No.17714[Last 50 Posts]
Because it needed to be made and no one made it yet.
No.17719
Posting the best thing ever <3
No.17724
Reading more Jojo. I'm on Tonio's part now.
>mfw I will never drink water so good I cry my eyes out
>mfw I will never make a softball out of my shoulder dirt
>mfw my intestines will never break out of my stomach from the spaggeti I ate
No.17726
>>17718
>>17719
>Ominous pickle
No.17727
>>17688
I'm glad you see things my way, dear Krystal
No.17728
>>17726
more like tasty pickle =w=
No.17729
As long as there's no cake.
No.17730
>>17727
T-those eyes…
>>17726
Oh, how I wish you had an ominous pickle for me…
No.17731
>>17729
but cake is the best~
No.17733
Feeling really tired, I should probably head to bed soon.
No.17736
No.17741
>>17733
DAMNIT SY WHAT DID YOU DO
YOU RUINED MY LEWD MASSAGE
No.17744
>>17738
Don't worry your cute little head.
I brought you your pickle.
*produces an ominous pickle*
Perhaps we can share this with Scarfu?
No.17746
>>17745
ice cream is fantastic as well~
good choice on the type!~
No.17748
>>17741
God I'm crying over here!!!
No.17750
>>17744
<33
Well, I guess I w-won't worry, then… You can do whatever you like with that pickle, I will certainly go along <3
No.17754
>>17741
I had to check it out myself. I had a good laugh.
No.17758
>>17748
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SO MAD THAT I'M LAUGHING OR IF I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M GETTING MAD
No.17759
Mrow?
W-where did everyone go…?
No.17760
>>17758
I didn't mean to interrupt your fun. :3
No.17762
No.17764
>>17763
CAKE!~ *munches down on the cake*
No.17774
>>17772
Yeah, I'm on it every day. Why do you ask?
No.17775
>>17772
I have Skype, however I don't like talking over microphone because it makes my voice sounds retarded.
No.17778
>>17772
Yeeesss, but Skype terrifies me because of my voice.
Seriously, I look super trap but there's a reason everyone told me to go to school for radio broadcasting and it throws me off so hard
No.17779
>>17772
I have it. I don't use it. I hate my voice and I'm really quiet talking on it.
No.17780
No.17781
>>17774
S-Scarfu, I still don't know what your eyes looking at me earlier were for…
I'm… scared…
No.17782
>>17778
You also have a girl's voice?
No.17783
>>17782
N-no, and that's why I hate it
-hides-
No.17784
>>17772
i do, but i only share it with people i'm super comfortable with, mostly due to its harder to hide stuff on there.
my voice is alright i suppose, but i prefer typing cause i got an speech impediment
No.17786
>>17781
I-I'm sorry for scaring you! I didn't mean to, I swear!
>>17778
I feel that. I hate my voice so much. I sound way too feminine and I'm incredibly awkward…my timidity doesn't help either.
No.17787
>>17783
You poor little thing.
No.17789
Now that I'm sad that I brought it up.
I like to voice chat to try to get rid of the awkwardness and to stop mumbling.
It probably doesn't work
No.17790
>>17786
I-I just… It wasn't like you… especially when I was wanting to make sure lewd wasn't imposed upon you…
>>17787
<3
No.17791
>>17784
I understand the speech impediment thing. I actually had a horrible one until I was 10 years old.
I slur my words to this day when I speak at times. I mean to say something and then my sentence just gets jumbled up and I sound like a moron. Not that that's any different from usual. And I don't really have a distinct accent, but a southern drawl comes out and I immediately hate myself.
No.17792
Don't own Skype myself, but I've been told my voice is pretty good. Some people have even said I should try to get on radio.
Sometimes, when I'm by myself, I singsong in a deep voice. You know that SNL skit with Will Ferrel imitating Robert Dulay? I do that alot.
No.17793
>>17789
For yourself?
I don't really have those problems.
>>17790
~
No.17794
>>17790
I-I'm so sorry…I-I guess it was my defense mechanism
>>17789
I-I don't mind more people on skype. It'd be nice to try and get more comfy with people
No.17795
>>17794
I… I just wanted to make sure you would be okay… I didn't want you to be lewded on against your will, despite being told to…
And then you shared those eyes with Jioti… W-what are you two planning with me…
No.17797
>>17795
I-I wasn't planning anything! Honest!
No.17799
>>17797
B-but you two shared eyes and "soon"… over me…
I-I…
No.17801
>>17799
I-I'm sorry if I scared you. I really meant nothing of it…!
No.17803
>>17801
I… I don't know what to believe… -hides-
No.17805
>>17803
-opens my arms nervously- I-is this proof enough?
No.17806
>>17805
C-can I p-please nuzzle your neck scarf w-while we hug…. <3333
No.17808
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>>17772
I don't have Skype, but I use Ventrilo everyday to talk to friends.
I wouldn't mind talking to the rest of you over VOIP, though I doubt I would sound the same in person.
No.17810
>>17803
>>17805
Teacher says that a bell rings, Scarfu gives someone a hug!
No.17812
>>17807
I-I'm so so sorry I doubted you… <333
P-please forgive me… *hides her face in your scarf, holding back a couple small tears*
No.17814
>>17808
I feel like it would ruin the illusion.
No.17815
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No.17816
>>17814
>it would ruin the illusion.
Oh, right. That's definitely true. I still wouldn't be opposed to it, though.
No.17817
>>17812
I-I'm glad you're happy…
No.17818
>>17812
>>17817
Now's your chance, Krystal.
No.17819
>>17817
I-I just wanted to make sure you're happy…
P-please just h-hold me…?
>>17818
N-no, I can't betray her like this!!!
No.17820
>>17814
>ruin the illusion
>not using a voice changer
https://youtu.be/N3pUxkM3x5I?t=80
No.17821
>>17814
Yeah, I'm sure we're only cute little girls in our hearts.
No.17822
>>17821
I-I am a cute little trap… but my voice certainly isn't…
No.17824
>>17820
Mind blown.
>>17821
I can't tell if you are picking on me or not.
No.17825
You people enjoy your nights/mornings. I'm going to fall into a comatose state for the next 9 hours until I have to work.
No.17826
>>17819
-nervously and awkwardly holds Krystal-
>>17821
>>17822
Oddly enough, I'm not a trap at all but my voice certainly is unless I'm tired and irritable.
No.17827
>>17825
Sleep well, Eliza.
No.17828
>>17826
D-don't be nervous… I just want to be held…
No.17830
>>17827
Knowing me, I'll wake up in the next 3 hours, fall asleep for two more hours, then lie in bed with my eyes closed for the time afterwards.
No.17831
>>17824
No no, sir. It's just I'm just sad that it has to be in our hearts.
No.17832
>>17830
I know this feel, except I just lay in bed for three to 4 hours before being to exhausted to stay awake.
No.17833
>>17830
We are kindred spirits in sleep patterns.
No.17834
In other news, who /hype/ for the new persona 5 trailer tommorow?
No.17835
>>17833
We seem to have much in common, I've noticed. Lots of coincidental things. I just can't draw is all.
No.17836
No.17837
>>17833
>>17835
I-I've been to sleep specialists because of this
But yay "free" healthcare
No.17839
>>17836
>might be cool
>might
No.17840
>>17826
>>17828
Aw, you two are adorable. I simply must take a photo for the album.
No.17841
>>17839
well i can't say for certain, but its looked neat so far
No.17843
>>17831
I'll believe you.
Too bad any dreams of having you as a qt maid working around my place are far off in a distance world.
No.17847
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No.17848
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>>17834
Wait what.
Explain.
Is this happening on nico nico or?
No.17849
>>17839
Aw relax!
It'll be horrible
And Persona 4 is overrated
No.17850
>>17846
Thank you, but the memes do it all on their own.
No.17851
>>17850
I…I just wanted to m-make you feel good…
No.17852
Okay, bed time for me before I self destruct.
No.17853
No.17854
>>17852
Have a nice sleep.
No.17855
>>17851
I always feel good talking to you!
No.17856
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>>17849
>100 hours in MS Paint
No.17857
>>17852
Nighties~
I'll be hitting the hay after I'm done with Kai-chan~
No.17858
>>17855
I-I want to make sure you feel good all the time <3
No.17859
No.17860
>>17858
And by all the time <3 I actually meant everywhere <333
No.17861
>>17828
A-alright I guess
>>17840
S-shut it!
No.17862
>>17858
>>17860
I feel like I've been doused in pickle juice!
I'm actually at a loss for words right now.
