No.15358[Last 50 Posts]
True Pure Love Edition
Only romance allowed here.
No.15360
>>15359
Rather well, though I've only been up for an hour now.
No.15361
>>15359
Pretty good, thanks. Been a slow day so far but i'm not complaining.
Maybe i'll take a chance with the cake anyway
No.15363
>>15360
>>15361
Glad to hear it!
>>15362
Hey Drax!
No.15364
>>15362
zzz… mornin' Lewdrax.
No.15365
No.15366
No.15371
>>15370
Hey Lux, want some cake?
No.15372
>>15370
Hey sis, what's up?
No.15373
>>15370
Hello there.
>>15372
Is Lux the spider you were talking about?
No.15374
>>15369
Noooo…
>>15370
Hi best Lux. Why you so best.
No.15375
>>15373
I wouldn't just call her a spider, but yes!
No.15376
>>15371
Hello there, Ramona! I did hear something about hallucinogenic cake the other day. Sure, I'd love some. *samples the potentially-krokodil cake*
>>15372
Hi, Drax! It's wonderful to see you active here!
>>15373
Hello, Aleister! Have you been well?
>>15374
Hi, Den! Yet again you are surrounded by a mob, ready to shoot down your claims, and support mine - That you are in fact the best.
No.15378
>>15374
Just teasing~
Come 'ere you~!
No.15379
>>15375
Interesting, interesting.
>>15376
I've been doing fine, nothing I can't handle has happened.
How about yourself?
No.15380
>>15376
It's not drugged this time! I even checked!
No.15383
>>15382
A kiss isn't lewd, it's just lovely you dolt.
>>15376
I couldn't leave everyone here without me.
No.15385
>>15379
I've been great! I even had the pleasure to wake up to a calm, rainy day.
>>15380
That would explain the white powder on your nose. *finishes the rest of her slice*
>>15381
Good morning, Scarfu!
No.15386
>>15384
I'm sorry, I am more of a Dota 2 player.
No.15387
>>15381
Hey Scarfu! Want some cake?
>>15385
Isitreallythatnoticable? IthoughtIgotitalloff!
No.15388
>>15385
Sounds really pleasant.
>>15386
Good taste.
No.15389
>>15387
I-i'm fine, thanks
No.15390
>>15388
You sound really pleasant.
>>15387
…This is waaaay better than psilocybin mushrooms!
No.15391
>>15376
Not possible, as long as the X Sisters live, I can only be, at best… er, third best! Lux and Drax are tied for first as the best of the best! Without both of you, it would be like a day without the light and the warmth of the sun!
>>15378
Gu–mmh!
No.15392
Can we go one day without everyone being on drugs?
No.15393
>>15390
AWW, WHO KEEPS SNEAKING INTO MY HOUSE AND DRUGGING MY CAKE?!
>>15389
Okie doke, no worries!
No.15394
>>15390
Uh sis… What's wrong with your skin?
No.15395
>>15390
That… is the cutest look ever.
>>15392
But you're such an addictive drug.
No.15396
>>15395
Alright, that was pretty good.
No.15397
No.15399
>>15395
Den, are you sprinkling Amity in my cakes?
No.15400
>>15390
forgot to put this in my other post
U-uh…Lux?
No.15401
>>15391
And a day without Den would surely result in carnage and cruelty, as the world would slowly be engulfed in egocentric sin. A callous disregard of benevolence, due to the missing fulcrum that is you.
>>15393
I am going to assume it's your baby tigers doing it.
>>15394
Skin? I don't even feel like I have skin!
No.15402
>>15390
That's funny, i didn't notice anything strange about the cake i got.
No.15404
>>15401
C-can we keep my baby tigers out of this?!
>>15402
NOT YOU TOO KATE!
No.15405
>>15401
I-I'll regard your benevolence with my fulcrum!
Also Lux is looking hot hot hot (as always).
No.15406
Just make sure you mind my #triggers, shitlords.
No.15407
>>15404
I'm never eating your cakes again.
No.15408
>>15400
>>15403
I feel better than okay! I feel nothing, which is the highest honour one could be bestowed! I am becoming one with spacetime.
No.15409
>>15401
Riiiiiiiiight
I shouldn't be surprised.
No.15410
>>15408
This worries the scarfu…
No.15411
>>15407
I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME! I EVEN USED A NEW RECIPE!
No.15412
>>15408
All hail our transcendent quantum entity, Lux. May she watch over us with a guardian spider perched protectively on each of our shoulders.
No.15413
What is even going on right now?
No.15414
>>15413
Sy, try one of these cakes! I need to know if someone's messed with them again!
No.15416
>>15414
I think it's only fair if you try it for yourself.
No.15417
That was an interesting experience, Ramona. I do think it only fair to listen to Kate and force you to try some as well!
No.15418
Woah, I go away for a little bit and something strange happened.
No.15419
>>15414
I think I'll pass, thank you…
No.15420
>>15418
It's all within operating parameters.
No.15421
Can't we just be cute girls doing cute things instead of cute girls doing drugs?!
No.15422
>>15416
>>15417
Ah, fine! I'll try some! *Eats cake* SEE? DELICIOUUUUUUUUUU…
No.15423
I pity the mortals that require a cake to reach a transcendent state of being.
No.15424
>>15421
C-can I be a cool guy doing cute things with cute girls, instead?
No.15425
>>15424
Yes, yes you can.
But you're also a cute.
No.15426
>>15420
I'll see how things go this time.
>>15421
I wish I could just figure out why cake does this to people. Too bad Weird isn't here.
>>15424
What about two cute guys doing cute things without girls?
No.15427
Sundays aren't as great as some people say. Saturdays feel better.
No.15429
>>15426
ALEI X DEN BEST YAOI PAIR
No.15430
>>15426
>>15425
Y-ye–
>>15429
Noooooo!
>>15427
Any day with you around feels better.
No.15431
>>15422
Um…
>>15424
It's the role you were born to play!
No.15433
>>15430
I don't believe we've really met one another, but thank you.
No.15435
>>15428 >>15431
THIS CAKE WILL TRANSCEND TIME, AND MAKE THE RAMONA NO HADOU EVEN STRONGER.
No.15436
>>15432
Noooohohohoooo, you naughty, mischievous… fujoshi!
No.15437
>>15435
Uh-oh.
>>15436
Shots fired!
No.15438
>>15436
There is LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG with wanting to see cute boys doing "cute" things together.
No.15439
>>15437
YES. FEEL THE FEAR OF DELICIOUSNESS AND PAIN. THAT IS OUR MESSAGE.
No.15440
>>15438
There is when those "cute things" are each other!
No.15443
>>15435
>>15439
So are you saying your power is the Surge of Ramona? Or do you want to say Satsui no Ramona, Ramona's intent to kill?
No.15445
>>15438
Cute girls doing "cute" things is even better!
No.15446
>>15441
>>15442
WHAT? RAMONA IS OUR VESSEL NOW, THE DELICIOUSNESS WILL BE PRESERVED, AS WILL HER SHADOW PROTECT HER.
>>15443
GODDAMN IT. IT JUST DIDN'T WORK THAT WELL IN MY MIND. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
I gotta head to my Dad's for a bit, see you guys later!
