No.13666[Last 50 Posts]
Kai is a slut for numbers edition
No.13668
kai stole my 666 post edition
No.13669
Good morning! Did I finally catch everyone before they fell asleep?
No.13672
>>13669
Hello, Lux, I'm awake if that means anything
No.13675
>make a fresh pot of white rice and cilantro
>heat it up with some Indian curry
>crack open a fresh beer
>go on /ccrp/ to find something to do
>load up 100% OJ and play with
A good night.
No.13676
>>13675
>too excited about OJ to finish my thoughts
Was just gonna say there are some real cool people concentrated in this one board.
No.13680
>>13675
>white rice
my african american assosiate, white rice with nothing else masterrace
No.13695
The weekend is here! Time to play video games! How is everyone tonight?
No.13696
>>13695
pretty gud! and maybe lood
No.13697
>>13695
Hello, Zorah! I so rarely see you; We haven't even met!
No.13698
>>13695
Good. Doing some 100% Orange Juice with Kerry, Ellie, and Kai.
No.13699
>>13698
>tfw toaster overheats when playing 100OJJ
No.13700
>>13699
Can't have OJ without toast
No.13701
No.13704
>>13703
Krystal? Who let you have access to alcohol?
No.13706
>>13704
I-I'm Canadian, it's my birthright! -wobbles-
No.13707
>>13706
D-don't hurt yourself, okay?
No.13708
>>13706
Go to sleep, Krystal, you're too drunk for the board
No.13709
>>13703
oh shit krystal pls…*pats*
No.13710
>>13706
Someone as impulsive and vulnerable as you should not be stumbling around in a tipsy state on their own! Do you have any idea how easy it would be for me to kidnap you right now?
No.13711
>>13707
Scarfu, I'm so glad to see you okay again~
>>13708
W-what~? It's not uncommon to enjoy a few drinks where I come from, Kiro.
No.13712
>>13709
Hi hi~
>>13710
All of my hngggggg
No.13714
>>13711
Yeah, but you'll end up doing something you will regret..
No.13715
>>13713
Don't be worried! -becomes worried herself- Canadians know how to handle their alcohol!
No.13716
>>13715
if you're gonna pass out, atleast do it in our arms
No.13717
>>13716
Passing out won't happen right now, Kai n_n
No.13718
>>13697
Hello, I'm Zorah, one of Aleister's maids. How do you do?
No.13719
>>13717
gooooood, might as well drink abit with ya
>>13718
i haven't seen you here either, can you fetch us another glass?
No.13720
>>13718
A-Aleister has maids?
No.13721
>>13720
I was thinking the same thing… -rubs her face in Scarfu's scarf- It's… so soft….~
No.13722
>>13720
>Not being someone's maid
Scarfu, please.
No.13723
>>13721
*I stand behind you*
No.13724
>>13721
-begins shivering heavily- O-Okay, Krystal
>>13722
Does a knight who defends the manor count for anything?
No.13725
>>13723
H-her scarf is soft…
>>13724
I honestly just want a hug <3
No.13726
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>>13719
What would you like to drink?
>>13720
Of course he does. He has a GINORMOUS house. I even get my own room!
No.13727
>>13725
*I get close to your ear behind you* Back off*
No.13728
>>13725
*hugs the krystal* no problem~
>>13726
i'd like a nice fruity drink please~
No.13729
>>13718
I'm feeling great! It seems I've been surrounded by some very abductable people lately, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
No.13730
>>13727
W-wow, Kiro, I thought we were at least kinda friends…
No.13731
>>13724
The master could always use more protection.
No.13732
>>13727
Kiro…
>>13726
That sounds nice, actually. It's nice to see you have a good set up.
>>13731
I protect all who need it when they need it. I prefer working for all and not under one.
No.13733
>>13732
Fine, but if she does something you don't like, yell for me *I walk back to my room*
/ccrp/ manor is now canon wether anyone likes it or not
No.13734
>>13729
You're killing me, Lux.
No.13735
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>>13732
An honorable way to live.
We may not be so different. My oath is to the Master and the Code, but we both serve others
No.13736
>>13733
Just relax. Contrary to popular believe, I can take care of myself.
>>13735
I can respect that.
No.13737
>>13736
-hugs and buries her face in your scarf-
No.13738
>>13737
-shivers heavily and leans away from the hug- H-hey, K-Krystal!
No.13739
>>13732
Scarfu may not seem it, but she is a very capable warrior and a splendid knight to have guard your manor while simultaneously making everyone feel comfy. The latter part isn't even intentional!
>>13734
I'll kill you if you keep neglecting your sleep schedule.
No.13740
>>13738
I-I'm sorry, I'll step back, your scarf is just real soft, is all…
No.13741
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>>13729
If you gonna abduct me, please put in a place with high speed internet. How else will I stream Battling Ballerina?
No.13742
>>13741
i want to point out i've never been kidnapped by lux before, or if i have i can't remember it
No.13744
>>13743
are you a doggy or a kitty? i've lost count
No.13745
>>13740
I-I'm sorry…i-it's just me being me! I-I'm sorry if that's a p-problem.
>>13739
I take pride in both of those~
No.13746
>>13744
I'm whatever the situation calls for
No.13747
>>13745
Don't you worry, all I honestly wanted was a hug and a quick cuddle in your scarf~
The alcohol can do that do someone, you know~
No.13749
>>13746
*pets her behind the ears* goooooooooood kittty
>>13748
hiiiiiiii
No.13750
>>13748
O-oh my, another scarf..
I are kinda drunk… do you mind if I just kinda cuddle my face against your scarf?
>>13749
n_n
No.13751
>>13749
*I pop my head in*
I heard there was a cat?
No.13752
No.13753
>>13747
I-it's fine, really. I just get stupid sometimes…
>>13748
Hello, Kurumi~
No.13754
>>13753
Please don't be upset I asked to cuddle someone else's scarf >.>
No.13755
>>13750
No touching of the scarf!
>>13749
>>13752
>>13753
Hey cuties~
No.13756
>>13754
I-it's okay! Really, it's fine. Do what you want.
>>13755
How're you doing on this fine da-…night…thing?
No.13757
>>13755
O-oh, okay, I'm really sorry
>>13756
<3
No.13758
>>13756
It's night here! Tired as always. How are you?
>>13757
That's okay~
No.13759
>>13758
Thank you for your forgiveness <3
No.13760
I think I'm gonna call it an early quitter and turn in, I can't even function. Today seemed to be a bad day and I hope to have more fun tomorrow. Goodnight everyone~
No.13761
>>13758
So tired that I can barely move my body without getting exhausted. I really should be going to bed.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that before I just straight up die. Goodnight everyone~
No.13762
>>13759
I'm a merciful girl~
>>13760
>>13761
Oh, sleeping together tonight are you? Night night!
No.13763
>>13760
You should have been in bed almost four hours ago! Good night, Kiro, and sleep well.
No.13765
>>13762
but really though, night
No.13766
Kiro and Scarfu are so cute together.
No.13768
Ora ora! What's up, niggas?!
I've finally got the time to get to reading Part 4. Just got to part where Josuke fights Bad Company. It's GREATO DAZE, it's the fucking Advance Wars of stands.
No.13769
>>13768
Greetings, Krishna!
>>13766
Look who's talking.
No.13770
>>13767
we're all sleepin and gaming
BUT I'M GOING TO CRY AT THIS GAME OH MY GOD
>>13768
advance wars? so its really good right? just like part 4 and advance wars
No.13771
I passed out for a little while… looks like I missed all the fun.
No.13772
>>13769
Oi.
>>13770
It is. And I haven't even gotten to Kira yet!
>>13771
Oh, you're just in time for the part where I give you a massage! And then Styles will come in in a chocolate bar suit and stab me repeatedly.
No.13775
>>13772
I think I'll pass, w-would want you getting hurt, r-right?
No.13776
>>13772
fantastic!~
quite a shame you couldn't beat rosa or roll that 20 tho~
No.13777
>>13773
Just like that. How cute.
