No.16913[Last 50 Posts]
Cute tummy's edition
Lisa a big cutie
No.16914
>>16912
>>16911
What's going on here?
No.16915
 | Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16912
h-hey! roll to steal kate's clothes
No.16916
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>16912
Roll to smack Kate and throw a Weird a blanket in one motion.
No.16917
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Rolling to steal and roll around in Kate's labcoat
No.16918
>>16916
TOP TIER ANTI-LEWD PROTECTION STYLES.
No.16919
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>>16916
thanks auntie *covers herself in additinal blanket*
No.16920
*sigh* It feels good to be back from London. Truly the worst place imaginable~ BusyBusyBusy
Good evening my lovelies, I pray you're all doing well!
My poor shoulders~ What a strain it is to embark on silly travels to the capital!
Anything eventful happen during my leave?
No.16921
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>>16917
thast mine labcoat!
>>16920
hi
No.16922
>>16920
welcome back!
and depends on what you mean by eventful
>>16916
YOU ARE ALREADY CLOTHED
No.16923
>>16916
Mercy!
>>16917
You can take my clothes any day~
No.16925
>>16920
Hey Karol! We had a bit of a roofie scare a while ago, but that's over. Would you like an apple?
No.16926
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>>16925
ramona please
No.16927
>>16920
Too much to say in one post, but at the moment, Kate is trying to molest my niece, so I had to go fist of the north star on her ass.
How was London?
No.16929
>>16920
Y-Your b-back!
I missed you.
No.16930
>>16926
THIS ONE'S NOT BAD I SWEAR, I PROMIISED AMITY!
No.16931
>>16925
i only remember the best cake party i've had in a long time
No.16932
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>>16930
suure
No.16933
>>16920
YOU'RE BACK OH MY GOD YOU'RE BACK
No.16934
>>16926
Weird, you need to set the dice to 0…….you keep rolling!!
No.16935
>>16934
oh yeah didn't notice thanks
No.16936
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16932
ROLLING FOR TRUTH.
No.16938
>>16936
3 IS A VERY TRUTHFUL NUMBER
No.16939
>>16921
Bonjour!
>>16922
Salut Kei-chan! I suppose by eventful I just mean anything spectacularly good/bad! From the looks of things, everything is fine and dandy though~
>>16925
R-roofie!? I'd love an apple, but only if it's rape free~ I prefer strawberries mind you, but I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth
>>16927
Oh my~ Well I'll need to get caught up to speed Styles~ London was okay. I went swimming a lot, and it reminded me that I really ought to quit smoking! Aside from that, it was quite stressful, barely had any free time! Also, I really wish people would stop talking to me on the street!!
>>16928
It's good to be back~
>>16929
Nyannooo!! How's the not-so-tiny horsie? Missed you too~
>>16933
Mon Ami! It feels wonderful to be back from busybusy~ I thought summer holidays were supposed to be relaxed!!
Sorry for the mass-reply!! I honestly didn't think so many people would reply. And you know that I need to reply to every single one of you lovelies! <3
No.16940
>>16916
>>16917
Whats going on her-
No.16941
I sat in the other thread for about 10 or so minutes expecting more…
Why does this keep happening.
No.16942
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>>16939
why did people talk to you in the street?
No.16943
>>16941
I did the same thing, don't worry about it.
No.16944
>>16939
You have an apple in your hand but strawberries on your ears!
No.16945
>>16939
Yeah, list of victims include Kai, Krystal, Amity, Lisa, Kiro, and Krishna. It was pretty crazy…
No.16946
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Roll to keep this a non lewd zone!
No.16947
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>16945
and me! you started with me
No.16948
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>16946
Rolling for maximum lewd
No.16949
>>16946
So can we be 3 parts lewd and 8 parts pure?
No.16950
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>>16946
rolling for lewd
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No.16952
>>16939
You're too sweet Karol!!
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
>>16947
Weird……the dice is still on honey~
No.16953
>>16945
Oh, and I forgot Lux and Kate too!
>>16946
Based Onee-sama~
No.16954
No.16956
| Rolled 6 + 9 (1d10) |
>>16950
>>16948
>>16946
Roll for purity (with Den Skill Modifier)!
No.16957
>>16939
Little horse is doing ok.
Did you have a nice time in our ever so wonderfull capital city
No.16958
>>16956
we will never win den modifier is op
No.16959
>>16955
Not like that Kai, don't worry, we made sure you weren't lewded~
No.16960
No.16961
>>16959
oooohhhhh, that makes sense, i wouldn't want to be looded without consent
No.16963
>>16960
>>16958
Den takes skill get gud scrubs
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No.16967
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>>16966
Don't worry, I still have my greatshield to protect all purity!
No.16968
>>16941
I'd hope you appreciate my company considering I spend the majority of the time on my phone talking to you, Swamp.
No.16970
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>>16968
H-HEY, Bossu!
No.16971
>>16942
Uh, I don't know, but it's happened to me all my life. Jeeze, I was on my way to King's Cross St. Pancras and got spoken to 3 times! For those that don't know, it's not particularly common to get spoken to in London since despite being busy, everyone keeps to themselves~
>>16944
Indeed! This way, I'll crave strawberries everytime I look into a mirror!
>>16945
J-jeeze! Were you the perpetrator?
>>16957
Glad to hear it!
Eeeh, I had an alright time! I rarely can take it easy when I go to London and tend to have lots of work to do~ Not always paid work mind you, it's rather complex
>>16963
tfw den is a regular poster now! Woo!
A-also, who wants to hear about the dream I had last night?
No.16972
New general! As promised:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0fpdqn8dd3kdvzu/Heresy%20grows%20from%20idleness.rar?dl=0
[spoiler]This .rar contains all the files that I ripped from the Rinmaru flash in image form, along with a few of my own modified ones.
I think it's all the latest stuff, but I could be wrong.
They're sorted and named after my own head, because the flash just kept them as "image142" or whatever number and it was obnoxious to scroll through them all when you were looking for something in particular. [/spoiler]
Use responsibly!
>>16913
a-ah! Th-that didn't deserve it's own general! *flustered*
>>16920
Hi Karol! Welcome back! I hope your trip wasn't too terrible!
>>16968
Hi! Have we met?
No.16973
>>16968
look who it is~
>>16971
sure, tell us!
No.16974
No.16975
>>16968
Hello!
>>16971
Don't believe her lies, Ramona was responsible for EVERYTHING.
No.16976
>>16968
:D
>>16971
you must have some magical charm~
No.16978
>>16968
>>16970
Is this the person you were talking about?
No.16979
>>16971
Well, they were my cakes, but I didn't do it, no matter what Kate says!
No.16981
>>16971
Hi Karol! Welcome back from London!
What did you dream about? Blueberries?
No.16982
>>16971
Y-You and i should get something to drink later tonight, just the two of us
No.16983
>>16970
Hey.
>>16972
I doubt it. First time here.
>>16973
Hey Kai.
>>16975
Hello.
>>16977
Heh.
>>16980
Oh calm down.
No.16984
>>16983
Well then! Hi! I'm Lisa. Pleased to meet you~
No.16985
>>16983
Worrying is what I do any you know it you pizza shit
No.16986
>>16983
Hmmm……….I got my on you stranger………
No.16987
>>16984
are you saying that you don't deserve a general named after you?
because thats silly, everyone does~
No.16988
>>16972
Salut lisa! London still sucks! I don't know why I keep checking up on it! I had an alright time~ My train was fairly nice, gave me a chance to finish my book
>>16975
EVERYTHING? :o Also, I'm digging your new hair T-that's still a hip saying r-right?
>>16976
I was once told that my family line only attracts crazy people. I am very much hoping that's not true!
>>16979
HMMMM, maybe Kiro should investigate! U-uuh sorry, I meant L or whatever~
>>16981
ANNNNY!! How I've missed you! Maybe a couple of times~ More dreams about blueberries and strawberries in a basket together mind you~~ What an odd mix eh? :3
>>16982
I like alcohol! But I just got back! I'm far too tired for anything like that! Especially not with all the roofie business going around! Not that I suspect you of trying something like that! But someone else might slip something in~
Also dream time next post!
No.16989
>>16984
Pleased to meet you too!
>>16985
You're never going to stop doing that are you?
>>16986
I'm well aware~
No.16990
>>16988
We'd probably need someone else to investigate, I have a feeling that she might be slightly biased…
No.16991
>>16989
>I'm well aware.
In any case, If you're a friend of Scarfu, you're a friend of mine……
What brings you to our cozy corner of the internet?
No.16993
>>16988
Kyoka fixed it up earlier~
No.16994
>>16988
>>16993
And yes, E V E R Y T H I N G
No.16995
>>16988
I would just like to spend a litttle time with you, just the two of us
No.16996
No.16997
DREAMTIME
Actually, I just want to say, I've had a surprising amount of dreams where I post on /ccrp/, how peculiar!
But anywho. In this dream, I was in an airport. I was sitting down, smoking, just waiting for my plane Which happened to come at the exact time that my train was coming IRL. Then suddenly, a guy with a pink shirt came up to me, and he had the face and hair of JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. We talked for ages, but I had to leave for my plane, so we parted. I realized that I took a wrong turn, and that I was late, but as soon as I tried to run, a flood of people ran towards me and carried me off. I missed my plane, and went looking for the guy in the pink shirt. I found him, and he was attempting to convince this suicidal teenager to commit suicide onto a group of kids dressed up as smurfs. I asked him what he was doing and he told me to keep quiet and watch. The teenager then triple jumps into the air, but misses the kids and just breaks his legs upon impact near to a hotdog stand. So me and pink shirt just went to get hotdogs whilst this screaming kid with broken legs was next to us.
I left a lot out, but I don't really know what to say about this. I suppose it's not as weird as time-travelling racoons landlords~
No.16998
>>16997
heeheeeheeehee, thats pretty amusing
No.17000
>>16991
I was linked here by >>16992
because I was mentioned and decided to drop by is all.
No.17001
No.17002
>>16997
That's pretty bizarre…..thank god all my dreams are pretty strait forward.
No.17004
>>16997
you have interesting dreams
No.17005
>>17000
Any plans to stay yet, or are you just testing the waters?
No.17006
>>16987
W-well, I guess I can't argue with that. You're right, everyone DOES deserve their own general.
Didn't expect to have a general for me so quickly though
>>16988
I haven't been there more than twice, and once was just passing through. How is London these days?
>Train
Train rides ARE nice! You have a lot of time for yourself~
I wish they weren't so expensive.
>>16989
Always fun with new people! Especially when they're already somewhat related. How do you know Scarfu?
>>16992
Or should I ask that to you Scarfu? I feel like there's something about this that you've said in another thread but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
>>16997
Woah, cool! I love dreams that mess with the expectations you'd have when you're awake. You always kind of just go along with things~
No.17007
>>17000
Oh, neat. Well, I hope you decide to stay!