No.15447
File: 1434901464275.png (Spoiler Image, 105.43 KB, 800x545, 160:109, gasp hand holding.png)
>>15438
Oh yeah… well, there is NOTHING WRONG with me doing "cute" things with you! Like this!
No.15448
>>15446
S-see you later
>>15447
2cute
No.15449
>>15438
>>15445
>>15447
No doing "cute" things at all please.
No.15450
>>15447
I hope you realise I'm never letting go of you now, Den.
No.15451
>>15446
A-alright. See you later.
No.15452
>>15450
I'm… okay with that.
No.15453
>>15452
I hope there's nothing you need to do that requires too hands.
You won't be able to drive your car anymore.
No.15454
No.15455
No.15457
>>15453
Well, luckily for you, I don't have a car… at the moment.
We can just take a long walk together, holding hands.
No.15460
>>15457
2 c u t e
I like the forest, we should walk through a forest.
No.15461
But what about when you guys have to use anything requiring the restroom?
No.15462
>>15458
>>15459
Good morningg~
No.15463
>>15453
>>15457
This is precious.
>>15456
Hello, Krystal!
No.15464
>>15463
G'mo -yawns- rning.
Well, afternoon, I suppose.
No.15465
No.15466
>>15461
Love will find a way!
>>15463
You're precious.
No.15467
>>15461
I am willing to make sacrifices for Den-sama.
No.15468
>>15465
I'm getting all the love this morning~!
Good morning to you to,, Den
No.15469
>>15466
>>15467
Aww, you two are being cute.
>>15468
Love-beam!
No.15470
>>15456
Good morning, Krystal~ How're you doing besides sleepiness?
No.15471
>>15468
Hi Krystal, you're always so chipper and sweet.
No.15472
>>15469
L-lewd
>>15470
Good morning, Scarfu~! I are just tired but doing okay, thanks~ Scott Pilgrim vs The World just came on TV so I'm pretty happy n_n How are you?
No.15473
>Walk to fridge to check for food
>No food, have to go to the store
>Stores closed because of fathers day
>Get take-out instead
>Have to wait for ages
>Finally get home with my delicious hamburger, fries and milkshake
>Dog drops milkshake all over the floor
>Fries were cold the moment I cleaned that shit up
Atleast the Hamburger was good.
No.15475
>>15472
>I are just tired
We can tell~
No.15476
>>15473
That is not a healthy meal at all!
No.15477
Woah, what a wild ride… Never again, cake…
>>15472
Hey Krystal! How's it going? I would offer you cake but I seem to have ran out.
tfw Dad isn't in ;-;
No.15478
>>15475
Teehee
>>15477
Don't you worry~ I certainly appreciate the offer, though.
No.15479
>>15476
I was going to get a healthy meal, I was actually looking forward to making me some "Broodje gezond" but the fucking stores were closed.
Oh well, I'll work it off.
No.15480
>>15472
I was being pure.
>>15479
Subs are so fucking delicious.
No.15481
>>15477
Welcome back, Ramona!
>>15479
We'll need to lift those calories away.
No.15482
>>15481
Looking forward to it.
No.15483
>>15480
I'll take your word for it
No.15484
>>15480
Mmm yes, subs are sooo delicious…
Why do you think I've taken such a liking to Colours?
No.15485
>>15477
Glad to see you survived the effects of the cake.
No.15486
>>15484
I..I.. huh wha-?
OH
No.15487
>>15483
Thank you~.
>>15484
Subs you say?
No.15488
>>15484
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>15485
Yeah, I think I'll try making pastries next time.
No.15489
I finally got a new tonk.
No.15490
>>15472
I'm doing alright. Tired as always, but a tad hungry as well. Good taste, by the way
>>15477
Oh thank god! I didn't want to see you hurt yourself at all.
>>15484
It took me a minute…lewd
No.15492
>>15488
>pastries
Can't wait to see what new and terrible things will happen to us.
No.15493
No.15494
No.15495
No.15497
No.15498
>>15490
-nod nod- I have a sausage being cooked up right now for some lunch.
I love Scott Pilgrim, and Ramona Flowers has always been my western waifu
No.15499
>>15496
*hugs* how are all of you doing?
No.15500
>>15491
Hey Weird! Don't worry, there's no cake this time!
>>15492
I'll try to use a different cookbook next time, so then, everyone will be happy!
No.15501
>>15498
Urge to make Krystal x Sausage joke rising…
Must! RESIST!
No.15502
>>15501
You and Aleister are both super lood this morning.
No.15503
>>15500
No need to worry yourself I didn't bring any sweets
No.15504
>>15502
Am I? I was trying to reign myself in a bit today.
No.15506
>>15503
So you did.
You brought yourself!
No.15507
>>15506
You're too damn cute for your own good.
No.15508
No.15510
>>15506
How can one man contain this much cute?
>>15505
Oh?
No.15511
Den is irredeemably the cutest.
No.15512
>>15506
Can we conclude that Den is the smoothest talker if we didn't already?
No.15513
>>15512
I feel pretty convinced.
No.15514
No.15515
You know that comic where it's the guy saying something to the girl and the next frame is them fucking?
Well that guy is Den and the girl is /ccrp/.
No.15518
M-my lunch is ready, I'll return in a little bit~
Maybe get a cup of coffee in me and perk up a bit.
No.15519
>>15518
I can think of other things that would perk you up besides caffeine. Enjoy though.
No.15520
>>15518
When you come back you'll get something else in you.
No.15521
>>15519
>>15520
You people are so indecent today!
No.15522
No.15523
>>15518
Get me some coffee too, please!
No.15524
>>15521
Couldn't agree more.
No.15525
>>15521
I thought you would agree! Caffeine is pretty bad for you and there's other healthy alternatives.
I wasn't being lewd, you girls just keep misinterpreting what I say.
No.15526
True pure love?! Maybe Koto-senpai will finally admit his feelings for me!
No.15527
>>15524
As long as it doesn't involve my family or Senpai, I don't mind it much.
No.15529
>>15526
There you are Nurai ~
I've been waiting
No.15530
>>15525
Perhaps the lewd ones… ARE THEM!
No.15531
>>15525
I question that notion, Aleister. Could it just be a cover up for yet another involuntary lapsus on your end?
>>15526
>>15527
>>15529
Whoa! Where did all you lovely people come from?
No.15532
>>15526
Once again, good luck.
>>15530
That's what I'm beginning to think, they are slowly trying to convert me by turning my innocent words into lewd monstrosities.
No.15534
>>15528
Thank you, Weird! If Koto-senpai doesn't admit his love for me then I'll develop a truth serum or love potion or something!
>>15529
Don't try anything crazy Nyano….
>>15531
Hi Lux!
No.15535
>>15532
Thank you Aleister-kun!
No.15536
>>15534
oohhh~ I can help you!
No.15537
>>15527
It won't. it better not
>>15526
Hello, Nurai~
No.15538
>>15531
me, i've been watching for nurai from….. a
distance.
>>15534
I dont think Crazy, i think insane1
No.15539
>>15527
hello auntie styles~
No.15540
>>15531
I'm almost certain that most of the things I say just keep getting taken in a lewd way. Unless my memory is failing me I've not said anything lewd to anyone.
>>15533
Thank you, Weird. At least I can look to you and Den not to distort my words.
>>15535
Go get'em!