No.17863
>>17848
It's from the blu-ray in the dancing all night limited edition, the trailer will be up in a couple of hours or tommorow at the latest
No.17864
>>17861
No lewd, I promise <3
Just a cuddle in your scarf… I-I just really wish to be held, that's all… *runs and hides*
>>17862
I-I'm just so lost right now…
Maybe you should hop on Steam <3
No.17865
>>17863
NICE. I didn't know that was out yet
No.17866
>>17848
>SMT1
god tier taste right
also
>WHERE WE'RE YOU WHEN DAVID HAYTER WAS CONFIRMED TO BE IN MGSV
No.17868
No.17875
R8 THE NEW PERSONA 5 PARTY MEMBER
No.17877
>>17876
>hopefulfuccboi
Well we already have Junko, so no reason for Komaeda to not be in P5…
No.17878
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>>17877
I don't like his hairstyle kind of sick of blue hair in Persona to be honest.
No.17879
>Heist outfits are loosely based on the appearance of the persona belonging to the wearer
>Ryūji's persona is Bardolph of the Hanged Man arcana
>Anne's (she's Finnish) persona is Sayyida of the Moon arcana
>Morgana's persona is Fortuna of the fortune arcana (the only one not remotely related to thievery)
>The fox guy (blue haired guy) is actually a guy, but his name is unknown. He's being set up as a rival thief, and his motivations are unclear. His persona is Goemon of the justice arcana.
>The game involves stopping some sort of ritual that's going on caused by an organization called the Order of the Lance; they're stealing all energy and hope from people to power their sigil for whatever. Ryūji is affected in the trailer
>Shadows are back, but it seems they're not fully conquered. It seems that persona evolution might be tied to freeing yourself of the baggage keeping you chained down
>New singer is male; name uncredited for now – works really well with the acid jazz
>Some cooperations are shown – they're just rebranded social links, but it seems like they have more of an impact on the story. They revealed two new NPCs – some painter girl wearing an apron with twin braids and a guy with a scar on his hand who seems like a regular student
No.17880
>>17879
>ORDER OF THE LANCE
No.17881
>>17880
I was thinking pic related but that works too, wasn't hitler's unit named something like that?
No.17882
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>>17881
I've never touched the Fate series, sorry~
Hitler's unit was named The Last Battalion
No.17883
>>17882
Yeah, pic related from his unit is called the order of the holy lance my bad.
You should get into fate, it's like SMT but with famous warriors from history instead of demons
No.17884
Fuck, I knew the new persona 5 guy reminded me of someone, can't unsee it now.
No.17887
>>17777
I wake up to the best use of quads we've had yet.
No.17889
>>17888
What's up with the frown? You should be proud of yourself.
No.17891
>>17724
Jojo is love.
*yawns*
Good morning cuties! I hope everyone is okay today!
No.17892
>>17891
Mornin' Lis-…what the hell is up with your finger?
No.17893
>>17892
*absently scratches face*
W-what? Ah, never mind that. My fingers tend to phase in- and out of reality at times when I'm newly awake, it's no biggie.
THIS IS THE DANGER OF DOING EVERYTHING IN PAIN.NET. YOU MISS STUFF THAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS UNTIL IT'S TOO LAAAAATE
What's up with you Rebis? Getting any closer to finishing your Coup d'état of ccrp ville?
No.17894
>>17893
No Coup d'état of something that doesn't even exist yet, you know.
Wait, what's wrong with your hand…? What's wrong with your arm?
YOU'RE NOT LISA! You're an alien impostor come to harvest our life force!
No.17895
>>17894
W-why Rebis. You appear to be delirious. Maybe you should lay down for a moment. Here, I'll help you…
No.17896
>>17895
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LISA?! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE, YOU COMMUNIST GANGSTER WORLD WIDE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT REPTILIAN SCUM ON TOP PLAYBOY!
No.17897
>>17896
Now Rebis. You are obviously confused. Lisa is *perfectly* fine. In fact, You could say that she's standing right in front of you! or well, whatever's left of her anyway
You really should rest. Why don't you come over here, I know *just* the thing to make a body stay still. Then I guess I could pay your friends a visit too.
*tsk tsk*
So many lively, stressed out people out there. Many of them would probably be glad to see *You* again, wouldn't they?
Yesss. They'll all rest. And make way for something… new…
oh god that string of profanities I'm dying
No.17898
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>17897
DON'T TOUCH ME, DEMON! YOU WILL PAY A THOUSANDFOLD FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!
FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!
WHITE WHALEEEE! HOLY GRAAAAAAAIL!
No.17899
>>17898
R-Rebis? Oh g-god! G-get away! G-get away from m-me! I d-don't k-know what's h-happening
Oh god it hurts, it hurts! Ghuchk!
h-help
No.17900
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>>17899
Now now, less of that.
>>17898
Oh, you'd attack a friend? My, Rebis. I thought more of you.
*the -thing- inhabiting Lisa's body drops into something resembling a defensive stand*
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I guess I'll have to deal with you the old fashion way.
No.17901
>>17899
>>17900
zzz….whuz goin' on…
…
zzz…
No.17902
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>>17900
I WILL CARVE OUT YOUR HEART FROM YOUR CHEST!
No.17903
>>17902
guh?!
*inhales deeply, blood and other fluids audibly bubbling inside of it*
I guess I under-estimated you Rebis. I won't make that mistake again.
At least now I know that my next form will be strong~
No.17904
Morning, Thread.
The hell is going on up in here?
No.17905
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>>17902
GRRRRAH!
Phew, that's better. Ah, how pleasant it is, like putting on an old set of beloved clothing. Well fitted, though fragile.
Now, Prepare yourself!
No.17907
>>17906
Woops, should've updated first, deleting that post.
No.17908
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>>17905
You can try again and again and again but I'll cut you to bloody ribbons!
No.17909
>Wake up
>See Lisa's been aliened and Rebis is killing it.
Morning everyone, all is usual then?
No.17910
No.17911
>>17910
Should we try and stop them?
No.17912
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>>17908
Rolling to sneak up on Rebis and suplex her to protect my friend and countryman!
>>17909
Same old, same old.
No.17913
>>17908
Ack-
*The -thing- falls to the floor, bleeding profusely and obviously on it's last leg*
H-how is this possible?! Y-you're just a human! Your race is weak! Pitiful!
Y-you're supposed to be fodder! Less than dirt!
No.17914
>>17911
No, I'd like to try and stay alive until I'm at least 20.
I also just noticed we're split between 2 threads at the moment, what is the ding dang doodly deal with dat?
No.17915
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>>17913
NOW I get to do what I want!
*Rebis cuts in with his knife a few more times and reaches into the wound with his free hand to RIP the alien's heart out*
No.17916
>>17914
Hm? I don't see another general thread…
No.17917
>>17912
Falling over is fine too.
No.17918
>>17914
I think the one Annon made is for just relaxing, wihtout the minor lewdness and violence of generals, but that's just a guess. Seems to be dead right now since our Ameribros were using it and they're asleep.
No.17919
>>17916
Well Annon made one for "Non lewd and violent" chit-chat.
Unsurprisingly it seems less popular than the violent and lewd one.
>>17918
That's what I figured in my head.
No.17920
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>>17915
GUAAAARGHK!
*Out of the things chest comes a small, many-legged… creature. It skitters frantically this way and that in Rebi's grip, emitting a high-pitched skree before sputtering a few drops of darkish green ichor and falling still*
No.17921
>>17920
As the thing leaves Lisa's chest cavity, the otherworldly features covering her body rapidly begins to dissolve into a foul-smelling vapour. After a few minutes, all that remains is her unmoving body, obviously worse for the wear but otherwise seemingly human.
No.17922
>>17920
What the hell? I wanted to devour your essence and take your power for myself but you aren't fit to feed even a sheep.
*crunches up the thing in his hand thoroughly, puts it on the ground and gives it a few punches*
Well, crisis averted anyway, Lisa is…uh…alive apparently.
No.17923
>>17921
Just give her time to sleep it off.
No.17924
So… Now that's over… How's everyone's day been?
No.17925
>>17924
Pretty good!
Been raining a lot for the past few days which has been nice~
No.17926
>>17921
>>17923
*After a little while, the unmoving body suddenly begins to shudder and shake violently as it begins to emit the same foul-smelling vapour as before. Then it begins to dissolve, in a horrific display how unravelling the human anatomy.
Shortly after it has completely dissipated (Leaving only a dark stain on the floor where it had lain), another Lisa enters through the door, absently brushing her teeth*
Hey guys! What's all the commotion? *sniffs the air* and what's that smell? Did someone drop rotten eggs in here? Anyway you can never believe the dream I had. I dreamt that this spider-thing crept up all over my face in the middle of the night and tried to enter my mouth. Pretty freaky!
>>17924
Good so far! Overslept like a champ even though I've got tons of stuff to do today~ How about you?
No.17927
>>17926
It's going well! Finished college for the day, gonna pop out for some lunch in a bit, then I've got some Environmental Science coursework and Maths homework to do and I'm done!
No.17928
>>17924
I'm just sitting here, getting mad at chinese history.
>>17925
We've been having rain here too, best summer we've had in years in my book.
>>17926
Mornin' Lisa. Cool dream.
