No.16136[Last 50 Posts]
O guess I'll make it.
LET THE DICE FLOW.
No.16137
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if 10 we stop rolling dice
No.16138
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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>>16116
Rolling.
No.16141
>>16137
Dice'ing for the sake of dice!
*hiccups*
No.16142
I already have canon size, but what if I rolled for it instead?
>>16128
Maybe.
No.16143
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>>16137
If 10 Yemi gives me a huggu
No.16145
Ha ha! I have escaped from that last thread!
No.16146
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>>16144
Or the dice could be… BROKEN?!
No.16147
>Mfw all the dice rolling that will never ever stop
No.16148
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>>16142
FUCKING DICE.
No.16149
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>>16146
The fours are with me tonight.
>>16145
Glad to see you made it out alive!
No.16150
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What's all this about booties?
No.16151
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Going to bed, good night!
Rolling for lewd dreams
No.16153
>all these people mad about not getting 10s
>Not liking small butts
wut
No.16154
>>16151
Sleep well and don't wet yourself!
>>16152
Oh snap!
No.16155
>>16153
All butts are good.
No.16157
>>16150
sounds about right
No.16158
>>16150
Sy sure can fill out them mom jeans.
>>16152
Guooh noooo
No.16159
>>16140
>RNGesus says I'm a 6
>have had friends tell me that my booty is extremely nice
>RNGesus seems to respect my undesire for being the best at anything but defending
Life is good~
No.16160
>>16142
Seems that the dice reflects all those hours at the gym…
>>16148
buttts
No.16161
My bottle is empty, but it feels wrong to open up another one when you're alone at 01:15 am. What to do…
No.16162
>>16161
Certainly don't open another one if it's that late.
No.16163
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No.16164
>>16162
I guess you're right…
But what to do? It's too late to start to do something but I don't feel like going to bed just yet.
What are you up to?
No.16165
>>16164
I am fairly boring, I'm just reading and listening to music. I can sympathize with your late night feelings though.
No.16166
>>16163
D-don't look at me like that!
No.16167
>>16164
Wishing I wasn't still out here after 7 fucking days
Still 3 missions to go
No.16168
>>16167
On the bright side, 3 is better than 4.
No.16170
>>16165
Nothing boring about that! What are you reading?
>>16166
Oh, what's going on here?
>>16167
Where are you? What missions? [curiosity intensifies]
No.16171
>>16163
What are ya doing?
No.16172
File: 1434929370946.jpg (71.17 KB, 444x533, 444:533, Kerry Maid boyish stress e….jpg)

>>16166
Looking at you like what~?
I've just been noticing you fill out those jeans pretty well.
>>16167
Glad you're still keeping in touch, Verevi. I was hoping you'd find your way back.
No.16174
>>16170
I was reading a Korean webcomic called Red Storm, looking for something else now since I don't want to touch backlog.
What had you up drinking so late if you don't mind my asking, I thought that party was a day or so ago.
No.16175
Im out for tonight girls, goodnight!
No.16176
>>16175
Nighty, you luscious, vivacious redhead.
No.16178
>>16175
Good night, Phyrra is love.
No.16179
>>16172
S-so?! It's not like it means anything
>>16170
Potential lewd that I don't want happening.
No.16180
File: 1434929625358.jpg (72.96 KB, 441x533, 441:533, Kerry Maid boyish stress e….jpg)

>>16171
I'm just enjoying a smoke. No harm in that is there?
Do you want one?
No.16181
>>16176
I would a Drax, would you a Drax, Den?
No.16182
>>16180
No, and don't go googly eyed at Scarfu again
No.16183
File: 1434929885356.jpg (73.54 KB, 445x529, 445:529, Kerry Maid boyish stress e….jpg)

>>16182
Aww, you're so cute when you're flustered.
>>16179
Of course it means something. It means that your mayo enriched diet working as prescribed.
No.16184
>>16174
Korean webcomic? Cool, can't say that I've read too many of those. Any good?
Eheh~ No it's okay. Yeah, the party is way over. My father and younger sister went back into the city today, leaving me out at the country house. The beers were just standing there in the fridge looking lonely and I'd thought that since I'll be stuck out here car-less with my allergies for at least three days I might as well, and it IS still the weekend. Probably not going to drink anything for the rest of the week after this though, I'm starting to feel guilty…
>>16175
Good night!
>>16179
Of course, of course. Tell me if you need any consensual, non-sexual help, like an encouraging word or something~
No.16185
>>16181
I already have a Drax and would a Drax some more.
I would also an Amity.
A lot.
Of hugs.
And hand holding.
No.16186
>>16185
Den confirmed for qt
No.16187
Yay, my day is all over and done with~!
No.16188
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Message me on Steam if you want to play 100% OJ or Terraria
No.16189
>>16183
B-but I don't even like mayo!
No.16190
>>16185
I love you too, Den hunny <3
No.16191
No.16193
>>16183
>Implying I'm flustered
Leave her alone
No.16195
No.16197
>>16187
Hi there! How has your day been?
No.16198
>>16184
It's a fun read, you should give it a try.
Why did they leave you in the country side?
Why are you guilty though? As long as you don't do things like that all the time it shouldn't be a problem.
Must be pretty out there though.
That aside, you can always try to take advantage of me along with Rosa tomorrow so I can practice my "JUST SAY NO" skills.
That should be fun.
>>16187
Welcome back.
No.16199
File: 1434930318132.jpg (66.49 KB, 442x525, 442:525, Kerry Maid boyish stress e….jpg)

>>16189
Would a messy eater really wolf down something they didn't like?
>>16193
Ooo, those eyes are giving me chills. I'll play with you later, Kiro. Don't you worry your little head.
>>16187
Hello, Krystal. Welcome home.
In all seriousness, I really need to go eat something before I collapse.
No.16200
>>16194
I said I was going to lewd you.
No.16201
>>16199
I'll make you choke on a jar of mayo
No.16202
>>16197
Super super busy.
I cooked an absolutely ginormous meal for my step dad consisting of steak, veggie mix, potatoes done two ways, fried mushrooms, garlic bread and well paired beer.
I'm a highly trained cook, so it's one of the things I can do well
I'm soo stuffed.
>>16198
Thank you <3
>>16199
Hi hi~ Go eat, I'm about to explode from everything I ate
>>16200
[breathing intensifies]
No.16203
>>16202
Krystal, please don't let Amity treat you that way, you're a kind pure girl.
No.16206
>>16202
Having a cutie like you would be so much fun.
I bet you're into the same things I am, aren't you Colours?
*I put my arms over Krystals shoulders and kiss her neck a little, smiling*
>>16203
Shush you.
No.16208
>>16201
It's a date, then!
I'm booked as it is, but I can squeeze you in sometime. Just for you.
(If you're wondering why I'm doing this, I'm legit practicing my stress explosion in Maid RPG.)
No.16209
>>16205
I-I may be sweet and innocent acting, but pure isn't quite the word I'd use to describe myself.
Teehee
>>16206
I-I think so… I can't say for sure… b-but maybe…
No.16210
>>16206
You're both into anal it seems.
>>16208
Kerry, you're awesome.
No.16211
>>16208
I.. *I sigh, relaxing* I'm not going on a date with you
>>16210
You made me choke on my water you fuck..
No.16212
>>16209
*I slide my hands down Krystals sides, pausing on her hips and smiling before moving them around to her perky butt and squeezing*
I bet you like it here~
No more lewd in this thread though, I'm a good girl.
No.16213
>>16198
I'll bookmark it for when I wake up later then! Thanks for the tip~
Ah, well both of them has stuff to do in the town and since I was already out here with nothing besides studying to do it was decided that I might as well hold down the fort.
I don't mind as much really. And you're right, it IS really pretty out here~
>All the time
True enough I suppose. It's as much a bred in emotional reflex more than anything else. You're not *supposed* to drink yourself silly more than two days in a row, y'know?
I am much inclined to take you up on that~
>>16202
Cool! That sounds impressive, what was the occasion?
>>16207
Always looking down in disdain on people…
No.16214
>>16212
I-I'm a good girl… too… no loody lood in this thread… -hnggg-
No.16215
>>16213
It's Father's Day in Canada (and I assume the US, too)
No.16216
>>16214
You're so tempting to me…
No.16217
>>16215
Oh, neat! It's at the 8:th of november here! I had no idea. Wow, sounds like quite the way to celebrate it, I'm impressed!
No.16218
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>>16209
I know, I just wanted to say it though.
>>16212
Rolling to destroy Amity's smooth moves.
>>16211
What, why?
>>16213
I guess that's right, maybe everyone once in a while though.
How's the moon tonight?
No.16219
No.16220
>>16216
Teehee :3 You can find me on Steam, you know
>>16217
Yeah, it was a busy day~
No.16221
>>16220
But my Steam is like a secret identity which only Karol knows and I don't have your ID anyway!
No.16222
>>16221
Y-you can have my Steam ID, i-if you'd like
No.16223
>>16221
One day, I'll discover this Steam.
>>16219
Glad I could provide you with laughs.
No.16224
>>16222
Maaaaybe I want it…
No.16225
>>16224
It's something absolutely retarded like razorfangs24
No.16226
>>16222
Go to your Steam page on the internet and link it here for me and I'll add you~
No.16228
>>16227
Morning/afternoon Krishna!
No.16229
No.16231
No.16233
>>16218
Not really present. It's a bit cloudy out tonight. It's been really cloudy and rainy the last few days actually, so much for summer~
Y'know it's really weird, looking out at the night sky and thinking 'oh wow, it's not that late' because it's so bright out and then the time is 02:07 am and you don't even know anymore.