No.15541
>>15531
I've always been here, I'm just lurking and playing the witcher.
>>15537
To be honest, the only person I have to watch out for here is Krishna, the woman is insatiable.
>>15539
Hey Weird, how is my favorite niece on this beautiful day?
No.15542
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
check em
No.15543
No.15544
>>15542
>>15543
But you did finally get that 7!
No.15545
>>15519
>>15520
Holy lewd!
I just got my fill of sausage, that's for sure
>>15523
I just brewed some, it's President's Choice so it's not the best quality but it's definitely high mid range~ -hands a cup over-
No.15546
>>15541
I don't know good I guesse worried a lot though
No.15547
>>15541
She listens to me sometimes so I'll try to be the voice of reason.
No.15548
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15542
10 get!
>>15545
Best girl in thread, thank you! <3
No.15549
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>15542
Amity can't roll.
No.15550
>>15544
I only seem to get 7s when I don't want them. I got like 3 in a row during karaoke.
>>15548
Nice 10!
No.15551
>>15538
That makes two of us! I wholeheartedly support your distant admiration.
>>15540
You'll have to prove your well-meaning innocence to me. I'm not sure how yet, but it will be fun!
>>15542
I see you still have a gambling addiction.
No.15552
>>15548
You're welcome n_n
No.15553
>>15549
Neither can Drax apparently.
No.15555
No.15556
No.15557
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15550
N-no bully
Serious roll this time!
>>15554
2fast
No.15558
>>15546
About what? Can I do anything to help?
You know you can always rely on Auntie Styles!!
>>15547
Much appreciated, she used to listen to me but it seems her libido had outgrown her common sense, so I had to fist of the north star on her ass.
No.15560
>>15518
Hmm, perhaps a crude, quick little doodle could perk up Krystal's spirits.
No.15561
>>15555
im so god damn mad
No.15562
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>15555
Why can't I hold all these 5s?
No.15563
>>15560
[breathing intensifies]
I've never been drawn before, thank you, Den~
No.15564
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>15562
Well that's 2 5s right there.
No.15565
>>15545
Hopefully your stomach is full and you're awake now.
>>15551
When you find a test, please be sure to let me know.
>>15562
Nice 10.
No.15566
>>15553
tfw you don't eve nknow how to roll
>>15558
well I need to complete a report about my office practise. I am going to be a camp leader and watch after a bunch of kids in a few days.
No.15567
>>15565
Oh, I'm definitely full.
Oh boy, it's the Lucas Lee scene in Scott Pilgrim. Based Chris Evans
No.15568
>>15566
I'm sure you'll do great, you do take after your mother in that department.
Just remember to lay down the law!!
No.15569
>>15566
*pets weird*
No need to worry, you'll do a fine job.
No.15570
>>15558
I have my ways of making other people worry, so preventing something like that could be simple, to say the least.
No.15571
>>15567
I don't know any actors by name.
No.15572
>>15568
to lay down law?
>>15569
*purrs* thanks
No.15573
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15566
Also, to roll, you just click on show post options and set the dice to one, and the sides to 10.
Remember to turn it off afterwards though unless you want to roll on every post afterwards.
No.15574
>>15573
You've no idea what hell you've unleashed.
No.15575
>>15573
I have been wondering that… but to afraid to ask…..
No.15576
| Rolled 7, 2, 4, 2, 8, 4, 3, 9, 4, 2 + 10 = 55 (10d10) |
>>15575
No.15577
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15573
Styles can't roll 10s.
No.15578
>>15572
You know, be assertive!!
Kids can be cruel, but if you show them you're not one to be taken lightly, then they'll always listen to you!!
I'm sure this advice will backfire, how old are the kids we're talking about?
No.15579
>>15571
Chris Evans - He's also Captain 'Murrica
No.15580
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>15576
…
No.15581
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15577
Neither can you
Here's how it's done
No.15582
No.15584
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>15581
>>15577
Nice one fags, check this.
I already got a 10 in like my 2nd last post so I don't expect this to work.
No.15585
>>15574
Ah well, let the people have their fun I say, just don't go overboard people!!
>>15577
>>15581
Do I need to start singing again?
No.15586
>>15573
Thanks!
>>15574
what do you mean lux?
>>15578
oh it can range from kindergarden to 16. And sometimes some autists go there when they are like 20. also I heard that tip from older leaders
No.15588
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15574
>>15582
A hell of daring luck and extreme cuteness.
I roll to hug Lux. (please roll high please roll high)
No.15589
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>15588
No.15590
>>15588
As hopeless as the rest, it would seem.
No.15592
>>15588
Instead of hugging Lux you punch her in the gut a few times then RKO her.
GG.
No.15593
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
I want to test this
No.15595
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
No.15596
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>15589
I roll to pick up Den and hug him on the couch.
No.15597
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15594
Hello!
Rolling to hug Annon
No.15599
>>15594
Hello, Annon! It's nice to see you.
No.15600
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
I'm rolling to _____.
>>15579
Oh, him.
>>15594
Hello.
No.15601
>>15590
Nonsense! I'll cast away all despair and radiate HOPE!
I'll need no rolls whatsoever!
*Hugs Lux*
No.15602
>>15551
May have had a peek at you once or twice
No.15603
>>15597
More like rolling to piledrive her.
No.15604
>>15586
Hmmm…..then the strategy might vary between age groups……Really little kids may be easy to control, but 16 year olds might be more difficult.
I guess in that situation, I can only advise to keep them entertained.
>>15594
Hey you beautiful person, thanks for the OJ!!
No.15605
>>15594
Annon-oneesama! Where have you been?
No.15606
>>15579
He's also super fucking hot.
No.15607
>>15594
Hey Annon, how are you?
No.15608
>>15597
>>15603
I-i just wanted to say hello
No.15609
>>15606
Oh, you don't have to tell me twice
No.15610
>>15604
well if it will be little kids I would have to help them with everything but controll will be easy. if it's 16 they most likely been to camps so they will do everything for me but it won't be easy controling them
No.15611
>>15594
Hey, Annon~ How're you doing?
No.15612
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15608
Rolling to hug Kate <3
No.15613
>>15601
Much better. *hugs Den*
>>15602
That isn't much compared to the constant surveillance I have on everyone, including you! I can't afford to miss a single hug between you and Kyoka.
No.15614
>>15613
luuux! what did you mean by unleashing stuff when I auqired knowledge about dice rolling?
No.15615
>>15612
I feel much better now~
No.15616
>>15610
Well I wish you the best of luck anyhow, I'm sure you'll be fine.
After all, you have the blood of champions in you!!
No.15617
>>15614
It only served to encourage everyone's crippling addiction.
No.15618
>>15613
Lux is best… now I just need to simultaneously hug best Drax and I will achieve a state of infinite bliss.
No.15619
>>15616
nyahahah! I am sure in myself too!
>>15617
gambling is fun though
No.15620
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15613
My friends in the RAF are busy, i will have to ask for another drone next time!
I have a list of people… and your on it!
No.15621
I see no more cakes so I guess its good to come out of hiding.
Hi!
No.15623
>>15621
Thank god that is over.
No.15624
No.15625
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>15621
No.15626
>>15625
>3
>Drugs herself
What even..
No.15627
>>15621
YOU GOT TONGUED BY RAMONA OH MY GOD!