No.17930
>>17922
>>17921
>>17920
The knife-wielding trend continues.
No.17931
>>17930
I love how all the pictures with Rebis involve knife fighting.
No.17932
>>17930
I knew you'd deliver, based Den.
No.17934
>>17927
Sounds sweet! College huh, so that means you've got majors and minors and all that jazz?
>>17928
Rain is excellent, but I like my summer with a dash of sunshine on it too, even though my skin can't handle it at all.
>>17930
Oh god Den you lovely internet person. *Moves to hug*
No.17935
>>17934
Kind of, we have intermediary qualifications (called A-Levels here) between degrees and base qualifications (called GCSE's here) and that's what I'm doing, I've finished my A2 qualifications (equivalent to a major) and my AS (equivalent to a minor), and now I have to start my A2 for my Maths now that I've finished my AS, and I've got to finish my Environmental Science BTEC (equivalent to an A2, but coursework based rather than exams).
No.17937
>>17935
I don't know why but reading all that and seeing you with a book makes me want to go after your tigers again.
No.17938
>>17937
Is the power of knowledge too irresistible for you Rebby~?
No.17939
>>17938
Knowledge reeeeally turns me on. Talk educated to me while I fondle your tigers.
No.17940
>>17935
Hah oh wow. I tried processing that like three times. So to be able to get a GCSE you'd have to have the pre-requisite A-level for it? And there's Different A-levels for different courses?
>>17936
Mmmm, warm, artsy and muscular Den~
*hugs back*
No.17941
>>17939
Do you have to be so aggressive with the fondling? What would you like me to talk about?
>>17940
Wrong way around, but you're mostly right! GSCE's come before A-Levels, but you don't always need a GSCE in a subject to get into an A-Level course on it. Case-in-point, in my first year, I studied Classic Civilization and Film Studies, though I hadn't got a GCSE in either of them, but because of my English GCSE, I got into both! Yeah, there's A-Levels for loads of different stuff, sometimes Sub-Subject A Levels within the A-Level, such as Performing Arts, which goes into Drama and Dance.
No.17942
Fucking hell I kept spelling GCSE as GSCE, sorry if that confuses you!
No.17943
>>17941
Tell me how the ancient greeks did it, baby.
No.17944
>>17943
Oh, Pankration? It's an Ancient Greek sport which blends boxing and wrestling, and is considered by some to be the super-ancient precursor to MMA (Japanese Pancrase). It is said to be invented by Theseus (the killer of the Minotaur) and Hercules (do I really need to explain who Hercules was?) .
No.17945
>>17941
B-but wait, so there's only some courses that require a GCSE? Or is it that you can substitute a GCSE with another GCSE that covers mostly the same subjects?
Sub A-level
/
So it goes (GCSE)->=A-level
\
Sub A-level
No.17946
>>17944
I was hoping you'd talk about the sacred prostitution practiced in the name of Aphrodite in Corinth but that turns me on too.
No.17949
>>17945
Yes and no. Some A-Levels don't have requirements, others do, for instance, History, Maths and English all require GCSE's in those subjects, but things like Film Studies, Philosophy and Classic Civilization don't, you can use a GCSE that covers similar Subjects. You can go into Sub-A-Levels if you want, but some people just stay at the A-Level they're at.
>>17946
Sorry Rebby, I don't know anything about that~
>>17947
Hey Weird! How's it going?
No.17950
>>17949
the day when I need to go to other city and watch after kids and entertain them is closing in, so worried. you?
No.17951
>>17950
I'm ok thanks! About to go out to get some food, then coming back to finish off some work and relax! You shouldn't be worried about stuff, everything'll go fine! If you do it well and don't get worried, I might let ya grope me!
No.17952
>>17951
If thats so, you wwon't need clothes when I come back
No.17953
>>17947
Hey there.
>>17948
Wait, what? Where did your other hair go?
No.17954
I HAVE AWOKEN, and I made Omelets.
No.17955
>>17949
Hm, I think I get it now. Thanks for explaining that!
>>17947
Hey Weird! Did you get a haircut?
No.17956
>>17952
I think I will! You're not going that far sista!
>>17954
Omelets? Delicious! Would you like some cake with that?
>>17955
No problem! Happy to help!
No.17957
>>17953
I decided to keep it like this~
>>17954
Morning!
>>17956
Please stop trying to drug everyone with your poisoned cakes.
No.17958
>>17955
Yeah! I will be in camp so I need it easy to loock after
>>17956
Oh I will go that far
No.17960
>>17957
SOMEONE WILL LOVE MY CAKES DAMNIT! I just need to find them…
>>17958
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>>17959
No worries! Perhaps an apple instead?
No.17961
>>17957
Are you certain this is what you intended? I didn't cut off your hair by accident while I was swinging that knife around, right?
No.17962
>>17956
<3
>>17957
kek
>>17958
Oh, what camp?
>>17959
shotsfired.jpg
No.17963
>>17961
Oh, that's what you meant. Hm, must've accidentally picked the wrong option in Rin, didn't notice that myself.
No.17964
>>17962
PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY ONE OF OUR CAKES LISA?
No.17965
>>17962
for children near the sea. also your short is sliping off
No.17966
>>17963
You're so absent-minded, no wonder you can't even solve a simple murder case.
No.17967
>>17964
oh god not again
>>17966
Given your murderous antics so far i'm almost sure you did it.
No.17968
>>17964
n-no need to get violent! I d-didn't mean anything by it! S-stay calm!
>>17965
Oh, so you're a life guard then?
Ah, yeah it does that *futilely adjusts the article of clothing*
Most of my clothing are very well used, some moreso than others. It'll stay up! mostly
No.17969
>>17968
no no no I will be their leader… but I guesse life guard is a part of it
No.17970
>>17969
ooh, so it's a summer camp then?
No.17971
No.17972
>>17967
Me? Murderous antics? What on earth might you be on about, Kate?
No.17975
>>17967
>>17968
Good! I'm glad we're such good friends that we can talk our problems out~
No.17976
>>17972
There's the orc. And two legionnaires. You also wanted to murder that archeologist or whatever we were escorting.
Then there's you stealing everything that isn't nailed down…
Murder or not, you really belong behind bars.
We really got our classes mixed up.
No.17977
>>17976
are you playing somehting fun?
No.17978
>>17976
Here's where you're wrong. We got our classes exactly as I wanted them. Who do you think people will believe when an esteemed knight puts all the blame for these deeds on a suspicious rogue?
No.17980
>>17977
This game. It's very lewd
No.17981
No.17982
>>17975
Y-yeah, that's great! Ahaha~
>>17980
>>17976
Aw man, I loved Divinity but once I realized that the female mc had high heels on literally every outfit I just couldn't keep going. My immersion was so broken that there was no way I could get it back.
Are you having fun?
No.17983
>>17982
what's wrong with highheels? also if you won't fix your shirt I will pull if off of you
No.17984
>>17982
>quit game because high heels ruin immersion
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOLY SHIT
No.17987
>>17982
I hadn't even noticed the high heels yet.
Now it's going to bother me for the rest of the game ;-;
>>17985
Morning!
No.17988
>>17985
Morning Alei! How's it going?
No.17989
>>17987
>>17986
Heya.
>>17988
Pretty good, I think I may have overloaded last night. Weren't you also a victim?
No.17990
>>17989
Are you okay? You look kinda ill…
No.17991
>>17989
A victim of what? I don't remember anything like that, sorry!
No.17992
>>17983
Nothing, like everything else they have their time and place.
Just, wearing high heels to your heavy plate armour of battle+5 really gets under my skin.
>Shirt
H-hey now, my shirt is perfectly fine like it is. No touchy!
>>17984
Dude you have no idea. I sunk like 20+ hours into that game before I saw it. It was just so jarring, it completely ruined it for me. I can accept a *lot* of things but, it's just. Gah.
High Heels.
On.
Heavy battle Armour.
I can't take it.
>>17985
Good morning Aleister!
No.17993
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>17992
alright then! roll to pulls shirt off of lisa
No.17995
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>17990
Totally fine, I swear.
>>17991
Haha, right? I must've been imagining things.
>>17992
Morning.
>>17993
rolling for Weird to slip and pull her own shirt off instead.
No.17996
>>17992
But high heels are so sexy!
No.17997
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>17995
Rolling to pull off Aleisters shirt!
No.17998
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>17993
Wh-No! This is my morning shirt and I like it just the way it is!
*Roll to defend the sanctity of my shirt*
>>17995
My hero!
>>17996
I don't disagree! But not on battle armour!
No.17999
>>17995
argh! how did I even do this
No.18000
999 is nice if posting doesn't take like 5 mins.
No.18001
No.18002
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>17997
Rolling for everyones shirt to be off!
>>17995
That's fine then… Oh wait! Were you talking about Kari's legs?
No.18003
>>18000
>>18001
I have no idea what's going on anymore.