>>16220
Sounds like it. That's really ambitious, the most we ever do is clean the house and maybe get him a ticket to the opera or something. Never really thought about making a big dinner before.
You're a cook though? Like, trained professionally 'n' stuff?
>>16227
Hi Krishna!
No.16234
>>16227
Hey, Krishna~
Any late responses from now on are due to me drawering
No.16235
>>16234
Isn't that the best kind of late response though?
No.16236
>>16234
What are you drawing? I should work on my drawing too..
drawering is cool
No.16237
>>16233
Things like that are always strange.
I hope tomorrow will be cloudy, share the wealth?
No.16238
>>16228
Kiro-chan! *hugs and kisses cheek*
How's it goin' cutie-patooie~
>>16229
>>16230
Ami-chan, Kai-chan! *kisses both of your cheeks*
>>16231
Alei-san~ How's it goin~ *hugs and gropes butt*
>>16232
Krystal, why are you crying?
>>16233
Howdy, Lisa-chan~ *kisses forhead*
>>16234
Scarf-chan! *blows kiss*
What'cha drawering? I wanna see!
No.16239
>>16238
Like what you feel?
By the way, I think I coaxed what you couldn't tell me out of Rosa.
No.16240
>>16238
Eh? J-just fine! *I try and pry you off.*
No.16241
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>>16237
Heh, sure! For the heat?
*Lisa closes her eyes and focuses*
Miiiiiind
Clouuuud
Transference
Technique!
>>16238
*Squeeee!* How are you today?
>>16239
Ominous!
No.16242
More dice, I see. What was the reason this time?
No.16243
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>>16242
Rolling to withhold information
No.16244
>>16238
*embarrassingly smooches back*
doin alrighty
No.16245
>>16241
It's not as ominous as you think, also thanks for trying.
No.16246
>>16242
I've-
I've…
>>16243
Mmmpfhm?!
No.16247
>>16245
Any other day and that would've worked! I'm sure of it!
No.16248
>>16243
>>16246
I see. Going back to bed then.
No.16249
>>16239
Oh~ You did? So, what did you say?
T-E-L-L M-E~ *emphasis on each letter while wagging finger ala Robin Newman*
>>16240
Sorry~ I just missed you is all~
>>16241
Pretty good~ And your looking pretty today too! I really like your shirt!
>>16244
What's the matter~ You remembering last night~
That reminds me! I have to post that later!
No.16251
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>>16247
Rolling to give Lisa wet dreams as punishment.
It's okay, my suffering will probably end around 5.
>>16248
Good night, Eliza.
>>16249
I wonder, I don't think I understood exactly what was being presented so why don't you clarify it in your own words.
No.16252
>>16249
>I have to post that later!
You have my attention.
No.16253
File: 1434932905688.png (1.19 MB, 1152x1434, 192:239, Fuck hands I'll work on it….png)

>>16236
>>16238
I'm gonna fix the hands at some point. It took me a little longer than usual because I couldn't get a decent composition for a while. That, and I need to practice drawing other people to git gud…
Inb4 "IT'S CANON"
No.16254
No.16255
>>16253
>Skree
It's fine, I didn't need sides..
No.16256
No.16257
Hello everyone! im chidori and id thought id finally give this place a visit, looking pretty fun so far!
>>16250
hey Kai~
No.16258
>>16253
Also, nice work on it. It looks like I show I used to watch when I was little but I can't put my finger on it.
No.16259
>>16257
your hair is still dyed? i thought that would've been resolved by now
heya chichis~
No.16260
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>>16248
Mmmph! Mmph mmm!
>>16249
Ah, Thank you! I'm glad you noticed it! It's my favourite summer shirt~
You're looking happy and energetic as usual~
>>16251
Rolling to resist! I have enough problem with dreams that leave me flushed in the morning as it is
>>16257
Hi there! Welcome! I hope you'll enjoy your stay here as much as I am!
No.16262
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>>16257
Hi hi, you're like, full Delium Ketchum.
No.16264
>>16257
Welcome, don't mind some of the idiots on this board
No.16265
>>16260
Enjoy being even more flustered.
No.16266
>>16259
Nah not yet, i havent been bothered to fix it yet.
>>16260
>>16261
>>16263
Hiyas!
No.16269
>>16250
>>16252
Bad news. Steam won't show the chat we had last night and I didn't save it. Sorry~ :(
>>16251
B-But if I told you, Rosie would… get mad~
>>16253
It's pretty good! Also, this is so canon!
>>16260
Thanks~
So, tell me… Do you wear that shirt because it's comfy or do you also like the meaning behind it?
No.16270
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>>16267
I'll roll to further corrupt your dreams.
>>16266
So what's it like having four ears?
>>16269
I'm not joking about knowing the triangles and the kids.
No.16271
>>16270
Sensitive! but they arent super sensitive then what they used to be.
So looks like i came in at a fun time..
No.16272
Which thread is the thread where I can vent?
No.16273
>>16271
there we go, that looks more like the chi i know~
No.16274
>>16272
Go for it here, I'll listen to what you have to say.
No.16275
>>16272
There is a thread for advice if you'd like to use that, but I don't think anyone minds here.
>>16271
These threads are usually always fun.
No.16276
No.16277
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>>16269
Well, It's a bit of both really. I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it exactly because of the message, and as time wore on it just turned into that kind of super comfy shirt that you've worn forever that you really really like. I really dig it though, because if you have the opportunity for it summer is really the best time to go and just enjoy the little things in life~
>>16270
N-no bully! Rolling to resist again!
>>16271
You're cute! And I sense a story behind that comment.
And this place is always fun! There's usually something going on~!
No.16278
>>16271
Chii is looking best as always.
No.16279
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>>16277
No.16280
>>16270
Mmm… I'll ask Rosie if I can tell you directly~
No.16282
>>16279
Don't play so coy, Lisa~.
>>16280
Please do, though I already gave her my opinions I may reconsider if it's not word of mouth.
No.16283
>>16277
>>16279
That's good… But y'know, I think it look better somewhere somewhere else…
Like my bedroom floor~
No.16284
>>16273
Best Kai~
>>16275
Sure looks like it!
>>16277
t-thanks //// and its a long story regarding the ears, i can do some light stuff with magic and i got the ears out of nowhere.
>>16278
Den pls, you are best as always
No.16285
No.16287
>>16285
sleep well~
>>16284
>>16286
*pets the kitty's~*
No.16289
No.16290
>>16287
Nya~
>>16285
GOodnight~
No.16291
No.16292
>>16287
>"pets the kitty's"
>not "Pets the kitties"
No.16294
>>16292
Aww, poor kitty didn't get petted~ I'll pet you!
*pets butt*
No.16295
>>16294
E-Eh?! Don't do that! *I smack your hand away*
No.16296
>>16282
My dreams are already corrupted, what more do you waaaant
>>16283
L-lewd! That's n-not what the message refers to!
>>16284
Wow, You'll have to tell me some day! I'm looking forwards to it, it sounds really interesting!
>>16285
Good night Amity!
I'm also going to head for the dreamlands. The birds are going crazy outside and it's getting waaaay too bring for being just 03 in the morning. Waah~
Sleep well everyone! I enjoy every minute I spend here~
No.16297
Why must I always return to lewd!
No.16298
Off to go do something, I'll be back in a bit.
>>16296
We'll see, I'm going to be there tonight.
No.16299
>>16296
Absolutely! im going to work soon though so ill tell the story later, plus im playing chapter master and removing heretics from premise!
>>16297
Dont worry scarfu, no one will lewd the scarf knight!
No.16300
>>16297
I was reading the Hotline Miami comics and she rubbed my butt! I didn't even participate that just kind of happened
No.16301
>>16295
What's the matter? I was only petting you~
>>16296
Nighties~
>>16297
Sorry, Scarf-chan. My bad~ I couldn't help it! She wanted to be petted and I ablidged!
No.16302
>>16301
Alright, just be sure to not be TOO lewd.
I'm going to take a shower so I shall return shortly. If I return to lewd I'm gonna be really sad
No.16303
>>16302
I'll try, but I make no promises.
>>16298
Oh, Alei-san. I just got the permission from Rosie! I can tell you… *giggles*
No.16304
>>16301
But still, you could of petted my head, not my ass!
>>16302
I'm sure everyone will behave..
No.16305
I'm going to step out for a while and play some Starless
In case you're wondering, it's the unpatched version. I'm a lewdy lewd but not /that/ lewdy lewd
No.16307
>>16306
Uh oh, I might have to change plans and stay around.
No.16308
>>16305
Starless? I wonder wh- *google*
wat
No.16312
I return to no lewd. I'm impressed.
No.16314
File: 1434936366816.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.11 KB, 732x485, 732:485, HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERS.jpg)

>>16304
But the reaction is so much funnier!
>>16306
HONK
No.16315
>>16313
That was quite the shirt and I love the colour coordination~ <3
No.16317
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No.16318
>>16316
Oh… you're very welcome~
No.16319
>>16314
That doesn't mean you have to do it..
No.16320
>>16317
Hey! No honking!
>>16318
No.16322
File: 1434936786401.gif (Spoiler Image, 125.82 KB, 306x220, 153:110, original honk.gif)

>>16319
I know I don't have to. I WANT to~
>>16320
No.16323
>>16321
>>16322
FINE. Honk all you want!
No.16324
>>16322
Still though, DON'T!
Déjà vu?
