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 No.12673

Turns out some of our members have… interesting backgrounds. If you have any interesting IRL stories you'd like to share, post them here.

 No.12692

>>12673

Hey, touhou is pretty cool~

But where to even start. Recently, I did have a fun thing happen where a black man came up to me in London and asked me for a cigarette. So I gave him one, and we chatted for a bit. He essentially spent the entire duration telling me how much he hated black people.

Then there's the time I got so drunk I woke up in a graveyard~ Or the time I nearly got kidnapped in Egypt~ I don't know, there's so much!


 No.12698

I'm going to use this post to clear things up after my outburst the other night.

For about year I used powders more than I should have. At the time it seems like something fun and exciting, then your nose starts eroding and you constantly want to be coked out your face. This is why I stopped and swore to myself and everyone else I knew that I'd never touch anything of the sort again. Last Friday I went out drinking with a large group of people and the next morning I found out I'd split a gram of drone with someone I barely know. The only reason I found out was because the guy was looking for my half of the money. This is why I got really upset the other night after what Rebis said. It's easy to put on a different face over the internet, but it really hurt.

I understand if some of you want to distance yourself from me now but just don't let what happened to me happen to you.

Once again, I'm sorry about flipping shit in the thread and I probably shouldn't have brought this situation up at all but I feel I owe you all some clarification.


 No.12710

>>12698

Oh, I must have missed that! You poor thing! I'll message you on steam later if you'd like to talk about it! It happens, people lose their cool. You won't have done long lasting damage, and either way, I'll always be someone you can trust/rely on here~ (As I''m sure many others will too!)


 No.12713

>>12710

Yeah, I'd like that.

Thanks. <3


 No.12746

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Oh man, the number of stories I have…

Some friends at college are afraid of when I say "I have a story" because they're afraid they'll get depressed because apparently my life is super depressing. Though, I do have some good stories as well, I have almost too many stories in my opinion.

I knew a guy who actually fucked a horse and wanted to murder me over a girl, my one friend got a can of sea salt poured on him during a fighting game while he was drunk, I was attacked in my own dorm at college by a friend dubbed "The Costa Rican Strong Gnome", the list could go on forever!

God damn my life is fucking weird


 No.12750

>>12746

Lets compare scarfu! Once I was visiting family in France for christmas only to be abandoned by my mum on christmas day so that she could have snu snu with her boyfriend. I then spent it with my grandparents. One of whom wanted me to show him how to photoshop his pornography, and the other tried to suffocate me Then again, these are the grandparents that broke my teeth as a child. They're fine now, but I've had my adult teeth since the age of like 12.

I'm curious about the Costa Rican Strong Gnome!


 No.12753

>>12750

Well, I have many stories about the strong gnome alone. He's a 5'3 Costa Rican man who looks like a miniature James Franco and apparently got into organized street fighting back in his country. Now, I'm in my dorm room, minding my own business and I suddenly get a text from him, which reveals a video of him walking and then stopping at a door. The door number was mine. He then proceeded to send me more pictures of me through the cracks in the blinds, and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to open the door. So I open the door and he comes in flailing and kicking screaming "PLAY!", which means he wanted to play some Smash 4. I was tired as shit and I told him such, but he wouldn't take it. He proceeds to take my chair and roll it outside of my dorm area and then thought it was a genius idea to run around with it at around midnight. He then came back and started to bite my pillows, demanding more "play". I was worried so I started to tell him to get out, to which he started getting violent. Luckily, I had a completely filled spray bottle and started spraying him like the animal he is, which only resulted in more violence along with him cowering a little. The strong gnome picked up my pillows and then started to throw them at me. I, being the in the "I'm actually going to die" mentality, decided to back away to my bathroom only to slip on some of the water that missed the Costa Rican Chupacabra, fall on my back, hit my head on the tile flooring, and question why I deal with these things.

We both laughed it off, so it was alright. We didn't play smash, though.


 No.12759

>>12753

My goodness, that sounds hilarious and utterly frightening!

When I was young, my primary school caught on fire and burnt to the ground

I've been raped

Nearly been killed over 8 times

Seen quite a few dead bodies

Been shot at

Got knocked out once and woke up inside a church filled with naked statues in the middle of the night

My mum has tried to kill herself more times that I can count. Once I nearly broke her arm trying to stop her

One of my ex girlfriends tried to jump off a bridge when I broke up with her, another attempted to stab my best friend. Another came into my house at 4AM once and took pictures of my sleeping and gave me fellatio (still asleep) before leaving

Most of my family is dead or dying

I got more, but don't want to spam, though I'll happily elaborate on any of them. It's saddening to know you can rarely talk to anyone about your life because it just depresses them. Tell me another story scarfu!


 No.12765

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>>12759

Well shit I think you have me beat not that it's a contest. I'm just saying. but one that's weird as fuck and sorta cheating because it wasn't IRL, but if I kept those stories out then my life would be even more depressing than it already is

The dude who fucked a horse that I mentioned earlier was being a total asshole and a little bitch, constantly belittling me, calling anyone who followed me a sheep, telling me that my girlfriend at the time WILL break up with me just because he himself doesn't like me, and he said a lot of shit like "if a woman wants to have more power than a man no matter the situation, then she is breaking the natural order of things" and went on about that. So we were all fed up with his shit, along with his desire to be in a group just to be a punching bag and he refused to let anybody talk to that one girl who he wanted to murder me for, so as a little "we're friends now" sortof deal, I decided to play a prank on the fucker. I got around 10 of my friends on skype to get a picture of The Hamburglar, change their names to The Hamburglar, and all got in a call to make various food puns. For some reason, it pissed him off to the point of blind rage. Needless to say, we got a kick out of it. Asshat deserved it after what he did to that girl. I won't get into that because it's pretty saddening unless sad stories are eventually brought up.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but pic fucking related


 No.12766

>>12765

It ain't no contest that's for sure! I know people that have had it far worse than me! Life is just such a strange journey~

Ahaha, that's glorious. That guy sounds like an absolute douche though!! Strange that he wanted to kill you over a girl though!


 No.12871

>>12692

I'm half black and I hated ghetto black people so much! They always tried to holla at me or start shit with my white boyfriend. So uncivilized. There were so many in Louisiana and I couldn't stand it. Here in Oregon the black population is 4% and I couldn't be happier.


 No.12886

>>12871

I can feel that. I suppose there are good and bad people of all colours. My best friend back in highschool happened to be this black weeaboo~


 No.12898

>>12886

oh yea I know. Ha in use to be a huge weeaboo too. Glad I grew up.


 No.12964

I made a story for my elf maid in Maid RPG. Sorry, it's long-winded.

Short version: http://pastebin.com/bAuXWrhn

Long version: http://pastebin.com/sLtRPtuP




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