No.13778
>>13777
Please, no bullying the Kurumi…
No.13779
 | Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>13775
>w-would want you getting hurt
So, you want me to get hurt? Wow, I didn't know you were that kinda girl… I like it.
>>13776
Thanks for reminding me! I have to get it! I will! I MUST!
No.13781
>>13778
What about caressing and pampering the Kurumi?
No.13782
>>13779
go ahead~ you're getting pretty close tho.
also may i ask have you won a match? i don't remember that happening, you might need some flesh meat to get out of that jobber status, i could try a fight with ya sometime, could be easier then that 20
>>13781
this sounds like a good idea
No.13783
>>13779
Wh-what?
I said I DIDN'T want you to get hurt…
*slowly backs away*
No.13784
>>13781
>>13782
Caressing sounds like more bullying!
No.13786
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>13782
Yeah, maybe you're right… And I did beat Yemi one time, but she whooped my ass immediately afterwards.
>>13783
But you said you WOULD want me to get hurt. And I wouldn't mind if you did… *takes Sy's hand and puts it on my face*
Go ahead. Slap me. I dare you.
No.13787
>>13784
In that case, consider yourself a potential victim of physical abuse, because I am going to pet you into submission!
No.13788
>>13786
ohhhhh that explains it, it was pretty bad too, sure i'll fight ya sometime when we're both available, maybe something will happen if you win~
go ahead and keep trying to roll if ya want tho
No.13789
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>13788
I'm ready for a fight anytime, anywhere!
No.13790
>>13789
lets take it to the ring then unlucky 13~
No.13791
>>13786
*retracts hand*
I'm sorry I meant to say wouldn't, I-I don't want to hurt anyone, please understand.
No.13794
>playing 100% orange juice with Kai and Kerry
>we have a CPU too
>CPU starts dominating
>it might actually win
>we all decide to settle our differences to defeat this new menace
>that group effort to keep the CPU down
>all those tears and hugs after one of us had finally won
gg girls
No.13796
>>13794
it was all worth it
No.13797
>>13794
That won't happen again.
No.13799
>>13792
Shhh. Rest assured no one will help you; The only winning move would be to enjoy it. *petpetpetpetpet*
>>13794
A tale worthy of a ballad.
No.13800
>>13797
Next time I could tag along.
No.13801
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
>>13791
But I like it when people hurt me. It makes me… happy. Don't you want to make me happy…?
No.13803
>>13801
*fidgets*
H-happy, yes… but I don't want to hurt you either.
No.13804
>>13802
But you're so soft and frail! Ah, alright. I'll wait for you to fall asleep first.
No.13806
>>13804
I can assure you that you will be asleep before me!
No.13807
I shall see some of you in Maid RPG later today, I might see some of you in 100% OJ if we do that some more after the RPG, and I'll wish the best of luck to seeing the rest of you all in these general threads.
No.13810
>>13807
Night, can't wait to find out who the thief is in tommorow's Maid RPG with everyone.
I'm also hyped to see your Judge RP in AAO :^)
No.13813
>>13806
My bedtime is twelve hours from now! You better not be neglecting your health. I'll chloroform you if I have to, but you're going to sleep an acceptable amount at a respectable time.
>>13807
Good night, Eliza! Sleep well.
No.13814
No.13815
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>13803
Well then, I guess we're reach an inpass.
*grabs Sy's hand* HIT ME! HIT ME AND BEAT ME LIKE THE WHORE I AM!
No.13817
>>13810
I don't know if we're doing the cat burglar this session or if we're doing Maids in Space.
I need to find music to set the mood. AA music would be obvious, but I'll try to find other things.
No.13818
>>13816
Pretty sure it's the cat burglar since GM said last game was a cliffhanger.
Don't worry about the music, it's already there when you join the game
No.13819
>>13813
I'll stay up all day if I want!
No.13822
>>13815
>my rolls in the other thread
No.13823
>>13819
I urge you to reconsider that sentiment.
No.13824
>>13823
Why are you holding that knife? Are you cooking something?
No.13825
>>13815
Guh!
*tries to yanks my hand away*
Please stop this, I don't want to hit you!
No.13827
>>13824
Indeed I am. I was thinking of having Kurumi today.
No.13828
>>13827
Oh? Is that a Japanese dish?
No.13829
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>13825
*grip her hand tighter* No, not until you hit me. Hit me and call me a slut!
Also, I'm half-naked now! DEAL WITH IT!
No.13833
>>13828
Something of the sort. I can't say I've ever tried it, but the method of preparation is fairly intriguing. It involves lacing it with sedatives for one thing. And if it squirms, asphyxiation is the only suitable way of subduing it.
No.13835
>>13833
That's cruel! I'm calling the authorities!
No.13836
>>13829
*yanks hand free and backs away*
Where did your clothes go?
No.13838
>>13835
I am the authorities. And you're in no position to call anyone.
No.13840
>>13794
>>13796
Mission accomplished.
No.13842
>>13838
You're a bad person…
No.13843
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>13836
It doesn't matter! Just slap me! I won't stop until you do! *grabs Sy's face and brings it up to mine*
FUCKING SLAP ME YOU PURE VIRGIN MAIDEN
No.13844
>>13842
Spare me the moral posturing. From now on, you're going to start sleeping at a proper time. Understood?
No.13846
>>13844
Just for that I'm going to stay up all day and build gunpla.
No.13847
>>13843
>pure
>virgin
>maiden
you are 0 for 3
No.13851
No.13853
>>13846
A charming interest, but you aren't going to remain unhealthy. If I have to knock you out, then so be it.
No.13855
>>13846
>build gunpla.
Well, at least your spending your time constructively! I approve!
No.13856
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>13847
Wait, Sy's not a…
Oh my god.
No.13858
>>13851
L, It's me. Looks like we got another case. When can you get started?
No.13859
>>13856
I told you I had a special someone, I eve mentioned them on my character sheet.
No.13862
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
>>13859
I-I know that, but did you actually… y'know…
No.13863
>>13853
I think you are the unhealthy one!
>>13855
Sankyuu~ Pic related. It's what I'm building. I have the head/torso/arms done.
No.13864
>>13863
>gundam
>not based metal gear
No.13865
>>13863
>V2 gundam
nice choice~
No.13867
>>13862
That information is classified.
No.13868
>>13864
>Metal Gear
>>13865
But it's not the V2, silly~ It's a variant of the original Victory Gendum.
No.13870
>>13863
Oh! I've never seen Victory Gundam, but I quite like the rifle, especially the scope!
No.13871
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>13867
Fair enough. Now, where were we…? Oh yeah!
SLAP ME! SLAP YOUR HAND ACROSS MY STUPID WHORE FACE AND CALL ME YOUR BITCH!
No.13872
>>13870
Neither have I. lel.
No.13874
>>13868
…now that i look at the colors…how did i make that mistake…
>>13871
good thing you got that one out of your system
No.13876
>>13871
I'm not gonna slap you, or call you derogatory names.
No.13879
| Rolled 2 (1d20) |
>>13876
B-But that makes me happy… Don't you want to make me happy…? *sniff*
No.13880
>>13879
Wouldn't a hug be better instead?
No.13882
>>13880
She just wants you to be the S to her M.
That's not so bad, is it?
No.13883
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>13880
I… I guess…
C-Could you step on my foot, at least?
No.13886
>>13882
Exactly Sy, why don't you just give her what she wants..?
No.13887
>>13883
*hugs Kris tight*
F-fine….
*lightly steps on Kris' foot*
No.13890
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>13887
H-Harder… I know you can do it.
No.13899
>>13890
*applies a little more pressure*
Alright, but no more than this.
No.13903
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>13899
F-Fine… But can you pinch me a little…?
No.13913
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
>>13902
>>13906
Enjoying the show?
No.13914
>>13903
One little pinch, that's it…
*lightly pinches Kris' cheek*
No.13919
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>13914
O-ow! Yes! That's it! *gets down on knees*
Now punch me in the face and make me drink your piss! Dominate me! Make me your bitch!
No.13921
>>13919
I'm starting to get the feeling I could get along very well with you.