No.16326
>>16325
>love honk
I don't think I like the sound of that…
No.16327
>>16326
N-n-noo, not like… /that/
Just like… a totally non-lewd love honk with slightly lewd undertones
No.16328
File: 1434937355594.png (Spoiler Image, 22.89 KB, 391x264, 391:264, mail order honk.png)

No.16329
>>16328
Uhh, was that needed?
No.16330
>>16327
No lewding pls.
>>16328
But she never really went fishing…
No.16331
>>16330
N-no, I would never intentionally lewd you, Kurumi~
No.16332
>>16331
I don't know, you're pretty suspicious.
No.16334
>>16328
That video made me start giggling like an idiot. God fucking damnit!
No.16335
>>16333
>333
>333x2 is 666
Now I'm really suspicious!
No.16337
WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE
No.16339
No.16340
>>16337
I'm just relaxing and keep getting distracted. I-I'm sorry if that's a problem at all.
No.16341
Apparently we screwed up the inner working of the board and broke the space time continuum!
No.16342
>>16340
D-don't you worry, Scarfu…~
No.16343
>>16340
It's fine, I'm doing the same.
No.16344
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
Playing the original Fallout is hard.
No.16345
>>16344
Didn't mean to roll
No.16346
>>16344
>Gets a 10
>Didn't even mean to
RNGesus must like you
No.16347
>>16345
>>16346
Yemi's a natural. Even if that die landed on 1, Yemi would have a +9 modifier.
No.16348
Sorry. I think I got King Crimsom'd. I miss anything?
No.16349
>>16348
*huuuuuuuug* only this hug
No.16351
>>16349
>>16350
That's cute! Now kiss
No.16352
>>16348
>King Crimson
I never read past Part 2 yet. What the fug does it do?
No.16353
>>16351
Well, if you insist… *puckers up lips*
>>16352
It __just works__
No.16355
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16353
I hope you are talking about Kai, if so..
No.16356
It just started raining REALLY hard. Like, it's extremely loud. I'm worried, but happy it's actually raining for once.
No.16357
>>16356
As long as you aren't hurt or scared completely, I'm happy for you
No.16358
>>16354
No one does. Not even Araki.
>>16355
*kisses*
:^)
>>16356
What is this "rain" that you speak of? Is that a type of heatwave?
No.16359
>>16358
*I push you off and slap you* T-That's not what I meant!
No.16360
>>16353
g-give me abit, in a game
No.16361
>>16360
After seeing this, I don't know if >>16358 was directed at me or her, and I'm a bit scared
No.16362
>>16359
O-Ow! Kiro… T-That hurt…
Now stab me in the eye and lick the blood off my face.
No.16363
>>16362
your eyes are far too cute to do lasting harm too
No.16364
>>16362
You are just.. Why do you find excitement in pain? I didn't want to hurt you anyway, I just slapped you cause you kissing me scared me.
No.16365
>>16364
>not finding excitement in pain
No.16366
>>16365
So does that mean you want Nurai to hit you?
No.16367
>>16366
Other way around. :^)
No.16368
>>16364
I can't help it~ I just love being dominated! It makes me feel so good inside~
Now stick your hand down my throat and fist me until I vomit~!
No.16369
No.16371
>>16368
Krishna, I-I'm not gonna do that to you..
The filename
>>16367
Knowing her, she probably wouldn't mined it if you were hitting her..
No.16372
>>16370
>The mouth
My god you look like a 5 year old who isn't allowed to have more ice cream, cuteasfuck but still wat
No.16374
Back from a rest. What are you g–
>>16362
>>16368
I guess I should sleep some more.
No.16375
I-I just can't help myself! I'm just a dirty, disgusting whore!
>>16371
Kiro-chan, a-at least slap me again! I've been a baaaaaaaaad girl and I need to be punished~!
No.16376
>>16375
No punishment seems like the best punishment of all in this case.
No.16377
>>16375
*I sigh and slap you* I'm not doing it any harder than that..
>>16376
It's fine, Scarfu..
No.16378
Alright Krishna, why don't you tell me now.
No.16379
Well, it took almost an hour but I think I get how to play 100% OJ
No.16380
>>16377
Yes! YEEEEEEEEEES!!!
I AM A DIRTY DIRTY WHORE OF A WOMAN! SLAP ME! BITE ME! KICK ME IN THE COOCH AND STOMP ON MY HEAD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!
pant… pant… pant…
Sorry. I kinda lost myself there…
No.16382
>>16380
What kind of dirty animal wags her tail in front of people who aren't even interested and takes pleasure in that? You don't even deserve the to rewarded for that kind of behavior.
Now answer my question.
No.16383
No.16384
>>16381
Pretty much how I feel.
No.16385
>>16380
I… I don't even, the fuck? That was unexpected, just try and get a grip next time..
No.16386
>>16381
Rosa broke her.
>>16385
Next time just put a dunce hat on her and sit her in time out.
No.16387
>>16386
I…I love being broken like that… but I think there's just a time and place… i-is all…
No.16388
>>16387
I knew there was a reason you caught my interest, I truly have a discerning eye. Not only that but you also know where to keep things.
Let me praise you again.
No.16391
>>16390
Good dog. *strokes your head*
>>16389
Some things just can't be escaped.
No.16393
Sorry I lost it guys. But I took a deep breath, went out for some taco salad, and now I'm better. Honest!
>>16382
I-I'm sorry, Alei-san. I can't help myself when someone hurts me. Rosie made pain feel good for me. Oh, and speaking of Rosie, she wanted the three of us to have a three-way!
>>16385
I'm sorry I made you do that, Kiro-chan. Want some of my taco salad? *brings up salad and offers a fork*
No.16394
>>16393
I-I'm fine, but thanks anyway..
No.16395
>>16393
That's all? I figured something you didn't want to say would have more too it.
No.16398
>>16393
alrighty fine, who wanted me to kiss her, might as well do it now that i won my match
*smooches her cheeks*
No.16399
>>16393
I'm glad everything is okay, Krishna. I worry, you know.
No.16401
>>16399
I-I hope you know I w-worry… about you…
>>16400
mrow
No.16402
>>16394
Alright. More for me then! OMNOMNOMNOM
>>16395
I would've said something sooner, but I was afraid Rosie would… punish me.
>>16398
*giggles* Thanks, Kai-chan~ Here's one for you, just 'cause! *kisses nose*
>>16399
I'm sorry I worried you. I can't control my lewdness sometimes.
No.16403
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16402
Let's see the degree of backhand you get for making me wait to know something like this.
>>16401
Oh Krystal, you'd make it hard to handle you roughly.
No.16404
>>16402
heeehee, thanks dear, phew i'm tired from that ace attourny online *sits on down and rubs her nose where it was kissed*
No.16405
>>16403
B-but… rough is… how I… um… need it…
No.16406
>>16402
I-I worry regardless~
>>16401
D'aww you're just saying that!
No.16407
>>16405
I said hard, not impossible.
No.16408
>>16406
N-no, I'm not!
>>16407
Well that's good~~
No.16409
>>16408
W-well. I worry about everyone, including you, if that helps any!
No.16410
>>16409
And we all worry about you..
No.16411
>>16409
You're just saying that
No.16412
>>16411
ofcourse scarfu's not just saying that~
>>16410
this is true too
No.16413
>>16411
I'm not one to lie, Krystal. I promise you that.
No.16414
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16403
Psh. You call that a slap? Let me show you a slap!
>>16404
Aww, you poor thing! Here, you relax now… *massages shoulders*
>>16406
*awkwardly stares at ground* W-Well you shouldn't worry about me…
No.16417
>>16414
uuuwwaa…thanks krishna chan~
*relaxes her body as her shoulders are taken care of by soft hands~*
No.16418
>>16414
It's what I do, Krishna. Don't worry, let me do that for you.
>>16415
No.16419
>>16414
Was I suppose to feel that?
No.16420
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16419
No.16421
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
Am I slapping right?
No.16422
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Are we slapping things now?
No.16423
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
i roll to slap….not sure who
No.16424
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Okay enough jacking around for me, I'll see you all tomorrow after I'm thoroughly drunk
>>16421
>>16422
No.
*STONE COLD STUNNER*
No.16425
No.16426
W-why is no one slapping me…?
No.16427
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16424
lol no
No.16428
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
Okay, gone for real this time.
>>16424
>1
kek
>>16425
Nice
No.16429
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16425
I can easily end you and you know it
No.16430
 | Rolled 14 + 99 (1d100) |
How about this?
No.16431
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16428
>10
No.16432
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>16417
That's it, just relax…
Say, want me to use some oil? It'll help you relax!
>>16418
A-Alright, just don't worry too much.
>>16420
O-Ow! Why you…!
>>16425
OWOWOWOWOW!!! What happened to not slapping me harder?!
No.16433
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16430
That's cheating!
No.16434
>>16432
Oil sounds pretty goooood, oh dear come on and get them! *cheers her on*
No.16435
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16429
>Implying I don't know this
I would just grab your hand and pull you in for a hug anyway.
>>16432
S-sorry!
>>16433
Ok ok! Ow!
No.16436
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16435
No hugs! Only pain
No.16437
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16422
>>16429
>>16436
>3 fucking 1s
The rage and sadness increases
No.16438
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16436
>1
Come here! *I grab your hand and pull you in for a hug*
No.16440
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16434
Alright! I hope you,like this one. It helps soften up the skin and makes it easier to get into the muscles.
>>16435
OW! SHIT! What the hell, that was harder than last time! You lying scank!
No.16441
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16438
S-STOP RIGHT THERE
No.16443
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16440
Fuck! I-I'm sorry!
>>16441
God dammit..