No.15628
>>15620
Spiders are far more effective in this endeavour.
>>15621
Hello, Kiro!
No.15629
>>15627
How will she ever live to face Scarfu?
No.15630
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>>15626
Drugs are bad and i will not have them on my base!
No.15631
>>15627
>tongued by Ramona
O-oh my
No.15633
No.15636
>>15621
Welcome back to the realm of the living
No.15637
>>15630
*throws a bunch of pills at nyano*
No.15638
>>15627
Yeah, I got it to stop before anything bad happened, though
>>15630
I read that whole thing as mr mackey..
>>15634
Shut.
>>15636
I've been here, just lurking to see when this thread calmed down.
No.15639
I'll be back later, I gotta run an errand.
No.15640
No.15641
>>15638
If you kissed her can you kiss me too?
No.15643
>>15627
>>15634
spoiler me next spoiler
>>15637
Do not make me bring out the big guns little miss!
No.15644
>>15643
thats not how it works
No.15646
>>15638
It's a shame, though. I might be leaving in the next hour or so to go visit my grandparents. Not now, though, you're not rid of me as of yet.
No.15648
>>15641
I-It was against my will! I had no choice but to kiss her after she drugged me..
>>15645
Shut
>>15646
Well as long as you're here, I'm fine..
No.15649
>>15536
Really? You'll help me?!
>>15537
Hiya Scarfu
>>15538
W-where you do you get all this stuff?
No.15651
>>15647
THESE GUNS!
>>15649
From work~x
i can show you around the hanger if you want
No.15652
>>15648
>I n-never liked it y-you guys I s-swear
Okay sweetheart.
No.15653
>>15652
Don't get me wrong, you guys are good friends to me, just some not like that..
No.15654
>>15651
alright alright I see… buuuut how about drugs that enchance you? like you could shoot a bird's brain out with or run for few days straight?
No.15655
>>15648
>I-It was against my will!
Be honest now, you loved it~
No.15656
>>15648
Whatever you say, little lady…
No.15657
>>15650
Could you make me the strongest stuff you got? I can slip it into his wine….
>>15651
no way! I don't trust you being alone wi th me!
No.15658
>>15648
I should be for a little while, at least. I do have to run a few errands at some point either today or tomorrow morning.
No.15659
>>15657
alright, tell me what you want though.
No.15660
>>15653
>not kissing your friends on the lips with tongues
No.15661
>>15654
Why shoot the brain when my challenger 2 can blow it apart… it can also go for 550KM at a time!
>>15657
Dont worrie we wont be alone, just you , me and the challenger 3, now here have a drink!
No.15663
>>15661
what about runing….
No.15664
>>15658
Well as long as you don't leave me alone with these people right away, they have been A LOT more lewd recently
>>15660
At the most, I would give the a peck on cheek.
No.15665
No.15666
>>15663
Now adays its all about mechanised infantry, and im still pretty fit so i can run my fair share
No.15667
>>15659
Well my last resort is the love potion….so I guess I'll take a truth serum! That way he can't hide from his feelings!
>>15661
What kind of drink is it?
No.15668
>>15666
okay what drugs would you want then?
No.15669
>>15664
Gimme my fucking peck then.
No.15670
>>15667
alright but it will take some time
No.15671
>>15667
spiced whiskey and ginger ale!
>>15668
Drugs
are
Bad!
No.15673
My dad said to me "Crack is whack" last year and I still haven't figured out if he meant it was good or bad.
No.15674
>>15664
I've noticed that second part…
>>15668
Drugs are pretty bad.
No.15675
>>15664
>>15674
I can see the scarf coming off soon……
No.15677
>>15669
*I sigh then quickly kiss your cheek* There, n-now leave me alone!
No.15678
>>15677
Kiro and Amity, sitting in a tree~
No.15679
>>15677
And to think I almost forgot to tell you: You were adorable when you were showing your feminine side yesterday, Kiro.
No.15680
>>15675
I-I'd prefer not to.
No.15684
No.15687
>>15684
im so stupid ::c
>>15671
I
I
I
V
>>15672
No.15688
>>15682
Please do not bully the niece…….
No.15689
>>15686
you got what i mean… im just going to stop trying brb
No.15690
No.15691
>>15683
I was not present, but I did catch a glimse of Kiro crying on someones shoulder after being physically assaulted by Ramona. It was… rather cute.
No.15692
>>15691
I don't cry, I just wanted a hug…
No.15693
>>15691
I didn't physically assault her… She was asking for it!
No.15694
>>15693
You drugged me with a cake and you know it!
No.15695
>>15691
Sounds juicy, too bad I wasn't there……Kiro can be so affectionate.
But it seems I'm in her bad books at the moment.
No.15696
>>15694
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS ROOFIED?
No.15698
>>15696
You made the cakes, for one!
No.15699
>>15696
You had to know or you wouldn't have forced me to eat 50!
No.15700
>>15696
Reading back on it, it sounds more like an aphrodisiac, or some other type of hormone inducing drug.
Roofies would have made her conk out like a broken christmas light.
Just sayain
No.15701
Hello, and good morning everyone!
I was wondering if there are any character that look similar to your Rinmaru.
I've been told that I look like Maya from AA.
No.15702
>>15701
Hello, Yemi-chan! How nice to see you.
No.15703
I have to get going. Visiting grandparents and whatnot. I'll be back later~
And remember, if something happens that I would not approve of, I will know
No.15704
>>15697
>>15698
I put in what the recipe said to put in! I don't read the fine print on these things!
>>15699
YOU SAID YOU WERE HUNGRY!
No.15705
>>15701
Hi, that interesting I don't know.
No.15706
>>15701
Morning!
And none that i can think of…
No.15707
>>15704
why didn't you read it!?
No.15708
>>15700
Just super sayain?
>>15703
Bye, Scarfu, see you when you get back~!
>>15704
FOR 1!
No.15709
>>15701
Good morning/afternoon senpai~
<3
No.15710
>>15701
Morning Yemi! How's it going?
No.15711
>>15708
BUT YOU HARDLY EAT SO I THOUGHT I WAS BEING NICE!
No.15712
I think its time to let my hair down!
>>15686
They're bad. BAD BAD BAD
>>15688
Are you threatening me!
No.15713
No.15714
>>15701
I just noticed that it's afternoon/evening for everyone here.
>>15709
Hiya, Styles-chan!
*hugs*
>>15711
Doing good.
No.15715
>>15711
IF I WANTED MORE I WOULD OF SAID!!
I have no more skree pictures
No.15716
>>15714
Durr, forgot my image.
No.15717
>>15701
Afternoon, Yemi.
Also, I have no clue.
No.15719
>>15712
A friendly warning.
Family is important to me…….I'll defend them any way I can.
No.15720
>>15713
Because the mighty leaders of the british empire said so!
>>15701
heya yems!
No.15721
>>15715
BUT IT TASTED GOOD, DIDN'T IT?!
No.15722
>>15721
I done arguing with you Cause I'm out of pictures to yell at you with until I make more I'm gonna go play HM2, yell if you need me.
No.15723
>>15709
Lovestruck Styles is more adorable than anyone should have the right to be.
No.15724
>>15720
Don't you have your own head on your shoulders?
No.15726
>>15723
I can't help it!!
When I see senpai, my heart skips a beat!!