No.17009
>>16997
Karol-chan!!
*hugs Karol tightly*
I missed you so much!
crazy dream btw
Oh, and good afternoon everybody!
No.17010
>>17006
Bossu is the other person I'm shipped with
No.17011
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No.17013
>>17006
ofcourse, my idol logic is flawless…most of the time
>>17009
hiiiiiii cutie
>>17010
yup~
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No.17015
>>17009
Good afternoon Senpai~
<3
No.17018
>>17005
Testing.
>>17006
Same way I met some of the other people I saw in this/last thread. Rinmaru group.
No.17019
>>16990
D-darn, i left my detective hat at home~ Someone else will have to fit the bill then I suppose!
>>16993
It's cute as H E C K ! Nobody has noticed that I cut my hair ;~;
>>16995
I'll take you for a drink sometime then Nyano! ~~ Non lewd though! I have to be a suitable Mummy for some!
>>17006
I had a dream recently about making a bunch of embarrassing posts on /ccrp/ and for an entire day, I thought I'd just shamed myself. Turns out it was just a dream~ OR WAS IT?
I love trains~ They're wonderful! I managed to get a ticket for 15 quid~ Which is nice, given that they're normally 90 quid~
>>17009
Y E M I ! *Receives with open arms* I missed you too~ Have you been well?
>>17018
Hello pretty blonde lady!
Also, I'm happy to tell another if anyone wants! Raccoon landlords or swimming in doors?
No.17020
>>17019
I noticed, I just didn't want to see in case I came off as a stalker like when I notice your mole is missing.
No.17021
No.17022
>>17019
I-I noticed you cut your hair. I just kept getting distracted and forgot to bring it up!
No.17023
>>17018
Well in any case, I hope you enjoy your stay Boss……..even if it might be temporary.
No.17025
>>17023
I will, thank you though~
>>17019
Hello.
No.17026
>>17009
Hi Yemi!
>>17010
Oh.
Oooooooooh.
>>17013
Well, t-thank you!
>>17018
Oh, neat! Like, the steam group?
>>17019
Oh my god I didn't notice, sorry! Now that I see it it's blatantly apparent. Looks really good on you!
>embararassing posts
Dun dun duuuuun
How did you manage to get a ticket that cheap? That's crazy. The cheapest I could get a ticket is if I'd either booked like, a year in advance or took a last minute one that they'd desperately needed to sell.
No.17028
>>17019
well, i agree!
It must not be lewd
I am Admiral of the fleet dont forget!
No.17029
>>17024
Saved to Karol shrine folder.
No.17030
>>17019
Ooh, and more dreams! Swimming indoors sounds exciting!
No.17031
>>17019
I don't think we have any other detectives, but that's no matter, everyone knows I didn't do it anyway~
No.17032
>>17028
*puts a pill near nyamo*
No.17033
>>17018
Bossu…. I'm already a demon….
No.17035
>>17032
Lets not go though this agian!
I won last time
No.17036
>>17020
You have a particularly keen eye~ So I figured you might You noticed the stawbs!
>>17021
Sure thing. But I'll wait a little while, I don't want to be spamming the thread~
>>17022
Aww Scarfu~ It's all good. You're looking lovely as always by the by
>>17024
Den! Oh Goodness, it's wonderful, thank you very much! Thank you for doing all these lovely drawings. I probably haven't gotten a chance to thank you myself, but I really appreciate all that you do for this lovely place~
>>17025
B o n j o u r I'm Karol, pleased to meet you!
>>17026
t-thank you!
>>17028
Absolutely! You have a strong image and prestige to maintain! You can't go around staining it with lewd escapades! Still, I'd love to drink with you Miss Invincible~
>>17030
Oh I phrased that really badly, although I did do a lot of swimming in London. In the dream, I was literally swimming inside of a single door~
No.17037
>>17036
T-thank you, I guess~
No.17038
>>17034
PARDON KATE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING?
No.17039
>>17035
That what you think~
goodnight everyone
No.17040
>>17036
Then we shall drink!
No.17041
No.17042
>>17039
Sweet dreams Weird~
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No.17044
>>17033
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea, I will always be with you.
>>17036
Nice to meet you too~
No.17045
>>17038
T-that you're a lovely girl and would never poison anyone!
>>17039
Goodnight!
No.17046
>>17039
Goodnight.
Have some crazy dreams so you can post about it later!
No.17047
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No.17050
>>17045
Good! It would be bad if my collar disappeared and then suddenly people went missing, wouldn't it, though, of course that won't happen~
No.17051
>>17036
Well, that just makes it more interesting! Please, share!
>>17018
>>17033
there's something vaguely familiar about the two of you
>>17050
S-scary
No.17052
>>17051
Well, Bossu would ask you "Did you like my sunglasses?"
No.17053
>>17050
T-that would be very bad, yes!
someone help me
No.17054
>>17050
i think we can all be good friends and get along just fine!
No.17055
>>17051
WHAT'S THE MATTER LISA? SOMETHING TO SAY?
>>17053
Don't worry Kate, everything will be fine~
>>17054
I'm sure, Kai, you seem like a nice girl~
No.17056
>>17055
I like to think i am, i just try to treat everyone how i would be liked~
No.17057
>>17051
You asked for it!
DREAMTIME Round 2 Electric Dreamaloo!
I was in a facility deep underground. Everything was quite dark and grimy, and there were creatures running around killing everybody. For some reason, they weren't attacking me, so I was just bumbling along. These creatures were sort of beyond description, but I guess you could think of them as a cross between the deathclaws from fallout and some void creature (I.E: They were almost entirely black).
Anyways, I was walking around when I started to get a headache. I keep bumping into these yellow crystals with bright yellow letters inside of them. And every time I touched one, my headache went away. However, everytime I touched one I felt really tired and wanted to close my eyes. When I did, I saw a bunch of bright yellow letters rushing all over the place all scrambled. Eventually, I figured out that if I made a word out of them, I could change the properties of the world. The first word I made was "swim" and applied it to a nearby door. Next thing I knew, I was swimming inside of the door. It's hard to explain. The door began oscillating when i touched it, and I was able to swim up and down it's vertical length. I also made another word that let me walk through the world, but ended up with me just falling through the group for ages. One of my favourites was parachuting inside of a dead man's eye socket. It was pretty crazy to say the least.
As time went by, these crystals appeared everywhere, including the inside of nearby corpses. I wandered into a room full of the void creatures, and they all bowed at me, some kneeling before me. That's when I woke up, and I still have no clue what to make of it!
No.17059
>>17055
I'm not sure i believe that…
No.17060
>>17057
I want to live in your world…….
No.17061
>>17044
My african american assosiate.
No.17062
Well today wasn't as terrible as I thought it'd be.
Hello everyone.
No.17063
>>17055
N-nothing! Nothing! oh god don't kill me
No.17064
>>17057
now thats spoopy
>>17062
hiiiiii, glad to hear ya day was gud
No.17065
>>17062
Hey Alei……what's up?
No.17066
No.17067
No.17068
>>17064
Thank'ya.
>>17065
Hmm? What was with that pause?
>>17067
>>17066
Hey girls.
No.17069
>>17058
Wahahaha! So you think you can defeat me! well bring it on! I would put the entire Shadow Ramona Speech I made for a Shadow Ramona character sheet, but effort
>>17059
You'll be fine Kate! AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
>>17063
Good~!
>>17062
Hey Alei! How's it hanging?
No.17070
>>17068
I always do it…..It's a habit.
My question still stands though.
No.17071
>>16977
Zero rinmaru when?
No.17072
>>17069
>>17070
Pretty good, finally getting a chance to sit.
Gonna enjoy my weekend relax with some drink since I just got done shelling out money to save someone's ass.
Hopefully that answers questions.
No.17075
>>17057
Oh wow! That's really strange, what a cool dream! It sound a lot like nightmare material though, weren't you scared?
>>17062
Hey Alei! Welcome back!
>>17069
Ehehehe~ phew
No.17076
>>17072
Pretty much………
Enjoy your relaxation time!!
Whiskey?
No.17077
>>17072
I'm glad you've got some time over!
But, shelled out money? What happened? That just brings more questions!
No.17078
>>17073
>>17075
>>17069
awesome, now lets group hug!~ *hugs the group tightly~*
No.17079
>>17057
I miss having dreams like that. Used to have bizarre dream adventures that lasted days if not months of time in the dream.
No.17080
>>17078
Now we're talking!
*Fondly embraces everyone*
No.17082
Oh Karol is back, welcome.
>>17076
Hmm, sadly I've never been big on whiskey. I'll be drinking Russian water.
>>17077
It's a long story so let's just keep it at that.
Miss More Questions.
No.17083
>>17082
Sounds good either way…….you take it on the rocks I presume?
No.17086
>>17082
Aaaw, but I'm cuuurious~
Oh well.
>Vodka
Straight up?
No.17087
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>>17085
>Not enjoying any and all spirits.
No.17088
>playing Campaign 100% OJ
>last stage with Tomomo
No.17089
>>17075
Nope~ Although the scariest dream I've ever had involved nothing but static~
>>17082
Hey Aley Aley~ How's it going?
>>17060
wanna trade places?
>>17040
Sorry I'm late!
>>17079
Jeeze, thanks for reminding about that. I loved dreams like that, my favourite one was about a hogwarts-esque place on an island, it felt like I was there for an entire year~ The problem is, I find it extremely disorientating to wake up from, and it can take me over an entire day to recover mentally. Then I had a dream where I was a child that grew old and died. Not the scariest dream I've had, but hands down the most horrible. It took me a week to accept that it was just a dream, I was basically comatose
No.17090
>>17087
I used to enjoy it but then yeah no ew.
No.17091
>>17089
I had a dream once about falling in love with a female pilot and I was convinced for fucking months she was real.
No.17092
>>17080
>>17081
>>17084
<3 see, we can all do this and be chill~
No.17093
>>17083
Neat.
>>17085
Amity, please. In moderation all things can be good. Only acceptation to that is copious amounts of lewd with you.~ That can be done in excess~.
>>17086
Yes.
>>17089
Fairly well, how about you?
No.17094
>All these dreams
>Tfw the only notable dreams I get involves sleep paralysis
>Tfw those dreams are extremely painful and depressing to everyone who hears them
No.17095
>>17089
I would love to be a sexy MILF, but sadly, I would lose my Senpai…..
Besides, my dreams can get really lucid, and not in the good way…….so I can see you wanting to switch back after a night or two.
>>17090
Used to? What happened?
No.17096
>>17091
Oh my! That sounds super cool Yeah, I had a dream uh, saga I want to say? Where the same woman appeared numerous times in different dreams. My goodness, I have no words for that. I even had a dream about her recently even though it'd been over 3 years since the last one
No.17097
>>17089
I've only had one or two glasses, your not to late
No.17098
>>17093
>Neat vodka.