No.16444
>>16440
uuuuwwaaa……i feel 5 years younger just from this oil being rubbed onto my skin *Leans back and rests her head*
No.16445
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>16443
I-I thought you cared about me! Y-Y-Y said that you wouldn't s-slap me harder, and-and-and-and you did it anywaaaaaaaaay~
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
>>16444
I'm glad you're enjoying it! But I think you'd enjoy it more if you took off your shirt. Wouldn't want you to get oil all over it… *starts removing Kai's shirt*
No.16446
>>16445
I didn't mean to! It, I.. I'll shut up now..
No.16447
>>16444
checken my trips…also where did everyone go? i suppose i wouldn't mind a chat.
oh there they went>>16445
v-very good point krishna, these clothes are expensive for several reasons *awkwardly helps remove her shirt*
No.16448
>>16446
N-No… It *sniff* It's okay. I know you didn't mean to… D-Don't be mad at yourself.
>>16447
There we go! Wouldn't want to ruin your clothes, now would we~? Now… *starts rubbing a little harder*
Oh, and don't mind me, I'm just getting comfortable. So, you get massages often?
No.16449
>>16448
not very often, it wouldn't be the first time ofcourse, but i think my last one was a month ago or so…mmmmhhmmmmmm….thats the stuff~
No.16450
>>16449
Oh, that's good. But they must be pretty expensive. Y'know, I could give you massages for free, if you wanted to. You wouldn't have to pay, but I'd like a… favor, of you.
No.16451
>>16450
hmmmmm….that does sound rather lovely….money isn't too much of a problem for me…but free does sound good…
No.16452
>>16451
Excellent! Why don't we continue this in my office?
http://8ch.net/ccrp/res/1575.html
No.16455
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
Krishna! Are you corrupting again?
No.16457
>>16455
i'm not sure what else there is to corrupt
No.16458
>>16455
N-Nooooo~
I;m just giving Kai-chan a nice, innocent, full body oil massage! There's nothing wrong with that, now is there?
No.16459
Anyone want to play something?
No.16462
>>16458
>>16457
Oh alright. D-don't do anything stupid
No.16463
I think I really want to quit my day job today and just be useless.
No.16465
>>16459
How about a nice friendly game of slap the pickle?
No.16467
>>16463
I think that what we all want to do
>>16465
wut
No.16468
>>16467
I DON'T NEED GRAMMAR AND I CAN MISSPELL THINGS ALL I WANT! WHERE'S MY GUN?
No.16471
>>16458
Absolutely not. A good massage every now and then can be a very refreshing exercise!
>>16461
I'm sure Krishna is a certifiable masseuse. It will be a wholesome working over.
>>16463
Quit your day job and become your own boss! Make mad cash being awesome at home.
>>16465
But there are no pickles around.
No.16472
>>16459
How about pic related? :^)
No.16473
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>>16467
>>16469
Oh, you know what I'm talking about!
It goes great with mayo sandwiches, after all.
No.16477
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16475
>>16476
My fucking face right now.
No.16478
>>16471
I have nothing going for me, business-wise or artistic-wise or anything. I'm certain I wouldn't qualify for unemployment or government aid. I feel like a screw-up all in all.
No.16479
>>16477
>dubs confirm Rin for best girl
No.16484
>>16478
Don't worry, we all feel like that at one point in our lives. But just because you feel useless doesn't mean you don't have a few good talents
No.16487
>>16485
Wat
Is this new news? what the fuck
No.16488
No.16489
>>16486
Rejoice, Tohsaka! You will not the pleasures of despair soon enough!
No.16490
No.16491
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>>16471
>But there are no pickles around.
Oh, are you sure? We only need one to get the game going.
No.16492
>>16489
>not
know*
It's late, and I've been saving my spaghetti since AAO.
No.16493
>>16490
honestly, that is unfortunate to have been bullied as a child
No.16494
>>16493
It's doubly unfortunate that his crime adds to the punchline.
No.16495
>>16493
Child actors really have it bad, considering. They become famous even if they don't want to, they don't control the money they make, and people crowd around you or mock you. And then there's the looming feeling of never being able to top what you did as a kid.
No.16496
>>16494
i feel awful for laughing at it
but gotta make the best out of it afterall
>>16495
its a shame really, that lack of control.
No.16498
>>16491
I guess there could be one around…
No.16501
File: 1434952470793.jpg (68.77 KB, 441x537, 147:179, Kerry Maid boyish stress e….jpg)

>>16498
See?
I knew you'd one somewhere~
No.16503
No.16504
>>16501
you'd find one*
Christ, it's late to be doing this.
>>16502
Good night, Krystal. Have nice sleep.
No.16505
>>16503
>>16504
Mrow.
It's sleepy time.
No.16506
>>16501
I found some pickles for you. I thought the least I could do for being so strict is supply you the pickle and allow you all to have fun.
No.16507
>>16502
G'night Krystal~ Sleep well!
No.16508
>>16506
Great, now we can play!
No.16509
>>16505
*scratches Krystal behind the ear*
That's a good kitty.
>>16506
Three whole jars? I knew you were holding out on me, Scarfu.
>>16508
I'm glad someone is excited to play their favorite game!
No.16510
You girls are playing a game? Can I play?
No.16511
>>16501
>>16506
Ah yes, here we go, many pickles.
No.16512
>>16511
And another jar just in case.
No.16513
>>16510
i like games, and food!
>>16511
thats alot of pickles
No.16514
>>16509
As long as I don't have to eat any, I hate pickles
No.16515
>>16512
We're fully stocked. We can play all night!
>>16510
>>16513
Come one, come all!
>>16514
I promise, you don't have to eat any.
As long as you don't lose, that is.
No.16516
>>16515
I would play not really, but I really should get going to bed. I'm extremely tired…
Goodnight~
No.16517
>>16516
Night.
We'll convert you into a pickle slapping aficionado yet. Don't you worry.
No.16518
>>16516
Goodnight then, leave some pickles for us!
>>16515
no
No.16519
>>16518
Yes.
Especially about the pickles.
No.16521
>>16519
>>16520
S-so then… how is this pickle-slapping game played?
No.16522
>>16521
I want to know too!
No.16523
>>16521
does it involve eating the pickles? i'll gladly eat some pickles!
No.16525
>>16517
I've come back from the bed on my tablet to see that I missed out on gaining the official title of "Pickle Slapping Aficionado"
Damn.
-Falls face down in bed- -muffled speech in to the pillow- sleeeeeeeeeep
No.16527
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>>16521
>>16522
>>16523
The rules are simple.
1. Take a pickle
2. Grasp at both ends with your thumb, index finger, and middle finger
3. Bend the pickle as far as you can one way
4. Grasp one end of the pickle and hold it out
5. Everyone takes turns slapping until it breaks
6. If it hasn't broken by the time everyone tries, the person holding, wins
7. If you lose, you eat the pickle
(I seriously just made this shit up because I didn't think you'd ask for actual rules.)
>>16525
Don't worry, Krystal. We'll have plenty of time to practice.
No.16528
>>16527
that sounds interesting…but i just ate a jar of pickles and am ready to crash….nighty nights….
No.16529
File: 1434955379834.jpg (68.97 KB, 442x536, 221:268, Kerry Maid boyish hands to….jpg)

>>16528
Sounds like you've already started on phase two of the pickle slapping olympics.
Night.
No.16530
>>16527
You could have stopped this
No.16531
>>16527
Oh.. no thanks then..
No.16533
>>16531
Oh, not so fast!
If you were expecting the lewd version, I can teach you the rules so you can play with Scarfu.
No.16534
>>16533
I don't want to play that either! I don't want to play the first one because I'll end up fucking up and I hate pickles.
No.16535
File: 1434956157869.jpg (66.47 KB, 440x529, 440:529, Kerry Maid boyish cig in m….jpg)

>>16534
Okay, I just thought it would be great to get some practice in, because I already signed you up in the Pickle Slapping World Jar.
Kari will be your opponent.
I understand that she is quite good at both versions of the game.
But I'm sure you already knew that.
No.16536
>>16535
No
I swear Kari is gonna come back soon and be like "The fuck even happened with you people while I was gone??"
No.16537
>>16536
I'm sure for her, it would have been all according to Keikaku.
I wonder how she will find out about unScarfu, and that certain, specific, indecent incident relating to her reveal~
You'll have to get a word in edgewise before Krishna tells her side of the story.
No.16538
Hi, people.
Looks like I'm back on duty again.
No.16539
>>16538
How's life, Nanashi?
No.16541
Well, all this talk of pickles has been exhausting. It's time I turn in.
I hope the rest of you won't dream of pickles. Because I probably will.
No.16542
>>16541
I'll probably dream of Hotline Miami and feelings that come with it
night
No.16543
>>16542
Dammit Kiro, get a grip!
No.16544
>>16543
I can't, Beard and Jacket were just too much for me to handle..
My friend just made me laugh shitless for like 10 minutes and I can't explain why
No.16545
>>16544
>beard will never EVER have a happy ending
No.16547
File: 1434959917201.jpg (Spoiler Image, 638.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, itsjustamovie.jpg)

>>16546
Why are you getting so worked up? It's just a movie after all. ;)
No.16548
>>16547
But still, that shit can hit my heart hard..
No.16549
>>16548
Besides we have more pressing matters to attend to, since the evil and cunning miami mutliator is on the loose!
No.16550
>>16549
>That pic
Did they ever find out who that was?
No.16552
File: 1434960447322.gif (440.97 KB, 400x239, 400:239, Donald-Glover-Sudden-Reali….gif)

No.16553
So I finally swapped over to the new version of Kise.
