No.19379[Last 50 Posts]
Alien Defense Edition
Don't believe Lisa's lies.
No.19381
>>19379
Rebis, thank god…. my radar picked something up check this out!
No.19382
>>19381
So that's why Lisa has been away for so long!
No.19385
No.19386
>>19382
>>19384
I've called for typhoons, 2 mins out!
SHIT ITS SEEN ME!
No.19387
>>19386
Relax, we'll just have to do it the old fashioned way.
I wish I could set up holding a gun properly in this thing.
No.19388
>>19386
Sorry, only got A-10s.
No.19390
>>19388
>>19384
Oh god, it shot down the aircraft!
No.19393
Good morning my lovelies!
I just slaughtered an entire box of strawberries~
How's everyone doing this fine day? ~~
Also, I should be making the first ccrpv thread in a little while if anyone wants to pop in for chill roleplay~
No.19395
>>19393
Evening. Seems like Nyano's about to get abducted and dissected.
No.19396
>>19393
sounds neat, i'll try to join it as soon as i can
>only an entire box
not bad tho~
No.19397
Good afternoon my lovelies~
How's everyone feeling today?
Have I missed anything lewd~?
>>19393
Morning Karol~
I'm liking the top.
No.19398
Hiya you people. Aleister, you got a second?
>>19386
>>19390
Whatever this is I have nothing to do with it.
No.19399
>>19397
Hey there sis, did you break your schedule again?
No.19400
>>19398
Yes, feel free to get ahold of me.
No.19401
Thanks. It's short.
I-I'd like to apologize for calling you a jerk earlier. I was under a lot of pressure and I shouldn't have snapped like that. I'm sorry.
No.19402
>>19394
B o n j o u r
>>19395
Nyano is invincible so I doubt even Ayylmaolian scalpels can hope to dissect her!
>>19396
I destroyed an entire crate not too long ago! I felt very ill afterwards!
>>19397
Salut Styles! M e r c i, it's fairly hot even though it's the evening so I have to dress appropriately!
No.19403
>>19399
Nah, I'm good now, It's only 9:48pm here.
I just came back from watching Jurassic world with a friend……
No.19404
>>19401
Ah, no that is my fault. I shouldn't have tried to run off with you like that.
No.19405
>>19393
>no pics on mobile
JUST
No.19406
>>19403
Yemi stayed up all night waiting for you to come online.
No.19407
>>19402
>entire crate
now your talking my language, totally worth it!
No.19408
>>19405
You could always take a selfie…..
No.19409
>>19397
STYLES-CHAN!!!
*tackles you with a hug*
I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU!!
*cuddles with you on the floor*
<3
No.19410
>>19397
Helloo Styles!
>>19398
Hellooo Lisa!
>>19402
Helloooo Strawb… Karol!
No.19411
>>19406
I know, and I feel bad about it.
That's why I've decided to stay up with her until she falls asleep.
If I knew, I wouldn't have gone out…..I didn't even message her before I left.
No.19412
>>19404
A-alright. You're not mad?
>>19402
Hi Karol! How are you?
>>19403
Welcome back Styles! Someone has been missing you!
>>19409
Ah, you noticed.
No.19413
>>19410
Hi den! Watcha clicking?
No.19414
>>19412
I couldn't be mad at you, you're too cute for that.
No.19416
>>19409
Gah-!!
SENPAI!!!
I missed you too!! Sorry for making you wait for me……If I had known I would have messaged you before I left.
*Hugs*
No.19417
>>19407
Woop woop! Pity that cherries are so expensive mind you~
>>19410
Hullo! I am not a fruit! If you eat me you won't get any such nutrients!
>>19412
I'm pretty dandy! Yourself?
No.19418
Yes the tanks have arived, here we go!
No.19419
>>19417
K..k..karol-strawberry-okasan! -jumps hugs-
<3
No.19420
>>19414
[blushing intensifies]
>>19417
Good! Much better now. Been a pretty up-and-down crazy day today!
No.19423
>>19418
Glad they helped.
Make sure to grab me some undamaged bodies.
>>19420
No.19424
>>19418
>that face
>that shooting
I'm dying.
No.19426
I have returned from my adventure! How's everyone doing this evening?
No.19427
>>19416
That doesn't matter! You're here now, and I'm happy. Heck, I'm so full of joy that I don't even feel tired anymore.
*continues to cuddle on the floor with you*
No.19428
>>19418
oh my god kek
>>19426
What adventures was that? Also welcome back!
No.19429
>>19426
alright i guess, might not be going to the movies today either
No.19430
>>19425
Looks like Nyano has everything under control, let's talk about something lewd instead.
No.19431
>>19427
>tfw no Senpai cuddles…
No.19432
>>19427
You're too good to me Yemi-senpai~
<3
No.19434
>>19403
I hope it was better than the last Jurassic Park movie.
No.19435
>>19428
Adventures of adventuring! I had to do some Environmental Science work, but that just sounds so boring, doesn't it?
>>19429
That's not good Kai, would you like some cake or something to cheer you up?
No.19436
>>19434
It was okay you know……..the ending was a kinda deus ex machina…..but other than that, I enjoyed it.
No.19437
>>19419
O-oh my! -cradles you- What an excitable blueberry!
>>19420
Busy busy? Well take it easy and relax with all the wonderfuls~
>>19425
That's very cool, I love it
>>19426
Doing well! Did you slay any dragons?
No.19438
>>19435
i would love to have some of Ramona's best cake!~
*noms and scarfs down the tasty dish*
No.19439
>>19435
Actually I'm curious, what does that entail?
>>19437
I plan to! It's going to be very easy now that such a refined presence is here to keep tabs on things~
No.19440
>>19436
At the very least it sounds like an improvement over the last one, glad to hear you enjoyed it.
No.19441
>>19430
No i do not have this under control!
No.19442
>>19437
I wish! Just lots of work, but I'm near the end of it now!
>>19438
Yay! There's more where that came from if you want it!
>>19439
Some of it's chemistry, like making Aspirin and stuff, other parts geography, and some of it's reading through UN documents, it's fun at times, but at others it's the absolute worst, luckily I have music on me most of the time to make things go faster!
No.19443
>>19441
DIE SUPERMUTANT SCUM!!!!! I mean…ALIEN DIRTBAGS!!!