No.13923
>>13919
thats quite a jump between pinching…
No.13926
>>13919
*slowly backs away*
How about no.
No.13930
>>13919
>Now punch me in the face and make me drink your piss! Dominate me! Make me your bitch!
Well, that escalated.
Please, continue.
>>13926
Now's your chance, Sy. Ingrain your dominance into her psyche.
No.13932
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>13926
Aww…
>>13921
We could meet up sometime. I'm always looking for a new experience~
>>13922
You clearly don't know me.
>>13930
Rosa has taught me well.
No.13933
>>13932
Looks like you found a new playmate, see you later~
No.13934
>>13933
I wasn't saying anything for certain, don't worry, you can stay and have fun with her.
No.13935
>>13933
And then Sy was Mary Poppins.
No.13936
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
I'm sleepy. Nighties~
No.13937
>>13935
It's 5 in the morning, night everyone. See you in maid tommorow Kerry
No.13938
>>13936
>>13937
Sleep well you two.
No.13939
>>13936
>>13937
nighty nights~
No.13940
>>13936
>>13937
Night.
This is a good time as any to go to bed as well.
I was ready to sleep two hours ago, but then I had the bright idea to check what was going on in /ccrp/.
No.13941
No.13943
>>13942
ded bread
ded board
ded world
No.13944
>>13942
This board springs to life and dies in an instant.
No.13945
I awake! Good Morning everyone, how are we today?
No.13946
>>13945
i'm actually going to bed in a minute or two after i finish talking with lux, soorrrryy, hiiii tho
No.13947
>>13946
It's cool, have a good sleep!
No.13948
>>13945
It's nice seeing your tigers you have become more active here.
No.13949
>>13948
Thank you Rebis, seeing as it's the weekend I thought why not! You're not gonna pet my tigers too, are you? :^)
No.13950
>>13943
>>13944
Yep yep yep.
>>13945
guten Morgen!
No.13951
>>13945
Hey there, hope you slept well.
No.13952
>>13951
Heya! My sleep was great thanks, how have you been?
>>13950
Danke Schoen, Fraulein!
No.13953
>>13949
I do love petting tigers.
No.13954
>>13952
Glad to hear that, I'm alright.
No.13955
>>13953
Not so hasty now, Rebis! You have to earn it~
>>13954
That's good!
No.13956
>>13955
Earn it you say? Guess I'll have to wreck you at a grand strategy game once I legally acquire one.
No.13957
>>13956
Fine by me! But, I'll have to tell you, I don't go down easily!
No.13958
>>13957
>I don't go "down" easily
The fact that you would say something so suggestive makes me think that you are very eager to go down.
No.13959
>>13958
You can believe whatever you want to believe, Rebby my boy~
No.13960
No.13961
Guh… Been so long since I've actually slept in a bed and not just passed out on the couch behind me. Only once was I awoken by some disturbance.
No.13962
Guh, slept for so long, guess I needed it!
>>13961
Goodmorning Den!
No.13964
>>13961
Good morning Den! And hey, if the couch is just easier and is actually quite comfy, who cares? ^^
>>13962
Hiya Drax~ How are you?
No.13965
>>13964
Doing good! Atleast I am well rested now, yourself?
No.13966
>>13965
I am good thanks~ Just eating a sandwich and playing some games
No.13967
>>13962
Hi Draaax. Why you so best?
No.13968
>>13967
Clearly you are best.
>>13966
Glad to hear it, what kind of vidya are you playing?
No.13969
>>13968
Ohh, just some Counter-strike: Source~ It's one of my favourite games
No.13970
>>13969
Ha! Hope you're making the enemy fear you.
No.13972
>>13971
Hey swamp, sleep well?
No.13973
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Check out my fucking 10 edition!
No.13974
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Ooh, more people are awake! Morning/Afternoon All!
>>13973
You dropped your ten Amity, here you go.
No.13976
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>13974
Get 10'd!
No.13977
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>13973
No, no, this is how it's done.
No.13978
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>13974
>>13976
These aren't the numbers I'm looking for.
No.13979
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| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>13972
Like a rock! Sadly I was awoken to do some heavy lifting for my parents, but it was a fantastic night's sleep so I guess it was worth it.
>>13975
Hello, Lux~
Why am I supporting this?
No.13980
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>13976
Nice try Drax, here's your ten.
No.13981
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>13980
No, here it is!
No.13982
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
I really need to stop rolling before I get addicted.
One more go, 10's galore.
No.13983
No.13984
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>13981
Close but no cigar.
No.13985
| Rolled 5 (1d9) |
>>13979
Sorry to hear that swamp.
No.13986
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
C'mon already
No.13987
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Let's DO THIS!
No.13988
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Okay, okay let's not do this anymore!
I get one more roll because I'm trying to stop, alright?
No.13989
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
I need to stop
No.13990
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>13988
WE'RE SEEING THIS THROUGH
10 GET
No.13991
Absolutely hopeless addicts.
No.13992
| Rolled 5 (1d9) |
>>13991
Lux please…
No.13993
It's ogre you guys, I-I'm sorry I brought this upon the thread!
No.13994
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
10'S FOR DAYS!
No.13995
I-I'll stop
>>13994
IT ENDS HERE
No.13997
No.13998
Crashed this thread with no survivors
No.13999
>>13995
>>13996
I know, I know, I'm the saviour of us all… Bow to me, customary tributes all that stuff…
No.14000
No.14001
>>13999
You wouldn't need to get a 10 for me to kneel for you, Ramona.
No.14002
>>13999
U-um I-I'd rather not!
No.14004
>>14001
I like where this is going.
No.14005
No.14006
>>14001
Is that an offer Amity? If so, name the time :^)
>>14003
Why not Scarfu? You and your knight can be my Royal Guard~
No.14007
>>14006
Whenever you like, wherever you want.
No.14008
>>14006
B-but then how can I protect those who wanna be pure?
No.14009
>>13999
Wait, what sort of tributes?
No.14010
Just got down with a session of Armored Warfare, ended on a high note.
No.14011
>>14009
I thought of THAT kind of tribute at first too. I was gonna make a joke but went with the flirty approach instead.
No.14012
>>14007
But won't Karol be mad…
>>14008
You can protect the pure, the pure of soul, like me, not pure of body~
>>14009
What sort of tribute would you like to be?
No.14013
No.14015
>>14012
She wouldn't but I'm just flirting anyway. What's a little bit of teasing between friends anyway, right cutie?
No.14016
>>14012
Let's go with cake!
No.14017
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>>14012
I-I'll have to consider it…
No.14018
>>14015
True true…
>>14016
Ooh cake! Please let this one not be drugged…
>>14017
I'll give you matching armour! And free beanbags!
No.14021
>>14018
Hm…beanbags…I already have the armor so I'm fine when it comes to that.
No.14022
>>13858
First time in 3 years I get 10 hours of sleep and I awake to a case, good day so far..
>>13961
I am disturbed to hear this, but maybe you will fall back asleep at some point.
>>13979
Same for you, though you don't seem as you want to fall back asleep.
>>14016
.
No.14023
>>14020
OH! THIS IS DELICIOUS! OM NOM NOM!
>>14021
Umm, theres a free watercooler!
No.14024
>>14022
It seems in my half awake mummified state I forgot my name, shame..
No.14025
Fucking shit Kisekai takes literal years to load up.
No.14026
>>14023
Water cooler, you say?! My oh my I've always wanted to put some Sunny D or maybe some Dr Pepper or Sprite in a water cooler…
No.14027
>>14022
Disturbed to hear… what? I got a solid eight hours of sleep for once, then slept for another hour.
No.14028
Yeahhh, we fucking M16 now!
No.14029
>>14026
Yes, you can put anything in the watercooler, you can even design it however you want! With stickers or anything!
No.14030
>>14023
Hm, guess the sedatives didn't work…
Need a bigger dose next time.
No.14031
>>14029
I'll do my best, I guess as long as I can still defend all who are pure when necessary.
No.14032
>>14030
Oh, Lux could help you with effective sedation.
I mean what.
