's quite a way to phrase something
No.12310
No.12311
>>12306
(It just looks like you two are getting ready to shoot a weird porno)
>>12305
It looks like I give exactly 1 shit
No.12312
We still have that fight thread
>>5886
No.12313
>>12305
I see a bunch of hover handing from both sides. Then again, I don't know much about hugs.
No.12314
>>12307
I-I'm not kissing anyone!
No.12315
>>12309
Oh? I'm certain I was just trying to tell a dog they needed to learn some obedience.
How about we try out some simple commands first?
No.12317
>>12314
forgot to add *Bites thumb*
No.12318
>>12314
I can wait here all day, Kiro!
Her first, then me. You don't need to enjoy it, you just need to do it!
It's the only whay to make sure it never happens again because a kiss solves all~
No.12319
>>12318
*I bite my thumb harder* Bug me all you want, I'm not kissing anyone!
No.12320
>>12314
What's wrong, did swampy never smoochu youuu~?
No.12321
>>12316
That's much more like it, animals shouldn't be making demands.
Now how about you get on all fours like a proper dog.
No.12322
>>12314
You might want to reconsider that!
>>12320
You quiet down, because you're kissing her back after and you're gonna mean it!
No.12323
>>12320
F-For your information, I kissed her t-twice!
No.12326
>>12313
It just happens to be a more expressive posturing, arms shot straight out in that cartoonish style. Think of it as the moment of impact before the embracing.
No.12327
>>12322
I'm going to use tongue, bitch~
>>12323
Awwww, on the lips or grandma kisses~?
No.12328
>>12325
Hai? Is that what dogs are suppose to say?
I know you can do better than that, show me how sincere you can be.
No.12329
>>12326
I can see it that way. Like I said, I'm not a great person to go upon for hugs.
Anyone up for 100% Orange Juice?
No.12331
>>12329
this is such an adorable thread, and i might be, i'll make another post talking about it or pm you girl's steam accounts
No.12333
>>12327
*I bite down and make my thumb start to bleed a bit* Li-lips, and you don't need to use any tounge..
That filename
No.12334
I've got clipozines fo' days ladies!
Mistress might want to watch what her boy is doing whilst these events transpire, anyway!
No.12335
H..hi everyone I've made a thing!
A thread.. for advice.. kind words.. and things… at >>12324
I ended up listening to the cheers theme. And heard this line at about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo&t=1m15s
No.12336
>>12329
I'm down for it, lemme check if kerry, annon or kawiia want to play
No.12338
>>12334
My foot is on the gas pedal if you know what I mean.
>>12333
Cuuuuute~ Do you think you're ready for a make-up grown-up kiss~?
No.12339
>>12332
There you go! See it's not that hard, Krystal!
Now how about you come over here and sit so we can begin like proper.
No.12340
>>12339
W-where is "over here"?
No.12341
>>12338
U-Uhm no, I can't say I know…
No.12342
>>12338
N-no! You kiss me, a-and I'll bite!
No.12343
I'm listening to some of my old music, and I realized I never actually listened to some of it at all.
>hearing things for the first time
No.12344
>>12342
So bite, little lamb <3
>>12341
It means i'm keeping an eye on everything.
No.12345
>>12340
What is this I hear? Is this a dog who can speak human tongue?
Such a sad creature, it doesn't even know how to come to it's master's side.
I think I may need to break out the whip and leave the words out.
No.12346
>>12344
W-what the hell is wrong with you?
No.12347
>>12342
Oh, right!
NOW FUCKING KISS YOU STUPID BITCHES BEFORE I UNLOAD 30 ROUNDS OF SHITTING MURDER ON BOTH OF YOU!
No.12348
>>12347
>quoting the wrong person
>>12344
No.12351
>>12349
I'm not even upset I just like shooting guns and shouting!
No.12352
>>12349
It did take a strange turn didn't it.
>>12350
Good girl!
*He bends down to ruffle your hair and pat you*
That's what I was looking for, now show me how you beg for a treat and I'll consider what we talked about earlier.
No.12353
>>12343
I have the opposite problem. I've already listened to everything a hundred times.
I couldn't find a picture that conveys my feelings about this so pic unrelated.
No.12354
>>12346
Are you gonna bark, little doggie, or are you going to bite me sometime soon?
No.12355
>>12354
*I bite my other thumb and put pressure on the other's wound* I ain't doing shit…
No.12357
>>12354
>>12355
JUST
DO
IT
MAKE YOUR DREAMS
COME TRUE
No.12358
>>12356
oh man thats an adorable doggy
No.12359
Why is everyone pretending to be animals?
Oh well..!
No.12360
>>12357
Its not a dream, but thanks for that kek
No.12361
>>12356
Hnnng, Colours pls.
No.12362
>>12356
Very, very cute.
How about we put this collar on you and attach a leash?
>>12358
>>12361
Would you two like to walk my dog?
>>12359
Hello.
No.12363
>>12362
I'm definitely not a furry but I'd do more than walk your dog, Alei.
No.12364
>>12363
Oh? This certainly isn't a furry thing if that's what you think. It's just training a bitch in heat to act the part.
No.12365
>>12362
>>12363
Um, I feel like I should definitely mention I'm not a furry
No.12366
>>12364
I know that, I was just gonna post "I'd do more than walk your dog" but taken out of context that makes it sound like I fuck animals.
I swear I don't fuck animals.
No.12367
>>12365
Neither am I, this isn't a furry thing.
No.12368
>>12366
i see amity's spaghetti spilling everywhere, she needs to clean that up~
No.12369
>>12366
Dubs confirm I am not a dog shagger.
>>12368
I'll get the dog to lick it off of me like a good girl.
No.12371
This is great, Krystal knows what's up.
No.12372
>>12370
The funny thing is your wasting your time doing this
No.12373
>>12370
You're so adorabaly submissive, Colours.
No.12374
>>12372
I bet you're just upset that Kari isn't here to collar you up and make you her little pet as well, isn't that right Kiro?
No.12375
Oh boy, time for me to go to bed before this gets any lewder.
No.12377
No.12378
>>12374
I'm happy she isn't here to do that, that shit is just disturbing..
>>12375
Yes, please leave, this is not a safe haven anymore
No.12379
>>12375
You'll be fine, it can't get any lewder than this without breaking the rules!
No.12380
>>12378
You really think so?
I think it's sort of hot…
Gosh that sexy scar of hers though, right?