No.18004
>>18002
your shirt odd too?
No.18006
No.18007
>>18002
*My clothes burst off my body in a flurry of light as J-Rock plays loudly*
DONNN'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYYYYY!
No.18008
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>17997
>>18002
Hey!
>>18002
I was certainly talking about quite a few legs.
No.18011
>>18002
N-NOT YOU TOO
WHY DOES THESE THINGS HAPPEN SO OFTEN HERE
No.18012
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18004
Yes Weird! Even my shirt! But I'm wearing a vest underneath, so I'm fine!
>>18007
PING PONG PING PONG PING PONG CIRCULATE
>>18008
They did seem quite nice to be honest… I wish I had legs like that…
>>18010
I will give it back to you on the Greek Kalends!
No.18013
>>18002
I don't see what the fuss is about, I'm out like this all the time.
No.18014
No.18015
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18012
Rolling to retake shirt!
No.18016
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18007
>>18010
>>18011
>>18013
Rolling to honk.
>>18012
I'm sure you can pull it off if you start hitting the gym.
Don't skip that leg day~.
No.18017
No.18018
No.18019
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18011
Lisa you love it really!
>>18013
Are you perpetually hard Rebby, or is it the topless girls doing it for you?
>>18015
No.18020
>>18015
>>18018
If I could I would post laughing dice gods.jpg
No.18021
>>18019
It's more like I am my own aphrodisiac, you know?
Also, kek rolls.
No.18023
No.18024
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>18016
Please no honk
>>18019
How can you always be in that state Rebis
>>18013
You can't prove anything!
Rolling to reclaim what was lost!
No.18025
>>18024
And I switched those quoted posts around.
No.18026
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18016
R-rolling to avoid honking
Dice pls
No.18027
*buttons up lab coat* good thing I have this thing on
No.18028
>>18027
Good job, Ramona, if you worded your roll properly we might've gotten ripe melons.
No.18029
No.18030
HIIIIIIIIII everyone !
>>18011
>>18013
>>18010
Where are all of shits….
No.18031
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18024
RAMONA KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL LISA, DO NOT DENY YOURSELF.
>>18028
Fine, rolling for jackets, lab coats, whatever the heck Alei's wearing to be taken off too!
No.18032
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18026
I guess I won't challenge that one.
>>18027
Oddly arousing.
>>18024
I would roll to induce further reaction but that would get too lewd.
>>18030
Didn't you hear about it being no shirt day? Come join the celebration.
No.18033
No.18034
>>18030
All of shits… i really messed that up.
>>18032
I would love to join in!
No.18036
>>18030
Ramona stole them ;-;
And hi!
No.18037
>>18031
>>18032
That kind of freaked me out.
>>18034
Nice one and pair.
No.18038
>>18030
hi nyano!
>>18032
arousing?
No.18039
>>18038
Don't you have nothing guarding your top below the coat?
No.18040
>>18037
You're seeing it too? Yeah I was confused.
>>18038
WEIRD. IT COMES OFF NOW. THE DICE DEMANDED IT.
No.18041
>>18031
D-damnit. I guess I deserve this for lounging about in my morning clothings all day.
>>18030
Hi Nyano!
No.18042
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>>18036
If you like, you can take my pants and cover yourself up with them.
No.18043
>>18039
bra? no they are uncomfortable
>>18040
nope you only said shirts. also yours are on you still!
No.18044
No.18045
>>18042
Rebis, I'm only wearing hotpants. Things are going to get real awkward for me real quick if you don't cover that up. Please?
No.18046
>>18045
There is nothing awkward or shameful about the human body. Ask any artist.
No.18047
>>18045
Only hotpants you say?
>>18043
I see, I see.
No.18048
>>18043
Then i will roll to remove labcoat!
>>18042
Bit excited there rebis?
No.18049
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>18048
forgot roll
No.18050
>>18042
I-i guess i can't say no to such a nice offer~
No.18051
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>18048
Roll to remove bra's too!
No.18052
>>18046
True, but there's one thing for an artist to sketch the human body or for someone to be drawn as a model, and another to be having uncovered reactions in the company of others
>>18047
Alei, p-please
No.18053
>>18044
oh.. *lab coat sudenly desapears*
No.18055
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>>18048
>>18052
You should know by now that this is just my natural state.
No.18056
>>18050
You forgot the part about covering yourself up.
No.18057
>>18055
Oh shit, the image size is 666.66
No.18058
Job hunting is slowly draining me of my desire to live, fuck me.
No.18059
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18051
Panic roll to keep it on!
No.18060
>>18056
You distracted me ;-;
>>18059
rip
No.18061
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18051
Roll to remove vests.
No.18062
>>18058
Job hunting sucks.
No.18063
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18061
fug
No.18065
>>18054
Ah, n-nothing. I was worried that you were going to do something lewd for a second there. Sorry.
>>18055
F-Fine. I'm just gonna look the other way. No problems here. Noooope. None at all.
>>18058
Not working out? what kind of job are you looking for?
No.18066
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18051
rolling to take clothe of off ramona
No.18067
>>18062
"Why do you want to work for Shitty Retail Chain #4456353?"
Because I need money to stop myself from STARVING TO DEATH YOU ASSHOLES!
>>18065
Any job, anything!
No.18068
>>18065
No, no. There is no time for lewd now.
We have to find a way to restore the shirts.
No.18069
>>18059
>>18060
>>18064
Mega fug!
>>18051
Joining the roll to remove Ramonas top!
No.18070
>>18068
That's the best suggestion I've heard all day!
>>18067
Oh shoot, that bad huh? Isn't summer like the worst period to go job searching in?
No.18072
>>18070
Probably, but when you're me every time is a terrible one.
I even got rejected from a job working as a cleaner at a hotel!
No.18073
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18069
keep forgeting to roll
>>18071
No.18074
>>18072
Holy fuck, I'm so sorry! How did you even manage that?
No.18076
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Alright, looking decent again!
>>18066
Seconding this roll!
No.18078
(Where is the crusader against lewdness when you need her? Where is Scarfu?)
No.18079
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18067
Right? It's kind of silly, there really is nothing amazing about their store that would give someone a grand reason to want to join. It's really irritating.
>>18070
Rolling to "full clothed" Lisa.
>>18077
I feel like this happens a lot now.
I also feel like I got corrupted somewhere down the line.
No.18080
>>18074
Fuck only knows, I got the interview and such but they probably just hired some illegal immigrant willing to work for payment in leftovers from the kitchen.
No.18081
>>18077
We can always get lewder~
No.18082
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18081
rolling to get by slothes back
No.18083
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>18082
Sloths?!
No.18085
Rolling for everyone to be nude besides me!
No.18086
>>18081
M-maybe I want you to l-lewd me…
No.18087
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18085
No.18088
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18075
I could… say the same about you!
>>18077
>>18081
Rolling to remove Clothes
No.18089
No.18091
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18087
RE-ROLL, RE-ROLL
No.18092
>>18079
Hub-wha?
>>18080
Jeeze, that's rough. I'm sorry for you. I hope it goes better, keep at it!
No.18093
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18091
rolling for ramona to be lewded
No.18094
>>18093
Second best roll this thread
No.18095
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>18093
ROLL TO COUNTER LEWD
No.18096
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>18086
I like where this is going…
I'm sure we'll have all sorts of fun together~
>>18087
>>18088
Rolling to get my clothes back!
>>18093
YES
No.18097
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18091
If 7+ I remain fully clothed!
>>18092
Thankies!
No.18098
>>18088
>>18091
I-I wish I had the time to be lewd with you all right now, this is super fun b-but I have work I have to get done… *blushes and hides*
I-I'll be back as soon as I can… <3
No.18099
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Oh, I'm also still naked too aren't I?
Rolling to recloth I guess.
>>18092
Enjoy.
No.18100
>>18095
ahahaha! get lewded!
No.18101
someoen lewd ramona! dice have spoken
No.18102
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18098
I would have my men send the UAV after you, shame i cant go to the base like this!
Roll to get my clothes back
No.18104
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18101
Rolling to pull off ramonas panties and grope her!
No.18105
No.18106
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18104
>>18105
That's not how you do it.
No.18107
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18105
CUNT PUNTED
No.18109
>>18107
Now that's how you do it.
Get them panties off Ramoan~a!
No.18110
>>18099
Thanks~
>>18104
>>18105
Kek
Well, this has been a thing, but I need to head out for a bit. My grandmother is gonna show up in a little while and I need to get prepared. I'll probably be back later today! Have a good time you all~
No.18112
No.18113
No.18114
No.18115
>>18110
See you later!
>>18111
get rekd
No.18116
>>18114
>>18113
>>18115
FINE. But I don't like it. *takes underwear off and gives them to Amity* I'm only in my bra now!
No.18117
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18116
roll to take bra off~
No.18118
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18116
I got it this time
Rolling to take Ramonas bra off!
No.18119
>>18116
O-oh my!