No.14034
>>14031
I will help you defend the denizens of this board with kickass uzi shooting knee slides!
BRRRRRRT
No.14035
>>14030
Thank you for the cake, Kate! Here's one I made earlier for ya!
>>14031
Of course, Scarfu! I'm glad we could come to this mutual arrangement!
No.14036
>>14035
Thanks!
This isn't drugged either, right?
No.14037
>>14034
Whatever makes you happy~
>>14035
As am I!
No.14038
>>14034
>BRRRRRRT
Excuse you.
No.14039
>>14027
Huh, by the way you stated it, it sounded as if you barley slept at all. Maybe I'm just half awake and have no idea what I'm saying
No.14040
>>14036
Now why would I do that? I have no possible way of getting any drugs at all! Now to sit back and watch…
No.14041
No.14046
>>14043
Don't worry, Amity, it's not going to do any lasting damage… I hope
>>14044
Kate, if you start to feel funny, we'll get you to a doctor, you shouldn't feel any pain at all…
>>14045
Don't worry Scarfu, it's all in good fun!
No.14047
>>14044
I hope you like rotting limbs.
No.14048
>>14046
>>14047
Jokes on you, i'm already a skeleton
No.14049
>>14047
It was only a small dose! And it isn't supposed to affect it unless you put a large dose in if I'm correct!
No.14050
>>14049
Why would you put a Russian heroine synthetic substitute in your friends cake in the first place?!
No.14051
>>14050
She tried to sedate me, didn't she?! She was probably gonna draw dicks on my face or something, so I had to nip it in the bud before any dicks could be drawn!
No.14053
>>14051
BY PROBABLY KILLING HER?
No.14054
>>14051
I'd never do something like that!
I just wanted to grope you and take pictures, entirely innocent stuff!
No.14055
>>14053
IT WON'T KILL HER, I'M SURE OF IT! I'll even give her this medicine to stop it!
>>14054
Groping? Ok… Kate, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have drugged the cake, here's this medicine, I just thought you were gonna draw dicks on me, and I really hate having dicks on my face!
No.14056
>>14055
It's going to take more than that to make it up to her, I'm sure.
>>14054
Kate, what could Ramona do to earn your forgiveness?
No.14057
>>14055
B-both are equally as lew-…wait, isn't it more lewd to be groped?
No.14058
>>14055
Oh thank god, i was getting worried!
>>14056
Letting me grope her is a good start!
>>14057
Dunno, having dicks on your face sounds lewder than just being groped to me.
No.14059
>>14057
It isn't when your between friends! Where I'm from, getting dicks drawn on your face is the most heinous crime imaginable, people have even gone to jail for it!
>>14058
Fine, just be careful with the tigers…
No.14060
>>14057
It's a natural urge that can't be helped to want to run your hands up and down Ramona's curves, squeezing slightly at her shapely breasts and cute butt as you kiss her neck gently, whereas drawing dicks is a rude, mean thing to do for the sake of it!
No.14061
>>14060
I come back from taking a shower to see thing..
Noice
No.14062
>>14061
I aim to please, Ms Kiro.
No.14063
>>14059
Score! All forgiven~
>>14060
>spoiler
Oh my
No.14064
>>14060
S-stop!
>>14058
Imaginary, drawn dicks though. It's still lewd, but it's more of just a prank…I-I think
No.14065
Well it's time for more tanks.
No.14066
>>14064
I'm pretty sure drawing dicks on someone isn't that lewd..
No.14068
>>14063
Yay! Aah, be careful with your hands, they're quite titchy…
>>14064
Lady pranking and boy pranking are two different things Scarfu, a lady might put make-up on her friend to prank her, but drawing dicks on her is simply uncouth and rude.
No.14070
>>14066
Oh really?
I think you look good like this~
No.14071
No.14072
>>14071
World of Shit amirite
No.14074
>>14070
That doesn't mean draw dicks on me..
>>14069
>world of tanks
no
No.14076
>>14074
I did it cos I love you really.
No.14081
>>14080
>>14078
The fuck even..
No.14082
>>14068
Don't worry, i'm just going to squeeze and rub you for a bit~ Gotta make sure Amity was right about your curves and butt!
No.14083
>>14081
It's not slutty if the dicks aren't attached to a person.
You'd look nice if you replaced that necklace of yours with a pearl one!
No.14084
I would be a lot more enraged at the fact there are people being lewd, but I got a soft pretzel so all is well~ the way to a scarfu's heart is a nice warm soft pretzel with yellow mustard~ I'm actually salivating…s-send help
No.14085
>>14082
T-they're only small! I hope you don't mind…
She was right about my ass though :^)
No.14086
>>14083
No thanks, I'll keep my necklace.
>>14084
Well shit, all is lost.
No.14087
>>14084
Yes, I'm sure the reason you're salivating is because of your "pretzel".
>>14085
They don't need to be big to be shapely, after all small breasts is best. Except for Karol. Oh, baby!
No.14090
>>14089
Get it? BONE? HAHAHA ok..
No.14091
>>14085
Kate approved, would lewd!
>>14089
>Den will never bone you
;-;
No.14092
Well shit, I gotta go out for a bit but I'll be back later to make more inappropriate jokes.
No.14093
No.14095
>>14089
No. I'm actually super hungry and pretzels are my favorite snack substance~ I feel like I was salivating because I didn't have one in a very long time and I haven't eaten since around 5 last night. I-it's totally normal, right? R-right?
No.14096
>>14095
If getting turned on by food is your thing, sure.
>>14094
Morning!
No.14097
>>14094
Mornin', Nurai~ How're you doing?
No.14098
>>14092
Later Amity!
>>14094
Morning Nurai!
>>14095
Don't worry Scarfu, the deliciousness of pretzels transcends time and space!
No.14099
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>>14096
I-I don't get turned on by food! I-…I-I'll just stop talking.
No.14100
No.14101
>>14095
I wish I had Auntie anne's, I haven't had one in a while…
>>14094
Morning Nurai! You seem energetic
>>14096
Don't start..
No.14102
>>14095
>>14096
>>14097
Mornin everyone! I think there's nothing wrong with getting turned on by food! I always drool over pastries! I'm getting a muffin right now!
No.14103
>>14101
Well I'm actually pretty tired. I'm not a morning person but I don't like waking up in a bad mood! The mornings and days are too beautiful for a frowny face!
No.14104
>>14102
>mfw blueberry muffins
>mfw banana muffins
>mfw chocolate chip muffins
No.14105
>>14104
>>14102
>>14084
You people are making me hungry for food I don't have..
No.14106
>>14104
Is it wrong that I love muffins more than cupcakes?
No.14107
>>14106
Nothing wrong with that.
On that note, night night everyone.
No.14108
>>14105
I made biscuits and gravy for breakfast.
No.14109
>>14108
I'd have Sy for breakfast, if you know what I mean.
No.14110
No.14111
No.14112
>>14108
The only thing I had today was that pretzel and a doughnut. Though, my old friend's grad party is today so I have to go to that later today. I'll be able to eat more then so I don't starve like the twig I am.
He is basically the Yuu chan of my friends. He even became more of a normalfag while I myself got left behind in the life style of an awkward and weird freak. I haven't talked to him in months so I fear that he's gonna have a bunch of friends who are gonna think I'm some loser. Life is suffering
No.14113
It seems Krishna was mind broken.
No.14114
>>14112
I had some water, that's mostly it. Also have fun at the grad party.
No.14115
>>14112
You should try to think more positive.
No.14116
>>14112
Also I don't think that anyone will think you are a loser, just act like yourself
No.14119
>>14117
Hey, Krystal~ How's being a cute kitty treatin' you?
No.14120
No.14121
>>14118
Hi hi
>>14119
It's going kinda good, I suppose!
>>14120
Awe, thanks~!
No.14122
No.14124
>>14123
Call me slow, but why do you always have tears in your eyes?