No.19444
>>19442
Yay! i'll take all you give me! *accepts cake and chews and gulps it all down*
No.19445
File: 1435180717457.jpg (609.39 KB, 1930x1837, 1930:1837, IMG_20141218_145440_608.jpg)
Back from work. My little shih tzu killed a rabbit as soon as I let him out. Ferocious beast.
No.19446
>>19444
Woah! Don't eat so fast, you might give yourself a stomach ache!
No.19448
>>19441
Looks like you're in your element Nyano!
>>19442
huh, I can certainly see that. Cool! The parts about making stuff sounds fun!
>>19445
Hi Eliza!
No.19449
>>19448
Hello person I'm not quite acquainted with yet.
No.19450
>>19446
s-sorry…i can't help it when you make the best cakes~
No.19451
>>19441
>>19443
Seems pretty SNAFU to me!
No.19452
>>19449
Ah, we haven't greeted yet? I'm Lisa! Hi!
No.19453
>>19450
Aww, sorry Kai, I didn't mean it like that! *hugs* I just know that if you eat too fast it hurts like hell, and I wouldn't want to put someone through that!
No.19455
Shhh, don't wake the Yemi
No.19456
>>19454
sleep well yemi~
>>19453
*huuuugs ramona tightly* true, i'll try to eat your wonderful desserts slower~
No.19457
>>19454
S-senpai?!?
*Shakes*
Don't fall asleep on me yet, It's too early!! You'll ruin your sleeping pattern!!
No.19458
>>19452
I go by Eliza. I'm not really into the role play that some people are, but I do the Maid RPG with others. Sorry if I don't direct much attention to you or others, I prefer to do things by myself.
I could show you my avatar, at the very least. Sorry if I sound snooty, by the way.
No.19460
No.19465
>>19454
Night Yemi!
>>19456
A-are they really that good? Everyone else doesn't seem to like them…
No.19466
>>19457
Huh, what?
*yawn*
I feel asleep? I-I said I was going to fall asleep when you did…
Wh-what time is it?
*checks clock to see it's only 2pm*
Oh….
No.19468
>>19466
*Hugs*
You can go to sleep if you want to, any amount of time I spend with you is enough for me.
<3
No.19469
>>19451
>>19443
We did it, we fought them off.
, we should find why they're here ASAP!
Next time we may not be so lucky!
No.19470
>>19465
well I really love them, i can tell you make them with love and friendship~
also some really nice suger~
No.19472
>>19451
I made it onto the ship!!!!
No.19473
>>19470
Well, I try an- Wait Kai why did you take your shirt off?
No.19476
>>19468
Nu uh.
I got energy to spare, that was just……a test! Yes, a test to see what would happen if I were to fall asleep. Everyone failed, but Styles-chan!
No.19477
>>19472
Wait your on that thing!
Whatever your doing hurry up, its about to be blown appart!
No.19478
>>19476
Mmmmmm…….
*Hugs tighter*
No.19479
>>19473
i just post random pictures in the general as long as the face matches my mood
only in presific threads to my clothing matter to my posts
>>19476
you calling me a failure?
No.19480
>>19472
Fucking Nurai, you are a batshit crazy badass in my canon from now on.
No.19481
>>19460
I am what I am. I'm plain and that's that. Plain and boring.
No.19483
>>19479
Ah, that's fair enough! Thought you were gonna try and lewd me or something… More cake?
No.19484
>>19483
with pleasure!
…i wasn't thinking of lood at that moment…*slowly savors the yummy cake~*
No.19486
 | Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>19478
Really!
*roll for lying*
>>19479
I'm not calling you a failure! You just didn't….pass. That's all. Here, you get a gold sticker!
*sticks a gold star on Kai's cheek*
No.19487
>>19484
Well… that's good! Lewd is bad! Holding hands and cuddling is very lewd and will be punished!
No.19488
>>19477
It won't be blown apart from the outside Nyano!!! It must be destroyed from the INSIDE!!!!!!
*shoots up some things*
DIE YOU LITTLE GREEN FUCKS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.19489
>>19486
yay gold sticker!
alrighty apparently i can still make it to the movies so i'll be doing that, bye everyone, thank you Lisa for listening to me
>>19487
oh dear, well i'll be glad to eat your cooking again later!
No.19494
>>19458
Hey, no worries! Some are really social and some chill. I don't mind. I'm here if you want to talk about anything, and if not you can just watch the daily going ons, there's always something happening here. Glad to meet you!
also you are qt. nice necklace!
>>19475
Aleister sometimes you scare me.
>>19488
holy shit
No.19495
>>19480
Thanks Rebis, but now is no time for complimen- OH SWEET STARS AND STRIPES!!!!! AMBUSSSSH!!!!!!!!!!!
*rattatatatatatata*
YOU'RE NOT PROBING ME YOU ABOMINATIONS!!!!!
No.19496
>>19495
>Sweet stars and stripes
oh god my siiides
No.19497
>>19495
We're giveing it everything we've got from out here!
No.19499
>>19498
Based den strikes again
No.19500
>>19487
Agreed, I wish the others would think like you…
No.19502
No.19503
>>19498
You look so mysterious.
It's like that brief side view they show of a new challenger right before they disappear, and you're left wondering if you'll see them again.
No.19507
>>19498
Eliza-chan, a cutie.
No.19510
>>19494
¿noʎ uǝʇɥƃᴉɹɟ I op 'ɐsᴉ˥ ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ɐ s,ʇɐɥM ¿pǝɹɐɔS
No.19513
>>19498
Oh Based Den, what will you bless us with next?!
No.19517
>>19510
A-Aleister?! Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-
Y-yes you do please stop please
No.19518
>>19497
*breathing heavily*
I managed to…*mic cuts in and out* some of them but….on their way….mainframe…damaged….my ammo low…ship losing power….hear them….if I die…..Koto-senpai….my cum in the cake…..regret nothing!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gun fire. mic cuts out. A big explosion comes from the ship*
No.19520
>>19518
>Koto-senpai….my cum in the cake
No.19525
>>19518
>Koto-senpai….my cum in the cake
No.19526
>>19518
You did your country proud, vault-dweller.
>Cum in cake
I can't stop giggling
No.19527
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Myeep, myeep!!
(rolls for first attack)
No.19529
No.19530
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>19527
(rolling for counter and ship crash)
DIE YOU SCUM!!!!
No.19531
>>19530
Way to go girl
Hope thats got escape pods, we have a nuke on the way!