*I drop them into my shirt pocket*
<.<
No.18120
Morning every- ….what is going on here?
No.18121
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18118
>>18117
You guys suck.
No.18122
>>18117
>>18118
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18119
Will I ever get those back?
No.18123
>>18121
FUCK MY ASS! BULLSHIT
No.18124
>>18120
Please help, we need your tank, they are starting to Riot!
No.18125
Oh god, oh god, I can't believe I'm missing all this
[breathing intensifies]
WHY, WORK?
No.18127
>>18122
Yes. Maybe. Probably not.
No.18128
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>18120
nothing
>>18123
ooohhh
No.18129
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18116
Rolling to give you a fresh set of clothing.
No.18131
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18129
Counter roll!
This can't be allowed!
No.18132
>>18127
Damnit, they were expensive too…
>>18128
>>18121
>>18129
THANK YOU SWEET ANONETTE!
No.18133
>>18130
I work from home currently
No.18134
>>18131
Kate bringing it back with the STRONG recovery, I love it!
>>18132
*I tuck a few notes into Ramona's bra*
I'm sure this'll make up for it~
No.18135
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>18131
yes! roll to take ramonas bra
No.18136
>>18133
I wanna work from home.
No.18137
>>18133
Oh? That sounds kind of interesting. I think I'd go insane though.
No.18138
>>18131
WHY KATE, WHY?
>>18134
Hmm, thank you, Amity, your generosity will be rewarded!
>>18135
No.18139
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18138
I can do this! one more time!
No.18140
>>18136
>>18137
I went from hyper busy 9 hour days in the kitchen to a slow and steady "work here and there when it's needed" doing marketing. It's a nice change of pace for right now before I move cross continent to teach later this year
No.18141
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>18139
COUNTER-ROLL!
No.18142
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18140
will you be a lewd teacher?
>>18141
couner-counter roll!
No.18143
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>18138
Rolling to swipe Ramonas bra, and the money Amity gave her!
No.18144
No.18145
>>18143
Fail but I wouldn't care, I already got the pantsu!
No.18146
>>18140
>at home marketing
>teaching
It's literally everything I've ever wanted to do in my life. And I'm stuck in a shitty retail job.
No.18147
>>18142
Indirectly lewd, I'm still young enough to pull it off since I'll be teaching adults
No.18148
>>18140
That's pretty interesting. Wish I could say I had stories like that.
No.18149
>>18139
*taps weird on the shoulder*
And just what are you doing?
No.18150
Greetings, everyone! I trust my lovely acquaintances have been well?
No.18151
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18145
Guess i'll just have to take yours instead~
>>18150
Hello!
No.18153
>>18142
>>18143
>>18150
Hey Lux, everything is fine and wonderful! How about you?
No.18154
No.18155
>>18147
[spoiler]inderectly?[/spoiler[
>>18149
n-nothing
>>18150
hi
No.18156
>>18151
Nice try but apparently that won't be happening.
No.18157
>>18146
You can do it <3 Just take out the loan and get certified to teach ESL, pack up and move to Asia right after. The course is only a few months long.
>>18148
I'm not that interesting.
Agh, okay, back to doing some work. I'll probably be in and out and in, and out, and in, and out, and in, and out
No.18158
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Rolling to chore Kate's pantsu.
No.18159
>>18154
Looks like I win.
>>18158
No.18160
>>18150
Hey Lux, how are you?
>>18155
*pets weird*
No.18161
Hello girls, what's everyone up to?
No.18162
>>18160
*purrs with scare*
No.18163
>>18157
Dohohoho.
>>18161
Trying to steer clear of the lewd at the moment.
How about you?
No.18164
>>18161
Hey Drax, it's kinda difficult to explain…
No.18165
>>18151
What a splendid new look, Kate!
>>18152
I appreciate the stoic gesture of approval, Aleister! It's nice to know you've been well. It is the least you deserve.
>>18153
Knowing you've been well makes me feel!
>>18155
Hello, Weird! Why has everyone gotten a new, more complimentary look in the span of a day?
>>18160
I am great, Sy! Thank you for the early morning laugh..
No.18166
>>18163
Yeah, seem there is a lot of lewd going on.
>>18164
Do try.
>>18165
Hey Sis!
No.18167
>>18165
Makes me feel well* even.
>>18161
And hi, Drax! It seems I've arrived at a very proper moment.
No.18168
>>18165
I almost thought that would've been too vague.
How have you been?
>>18166
Kari's return no doubt.
No.18169
>>18165
I just have cut my hair so while I am in camp it wouldn't get in a way
No.18170
>>18168
I was actually kinda surprised to find Kari is a legit slut.
No.18171
Enjoy your conversations about the good life. I'm off to do physical labor.
No.18172
>>18166
Well, people were rolling to steal peoples clothes, then I joined in, took all there clothes, then had all of my clothes including my underwear taken… Not fun!
No.18173
>>18159
G-give those back!
>>18165
Thank you~
No.18174
>>18170
I think it's kind of refreshing. Also, deem thighs.
No.18175
>>18174
I guess, but in truth I probably wouldn't hit it.
>>18173
LOL NO. Into the panty pocket they go with Ramona's.
No.18176
>>18169
It's a good look for you.
>>18165
A good laugh I hope…
No.18177
>>18174
are there pics?
>>18176
thanks~
No.18178
>>18175
Hmm, I'm not sure what I would do. I doubt I'd be looked at like a meal though.
>>18177
Was just referring to the image in the last thread.
No.18179
No.18180
>>18175
But i can't walk around like this!
What are you even going to do with them
No.18181
>>18168
I've watched you for too long to misinterpret even a mere gesture! I see the potential actions and implications behind all your mannerisms.
>>18169
Good luck with that, Weird! Don't offer the kids any lollipops laced with crystal methamphetamines.
>>18176
Convulsing does make drinking slightly more difficult. However, the temporary bliss was more than worth it. Krishna's reaction as well as the expression of palpable sadness on your face in the misplaced image was golden
No.18182
>>18181
That's a pleasure to hear.
No.18183
>>18181
hey I don't have that! ….yet
No.18184
>>18178
Sluts are bad news.
I mean, they're cool 'till you fall in love and then they rip your heart into bits as you realise that you meant nothing to them except for being another number carved into a sleazy hotel room bedpost.
I still <3 Kari-sama though.
>>18180
I'm going to sniff them to help me think of you when I finger myself until I'm nothing but a hot mess panting and moaning your name, Kate. Nothing even lewd.
No.18185
>>18181
I laughed until I fell asleep
No.18186
>>18184
[breathing intensifies]
No.18187
>>18184
That works out for me then I guess, I'm certain something like that wouldn't bother me. There's a reason I don't get involved with real people in those ways.
Why haven't you Kari'ed her Kari then?
No.18188
No.18189
>>18184
W-well i guess that's acceptable.
I'm glad you're not one of the lewd girls!
No.18190
>>18189
wait if thats not lewd what is then?
No.18191
No.18192
>>18191
[BREATHING INTENSIFIES]
No.18194
No.18195
>>18192
krystal are you okay?
No.18198
>>18195
[BREATHING INTENSIFIES]
No.18199
>>18188
We'll see about that.
No.18200
>>18192
>>18193
>>18194
>>18196
>>18197
>tfw everyone crumples beneath your sentence
No.18201
>>18198
maybe you should go relax and masturbate
No.18202
>>18201
I agree with Weird, Colours needs to go rub herself off.
You should also let me watch.
No.18204
>>18201
>>18202
I-I have… w-work…
[breathing FURTHER intensifies
No.18205
You've all become extremely lewd!
No.18206
>>18205
Absolute power corrupts absolewdly Lux, you know this!
No.18207
>>18204
She's hyperventilating, we'll need to get that tight shirt off!
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP*
There we go~
No.18208
>>18204
you get distracted from it more and more so just relax and then continue working with clear head
No.18209
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18207
>>18208
Rolling for advice, 1-5 Amity and 6-10 Weird
No.18212
No.18214
Good morning everyone! I'm not even gonna ask what I returned to this time, for it is always strange and indescribable.
No.18215
>>18210
should have listen to me
No.18216
>>18205
Seems to be the growing trend.
No.18217
>>18214
Good morning, Scarfu! Let us take shelter from the copious obscenity.
>>18216
You better not succumb!
No.18218
>>18214
Could be worse, Scarfu, it could be worse…
No.18219
>>18217
I'm afraid my wits got away from me last night.
No.18220
>>18211
>>18212
>>18213
>>18215
I just wanted to do my work…
No.18222
>>18214
Morning!
>>18220
*pets Krystal*
This is much more fun~
No.18223
>>18222
B-but I haven't even gotten to say hello to Scarfu or L-Lux, yet…
No.18224
>>18219
They won't a second time, else merciless punishment will be imminent!
>>18221
Hello there, Weird. *hugs back* Why the spontaneous embrace?