No.12381
>>12380
You know it's sexy~
No.12382
No.12384
>>12383
Has Amity not given you any attention?
No.12386
>>12383
I'd love to stick around for you Colours, but it's high time I got to bed.
I'm sure Rosa and Alei will give you the treatment you need. Maybe I'll see to you tomorrow. Maybe.
Goodnight everyone~
No.12387
No.12388
>>12385
Come're let me give you a hug.
>>12386
Good night, Amity.
No.12390
No.12395
>>12394
I added you on Steam, though I can't promise lewding.
No.12399
>>12378
It is always safe with me!
>>12396
Hi!
No.12400
No.12401
>>12399
>>12396
So where there hell have you two been this whole time? It was getting boring around here..
No.12403
>>12401
Watching.
Waiting.
Being a silent protector.
No.12404
>>12401
Sorry, just got home from work. I've got the weekend off though. So I should be around more then.
So, what did I miss? I tend to skip anything I wasn't around for to post faster.
No.12405
>>12403
Well you weren't really there when I was getting harassed by Amity and Rosa, now were you?
>>12404
I protected Amity from Rosa then they turned on me and tried to get me to kiss them.. And Aleister is treating Krystal like a dog, which is mildly annoying..
No.12407
>>12405
Aww, the fun stuff always happens when I'm gone…
Speaking of dogs, I was born on the year of the dog. And they are my favorite animal. You know yours?
No.12408
>>12406
Nice, blank picture..
No.12409
>>12406
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
No.12410
I'll be going to sleep before I try to subjugate anyone else.
Good night everyone.
No.12411
>>12405
Well… a kiss doesn't seem all that threatening.
>>12406
Who turned out the lights!?
No.12413
>>12406
The population of Argentina?
No.12415
>>12407
Mines the dog too! (or atleast I'm pretty sure)
>>12411
Yet they were trying to force me to
>>12414
OH GOD SCARFU LOST HER SCARF
No.12416
>>12414
>>12415
GOD SAVE US ALL
No.12417
No.12419
>>12414
>>12418
*dons her Kotomine outfit*
AWAY, EVIL SPIRIT!!
No.12420
>>12419
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!
No.12421
>>12420
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
No.12422
>>12406
>>12414
>>12418
SCARFU PLEASE I HAVE FOR
I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED READING JOJO YET Don't you say a work Yemi.
No.12423
>>12420
Your closet!
I saw Nurai-chan going through your closet so I figured it'd be okay if I took your priest clothes. You got like a bajillion of them.
No.12424
>>12418
You think I'd forget about earlier, didn't you Kiro?
No.12425
>>12424
Sorry, but Kiro went to sleep, I'd be happy to take any messages you have for her, though.
No.12426
>>12424
Oh thank god! You're only after Kiro.
No.12427
>>12425
Well L, it was nice knowing you…
No.12428
Yemi was right, this is a scary thread.
No.12429
>>12425
Oh~ Then surely you can tell me where she is so I may "wake" her. I have A LOT to tell her~
>>12426
Only for now~
No.12431
>>12429
…
Why are you even mad? What did Kiro even do to you?
Did she pop you cherry?
No.12433
>>12429
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Also how was your day, Scarf-chan?
No.12434
>>12429
Sadly, I must keep all the locations of my colleagues private. But again I'd be more then happy to tell her what you need to say.
>>12431
I don't think Kiro has the courage to do such a thing, as her "cherry hasn't been popped" yet either..
No.12437
>>12431
She simply betrayed my trust in a game of dice wars~
I warned her and she called my bluff, so I personally took the chance to hide my scarf so no one but myself can find it for the time being~ Isn't it lovely?
>>12434
I demand you bring her to me or else.
No.12438
>>12429
Looks like you're missing something, Scarfu.
No.12439
>>12437
Or else what? And I'm pretty sure the reason she did that was for you to have an escape route from someone else.
>>12438
Now please put on your scarf before a person is hurt
No.12440
>>12437
>I personally took the chance to hide my scarf so no one but myself can find it for the time being
>>12438
Let me guess, you hid it under the bed.
No.12441
>>12440
RAAAH MR SQUUUIIIIIDWAAAARD!
No.12442
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>>12439
Which failed~
And I'm going to turn this into a little game of some sort. Everyone must roll a single D10, no re rolls, you take what you have. The lowest roll that I see within the next 5 minutes will be the one I use to persuade Kiro to approach me.
>>12438
I will put that on once Kiro arrives, alright?
No.12443
>tfw I have to go eat with my family
>I'll never know what will happen to Demon Scarfu and Kiro
No.12444
God fucking dammit, what do you want Scarfless?
No.12446
>>12443
>needing to eat
>needing a family
We are the only family you need.
No.12448
>>12444
Ahh Kiro~ Revealing yourself at a smart time! Now I believe YOU decided to go against ME in a dice game, did you not? I never knew you of all people would fail in a game of trust~
No.12449
>>12448
speaking of, i've honored my agreements in those dice wars games scarfy, even won one!
No.12450
>>12448
What I believed what happened was I was trying to save YOU from getting eaten by eating part of you so the rest of you could run and reform. I don't understand why you are so angry about this though..
No.12452
>>12450
Well for one you could've still avoided me, but you said "Hey, Scarfu" and took my territory. You simply could have ended your turn, but you went through with it.
No.12454
>>12452
If I did that you would of died quicker, but you obviously don't care when you are like this.. So what were you going to do other that gouged out my eyes?
No.12457
>>12452
Hmm…
I know not the conditions of this Dice Game. However, you shan't terrorize the Kiro, nor toy with the powers of Darkness. You are not the Dark Lord Yandare, Scarfu!
Gonna put it riiiiight here. It's for your own good that you don it yourself.
I may be a gentle soul, but I have no restraint against those who revel in the Darkness! The sort of assertive "kindness" that Lux employs is nothing compared to just how "snugly" I'd put your scarf back on.
No.12458
>>12454
Because of you I had one territory left, and I was guaranteed safety regardless~
And as punishment, I'm going to request you wear my scarf~ So until you feel the pain of guilt, you will watch others feel the pain of…well, yours truly.
But for now, I enjoy my time like this for a while, if none of you mind, of course~ Not like that matters, or anything!
No.12459
Good morning, everyone! …This is the third day in a row I've woken up to a scarfless Scarfu. Is someone in need of discipline?
No.12461
>>12459
Hi Lux! I hope you're feeling better after whatever was troubling you yesterday.