For some reason, I feel so much more…
-clears throat.-
Shounen manga.
No.16554
>>16553
>looks almost exactly the same..
O-ok
Since Jane is bullying me in steam chat about how I was the Miami Mutilator and that I could of saved everyone, I think it's time for me to sleep.
If I see anyone getting drugged and raped or the pickle game when I get back, it wont be pretty
No.16555
>>16554
>you could have stopped him
No.16557
>>16554
O-oh.
Yeah, I totally don't look cooler or anything.
And I totally didn't think I did either!
That would be embarrassing!
Hahaha…hah.
-Death by embarrassment.-
No.16558
>>16557
You still look cute, no denying that! and I like the new color b- I'll go sleep now
No.16561
No.16564
>>16562
>she thinks she's going to sleep any time soon
No.16567
Good morning everyone! Another cloudy and overcast day ahead~
Will today be the day I learn how to play OJ? Only time will tell!
No.16568
>>16567
I recently got that, maybe we could get 2 other beginners later today.
No.16569
>>16174
"We're in a space where time has stopped"
I didn't know what to expect from this but I'm hooked already! Thank you for showing me this Alei!
No.16570
>>16569
Oh, oh shoot, I began reading the wrong series! Well, I'm embarrassed.
No.16571
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16569
>>16570
Had me confused for a second.
Off to start the day, bye.
No.16572
>>16571
Seems like you're off to a good start! Have a good one!
>>16568
Beginners unite!
No.16573
Good afternoon people!!
How's the booty looking?
No.16574
>>16573
It's not afternoon for another minute!
No.16575
>>16573
Hey there sis, the booty is looking pretty good.
No.16576
>>16573
Hey Styles! Still pretty flat. I guess I don't mind; I worked hard for my body~
Taking way too long brushing my teeth when I should be studying~
What's up with you?
>>16574
Heya!
>>16575
And suddenly I see the resemblance. Funny how I never noticed it before! Hi Sy!
No.16577
>>16573
Booty? Are we pirates today?
No.16579
>>16574
Not where I am, It just turned 12!
>>16575
In your case, yeah, started to make me feel jealous yesterday!, You can sing, and have a bigger trunk!
I should start calling you big sis!
>>16576
Don't feel too bad, I got a 4 so I'm packing the hank hill ass.
I'm just playing through the updated version of the FFXV demo atm, maybe play some Witcher afterwards.
>>16577
We were rolling for the size of our booties, there were some interesting results.
No.16580
>>16579
We live in the same place you silly.
My clock just said it was 11:59 when I posted.
No.16581
>>16580
Mine must be out of synch then, it really did say it was just past 12 when I posted, but the time on my post says 11:55………
Damn toasters!
What county are you in if you don't mind me asking?
No.16582
>>16577
Yarr, indeed. Cap'n Den is always on the lookout for ripe, precious Booty. Only the greatest handfuls of goods be well enough to seize!
Ah'course, even the small chests n' drawers holding fine valuables are good for the taking, too!
No.16583
>>16582
Let us rake in some fine booty and find us some good rum, Cap'n Den!
Arr!
No.16584
>>16579
Ooh, is it any good? I haven't actually played any FF games after IX
I'm trying to get 100% OJ to work, but there's some stuff with my drivers it seems.
>>16582
>Den being captain of a ship, standing by the wheel in the breeze with his hair flowing in the wind, heroically posed as he orders the sails set for adventure and wholesome slaughter.
Where do I sign up?!
No.16585
>>16581
I'm in East Lothian up in Scotland. Same time zone though.
>>16582
You can have my booty anytime.
No.16586
>>16584
It's okay, they seem to have changed the controls in the update and It's throwing me off…..still the demo is quite good if you like real time combat FF's.
>>16585
West Midlands, but yeah, my laptops time must be out of synch then, no worries since it's not a big deal.
What's everyone up to today anyway?
No.16587
>>16586
Being bored and tired as usual.
I'm also waiting on Karol to get back tomorrow, oh gosh~
No.16588
>>16583
>>16584
I'll have a crew of lovely lasses, one in each arm at any given time, and we'll rule all comes upon the horizon!
>>16585
A fine booty, indeed. I'll need to take inventory of this treasure, personally.
No.16589
>>16586
I'm about to cum in a glass and drink it.
No.16590
>>16588
I'll make sure you don't forget to inspect it personally.
No.16591
>>16587
That's sweet~
>>16589
That's kinky~
>>16588
Den's always looking for the finest booty, It's a good thing Drax rolled a 9.
No.16592
>>16590
Aye, have to poke and prod every nook and cranny, feel each curve and crevice, run me fingers across all the bumps and dips… to make sure it be genuine, of course!
No.16593
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy taking it to the Germans in my Panther.
>>16579
*hugs tight*
Come on sis, you and I are similar in both respects
>>16576
Hey there Lisa, I hope you are doing well.
No.16594
>>16592
On one hand Den is telling me he wants to feel up my butt, on the other the pirate thing just isn't really doing it for me..
No.16595
>>16586
Sounds good! Might look into it when I have access to a computer that isn't a toaster~
>>16588
I'unno about bein' lovely capt'n, but I can take that there wheel if you need to do business with them landlubbers, and if ye suffer any cuts'n scrapes I'll patch ya up right done an' propa'! I'm good with a needle (or so they say) an' hardly none of them folks I patch up be needin' amputation afterwards!
>>16593
I can't complain! my allergies aren't acting up as much as I thought they would seeing as I'm surrounded on all fronts by vivid and livid nature. I'm as happy as can be considering that I'm not out on the road driving!
No.16596
>>16586
Sounds good! Might look into it when I have access to a computer that isn't a toaster~
>>16588
I'unno about bein' lovely capt'n, but I can take that there wheel if you need to do business with them landlubbers, and if ye suffer any cuts'n scrapes I'll patch ya up right done an' propa'! I'm good with a needle (or so they say) an' hardly none of them folks I patch up be needin' amputation afterwards!
>>16593
I can't complain! my allergies aren't acting up as much as I thought they would seeing as I'm surrounded on all fronts by vivid and livid nature. I'm as happy as can be considering that I'm not out on the road driving!
No.16597
>>16596
I am the best at double posting apparently
No.16598
>>16594
Naah, you're just reading too much into it… or are you.
I agree, pirates aren't my kind of thing, I prefer medieval or sci-fi themes.
No.16599
>>16593
We're near enough twins in the face departments, but sadly the bodies are where the difference is, I don't mind being less curvy anyhow, makes it easier to fight in the ring!
>>16595
If you can get it separate from Type-0, then I would definitely recommend giving it a try.
I bought it as a bundle which was £50, and I've barely touched Type-0, so in retrospect, I paid £50 for a demo.
Buyers remorse instantly kicked in, even if I did enjoy FFXV.
No.16600
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>People don't actually like pirates or adventures on the high seas
No.16601
>>16599
With all the time I spend sitting in tanks and planes I need all cushion I can get.
No.16602
>>16600
I don't like open water
No.16603
>>16600
Their loss.
Let's go plunder some booty!
No.16604
>>16600
There were 2 years of my childhood during which I was pretending to be a pirate nearly full time.
No.16605
>>16600
It's not about not disliking it, it's just preferring sword&sorcery or science fiction over high seas.
They have a lot more variety in content, and they basically can also cover the high seas part when it comes to naval ships or space vessels.
No.16607
>>16600
Did someone say Adventure on the high seas!
No.16608
Uuuuuuughhhhh I want more video games.
I just need to survive until MGSV comes out to tide me over till Fallout 4.
No.16609
>>16608
Will you be getting the Pip-boy edition of fallout 4 ?
No.16610
>>16602
What is it that you don't like about it?
>>16605
I suppose I can understand that. I like Swordmagiking too, and I *love* SciFi, I just feel that there's a certain, grim aesthetics to the typical real-world pirate setting that tends to get overshadowed by the more fantastic or surreal features of the other two when you try to integrate any of them.
But then again, you have stuff like one piece that still manages to make it all about pirate adventures while still having supernatural themes and being wacky as all hell, so maybe I'm just talking out of my ass
>>16603
>>16604
>>16607
Yarr! This is a motley crew but it's a crew none the less!
<3
No.16611
>>16609
Doesn't the pip-boy edition cost like a bazillion moneys?
No.16613
>>16609
Fuck yeah I will if it isn't sold out.
It probably won't be because special editions never sell out here.
No.16614
>>16612
She's right you know….
Getting swept out to sea was the most horrifying experience of my life.
I won't go near the sea now, and It's why I will never get on a boat, ever.
No.16615
>>16613
>>16611
Its probably going to cost around £100 but im fine with that, my love for fallout has no price limit!
>>16612
>>16614
No.16616
>>16615
Yeah, no.
It's not any water, or anything like that, I can go swimming at a pool and stuff no problem…..or look at pictures of the sea and not feel a thing……It's just swimming in the sea, or being caught out in it.
Fuck the ocean.
Fuck it.
No.16617
>>16612
Sure, the sea itself can be scary, especially the deep dark under the surface.
But sailing on it! Ah, the gentle clucking of water against the hull of the ship as you lazily make your way across, sails filled with wind and ribbings flapping against the mast. The sun gazing down upon you.
Fighting to keep the sails under control when the wind has picked up, scrambling with the seachart to map out a route to the nearest cove where you can lay low until the storm has passed.
Phew~
>>16614
Woah, wh-what happened?
No.16618
>>16615
Money's tight for me but I'll source it from somewhere. I always do.
Been waiting on this game since 2008, 100 quid is fuck all compared to the 7 year wait.