No.15727
>>15726
that so sweet auntie styles~
No.15728
>>15723
I know, right? It melts my heart.
No.15729
So many sweet things here today that none of the cakes could compare.
No.15730
>>15728
I'm happy to hear I'm doing my job well~
No.15731
>>15724
I have a duty to Queen and Country!
>>15719
You dont seem in a very good possition to be "position" me
No.15732
>>15731
GOD DAMN IT …. there is something wrong with me today
position to be warning me***
No.15733
So, what is everyone up to this fine evening?
No.15734
>>15731
*puts a small pill near nyano* now I want to take it and justhink about this okay? no need to eat it. jsut think about it.
No.15735
Ah, time to sleep just before the peak of activity. As jarring as it is to miss it every day, it does serve as a potent source of entertainment to skim through while I'm having my cup of morning coffee.
Good night, everyone! I hope you have a great day!
No.15736
No.15737
>>15733
Picked up Legend of Grimrock again after leaving it half-finished a few months ago.
Promptly realized i was in the middle of a maze with no map.
>>15735
Good night!
No.15738
>>15735
Good night, Lux.
>>15733
I'm trying to figure that out.
No.15739
>>15735
Good night best Lux. May your dreams be full of kidnappings.
…And not to devour all of these fishies!
No.15740
>>15734
* i back up against the wall*
Dont bring that near me!
Im warning you!
>>15735
im watching you sleep!
No.15741
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>15740
*flickers a pill at nyano*
No.15742
>>15735
Night Lux!
>>15733
Playing some P4AU, unfortunately getting destroyed by Americans.
No.15743
>>15735
Aw, you're leaving?
Well, get a good night's sleep then!
No.15744
Lord help me I'm at Starbucks again and I'm looki NH around to see if someone can bum me a cigarette. People are actually really nice about that around here
No.15745
>>15741
>>15741
GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
No.15747
>>15744
>Startbucks
>Cigarettes
No.15748
No.15749
>>15744
Nurai, please turn back before it's too late!
No.15750
>>15744
Seems you and me are the only ones that enjoy a nice coffee and cigarette…
No.15751
>>15741
* i get up and lean close to your face *
Dont do that!
No.15752
>>15746
>Not setting up your Mac laptop on that small round table in the corner of the Starbucks, drink a double smooth flappybirdochino with frothy goo, lay your paperback copy of Atlus Shrugged on the table, adjust your bowtie and then pretend to write your screenplay but you're really just browsing tumblr
No.15753
>>15751
*shrugs* don't do what?
No.15754
>>15752
Den please
Anyhow, time to give krauts a healthy dose of FREEDOM
No.15755
Morin' girls!
>>15744
I do love me some Starbucks, but it's fucking expensive. Nearly $5 for a tiny ass frap? Bull-pucky!
No.15756
>>15752
That's what I call living the dream.
No.15757
No.15758
>>15755
Morning Krishna! More cake?
No.15759
No.15760
>>15755
Morning!
>>15758
Have mercy
No.15761
>>15754
I eat your freedom for breakfast!
No.15762
>>15755
Morning Krishna, you seem happy!
>>15758
NO
>>15752
That was the most hipster white girl thing ever
No.15763
File: 1434912882430.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.08 KB, 455x600, 91:120, Ramona Unleashed.jpg)
>>15760
NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK
No.15764
>>15754
Yes, time to give those corporate slaves and spandex-clad xenonuts a taste of true freedom!
No.15765
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>15763
Rolling to smack the cake out of Ramonas hands
No.15766
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>15765
Rolling for the cake to fly into Kate's mouth
No.15767
>>15764
but den wouldn't you support some alien technology
No.15768
>>15754
Did someone say freedom?
No.15769
>>15766
Crisis averted.
>>15767
>xeno scum
No.15770
>>15758
N-No thank you…
>>15762
Thanks! And I am! I slept like a baby last night! But how are you?
No.15771
>>15769
this isn't 40k right now
No.15772
>>15767
My niece shouldn't have taste this good.
No.15773
>>15770
D'aw… Okie doke, I'll get back to my pastries…
(Still need to finish that fight later, if you're up for it!)
No.15774
>>15753
* i rest my head on yours*
Dont aggravate me, or i will have to punish you
No.15775
>>15774
if you don't move your head I will do soemthing unexpected
No.15776
>>15770
Nice to hear that, and I'm fine too… And remember not to eat any cake.
No.15779
>>15775
*I push and hold both of your arms to the wall*
im waiting!
No.15781
>>15773
Sure! Anytime you're ready!
>>15776
I won't, I won't.
>>15777
REJOICE
No.15782
File: 1434913610098.jpg (354.83 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, vanu_engineer_by_meyeranek….jpg)
>>15778
Den please~
>>15779
*kisses nyano*
No.15784
>>15780
Tech priests a best
No.15786
Hiya everyone, what's going on in this thread?
No.15787
No.15789
>>15783
Yemi-senpai is gorgeous!!!
No.15790
>>15782
*initially panicking i calm down, stay put for abit then pull away slowly with a smile*
W-What?
>>15786
NOthing!
No.15791
No.15792
No.15794
>>15790
I told you it would be unexpected! Nyahahaha
No.15795
>>15783
>>15789
Both of you are cute as all hell.
No.15797
>>15794
You got me at first. but is that all you got!?
* i lean even further in, touching your nose with mine
No.15798
>>15797
well other means will be useless since you are a soldier so yeah I kidna ran out of options
No.15800
>>15795
And you're pretty cute yourself! *eskimo kisses*
No.15801
>>15798
I wont be mad if you do it agian
No.15802
Ara ara~
Just look at how cute everyone is!
No.15803
>>15801
okay~ *kisses again* but I have to go to sleep now, goodnight
No.15805
>>15800
Hmp, You are too, I guess.
>>15803
If you didn't go to sleep, I think something would of started. Night
My mouse is blinking and I don't know why. IT KNOWS THE BOARD IS 2CUTE4IT
No.15807
>>15802
*sneaks up to you*
*hugs you from behind*
HIYA, SY-CHAN!
No.15808
>>15807
I really like your hair, Yemi-chan. It is similar to mine~ ^^ Can I brush it?
No.15809
>>15805
N-Nah, I ain't that cute~ *blushes*
>>15807
*sneaks behind and hugs both*
Ayyyyy~
No.15810
No.15812
>>15804
Berserker and Son of Nurgle are pretty cool guys, but i gotta go with the Noise Marine.
No.15814
>>15809
You're cuter then me, that's for sure!
No.15815
>>15809
>>15807
*hugs both*
How are you two doing~?
No.15817
>Playing HM2
>Beard carries Jacket out of the building
>He breaks down when trying to call for a rescue chopper
>Tells Jacket that those no need to repay him
>"It's on the house"
No.15819
>>15812
It's hard to ignore a baler sound system.
No.15820
>>15808
You like my hair? I like your hair too, Kyoka-chan!
And of course you can brush it.
>>15809
Hey, Krishna-chan!
Also what do you mean you're not that cute? You are the cutest lewd girl I know.
>>15815
Great. It's been an adorable day.
No.15822
>>15814
Y-You really think so…? *blushes harder and starts kicking the ground*
>>15815
I'm good! And how are you today, Cheryl-chan~?