No.12462
>>12459
Good morning, Lux~ And don't worry about the discipline. It's nothing I can't handle myself.
No.12463
>>12458
How is that punishment? The scarf looks rather comfy? Are you gonna strangle her with it?
'Cause that's real kinky.
No.12464
>>12458
You're too scared to hurt me? I feel loved!
>>12457
Awe, that's nice of you, Den *I slowly slip the scarf in my back pocket*
>>12463
Shut
No.12465
>>12463
The punishment isn't being comfy, it's watching others deal with me, dear Krishna~
>>12464
I can say one thing that will hurt you, if you truly want me to. And I think you know exactly what that "thing" is.
>>12457
I will once my desires have been met, Den~
No.12466
>>12465
*I slowly ease towards you, hands behind my back* Oh? and what would that thing be?
No.12469
>>12468
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.12470
>>12468
… *I pause for a moment, looking sad, before laughing* How can I know you aren't lying? You lie about yourself being cute all the time! *I get closer to you, only about 5 meters away*
No.12471
>>12470
I am quite adorable, am I not?
I am most definitely not one to lie
No.12473
>>12471
Hmp.. *I give a smirk* Now I know that you aren't your self with the scarf. The real Scarfu wouldn't be able to say that without shaking in fear, so.. *I take out the scarf*
No.12474
>>12473
Believe what you want~ Just remember those words from now on. And despite what you believe, remember who's mouth those words came out of.
No.12475
Annon confirmed for 100% Orange Juice prodigy.
No.12476
>>12474
Let me finish! So, I guess I'll have to do this! *I tackle you and sit on you, figiding the scarf on you trying to place it*
No.12481
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>>12476
Enjoy trying to explain this~
-Doesn't struggle at all as my eyes slowly turn back to their normal selves-
No.12482
>12481
U-um…K-Kiro?! -begins shivering heavily and squirms under you to escape-
No.12483
>>12482
U-uh *I get up* Your scarf, I had to, and… God fucking dammit..
No.12486
>>12483
Damnit Kiro! What the hell are you doing?!
RAPE! KIRO-CHAN'S RAPING SCARF-CHAN
No.12487
>>12486
KRISHNA YOU WERE WATCHING THE WHOLE THING YOU KNOW WHAT WENT DOWN!
Scarfu, I was trying to get your scarf back on, y-you were bad shit insane!
No.12488
>>12483
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
No.12489
>>12482
I saw it too. She jumped on you like some sort of animal. You must feel so violated.
No.12490
>>12488
Not you too kotomine! God fucking dammit I hate all of you!
>>12489
You shut up!
No.12491
>>12486
DAMN IT KIRO I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO NO GOOD
No.12493
>mfw this thread
What the fuck kind of shitstorm did I walk into?
No.12494
>>12491
Don't you start too..
>>12493
Turn around and walk out
No.12497
>Scarfu is getting raped
UNACCEPTABLE! She's one of the last pure ones left! She must not be tainted!
No.12498
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>>12493
It's only just beginning.
No.12499
>>12497
*I bite my thumb* Why d-do you people think I would rape her?!
No.12500
>>12487
-squirms until I am in the room's corner- U-um…I-I uh…I-I'll just be over here f-for a while…I-I don't mean to hurt a-anyone.
No.12503
>>12499
Guess what time it is?
No.12504
>>12500
S-Scarfu, You believe me, r-right?
No.12505
>>12499
We all know you've got feelings for her, and that Kari-sama made you lewd. But I never thought that you'd go this far. Even the lewd Krishna is disgusted.
>>12500
It's okay, darling. The mean rapist won't hurt you anymore. *pats Scarfu's head*
No.12506
>>12504
I-I barely remember a thing…a-and you were o-on top of me and…so I-I don't know what t-to believe!
No.12508
>>12505
Oh my god Krishna I will slap you. You were there! I tackled her to put the scarf on! that's it! *I bite down on my thumb so hard it bleeds*
>>12506
W-Why would I ever do something like that to you? You're one of the only things I care about anymore..
No.12509
What a debacle. That "comfy" facade… duplicitous and manipulative… hiding a force of pure evil… one that may rival the Dark Lord…
>>12508
Worry not, Kiro. Even if all the others have been swayed by evil, at least one of us can stand by your side, knowing the truth.
No.12513
>>12506
>Scarfed and unScarfed have different personalities
>They probably also have different memories
>Scarfu doesn't remember
>unScarfu will
>mfw
No.12514
>>12508
Y-you have a point…L-listen, I don't hate you. I-I just worry…a-a lot. I just need some s-space…
No.12515
>>12508
I know! But that was still Scarfu! And I won't forgive anyone who dares hurt her!
>>12513
>unScarfed is the Diavolo to Scarfu's Doppio
No.12516
I'm back. Is everyone safe?
No.12517
No.12518
>>12516
Hi senpai~
Looks like I chose a bad time to wake up huh?
No.12519
>>12509
>>12512
Atleast some people beleive me.. T-thanks
>>12514
Alright.. I-I-I'll leave you alone for now..
>>12515
T-Then why in the bloody fuck did you yell rape?
No.12520
>>12519
Spelling errors, at this point I don't care
No.12521
>>12504
Awwww Kiro. I trust ya and belive it was an acci-
>>12510
Kotomine-senpai!
No.12522
>>12519
Oh that? I just always wanted to do that!
It was fun! I'm gonna do it more often, especially when Kiro-chan does things to Scarfu-chan!
No.12523
>>12516
Nothing to see here.
Not rape, or the devil personified.
Kiro will be raped in due time by unScarfu.
No.12525
>>12515
>>12519
Kris confirmed Feminist, also, possibly robot.
No.12526
>>12521
Th-thanks..
>>12522
You ever do it again and I'll break your nose
I… I'm gonna go lay down. I-I'm sorry for any harm I did..
>>12523
>>12525
Kek'd too hard and hiccuped
No.12527
>>12519
We can still talk and stuff…I-I mean, w-we're still friends…r-right?
No.12528
No.12529
So is anyone up for some Dice Wars?
No.12530
No.12531
>>12529
I'd be game for more of that!
No.12532
>>12525
Feminist, no.
Robot, DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>12526
:^)
>>12529
Sure, I'm game.
No.12534
No.12535
>>12528
G-good…As long as I can trust you didn't do anything.