No.16619
>>16616
What about a very big river!
>>16618
Fallout will find a way!
Just thinking about replaying fallout 3
No.16620
>>16615
That's dedication. I wouldn't be able to convince myself to spend that much money on a game again, not after fallout 3.
Don't get me wrong, I really liked it. And I loved NV after it, but I had expected something else and I had hyped myself up so much for like, Idunno, a first person van buren.
Anyways, if you're gonna spend that much on a pip-boy, why not buy the ordinary edition of FO4 and get something like this instead?
No.16621
>>16610
The clothing aesthetic of the time period is cool, but I'm not a fan of the New World / Caribbean period setting. And though the sailing on a gently rocking ship a ways off from the coast has a strong romantic feel, the rest of it is pretty boring. All the cool stuff mostly happens on land.
Plus the "yarr" pirate dialect is too cartoonishly stereotypical; I'd rather just talk naturally with copious amounts of the word 'booty' being used.
No.16622
>>16617
Long story short, I was in Barmouth in Wales to visit my Nan, went for a swim in the sea and ended up getting swept out about 50 metres…..I was only around 12 at the time so It was shit scary and I couldn't feel the seabed, started panicking, swallowing sea water and all that, splashing……
Ended up being rescued by a life boat quickly since the swimming area on the beach isn't that big, but I still passed out and had to go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped.
NDE's can change a person.
No.16623
So… It's half 1 in the afternoon and I just woke up… In other news Hey everyone! How are we doing today?
No.16624
>>16623
Hey, Ramona. Come over here and let me grapple your tigers.
No.16625
>>16620
I simply want a fallout pipboy so much, i can put my phone in it, get on the train and everyone can think im strange!
>>16622
Dont fancy Coasteering then1?
No.16627
>>16624
Waaa! Rebby, what have I told you about that~
No.16628
>>16627
A hero such as myself does not wait for consent, he just acts.
No.16629
>>16623
Hey!
Doing pretty good here, got a bunch of stuff done already today.
>>16624
When Rebis is done i want a turn too~
No.16630
>>16628
Yes, men of action do not wait for opportunities, they make them! And then seize them with their own two hands!
No.16631
>>16628
>>16629
When did I become so popular? The tigers need sleep!
>>16630
NOT YOU TOO DEN!
No.16632
>>16621
True enough I suppose, but there's a *lot* of intrigue happening on a ship at sea, and that's beside stuff like storms and ship-to-ship combat.
And you're right that the typical 'pirate' dialect is bullshit, but it's an easy way to convey a certain theme so I don't mind it!
I was actually really surprised when I played Asscreed Black flag and realized that they had put in an effort to get the voices 'right' for the period.
>>16622
Woah, Yeah I can't fault you for not liking the sea after a thing like that. You're missing out on some really cool stuff, but I don't blame you. I'm happy you survived!
>>16625
Not like peoples aren't gonna look at you weird if you are wearing a Zypad in public~
But I get what you're saying!
>>16623
Hiya! We're doing discussions!
>>16628
>>16630
lewd
No.16633
>>16629
You're getting a turn but probably not on who or what you intended.
>>16631
Don't worry, I'll give them a relaxing massage.
No.16634
>>16630
Well said!
Speaking of plundering booty, come here a minute~
No.16635
>>16631
Ramona how did you turn everyone into molesters that fast!
No.16636
>>16630
Women of action just act!
*Grabs Dens booty*
No.16637
>>16635
Because she's a cutie~
No.16638
>>16634
Wha-me? Well…
>>16636
Guh! I've been plundered!
No.16639
>>16635
I don't know Nyano, all I know is I need help hiding!
>>16633
When you say relaxing, what do you mean?
No.16641
>>16639
I can protect you, but i would want a reward!
>>16640
Heya!
No.16642
>>16639
I lied, there won't be anything relaxing about it, I fondle pretty aggressively.
No.16643
>>16637
>>16640
Hey Weird! How's it going?
No.16645
>>16641
What sort of reward are we talking?
>>16642
Oh no, oh God, oh geez…
No.16646
>>16645
Whatever your willing to give
No.16647
>>16645
Oh? Does the thought excite you?
No.16648
>>16647
>>16644
Oh wow, we made nearly the same face.
No.16649
*sits down* so who is molesting who?
No.16650
>>16640
Good afternoon Weird.
No.16651
>>16649
Everyone x Ramona.
No.16652
>>16651
sounds like fun~
>>16650
hello auntie styles!
No.16653
>>16640
Hey there scientist lady!
No.16654
>>16646
Uhhh, I baked some pastries earlier! You can have one of those!
>>16647
I don't think so…
>>16649
Everyone wants to molest me! HELP!
>>16651
Can you help, Amity?
No.16655
>>16649
AFter what you pulled last night, be glad im not molesting you!
No.16656
>>16649
Hey there Weird how are you?
No.16657
This might end up in an ERP thread at this rate and I don't ERP (mostly) so I'm off to watch my historical chinese drama instead.
No.16658
>>16654
why would I do that? I might even join~
>>16655
thanks miss soldier
>>16656
hello
No.16659
>>16654
Maybe, if you promise to not drug everyone tonight.
No.16660
>>16658
OH NO!
>>16659
I'm telling you, I didn't drug those! But fine, I promise I won't (accidentally) drug anyone tonight.
No.16661
>>16654
Not a big fan of pastries im afriad, think again
No.16662
>>16660
I'm not sure i believe that.
No.16664
>>16661
Uh, I have an apple tree out back, you can have some apples!
>>16662
IT WASN'T ME, I THOUGHT WE'D DECIDED THAT IT WAS KRISHNA THAT ROOFIED THOSE!
>>16663
AW NUTZ!
No.16665
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16660
Alright, fine.
Rolling to defend Ramona with bullets.
No.16666
No.16668
>>16665
And it would seem I instead shot myself in the foot.
Sorry, Ramona.
No.16670
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16664
LIAR.
>>16665
Rolling to tackle and grope Amity!
No.16671
>>16666
>>16665
Literally within a second, what the fuck?
No.16673
>>16664
I will help protect Ramona from the lood with my muscles!
No.16674
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16670
rolling to defend amity with missile!
No.16675
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16668
Aw damn, rolling to morph ball outta here!
>>16670
WHY DO YOU NEVER BELIEVE ME? IT WAS KRISHNA!
>>16673
Thank you Den! You can have an apple as well!
No.16676
>>16673
Diversion successful
>>16674
No chance!
No.16677
>>16673
Let me caress your perfectly toned athletic body, please.
No.16678
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16673
rolling to pass den and grope ramona
No.16679
>>16675
An apple a day…!
*Munch munch*
No.16680
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16676
""Shit, i hit an orphanage!""
Rolling again to pin down and grope kate!
No.16681
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16678
Rolling to dodge grope!
No.16682
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
GRENADE!!!!
No.16683
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16680
Rolling to counter grope!
>>16682
Oh god
No.16684
Thing sure got lively real quick.
No.16685
>>16681
nyahah! you are all mine! *gropes ramona*
No.16686
>>16684
Threaten lewdness and everything explodes.
No.16687
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16683
NOO
one final roll to counter grope the counter grope
No.16688
g-groping is illegal everyone, come on…
No.16689
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16685
Weird please! Rolling to push Weird off!
No.16690
>>16677
V-very well!
>>16678
>>16685
Your dice have no power over ILLUSTRATION!
*Repels Weird by tickling with a paintbrush*
No.16691
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>16689
*gets pushed off and tickled and giggles* rolling to ignore tickling and continue groping ramona
No.16692
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16687
No escape~
Now, where to grab first…
>>16688
Rolling to pull in Kyoka for a groping too
No.16693
>>16690
*I run my hands over Den's impressive abs and rest my face on his chiseled pecs*
~~~
No.16694
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16691
Rolling to use powers of singing to stop Weird in her tracks!
No.16695
 | Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>16694
rolling to resist
No.16696
>>16689
Everyone sure is into your tigers Ramona.
not that I don't get it
>>16673
I-bwuh?
No.16697
>>16695
*get distracted and listens to song*
No.16698
>>16692
n-n-no, not kyoka aswell!
rolling hopelessly to defend kyoka
No.16699
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16697
Ha-ha! Success! Let the singing begin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uECaE2UhuGA
No.16700
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16698
forgot roll
No.16701
>>16693
G-goodness. *Gives Amity a gentle embrace.*
No.16703
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16698
*squeezes Nyano's butt*
You got other things to worry about than Kyoka~
Rolling to keep you pinned!
No.16704
>>16701
G-Geralt? Is that you?
Seriously though, I love your artstyle……It's so clean!!
No.16706
>>16703
NOOOOO, I'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE, YOU CANNOT TAKE AWAY MY PURITY!!
Rolling to STAY PURE
No.16708
>>16701
Don't worry about being rough with me~
No.16709
 | Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>16706
No.16710
>>16708
I wouldn't worry about him..
No.16711
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16699
trying to get out of song again
No.16712
>Everybody is getting groped.
No.16713
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16703
uguu, i wont stand for that!
Roll to squeeze kates boobs!
No.16714
>>16710
Jealous~?
Why don't you join in?
No.16715
No.16716
>>16708
I'm, uh… not one for any sort of harsh physicality. I just enjoy the… closeness. *Presses Amity's ear to my chest and caresses her hair.*
>>16710
Drax however is rough and tough! A very fiesty firecracker!
>>16714
T-that could be a good idea… or a great idea.
No.16717
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16711
It's inevitable! FALL VICTIM TO MY SINGING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6mKuXRb-UA
No.16718
 | Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>16706
Rolling to obliterate Kyokas purity!