No.19541
>>19531
God damn , i hope she made it out of that…
F
No.19543
>>19530
my hotspot internet is actually pretty good now, rejoice.jpg
No.19546
HEre's your body….War, war never changes…..
No.19547
>>19546
>returns from the carnage with less clothing
No.19548
>>19546
You did good nurai you did good
No.19549
>>19546
Thank god……..
Where'd your clothes go?
No.19550
>>19546
*salutes*
You did us proud, Nurai-chan…
No.19551
No.19552
>>19547
It's like discarding broken armor plating. A very practical defensive system! And the less armor, the more lithe, flexible and speedy Nurai can be!
No.19553
>>19546
YOU WONDERFUL PERSON I WILL HUG YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
No.19555
>>19546
Nurai, I'm glad you made it out of there unharmed…
No.19557
>>19546
FANTASTIC, NURAI!
I'll take this to the lab right away.
No.19558
>>19498
Based den does it again.
No.19559
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>>19552
Proof that being lewd can save your life.
No.19560
But cute girls do…through the aliens they kill.
No.19562
No.19579
>>19576
She appears to be missing the belts that go along with her zippers.
No.19581
>>19576
None. Rise best girl confirmed!
No.19582
No.19583
No.19584
No.19585
>>19576
She looks like she's mutating into a Resident Evil monster.
No.19593
Okay then…….It seems to me like the thread is getting kinda quiet.
So as always in these trying times……..Who wants to play some epic mafia again?
No.19594
>tfw I'm terrible at /ccrpv/
No.19595
>>19593
I'd love to, but Armored Warfare is up for the next few hours.
No.19597
>>19593
I'm always ready to play epicmafia. :^)
No.19599
No.19605
I've made a game for 7, get in here!!
https://epicmafia.com/game/4168754
No.19608
>>19604
That's the reason I don't live in freedomland
No.19619
>Internet keeps fucking up during epic mafia.
No.19622
Who are we shooting?! I want to join in!
No.19625
>>19623
Epic Mafia! CCRPV!
No.19629
>>19622
Is that Paciencia you're using?
No.19630
No.19633
>>19632
I would join, but I can't multi-task EM and CCRPV.
No.19636
I feel like shit. Barely a mile and a half in 20 minutes. It's going to be a long road to getting trim.
No.19638
>>19636
Don't give up! Every road gotta start somewhere!
No.19641
No.19646
>>19637
I have to say……you draw bodies really, really good.
No.19647
>>19547
>>19548
>>19549
>>19550
>>19552
>>19553
>>19555
>>19559
Thank you everyone! It's my honor to kill alien vagrants for my country!
And there's no way to make the clothes look all torn and burnt up on kisekae :3
No.19648
>>19637
I love this so much Den! Thank you!
No.19650
>>19636
Just keep going. You'll get better and better and feel like a total badass as perseverance pays off.
>>19637
Hell yes.
No.19651
>>19637
REJOICE!
Fantastic work, Den. And like Style's said, you draw bodies very nicely~
No.19654
No.19657
>>19555
Thank you Father Kotomine-senpai. I may be physically unharmed but mentally I may never be the same….I hope you didn't hear what I said about the cake….now it's back into the waste with me….there are more things to kill….
(Honestly I'm going to get something to eat! See y'all later! This thread was fun!)
No.19664
I am somewhat hoping that people in CCRPV will take to calling me as simply "The Mayor".
No.19667
>>19637
Nice work Den!
>>19664
That lack of trigger discipline is triggering.
No.19668
>>19664
>>19667
>That lack of trigger discipline is triggering.
No.19670
>>19667
>about to open a can of fucking whoopass on a bunch of wankers
>trigger discipline
top kek
No.19686
I dozed off for awhile there…
No.19688
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>19686
Sounds like a prime opportunity to be surprise hugged.
No.19689
>>19686
*I run up and give you a big hug*
Senpai!!
No.19690
>>19686
Nothing to feel ashamed about.
No.19692
>>19688
*hugs both*
…..yup
Sorta still tired…
No.19695
Back, anyone still playing mafia?
Also den
>that nurai pic
No.19697
>>19692
*holds out hands*
One for me too? Tired people unite!
No.19701
>>19699
Come out to play, Den.
No.19703
>>19699
Den just sleeps and sneaks around on the fringes of /ccrp/, carefully observing everything, and stealthily leaving drawings behind where people will find them.
It's pretty cool.
No.19706
>nurai in the fallout character creator when
No.19707
>>19699
If I come out to play, will you?
Also you know that under the couch is MY DOMAIN!
No.19710
No.19713
>>19709
Feels like a Scooby Snack or something is needed to lure him out.
No.19714
I wonder if instead of change being down the side of the sofa
there's scarps of lewd
No.19716
>>19709
I'll come back there for you if I have to.
No.19721
>>19718
It's okay. I'll just go.
No.19722
>>19718
You're killing me.
No.19723
>>19718
Come out of your den Den!
No.19724
>>19718
How about a hug?
>>19723
kek
No.19726
>>19718
It's fine. I'm going to continue looking up why buying weighted clothing is a silly idea, even though I want to be like Goku.
No.19731
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>19718
That's it, here I come.
No.19733
>>19718
Next thing, his head will be peaking out between the couch sofa pads.
No.19738
back from age of Ultron, that was a fun movie!
so what did i miss?
No.19739
I wanted to ask, has anyone seen Scarfu since yesterday?
I'm worried about her……..
No.19740
>>19739
where she lives is having a bad thunder storm for anwhile, thats why
No.19741
>>19739
Storm bruh. Someone earlier posted that his internet died from a storm, maybe it was Scarfu?
No.19744
>>19738
You missed the beginning of CCRPV! But no worries! It runs 24/7 provided there's anyone to roleplay with~
>>19739
On that note, did Kiro get NTR'd out of existence?
No.19746
>>19741
Nah thats me, storm rekt my internet so im posting from mobile
No.19748
>>19746
But who are you, anonette?
No.19749
>>19745
Oh? Don't mind if I do.
*goes to take a seat*
No.19751
No.19752
>>19744
>ntr'd
>implying bossu isnt kiro
No.19754
>>19745
-leaps onto couch- !
*pomf*
"What are we going to do on the couch Den?"
No.19755
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>19745
Rolling for seat get.
No.19756
>>19740
I hope she's okay.