No.14125
>>14121
What is with you acting like animals all the time? *I pet your head*
No.14126
>>14124
I um, just kind of like them and think they fit n_n
>>14125
Well, Aleister thought the woof was necessary, "mrow" is just my generic "where is everyone?"
n_n
No.14130
>>14127
You know, it's likely for you to be picked up by animal control or some random stranger if you don't have your tags with you.
On a real note, welcome back. lol
No.14133
>>14130
I'm not some mongrel cur who needs to be taken off the streets, Alei.
No.14134
>>14132
You are?!
>>14131
*pet* *pet*
>>14133
I'm only teasing, I don't think I'd ever take interest otherwise.
No.14135
>>14133
T-that's a new belt, isn't it :3
No.14136
I better get going. Not sure how long I'm gonna be, so just assume you're gonna have an entire day without me. I guess enjoy your time without me as much as you can. I'll talk to you all later~!
No.14137
>>14132
Oooh Weird… Would you like some cake?
No.14138
No.14139
>>14136
> just assume you're gonna have an entire day without me.
B-but…
No.14140
>>14136
Later Scarfu! Have fun!
No.14141
>>14136
See you later!
>>14137
>>14132
STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE
No.14142
>>14134
Good.
>>14135
Mhm. It's quite nice, don't you think?
Not something I will be wearing often, however.
No.14143
>>14141
But I was gonna ask for some cake…
No.14144
>>14134
I AM!
>>14137
yes thanks *crushes icecream in hand and takes a slice of cake*
>>14141
*munches it* why?
No.14145
>>14142
>>14144
Enjoy life then~.
No.14146
>>14143
Sorry Krystal, this is a special cake I made just for Weird…
>>14144
Don't forget to finish it all…
No.14148
Ugh hate myself right now! I've become a Starbucks fag. It's just sooo good to get a frozen cappuccino after hauling ass across town on my bike though….
No.14149
>>14146
At least it's not me this time.
No.14150
>>14148
Kickass vroom-vroom motorbike or lame push bike?
No.14151
>>14147
I have different cake instead if you want that?
No.14153
>>14146
of course *keeps eating the cake*
No.14154
>>14148
Living in Vancouver turned me in to a Starbucksfag, since there's almost no Tim Horton's throughout the city.
Venti caramel macchiatto
>>14151
Y-yes please~!!
No.14155
>>14150
Regular pedal bike. I mean it's nice getting excerise and being in nature. But still! I want a moped one day though….
No.14156
>>14155
Mopeds are glorified scooters.
No.14157
>>14155
I wish I ever hd some use for my bike, had to sell it because it was getting rusty
No.14158
>>14154
Here you go!
>>14153
Now tell me if you start feeling funny…
No.14161
>>14158
-quickly eats up a piece of cake-
Mrmph, it's just so good~ Holy soft~
No.14162
>>14156
>>14157
I still want one! I want a yellow or orange one it's be better than almost getting hit by cars or other cyclists too!
No.14163
>>14156
And scooters are the objectively best vehicles.
No.14164
-finishes up the rest of the cake-
O-oh my…
No.14165
>>14158
Well I always feel funny, but I must say I don't thin kworl is suppose it be spining at this speed *falls*
No.14166
>>14160
I know. I am so ashamed….koto-senpai
>>14163
*sighs* I want a yellow one….
No.14167
>>14164
>>14165
Well, i guess i can still take advantage of the situation.
No.14168
>>14162
>>14163
Not hating, just saying.
No.14170
>>14164
>>14165
That's not supposed to happen, Krystal's one was fine!
No.14172
>>14171
Don't be sad Kiro, come on, have some cake! This one's fine I promise!
No.14173
>>14170
B-bu…t… -falls down-
No.14174
>>14170
w-what did you put in it?
No.14175
>mopeds
If it's not at least 125CC it's not a vehicle.
No.14176
>>14169
Don't worry, i'll take good care of you <3
No.14177
>>14168
I understand. Your opinion man! It would just be so much easier to have a moped! I wouldn't have to depend on my bf to go anywhere or almost die on my bike! And mopeds are cute too!
No.14178
>>14172
Alright.. But I blame you if I pass out..
No.14179
>>14175
I bet you're still on your training wheels, nerd.
No.14180
>>14179
I bet my hairdryer has more power than your "bike"!
No.14181
Welp it's about time for me to go to work! This this Frappuccino has got me caffeinated as fuck!
No.14182
>>14173
I'm so sorry Krystal! It must've been either Kate or Amity!
>>14174
Oh, nothing… just a little substance from the East…
>>14178
It really should be fine, I swear!
No.14183
>>14182
E-east? so what I will turn into?
No.14184
>>14182
Oh please, I wouldn't need to drug Krystal to make her do whatever I tell her.
No.14185
>>14177
I always think of this guy whenever mopeds come up.
So I guess I find them appealing in a comfy way.
>>14181
Enjoy.
No.14186
>>14176
H..huh
>>14182
K-kayytt or Ammmmmidee
No.14187
>>14183
Well… probably a skeleton :^)
>>14184
You… have a point.
>>14186
Yeah! Given the circumstances it's probably Kate, her and Amity were the only ones round when I was baking those cakes!
No.14189
>>14188
H-how did I get on the floor… in to these clothes…?
No.14190
Foes Ramona drug her food?
No.14191
>>14187
w-what? I-I will die?
No.14192
>>14188
Krystal sweetie, ask yourself if I would really need to roofie you to make you submit to me?
That'll prove to you that I never did this~
No.14193
>>14190
No! You can try my cake if you want Alei!
>>14191
I don't know, I've never used a big enough dose…
No.14194
>>14189
After extensive hands-on testing i can confirm that Krystal has nicer curves than Ramona~
No.14195
>>14182
I-I feel a little bit tired, but I-I should be fine..
No.14196
>>14194
WAAAAAA Kate why?!
>>14195
That's good, I honestly haven't done anything to these cakes!
No.14197
>>14192
W-well that's true… b-but maeybee yuu wanted to try somethingg new?
>>14194
Y-youo're sweet
No.14198
>>14193
*curls up and sobs*
No.14199
>>14193
I hope you didn't put too much icing, I can't stand that stuff.
No.14200
We should make the person attempting to drug others roll and have the drugged person roll for resist.
I think I'm getting addicted to these dice.
No.14201
>>14196
Good, atleast the cake isn't making me vomit or pass out..
No.14202
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>14200
Rolling to see if I can slap Amity for being addicted.
No.14203
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>14202
Sheeeit, rolling to dodge!
No.14204
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>14200
>>14201
Rolling to test drugged cake
No.14205
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14203
Rolling to counterslap the dodge!
No.14206
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>14204
Rejoice mother fuckers
No.14207
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>14205
Rolling to SWEEP THE LEGS!
No.14208
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>14207
HA, GET SLAPPED
No.14209
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Rolling not to be drugged.
No.14210
No.14211
>>14197
Of course, there's still a lot more testing that needs to be done~
>>14196
Don't feel too bad, you still rank highly!
No.14212
>>14199
I'm not a fan of Icing either, so don't worry!
>>14198
Don't cry, after all, you only have yourself to blame…
>>14201
It really should be fine!
No.14213
[spolier]how do I roll?[/spoiler]
No.14214
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
I just came got here and we're already rolling
Rolling for everyone to sit down and drink some tea
No.14216
>>14212
I have you to blame! you poisend them not me!
No.14217
>>14212
I think we can be good friends.
No.14218
>>14214
8's good enough for me to sit down and drink tea with you, Yemi!
No.14219
>>14214
Hey Yemi. how are you?
Did you sleep well?
No.14220
>>14214
I'm sorry, Yemi. Narui ruined tea for me ever since she drugged me.
No.14221
>>14214
I-is thuhh tea… safe?
>>14218
I c-can join in too?
No.14222
>>14221
Go for it.
*I scooch over on the sofa and pat the spot next to me*
No.14223
>>14218
<3
>>14219
Yeah, I slept well. Woke up pretty late since I was up all night playing 100% OJ.
>>14220
>>14221
I would never do anything like that to you two!
No.14225
>>14222
That'sss just… terrifying… -falls over again-
>>14223
Kaayy, 'cuzz I was g-given weird caekk
No.14226
Maybe just some water to go with this cake?