>>16713
I'm not going to stop you there~
>>16715
N-no bully
No.16719
>>16715
>Being a spelling bully
>2010+5
>>16717
*Suddenly snaps back to reality*
Wh-! Where am I? What happened? What was that noise just now?
No.16720
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16717
come on! rolling to get out and grope ramona
No.16721
>>16714
With you? Please.
I am just very protective of someone as special as Den.
No.16722
>>16718
I'm going to bully your flat board with my dick.
No.16723
>>16716
*I give Dens chest a peck, smiling up at him*
You're real cute for such a big guy for me~
No.16725
>>16721
Come on Drax, don't be like that~
No.16726
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 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Just finished watching Insidious 3……..
What a terrible movie.
What's happened to horror films?
Also rolling to grope everyone, even Den
Honk honk
No.16727
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16718
muhahah *grope grope grope*
No.16728
>>16724
nyahaha! *gropes ramona and fondles her chest*
No.16729
>>16709
>>16718
I keep my purity safe for another day.
Arigatou, Kami-sama
No.16731
>>16723
I… I'm not cute…
>>16721
>>16725
Let us all embrace one anothers' hearts and bodies.
>>16726
Gasp! Groping evaded!
No.16732
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16728
Noooo! Rolling to push off and run away!
No.16733
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16726
Sis please…
No.16734
>>16732
oh well I got what I needed~
No.16735
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16727
Rolling to take Nyano and play Dark Souls…
No.16736
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16727
That's some pretty poor groping but i'll let it slide this time.
For the big finale, rolling to undress Nyano so i can get some lewd pictures!
>>16729
There's always tomorrow! I'll get you eventually~
No.16738
File: 1434981811746.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.55 KB, 455x600, 91:120, Miss Style (6).jpg)

>>16731
I guess I'll just grope myself……..
>>16733
Or not?
C'mere Sy!!
*Cops a feel*
No.16739
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>16736
>>16735
rolling to play more warthunder and to keep my clothes on
No.16741
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16740
The tide has turned now kate!
Rolling to steal kates pantsu!
No.16742
>>16737
D-Drax, please. We can all come to love all others if we let out hearts beat in unison… and the best way for that is with a group hug!
No.16743
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16741
H-hey, give those back!
No.16745
>>16742
GROUP HUG
*I hug Den harder whilst reach out and pulling Drax in with my left hand*
Mmmmm~
No.16747
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16743
rolling to sit kate down and brush her hair in an attempt to stop the lewds
No.16748
>>16743
argh fine take them back!
No.16749
>>16742
Seems like she wants more than a hug Den~
No.16750
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16747
After nearly having my pantsu stolen i think i'll happily take some nice hair brushing <3
>>16748
rolling to stealthily take Nyanos panties instead
No.16751
>>16750
Phew…
*sits behind Kate and runs my fingers through her hair. I take out my hair brush and gently brush neatly from her crown to the bottom of her hair~* want me to braid it and tie it like mine? :3
No.16752
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16750
Not today!
"" rolling to unclip kates bra ""
No.16753
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16738
Wh-what… o-oh, hello there sis…
*attempts to return the favor*
No.16754
>>16742
I love group hugs! *throws herself onto the pile*
This is why you're the best Den~
And just like that the sun is out in full force. I'm going to put on some sunscreen and take a walk in the forest and hope that my allergies don't kill me
See you all in a little bit, don't grope each other to death!
No.16755
>>16753
Not even gonna roll……..
Come at be sis!!
No.16756
>>16755
…………..
me*
How could I even mess that up?
No.16757
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>16751
*purrs* You're good at this!
And sure, maybe it'll suit me~
>>16752
Rolling to give Nyano a slap on the wrist!
No.16758
No.16759
>>16757
Thank you~ :3
*Brushes the sides of your hair to make them neat and straight. Then takes your hair and puts it into 3 strands, in order to lap them over and over to braid.* Hmm, it might not be long enough, let me try and put in some extensions *smiles and hug you from behind after I finish* how does it look~?
No.16760
>>16755
*gropes Styles*
Everyone must be enjoying this.
No.16762
>>16754
>>16745
>>16744
Yay, hugs! Hugs for everyone.
>>16746
N-not whatever! Hug. Hug! HUG! *Hugs Drax too*
>>16749
Oh yes, Drax is very protective, passionate and lovely!
That's why I give Drax as much of the Den's love as much as possible!
All of these hugs… I didn't get a lot of sleep last night… zzz… kinda passed out for a moment… getting… zzzzz
No.16764
>>16759
I love it! *hugs you back*
Thank you~
No.16765
>>16762
awww.. C'mere you.
No.16766
>>16762
>That's why I give Drax as much of the Den's love as much as possible.
No.16767
>>16764
Oh my, it looks so cute! Beautiful :3 *kisses you on the cheek innocently*
No.16768
>>16764
>kate with her hair down
No.16769
>>16764
You look so pretty!
No.16771
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Come in
>Capt'n Den is the first thing I see
No.16772
No.16773
>>16764
Daaamn that's cute.
No.16775
No.16776
>>16775
>>16772
Mornin', I woke up earlier than I thought I would. That's the best thing about working at home, you wake up when you want!
No.16777
>>16774
*I reach out and run my hands down your braids before resting them on your shoulders, brushing my fingertips on your neck*
*I lean in and whisper into your ear~*
You're very pretty like this~
No.16778
>I've had the exact same hair style since I joined
>Kate uses my hairstyle, everyone praises her
>no one praises me
..I'm n-not jealous…. GO AWAY
No.16779
Well, I'm back! And I didn't die! Summer is best when you can enjoy yourself to the fullest~
So what's going on h-
>>16762
Sleep well Den, you deserve all the rest you can get~
>>16774
Nice! Very cute! Kinda wish I had long hair now.
>>16776
Good morning Kiro! Slept well?
No.16780
>>16778
I still think you look cute..
>>16779
Eh, I guess. But every time I was almost sleep Jane would wake me up and I kept getting pissed
No.16781
>>16778
Awww, poor little Kyoka~
Maybe if you were lewd like Kate you'd get more attention~
No.16782
>>16778
You look beautiful as well Kyoka!!
Can you do my hair next please?
No.16783
>>16778
Oh my! I'm sorry, you tend to notice changes-
Also, didn't I compliment you when we met? If I didn't, you're super cute!
In fact, it seems most people here are. Maybe I'm not the best judge
>>16780
Ugh, that sucks. Tried earbuds?
Also, what do you work with? Working from home is maximum overjelly
No.16785
>>16783
I don't really want to say much about it, lets just say It's why I admire L
No.16786
>>16777
Ah~!
T-thanks, Amity~
>>16778
I think you're amazingly cute, sorry for not saying it more often <3
No.16787
>>16780
>>16781
>>16782
>>16783
>>16786
o-oh, thank you everyone… sorry, I acted a bit stupid back then. Ignore me!
And I'd love to do your hair Styles ^^
And about being more lewd.. I dunno, it's embarrassing..! I'm still a virgin
No.16788
>>16787
>I'm still a virgin
We can fix that. Easy.
No.16789
>>16787
Don't worry, I'm the same way.. I just skree at them
>>16788
No
No.16790
>>16787
You shouldn't have said that last part……
But thank you !!
I want to surprise Yemi-senpai when she comes back~
No.16791
>>16785
Aaaaah whaat, so, you're a detective? A chess player? You taste-test pastries? That's making me mad curious!
Ooh, maybe you're a private contractor for the police?
Buuut If you don't want to talk about it that's fine, I don't want to pry. more than necessary
>>16787
Impossible, the whole of you is like cute my second favourite colour. I couldn't ignore you if you even tried to hide into a big crowd during my favourite concert!
>>16789
You've done that a lot lately, haven't you?
No.16794
>>16791
Hmm.. I guess It could be a small mix of 2 of those, one more than the other.
Also I would do that a lot if people didn't make me do it
No.16795
>>16794
I hate being half awake, *I do that lot because people make me do it
No.16796
>tfw you will never turn Kiro into "Korrupted Kiro, a fallen puritan".
No.16797
>>16796
Never say never, i'm sure we can mindbreak Kiro eventually.
No.16798
>>16796
>Korrupt Kiro
Is that my super villain name?
No.16799
>>16796
Turn her into a slut and call her Kumface Kiro.
No.16800
>>16799
>Spelling cumface with a K for Kiro
No.16801
>>16794
Hrm, so you're a private contractor, hired by the police to taste-test their donuts?
Also I guess they do that huh? In their defence, both you and Scarfu are very easy targets. Sure, that doesn't make it right but still.
>>16796
Why does that sound so badass?
No.16802
>>16800
You'll turn into a slut at some point, just like in muh doujins.
No.16803
>>16801
I think they just like my skreeing, and I'm fine with them teasing me. Bad friendships can show if you can't joke around.
You're wrong about my job :^)
>>16802
>Implying I'd be a slut
I think as long as Scarfu is around. I'll be fine, though Krishna still might to be able to get me if I'm not careful..
>Muh doujins
wut
No.16804
>>16803
Kiro's in loooooove~
No.16805
>>16802
Where can I get these doujin's? I need them for research.
>>16803
Aha! Then the only remaining option's gotta be that you're a chess player. who earns advertising money by eating pastries during the game! Damn, It's so obvious now that I think about it.