>>19744
That's mean…….She's probably just waiting for Scarf-chan to come back.
No.19757
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>19755
FUCK
No.19758
>>19755
This isn't Maid RPG, Kerry. We're not fighting over the chair.
No.19759
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>19755
Rolling to pull Kerry along with me to the couch.
No.19760
>>19756
I'm willing to bet she's alright and that your theory is more correct
No.19761
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
;-; RIP Kerry.
No.19763
>>19756
I don't know what happened you see! I just repeating what I've heard!
Probably still wasn't a very nice way to put it, I'm sorry ;~;
No.19764
>Time warner cable shuts off my internet
>Have to leave to goto a crime scene
>While Time Warner Cable is rubbing it's nipples being faggots I have to set up a makeshift desk with a mask on at the police station
>Come back to Kari being lewd as ever, Scarfy being taken away by a storm, and Nurai killing everyone to find me
I'm also appointing Nurai as Near, my successor, if I am to die again
>>19745
I guess I could rest.. *I sit down*
>>19752
No
>>19744
No
No.19765
No.19768
>>19765
It is good to be back in the world of the living..
>>19767
I don't like physical contact.
No.19769
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Rolling for den to make a lovely picture of me and Yemi~
Please……
>>19767
Hugs? Did you say……..HUGS?!?
HUUUUGS!!!!
No.19773
>>19767
Aww yeah, hug time.
*Hugs as many as he can*
No.19775
>>19773
>>19769
>>19767
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug* <3 i luv hugs
No.19776
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>19772
I got you.
I don't even need the love modifier.
No.19778
Never forget. Don't believe Lisa's lies.
No.19780
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>19767
Hugs for the hug god.
>>19774
Rolling to bring Eliza into the hug.
No.19781
>>19778
Thanks for her steam name.
No.19782
>>19780
Leave me out of this.
No.19783
>>19780
>>19782
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuug* the 9 speaks!
No.19784
>>19782
I'm sorry, did you not want to join?
*blocks off the escape with hug arms.
No.19785
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No.19786
>>19752
I mean I COULD log on as hot-pocket-chan and check, but I won't~
>>19764
L!
>>19767
Mexican hugging!!
No.19791
>>19785
Is that the eye of the behugger?
No.19793
>>19791
>eye of the behugger
We now have Den's theme song.
No.19797
>>19782
Your resistance makes me want to hug you more!
No.19798
>>19785
This is acceptable.
>>19778
Goddamnit Rebis
No.19799
>>19785
Don't touch me.
>>19786
Good evening to you too karol
No.19800
>>19799
also, glad to have you back
No.19802
>>19800
In all seriousness though, It's good to be back, I had to camp out at the police station while my internet was being fixed by Time Warner. I'm happy that no one tried to do anything to Scarfu while I was gone, but I'm a bit scared for her.
I'll take that hug, Den. And don't let L saying not to hug him to heart, he needs a push most time
No.19806
>>19793
It's good to have you back!
Sounds like you had a rough time there!
No.19807
>>19802
Welcome back. I thought you died.
No.19808
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>19802
Allow me to welcome you back to /ccrp/ with a surprise hug!
I really did miss you and Scarfu's antics. Welcome back.
No.19809
>>19785
No need to transform Hulk.
I'll hug you.
No.19810
>>19809
…also may i have my clothes back?
No.19811
I'm up at 5AM for two days in a row. Is this sleep deprivation?
No.19814
>>19811
The time is 03:57 am. I feel you.
In my case it's self-induced, because I just can't tear myself away from you people. Going to bed now.
No.19815
>>19811
>Pussykitten
e x p l a i n
No.19816
>>19814
But I haven't sung you to sleep yet.
>>19815
:^)
No.19817
>>19810
I'll give you your pants and shirt back in exchange for my pants and your panties.
No.19818
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>19811
I'm suddenly reminded of this. God help me.
And I understand your feelings. /ccrp/ and the heat combined have ruined my sleep schedule forever.
No.19821
>>19817
…..deal…those two put together cost more then my panties…
…where do i do this at?
No.19822
>>19816
G-god…Dammit Rebis
No.19823
>>19808
You know what, I don't care *Hugs back*
>>19814
>Implying that's bad
I had to stay up for two days at a desk, I didn't have an option to sleep.
I'M WAITING ON MUH HUG FROM YOU TOO, DEN!
No.19825
>>19821
Here is fine.
>>19822
Shocking!
No.19826
>>19825
…….i am not taking these off in public…*ducks into a changing booth and throws her pants and panties over it* alrighty….now mine…
No.19827
>>19826
I guess that was a little bold.
*Alei removes his hat of Pants and Scarf of shirt and peers into the curtain as he hands them over.*
I suppose I can take these panty pants off now and add them to my pocket.
No.19829
>>19827
>peers into the curtain
Now's your chance
No.19830
>>19827
thank you, glad to see you are a man of your word.
i didn't want to be stranded in there…
>>19829
nani?
No.19831
>>19827
Why do I get the feeling "hat of Pants and Scarf of shirt" aren't proper clothes at all……..
No.19832
>>19830
It's not like I would plan on making you walk around naked.
>>19829
My chance?
>>19831
It's a long story, but the end goal was getting Kai's panties before Amity.
No.19835
>>19832
To be honest, I thought it was an elaborate ruse to get her naked…….
How did you get her clothes anyway?
What have you two been up to?
No.19836
>>19832
…damn that was your end goal…i completely forgot…
ah well it's cheaper for me this way
>>19835
a good summery is that i'm a kind and nice girl.
No.19837
>>19835
I'm not really sure how it happened.
I also ended up with Kyokai's panties and a glove from Annon as well.
I think I just asked for them nicely?
No.19840
>>19836
That seems……..strange……..But I'm not one to prod.
>>19837
You really are a pimp aren't you?
Just so you know, you won't get anything from me.
No.19841
>>19836
You really are.
>>19840
After today and Monday I'm really starting to think I am. Either that or you're slowly trying to turn me into one.
But don't worry, I respect love for the most part.
No.19842
I'm back, did I miss anything?
No.19844
No.19845
>>19843
Hello kitty! *I pet you behind the ear*
No.19846
>>19843
Hi there.
>>19842
The world.
No.19847
>>19841
I've done nothing of the kind…..I'm just noticing the change in your behaviour and am simply calling it out.