Putin would be proud.
I would love to party with you people.
No.17099
>>17092
Chilling is good, especially with hugs!
No.17100
>>17095
Well the taste became something I associated with drone and that just makes it taste absolutely foul to me, more so than it usually does.
I have a similar situation with cigarette smoke, one night I got so drunk I woke up in Edinburgh and all I could remember was smoking fag after fag despite not even being a smoker, now the smell of it makes me want to chuke.
No.17102
>>17088
would you be surprised that i actually beat that once?
but i know this feel
No.17103
>>17098
>>17100
Wow, that actually sounds super shitty.
No.17104
>>17088
I can't even get it to start! 'failed to initialize driver'. Siiigh.
>>17089
Like, television static, for the entire duration?
It sounds like you have really intense dreams~
>>17094
Woah. If I could I would share some of mine with you, I've had sleep paralysis but it was when I was a little kid.
>>17096
This happened to me too, but over a period of several years! There'd be this girl who'd show up in a dream when I was younger, and we'd hit it off really well and I'd remember the dream for months afterwards. Then a few years would pass and suddenly she'd show up again, and we'd pick up were we left off last time. This continued for a long as while, but I haven't 'seen' her in forever now. Kind of sad, really.
No.17105
>>17100
I've heard of people's behaviours and tastes changing overnight…….But that just sounds like it sucks.
No.17106
>>17103
>>17105
Yeah it blows. Though since vodka's always tasted fucking disgusting, just back when I drank a lot of it I was too wired to care
No.17108
>>17093
T I R E D~ Just got back from my busybusy in London~ Aside from that, excellent, I'm glad to be reunited with my lovelies~
>>17094
>Sleep paralysis
N E V E R A G A I N
>>17095
Yeah, I sometimes call them lucid nightmares, no fun!!
>>17097
Wonderful! Maybe I'll get some port~
>>17104
As much as it sucks to say, it's not really something I can put down into words. However, when I woke up, my family (I was fairly young as the time) was holding me. Apparantely I was sleep walking and started punching the wall whilst screaming "Bring it back!". Lord knows what was happening to me. I've sleptwalked before, but nothing like that~
No.17109
>>17106
Depends what you mix it with…….1 part vodka to 1 part sours and lemonade and you can't even taste it.
You can add schnapps as well for tang.
No.17110
>>17108
>>17104
My sleep paralysis is fucking awful. One time I woke up and felt like my arm was pulled off of my body. I couldn't move it and all I felt was extreme pain in my shoulder. I had sleep paralysis since I was a little kid and nowadays I only get it when something really bad is gonna happen.
No.17111
Dreams are a funny thing, I usually always enjoy them, except when I have the ones where I obtain a lover.
>>17106
True, everything tastes better the longer the night is.
>>17108
Well, glad to see you back.
No.17112
>>17108
Mmmmm…….combined with sleep paralysis and it's a bitch……..Sometimes I think some Freddy Krueger shit is going on because it get's so bad.
Had one where I was being chased by some hooded figure, and they attacked me with a blade and it went strait through my hand, I woke up with my hand on fire, nose bleeding and a scar on my palm……but I'm sure I got that from somewhere else and just didn't notice until then.
I've only had a couple of good lucid dreams, but I would rather keep those private……
>.<
No.17113
>>17112
My hand feeling like it was on fire*
I should have worded that better……
No.17114
No.17115
>>17114
It sucks.
Don't try it.
No.17116
>>17114
I can't even remember the last time i dreamt at all.
No.17117
>>17115
>lucid dreams
>suck
No.17118
>>17108
>>17112
What are you girls drinking this fine night then ???
>>17114
Every time i try it becomes a nightmare…. infact, all of my dreams are nightmares
No.17119
>>17117
It does when you can't control them……one minute you're in hawaii, soaking up the sun…….the next you're trapped in a spiders web with millions of the cunts.
No.17120
>>17114
I would rather not see what is in there.
No.17121
>>17108
That's crazy, holy shit. I've never heard of anything like that before. Glad you didn't hurt yourself!
>>17110
wow, internal early warning system. But still that sucks. I get the impression that you've got a lot of stuff going wrong for you Scarfu. stop making me want to hug you tight
>>17114
Several years ago. Very pleasant. I wasted the dream flying around though. Never managed to induce it again.
Also
>All this drinking
Sheesh. Where were you guys yesterday? And here I had just promised myself to not drink anything unless I had reason to.
No.17122
>>17118
Jack Daniels mixed with Amaretto……..
Tastes beautiful.
No.17123
>>17110
It's genuinely the worst. The number of panic attacks I've gotten from it isn't even funny. You have my dearest sympathies.
>>17112
Huh, that's not too dissimilar to one lucid dream I had where I got shot by a detective looking sort. He shot me in the chest with this golden gun, and instead of waking up, I lay there on the floor crying and screaming in excruciating pain. When I eventually woke up, I still felt the pain for a while after!
>>17114
Used to. Took me an extremely long time to actually induce myself. Not worth it. It's just too real for my liking. I still have the occasional one, and most of my dreams are fairly lucid, just not properly lucid. still, more power to you if you have fun with them!
>>17118
Port port and port!!
Nightmares? Nyanooo! It's because they can't fight you IRL so they have to invade your dreams!
>>17121
It was intense, that's for sure.
Also, what the heck?! We're already at 17000 posts???
No.17124
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Rolling to keep the Mistress's house clean for the rest of eternity and I never have to work again!
No.17126
>>17124
Hello!
Looks like a pretty mediocre cleaning job though, better do it again~
No.17127
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>17121
Sorry Lisa, I don't even do it often.
>>17124
Rolling to have Rosa turn into the Lady of Pain so you have to clean mazes.
No.17128
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>17124
Get back to twerk.
No.17129
I once had a dream where I woke up in a post apocalypse setting and needed to grab food for people. So I set off to steal from these rich japanese people. For some dumb reason I only try to steal a bag reeses cups from a closet. Well, I get caught and this angry japanese dude starts yelling at me. I run out of the house and go into a neighbor hood, I keep running all the while I hear this super pissed off dude screaming japanese right behind me. My heart was pounding. I eventually get away. Which leads to part 2 of this dream.
So I'm in another rich person's house, and I'm stealing expensive clothing from this lady's closet. She comes into the room and I hide in the closet. She eventually walks into the closet and sees me. She starts screaming in terror so I juke around her and make my way out of the house, but then I bump into the man of the house, and all he can say is "What the hell?" So I take a left turn and jump out of a window. I later walk up to a purple tree with slavs squatting on the branches.
My dream ends there.
No.17130
>>17129
C H E E K I B R E E K I
No.17131
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>17125
>>17126
>>17127
>>17128
I…I challenge my fate!
No.17132
>>17124
hiiii nani
oh man all these sad dream stories or people that can't dream makes me wish that they could all not only sleep well, but see me in their dreams every night~
No.17133
>>17124
Well, if you dont like to clean the floor then how about you come join the Navy!
>>17123
whiskeywhiskeywhiskeywhiskeywhiskey
No.17134
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>17129
Yemi….
>>17131
If I get a 1, your fate will never be changed.
No.17136
>All these crazy dreams
>Mine are only holding hands with people and playing vidya
No.17137
>>17121
I wouldn't be surprised if I had something mentally wrong with me. A bunch of people who did have something wrong, some of which were forced to go to some mental wards for a little bit of time, say that they think it's also the case
No.17138
>>17136
That sounds wonderful!! Colour me a little envious!
>>17133
EXCELLENT TASTE! It was either that or port, but I'm in a port mood tonight~
No.17140
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Yes! The wheels of destiny have been shifted!
1-3: Go back to Mistress Rosa's house.
4-6: Join the Navy with Nyano
7-9: Become a flight attendent
10: Become NEET.
No.17141
>>17129
>all the while I hear this super pissed off dude screaming japanese right behind me.
Sorry senpai, but that's funny as hell.
No.17142
>>17140
I had such plans for you!
No.17143
>>17127
Well, If you're gonna put it like that then I just *have* to join you. If it's a rare thing for you then I sure don't want to miss it.
>>17129
*pffff* hahahaha, oh wow. Sorry,I love nonsensical dreams! Did I say that already? Thank you for sharing!
>>17131
Woah
>>17137
Hey now, don't say that. Every person have their own internal problems and you can't apply someone explicit mental experiences to someone else just because their circumstances are similar. Some people are just unlucky!
No.17144
Feels like I've been hit by a truck.
No.17145
>>17144
hiiiii park, sorry to hear that *hugu*
No.17146
>>17137
I just bury these emotions and thoughts deep down to let them fester quietly for all of eternity.
Worked for me so far.
No.17147
>>17144
Hey! Why's that?
Also have we met? It feels like we have but I can't remember, sorry!
No.17148
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>17140
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.
Rolling for you to be reeducated.
>>17143
You'll be disappointed in the fact that I;ll be more levelheaded.
>>17144
What happened.
No.17149
>>17140
Ahah…hah..hahaha…
>>17142
Maybe another year, Nyano-san.
No.17150
>>17144
Hey Park, what you been doing?
No.17153
>>17143
I'd like to think that. For someone with a lot going on that is pretty negative, I try to keep positive. I just tend to lose myself sometimes in a sense, y'know?
>>17144
Hey, Park~
No.17154
No.17157
>>17146
Not her, but I've been doing this a lot and I get constant suicidal thoughts. Not to mention that I don't want to talk to anyone about it and I sleep most of the day that I don't spend working.
No.17158
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>17148
Rolling to stubbornly resist reeducation!
W-whatever that means…
No.17159
>>17145
>>17147
>>17148
>>17150
>>17153
Just really sore. Don't worry about it, and I'm sure we have met.
>>17152
>>17155
Feels like it.
No.17160
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>17158
There is no escape.
No.17161
>>17160
nice tie there Vincent
>>17159
if you need me for anything, just call
No.17162
>>17148
While drinking vodka?
>>17146
That- that doesn't seem healthy
>>17153
I get that. I'm happy that you have such a good outlook on it though! Bad stuff happens. That's just the way things are.
>>17152
I wasn't prepared for that. I chuckled and I don't know why.
>>17159
Alright, if you say so. What's going on?
No.17163
>>17161
Excuse me?
>>17162
Hmm, I suppose we'll see.
No.17164
>>17157
Wow. I kinda feel that, (but not on the suicidal's though) My last job really hogged all of my 'awake' hours. How long do you work on an average day?
No.17165
>>17163
you just remind me of FF7's Vincent for some reason
hmmm…whats a bored kai to do?
No.17166
>>17157
Don't go down that path, it doesn't end well for anybody.
Trust me.
The best thing to do is accept that it's part of who you are, then to know and accept that no matter how bad life can get, it will always be better than that.
Always.
>>17162
Sometimes there's certain things that are impossible to change, no matter how much you want them to.