No.12539
>>12534
>that starting position
No.12540
>>12538
-gives den one of my comfy blankets- Here, use this~
No.12541
No.12542
>>12538
Maybe if you draw a cute picture?
No.12543
No.12544
>>12538
The best solution I find is to watch something incredibly long and sometimes boring. Some people use documentaries, other use late night television, I use speedruns.
No.12545
>>12538
*brings Den a glass of milk*
You should be out in no time!
No.12546
>>12543
I think it's broken
No.12547
>>12546
Did you leave the last game?
Go to the EM lobby and click on helix.
No.12548
>>12546
epicmafia.com/lobby
did you leave the dice wars game?
No.12549
>>12546
try pressing the quit button in the game you were in before
No.12552
Hi everyone, I'm back after my little freak out. I went and tried to calm down
No.12553
>>12551
You make me smile every time you post a picture~
No.12554
>>12551
Sleeping on a couch might be your problem..
No.12555
>>12551
sooo cuutteeeee, me next!~
No.12556
>>12551
Just think of one of my hugs, you should sleep like a baby~
>>12552
H-hey, Kiro. Feeling a bit better?
No.12557
I have returned after the long exile~
>>12551
Go to bed Denny.
No.12558
>>12557
Kept us waiting huh?
No.12560
>>12556
I-I guess, though I am sorry about me tackling you and stuff..
No.12561
>>12551
You are the cutest!
>>12557
Hiya, Park-chan!
No.12562
>>12558
I needed a grand entrance.
No.12563
>>12560
I-it's fine. What I don't remember won't kill me, I suppose…
No.12564
>>12562
It's good to have you here, Park~
No.12566
>>12564
I just needed to find my way back like a lost puppy.
No.12568
>>12566
I dont suppose we met. I'm Kiro.
No.12569
>>12566
cutest puppy park~ *petpet*
No.12570
How did it get so late >.>
Urgh, wine and movies!
Good night, all~
No.12571
>>12557
Hiya! I'm Krishna!
>>12558
How's it goin' Nuclear-chan?
>>12560
Hi, Kiro-chan. Sorry about earlier.
>>12563
S-Scarf-chan… A-Are you feeling better?
No.12572
No.12575
>>12571
I-I am feeling better…sorta. I feel awful for whatever happened earlier though. I-I'll try to keep it from happening again, but I can't promise anything. I can't predict the future, after all ;_;
No.12576
No.12578
>>12568
>>12571
Hello~
>>12570
And good night~
No.12579
>>12571
It's fine, just don't do it agian..
>>12575
Just keep your scarf on and I think you'll be fine..
>>12578
If I'm not mistaken, you are from /rin/ yes?
No.12580
>>12579
That is correct. Not a problem is it?
No.12581
>>12579
I'll try my best to do so…!
No.12582
>>12580
Not at all, though we did we some problems in the past with someone named Kari, and you were brought up. While you are most likely not them, I'd like to study you, just in case you at the least know something
No.12584
>>12574
And Kaz is Fiddle-chan.
>>12575
I-It's okay… Just NEVER take your scarf off, please?
>>12578
Has anyone ever told you that you're a real cutie?
>>12579
I make no promises.
No.12585
>everyone just had their mind blown when someone brought up that yemi looks like maya from AA
No.12586
>>12582
Excuse my grammar for I've lacked sleep for some days, *We did receive some problems
No.12587
>>12554
That's a gud idea… this is actually a fold out bed… I forget how beds work… How ya sleep on these things…
Dang, i don't have a pillow…
>>12555
>>12556
>>12557
>>12561
No.12590
>>12582
I can promise you Park is incredibly innocent. She's too kind hearted to do such a thing.
>>12584
I-I'll try…surely it wasn't THAT bad it was totally that bad
>>12587
It's adorable
No.12591
>>12582
I don't know anything about that. Just don't touch me.
>>12584
But I can't be cute. I'm a grade A delinquent.
>>12587
To bed I said!
No.12593
>>12587
i love you den~ you should get to bed tho~
No.12594
>>12587
Maybe instead of counting sheep, you can count anonnettes.
No.12595
>>12590
>>12591
Don't worry, I trust you. Just need to put you under surveillance just like everyone else
No.12596
>>12595
What? Do you think I'm evil?
No.12598
>>12596
No, but I possibly suspect you.
No.12599
>>12587
Maybe you can't sleep because you're feeling… stressed~
>>12590
Heh, heh… y-yeah…
>>12591
Delinquents can be cute, too!
No.12601
>>12598
You're not gonna make a lot of friends that way.
>>12599
But it'd ruin my image! I need to be tough!
No.12602
>>12599
Don't you dare taint Den with your smut…
No.12603
>>12599
I-I'm sorry about that…
No.12604
>>12603
You were fine, no need to say sorry
No.12605
>>12596
Yeah, what Kiro said.
That's Kari's job.
No.12607
>>12605
Maybe I should go back to exile if that's how it is.
No.12608
Looks like I missed a lot…
No.12609
>>12605
Are you sure that was directed at the right post?
No.12610
>>12601
You can be tough and cute at the same time!
>>12602
I'm merely suggesting. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
>>12603
No no! Don't cry! It was all Kiro's fault! She made you take off your scarf over something about dice!
No.12611
>>12599
Yes, maybe stress…
No.12612
>>12605
>replying to the wrong post
fug me
>>12606
Has Den chosen Kari, then?
:^)
No.12613
>>12607
nuuuuuuuuuuu, stay right here
>>12608
glad to see ya awake a whole day later
No.12615
>>12610
Don't blame Kiro. It's my fault for letting that get the best of me and becoming all…well, scary!
No.12616
>>12608
Mornin' sis~
I kept my promise and went to sleep early!!
Did you sleep ok?
No.12617
>>12615
It is my fault, if I didn't do that stupid move in Dice wars none of this would happened..
No.12618
>>12607
>back to exile
No no, I misspoke.
No.12619
>>12610
But I don't wanna~
I've boosted too many vending machines to be cute~
>>12612
>>12613
Glad that's cleared up.
No.12622
>>12616
Glad to hear that. Yeah I slept alright, although maybe I got a little too much sleep.
No.12624
>>12622
I know that feeling, But I'm glad I managed to reset my body clock eventually…….
No.12626
>>12611
noice
>>12615
No! Don't blame yourself! Ah! I'm so bad at this!
>>12617
And you stop blaming yourself, too! I-I was just joking a while ago! I swear!