>>19843
Hey Krystal~
No.19848
>>19843
hiii cute kitty *pets*
>>19841
thanks ale, you have no idea how reinforcing those words are
No.19849
>>19845
W-when did you come back from the dead~? We all thought you were dead, Aleister was the prime suspect!
>>19846
Hi hi~
>>19847
Hi hi~
No.19851
>>19844
>>19846
Welp.
>>19843
Hey there, how are you?
No.19852
>>19851
Good, thanks~ n_n
Just started in to the wine~
No.19855
>>19849
You're about to be eaten for doubting me.
>>19848
Always.
>>19847
I actually feel bad to admit that this always happens. I end up not being able to control my tongue and then growing lewd around me doesn't help. Just being called a pimp is a nail in the ever approaching coffin.
No.19856
>>19855
T-the cannibal thing r-really isn't my style…
No.19858
>>19855
hhaahhh, you're sweet
also if you do eat her, please let me have a share
No.19859
>>19856
˙ƎW O┴ ƎɹƎH ƎWOƆ ˙lɐʇsʎɹʞ 'ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs ll,ǝM
No.19860
>>19849
I had to do some stuff, but I'm back.
>>19855
Leave her alone with this cannibal fetish, Alei.
>>19859
No
No.19861
>>19855
My apologies then…….
It can't be helped being one of the only three males on the board.
No.19862
fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no
No.19863
>>19861
wait since when you were male?
shit i feel awful now
No.19864
>>19858
Oh course.
>>19860
Relax, I was actually teasing another kind of eating.
>>19861
I guess that wouldn't help.
>>19863
Rebis, Den, Me.
No.19866
>>19863
I'm not…..I do have a nice collection of toys though~
No.19867
>>19843
Target sighted
Hugging with extreme prejudice.
No.19868
>trying to beat Kai's campaign in OJ
>Poppo steals all my stars twice
>Tomomo kills me to seal the victory
I have no true emotion or picture to show how distraught I am right now.
No.19869
>>19860
Well it's good to have you back.
>>19864
I'm a girl, I just have a penis. I ride that wonderful title of trap
No.19871
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>19867
>roll to dodge and counter
No.19872
>>19869
Good enough for me.
No.19874
>>19869
Interesting…….We have a few people with that title now.
No.19875
>>19864
Oh… OH! *I bite my thumb* T-then as long as Krystal is in consent to that then go ahead
>Implying Den is a guy
On the inside he is a kawaii girl and you know it
>>19866
Jesus christ.. I don't even have anything like that and everyone on this board has dildos and shit..
>>19869
Thanks and it good to see y-
>spoiler tag
o..
No.19876
>>19868
i know that feeling
>>19871
nice one nerd
>>19864
awesome, maybe i can get along with you
>>19866
sorry then, i read it wrong
No.19877
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>19871
Target has grown weak from running. Hugging imminent. ETA to target in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
No.19878
>>19872
Good
>>19874
I've been trapping for a couple years
>>19875
<3
>>19876
>pic related
No.19880
>>19868
Truly the dark souls of board games
No.19881
>>19877
*Beep beep*
Incoming hug detected.
No.19883
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>19879
Target has been hugged.
Thunderous Applause
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
USA! USA! USA!
No.19884
>>19883
>Americans succesfully taking down the Canadians
No.19885
>>19883
*americlaps* congratulations
>>19878
i'mm bully the crap out of you, with hugs! *hug*
No.19888
Hey Anny, why is this bread so salty? It's really tasty, but super salty.
No.19889
This bread is really quite good. Bit salty mind you.
No.19890
>>19888
>>19889
Not this shit agian
No.19893
>>19890
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
No.19894
I think I finally got the rest I needed.
Oh look, Kiro is here…
Hiiiiiii, Kiro-chan~
No.19897
>>19894
Hope you slept well Yemi.
No.19901
>>19893
It's just Karol being a dummy.
>>19894
Hi, Yemi, how's life?
No.19903
>>19901
No clue wat ur talking aboot m8
No.19904
>>19894
HIIIII damn caps lock
>>19895
*thumbs up*
>>19896
well not sure what to do
No.19905
>>19898
Senpai will never notice me ;_;
No.19906
>>19875
>On the inside Den is a kawaii girl and you know it
Nope
No.19907
>>19896
>>19904
Don't you worry. Some lewd or crazy dice rolling will save the day.
No.19908
>>19897
I did~!
>>19898
Styles-chan <3
>>19901
Life's good. I found out how important sleeping is, and that I should never skip it.
>>19904
Hey.
No.19912
>>19903
Friend invite sent
No.19914
>>19908
I hope you had a nice nap, they can be very relaxing……..
No.19915
>>19908
Good, I had to learn that over the past days as well..
No.19917
Uh oh, my wine is running low!
I'm gonna need to grab another glass~
No.19918
>>19915
Oh, Kiro!
I think you missed it when I got knighted by Kerry and officially titled as "Pickle Slapper Aficionado", seen here as illustrated by Den.
No.19920
>>19918
You come near me with that and I'll beat you with it..
No.19921
>>19920
It's legitimately just a pickle.
No.19922
File: 1435201760424.png (Spoiler Image, 157.95 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, Den Dill pickle.png)
>>19920
Ominous, isn't it?
No.19923
>>19921
I HATE pickles, just smelling them makes me gag a bit.
No.19924
>>19923
You'll gag on this on, alright.
No.19925
No.19935
I'm playing Fallout Shelter right now.
Last three digits of my post will be my vault number.
No.19936
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
I sure would be a shame if everyone's clothes would just dissolve off of their body.
No.19937
No.19938
>>19937
Apparently not hard enough
No.19940
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>19936
Wouldn't it be a shame if it only happened to you.
No.19941
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>19940
Rolling for the world's best striptease.
No.19943
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
How about suicide?
Will the Gods give me suicide?
No.19944
>>19941
>low constitution kicks in due to the wine
Striptease, you say?
No.19945
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
rolling to have you all feed me pies and cakes
No.19946
I finally beat that cheating Tomomo. All is good in the world.
No.19948
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>19934
Hello Colours!
>>19941
>>19945
All these bad rolls! Rolling to improve everyone else's luck.
No.19949
No.19950
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Rolling for the sake of getting 10
No.19951
| Rolled 67 (1d100) |
>>19948
Anything higher than 1 means Kari is a s l u u u u u u u u u t
No.19952
>>19945
damn
>>19946
*hugs tightly* you are a worthy foe~
>>19948
you too eh?