>>15820
*MAXIMUM BLUSH* Nooo~ I'm not that cute~
No.15823
>>15815
Syfu is best waifu
No.15825
>>15822
Of course! Like I said to Scarfu, I don't lie..
No.15826
>>15822
Well you can be pretty cute when you're not fondling people to be honest.
No.15827
So what did you get your dad for Father's Day?
No.15830
No.15832
>>15828
>>15829
>The blood on the second one
MMMHMHMHM
No.15833
>>15820
Woooo!! *Sits behind you and undos your hair ties, letting it flow down your back as I brush my fingers through your hair relaxingly.* It smells great too~ what do you use on it? *I smile as I get out a brush and start to gently brush from your crown to the bottom of your hair in a smooth pattern*
No.15834
>>15820
Glad to hear that!
>>15822
I'm doing alright, thanks for asking.
>>15823
Drax please…
No.15835
>>15830
What's wrong? Don't have a father to love?
No.15836
>>15827
I got him this with the words "Worlds best Dave" engraved on it.
No.15837
>>15835
It's a story I would rather not go into.
No.15839
>>15838
I hate you for giving me all these feels
No.15841
>>15839
Don't worry about it, it's on the house :^)
No.15842
>>15825
>>15826
W-Well, i-it's not like I want you to call me c-c-c-cute, or anything…. B-B-Bakas…
>>15834
That's good. A-Also, sorry about before…
>>15838
__thanks mr skeltal_____
No.15844
>>15842
Huh, before?
What about it?
No.15845
>>15842
So you can handle lewd like a pro, but the cuteness is your weakness?
Interesting…..
I can use that
No.15846
>>15842
You actually have a weakness?
No.15848
>>15842
Come here! *I give you a bear hug*
>>15845
Oh?
>>15847
>Sound webm
:^)
No.15849
>>15833
I'm so sorry, but I have to leave right now. My father just came home, and we're going to spend some time together. We'll continue this later. Please forgive me.
No.15850
>>15849
None needed, enjoy your time with your parent!!
And remember!!
I love you!!
<3
No.15851
>>15844
W-Well I just feel bad about it…
>>15845
W-What do you mean by that…?
>>15846
Hey, no one is perfect.
>>15848
*BLUSHING UP TO 11*
EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH~?
>>15847
:^)
No.15852
>>15849
It's cool~ Have a nice time with your father ^^ I mean, it is father's day afterall!
Although, next time, you gotta brush my hair! :3
No.15853
>>15851
Hey, you're my friend, friends get hugs.. I would hug Scarfu more, but she would hit me
No.15854
>>15851
It means that anytime you play up, I can always smother you with cuteness!!
Krishnaaaaa~
No.15855
>>15851
I guess you have a point.
No.15856
Kiro was all "muh anti-lewd" up until this point but now she's smooching Ramona and even going for Krishna.
Has she finally revealed her true face?
No.15857
>>15856
I think she's just been broken.
No.15858
>>15856
I think it has something to do with her not so secret lover~
No.15859
>>15856
I guess I just have those charms, Rebby~
No.15860
>>15858
>her not so secret lover
Call me slow, but did I miss something?
No.15861
>>15856
>forced to kiss ramona
>giving Krishna a hug
>Lewd
>>15858
Who would that be?
>>15859
YOU DRUGGED ME AND SHOVED YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT WITHOUT MY CONSENT!
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
No.15863
>>15860
>>15861
It's definitely got something to do with scarfu…..maybe she's awoken a raging passion in her heart…..
Or loins
No.15864
>>15861
You are literally trying to get into Krishna's pants right now.
No.15865
>>15851
Don't worry about it, alright?
*hugs tight*
No.15866
>>15861
It's okay, I won't judge you.
>>15863
Oh my.
No.15867
>>15861
IT'S OKAY KIRO
YOUR SOUL IS STILL PURE
No.15868
>>15862
*jimmies intensifies*
>>15863
Don't talk about Scarfu like that.
>>15864
I'm being a friend! Atleast thats how me and my friends act
>>15866
Thank you, Alei..
No.15870
>>15868
Now come give me a friendship hug.
No.15871
>>15868
Oh wait, the super strong blush on your rin gave me the wrong idea but you have it on default.
I'm still going to say you tried to fuck Krishna though.
No.15872
I just want to play games and maybe do tabletop gaming roleplay. Is that so hard to ask? All the other roleplaying makes me feel so uneasy.
No.15873
>>15869
Of course, look at him! He wouldn't hurt a fly!
No.15874
>>15872
Check out the Maid RPG thread
No.15875
>>15869
Bullshit
>>15870
… Don't try anything *I slowly inch towards you and give you a half hug*
>>15871
Just stop..
No.15876
>>15868
Apologies……I didn't mean to cause offence, but you HAVE changed over the past couple of days, and that was my assumption.
I won't prod any more if I'm upsetting you…..
No.15877
>>15872
Now that this anon mentions it, anyone want to play something?
No.15878
>>15875
I wouldn't dare.
>>15877
Depends on what you have in mind.
No.15879
>>15877
I wouldn't mind some classic epic mafia……the witcher is starting to bore me and we've just been playing those minigames on there instead.
It might be nice to go back to basics.
No.15880
>>15853
W-Well, you should hug her more often. I'm sure she'll get use to it, eventually…
>>15854
Kya~
>>15855
It's not good for someone to have no weakness, otherwise they never learn humility.
>>15856
Kari has powerful influence.
>>15861
Accept it.
No.15881
>>15879
Sounds good, anyone else want to play?
No.15882
>>15875
But Kiroooo!
If I'm upsetting you I'll stop after this, I don't mean to be mean
No.15883
No.15884
No.15885
>>15880
I feel like I've never thought about this before.
You provoking something other than lewd thoughts is rather amazing.
>>15881
I think I can play a couple rounds, just give me like 2-3 minutes.
No.15886
No.15887
>>15882
It's just the fact that you shoved your tongue into my mouth, like why?
No.15888
>>15885
Hey, I do have hobbies outside of lewd. Philosophy just happens to be one of them.
No.15889
>>15887
I think the OP image of the thread will give you the reason.
No.15890
>>15887
I'm not actually that sure myself… I'm sorry Kiro…
No.15893
No.15895
>>15894
What exactly is that covering?
No.15896
No.15898
>When the detective gets a mafia report on you and you convince everyone you we're suited by tailor
No.15899
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>15896
Roll to hug Amity!
No.15900
No.15901
>>15899
Go hug yourself I guess.
No.15902
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Rolling to reverse Kate's hug toward herself back to Amity.
No.15903
>>15899
If you hit me with your terrible rolls one more time, Kate..
No.15904
>Return, tired as always
>Read up on everything
>Secret love interest
>Kiro getting gluteus madimus(?)
>Questioning purity
I leave for a couple hours and I return confused as fuck. Send help.
No.15905
>>15904
I don't even know either, all is lost and the board is fucked.
No.15906
No.15907
>>15904
>>15905
The purity is being sucked out of you.
No.15908
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>15902
T-thanks
>>15903
ROLLING
FOR
HUG
I got this
No.15909
>>15907
Scarfu's is fine but you people seem to like raping me, so mine is mostly gone.. THOUGH I'M TRYING TO SALVAGE THE LITTLE PURITY I HAVE LEFT
>>15908
You are failing so badly..