No.18225
I didn't go back to sleep, haha, nope.
No.18226
>>18214
Good morning, Scarfu.
>>18224
I'm afraid merciless punishments probably wouldn't help.
No.18227
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>>18218
Y-yeah, except that only worries me more
>>18217
I would love to!
>>18225
Enjoy your omelettes, Big Bully?
No.18228
>>18224
I just wnat to hug you when I see you, I don't know why
No.18229
>>18227
Yes, It was great.
No.18230
>>18227
It worries me too, I mean look at me, I don't even have clothes!
No.18231
>>18226
Ah, don't act like a lost cause. Should you give in, I will make it my duty to incapacitate and restrain you, making adjustments to your behaviour until the impure desires have abated.
>>18227
Where do knights retreat to in the face of approaching indecency? Show me!
>>18228
That is the sweetest thing I'll ever hear.
No.18232
>>18231
*hides face in lux's chest and blushes*
No.18233
>>18230
>>18231
There's my pillow fort that I refer to as the Comfy Castle, if that's cool.
No.18234
>>18231
Adjustments? You wouldn't be messing with my brain would you?
No.18235
>>18233
That'll be fine! Maybe I can find a vest or something there…
No.18236
uuuuggghhhhh….i had a good rest but i woke up feeling like crap…it looks like i'm missing alot
No.18237
>>18232
…I really do dislike this habit of yours. *sighs and pats Weird on the head twice*
>>18233
It is cool. Just like you.
>>18234
Consider it a favoured pastime of mine. And no, you don't get a say in the matter.
No.18238
>>18236
hi
>>18237
s-sorry *backs head up from lux's chest*
No.18239
>>18237
I-if anything I'm one of the least cool.
I'm a total dork!
No.18240
>>18237
I'm certain I would die of terror during the operation.
No.18241
>>18239
You are cool both in the chilling comfort you provide and in your focus on what you deem important and valuable.
>>18240
What operation? It is a constant stream from the moment we have met until we've reached the desired outcome. It is subtle, but every interaction or lack of one is slowly yielding the fruitful results of my cognitive behavioural therapy.
No.18243
>>18241
Well that's a relief, I thought you were going to open me up.
No.18244
zzz…guh
What a lovely nap and a enthralling environment to wake up to.
No.18245
>>18243
I will open you up, just not in a literal sense.
No.18246
>>18245
That's sweet but also a little disappointing at the same time.
No.18247
No.18248
>>18244
Hello, Den! Did you sleep well?
>>18246
What has you disappointed?
No.18249
>>18244
Welcome to Shagaluf, fuckboi. Get your clothes off!
No.18251
>>18244
I'm surprised you can see with your face in the ground.
>>18248
Nothing, nothing.
No.18252
No.18253
>>18244
Hey there Den, hope you slept well.
No.18254
>>18250
It's like Magaluf except with more sex and less clothing.
No.18257
>>18248
Very much so. Splendid dreams.
>>18249
Well, I'm not sure how I ended up in the city of Shagaluf, Fuckboi, but if that is the local custom… when in Rome.
No.18258
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18254
Rolling for keeping my clothes on this time
No.18259
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>18258
Rolling to take them off!
No.18260
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18259
I stay fully clothed and continue my work!
See you all in a few minutes when I probably pop in again
No.18261
>>18259
WE'RE NOT STARTING THIS AGAIN, I JUST GOT MINE ON!
No.18262
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>18260
Too bad you will accidentally put your clothes on with Amity trapped under them.
No.18263
No.18264
>>18260
Aww.
>>18261
With rolls like mine it looks like we're all going to be fully clothed and decent.
No.18265
>>18264
good!
my body is tired anyways from last night…
No.18266
>>18264
Dressed like nuns.
No.18267
>>18263
It just wasn't meant to be.
No.18268
>>18264
Phew… didn't wanna go out and spend £50 on underwear again!
No.18270
>>18268
*I pat my pocket and smile*
Money in the bank~
No.18271
No.18272
>>18270
Y-you're not gonna go selling those are you?
No.18273
I did something, is it woth doing something els?
No.18274
>>18271
now we know den's fetish
No.18275
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>18273
* love nyano
No.18276
>>18272
Oh please, I have far better things to do with them than selling.
>>18271
Kinky.
No.18277
>>18273
>Nui
Very good! Yes, more would be cool! Especially Nonon :^)
No.18278
>>18273
THAT LOOKS pretty cute
damn caps lock
No.18279
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18276
I offer my roll x$10!
No.18280
>>18279
This is because you gave yours away the other day, isn't it?
No.18281
>>18279
K-Krystal! What would you want with my underwear?!
No.18282
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18276
>>18277
i was going to do one of us but i wanted you to rate it first~
No.18283
>>18279
10 dollars isn't gonna cut it babe.
>>18273
Yes, do Satsuki next!
No.18284
>>18280
Y-yes, I did give mine away… but that's not why…
>>18281
*blushes and runs back to work*
No.18285
>>18279
W-what do you want with our underwear?
No.18286
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>18283
100 x what I roll, plus I'll throw in an IOU.
No.18287
>>18286
Alei, you have Rosa's underwear, why do you need mine?
No.18288
>>18286
I'm not selling Ramona's panties!
THEY'RE MINE NOW! Not even 1000 dollars will convince me to part with them!
No.18289
>>18288
I'll trade them for a kiss!
No.18290
>>18288
M-maybe we can take a look at them together, later…
No.18291
>>18288
what if panties for panties trade?
No.18292
>>18289
No dice! I have your panties too y'know!
>>18290
Maybe…
>>18291
Who's panties?
No.18293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18290
This is really the only thing I thought of when you said that.
No.18295
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18287
I also have Krystals.
I think I'll start a trading card game with panties.
No.18296
>>18293
Heheh.
*runs back to work*
No.18297
The indecency is spreading. It is growing.
No.18299
>>18295
It needs to have a good name, like Panty-Oh!
No.18300
>>18297
>>18298
We must fight back against this degeneracy!
Everyone, get thee to a nunnery!
No.18302
>>18299
heeeheeeheeee….i laughed
No.18303
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>18297
>>18298
Rolling for Lux and Scarfu to combine into a Giant Spider Knight.
>>18299
PAN-TSU-OH.
No.18304
>>18301
Nope!
Get me Den's panties, then we'll talk.
No.18305
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>18300
Rolling to tackle and grope Den!
No.18306
>>18301
What was that??
>>18303
I am okay with this.
No.18308
>>18291
There will be no such thing.
No.18309
>>18304
can do~
>>18306
>>18307
w-what? I didn't say anything
No.18310
>>18297
Hey, Lux, this isn't where you're actually from, right? You just put that as a joke, right? I mean, there's no way it's actually true?
No.18311
>>18304
Impossible. I have no such garments!
>>18305
Literally rolling to evade!
>>18310
You gotta problem with Bulgaria?
No.18312
>>18310
Call me a liar, but ever since I saw you, I was convinced you were Bulgarian as well.
No.18313
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
LET THE CRUSADES BEGIN!
>>18311
Rolling to protect Den's undergarments and take them for myself.
No.18314
>>18311
BULLSHIT! I know underneath that manly exterior lies a pair of frilly, silky lace panties!
No.18315
>>18312
Oh god, this is fucking surreal. I haven't met another bulgarian online in years. Wait, what gave me away?
No.18316
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18311
You're not going anywhere!
Roll to pin Den down! Please don't fail me dice
No.18317
>>18315
Nothing. Absolutely nothing gave you away. I just… knew. It completely goes against logic and reason, but I was certain of it. It starts with seeing a few similarities between you and another person, then before you know it, it starts rapidly picking up pace. You see more and more in common with that person to an absurd degree.
No.18318
>>18317
lux has sixth sence
No.18320
>>18316
I must absc… evacu… get the hell outta here!
>>18314
It is absolutely impossible, for I am an elite commando!
No.18321
>>18320
You can't run forever!
No.18322
>>18317
Sharp instincts, I like that. Shame I didn't suspect a thing this time around.
No.18323
No.18324
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18320
ROLLING TO PINCER DEN IN! PANTSU FOR THE PANTSU GOD!
No.18325
No.18326
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>18324
RE-ROLL! RE-ROLL!
No.18327
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>18324
Let's form an alliance.
Take my power!
No.18328
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>18324
>>18326
Shameful.
Since Den got away…
Roll to steal Ramonas new pair of pantsu!
No.18329
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Rolling to end the lewd.
No.18330
>>18321
It doesn't need to be forever, just longer than you can run!
>>18324
>>18326
>>18327
I have escaped.
No.18331
Sometimes I think we go overboard with the rolling.
No.18333
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>18331
Rolling to stop the rolling
No.18334
>>18322
It is all about recognising abstract patterns subconsciously. I'm certain you do it at times too.
No.18335
>>18331
I think the lewd has a hand in it.
>>18333
Nice one.