No.19953
>>19948
Y-you, can call me Krystal, if you'd like~
I hope the evening is treating you well~
No.19955
>>19944
I did until I'm now standing here naked and in shame.
>>19948
At least you tried.
No.19956
No.19957
| Rolled 28 (1d100) |
>>19950
Ahahahahahahahahaha
>>19951
Well well well~ Who could have foreseen this?
No.19958
No.19960
>>19948
Right in the middle, I guess no one gets a modifier either direction. Not even I can change luck I guess!
>>19951
Even if you'd rolled a one I'd keep being me.
>>19953
Oh good, I wasn't sure if you'd changed away from that. Krystal is cute CUTE
>>19955
It's all I can do.
No.19961
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>19957
Anything higher than 1 means Karol is a M I L F.
>>19959
I don't even know if barking can help me now.
No.19963
>>19960
[breathing intensifies]
I've just been given a name I now use on Steam by Amity (which is Colours, due to the fact I'm colourblind) and my title given to me by Kerry (Pickle Slapper Aficionado).
No.19965
>>19959
>>19960
Kari understands the cuteness.
No.19966
FUCK NEW JERSEY
FUCK THE POWER
FUCK STORMS
FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN AM I MAD
How's everyone doing?
No.19968
>>19966
Just watching Jersey Shores.
No.19969
>>19966
Fuck your governor, too.
No.19970
>>19966
I'm doing fine, Scarfu.
Why don't you have a seat and tell me how you really feel.
Welcome back.
No.19972
>>19966
you look cute with your hair like that, also hello dear!
No.19973
>>19966
Scarf-chan!!!
I missed you so much!!
You're getting a hug whether you like it or not!!
*Hugging commences*
No.19974
>>19966
G-good evening to you too? What happened with the storms? I was scared shitless.
No.19975
>>19966
Hey there Scarf, how are you?
No.19976
>>19963
>Pickle Slapper Aficionado
I'm thinking about how this must sound to Kari out of context.
No.19977
With the amount of hugs you all seem to give, you'd act like it was the currency for the board.
No.19978
>>19963
You've been knighted for a noble cause! Can I give you a favor to carry on the field of pickle slapping battle?
>>19966
Happy to see you're back, it's been so unbelievably lewd with you gone. Won't you hold me close and protect me?
No.19979
>>19966
>>19966
I'm happy to see you again.
No.19980
>>19976
I can't see how "Pickle Slapper" could fit.
>>19977
I'll give you 5 hugs and 2 kisses to the forehead if you try and molest Kari without coming out lewded.
No.19981
>>19976
-nod nod nod-
>>19978
Yes, of course~!
No.19982
>>19978
Threadly reminder that I always lurk, ready to strike.
No.19983
>>19977
Are you asking for a donation~?
No.19984
No.19985
Apparently my town is gonna get power Friday or Saturday. The adventures I went on today alone were enough to keep me from killing something, at least. I'm not in the best of moods because of the bullshit that occurred. All of the food and stuff in the fridges we have are bad and need to be thrown out, we had to go out of state in order to actually get power and not sleep through a heat wave, and I need to relax.
For the first time in a while, I am without a doubt uncomfy. I fucking hate it
I did find out that I'd survive any form of apocalypse longer than my swagfag sports obsessed fit brother. He was on the verge of tears while I was super relaxed and even finding stuff to do. He also said my legs were big and asked if I did steroids to make them as strong-looking as they were. It was weird, but hey.
Also, I think I owe you all an apology. I really didn't mean to worry any of you and I tried getting in contact with at least one of you, being Bossu, but my phone was dead
>>19978
>>19973
I-I guess I can't escape all things.
No.19987
>>19985
It's because he skips leg day.
No.19988
>>19981
I'd give you my panties but I'm not wearing any maybe a shirt will do instead?
>>19982
Threadly reminder that you can pounce on this pussy anytime you want babe ;)
>>19985
Just a quick hold? I'll keep my arms at my side so you're extra safe.
No.19989
>>19985
T-that's quite the tale <3
I hope everything returns to normal soon, even if it is a couple days away
H-how are you here, on the board~?
No.19990
>>19985
>asked if I did steroids to make them as strong-looking as they were
Sounds like unScarfu has been juicing while you were "sleeping."
>Also, I think I owe you all an apology
Nonsense! We're all just happy you're with us still!
No.19991
>>19985
No worries Scarf, we're just glad that you're safe.
No.19992
>>19988
[breathing intensifies]
N-no… panties…
Y-yess! A shirt! A-any gift of yours will do~ <3
No.19993
>>19985
You don't owe us a thing…..hopefully everything will be fixed sooner.
My heart goes out to you Scarfu.
No.19994
What a warm, sincere, silly, and especially lewd board.
What a wild ride it has been.
No.19995
No.19996
>>19989
I'm out of state, with my grandparents, until the whole thing blows over. If I slept at home, I'd be sleeping through a heatwave so that's not the best thing to do.
>>19990
>>19988
I'm too bothered to care so I guess this is a better opportunity than any to hug me.
>>19987
I don't even do anything! That's the weird part.
I'm starting to calm down, seeing as everyone's okay Kinda sad I missed the /ccrp/ville opening and probably missed the housing location I wanted. And by kinda, I mean REALLY sad and mad at life. Just my luck, am I right?
>>19991
>>19993
>>19990
I'm glad to be in the care of all of you even after I disappear.
>>19994
Despite the lewd, I wouldn't have it any other way. I mean, without lewd, what am I to defend purity from?
No.19997
I don't need rolling!
Kari is lovely!
Annon is a sweetheart!
Karol is a LEWDberry!
Styles is most endearing!
Yemi is cute cute CUTE!
Aleister is a pretty cool guy.
Colours is a silly pickle knight!
Kerry is sincerely stunning!
Kai is a chubby idol!
Eliza is way cooler than she gives herself credit for!
Scarfu is a comfy badass!
No.19998
>>19995
>What's going on?
Feels. Feels that I never asked for.
No.19999
19,999 Bison dollars for all.
No.20000
>>19996
Some guys are born with naturally skinny legs.
>>19998
Aww, come give me a hug.
>>19997
Why are you so best?
No.20001
>>19999
Can I be paid in hugs?