The best thing to do then is to control the emotions that they create.
Number one rule of life…..emotions are a powerful phenomenon and can spread from person to person…..if you spread a little happiness, you'll get a little happiness.
Same for anything.
No.17167
/ccrp/ INTERNATIONAL meetup when?
Need to hug you all.
No.17168
>>17165
Oh, I was completely lost. That's kind of neat.
Not sure how to help with boredom though.
No.17169
>>17166
What I was trying and failing to say, is that if you act like you're happy, then you will eventually be happy.
Spread the love people!!
No.17170
>>17167
I feel like half of it would be extremely awkward, the other half would be lewd
I'd be playing a 24 hour game of hide and seek, except I'd never come out of hiding
No.17171
>>17170
Of course it'd be awkward, but everyone would warm up eventually I'm sure.
No.17172
>>17167
I'd love to go and visit.
for now i'll settle for seeing all of you in my dreams~
No.17173
>>17167
>>17170
Pic related is what would happen
No.17175
>>17164
6 to 8 hours depending on the day of the week. The rest of my time is at home sleeping or on my computer.
>>17166
Suicide isn't something I really want to do. I have the rationality to know not to do it, but the thoughts still sneak in and cloud my judgment at times. It's really bad when you're alone at work and think to yourself, "I want to quit work, but it would be more dramatic to shoot myself in front of my boss."
No.17176
>>17173
It's probably true and that makes me sad.
No.17177
>>17173
God, I don't understand that.
>not being able to walk into a bar
No.17178
>>17175
You don't want that either. If it is really toxic to your life, then it's better to move on to something else opposed to ending it on someone who isn't worth it.
>>17162
Lets' just say I've been fighting to save the universe with fisticuffs, teddy bears, an skirts.
No.17179
>>17173
>Implying I wouldn't take everyone to a club and buy you guys a shot of sambuca.
>>17174
<3
>>17175
There's no need……ask yourself…..is your boss even worth it?
Sorry to get into a rant……It's a touchy subject for me.
No.17180
>>17179
Yeah, we'll have a /ccrp/arty.
No.17181
>>17166
>>17169
Well, when you put it like that. I wholeheartedly support that notion!
>>17167
Where would we even meet?
>>17173
Oh jeeze, wow. This cannot be real.
>>17175
Well, seems like you've got about an average job then. Is there anything you'd like to do when you're free, and what's stopping you from doing it?
Also
PLEASE never let it become a serious consideration to shoot yourself in front of your boss. Please?
>>17178
That sounds AWESOME!
No.17182
>>17178
>>17179
I said "Shoot myself in front of my boss," not "Shoot my boss." God knows I don't need to take anyone down with me, only one person needs to go to Hell.
No.17183
>>17173
I'd go, hide, and not tell anyone where I am until I realize someone else was there. It'd be as if I was never there
>>17179
>Implying I wouldn't decline because I don't drink nor do I want to
No.17184
>>17183
THEN I'D BUY YOU A SODA. But not forcing it on you
No.17185
>>17180
Sounds like it'd be a blast.
No.17186
No.17187
>>17182
I read that correctly.
I meant, is getting a point across to some a-hole worth more than your life?
>>17183
>Implying you have a choice ;p
Everybody drinks when they're with me……
I'll get you a cider instead, how's that sound?
No.17188
>>17182
I got what you meant the first time, and it's not worth it either way. Don't go to hell at all because you're to good for it.
>>17181
Yeah but it huuurts.
No.17191
>>17189
All it requires.. is a sign saying /brit/ or something.. is that so hard..
No.17192
>>17187
I'd have to challenge you to a drink off.
>inb4 I die
kek
No.17193
No.17195
>>17167
>>17173
Nah you don't want someone like me to show up up at a thing like that.
No.17196
>>17192
Sounds good……
I must warn you though……I get very merry when I'm drunk.
No.17197
>>17196
I'm sure I'd add to the cheer.
No.17198
>>17196
Heeey! Happy drunks unite!
not that I'm not happy in general
No.17199
>>17195
ofcourse i would!~
>>17198
i'm not much of a drinker, but its funner with friends
No.17200
>>17181
I don't really have any ambitions in life, and having no true ambitions keeps me at home.
>>17187
>>17188
Of course it isn't worth it. I already mentioned I know it's stupid to act out my thoughts, but they still show up.
And now I'm going to bed. I'm sorry to have wasted your time on my trivialities. Have some ahegao mouths for your fun.
No.17201
>>17179
>Sambuca
I'd rather save you the trouble and make myself sick
No.17202
>>17184
I'd buy it myself. I hate mooching for money.
>>17187
I'd still just let it sit there and drink Dr Pepper all day.
>>17189
It'd be difficult for me to not be spotted. I dress exactly like my rin: black hoodie, blue shirt,
blue scarf, etc. I'm practically impossible to miss ;_;
No.17203
>>17200
Good night.
>>17202
kek
No.17204
>>17199
I'd just hang around the back, or wait on the roof until it's over anyways.
No.17205
Guys we could have actual karaoke!
No.17206
>>17200
It's not wasted if it helped……..
Also…….LEWD!!!
>>17201
I'll let you pick your poison then~
As long as I'm not drinking by myself.
>>17202
You're not paying for that Dr.Pepper while I'm around!!
I take care of my friends!! Always.
No.17207
>>17205
>/ccrp/ sings howling when?
No.17208
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>17205
Rolling to avoid singing.
No.17210
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>17205
Oh god
>>17208
Same here
No.17211
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>17200
Hey, I'm here because I like everyone at this place. I know I haven't been here long, but I consider most of everyone here my friend and that means listening if any one of them has a problem. If you ever need to unload, hit me up here or on steam!
Sleep well~
>>17202
That is excellent. You buy yourself a soda, and then I'll buy you the next one. We don't have to talk if you don't want to!
>>17204
Whyyyy
>>17205
Oh god YES!
>>17208
>>17210
Rolling to grab you both, one under each arm, and sing a three-person song together!
No.17212
| Rolled 1 + 999999 (1d10) |
>>17205
>>17208
S-scarfu's greatshield modifier added
Rolling for defense from the evil karaoke
No.17213
>>17202
>drink Dr Pepper
Mah nigga
No.17214
Lucky for you lot I actually really like singing and will gladly hog the mic all night.
Please note, I like =/= I am good at.
No.17215
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>17205
i'd be embarressed, but i'd try my best
No.17216
>>17208
>>17210
>>17212
>Not wanting to serenade us with your dulcet tones
Come on guys!
>>17214
That's what I like to see!
No.17217
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>17209
P-please, my voice does not mix well with mics.
>>17211
Rolling to slip out and instead end up as a totem pole
>>17213
Can you believe people don't like the Doctor?
>>17214
AMITY PLEASE.
No.17218
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>17205
I'd rather not.
No.17219
>>17214
>/ccrp/ sings nuclear
No.17220
No.17221
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>17211
It's just not my scene. You don't want troublemakers around.
And I ain't singing, not after last time!
No.17222
>>17205
/CCRP/ SINGS. YES MATE
Shame I have a shitty smokers voice ;_; As well as a shitty voice in general
No.17223
File: 1435008483973.png (328.68 KB, 438x586, 219:293, Awkward day we're having, ….png)
>>17211
I-I'd talk to you all if anyone found me and convinced me to come out of hiding
>>17216
I honestly can't sing. No practice at all and my voice is already weird as it is.
Now I actually kinda want to see an actual /ccrp/ meetup happen…
No.17224
>>17205
I love karaoke!!!
Let me grab my microphone!!!
No.17225
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>17211
Drat!
>>17217
Rolling to ad-hoc tie your arm with the microphone cord to make you stay by the karaoke machine!
>>17221
w-what happened last time?
No.17226
No.17227
>>17205
No way im missing out on this!
No.17228
>>17224
I'd wanna sing a duet with you!
No.17229
>>17225
Sang Take on me flawlessly, because everyone said, "come on and sing." I know I can sing, but singing is something a delinquent shouldn't do. Delinquent standards.
No.17230
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
POST SONGS YOU WILL SING AT THE /CCRP/ KARAOKE NIGHT, NO EXCEPTIONS
No.17231
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>17225
I'm going to get out of it!
Rolling to turn into a God of Metal and have the mic become a battleaxe base guitar to fight the incoming zombie horde that's invading the scene.
No.17232
>>17230
How do you embed a video?
No.17236
No.17238
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17228
I would gladly accept!!
>>17230
Here's mine……I love Muse!!
>>17232
It's in the post options.
No.17239
>>17232
Click "Show post options and limits" and paste the URL into the embed field.
No.17241
>>17238
Awww yes, Styles confirmed good taste.
No.17248
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17229
B-but that's excellent! You can still be a delinquent if you consider uppity university professors! They *hate* karaoke!
>>17231
W-woah! What happened to Aleister?! And where'd all the zombies come from?!
>>17230
This is the song I listened to just after I took my drivers licence! It has permanently become my *I am happy now* song and I know it by heart!
No.17250
No.17251
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17249
My african american assosiate
No.17252
Those last few rounds in War Thunder didn't go well…
No.17253
>>17250
OH SHIT! THE GOD OF METAL ALEISTER EXPLODED!
No.17254
>>17250
Oh… well it was a showy entrance anyways.
No.17255
>>17251
oh my god…another majima song…
>>17252
sorrrrry sy, chill with us
No.17256
>>17252
*Hugs*
It's a good thing you didn't stream them huh?
No.17257
>>17249
Top tier taste
>>17250
Shameful
No.17258
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Okay, I'll sing this!
>>17253
>>17254
I didn't mean to roll!!
No.17259
So this karoake night has got to happen.
Can all of you make it to the south of France tonight? I'll get us set up in a house there.
No.17261
>>17259
Sorry, no lotto money.
No.17262
>>17256
I told you I was terrible…
No.17263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17248
Okay, but singing is my curse.
No.17265
>>17259
I would love to, but sadly, it's 10:45 and I'm poor as dirt at the moment.
Also, south of france is a really ambiguous direction.
No.17266
>>17259
*Checks the last-minute-flight list, and then her bank account*
Gonna have to give that one a pass Amity.
No.17267
What does /a/ use for their karaoke shit anyways, skype?
No.17268
Just to clarify before any of you go jetting off, that was a joke.
No.17270
>>17257
>>17251
i could hug both of you for agreeing with me on majima
>>17268
hahahahha, that pun
i'm not sure if i have everyone's steam yet, i keep meeting more people, mine is Fearless Coward(Kai)
No.17272
>>17267
I would probably use Goldwave to record my voice.
No.17273
No.17274
>>17262
Oh come here you…….
*I bring you in for a big hug*
Give yourself a little credit every now and again.
No.17275
>>17268
Damn, now what am i supposed to do with this plane ticket to southern france
No.17277
>>17264
There's the biggest /ccrp/ community in our town Nyano, it should be he…
I thought about that for a moment, perhaps not.