No.14227
>>14216
Remember who poisoned those lollies…
>>14217
Yay! Friends!
>>14214
Hey Yemi!
No.14228
>>14212
*I eat the cake* It really is!
>>14222
Nice gif selection.
>>14225
How was it weird?
No.14229
>>14225
*I pick Colours up and plant her on the sofa next to me, letting her loll against my shoulder.*
Just you relax for now~
No.14230
>>14227
I did not poisen them! your medication messed with them! It was merily an accident!
No.14231
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>14215
Roll to grope!
No.14232
No.14233
>>14225
The cake was fine I swear!
>>14228
Yay! Someone knows the cake is safe!
>>14230
Accident, Shmaccident! YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!
No.14234
>>14229
-falls head first in to your lap-
>>14231
KEK
No.14235
>>14231
Congrats, whilst going to grope Colours you trip and instead fall face first into me as I am sitting next to her, spilling my tea and making me a very upset girl.
No.14236
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>14231
rip
>>14235
s-sorry!
No.14237
>>14234
I want to pet you so fucking bad right now
No.14238
>>14233
well YOU ARE KILLING ME!
No.14239
>>14234
*I stroke Colour's hair whilst wiping the tea from my shirt*
Tsk tsk, you lot and your drugs!
No.14240
>>14237
>Kiro wanting to pet
No.14242
>>14223
I know how you feel, been playing Armored Warfare pretty much all day, just taking a break to get some lunch.
No.14243
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>14241
Roll to grope again
I got this
No.14244
>>14241
Just you stay down there and relax for now, hun.
Just think happy thoughts and try not to be sick on me, please.
No.14245
>>14238
It's fine, it's fine… you're fine! For now…
No.14246
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>14241
Rolling to hug.
No.14247
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>14246
Yes! Come here! *I hug you tightly*
No.14248
Cake and a show, this is great.
No.14249
>>14245
hmph! *stands up and falls on ramona*
No.14250
>>14243
Mrmphhh
>>14244
O-okayy… I don't feel sick or any… thing soo no wurreez
Happy… happy…
>>14247
Mmrphmm
No.14251
I'm bored, amuse me peasants!
No.14252
Yemi, would you fetch me another cup of tea? I have a drugged up girl who thinks she's a cat and is also being groped and hugged in my lap. I'm not exactly mobile right now.
No.14253
>>14249
God! I didn't realize catgirls were so heavy! I thought they were ment to look like this!
No.14254
>>14253
I… kynduh look… like thatt
No.14256
>>14253
I don't know who do you take me for! Also all the weight is from stuff that I keep in my coat
No.14257
>>14254
That's just the drugs talking, Colours.
No.14258
>>14255
Don't get those lewd eyes..
No.14260
>>14256
Someone thinner clearly! Now get off!
No.14261
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>14250
Getting better~
No.14262
>>14259
*I stroke your hair some more and sigh*
Mind lifting your head up? You're awfully close to my…
No.14263
>>14260
*hugs tightly* no!
No.14264
going to be suffering in Leg now so slow posts..
>>14258
I couldn't help it.
No.14265
>>14262
-tries to lift her head, only to have it heavily fall right back down, face first-
No.14267
O-oh…
Well, I guess you're okay down there…
Just don't try anything I don't ask for!
No.14268
>>14266
D-don'tt give uppp…
No.14269
No.14271
-everything said is being muffled, talking in to Amity's lap-
>>14267
I-I woodn'tt, ever
>>14270
I got d-druggd…
No.14272
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14268
Oh fine.
Roll to squeeze Krystals butt!
No.14273
>>14271
*I open my legs slightly, letting your face sink further in*
Good girl.
No.14275
>>14263
You're crushing my spine! OFF!
No.14276
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>14271
Rolling to help krystal sit up straight
>>14273
>>14272
T-There's no need for that!
No.14280
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14276
Rolling to push Krystal back in Amitys lap~
No.14282
>>14280
Unsuccessful roll, she stays upright and my crotch stays free of her face.
No.14283
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>14282
>>14280
Rolling again!
No.14284
>>14278
Please, I'm begging you… *passes out*
No.14285
>>14284
*pokes ramona* at least I am comfortable
No.14286
>>14283
This time you end up just pushing Colours into my tea and spilling it again, thankfully it's not hot enough to burn either of us!
No.14288
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>14286
THIRD TIME
COME ON
No.14289
>>14288
It's just not meant to be Kate, let it go.
No.14290
>>14288
Stop the madness
>>14287
Just relax, hun *I pet your head softly*
No.14291
>>14288
Now you've just missed the push entirely and hit me in the face.
Thanks, Kate.
No.14292
>>14287
>Murrrr
That just reminds me of the e-mail field of that tripfag Donkey Kong from loooong ago in /v/'s history.
No.14293
>>14290
I can't believe you stole my petgirl, Kiro.
I'm sure she was perfectly comfy with her pretty little face buried between my legs!
No.14294
>>14285
*grumbles in sleep* Mum, I don't wanna wake up, I gotta practise my Kara-Metsuga's…
No.14296
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>14291
Rolling to tacklehug Amity
No.14297
>>14294
*gets comfy and purrs*
No.14298
>>14293
I didn't steal her to pet her, just to get her out of your crotch
No.14299
>>14296
Rolling about Amity confirmed cursed
No.14301
>>14297
*still grumbling in sleep* come on, onee-sama, for victory, and salt…
No.14303
>>14296
Fuck me, first Kate punches me and now I have Drax throwing the shoulders into my face.
All I wanted was to drink my fucking tea.
No.14304
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>14303
Rolling to comfort Amity
No.14305
>>14303
-falls face first in to Amity's lap again-
-muffled voice- b-bettur?
No.14307
>>14305
You know what, that was on purpose so I'm not gonna try and do anything..
No.14309
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14303
Shiiiiiiit! All I wanted to do was hug Amityyyyy~!
*Flies out of the window*
No.14310
>>14304
Wow, thanks. I expected you to slap the shit out of me whilst attempting to wipe my tears away.
>>14305
A little.
No.14311
>>14307
S-sheee keeps getting h-hit and tea spilt on hurr >.>
No.14312
>>14310
At least it worked out eventually.
No.14313
>>14311
*I play on a phone and pet you* Well if you want to do that, its fine..
No.14314
>>14312
-muffled- C-cm ere… Kayyt
>>14313
mrmph
No.14315
Hey guys, what's going on in h–
No.14316
So assume all of us taking turns "using" Krystal is next on the agenda?
No.14317
>>14316
I'm not using her, I just like petting her head.
No.14318
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>14315
*Falls to the ground and on top of Eliza*
No.14319
>>14314
I'm here cutie <3
>>14318
Oh my~
No.14321
>>14320
I'm sure Kate will show you what I mean.
No.14322
>>14319
Kate would you mind if I rested on your lap?
No.14324
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>14323
Rolling to snap Krystal out of being high
No.14325
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>14324
No.14326
>>14324
Well, looks like the ride is over for little Miss Colours.
No.14328
>>14322
Go for it~
>>14324
How could you
No.14329
>>14318
¡No bueno! ¡No bueno!
No.14330
>>14328
*scoots over to kate and lays head on her lap*
nya~
No.14331
Hey, girls. Just got up. Haven't slept in in forever. So, how's it hangin'?
No.14332
Where did the time go?
I'm still hungry, I wanted that cake =/
No.14333
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14329
Oof! You okay?
No.14334
>>14330
*pets weird*
Good girl~
No.14335
>>14331
Drugs and cute orange haired colourblind girls.
>>14332
You can move your face now if you like.
P.S Check Em
No.14336
>>14332
Just don't take food from anyone here anymore, kay?
>>14331
Drugs.
No.14337
>>14330
*Wakes up* IM FREE!
>>14331
Morning Krishna!
No.14338
No.14339
>>14333
I'm alright. My mom's out of the hospital and she's feeling a lot better, so that's all I care about.
No.14340
>>14335
Ugh, shit ass internet fuckin' up my gets!