No.18337
>>18333
It can't be helped.
No.18340
Why do I always return from doing something confused and worried?
No.18341
>>18334
I do it all the time, that's why it's a shame it didn't click for me this once. I'll write it down as 1 - 0 for Lux.
No.18342
>>18334
Lux's attentiveness, borne from a sense of kindness is peerless.
No.18343
>>18340
I pronounce the filename for that image like I was Arnold Schwarzenegger and it cracks me up every time.
No.18345
>>18341
I could not have asked for a more flattering opponent.
No.18346
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>18344
ROLLING TO EVADE PANTSU CAPTURE
No.18347
>>18345
I'd normally protest but you seem to know all about flattery.
No.18348
| Rolled 23 (1d50) |
Alright nerds, to put your rolling to good use we're all gonna roll a D50 to decide how many pushups we do!
DON'T BITCH OUT EITHER.
No.18349
| Rolled 40 (1d50) |
>>18346
Guess you'll just have to go without~
>>18348
H-here i go
No.18350
| Rolled 22 (1d50) |
>>18348
I will bitch out os hard!
No.18351
| Rolled 21 (1d50) |
>>18348
But I can't do push-ups…
No.18352
| Rolled 24 (1d50) |
>>18348
Just 1.
No.18353
No.18354
| Rolled 26 - 20 (1d50) |
>>18348
*bitches out and bites her lip*
No.18355
| Rolled 25 (1d50) |
>>18348
I may be be kinda feeble looking from the waist up, but I can do more than just 50 push-ups!
No.18356
| Rolled 30 + 50 (1d50) |
>>18348
Just 50? That's my minimum.
Speaking of…
No.18357
>>18356
Nobody was gonna be bothered do more than 50 let's be honest.
No.18358
ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE
No.18359
>>18347
My remarks are never undeserved and never insincere!
>>18348
I'll just do fifty.
No.18360
>>18358
oh shit I need to bitch out harder!
No.18361
No.18362
| Rolled 66 (1d100) |
>>18348
Only 50?
No.18363
| Rolled 6 (1d50) |
>>18358
Already done.
No.18364
What is wrong with you all
No.18365
>doing regular pushups for reps unironically
At least do them on your fists or something, anything.
No.18366
Since a few of you seem to think you're billy big bollocks, you're going to do the 50 THEN I WANT 150 MORE MOTHERFUCKERS
FUCK YOU
No.18367
Ugh, maybe I should start hitting the gym. I didn't think I'd actually have trouble with that even though I work outdoors.
>>18365
That's how I do them, I thought people called that edgy or something.
No.18368
>>18366
That would be four sets of fifty. To make things more interesting, I propose three caveats. Choose one:
a) Clap after each one
b) Do them with one hand behind your back
c) Do them all on your knuckles
No.18369
>>18364
Get fit Bossu. Ocelot senpai won't notice you if you got noodle arms.
No.18370
Next up is rolling a 15 which will decide how many minutes you have to run a 1.5
Anything under 8 minutes gets a +1:30 modifier.
No.18371
>>18370
Have mercy, i'm just a weak NEET
No.18372
>>18369
I am fit.
I have to be considering I play Basketball
No.18373
>>18371
FUCK YOU, SOME PEOPLE SEEMED TO THINK I WAS TOO SOFT WITH THE PUSHUPS SO WE'RE KICKING IT UP A NOTCH.
You will also CHANT MY NAME whilst you run!
No.18374
>>18373
naaah I am not doing any of that
No.18375
>>18373
I'll chant your name all the time.
No.18376
>>18374
Do you want to be DISCIPLINED?!
>>18375
Good, you get a promotion!
No.18377
>>18373
DAMN IT
If you want me to yell your name i'm sure we can come up with another, more fun, activity~
No.18378
No.18379
>>18372
I have noodle arms and even I did the pushups!
Does that mean I'm cooler than Bossu?
No.18380
>>18373
I'll run 2km chanting your name~!
If it's in your direction and at the end you're there
No.18381
No.18382
No.18383
| Rolled 38 (1d50) |
I DID THE PUSHUPS! MY ARMS HURT BUT I DID THEM! D-did I do good Amity?
No.18384
>>18383
It seems to me you've 38 left.
No.18385
>>18376
A promotion, huh.
Amity~
Amity~
Amity~
No.18386
>>18384
lux please thats too cruel
No.18387
>>18383
38 MORE OR THE RUN!
GO GO GO!
No.18388
No.18389
>>18379
It means you did 25 pushups and therefore earned the accolade of "A little more in shape than my fat 13 year old brother".
No.18390
>>18389
Assertive Amity is prime kidnapping material.
No.18391
No.18392
>>18390
Definitely, she should be assertive more often.
No.18393
>>18381
C-can I still say that I'm cool?
>>18389
I'll take that!
No.18394
>>18389
I-I can do only 22
No.18395
>>18387
OK OK I DID IT! I know I'm out of shape but geez, that hurt! I don't even have that much room to do pushups anyway but I did it!
No.18396
>>18393
But you're already cool
No.18397
>>18392
Being assertive only works when people do what I say and somehow I doubt anyone actually went out to run a mile and a half.
>>18394
THEN YOU KEEP DOING EM UNTIL YOU CAN DO 32
THEN 42
THEN 52
You get the deal.
>>18395
Good girl, I knew these were the panties of a hard worker!
No.18399
| Rolled 12 (1d50) |
>>18307
S2 when
Alright, seems like the thread took a turn for /fit/ while I was gone. Rolling for pushups.
Also my little brother wants me to go out running with him in the rain. After seeing this thread, I guess I've got no choice huh
No.18400
| Rolled 32 (1d50) |
>>18399
Weak. Rolling again. Results add up.
No.18401
>>18397
I know but god dman if I start I will forget
No.18402
>>18399
you're gonna get a wet t-shirt from that
No.18403
No.18404
>>18399
>>18400
Lisa never disappoints. You are the best.
No.18405
From the sound of things, I wonder how many pushups were done with correct form and without momentum in this whole thread. Maybe 5 or so.
No.18406
>>18403
If you're going running roll a d15 for your time limit.
No.18407
>>18405
Don't be so goddamn negative, personally I'm surprised people got off their asses to do anything.
Besides you need to be retarded to fuck a pushup.
No.18408
| Rolled 13 (1d15) |
>>18402
>implying I'll be wearing a tee while running in the warm rain in the secluded forest during summer
>>18406
Alright, rolling. Is that minutes or what.
No.18409
>>18397
T-thank you, A-Amity Can I get a hug?
No.18410
>>18408
Yeah, minutes assuming a mile and a half.
It takes 9:40 to get into the British Paras so if you get better than that you're pretty badass.
No.18411
>>18409
*hugs*
N-now get back to work…!
No.18412
| Rolled 8 (1d25) |
Rollan!
No.18413
>>18392
>>18390
Yes, this impassioned display is alluring…
>>18397
But attempting to assert through force ineffectively is adorable!
No.18414
>>18408
>shirtless
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
No.18415
>>18413
It's not my fault we're on the internet, Den!
CONSIDER YOURSELF DEMOTED, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!
No.18416
| Rolled 99 (1d100) |
Fug this, rolling for number of minutes to be a lazy fug.
No.18417
>>18412
Hardcore, the most hardcore of them all.
No.18419
>>18408
>>18410
Alright. 13 minutes for 2 km. Should be doable if I'm still in the shape I was last time I ran a 5km circuit.
I'll be out exercising! Be back later. You peoples always have a way of making things interesting huh?
No.18420
>>18416
i say this is my roll as well
No.18421
| Rolled 13 (1d100) |
>>18416
Now here's something i can get behind!
No.18422
No.18427
>>18417
It's a lot for me! If I had something or someone to hold my marshymallows whilst I did them, it wouldn't be so strenuous!!
No.18428
>>18415
Not possible, I outrank you!
I am now Supreme Archlord Illustrator Master King Den Plus!
And you may be my queen!
No.18430
>>18427
I'll be happy to hold those for you!
No.18432
>>18427
Oh dear. On one hand, my favourite couple partaking in activities together. On the other hand - That is so obscene!
No.18433
>>18428
Th-that's not how it w-works!
I'm Master Commander Sergeant Petty Chief Staff Officer Lieutenant 5 Star Admiral Amity!
No.18434
>>18430
Get away from my Mallow of Marsh!
>>18432
I-it's n-not supposed to be obscene! A couples activity you say? Hmm~
No.18435
>>18434
mallow of marsh? give me some!
No.18436
>>18433
More adornments, but they are all low ranking - none of them match my level of authority! You could however add "Queen of Scotland" to that lengthy title once I conquer your country and make you mine!
Afterwards, I will move on to conquer other lands. Next target: Bulgaria, so that I can also make Lux my queen! I will be the king of the world with a waifu in charge of each country!
No.18437
>>18434
I'll do whatever it takes~
No.18438
>>18436
Alright fine, but you better get me a nice dress and a big fucking diamond on a ring to match!