Post last edited at
No.17278
>>17263
Mrgrgr! Okay no more singing from me!
No.17279
Hey everyone! I'm back from my cruise in the Caribbean, which means I have to stop being a real life slut and start being a virtual one again. Until next time. What kind of fun did I miss here?
No.17280
>>17270
Fuck it, I'll put mine up here as well……
The more the Merrier.
Styles~
I don't play many games on my laptop, but I'll always be up for a chat.
No.17281
>>17273
yay, thanks alot!
>>17276
heeeheeeheeeheee….i am fangirling so damn hard~
>>17279
hiiiii kari
No.17284
thanks to you too, sorry i barely missed ya post
No.17285
>>17279
Hey Kari…….how'd it go?
No.17287
>>17279
Hey Kari! Would you like some cake?
No.17288
>>17279
You missed some exciting events.
No.17289
>>17274
*hugs tight*
You're right, sorry.
>>17279
Hey there Kari, how was your cruise?
No.17292
>>17279
Hey Kari! Welcome back!
No.17293
>>17279
Y-you uh…missed a lot.
You missed Bossu, which is the original OTP that people shipped me with.
You missed Kiro be accused of rape
You missed me go on a rampage and shit
You missed…too much, actually.
A-anywho, welcome back, Kari~
No.17294
>>17279
Eh, same old, same old.
But tell us about your trip!
No.17298
>>17287
I beg of you
No more cakes
No.17299
>>17295
>>17296
Would you two like some cake~?
No.17300
KARI YOU NEED TO COME TO KARAOKE
It would be Kari-oke!
No.17301
>>17281
>>17282
>>17283
>>17292
Hello lovelies!
>>17285
>>17289
It was fantastic! I try to go on three a year, because it's the only time I get to really act how I want, on a boat full of strangers far from home! This one was short but that just meant I was busier~
>>17288
Ohh, do tell! I need to know it all, in order to press my pen in all the right places.
>>17287
Oh no, I have to get back on my diet, but you're too sweet to offer.
No.17303
>>17299
do you even need to ask?~ *takes cake and munches it down*
No.17304
>>17279
Bonjour Kari~ I pray you had a pleasant time.
That sounds rather fancy. Mind you I can't stand hot countries
No.17305
>>17298
Implying you don't want caked up Kari
>>17302
I wouldn't mind some cake! Thanks Styles! *eats cake*
No.17306
>>17299
NO!
>>17301
Ugh, I can't really process it all myself.
No.17307
>>17299
>>17302
Which cake do I eat?
No.17308
>>17305
That's actually pretty temping
>>17307
This one!
No.17309
>>17307
The one made with love and has no drugs in it?
No.17311
>>17300
Come on, no one's going to even giggle?
No.17312
>>17307
Give Styles' cake a try yemi!
No.17313
>>17309
But which one is that? Fool me once…
No.17314
>>17311
I thought it was funny. The world always need more funs!
No.17316
>>17307
All of them~!
>>17311
I thought it was good!
>>17308
I knew you couldn't resist!
No.17317
>>17314
>>17315
<3
You guys GET me. You UNDERSTAND!
No.17318
>>17311
sorry i was busy stuffing cake into my jaws
you're puns are awfully great
>not eating all the cake given to you
who are you people?
No.17320
>>17301
People said some things when I came back, an I'm not amused.
No.17321
>>17314
No. No puns. Puns hurt me.
No.17322
>>17317
It might just be the tipsy talking, I do like puns though.
No.17323
>>17306
>>17293
It sounds like Scarfu has summed up quite a bit of it! Or is there even more? A ship besides Kirfu? Kiro on a lewd rampage? Scarfu on a dangerous rampage? All my dreams come true.
>>17294
I got almost no sleep, too much food, a lot of liquor in Mexico, even more sun on the top decks, four women, three men and the biggest dick I've ever seen, bought very expensive whiskey, and got home in time to button up and go to work!
>>17300
>>17311
My cleverest girl. And such dubs to check.
>>17304
I had the most pleasant time, and I love the heat! But now it's back to ladylike behavior and mild weather.
No.17324
>>17279
>>17301
>>17323
Such a joy to see the master of mayo again.
No.17325
>>17324
Den mayonnaised WHEN
I need this
I FUCKING NEED IT
KARI I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THIS
No.17326
>>17317
Sorry. I'm actively suppressing my puns and pun-related abilities at all times. Dad is a notorious proponent of "Every other sentence is a convoluted pun" and it's rubbed off on me something fierce.
>>17323
Lewd!
No.17327
>>17323
>Biggest dick you've ever seen.
Not been out much then eh?
No.17328
>>17325
No more please, we've already had kotomine be a victim
No.17329
>>17323
If there is any more than I can't remember.
No.17330
>>17328
I've killed before and I WILL DO IT AGAIN!
Don't FUCK WITH ME!
No.17331
Oh yeah, I made Krystal and Amity my dogs!
I completely forgot about that.
No.17332
>>17330
Bring it, anything to protect against lewd. :^)
No.17333
>>17324
Den, my love, I thought of you often.
>>17325
Amity dear, only good girls get rewarded, and only bad girls make threats. Do you need to be trained?
>>17327
You don't understand Styles, it was huge. Can you imagine me intimidated by anything lewd? There was a moment. For an instant, I felt pure again. And then that feeling was absolutely destroyed. He claimed 10 inches and I honestly don't know that I disbelieve it. Much anyways. Could have been.
No.17334
No.17335
>>17331
It's a part time job for me, my hours are whenever I feel like wearing the sexy collar.
No.17336
>>17333
christ this is 2lood4public
>>17335
whats the pay?
No.17337
>>17327
I literally cannot see a picture of Vegeta without hearing his abridged voice in my head. I'm damaged goods.
>>17330
Mayo: It's serious business.
>>17331
Oh yeah. That was.. interesting.
No.17338
This was also a thing.
>>17337
You can be my dog too if you want.
No.17339
>>17333
Holy shit.
>>17336
Cocks.
No.17341
>>17333
Nice trips…..
But anyway, yeah 10 is quite impressive…..
I think everyone missed telling you about the part where Kiro got drugged by Ramona with tainted cake and then tongued her.
It was quite the thread.
No.17342
>>17323
I gave a quick summery. Best thing to do is read up on past generals, but that's a lot of work and I'd rather not force anyone to do that.
Already being lewd I see…
No.17343
>>17333
>that spoiler
Well, that happened.
No.17344
>>17325
>>17330
Oh no you don't, I'll will sooner saturate YOU in mayo!
When I'm done with you, you'll be more Amayo than Amity!
>>17333
Goodness. Always a sweetheart.
No.17345
>>17344
>When I'm done with you, you'll be more Amayo than Amity
Dying of kek.
No.17346
The thought of having sex scares me. I don't know how you could even do it without feeling bad afterwards. Then again, low self-esteem kills anything.
No.17347
>>17344
Oh no! Time to run away!
No.17348
>>17346
Depends who you do it with, my first was an overweight whore of a girl and I got absolutely fucking slated by my mates for months after.
Of course I felt filthy after but that doesn't mean I didn't do it again.
I reckon if I'd pumped Megan Fox for my first go I'd have felt pretty good.
No.17349
>>17346
How do you mean "feeling bad"? I mostly leave immediately afterwards (If I can) so I don't entertain the thoughts about that person longer than needs be
No.17350
>>17338
>>17340
I ah- I- I wouldn't consider something lewd like that…
No.17351
No.17352
>>17350
You don't want to be the puppy anyways.
No.17353
>>17349
It's probably because I'm a prude or something. The act of sex feels dirty to me. Even masturbating makes me feel bad after finishing. Like I screwed up.
No.17354
>>17350
We can decide on other things.
No.17355
>>17334
You know it babe~
>>17331
>>17333
Congratulations on such beautiful bitches, Alei. I offer obedience classes, if you don't have time yourself.
>>17342
It's in my nature. I'll read up on them later, I'm sure.
>>17341
It truly was impressive, but dangerous. Drugs in cakes? Oh my. Sounds like this board is going the right direction.
>>17346
Good sex is the ultimate destroyer of low self-esteem. If you're good at it (and it's easy to be good really) it's basically the best. It can be scary the first time, the vulnerability, but once you get past that… For me personally I never feel more in control.
No.17356
>>17353
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm pretty much the same exact way.
Why do you think I call myself the knight of all things pure and comfy?
No.17357
>>17346
>Tfw your first sexual experience was with a drunk girl at a bar, and she ended up tearing your frenulum.
No.17358
No.17359
>>17355
Did you actually sleep with him? Jesus…..
No.17360
>>17357
Harriott has some advice for you.
Seriously though I have had nightmares about that, was it awful?
No.17361
>>17352
Y-yeah. I mean, who would like being petted and told what to do and stuff anyway right?
>>17354
Ah, l-like what?
No.17363
>>17360
Bled like a bitch and stung like hell.
It's not so bad now.
No.17364
>>17353
I gotta be real, that shit is fucking grim. It takes me at least an hour and a half typically to reach a climax, so that shit gets gross real quick should my partner wish to go the full duration
>>17355
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut
And people have the audacity to call me a slut!!
No.17365
>>17364
Sorry Kari, I meant to call you a TURBOSLUT
No.17367
>>17357
how did you even
>>17353
There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Having sex, (and sexuality at large) is a completely natural part of life. Everyone is bad at it at first, but it doesn't take much to git gud, especially if you have a partner who loves you or is very experienced and patient with you. (Or just patient)
No.17368
>>17361
Why don't you give me some ideas?
No.17369
>>17341
>>17355
The inside of her mouth…Tasted of sweaty scarves…
and on that note, I gotta go to bed, see you guys tomorrow!
No.17370
>>17369
sleep well and bring back more cake!
No.17371
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>>17367
>especially if you have a partner
No.17372
>>17363
I hope senpai isn't lurking….I tend to be really open when I drink…..
>>17367
I should probably stop talking.
No.17373
>>17366
Pfff, she's one to talk.
No.17374
>>17363
Fuck that.
Fuck that harder than I'd fuck everyone in this thread.
No.17375
>>17361
Forget it. I said nothing.
Gotta get away from this corruptible lewd anyways. I won't let it ruin me. *escapes*
No.17377
Good smex can bring about world peace.
No.17378
>>17371
Try getting it on with a qt ghost girl, they get lonely.
No.17379
>>17374
I've been bottled, stabbed, beaten up and drowned.
It was nothing……
Besides, I'm a masochist, so I told her to keep going
No.17382
>>17379
>told her to keep going
No.17383
>>17376
>>17381
D-d-did I FUCKING STUTTER?
No.17384
>>17359
I had to. It had to be done. Blowjob first and I couldn't even get close to the whole thing but God was it hot. Tried taking it like a champ but he wouldn't stop trying to push it all in, I'm a hard max of 7. Ended up just doing anal, which I don't usually like from guys, but I couldn't accept defeat.