:^)
No.20002
>>19997
>all these natural 20s
Yeah, screw you guys, I'm going back to the popular DnD rolls. Rolling 10 sided die for everything is throwing me off
No.20003
>>19992
Then it's yours. I hope it'll help you think of me, when you're out there, slapping pickles.
>>19994
Been? Don't you know the ride never ends?
>>19996
I don't want to hug you, I want to be hugged by you! But I guess I can go without, since you're feeling down. What was the house you wanted in ccrpv?
>>20001
*hugs*
No.20004
>>19997
well i can't say mine is inaccurate
>>20001
*huuuuug*
No.20006
>>20003
-hugs Kari willingly, shivering slightly-
Mortimer. I feel like the spookiness would go well with being an artist. Lots of inspiration and cool experimentation~
No.20007
>>20003
<3
I feel like I've just been given a Holy Weapon, something I would get super late game.
I will use this in my quest~
No.20008
>>19997
T-thank you.
>>20001
I am not the bank, I am the benefactor. Take your exchange rates someplace else.
No.20009
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>20002
That's my kind of "gal."
No.20010
File: 1435204896253.jpg (93.87 KB, 444x519, 148:173, Jioti mall fingers locked ….jpg)
>>20000
>>20003
>>20004
>Suddenly, hugs
I-Im okay with this.
>I'm too bothered to care so I guess this is a better opportunity than any to hug me.
Sounds like as good an opportunity to me!
*hugs*
>>20008
I will acquire rare Eliza hugs, one day. Mark my words.
No.20012
>>19997
>Endearing.
Gotta spread the love man~
And I meant that metaphorically, not physically…….
Yet……
No.20014
>>20006
*obediently keeps arms at sides but makes comforting noises at the shivering*
Shh, shh. I'm pretty sure Alei is the only one in Mortimer, I bet there's another slot open for spooky Scarfu.
>>20007
Bring it home to me someday stained with something
No.20015
>>19997
You're the best, Den.
No.20016
>>20014
i live there too actually, but there is still room for scarfy
No.20017
>>20014
[breathing intensifies]
I-I promise, you'll get it back one day…
On this day, Senpai finally noticed me
No.20018
>>20014
Kai and I could always use more neighbors.
I think my meido is doing the village thing too so she lives in house.
No.20019
>>19997
I-It's not like I wanted you to notice me or anything.. I was gonna say baka but went against it
>>19988
Hun, I think I'll be f-
>>20006
Did I hear hugs?
No.20022
>>20014
I-I respect you're um…y'know, going with your word…you can actually hug back if you want…
>>20016
Oh boy I guess you'll have a creepy shut in neighbor~
>>20019
Y-yes…you did
No.20024
>>20019
I'd notice you every day.
No.20025
Just felt like sharing some music while I tonk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3wFZ9H4hYk
No.20027
| Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20) |
>>20019
You'll be fucking unintimidating?
>>20022
Yayyyyy! *Hugs tightly and rolls will to resist natural urges*
No.20029
>>20020
>>20021
It's wonderful
———
Guess who's had a wonderful amount of wine~
No.20030
No.20031
>>20027
D-don't you dare do anything stupid…
No.20032
>>20028
>>20030
I just wanted to post it.
No.20033
>>20029
Clearly not you.
Here, let me fill you up.
*pours another glass*
No.20034
Welp, Armored Warfare is done for the night, got really close to unlocking a new tank too.
No.20035
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
WINE FOR EVERYONE!
No.20036
20029
>>20033
>>20035
welp time to drink…
No.20037
>>20033
>>20035
It's like you're trying to get me drunk.
No.20038
>>20035
Haven't had wine before. I hear it wouldn't suit me, I have a sweet tooth for my alcoholic drinks.
No.20039
>>20022
Good! I haven't seen you in awhile and wanted a hug anyway! *I grab you and hug you closely*
>>20024
yaaay
No.20040
>>20035
Uh oh, that's a dangerous amount of wine.
No.20041
>>20029
Say, how tall are you, kōhai? Just totally innocently wondering how we size up.
>>20031
15 is pretty good. Good enough to let go, brush a loose hair off your shoulder, and pat you once on the head.
*does exactly that*
>>20035
Cheers mate!
No.20042
>>20038
Try out a nice, sweet Pinot Grigio, if you're ever in a situation that calls for drinking wine.
Or, ice wine.
Ice wine is desert wine and the amount of sugar the grapes have due to being frozen (I think ice wine is primarily Canadian…) is insane so it's super sweet but super delicious
No.20044
>>20037
It seems you've found me out.
>>20036
>>20035
Wine for the wine god!
No.20045
>>20041
Oh god… oh god… here it comes… I-I'm a legitimate trap… B-but… I'm 6'4…
Excuse me while I go hide from all of you now in absolute terror and shame
No.20046
>>20045
>thinking you can escape the lewd
No.20047
>>20039
-sighs and hugs back- I'm too irritated to be nervous…and I'm REALLY fuckin' tired. Today was exhausting…
>>20041
I-I appreciate that greatly…really.
>>20035
Someone can take mine. I don't drink.
No.20048
>>20045
Tall girls are great.
No.20049
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
All this talk of wine and the previous talks of Fallout reminded me of this.
No.20050
>>20047
I'm just glad you're doing okay <3
No.20051
>>20027
You know everyday my respect for you drops..
>>20047
*I kiss the top of your head* Well you know I'm here if you need to talk about anything.
>>20048
Does being 6ft count as tall
No.20053
>>20045
o-oh…i'm sure your cute despite the size
No.20055
>>20052
>Implying its a bad thing
No.20057
>>20045
Oh wow! Don't run off! There's so much of you to cuddle~
>>20047
*dual snaps, pistols, and a wink* I got you girl.
>>20051
I haven't hit rock bottom yet?
No.20058
>>20045
>>20051
>tfw 5'7"
You could carry me like one of your french girls then paint me afterwards.
No.20059
>>20051
Y-yeah, I know
Tfw only a little over 5'9"
I'm fine with it~ Skinny arms and nice legs is all I need!
No.20060
>>20057
I-I'm 6'4, 150 pounds and look like I'm still a teenager despite being 22
No.20061
File: 1435206631113.jpg (Spoiler Image, 192.05 KB, 1352x1131, 104:87, 2X15_Be_mine.jpg)
No.20062
>>20055
Just wanted to post the video. Size doesn't matter to me, I'm the opposite end of the height spectrum anyways. We all have to deal with our differences whether they're positive or negative.