>>12619
Well, that's not gonna stop me from thinking it!~
No.12631
>>12621
Kotomine.
Can we play patty-cake?
No.12632
>>12626
>>12617
P-please just relax…I-I don't intend on taking off my scarf, and the only one I know who'd do that is Kari, and even she knows better than to keep it that far away. Hopefully, all will go well for the time being.
No.12638
>>12634
Truly, the OTP this board deserves.
No.12641
>>12638
>tfw I realize the guy in the front isn't Kerry
Fuck it, have more maids.
No.12642
I'm tired as shit and really need to get some sleep so I'm gonna go do that. Goodnight everyone~
No.12643
No.12644
No.12645
>>12641
>the holy grail war is now a compition of who can be the best maid
No.12646
>>12642
Get some sleep, alright. It's not good to stay up for so long.
No.12647
No.12648
I'm off to bed. I'll be looking forward to this weekend!
I'll leave you with this image I got from /v/. Nighties~
No.12651
>>12648
>tfw I thought it was bread
>tfw I realized I was only half right
No.12652
>>12642
>>12648
Nigh nigh~
Now what to do?
No.12653
>>12652
play epicmafia with us :^)
No.12654
No.12655
No.12659
>>12656
>>12657
It should not be tolerated!
No.12660
>>12654
Den, are you still having trouble sleeping?
No.12661
>>12660
Den's gone to bed for real this time.
No.12662
Alright, I'm actually gonna sleep for more than 2 hours (Some of you should to, some more than others), so I'll see you all later.
Also Threadly reminder
No.12663
No.12664
No.12665
Good morning!
Who here is ready for Heavensward?
No.12666
No.12667
>>12665
goood morning. Sadly I'm not. I only played the trial for FF14
No.12668
>>12665
Play the FF14 trial with me on PS4 and get me hooked on the game. Also EpicMafia?
No.12669
>>12666
Hallo there
>>12667
Hey Park-chan i should probably say sorry for accusing you for being Kari a while back.. so, sorry about that.
>>12668
I really dont know about playing a MMO on a console.. isnt here a free trial for pc aswell?
Il join in on EpicMafia, still have 1 hour until the servers open
No.12670
>>12668
Is that where everyone went to?
No.12671
>>12669
>implying I can run FF14 on my computer
>>12670
Kai,Styles,Ellie,Yemi and I we're on it playing minigames but everyone is kill and its just styles and I watching stuff on watch2gether http://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/auyroswzgpkxyeea
No.12672
>>12669
It's alright I suppose.
No.12675
>>12674
>rebis
>forgot how to masterbate
No.12676
>>12675
I only masturbate once a month, it's a long time.
No.12677
>>12665
zzz… I am not. I've only just started the game over a week ago and am not close to completing the main story which I apparently need to do in order to access heavensward… I think, I dunno.
…zzz…
No.12678
No.12680
>>12679
Hiya, Kate~
>>12677
Need someone to knock you out? I got a bat in the cupboard, I promise I'll be gentle.
No.12681
>>12680
Good idea, we'll solve Den's sleeping problems by knocking him unconscious!
No.12682
>>12678
>>12679
Morning gals
>>12680
>>12681
when all else fails use use brute force
No.12683
No.12684
>>12680
>>12681
>>12682
N-no no, that's quite alright. I'll just enjoy your lovely company. Your combined dreamy presences can substitute the dreams of a good night's sleep.
No.12685
>>12684
We're dreamy?
Ohhh~
No.12686
>>12684
What a smooth talker~
No.12687
A f t e r n o o n wonderfuls~
How is everyone doing?
I hate being in London, I'm always busy~
No.12688
This place sure jumped to life all of the sudden.
How is everyone?
No.12690
>>12687
Good afternoon!
Doing alright here, reluctantly going to go outside in a bit.
No.12691
>>12687
>>12689
I MISSED YOU MORE!
No.12693
>>12688
Good! Went swimming and realized that I really ought to stop smoking! But generally been quite relaxed. How about yourself?
>>12689
Misseeed you tooo! I have a couple of bits and bobs to do, but I'll hopefully be around more today!
>>12690
You poor thing, I hate the o u t s i d e. Where you gotta go?
>>12691
The invincible Nyano! I missed you too! Like I said to Amity, I should hopefully have more free time today.
No.12694
Hi, everyone! I hope you're all doing fantastic.
No.12696
>>12693
Oh, just visiting my dear old mum.
And with that note i'm leaving. See everyone later!
No.12697
>>12694
Hey Lumen per meter squared! How're you doing this fine day?
**Drinking already I see~"
>>12696
Have fun! Do be nice to her! Mumsies need love too~
No.12699
>>12693
I know how busy it is in london, when i used to work there nothing would ever stop for anything.
No.12700
>>12697
>Hey Lumen per meter squared!
That was the nerdiest joke I've ever heard and it was fucking adorable.
No.12701
>>12696
Goodbye, Kate!
>>12697
I am great! Has London been keeping you more busy than you'd like? It does make me appreciate your company even more.
>>12699
>>12700
And how have you been? I haven't really gotten to know you as much as I'd like!
No.12702
>>12701
I'm alright I suppose, though I am bored and trying to figure out how to replay ME1 with a completed save file to fix that.
No.12703
>>12693
I'm alright, just spent the past few hours reading.
No.12704
>>12701
Im good thanks, theres nothing to really know about me though… i just sit around the house playing warthunder, moaning about the heat and waiting for the royal navy to email me about my application.
What about you ?
No.12705
>>12704
>war thunder
I haven't played in over a week.
No.12706
>>12705
"60 hours in the past two weeks "
No.12707
>>12699
Yeah, London is a ridiculously busy place and I rarely feel like I have any free time when I'm down here. Lived her for 15 years, and I was more than happy to move to a less busy place~. I remember working in a pharmacy and having to wake up at 6, and getting home at 9 ;_;
>>12700
I've got plenty more rubbish jokes where that came from~
>>12701
The second I get out of London, the better. Went to a sauna today to try and relax~ London has perks, as well as downsides, much like any place~
>>12703
Ooh, what are you reading? I've nearly finished my book, so you've just reminded me that I need to go to a charity to shop to pick up a new one, thanks!
No.12708
>>12702
It's a shame I've never played the series. It sounds like you'd be a wonderful person to have a conversation with about that kind of thing.
>>12704
You seem to be selling yourself short! We can complain about the heat together, if you'd like. The past few days have been quite stellar though; Frequent rain and a constant cloudy sky - The perfect weather for enjoying a cup of tea.