>>17364
>>17365
>>17366
It's how I vacation. I don't get to be a slut at home because of my work.
No.17386
I think I'm just gonna go.
No.17387
>>17383
j-just be gentle when the time comes…i don't like pain…
No.17388
>>17386
Don't go Anonette!
No.17389
>>17384
Wow, I like your spunk.
No.17390
>>17383
Not even a little. I'm proud of you. If only Kiro and Scarfu could be so sure in their speech.
>>17389
I'd like yours~
No.17391
No.17393
>>17384
That's fair enough. I'm impressed you managed to bag long dong silver whilst you were there mind you~
No.17394
>>17390
I bet you're fucking insanely fun to go clubbing with.
/ccrp/ clubcrawl when?
>>17393
>long dong silver
mfw
No.17395
>>17390
SHUT IT
w-was that good enough?
No.17396
>>17394
Seriously, when the fuck is the /ccrp/ club hopping event?
>>17393
Topkek
No.17397
>>17396
Genuinely would like to party with all of you, I know everyone here would get into the swing quickly if they didn't take to it straight away.
No.17398
>>17392
How do you want me, Aleister? Do I need to get my boots and crop, or do you like it gentle?
>>17393
It's easy, you just show off by the pool and look for swimtrunks that interest you.
>>17394
You have no idea.
>>17396
Maybe I'll let you guys know when I've booked my next trip and we can make it an adventure.
>>17395
Pretty good but you can do better. I want to talk to Scarfless, she seems like a lot of fun~
No.17399
Not gonna lie, you drag me out to a party or a club or even a bar, I'm going to be one of the most uninteresting people there. I'll keep close to my drink and keep closer to myself. I don't have the extreme anxiety that some people have in public, but if things get too loud, I will want to stay alone. Possibly in the corner of the establishment so I can enjoy some personal space.
No.17400
>>17399
Just listen to the drop and FUCKIN' LOSE IT!
No.17401
>>17398
We can always start gentle, and then round two we can add all the fun stuff. Besides, where is the pleasure without pain?
Hell, let's do a little bit of everything.
No.17402
>>17368
W-well…
[spoiler]I-I definitively wouldn't seriously consider b-being 'used', and being treated like a s-slave or something. A-and maybe other stuff. It's not like I've been idly fantasising about stuff like the other thread[spoiler]
maybe
No.17403
>>17398
I-it's not fun for me though…
No.17404
>>17398
I take it you're not looking for pretty patterns on the swimsuits. Your strategy isn't one I can employ myself since I'm skinny, average looking at a stretch and have a permanent glare (as well as looking like a 12 year old). Still bag myself nice things from time to time, but that's because of my RADIANT charm as britbong~ Largest penus wenus I've had was 8 inches iirc, but curiously, got immensely thick near the base, a really peculiar specimen.
No.17405
>>17400
I don't believe you know how white I am.
No.17406
>>17402
never have I regretted posting something in public as much and as quickly as that post just now oh god
No.17407
>>17402
>>17406
thats good to hear, a girl like you deserves much better then being used
No.17408
>>17399
I'd be in the same boat as you. I very much dislike loud environments where you need to yell just to communicate with someone standing next to you. A mellow, quiet place with just a few people to chat comfortably is far more enjoyable, no need to raise one's voice beyond even a whisper for everyone to hear it.
>>17401
Variety is the spice of life, after all.
No.17409
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Woman get busy, just shake that booty non-stop, when the beat drops just keep swinging it!
I want to party and it's a monday night, screw you lot!
No.17410
>>17402
>>17406
Oh dear, I wasn't even trying to get you to think like that.
>>17408
You are truly a man of taste.
No.17412
>>17408
Den, how do you keep being so based?
No.17413
>>17411
FUCK YEAH, KAI!
You get me! You want to party!
No.17415
>>17408
That's a thing I can appreciate. Just a friend or something and you're relaxing at their house, playing games and enjoying their company. That's what I enjoy.
No.17416
>>17413
damn straight, i'm rather bored so i'mma lettin it shake!~
No.17417
>>17401
I like that idea. Want to take me out to dinner, or straight back to the appropriate thread?
>>17403
She's not just angry you?
>>17404
A nice swimsuit can go a long way for almost any body shape, babe. 8" wishing he was 9" was probably my previous champion. I've had that shape before too on smaller sizes, not a fan. I'm not sure why but the grinding isn't as good.
>>17406
>>17407
You can have all that and be taken good care of too, you know.
No.17418
>>17415
I like that too but sometimes I just feel the need to jump and bump and grind and dance and shout and sing until you're sweaty and sore and barely even know where you are or where you began!
No.17419
>>17410
Y-yeah it's weird right?! Phew these beers really got to me quickly I guess I should go sit down in the corner and chill out for a while huh? Yeah that's probably a good idea and it's really late now too It's probably some weird combination of alcohol and being tired
No.17420
>>17408
Holy shit thank god I'm not the only one.
I personally hate loud places, which doesn't help since I have sensitive hearing. I hate going out to clubs or raves or anything of the like. Unless it's a friend's place and something hype happens, then I really would rather just be in a quiet room and bide my time alone~
No.17421
>>17417
ofcourse, i'd prefer a sweet romantic night over something sadistic and super degrading
No.17422
>>17418
Again, I think you fail to understand how white I am.
No.17423
>>17422
Try it, let your body do it's thing in a party environment.
Just don't do anything stupid like I did.
No.17424
>>17417
Is it possible to have a fun night without eating your Wheaties?
>>17419
Oh? I'm not even gone yet. How light are you?
No.17425
>>17423
My body wants to sit or stand in the corner and stay the hell away from the action. I will continue to be the stick that is compact within the mud.
No.17426
>>17425
Fair enough, I suppose it isn't everyone's thing.
No.17427
>>17421
The pet/slave thing isn't always about degradation. But I bet that's how Kiro likes it. When I had a girlpet, she just liked being told what to do and being taken care of. I'd tell her what to wear, tell her she looked fantastic, take her out to a romantic dinner and order for her, tell her when she could start eating, use the remote vibrator, take her home and make her watch me undress, make her undress for me, and do the care-dom thing until I was satisfied and she was passed out. It's not like everyone kicks their dog and gets off on it.
>>17424
It is, in my experience, but I'll let you decide.
No.17428
>>17414
I gotta be me, only one in the world.
No.17429
>>17417
Yeah I wasn't too fond of it, it's just peculiar and not too aesthetically pleasing. Silly question to ask maybe, but what's your preference (If you have one), lads or ladies?
No.17430
>>17428
Would you block me on Twitter, Den?
No.17431
No.17432
No way, you're too cute. RT >>17430 >Would you block me on Twitter, Den?
No.17433
>>17424
Ah, I'm fine I don't know what got into me for a second there. The sun was out real much this afternoon, I probably just forgot to put adequate sunscreen and it's catching up with me. Yeah that's probably it. I'm good, I'm good.
So, party time huh? I can dig it!
No.17434
>>17427
You're killin' me here.
I don't think this liquor is helping me.
>>17433
Oh? You've recovered?
No.17435
We /JapaneseGameDevTwitter/ now?
No.17436
>>17435
Troy is very handsome
No.17437
>>17427
i suppose so, but a lady of my breeding and caliber can't desire for such a thing below her~
No.17438
>>17435
I thought that was the lead singer of Nickleback.
No.17440
>>17429
That's a tough question, but luckily I've been asked and already thought about it. Ladies. I love a good dick but men only have a 50% chance to know what they're doing. I especially like 'straight' girls.
>>17434
Oh, Alei, I can see why Rosa has to be so stern with you. Why don't you go wait for me in the House of Lewd thread, and I'll just change and meet you there~
No.17442
>>17434
Y-yeah! I t was probably just some passing fever or whatever, I'm good! Probably said some strange stuff while I was affected by it though, n-no need to pay any attention to any of that.
No.17443
>>17440
Ohohoho, I'm not that easy.
I may play word games and have people think lewd things but I'm not one to shake leg at new meat when it walks by.
It may be surprising but I'm actually not a pet.
>>17442
I'm sure, just know it's in my notebook.
No.17444
>>17437
Oh my goodness~ This could be like some idol-esque mindbreak feature~
I could dig that. The privileged lady being taken down to her most base, carnal desires, reduced to nothing more than a voracious beast, clambering to whatever catharsis she can get her hands on.
>>17440
I can sympathize. Homosex can be a significantly greater amount of work, and it is easier to enjoy the fruits of a woman's body, even if she herself proves to be ignorant.
No.17445
>>17443
If you wont have her I sure as fuck will.
No.17446
>>17445
Do you really think I'd stop you?
No.17447
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No.17448
>>17444
hmph, i certainly can't say it'd the first time i've heard such stuff, tho it certainly makes me far less horny, unless of course the roles were reversed.
No.17449
>expecting a call any second now
>feel like pic related
JUST
No.17450
No.17451
No.17452
>>17449
Phone calls are terrible, why the fuck did someone invent the telephone.
No.17453
>>17452
Because someone loves watching awkward people suffer ;_;
No.17454
>>17449
i hate it more when i plan something, then nothing happens, i give up, then i get a call explainin that its still going to happen, but at a time that is now inconvient
No.17455
>>17453
Talking with my voice to someone I can't see makes me feel like a lunatic. The person that invented the telephone was a lunatic.
No.17456
>>17443
And here I thought you were fun *pouts*. Well, at least I don't have to change out of what I'm wearing then.
>>17444
That sounds like my kind of show. And you're exactly right. I've found women learn how to use their tongues a lot faster than men.
No.17457
>>17456
Denying people is apart of my fun.
Though I wouldn't want you to change out of that outfit to begin with, it does far too much for me.
I'm sure we can be good friends though.
No.17458
>>17456
It's almost as though it's a natural instinct for ladies~ I kid of course, but more importantly those thighs~ You are truly a succubus Kari
No.17459
>>17456
That's a fantastic look. Nice souvenir from the Caribbean.
No.17460
>>17455
I'm used to it because I'm on skype 90% of the time and I get in calls fairly often. I talk awkward regardless, but oddly enough I speak better to those on skype. In person, I'm an awkward timid wreck of a human being
No.17461
>>17456
>those delicious thighs
No.17462
>>17456
*I drop to my knees in front of Kari*
LET ME LIVE BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
No.17463
>>17456
hmmmm….almost as swell as mine i believe…its close…
No.17464
>>17460
But you have nothing to be afraid of in person. On a call or on skype, you can't even be truly sure that the person you're talking to is who you think he is. For all you know, it's an extraterrestrial that has replaced your closest friend.
No.17465
>>17457
I can respect that, though I'm the opposite. I think the fun is in granting people my divine grace.