No.15910
No.15911
File: 1434921192675.png (829.39 KB, 600x897, 200:299, Don't Believe Jane's Lies .png)
No.15912
>>15909
You want to be a little lewd, you admitted it yourself!
>>15908
Don't got this.
No.15914
>>15909
>>15910
>>15912
I just wanted a hug…
>>15911
Perfect.
No.15915
>>15911
The colour of the back hair is wrong 0/10
No.15917
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
I want to hug Amity too.
No.15919
>>15911
No one ever listens to me.
No.15920
>>15915
I downloaded this from the original wave of Rins.
I can't be bothered to remake Jane and change the back hair color.
No.15921
>>15917
*hug*
>>15918
*I pull Kate over and hug her too*
No.15922
>>15909
Hmmm raping Kiro? Though I could never rape anyone the idea is tempting…
No.15924
No.15925
>>15923
Mmmmm Kiro's body on mine…..be glad I love Koto-senpai
No.15926
>>15911
Holy shit, you just made my day.
No.15928
No.15929
>>15925
Why don't you rape Koto-senpai?
No.15930
>>15907
My purity will never be taken from me.
I have to do some cleaning so my responses will be slow as shit
No.15931
>>15930
We'll see about that.
No.15932
>>15930
B-but Scarfu x Everyone is my OTP!
No.15933
>>15930
And that's a good thing cause if it did, I would loose my shit
>>15931
No
>>15932
NO
No.15935
No.15936
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
I kind of like the thought of Scarfu remaining pure.
Rolling to keep Scarfu Pure.
No.15938
.>>15933
Kiro, I have a feeling you're going to love my latest idea.
No.15939
>>15936
SCARFSLUT CONFIRMED
No.15941
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15936
Shit
Rolling
No.15942
>>15929
R-rape Koto-senpai?! N-never! I would never take him like that! It must be his decision! It must be consensual! Then the intimate moment will be full of hot passion and pure love! To rid myself of that moment would be terrible!
No.15943
No.15944
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>15941
RNGESUS HELP ME OUT
No.15946
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>15944
FUCK
No.15947
No.15948
>>15936
>Rolling to keep Scarfu Pure.
Local Scarfu loses purity.
More at 11.
No.15949
No.15951
No.15952
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>15936
>>15941
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Even so, RNGesus never stopped me
No.15953
No.15954
No.15955
>>15952
Sorry, my rolls only ever work for counters.
No.15956
No.15957
>>15952
GET THOSE PANTIES OFF SWEETIE~!
No.15958
>>15953
see
>>15952
*It was nice knowing you.**
No.15959
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Rolling for both Kiro and Scarfu's purity
No.15961
No.15963
>>15957
>>15952
*shields Scarf*
Not happening!
No.15964
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Rolling to counter Yemi's purity.
No.15966
No.15967
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| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>15964
Everyone will be pure.
No.15968
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>15955
Oh yeah? Counter this! Beer to mouth attack!
Also Hi everyone! Why do you always have to make me miss all the fun stuff? Monster girls, Den teaching art…
At least I'll always have alcohol to comfort me~
No.15970
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
Roll for purity check
>>15968
Hey!
No.15972
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Protecting everyone's purity and turning everything back to normal
>>15970
Noice
No.15973
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>>15957
>>15958
Shut it!
My purity will remain in tact!
No.15974
>>15973
That's what Kiro said too.
No.15975
>>15972
That's good enough
>>15973
You have my permission to take off the scarf
No.15976
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15967
Rolling for purity.
Love will conquer all.
No.15977
>>15970
Purest girl confirmed!
No.15978
>>15973
>>15975
>takes off the scarf
>unScarfu takes the rest of Kiro's purity instead
No.15979
>>15976
Hah.
You collapse under the weight of your armour and are molested by Kate. Congrats.
No.15980
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Dice rolls mean nothing, my love is as pure as the freshly fallen snow.
No.15982
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>15968
Rolling to counter your beer down your own throat.
Welcome.
I'll probably drink tomorrow after everything.
No.15983
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Purity roll!
No.15984
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>15967
>>15976
Don't worry, I am here to save the purity
No.15985
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>15980
See?
No.15986
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Purity roll.
My bad rolls will tell the truth.
No.15987
>>15984
Is that RWBY?
>>15985
That's my sis!!
No.15988
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
If 6, all purity rolls get a 1+ modifier
No.15989
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>>15973
My rage is too strong to be contained by my scarf
No.15990
>>15985
Sy-ranger saves the day.
No.15991
>>15987
It is yes, plenty of art of cute girls there.
No.15992
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
What is purity? A miserable little pile of lies.
No.15993
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>15982
Mwraha! You can't resist my drunken advances!
*Takes a final sip, then begins to force the bottle into Aleister's mouth*
>>15970
Hi!
No.15994
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>15991
Phyrra is best girl next to Penny.
No.15995
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>15986
It's not too late to repent, sinner!
Rolling to save Amitys soul!
No.15996
>>15989
IM NOT EVEN MAD! LET SCARFLESS OUT! FOR ONCE I WANT TO SEE HER DESTROY!
No.15997
>>15982
also what are you drinking to tomorrow then?
No.15998
>>15995
This thread isn't treating my sides that well
No.15999
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>>15995
Rekt
>>15994
I actually think Yang a best.
No.16000
>>15995
Looks like I am the lewdest.
You know they say appearances can be decieving.
No.16002
Hey guys, whats going on her-
No.16003
>>15999
Nora is best RWBY.
No.16004
>>16000
Amity is pure!
…Pure lewd!
No.16005
>>16004
>>16002
LEAVE! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU TWO
No.16006
>>16004
I will not let her take my spot as the lewdest, don't make me bring out the ULTRA LEWD.
No.16007
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Rolling for Purity.
>>15999
I like Yang too. Show actually has too many best girls.
>>15993
Lisa why!~*gaglesgpojadgjpodgds*
>>15997
Hennessy
No.16009
>>16006
You need to prove you're any lewder than me.
Any ideas how you'll do that?
No.16011
>>16005
It's okay, I can take it!
>>16006
>>16009
GASP, LEWDRAX VERSUS AMOROUSITY
PERHAPS IT _IS_ TIME TO ESCAPE
No.16013
>>16009
>>16011
Is there even time to escape?
No.16014
>>16011
NO! GET THE FUCK OUT!
No.16015
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
Rolling for Drax , Amity Lewd Off.
No.16016
>>16009
>Any ideas how you'll do that?
>>16013
>Is there even time to escape?
>implying Amity wants to escape
No.16017
>>16013
I bet you're a great kisser, Drax.
No.16018
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16015
The lewdness brews mildly at first…
Rolling to escape!
No.16019
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>>15996
It's a shame you brought this entire thing upon us with a simple dice roll. I'm targeting everyone who threatened my purity.EVERYONE
Also, Pyrrha and Jaune are best RWBY
No.16020
Kari's gonna get back "What the fuck even happened while I was gone? Dumb mother fuckers"
No.16021
>tfw there's 7 people but they make a 6 lobby.
;-;
No.16023
No.16024
>>16018
Damn, I've gained no ground!
>>16022
EVASION!