No.14341
>>14335
O-oh my, I really didn't mean to be down here, I mean I liked it but um, um
No.14343
>>14341
Stay there if you like, cutie.
No.14344
>>14339
That's great new! Sorry for just dropping down on you like that, who would've known Amity was so good at dodging hugs…
No.14345
>>14335
>>14336
Oh! Drugs! What we talkin' about? Pot? Crack? LSD? All of the above?
>>14337
YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
Mornin' Ra-chan!
No.14346
I still have no idea how I get in to these clothes, though
>>14343
-flops back, face down, half lying on the couch with legs off the couch-
No.14347
>>14331
Hey there Kris, did you sleep well?
No.14348
>>14346
I'm not sure how much more I can handle of you being down there before I need to do something, though.
No.14350
It seems everything got really out of hand.
No.14351
No.14352
>>14350
Well Kiro got a natural D10 to snap me out of drug induced cake, so I'd say it's all going back to normal
>>14348
O-oh?
No.14353
>>14345
I don't know, but it made Krystal keep falling into Amity's crotch, so it must be strong as all fuck
>>14348
Jesus, take that to another thread.
No.14354
>>14352
Kiro has a healing touch?
No.14355
No.14356
>>14353
I'm just playing around Kiro, I'm not actually going to do anything with her.
Also are you implying there is anything at all unpleasant about my crotch region that would require strong drugs to make someone go near it?
No.14357
>>14348
What sort of something are we talking about?
No.14358
>>14345
I made cakes for everyone, but some people got ill, would you like one Krishna?
No.14360
>>14356
I think that may need some investigating.
>>14355
Heh.
No.14361
>>14356
N-No! You must have a nice crotch, but I'm saying that the drugs made her keep falling into it
No.14362
>>14358
-gasp- CAKE!
-grabs a slice and laughs- I'm starving~
No.14363
>>14347
Mornin', Cheryl-chan! I did! I can't remember the last time I slept so well! Not having to wake up and get ready for work is a wonderful thing!
>>14353
OH! Can I have some?
>>14358
Yes! It would go great with the alfredo I'm eating!
No.14364
No.14366
>>14361
Woah, I never knew you felt that way about me, Kiro!
>>14362
NO!
*I slap the cake out of your hands*
BAD GIRL.
No.14367
>>14363
The cake is soft and tasty, have some~ :3
No.14369
>>14366
T-That's not what I meant! \=
>>14363
I don't have them
No.14370
>>14363
>>14362
Well, you'll have to go without a slice, but here you go!
No.14371
>>14369
>tfw It made a face without me typing it
No.14372
>>14369
I tease, I tease~
I know that you think it in your head, anyway.
No.14373
>>14366
Would you like some cake Amity?
No.14375
Amity… why can't I eat the cake… -looks sadly at the cake that was slapped to the floor-
No.14376
>>14375
Don't you remember what just happened?
No.14377
>>14369
Well, who does?
>>14373
I want cake, Ra-chan! GIMMIEGIMMEGIMME
No.14378
>>14373
No, I'm quite alright. Thank you for the offer though.
Why don't you have a cuppa though~? It'll go well with the cake!
>>14374
You're so easy to wind up, it's adorable~
>>14375
You shouldn't need a reason other than I told you not to, Colours.
No.14379
>>14377
I already gave you a cake, Krishna! But fine, here's another one!
No.14380
>>14363
Glad to hear that you slept so well~
No.14381
>>14376
N-no…
>>14378
You're absolutely right and I'm sorry for questioning
No.14383
>>14377
I think Ramona
>>14378
Well you would be too if someone kept talking about crotches around you when you had nothing to say..
No.14384
>>14378
I'm not really a fan of coffee to be honest, though if you have a Pepsi that would be nice!
No.14385
>>14379
YAY! DOUBLE CAKE! *scarfs down both slices*
>>14378
*with stuffed mouth* Can I have some drink too?
>>14380
Thanks! Say, I feel a little funny…
No.14386
>>14385
I SWEAR IT'S NOT THE CAKES!
No.14388
>>14385
Funny? You feeling sick?
No.14389
>>14386
the it weren't lolis~
No.14390
I wish you would all stop drugging people.
No.14391
>>14390
Yeah! Thats my job!
No.14394
>>14386
If you say so… Say, can I have some more…?
>>14388
Kinda… B-But it's probably nothi-
>>14390
Oh.
Oh dear.
No.14395
>>14393
*I pat Colours' head*
Go do something!
No.14396
>>14387
Maybe its my cooking… I followed the recipe right!
>>14389
Those Lollies are poisonous!
>>14394
Sure! Have another!
No.14398
>>14392
are you okay? you have something here?
No.14399
>>14396
thoes cakes are as well!
No.14400
>>14399
But they're delicious! Try more!
No.14401
>>14395
B-but I remember fun with the cake a-and now I don't know what to do
No.14402
>>14400
no! you are trying to kill me with them!
No.14403
>>14398
As long as you don't slip me any drugs I'm certain I'll be fine.
No.14404
>>14397
I…I didn't expect the cake to be laced…
>>14396
Buuuuuuuut what the hell! Since I'm already high! Hahahahahaha! *eats cake*
>>14402
I feel like I should be concerned by that, but I'm too busy trying to remember where my eyes are.
No.14405
>>14404
>Krishna is drugged
>Drug seems to make people lewd and tierd
OH GOD WE ARE FUCKED
No.14406
>>14401
Something not involving drugs?
No.14407
>>14403
oh no, no reason for that.
>>14404
uhhh… I think some one messed with ramonas cakes
No.14408
Remind me to never eat any treats laying around here…
No.14409
>>14402
This one's fine I swear!
>>14404
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HIGH, WHY ARE YOU HIGH, WHO KEEPS DRUGGING MY CAKES?
No.14410
>>14408
Come on, what could possibly go wrong?
No.14411
>>14404
I suppose there's not much you can do about that now, might as well roll with it.
>>14407
If you say so.
>>14408
Will do.
No.14412
>>14406
W-well, I suppose you're right.
I-it's just… people payed attention to me when I ate some cake…
No.14413
>>14409
fine, but if I feel funny you will be the target takes a slice and eats it
No.14414
>>14409
It was all a ruse, nobody really got high! They were just doing it to FUCK WITH YOU!
That's right, Colours was voluntarily shoving her her face into my pussy!
No.14415
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>14412
Awww sweetie~
We'll all give you attention without you being drugged up if you want!
>>14414
Also rolling for this to be 100% true!
No.14416
>>14414
THE RUSES ARE REAL
No.14418
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Rolling for it to actually be a gas that is seeping into the room
No.14419
>>14414
I can believe that.
No.14420
>>14414
I felt sick for real
No.14421
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
At least I got a 1 for something stupid.
No.14422
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>14417
According to that 7 and THIS 10 you did!
No.14423
>>14405
Ehehehehehehehehehee~
>>14407
Any idea who it was~ 'Cause when I do, I'm gonna…. Ehehehe~
>>14409
I DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T STOP EATING CAKE! OMNOMNOMNOM
>>14411
Say, Alei-san… Did Rosa every ever tell you about… *giggles*
>>14414
Wait, so am I really high, or is my brain making me think I'm high?
No.14424
>>14419
H-hey!
M-maybe it was kinda intentional…
No.14425
>>14423
OOO this is gonna be fun to watch..
No.14426
>>14423
no I don't know, but you are fun~
No.14427
>>14423
What could you possibly be talking about?
No.14428
I have to get dinner on the go~
I will return~~
No.14429
>>14424
I'd bet you would do it even without the cake.
No.14430
>>14423
I don't think you need any more cake… *takes cake away*
No.14431
>>14425
Ehehehehee~ Wanna join? Looks like you're really enjoying that lollipop~
>>14426
Thanks~ I think you're fun too, Magical Talking Kitty~ *slumps arms around your neck*
>>14427
Well~ Rosie said that she wanted to… Oops! I'm not 'posta say, or Rosie'll get embarrassed! Ehehehehehehehehee~
>>14430
Aww~ But Krishna want cakey~
No.14432
>>14431
N-no, I-I'll just watch shit go down, but thanks anyways..