>>17458
They do, but I think they're just able to imitate too. I bet boys suck great dick. And
>>17461
>>17462
Thank you all~ I work very hard on them. Every day is leg day!
>>17459
Thanks Den, this shirt is as sunshine bright as my smile!
No.17466
>>17458
One one last mission for tonight, do you like my cockpit, karol?
No.17467
>>17465
It's sort of tempting to ask you to lewd the Rin I made of my friend.
No.17468
>>17464
B-but I'm already terrified of people. I do get what you're saying though.
No.17469
>>17462
why the hell is my post a second ahead of yours?
>>17465
i am curious as to who's thighs are bigger now….
No.17470
>>17469
Time and space as we know it does not apply within this realm of cute girls.
No.17471
>>17465
Truly a woman of good taste.
No.17472
>>17466
You're a totally different kind of succubus, appealing to my mechanophilia~ If I could be so audacious, I'd love to request one of the drawbros to draw the Armoured Nyano holding my picture before she leaps into battle~
I love it~
No.17474
>>17473
i thought it was just beginning, but i'm bad with time
No.17475
On a side yet very related note, why is it so god damn lewd in here?
>>17473
Hey, Krystal~
No.17477
>>17465
>Every day is leg day!
>sunshine bright smile
Goodness. Such radiance.
No.17479
>>17477
Could you Mayo Kari's legs?
No.17480
>>17477
i wouldn't mind having Kari and I in a thigh judging contest or something,
maybe us banging our thighs together? i dunno, but its rare for someone to be close to matching me and it hard to tell…
>>17478
hiiiii sweetie how have you been?~
No.17481
>>17466
Why do I feel like I should know where that is taken from?
No.17482
>>17472
Glad you like it, i would never fly without it!
>>17481
Well have a better looks, i jsut came under attack, my wingmans down!
No.17483
>>17480
I've been doing well, thank you~ <3
How have you been?
No.17484
>>17483
<3 pretty well, i should totally message ya again, not sure about what tho, did ya sleep well?~
No.17485
>>17469
>>17480
Thick thighs are the sweetest meat. I can go get my tape and check for you, if you'd really like. I have to tailor my own pants and shorts from mens' sizes.
>>17477
Want to come work out with me, Den? It takes a long time but I promise you a happy ending.
No.17486
>>17484
I-I'm typically kinda quiet b-but I try to uphold conversation n_n
No.17487
>>17485
that'd be nice actually, i'm really curious Kari, i buy mine custom made~
No.17488
>>17485
So how hard can you squeeze a head between those?
No.17489
>>17488
if hers are like mine, i bet she could crush your head in with them~
No.17490
>>17488
The military should recruit her to pop insurgent skulls like watermelons.
Get to her to wear a sexy tight suit too.
No.17491
>>17485
A good hour or three of ardent physical activity each day is paramount to keeping a strong mind and body. An exercise partner would be exhilarating.
No.17492
>>17482
Hrm. I wanna say WW2 online, but the graphics are much too polished for that game. Weird, It's on the tip of my tongue.
No.17493
>>17489
>>17490
Making me regret my decisions if only slightly.
No.17494
>>17490
You're referring to that one video of mega-thighs crushing watermelons
Am I wrong?
No.17495
>>17490
[breathing intensifies]
No.17496
>>17491
How can everything you say be so based, every time? I want to laugh and hug you whenever you post.
No.17497
>>17494
No, I just assumed watermelons would make a satsifying pop under pressure.
Sounds interesting though!
As an aside, I sort of want to see Den and Kari in a wrassling ring.
No.17498
>>17497
Don't we all. We should film it for posterity~
No.17499
No.17500
>>17492
well it is a ww2/coldwargame
No.17501
>>17467
Post it, what's the worst that could happen?
No.17502
>>17501
I already posted herim a couple times.
No.17503
>>17499
Damn it den i was going to lead that on for a bit.
>>17498
Karol, im hit.
Im going ini just want to tell you that i l-=
No.17505
>>17503
How do you add a picture to your cockpit?
No.17506
>>17504
In the last thread, I'll just post her again 4 u!
No.17508
Hey, how's it goin' girls?
No.17509
Hey Amity, why don't I have you on steam!
No.17510
>>17508
hiiiii krishna, its goin well, currently seeing who's thighs are bigger between myself and kari
No.17511
>>17505
i justused paint.net, you can put in in if you go into the game files using the dev kit but thats complicated
No.17512
>>17508
Hey Kris, you missed most of the lewd.
No.17513
>>17508
Hey, Krishna~ Just playing splatoon and watching Ed Atlin. What are you up to?
No.17515
>>17508
Hi, Krishna-chan. Glad you can make it. Did you have a good day at work?
No.17517
>>17508
WHASSSSAAAPPP?!
>>17509
'Cus you ain't added me!
No.17518
>>17487
31" at the thickest, without digging in to the cushion at all.
>>17488
>>17489
>>17490
I think I could crush a head. I could definitely kill someone, I've been with people into asphyxiation and have had a lot of fun. Mmm, watching them beg for air against my panties~ Good times.
>>17491
Good! It's all cardio, lunges, squats and presses in my gym.
>>17506
What a cutie!
>>17508
Hey there Krishna~
No.17519
>>17503
NYANOOOO!!!
B-but N-nyano's i-invincible!!!!
No.17521
>>17506
Welp, its only a matter of time now.
No.17522
>>17518
What the fug, that's like 3 inches larger than my waist!!
No.17523
>>17518
Welcome to my list of best girls.
No.17524
>>17518
oh wow…we're the same size!
i'm very impressed Kari chan!
No.17525
No.17527
>>17525
Press F to pay your respects.
F
No.17528
No.17529
>>17496
I would hope to always be an ample source of entertainment.
I also welcome any hugs.
>>17508
Hellooo Krish
>>17518
Fantastic. I look forward to working up one hell of a sweat.
No.17530
>>17518
Draw some goddamn jizz all over my friends face, PLEASE.
>>17523
I'm included there too, aye? Aye.
Thought so. <3
No.17531
>>17510
Ooo~ So, who's bigger?
>>17512
It's gonna be like this all week. i'm workin' every day but Sun, and I got plans that day.
>>17513
Sounds like fun! How's Splatoon? I heard it's a really good game!
>>17514
And a good evening to you to~ *winks*
>>17515
I did! But boy, workin' at the grill all day does a number to you…
>>17516
>hypocrisy
>>17517
WHASSSSSSAAAAAAAAAP!?!?!?
>>17518
H-Hey there, Kari-sama…
>>17529
Hi, Hunky Den-san~!
No.17532
>>17530
I'm afraid the contents of the list are a highly guarded secret.
No.17533
>>17532
Don't worry, I know it. You don't need to tell me.
No.17534
>>17532
i bet every girl is on there
>>17531
we're even actually!
No.17535
>>17531
I enjoy it quite a lot. I got it day one and play it almost daily. I'm the fucking white death of splatoon sometimes. 16/3 in one game, 5/0 in another quick one, and 10/4 right after. I snipe like it's my job~
No.17537
>>17522
I've got a serious work-out, a dangerously balanced (and huge) calorie intake, and I feed them only the cutest boys and girls.
>>17524
I'm impressed too! It's not everyday I met someone with legs like mine. Now I have to know more. I'm 5'1", you?
>>17525
>>17527
F
>>17529
Oh wow, I think we'll have no problem there.
>>17530
I'll definitely consider that~
>>17531
Have you been teaching my gospel while I've been gone? Making sure lewd rules supreme on /ccrp/?
>>17535
A good splatoon player? /v/ told me it was impossible.
No.17538
>>17537
>I'll definitely consider that~
B A S E D
No.17539
>>17537
I also use a splatterscope, which is a charger, which is seldom ever used, sadly. I do see a lot of shitty players though. I assure you I am not one of them~ I carry most games I'm in, even when I myself do poorly.
No.17540
>>17535
>>17539
I need to get my Wii U fixed so I can play Splatoon.
No.17541
>>17537
it might be because i'm abit big for a girl, but 5'7, so i guess i do have a height advantage that helps with my hips as well…
>>17539
swampy best squidkid
>>17536
heehee~
No.17543
>>17508
Hey there Kris, hope you are doing well.
No.17544
>>17537
Lucky that I'm not cute and don't eat then!~ I wouldn't want to suffer at the hands (thighs?) of your thighs(?).
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No.17545
>>17534
Hmm… Maybe you two shoudl put there between me, and I can judge~
>>17535
Man,I wish I had a WiiU. I wanna get dominated be Scarf-chan…
>>17537
I-I'm doing my best, Kari-sama!
No.17546
>>17544
>not cute
A more spurious lie could not be said!
No.17547
>>17538
That's right!
>>17539
Deadly and cute, the perfect combination in one Scarfu.
>>17541
Sometimes I wish I was taller but being my size makes the really big boys so much fun.
>>17544
I wouldn't feel so safe, Karol, you're more than cute enough to get between these. And I promise you won't suffer~
>>17545
Good girl.
No.17548
>>17544
I'm with Den, Karol. You are lying about not being cute.
No.17551
>>17544
what a big lier!
>>17545
thats loooooooood
>>17547
yeah i think i can get ya, you're what people would call fun sized in the most positive way i bet!
don't tell anyone, but i actually like shorter girls
No.17552
>>17537
not sure if can believe is telling truth
No.17553
>>17540
You really should. I'd enjoy a squadmate by my side or should I say SquidmateI'm sorry
>>17545
I-I only dominate in vidya. Otherwise, never
>>17547
I can agree with ONE of those things, for once~
No.17554
If we are talking real life, I'd probably disappoint everyone. ;-;
No.17555
Okay, I'm back for good this time!
I just tossed on a random episode of That 70's Show and they're taking a road trip to Canada <3
No.17556
>>17553
>or should I say Squidmate
Pffff, hahahaha.
You're so cute, Scarf-chan!!
*hugs*
Do you also play Smash? I use to play a mean Ganondorf.
No.17557
>>17555
nice trips, yeah thats a fun show
>>17554
who cares about real life when we're on a roleplaying board :3
with that said, my feelings for all of you are true
>>17556
swampy does play smash, speaking of we should all smash sometime, i only got the handheld version tho.
No.17558
>>17557
Then let me slide up close and give you a hug.
No.17559
>>17557
<3 I love my trips and That 70s Show
No.17560
>>17551
Definitely, and I'm not surprised. I tend to like taller girls and boys, but then I don't have much alternative.
>>17552
Not sure if can care is believing!
>>17553
Someday you'll buy both~
>>17555
Welcome back for good!
No.17561
>>17557
>my feelings for all of you are true
I also feel this way, I'd lay down my life for all of you, even Rebis.
I can honestly say this board has changed my life at least to some extent, I'm here almost all the time and when I'm not I spend time thinking about it.
Sad but true.
No.17562
>>17556
-shivers nervously at the hug- U-uh…y-yeah!