No.12709
>>12706
Yep, I've played it that much.
No.12711
>>12707
Since I've been playing Armored Warfare, I decided to hunt down a PDF of R. P. Hunnicutt's "Abrams".
No.12712
>>12707
When i worked in london, i was up at 4 in order to get there on time… i got home about 7:30
>>12708
I sat out in the sun yesterday and the sun kept my tea warm for like an hours while i went to sleep.
>>12709
The new BR of the Meteors makes them actually fun to play, after all who dosent live seal clubbing
No.12714
>>12711
Oh my! I'm very fond of tanks. I would consider myself quite lucky if I got a chance to design some after my degree. Tell me if what you're reading is any good! I really ought to study more about warfare again~
>>12712
You poor thing, but that's why you're i n v i n c i b l e!!
No.12715
>>12712
I mainly fly Americans, I would like to give the Banshee a spin with its new BR.
Tanks are pretty much inblanced like crazy past tier 3 now, so I kind of stopped playing.
>>12714
If you are interested in tanks I highly recommend all of R. P. Hunnicutt's works.
No.12716
>>12714
If you like tanks check out deez guns!
*flexes*
No.12717
>>12715
Pershing-chan will never be op ;-;
>>12714
Im hardly unstopable, but saying that means you are even more C U T E!
>>12716
How about you check out THESE guns!
No.12718
>>12717
The best part of Kisekai is the guns and cute skirts.
No.12719
>>12716
Yeah those are pretty nice, but check these out! *flexes*
No.12720
Good Mornoon everyone! How is everyone doing?
I had the WORST cold shower last night. I hate British plumbing…
No.12721
Hi everyone! I won't be long, got a lot of stuff in the house and around the ground that needs tending to before celebrations can begin.
I just wanted to say this:
HAPPY MIDSUMMER TO ALL OF YOU!
I hope that you're having a great time doing silly dances and getting drunk with your friends and relatives
If you don't celebrate midsummer, then I hear that Ramadan also begun like yesterday, so happy Ramadan!
If you don't celebrate anything, then I just wish that you have a very, very *very* happy and relaxing weekend.
I love you guys and I'm so happy that I found my way here!
Skål på er!
No.12722
>>12720
Hi, Kyoka! I'm sorry to hear that. Next time, I'll make sure to provide the necessary warmth with a hug.
No.12723
>>12720
Morning. Wait, you mean there are people who don't take ALL their showers cold?
No.12724
>>12721
And hello to you as well, Lisa! Your cheerful attitude is very endearing. Make sure to spend a lot of time in your car, else I just might abduct you off the streets.
No.12725
>>12722
Aww, thank you! That is very cute ^^
>>12723
I've like… never had cold showers before. It's horrible, I am suprised I didn't die of hypothermia!! Or didn't catch a cold for that matter. I didn't even get to condition my hair because of it ;_; IT'S HORRIBLE!!
No.12726
>>12725
You should push past through that. Daily cold showers cleanse and harden body, mind, and soul!
No.12727
>>12720
>>12721
Hey there you two, hope you both are doing well.
No.12728
>>12724
Eheh~
I like you too but l-let's not get carried away now. *makes sure that she has her car keys nearby
My little sister is calling. Gotta scram, later you all. And again, happy midsummer!
No.12729
>>12716
I wanna touch em! Only downside is that they're not made of metal~
>>12717
Nyano is u n b e a t a b l e~
Karol is w e a k!
>>12720
Mornoon to you too miss I'venevermetyoubefore! So many brits! We should start our own thread to talk about fish&chips, bad teeth, etc
No.12730
No.12731
>>12728
Run Lisa, run like… no wait you have a car, DRIVE! Drive like the wind!
If Lux gets her mitts on you, you will be tenderly pampered and cared for !
No.12732
>>12729
Speaking of brits, I've always wondered, is this accurate?
No.12733
>>12729
Metal?
Is that some sort of kinky thing you're into?!
No.12734
Good morning everyone~
I had a rude awakening by the phone a couple times and I'm too awake to go back to sleep so it's just another irritable morning for scarfu. O-oh boy now I can be judged by the brits~!
No.12735
>>12730
Who knew space made a post
>>12729
I will always see you as my equal!
>>12720
Its just about afternoon now, where dose all of the time go, also atleast your house dosent draw its heating from a big oil tank in your garden!
No.12737
>>12729
Hello Karol! Nyano has told me about you~ hehe
>>12732
Oh my hahahahah
Well the only thing I understood in that story was crimbo, which means christmas. It came from a tv show called Bo-selecta I think, I haven't heard it outside that show.
>>12727
Hello Sy! How're you doing? I am great thanks!
>>12726
I wish I was that cool! Literally.. hehehe.
>>12734
Morning Scarfu, how are you?
>>12735
Nyano!!! Well you live in the middle of nowhere so..~
No.12738
>>12732
Yeah pretty much everyday here.
>>12733
As it happens, I find metal to be attractive. Though I prefer machines, anything out of metal arouses me. In fact, I struggled with certain parts of my course because I would get too excited. It's r e a l l y embarrassing~
>>12734
GREATTTTT BRITTTTAIIINNNNNNNNN OI OI MATE
>>12735
;~; You do me too much honour!
Time for lunch!!
No.12739
>>12738
That's adorable, getting horny for metals.
I'm not metal myself but I can sure get some if that's what you want!
No.12740
>>12737
I'm doing alright, glad to here you are doing so well.
>>12734
Hey there swamp, did you sleep well?
No.12741
>>12737
I'm doing pretty good, actually. Feeling slightly ill-ish, I guess, but it's nothing I won't get over within the coming hours.. How're you doing?
>>12738
I-I'll just be here in burgerland ;_;
>>12740
Hey, Sy~ I had a little bit of trouble falling asleep, but god damn did I sleep like a baby!
No.12742
>>12741
I am good thanks! It's my friends birthday today so I am learning a little guitar song for them~ hehe.
>>12740
Aww thanks Sy, glad to hear you're good~
No.12743
>>12742
T-that's really adorable, actually.
No.12744
>>12739
I don't know when it started, and I don't know what to do about it ;~;
>>12741
I was born in the states, it's a bretty cool place~
No.12745
>>12744
Reminds me of that /v/ thread where the guy is talking about how much tile patterns turn him on, kek.