No.18439
Why diamond? There are so many gemstones out there that radiate more beauty.
No.18440
>>18436
A valiant enterprise, but I won't be allowing that!
No.18441
>>18439
I wasn't aware Aleister was a gemstone.
No.18442
No.18443
>>18438
It will be more than one mere dress and one simple diamond! A wardrobe so vast that the number of high class dress with occupy a mansion to bursting! Gems of all hues that outnumber the grains of sand on the nearest shore!
>>18440
Bah, rather than attempting to stop you on your long-planned conquest over the world, I will simply conquer the world first… and conquer you, Lux!
No.18445
No.18446
>>18442
The fate of this world belongs in my hands alone!
>>18443
Take heed, for you might end up a victim of your own hubris!
No.18447
>>18437
Fight to the death it is!
>>18435
No way hosey! They are miiiine!
>>18441
>Charisma Level: MAX
No.18448
>>18447
j-just one please?
No.18449
So who's side will you all join for the war?
>>18447
Right?
No.18450
>>18447
You'd give me some though, wouldn't you~?
No.18451
>>18446
I always take care to not think beyond my own ability. To lose sight of myself for even a moment is something I would forever admonish. I seek the counsel of those who would stand by my side, for I know I can't take over the world by myself. Join me, Lux, we shall rule together in eternal peace and love!
No.18452
| Rolled 24 (1d100) |
>>18448
*gives Weird a bag of marshmallows*
Don't eat em all at once now, okay?
No.18453
>>18452
yay! *kisses sy's cheek and noms marshmallows*
No.18454
>>18451
I'll be thinking that one through. In a dream involving planetary conquest and absolute dominion. It sounds delightful.
Goodbye, everyone! I hope you have a great day!
Go to bed, Rebis. Don't be unhealthy, it's beneath you
No.18455
No.18456
>>18454
Good night, future Galactic Queen Lux.
No.18457
No.18458
No.18459
No.18461
>>18447
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
That's two fights to the death we have scheduled now
No.18462
>>18448
Well I have two so I gue– Hey wait! No way! You have your own mashy mallows!
>>18450
W-why does everyone want my plumpy lumpies?!
>>18454
Nighty night!
No.18463
No.18464
No.18466
Goooooood afternoon people!!!
How's everyone doin on this fine day?
No.18467
>>18466
Afternoon Styles! I'm doing pretty good, yourself?
No.18468
>>18466
Pretty well, how about you?
No.18469
No.18470
>>18466
very tired…my stomach's been acting up all day
No.18471
>>18466
Hey there sis, I'm alright.
How are you, did you sleep well?
No.18472
>>18466
*with stuffed mouth full of marshmallows* hewwo auntie shtules
No.18473
>>18450
>>18448
I hear rudeness involving marshmallows!
No.18474
>>18473
marshmellows do sound good…
No.18475
>>18473
*hides marshmallows* what marshmallows?
No.18476
>>18467
>>18468
>>18471
Pretty good……
Stayed up till 7am playing EM and watching crappy horror films…….Only woke up a couple of hours ago…….So there that lol.
>>18470
What's up Kai? Did you eat something bad?
>>18469
>>18472
Hey girls.
No.18477
>>18462
Hello, Karol. I missed your return, so I'm taking this chance to say, "Weclome Back!"
>>18466
Good day, Styles. You're as lively as ever. I'm doing just fine, myself.
No.18478
>>18466
STYLES-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
*runs up and gives you a hug*
No.18479
>>18476
yyyaawwnnn…i think i might've…i gotta go and get a hair cut irl and go to a movie later too… either way i don't feel like doing much of anything…*lies down and groans*
>>18478
>>18477
welcome back you too, not sure when ya got on
No.18480
>>18476
You really went all out last night.
No.18481
>>18477
>>18478
Hey there you two.
>>18473
I have Weird a bag of marshmallows…
>>18476
Broke your sleeping schedule again?
No.18482
>>18477
Good to hear!!
>>18478
*Hugs and spins around*
SENPAIIIIII~!!!!
I missed you!!!
No.18484
No.18485
>>18479
I got on an hour or so ago. I was skimming the general and a few other threads before lurking a bit here.
>>18481
Hello, Sy. Crash anymore lewds since last night?
No.18486
No.18487
>>18484
Have a nice sleep.
No.18488
No.18489
>>18479
Hmm……I know that feeling………I need a haircut as well……but considering my sleeping pattern, It might be a couple of days.
>>18480
Thanks Mr. Pimp-God~
;)
>>18481
That's what happens when you live in a different timezone to your loved ones……but I don't mind.
>>18484
Night Weird~
No.18490
No.18493
>>18473
My blueberry savior! *jumps on*
>>18476
Heya Styles!
>>18477
Aww, thank you Kerry!
No.18494
No.18495
>>18485
That was golden.
>>18484
Sleep well Weird
>>18489
*hugs*
I know just how you feel sis.
No.18496
>>18489
yeah i understand all of those feelings styles, all too well…
No.18498
No.18499
>>18498
I'm good, and yourself?
No.18500
>>18499
Also good! Just doing some work on CCRPV if anyone wants to check it out~ We might be able to get it all started tomorrow if we're lucky! This being said, the idea behind it is that it can function all the time, and doesn't require everyone to be awake at the same times~
Aside from being good, I'm now drinking. RIP
No.18502
>>18500
can i get some help with finishing up my card after thats set up? it seems complexed atm
No.18503
>>18454
Huh, I was away for a while but apparently I've become part of Lux' list of people to put to sleep.
No.18504
Damn laptoaster……..
Can't even handle a childrens game……
No.18505
>>18502
Sure thing! Come on to the thread and I'll help you with whatever you need~
>>18504
D E L E T E T H I S
No.18507
>>18505
Why?
What's wrong with it?
No.18508
Phew, I got most of my work done, I even managed to get to the post office and the bank.
I was worried the weather was going to stay incredibly cold and super, super windy all day but luckily the clouds cleared up and the weather warmed up a little so I got to enjoy a nice, long, pleasant walk~
No.18509
>>18508
yyyaawwnnnn…sounds lovely dear *lying down*
No.18510
>>18507
because it looks like a graphics card had a seizure and a stroke all at once!!
No.18513
>>18509
-nod nod nod-
The sun came right out and cleared the dreary overcast away. It was sooo windy this morning, like unwalkable windy.
No.18515
>>18504
I can your laptop screaming.
No.18516
>>18493
-jumped on- Always to protect Strawberry Marshmallows~ <3
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No.18519
>>18516
Onee-Sama, how lewd~
No.18521
No.18522
>>18521
>this whole thread
No.18526
>>18522
That .gif, please!
No.18530
>>18529
I quit cos I knew I'd get salty if I lost after stomping you all :^)
No.18531
>>18529
YEMI I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO PAY YOU BACK FOR THIS SOMEHOW
No.18532
Plastic sheeting should not be so damn heavy to carry up and down stars. That and the fact that it's 97°F/36°C outside doesn't bode well.
No.18533
>>18529
>100% Orange Juice
No.18539
No.18541
>>18533
>>18529
That game will destroy friendships.
No.18543
>>18541
I can't even play it……..
My laptop isn't good enough.
No.18544
>>18539
Welcome to the southeast!
No.18546
I am shamed.
I managed the 44 push ups, but I couldn't take 13 minutes. Ended up on 15:37 minutes on 2 km. This is my worst time in years.
Sure, I took a swim across the lake at the halfway point, but that's not an excuse.
I shall accept any punishment you deem necessary for this.
No.18548
>>18546
Let's me clean off your sweat.
No.18549
>>18546
how about you just clean yourself off and get some cloths on?
No.18550
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>>18546
THE PUNISHMENT IS Oh well, at least you tried!
No.18554
>>18546
YOU'RE GETTING SMOKED IN THE SAND PIT LATER ON MOTHERFUCKER WE DONT PISS AROUND IN THIS LADIES ARMY
No.18556
>>18548
Th-that's ah, acceptable I guess.
>>18549
That's not punishment at all.
>>18550
But I failed! I fucked up! I really, truly thought I'd be able to do it and I failed! I can't get lax with my own body especially since I let everything else I do be half assed so this is completely unacceptable.
>>18554
I-what?
No.18557
>>18554
Can I just be like the cook or something?
>>18556
Exactly!
No.18559
>>18556
i'm not one for punishing for something like this
now yemi on the other hand…eh i'll get over it within an hour
No.18560
>>18556
Jumping jacks! Gimme 50 jumping jacks!
>>18557
Even the chefs need to do PT, Alei.
No.18562
>>18556
I'm not really one for punishing those who try, as long as you did try then there's no point in a punishment. You did your best! No harm in coming up short!
No.18563
>>18560
Give me an easy job.
No.18566
>>18563
Clean the bathrooms or roll for your pushups, nerd!