I play Dedede, G&W, and Metaknight
My Dedede is apparently terrifying compared to any other dedede I know the exact trajectory of every single gordo I throw and I use the jet hammer successfully. Shit's funny when ending a match with that move~
No.17563
>>17547
T-Thank you, m-m-ma'am!
>>17551
Speaking of lood, we never finished our little massage session~
>>17553
Nonsense! You dominate Kiro-chan all the time!
Also, reading me some Jojo. On the part with the hairy yandere. itches be crazy.
No.17564
>>17560
Thank you, Kari <3
No.17565
I-I have other womanly charms! I needn't be cute! But (And this isn't some reverse psychology fishing for compliments shenanigans), there is literally nothing cute about moi! Everyone in this thread is a cutie! But I'm literally a bumbling, smoking, silly mess of a person!
No.17566
>>17561
I'm echoing this. It's crazy how something like an image board on the internet can completely change you in subtle yet defining ways.
No.17567
Does anybody want to take a break from all the lewd and play some EM?
I intend to stay up for a while.
No.17569
>>17567
B-but I never got lewded on…
No.17570
>>17567
Play EM at my current state? Yes.
>>17565
>implying I'm not one of those weird people who like those who smoke even though I don't
No.17571
>>17558
ofcourse, who would i be if i went back on what i said! *holds out arms*
>>17559
good taste
>>17560
i guessed as much, still neat to know
>>17561
>>17566
i've been apart of the rin group for a year and i know from experience this is true, i'm so glad that we're all feeling this way towards eachother!
>>17563
if you insist, we could continue that, my body is feeling abit sore…
No.17572
>>17565
You've confirmed you've got a waist narrower than my thigh, so I bet you're a teeny tiny cutie.
No.17573
>>17563
I-I do not dominate Kiro! I just prevent her from doing something stupid…
No.17574
>>17567
I guess it's time to throw logic into the wind, and starting popping every suspicious character I see.
No.17575
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>17571
Rolling for world's best hug
No.17579
No.17580
My african american assosiate, i'll host
No.17581
>>17575
<3 *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug* thanks alot ale, i feel so great
No.17582
No.17583
>>17567
I haven't been here for the lewd, but what the hell? I'll ride Joesph Joestar's Ruse Cruise to EM!
No.17584
Oh god. The Canadian stereotypes.
IT'S SO MUCH.
IT'S SO FUNNY.
No.17586
No.17587
>>17583
i suppose i could play too, not doing much atm, for now.
>>17584
you are so funny
No.17588
No.17589
>>17579
Goodnight dearest!
No.17590
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
rolling for Jane dying on the first night
No.17591
>>17565
So i made it out of that crash, but it was very scary, i need something to calm down.
No.17592
>>17587
I just love shows that parody Canadians well.
If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anything.
No.17594
>>17571
Sure! I'll be waiting~!
No.17597
I need to crash. I'll see you all later!
No.17598
>>17570
W-well it's really bad for people and it's not s-sexy in the least! Some say it's like kissing an ash-tray, others are more fond it it
>>17572
G-get your mind out of the gutter! (Might as well be telling the sky to turn yellow). I might be skinny, but I am somewhat toned! Which also happens to not be particularly cute, but hey I do a decent bit of cardio to compensate for my asthma+smoking
No.17602
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>17590
Aw, I feel bad now.
Rolling for my dice to be overruled.
No.17603
>>17598
Of course, but I'm not about to deny someone their pleasures though. Especially when I enjoy the smell. They can call it kissing an astray but I'm sure even that could inspire certain feelings.
No.17605
>>17586
1 slot left, get in here
No.17611
If your playing mafia do your action on the right
No.17612
holy crap someone please take your turn at night in the game
No.17613
>>17603
Oh my~ Well I agree with you, I'm rather fond of the smell of tobacco!
I'm off to beddy byes! London has tired me out thoroughly! Night all, and enjoy your EM game! Stupid americlaps and their different time zones ;_;
No.17616
>>17613
Good night Karol, you can say that in spoilers but you know you'd go for the lewd.
No.17620
Thanks, Styles, for the wonderful blind dinner date
No.17622
No.17626
No.17627
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Rolling for Aleister dying first
No.17630
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>be based God Pimp
>get hated
O-okay.
Rolling for suicide.
No.17637
>sweating my ass off all day
>get on my computron
>check /ccrp/
>Karol's back
>Kari's back
>Scarfu's Bossu OTP stopped by
>Amity's friend will be lewdified shortly after her debut
I sure as hell didn't expect to miss THIS much today.
And like I predicted yesterday, I ended up laying in bed for three hours thinking of nothing but /ccrp/ antics, Maid RPG, Ace Attorney, and pickles.
I kept going back to thinking about new rules to by Slap the Pickle by. Not even joking.
No.17638
>>17637
>rules to by
rules to play*
No.17639
I accidentally broke the mp3 player tape for my car after I got back from picking up the pizza. I don't wanna listen to the radio to and from my locations.
No.17640
>>17637
/ccrp/ has already taken full effect.
No.17641
>>17637
Why don't you come here and bestow that title of "Pickle Slapper Aficionado" on me, like you promised you would <3
No.17643
>>17641
Come forward and kneel so we can start the ceremony.
No.17644
>>17642
>spoiler alert, i'm mafia ;)
No.17646
You gals are cute and all, but.
No.17647
>>17643
-steps forward and gets on her knees-
L-lewd
No.17648
>>17644
hey i didn't say a single damn lie the entire time~
>>17646
i didn't even know who the spy was.
No.17651
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>>17647
*steps forward and lays an XXL dill pickle on Krystal's right shoulder*
Miss Krystal, with the power vested in me as Master of Pickle Ceremonies, I judge you today to take the honorary title of Pickle Aficionado.
*raises XXL pickle to Krystal's left shoulder*
You will traffic with traitors of the Pickle.
You will give counsel to the Rins not yet touched by the Pickle.
You will convert any who has not been touched by the Pickle, especially Kiro.
You will observe the holy day Pickle Slapping.
You will not use the Pickle in anger, but our of love.
*raises and sheathes the XXL pickle*
Rise, and spread the holy word, Krystal, our newest Pickle Aficionado!
*THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
I'm fucking dying here. I can barely think and I'm knighting someone with a pickle.
No.17653
>>17651
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
No.17654
>>17651
B-but I'm the knight here!
No.17655
No.17656
>>17651
this is hilarious, my throat hurts too much to laugh from the mafia game tho
No.17657
>>17651
What a wonderful, wonderful time to be alive <3
No.17658
>>17653
>Jioti's Friend
1/10 apply yourself, Jane
No.17661
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>>17654
You wish to join the Holy Pickle Sisterhood as well?
>>17646
>>17655
I read that while I was looking up knighting procedures and writing that drivel. You have no idea how much I hate myself right now.
No.17662
By the pickle vested in me, I now pronounce all of you beautiful, beautiful people.
No.17663
>>17661
N-no! I'm just saying that there can only be one true knight of this domain! I-I'm just kidding go about your day
No.17665
>>17657
Aw, you even changed your name!
You're too adorable for your own good.
No.17666
>>17662
I'm not beautiful. I'm just me.
No.17667
>>17662
this is clearly the cutest little thing.
thanks for the compliment tho~ <3
No.17668
>>17662
I am the bone of my pickle
Pickle is my body and Pickle is my blood
I have created over a thousand pickles
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many pickles
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited pickle works…
That wasn't me bro, i'm in a watch2gether with the others
No.17670
>>17665
<33 You're too sweet for your own good
>>17666
You aren't just you, apparently you're also the Devil, trips don't lie
>>17667
<333 You're welcome~
No.17671
>>17662
Oh, Krystal~~
It appears we have an unbeliever attempting to escape~~
Be a dear and convert her, would you?~~
>>17663
I give you permission to use one of our holiest artifacts - the XXXLL Ribbed for Pain and Pleasure Dill Destroyer 3000.
No.17672
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>>17671
And I forgot my pic~~
Fuck~~
No.17673
>>17670
I don't feel evil though.
No.17675
>>17637
I've been lurking since about 12:45 my time (9 hours ago)
No.17676
>>17671
B-b-but t-that's Scarfu…!!!
I…I can't do lewd things to Scarfu if she doesn't want them…
No.17677
I don't want Krystal to do lewd things, I think it would be a worthwhile investment.
No.17679
>>17675
>ace attorney
god tier taste right there
No.17680
>>17679
Oh right. Sorry about yesterday and the AAO thing. My power went out for a few hours due to thunderstorms, and then I decided to play some PS3 games.
No.17681
>>17677
Y-you don't want me to do lewd things…?
No.17682
>>17679
stop making me want to fuck him
No.17683
>>17680
It's cool, don't worry about it.
>>17682
Did he do anything that could be considered morally wrong? Look at him, he wouldn't hurt a fly!
No.17684
What's this about lewding Scarfu?
No.17685
>>17676
Aw, you're so considerate. You're right, we have plenty of time to break Scarfu in with all of the rituals later.
You can use the handy pickle converter instead. Just apply directly to the forehead.
>>17675
Planning a long term stay, or just getting your feet wet for now?
>>17677
You want her to save up for a lewd explosion? I like this idea.
No.17686
>>17679
AA's great. I'm looking forward to Dai Gyakuten Saiban too~
No.17687
>>17686
>implying that will ever get localized
No.17688
>>17685
<3 Thank you for understanding, I don't want to force lewd upon Scarfu, even with my current title…
No.17690
>>17680
we still had it and i won it, tough battle tho
>>17687
we might
>>17686
but i kinda wanted to continue the present day story…not travel back to the past of 'who gives a fuck"
No.17691
>>17687
>Implying it won't
Capcom's remaking RE:0 for fucks sake, that's like asking people not to buy a game.
>Implying I won't import it if it doesn't.
No.17692
>>17691
>implying the RE:0 remaster takes any effort to make
No.17693
>>17685
I knew you'd get me.
No.17694
>>17689
This is the absolute greatest thing I've had happen to me, thank you so much, Den <3
No.17695
>>17689
Oh god, muh sides.
Thank you Den, you glorious bastard.
No.17696
>>17689
Got a giggle from it.
No.17697
>>17689
i want to eat that pickle…
No.17698
>>17690
Trust me it won't happen, it'll end up like the meiji era games from pic related's series
No.17699
>>17692
>Implying RE:0 took any effort in the first place
No.17700
>>17698
if it doesn't, i'm not gonna be waiting for an english patch or beg for it to be brought over somehow
No.17701
>>17699
I L- liked it…. I'm a sucker for anything resident evil tho, the lore is too strong
Plus Rebecca is best girl
No.17703
>>17685
L-lewd explosion…
That's… so mean…
No.17704
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>>17703
*holds Krystal and pats her head while slowly rocking side to side*
It's going to be okay, Krystal. Everything is going to be okay.
I'm so confused right now
No.17707