>It isn't that abnormal
No.12747
>>12745
I-I'm sure it's not that strange! I sometimes see mecha/android/gynoid threads on /d/ so I imagine it's not 'too' uncommon!
No.12748
>>12747
>karol is a /d/eviant
Oh my.
No.12749
>Skimming through the thread
>Scarfuless and Kiro
Holy fuck shit really goes down here when I'm not around
>>12731
AAAH!
W-wait, that doesn't sound too bad actually
>>12747
For what it's worth, anything that involves transhumanism gets me all hot and bothered and functional cybernetic limbs fall under that umbrella. I had a real hard time reading the source book for eclipse phase.
No.12751
>>12748
Oh shoot! What a stupid thing to say! In all honesty though, /d/ is too low quality/vanilla for me now, but I still check every now and again
>>12749
Fufufu~ I love human augmentation. My dream is to work in cybernetic prosthesis! When I was young, it made me really sad that some people didn't have limbs, so I used to daydream/dream about making super arms/legs for them so that they could be even cooler! I'm a sucker for complex mechanisms, and those especially get me all excited. I finished building a robotic arm recently. It wasn't the greatest, but we all have a better idea now on how to build/design robotics~
No.12752
>>12751
If I ever get shot to shit, I know where to look for new parts!
No.12754
>>12712
Well I just gave War Thunder a go; Banshee is more or less the same, but the M82 on American tanks is bugged out.
No.12755
>>12752
That's the dream! Let me hurry up and just finish this bloody degree
No.12756
>>12751
That's so cool! What is it that you're studying right now?
[spoiler]My aspirations have always been more abstract. It's the neurological part that interest me the most, how the brain works and why it does what it does. I grew up on Asimov and his ilk, so I never had any ambition to actually help people, or at least not at first. That came later when I started to make connections between different fields.
Not that I'm actually doing anything that's even remotely related to any of that besides programming. [/spoiler]
>Built robotic arm
Mad jelly
No.12758
I just took an hour long cold shower.
I feel purified.
No.12760
>>12748
I always knew she was the lewdest one of us.
No.12761
>>12758
>Taking a bath in ice cold water or jumping into snow and rolling around only to dash into a warm sauna or sit by the open fire
Yes
>Shower willingly in cold water for extended periods
why
No.12762
No.12763
>>12760
It's why she's my favourite.
No.12764
>>12756
Mech Eng at the moment, with the hope of moving onto biomechatronics afterwards~
The neurological aspects are fascinating, especially with regards to self-identity. Though I've yet to read it myself, I've heard that "I am a strange loop" is an excellent book surrounding that. I'm quite fond of Asimov, though I can't claim to have read too much from him. I mostly just used to read non-fiction books as a child ;~;
Programming is mad cool. I had to do a tiny bit when we did a bunch of stuff on MATlab, but that's about it! I'm pretty bad at it.
No.12768
Afternooooon everyone! How are we all today?
No.12769
>>12768
good I guesse, and how are you?
No.12770
>>12769
Wonderful! I've finally got off from VI Form for the weekend, and wondering what to do with my life Probably hang here with you guys, and maybe play some more Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
No.12772
Goooooooooood afternoon people~
Glad to see so many familiar faces again.
How is everyone?
No.12773
>>12771
I've never heard of that cream before, what does it taste like?
No.12774
>>12772
Hey Styles! I'm great, how about you?
No.12775
>>12772
Hello!
Feeling pretty good, finally dried off after being caught in the rain earlier.
No.12776
>>12772
greating aunti styles!
>>12775
hi!
No.12777
>>12768
>>12772
Hello~ I'm just playing Splatoon and relaxing for a little while. How're you doing today?
No.12778
>>12773
It's just the cream that comes in a can and goes SKOOOOOOOOOOOSH when you use it.
>>12772
ey u
No.12779
>>12774
Not bad, not bad, Just came back from shopping for party supplies…..turns out the weather was much hotter than it looked from my window.
I regret wearing a jacket.
>>12775
Unlucky…..I wish we had some rain over here, I think it's been about 3 weeks since we got a trickle.
>>12776
Hey Weird-chan, How's my favourite niece today?
>>12777
Sounds good!
At the moment I'm just relaxing and smashing people at Gwent in the Witcher 3, I've probably said it before but I think it's better than the actual Witcher game…..
>>12778
'Sup, Ammie? I hope you're behaving yourself today~
No.12780
>>12777
Feeling good! Just playing some Persona 4 Arena Ultimax myself, maybe gonna deviate into JoJo All Star Battle to commemorate the end of the Part 3 anime later!
No.12781
>>12778
That sounds delicious! Where can I find some?
No.12782
>>12779
When do I ever misbehave?
I always do what I'm told, unless I feel like being on top.
No.12783
do any of you want a lolipop?
No.12784
>>12775
>being caught in the rain
>not intentionally going in the rain shirtless
No.12785
>>12783
Ooh a lolly, thanks Weird!
>>12779
I know that feel, I normally travel with a hoodie whenever I go out. Whose party is it, if you don't mind me asking?
No.12786
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>>12779
That's good to hear. Glad you're having a fun time
>>12780
Oh fuck it IS friday. I completely forgot about it for some reason even though I was hyping myself up for the past week. Never have I ever been more excited to see a construction vehicle in my entire life
No.12787
>>12783
You're officially my favorite catgirl
No.12789
>>12782
That's the Amity we know and love!
>>12783
I'll take a cherry one if you don't mind, it's my favourite.
>>12785
Strangely enough, it's for one of my friends parents…..I've been a family friend for years so I didn't mind accepting.
Besides, how can I say no to free alcohol and food?
>>12786
Likewise……It's good to see people enjoying themselves.
No.12790
>>12786
Construction Vehicle Hype!
I think I'll just throw this in here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OR28tPGiPs&feature=youtu.be
>>12788
You haven't done anything to these lollys, have you Weird?
No.12791
Morning everyone!
>>12783
Thanks Weird, this looks delicious~
>>12775
>>12789
I miss rain. I can't remember the last time we had more than a light shower. Maybe once back in December.
No.12793
>>12790
What? No of course not!
No.12795
>>12793
I doubt you would have done anything, but now I'm relieved I went for the cherry one……
No.12796
>>12795
I would never allow Weird to do anything suspect.
No.12797
>>12796
Yeah mom never let's me do anything fun
No.12798
>>12791
Morning Ellie! How's it going?