No.14433
>>14431
Oh~? Rosa'll get embarrassed you say? Why that only makes me want to know even more.
No.14434
>>14431
You've had enough cake Krishna, go to the corner, and think about what you've done.
No.14436
>>14432
>shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA KIRO SAID SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>14433
But Rosie'll get mad at me, and not in the sexy dominatrix way either…
>>14434
B-But Krishna wants cakey* makes grabbing gesture*
>>14435
Y'know, you're a really cute kitty. I think we're gonna get to along together just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine~ *hands slip down to chest*
No.14437
>>14436
*I finish my lollipop* What's so funny about that?
No.14438
>>14436
H-hey! *grabs hand* we can get along but you are high right now!
No.14439
>>14436
Hoooooooo?
Now I really have to know, what can I do to coax such a secret out of you?
No.14440
>>14436
If you want cake, you need to prove that you want cake!
No.14441
>>14439
Stick your hands right down her pants and fingerfuck her till she's begging and panting and willing to do anything you ask.
Usually works with Krishna.
No.14442
No.14443
>>14441
Could I employ my dog to do that? I don't really feel like getting my fingers dirty at the moment.
No.14444
No.14445
No.14446
>>14444
Ah, fuck you.
>>14442
Try not to get too turned on thinking about it, Kiro.
>>14443
Hm, no. I think she'll need it from you if you really want to know the secret.
No.14447
No.14449
>>14446
Shut it.. I don't get turned on that easily
No.14450
>>14437
Ehehehehee~ Well, it's 'cause you said shit… and shit comes from the butt… AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>14438
Kitty, I'm more than just high. *forces tongue though lips*
>>14439
>>14441
>>14443
Mmm~ I've never been fucked by a dog before! Wonder what that's like… Ehehehehehehehee~
>>14440
What do you want me to do, Ra-chan~ I'll do anything and everything, I have no shame~
>>14444
noice
No.14451
>>14448
Every single time, I get my damn gets stolen.
>>14449
Only Scarfu REALLY does it for you, hm~?
No.14452
>>14450
W-we weren't really talking about a dog…
No.14453
>>14446
Well, you heard the girl. >>14450
I'll work something out for you.
No.14455
>>14451
I swear I'll kick you in the throat…
>>14450
*Badum tss*
Also, forcing a kiss? Damn, that's metal..
No.14456
>>14453
B-but I gotta be pure for Karol!
No.14457
File: 1434836020474.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.58 KB, 455x600, 91:120, Ramona no Hadou.jpg)
>>14450
To win your cake…
YOU MUST DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF THE RAMONA-NO-HADOU
No.14458
>>14456
This is problematic, I wouldn't dare ruin a vow but I definitely want what I want.
No.14459
>>14458
I'm sure one of the other girls will help you out, Alei!
No.14460
>>14452
We weren't? But he said dog, so I thought he meant dog.
>>14453
Thank you~ But be gentle, okay? I don't want to be too tired for tonight~
>>14454
Mmm~ You like that, don't you Kitty? *Krishna slips her hand down Weird's shirt and fondles her breasts*
>>14455
Oh, this is small time. Rosa has taught me all sorts of thing~
>>14457
Alright~ But can we take this to the fight thread?
No.14461
good evening all of my pretty little soldiers, how are you all?
No.14462
>>14461
Good evening!
Doing pretty good, you?
No.14463
File: 1434836379130.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.57 KB, 455x600, 91:120, Ramona Battle.jpg)
>>14460
Of course! We wouldn't want all this fondling getting in the way of our fighting…
No.14464
>>14460
*ears twitch*
n-nyuuu~
No.14465
>>14461
Hey Nyano, want some cake?
No.14466
>>14460
The fact that you're slutty enough to even think about getting fucked by a dog just because it was suggested is actually slightly hot.
>>14461
Heya Nyano.
No.14467
>>14460
Jesus, and you yell at me for rape..
No.14468
>>14467
Oh I just can't wait until you give in and do something sexual.
Gonna be laughs.
No.14469
>>14460
Well it seems I won't be able to do anything about this, I'll just get it out of Rosa later.
No.14471
>>14468
Honestly… **It's a tiny bit hard to not get into it, thought probably nothing ever happeneds on this board other then lewdnsess*
No.14473
>>14471
Plenty non-lewd stuff goes on.
I can help you out with that if you want though, Kiro~
No.14475
>>14473
You'll help Kiro but you won't act as a dildo for Kris?
No.14476
>>14474
Come ooon, you know you want to!
No.14477
>>14474
The offer's always there, cutie.
<3
>>14475
Maybe I'm just playing around as I usually do~
You'll never know!
No.14481
>>14477
[Desire to Ruin you Intensifies]
No.14482
>>14463
Glad to see your doing ok. Im as well as can be expected, thanks for asking!
>>14465
I would love some, thankyou.
So why so much cake today… did i forget something?
>>14472
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, you doing ok?
No.14483
>>14461
>>14462
Hi~ Wanna do it?
>>14463
Whenever you're ready!
>>14464
Ah! You do like that! Ehehehehehe~ You're a lewd kitty, you know that? *starts nibbling her neck as I twist her erected nipple*
>>14466
It's probably the drugs. I normally wouldn't think about things like that… Sonic and Pokemon don't count, do they?
>>14469
Make sure you tell her I said it~ I want her to "punish" me~
>>14471
Oh~ Kiro-chan is tempted to do lewd things?~ I can help you with that.
*leans into your ear* Scarfu doesn't have to find out~
No.14484
>>14476
>>14477
Really, I think I'll be fine for a while
>Playing skywars
>Getting killed
>Someone replies to me
Fuck
No.14486
No.14487
>>14478
>>14479
>>14480
Woah there, Jane!
>>14484
I have a while.
No.14489
>>14487
8chan was being shitty as usual when posting
No.14490
>>14483
ah~ *hugs krishna*
No.14491
>>14483
Oh no, I wouldn't dare give you what you want, I'll suggest the proper punishment.
No.14492
>>14483
Depends, is Nurai comeing?
No.14493
>>14487
Well I can wait you out..
No.14494
>>14483
What are we doing?
No.14496
Good evening guys! What's going on?
No.14497
>>14492
As much as I would like e to fend you off for the sake of keeping my body for Koto-senpai onay I have to get back to work! I'll be off in a few hours guys
No.14499
>>14496
Good evening, Lisa.
Only people handing out drugged foods and discussing lewd things, I believe.
No.14500
No.14501
>>14484
Friend me in Steam. I'll give you the night of your life~
>>14490
Mmm` You want more, darlin'? 'Cause you gotta tell me what you want~
>>14491
P-Proper punishment…?
>>14492
Aww, we don't need that square Nurai! We can have loads of fun with just us, Kitty, and Kiro!
No.14503
>>14499
Sounds like business as usual then!
>>14500
Hey you! Everything alright?
No.14504
>>14496
Would you like some cake Lisa?
No.14505
>>14501
Yes, proper. I can only hope she'll share the sentiments.
>>14503
How has your day been?
>>14502
>Kerry
kek
No.14506
>>14501
*whispers* I-I want you to continue
No.14507
>>14503
All good!
What about you?
No.14508
>>14504
Hmm
>>14499
Eh, it wouldn't be the craziest thing I'd done all week. Sure! Hand me a piece.
>>14505
Fair enough! I slept through most of it to be honest. Woke up around 13 and basically sat straight down into the front seat and drove off. My family had some errands they wanted me to run and I was all too happy to oblige.
Been behind the wheels for the larger part of the day, just how I like it!~
I'm actually kind of amazed at myself, I didn't think I'd even be able to move, much less operate a car considering how much I drank yesterday. Seems like the more I drink the less hung-over I get~
No.14509
>>14507
Fine, just fine! I can't complain one way or another. Life just keeps being awesome for me lately!
No.14510
>>14508
It's fine, honestly, they're all just not feeling well, it's not my cooking, really!