No.16806
>>16805
you need to make updates for rinmaru
No.16807
>>16806
I actually tried to mess with the flash file, because I felt that everything being locked into position was ridiculous. Then I realized that I can't into flash and settled for just ripping all the files and playing Frankenstein in paint.net instead. Works fairly well~
No.16808
>>16807
What did you rip the files with? I wanted to do the same at the beginning but was too lazy and gave up before even finding the right software.
No.16809
>>16806
yup…uuuuuuu…i slept alot…
No.16810
No.16811
>>16808
flash decompiler thrillix. Don't know what else works. I could dump the files on dropbox if you'd like
No.16812
>>16811
I should be fine. But maybe other people here would like that as well.
No.16813
>>16805
Wrong agian :^)
>>16804
Ehhh shut up..
No.16814
No.16815
>>16813
Damn. Well, I'm stumped. Guess that's that for now.
>>16812
Maybe. I'll make a zip file and post the link in the next general for maximum exposure then
No.16816
>thread somehow managed to die at this hour
No.16817
Good morni-
>>16814
This is going to be a long day…
No.16818
No.16819
>>16817
You know what I say to be true.
No.16821
>>16816
*shakes Rebis in an attempt to wake her up*
No.16822
>>16817
Good morning Scarfu…..
And it's always one of those days, in case you were wondering.
No.16823
>>16821
You dare disturb my slumber?
No.16824
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>>16819
Y-you are wrong!
>>16822
B-but it's not even true!
No.16825
>>16817
You saying that is implying it already isn't a long day. Good morning.
No.16826
>>16824
Then who is best ship if not Kirfu?
No.16828
>>16824
You know we're gonna keep bugging you guys until you admit it, don't you?
No.16829
I wish I had an L in my name so I could ship myself with Karol and be Kalamity.
No.16830
>>16827
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm awake.
No.16831
>>16823
What in the two timed fuck?
>>16828
I really don't care at this point, I get bugged about all sorts of stuff everyday
>>16829
Noice job, Carlos
No.16832
>>16826
I'unfuckinknow I just know it's not that!
>>16828
I'm patient enough to deal with and deny that for as long as I need…
>>16829
You can still do that, just give it a cutesy name and it'll still work.
No.16833
>>16831
How fucking cool a name would that be though?
I could be a spy and call myself Calamity. That would be awesome.
No.16834
>>16833
it doesn't sound as nice to say in a cheese spy movie tho.
"my name's calamity…amity calamity"
>>16830
oh thank god
No.16835
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No.16836
>>16835
Those sound like a medical I do NOT want to have.
No.16837
>>16836
I accidentally the word condition.
No.16838
>>16834
That sounds like a loony toons charatecter.. fucking Amity Calamity and Bugs Bunny just chilling out
>>16835
>All these ship names
Jesus Kirfu sounds better than these, and it isn't even a real ship!
No.16839
>>16836
>>16837
Thanks……
>>16838
Everybody ships it except you two…….
Just let the love out man.
No.16840
>>16838
It would just be "Calamity".
I could be one of the girls from the Bad Blood music video!
>>16839
Sorry, still love you and Yemi tho <3
No.16841
>>16839
actually i ship scarfy and someone else~
No.16842
>>16840
Thanks Ami~
>>16841
O-oh dear…….
No.16843
No.16846
No.16848
zzz…guh.
Good sleep.
>>16846
Soon™
No.16849
>>16842
>>16843
>>16844
>>16845
heeheehee~ well scarfy knows who i'm talking about, but you all haven't met her yet~
>>16848
sleep well denny~
No.16850
>>16848
Hey Den…..Just woke up?
I hope you weren't dreaming of something lewd~
No.16851
>>16849
Who is it, Kai-Kai~?
No.16852
>>16849
Oh yeah! I know who you are talkign about
No.16853
>>16850
Never, only of beautiful things!
No.16854
>>16853
Y-you think I'm beautiful?
No.16855
>>16853
Aw, you dream about me? That's cute~
No.16856
No.16857
>>16852
don't say a word, i wanna keep them in suspense~
>>16851
you'll find out when the time is right, scarfy's known them longer then they've known you~
>>16853
love you den~
No.16858
No.16859
No.16861
>>16857
Why am I so scared of them knowing? The person already know about /ccrp/ and I don't know if they lurk here or not. This worries me even more!
No.16862
>>16861
Tell them to post, I was going to tell my friend who I made in Rin to post here but decided not to.
No.16864
>>16862
Aww, i wanted to lewd her.
No.16865
>>16862
awww, tell her she's super cute!
No.16866
>>16864
>>16865
He's one of 2 people I know who aren't entirely normie. I should try making a joke out of "Haha look I made you a lassie!" then ease him into accepting that being cute anime girls is his life now.
No.16867
>>16862
She really is a cutie. Why'd you decide against it?
Decide that the thread is in hibernation for now, go and have dinner, come back. 48 responses. Of course
>>16866
doitdoitdoit
No.16868
>>16863
No.
You know how Kiro is overprotective yet loving? This person is overprotective so only THEY can bully meand they actually go through with the bullying ;_;
No.16869
>>16866
do what you wish, but that sounds like a solid plan
>>16867
you better have filled that cute tummy with alot of food
No.16870
>>16868
Why would anyone want to ship you with your bully?
No.16871
>Return from doing stuff
>Thread explodes with assorted shipping frenzies
What happened?
No.16872
>>16868
Sounds like the sort of person who needs one maybe 2 but probably upwards of 10 smacks.
No.16874
>>16868
If only I was american………
No.16875
>>16873
Aww, thanks Weird, at least you're not groping me this time! *hugs back*
No.16876
>>16871
I don't even know what happening. I'm scared imouto-chan.
No.16877
>>16870
Because they actually do have a thing for me. They bully out of genuine love and because they think my reactions are cute.
That, and they also sortof prevent anyone else from bullying me.
No.16878
No.16879
 | Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>16871
Rolling to grope Ramona!
No.16880
>>16869
You better believe it
No.16881
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16879
rolling to grope kate
No.16882
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16876
It's ok, onee-sama, at least I know you can protect me! *intensely hugs*
>>16879
OH GODDAMN IT! ROLLING TO ESCAPE GROPE.
No.16883
>>16877
Why don't they just not bully you and also stop other people doing so?
They sound like an actual asshole.
No.16884
>>16880
excellent, if one does not treat their stomach well, how can they treat themselves well?
now this thread got super cute
>>16877
yup~
No.16885
>>16880
too quick on that post buttan
Had minced meat and pasta. Really ate way too much but I can't help myself when the food is good~
eating as much as I do is half the reason I go to the gym as much as I do
>Cute tummy
*squeee*
No.16886
>>16881
Looks like you fell over instead
>>16882
Not today!
So soft~
No.16887
>>16883
It's not like BULLYING bullying, it's more like "hey, you're a dork! I'ma lewdify you one day" kinda bullying IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME KINDA BULLYING THAT HAPPENS HERE GOD DAMNIT
No.16888
>>16887
Are the feelings mutual?
No.16889
No.16890
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16886
argh! roll yo pull kate's pants down
No.16891
>>16885
a filled tummy is a cute tummy, ofcourse you're just plain cute in general, which is amazing because you don't rely on your looks at all~
>>16887
pretty much~
No.16892
>>16854
>>16855
>>16857
Yes! I'd dream of each and every one of you every night so I can enjoy your lovely company even when I'm not here.
However, I have to admit that my thoughts would focus on Lux and Drax, two wonderful people I've known for over a year now and have developed genuine feelings for as cherished friends. Having come to know them, even just through these silly exchanges of text and images has truly brightened up my life.
>>16856
W-well boobies are beautiful, but not really what I'd focus on dreaming about.
>>16883
Because Scarfu's bully/protector is tsundere as fuck.
No.16893
>>16892
That's so romantic~
I can only hope everyone here can do the same!!
No.16894
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16886
WAAAHH! ROLLING TO HAVE ONEE-SAMA SAVE ME!
No.16895
>>16889
What's that supposed to mean?
>>16888
What part of that do you mean?
No.16896
>>16890
Gonna have to do better than that!
>>16894
No chance~
No.16897
No.16898
 | Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>16896
fine! all in! roll to strip kate naked
No.16899
>>16895
I'm asking you if you love them back.
No.16900
>>16898
*all clothe explode on me only lab coat remains on top of me as I lay on the floor*
No.16901
>>16900
*pets wierd* its time to stop rolling dear~
No.16902
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16896
ROLLING TO SUPERKICK KATE OFF OF GROPING ME!
>>16897
Is she gonna make me tag-team with God in a minute then?
No.16903
>>16899
As a friend, yes. I enjoy their company, to be honest.
No.16904
>>16901
*purrs* I will try
No.16905
>>16891
A-ah, thank you! I'm just being myself, I didn't realise that someone would think it was cute-
I like you too!
I'm not actually used to receiving compliments for anything aaaah
>>16892
That's crazy sweet.
>>16902
Woah, you are surprisingly resistant to lewd today Ramona!
No.16906
 | Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16902
ROLL TO BLOCK
DON'T FAIL ME NOW DICE
>>16898
*pets Weird*
No.16907
No.16908
>>16903
Hmmmm……….
It seems to me then that it's more aggressive banter than bullying……
My friends do the exact same thing.
If you enjoy their company, then that'll do for me, so I won't press you any more.
No.16909
>>16905
I'm only really lewd if I'm tired, or am coerced into lewd activities It's kinda fun being a tease, but sometimes I really dislike lewding due to circumstances.
>>16906
BLOCK DEFEATED, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MRS. WRESTLEMANIA!
No.16910
No.16911
*slowly stands up covering herself with labcoat and blushing*
No.16912
 | Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>16911
Roll to pull away labcoat!