>>12793
Uh Oh, I don't feel so good…
No.12799
>>12791
>>12792
Morning!
Had a long period of no rain here too, so even if i ended up wet and cold i'm still happy about it.
Still pretty dark out so i'm hoping there'll be more to come soon.
>>12796
That's exactly what an accomplice would say!
No.12800
>>12798
*gasp* quick descripe exactly how you feel!
No.12801
>>12800
Like my stomach is about to explode! You didn't put alcohol in this, did you?
No.12802
>>12800
J-just what did you do?
No.12803
>>12799
<3
>>12798
Pretty good, I'm just playing some games before work. How are you?
No.12804
>>12800
Did you have anything to do with this?
No.12805
>>12801
>>12802
No, maybe you are allergic to something thats there?
>>12804
maybe? I am not sure yet
No.12806
>>12800
I don't like the sound of that…
No.12807
Uhg, Morning everyone… I woke up feeling like shit then I had my sister texting me about Mark Zuckerburg or some shit so I called off work… Whats up?
No.12808
>>12800
I'm worried and I wasn't even a part of this
EVEN SCARFU WAS SCARED
No.12809
>>12807
Good morning Kiro~ I'm makin' lunch while listening to Yellow Line for some reason. You?
No.12810
>>12809
I tried to eat lunch but got sick, I'm fine now though..
/ccrp/ is one hell of a drug
No.12811
>>12807
Omg hahaha, was it by any chance this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E43ix-UCYxA
anyway, I hope you feel better!
No.12812
>>12807
Mornin, You're just in time to see the effects of my nieces home made lollipops.
The effects will be…..delicious.
No.12813
>>12803
I'm fine thanks! Just playing some Persona 4 Arena Ultimax now that I've finished college for the day.
>>12805
I've been fine with all the other lollys I've had in my life, why now this one?
>>12807
Morning Kiro! I don't believe we've formally met, so nice to meet you! How are you today?
>>12808
Withdraw cooly Scarfu, it's the only option you have!
No.12814
No.12815
>>12811
Yup. I was trying not to laugh cause it hurt.
>>12812
Fucking dammit carlos.
No.12816
>>12812
>>12811
A friend of mine read that to me the other day. I don't even like grumps but I lost my shit.
>>12810
You better feel fine! I can barely take care of myself. I-I can't take care of people…!
No.12817
>>12813
well I've put sugar and juice and I had no food coloring so I've just painted it with stuff that I made
No.12818
>>12805
I've never been allergic to lollipops before…
Should i be writing out my last will while i still have time?
No.12819
>>12816
It's fine, I can take care of myself. I'll just watch the facebook movie
>>12817
>Painted it
Welp
No.12820
>>12818
I was talking to ramona, but if you have any funny feelings please tell me!
No.12821
File: 1434731243557.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.91 KB, 67x71, 67:71, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.JPG)
>>12815
>>12816
Awww….come on guys, you know that joke was sweet.
No.12822
No.12823
>>12817
>painted it with stuff i made
>>12820
An impending sense of doom for one
No.12824
>>12817
>I've just painted it with stuff that I made
No.12825
>>12807
Hey there, I just made some lunch.
>>12821
I guess it just left a sour taste in their mouths.
No.12826
>>12817
Paint?! Oh no… OH NO! That's not good…
No.12828
>>12826
not litteral paint! I made a chemicals wich would color the sugar
No.12829
>>12828
Weird, what did you use to make it?
No.12833
>>12828
WHAT KIND OF PAINT IS THERE OTHER THAN PAINT? WHAT CHEMICALS? Oh god my doctor's gonna kill me…
No.12834
>>12828
>chemicals
Weird please
No.12835
>>12829
Stuff… I found some chemicals wich were safe and mixed them until they made pretty colors
>>12831
shut up
>>12832
what? they ARE safe I promise! I ate a bunch of them myself to test it and I am fine!
No.12836
>>12835
>mfw i never ate the paintlolis
YEAH BABY YEAH!
No.12837
No.12838
>>12835
Did you eat them mixed together?
No.12839
>>12833
>>12834
All lollipops use artificial colorings, they are all chemicals.
No.12840
No.12841
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>>12835
>I found some chemicals which were safe and mixed them until they made pretty colors.
Well I guess we're pretty fucked then……
Okay, I'll stop now
No.12842
>>12762
Hmm, I don't see it…
>>12764
Sounds like you have a plan! Hope it goes well. I look forward to reading about you in the news later.
>Self indentity
Oh yes! Everything concerning the self, awareness and cognition is just so extremely interesting! Things like, "What defines me" and "Why do I think like I do" practically defined my childhood.
Haven't heard of that book, but I'll look into it. Thanks for the tip.
>non fiction
Holy shit what. I grew up on fiction to such a degree that I had trouble in school because the 'fact' literature was so boring.
Programming is really fun, but it takes some understanding and a large part of it is combing over your code trying to figure out what you did wrong. I find it really relaxing somehow.
>>12835
You're crazy. I like you, foxy scientist lady. I hope you'll stay here!
It's really a great day isn't it? I'm slowly getting drunk! As is proper for a midsummer eve! I hope you all are having a great Friday!
No.12843
>>12840
Maybe it's the lollipop themselves..
No.12844
>>12839
there's a difference between artificial coloring and non-specific chemicals a crazy catgirl mixed up in her lab
No.12845
>>12842
yay! at least someone can apriciate my work
No.12846
>>12843
mmmaybe but I think ramona jsut allergic to something in the coloring
No.12847
Maybe I should stop eating mine…
No.12849
>>12847
You don't like it?
>>12848
Sure! *gives a lolipop to kiro*
No.12850
>>12844
Do you really think she has access to dangerous chemicals?
No.12851
>>12843
Would you like a taste of Weirds lolly, Kiro?
>>12848
No.12852
>>12850
also yeah sy keeps all fun chemicals away from me *pouts*
No.12853
>>12850
You can make anything with household items in a properly equipped lab these days. I wouldn't discount the possibility.
>>12849
one for me too?
No.12854
>>12849
It tastes great, but I'm feeling a little funny…
No.12855
>>12842
>>12853
10/10 background
No.12856
>>12855
Well it IS midsummer!
No.12857
>>12853
Sure! *gives a lolipop to lisa*
>>12854
Please describe your feelings
No.12858
>>12849
*I nibble and lick it*
Seems fine to me!
No.12859
>>12857
Actually, I think it was all in my head. I'm feeling fine now!