No.16025
No.16026
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16024
>>16018
Rolling to double lewd Den
No.16027
>>16007
Ahaha! -That's- for making me lay awake at night asking difficult questions about myself! Now get drunk with me!
*Dives to the fridge and cracks open another bottle from her seemingly endless supply, a sure sign of either too much spare cash or a skewed set of priorities*
>>16019
Oh, oh shit. I- I didn't contribute to this right? I don't think I did…
>>16021
Mafia game?! Where!
No.16028
>>16021
Sorry about that, we'll make for 7 next game
No.16029
>>16027
L-lisa please, I am bad with alcohol.
No.16030
| Rolled 31 (1d100) |
>>16026
YOU CHEAT WITH YOUR DELETED 1 ROLL
TO BE EXPECTED OF A LEWDSTER
No.16031
>>16026
But a lewd with who?
>>16030
I told you to leave when you had the chance
No.16032
>>16030
Rest in Lewd, Den.
No.16033
Where did Krystal go?
I wanna lewd her.
No.16034
>>16026
>>16030
Haha! I wi-.. Wait.. Den, what are you doi~!
No.16035
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16033
I want to lewd her too.
Rolling for dibs on Krystal!
No.16036
No.16037
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16035
Oh sweetie, even if I lose this roll you're not getting "dibs" on that little cutie.
No.16038
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16037
Colours confirmed property of Amity. Back off!
No.16039
>>16035
>>16037
Please, leave my dog alone.
No.16040
>>16034
I AM GOING TO…
hug you
No.16042
>>16040
You two are so sweet together.
No.16043
>>16037
>>16038
Well, looks like there's only one thing left to do.
No.16044
>>16043
That isn't how it's going to go down, sweetie~
No.16046
Hey girls, just been … at work, shall we say and decided to check up on you, everything going ok!?
No.16047
No.16048
>>16044
I'll take a bullet or two for Krystal if i have to, bring it!
No.16049
>>16036
Jane, What's a holy grail war?
No.16050
>>16048
Try 30 in less than 3 seconds.
No.16051
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16029
Haha! How bad is 'bad'? Here, have another one!
>>16040
>>16045
This is the best
No.16053
>>16041
I aim to.
>>16042
You're sweet!
>>16045
D-drax pls
I'd love to touch your heart, but your boob is in the way… q-quit moving my hand up there.
No.16054
>>16049
>Disguiser being this blatant
No.16055
No.16056
>>16015
It's not Yemi if that's what you're thinking
No.16057
>>16053
You never seem to mind when we're alone~
No.16058
>>16056
Didn't mean to reply, sorry Alei!!
No.16059
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16051
I'll have to reject.
rolling to at least defend.
No.16060
>>16052
I don't mean to be mean, but you REALLY don't want to be here right now
No.16061
No.16062
>>16057
E-eeeeeeh
>>16061
Noooooooooooo
No.16063
>>16062
It's alright I'll just watch, I won't join in unless you ask me to~
No.16064
>>16053
>>16057
This is making me squee all over the place. You two are so qt
>>16059
THERE IS NO DEFENCE AGAINST BEER!
*Viciously forces the slightly damp bottle into Aleister's mouth, laughing all the while*
No.16065
I had fully prepared something involving Scarfu that goes beyond all decency with Kisekae and GIMP but have decided not to release it in the last moment.
Scarfu, consider your luck immeasurable.
No.16066
>>16061
Fine, I present you Den and me banging.
No.16067
No.16068
>>16066
I love it.
NO BUT REALLY
No.16072
>>16060
It cant be that bad, what is going on here anyway !?
No.16073
>>16066
D-drax! That's obscene! How could you show that!?
No.16074
>>16072
Well I might go ape shit and Scarfless has about a 70% chance of showing up
No.16076
>>16073
Guhahahahahaha! I will go even faster, he is a beautifull picture of my fat chest and delicious booty.
No.16077
>>16050
Looks like i have to step up my game!
>>16066
Hot
No.16078
>>16076
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
No.16081
>>16076
That's some nice booty, Den.
No.16084
>>16074
Thinks are worse than expected then, along with
>>16077
>>16050
these two trying to kill eachother. i think i may need to make a few phone calls… and get another drink
No.16085
>>16065
I appreciate it dearly…thank you, Rebis.
The Shenanigans of Drax is making me laugh. Or should I sayShenanidrax
No.16086
No.16087
No.16089
No.16090
>>16087
I call it Drax culture.
No.16091
>>16088
Didnt mean to add that second reply, but I guess it works too
No.16092
>>16089
>>16090
Stop triggering me.
No.16094
No.16095
>>16071
*Composes herself somewhat and reluctantly removes the bottle (though not before drinking the remainder herself*
S-sorry. I just hate being the only person drunk and I've been alone and drunk for the past few days and… I guess I'm just confused I guess. I'll stop.
>>16076
Oh wow, I wasn't ready for that.
No.16096
>>16092
I'll pull your trigger until you're spent!
No.16098
>>16096
I'll pull yours until you blast me in the face.
No.16099
>>16093
w-whats going on here?
No.16100
Butts.
We need more butts.
Den draw butts.
No.16102
No.16103
>>16100
Den has a nice head so I think he should draw that
No.16104
>>16103
>mfw I was trying to be witty but should of said something other than head
No.16105
>>16100
BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GOD!
No.16106
>>16104
>mfw Kiro wants head
No.16107
>>16100
Oh my.
>>16101
O-oh my.
>>16102
Oh my!
>>16105
O-oh my…!
>>16103
OH MY.
No.16108
>>16095
Thank you, I can't handle things like that.
No.16109
>>16107
I MEANT THE HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER! WITH THE FACE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
>>16106
>Me wanting head
I have a dick?
No.16110
>>16109
Don't have to have a dick to get 'head
No.16111
>>16110
I guess that's true..
No.16114
>>16112
what an awesome picture of the Neo Cyclone Armstrong Neo Cannon!
No.16115
>>16110
I'm certain you can still get head though.
No.16116
Everybody fall in!!
How bootylicious are you?
1-10, 10 being badonkadonk.
No.16117
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>16116
No.16118
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16116
Rolling!
No.16119
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>16116
In reality I'm like a 3, but rolling I guess
No.16120
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16116
Rolling for booty
inb4 flat
No.16121
>>16119
That moderate I guess, I'm still a 3 though..
No.16122
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16116
No.16123
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16117
I'll take it!
No.16124
>>16114
From Gintama? I never watched the show.
No.16125
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16116
I am a guy, so I don't think I'd have much of an ass.
No.16126
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16116
Guess I'll roll…..c'mon RNG….be good for once!!
No.16127
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>16116
No.16128
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16115
Ah, y-yes. That's what I was getting at, maybe?
>>16116
o-oh, oh wow. We rolling for this?
No.16130
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16115
Ah, y-yes. That's what I was getting at, maybe?
>>16116
o-oh, oh wow. We rolling for this?
No.16131
>>16125
>don't think I'd have much of an ass
Welp
No.16132
>>16124
its a pretty hilarious show.
its VERY Japanese tho, unless you're a Japanese citizen or a huge weeaboo, a lot of the jokes would fly over your head
No.16133
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16116
Guess I'll roll…..c'mon RNG….be good for once!!
No.16134
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16116
I-I already know that mine is fairly nice for a twig, but let's see what RNGesus has to say