No.20063
I'm pretty sure I'm the shortest one here.
No.20064
>>20063
Shorter than 5'7"?
Is it time for another hug?
No.20065
>>20062
And on that note, I'm 5'6". It's not that big a deal.
No.20066
>>20060
Cute! But I can hardly be senpai if I only come up to your armpits. No standing when I'm in the room! Sit, lie down, kneel or crawl!
>>20063
Bet you aren't!
No.20067
>>20064
I kind of like being short, but it does fuck with my sense of age.
No.20068
>>20057
You would be through rock bottom by now if it wasn't for support by others.
>>20058
Tossing people over your arm is the best thing ever
>>20062
>Implying I was talking about the height
.
No.20070
No.20072
>>20066
How tall were you again?
I think we were the same height.
No.20073
>>20066
Crawling when you're in the room, got it~ <3
No.20074
>>20073
>Crawling when you're in the room, got it~ <3
You're killing me here.
No.20076
>>20075
Jesus, I can't stop laughing at that pic.
No.20077
>>20072
I remember Kari mentioning being 5'1"
… Carry size.
No.20078
>>20072
5'1", and maybe you did say that?
>>20073
That's my good girl~ Crawl over here and sit by me.
No.20079
>>20076
is it the face of the guy thats doing it?
No.20081
>>20077
>>20078
I was close but no cigar I'm 5'4".
No.20082
>>20078
*she crawls on over to her legs*
S-senpai…~~
No.20083
No.20084
>>20077
>>20078
>5'1"
I want to bully you.
>>20079
It's the face he's making and something about how "load" is blown up and spaced - I can't really explain why but it hit me in the giggles.
No.20085
>>20078
I'm a whole foot taller than you, I could just sit on you.. That is cute though
>>20082
OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
No.20086
>>20078
>>20082
>>20085
You can't stop it. I won't allow it.
No.20087
>>20083
Tis a simple task.
No.20088
This thread is going places I don't want a part in. Looks like I'm just going to hit the hay. And then wake up 3 hours later and stare at my ceiling until 10am.
No.20089
>>20088
Good night, Eliza.
No.20090
>>20088
Be safe Eliza. And think of some ways you can give me that hug.
:^)
No.20092
No.20093
>>20088
sleep well…
oh god this thread…
No.20094
>>20081
Not bad, almost as tiny cute as me!
>>20082
*pets her hair and adjusts her bow*
My prettiest pet!
>>20085
I seem to remember sitting on you, my second or third prettiest pet.
>>20088
Sorry Eliza! Good night!
>>20084
Good luck.
No.20095
No.20096
>>20093
>Implying you don't want to see where it goes
No.20097
>>20090
Have this gif of animes hugging as compensation.
No.20098
>>20088
Goodnight! Sleep well~
>Tfw taller than a large portion of /ccrp/
I don't know how to feel about this.
Also, now that I am back, I guess it's time for me to take up the duty of defending the pure~
It's good to be back!
No.20099
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>>20094
>Good luck.
I will have my bully. Even if I don't know how right now!
No.20100
>>20094
*she smiles and bites her lip*
T-thank you~<333
No.20101
>>20097
Acceptable. For now.
No.20102
>>20094
Don't worry, I'll be the one sitting on to- WHAT DO YOU MEAN SECOND OR THIRD PRETTIEST?
No.20103
You know how weird it is to say your height on the internet and not be called a manlet?
>>20094
Tiny unite!
No.20105
>>20102
You have your work cut out for you Kiro. What kinds of things will you have to do to recapture your senpai's attention.
>>20103
>You know how weird it is to say your height on the internet and not be called a manlet?
You're with the cool kids now.
No.20106
>>20104
Den, you are a MACHINE.
Are you going to die from sleep deprivation? Pls don't.
No.20107
>>20105
i still feel like one…
No.20108
>>20105
>Implying Kari is my senpai
>Not Scarfu
No.20109
Kai can get really cute.
>>20105
Truly good people, even if you spam dank memes every now and then.
>>20104
Very classy.
No.20110
>>20100
You're welcome! *Gives a tiny and certainly chaste smooch on the forehead*
>>20102
With no points in Fitness and a bad attitude like that you're my bottom bitch forever! But I keep you because you're cute~
>>20103
If I sit on your shoulders we can get into the R rated movies!
No.20111
>>20109
ofcourse i ca-
WAIT YOU MEAN THAT CONVO- ASDHASHASDASC
YOU BAKA BULLY!
No.20112
>>20108
Oh? But aren't you promised to Kari in the ways of the lewd? You'll have to step up to keep her satisfied.
No.20113
>>20110
In between Kari's thighs and sneaking into an R rated movie?
That's two wins in my book.
>>20111
That's all I'll tease you for, I swear I'm done now.
No.20114
>>20110
You do know bottom bitch is a term to use on your best girls, don't you Kari?
No.20115
>>20110
Kyah~ <3
*smiles happily and curls up on your legs*
No.20117
>>20113
o-okay….uuuuuugggguuuuuu… *hangs her completely red face in defeat and sits down*
No.20119
>>20110
I didn't put points in fitness? I though I did… I'll have to edit that later than Looks like you are useful for once
>>20112
Nice pepe, and I agreed to it once before she respected Scarfu's purity, so I don't need to anymore. And I trust now that Scarfu can go apeshit on her own if it happens
No.20121
>>20114
Only if I was a pimp! As a mistress, I only mean it in the literal sense for Kiro.
No.20122
also we have a friend of mine in the non lewd chat, ya should say hello
No.20124
>>20119
>Putting points into fitness
Feels good being a shut-in artist who doesn't really need to do much. I lied, college put a toll on my back and legs and neck. Shit was insane, but I didn't mind it when the end product looked cool
No.20125
>>20106
I get more than sufficient sleep.
No.20127
>>20119
If you say so, Kiro. I don't know what kind of hold Kari will pull over you in the future.
>>20125
Good. Den needs his rest. Become one with the sofa!
No.20129
>>20121
A bit harsh don't you think?
A good, fair mistress has to treat her girls well doesn't she?
Also, don't tease my friends too much, I care for them too much to see them slandered like that.
No.20130
No.20132
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>>20118
I just want to throw my hands on your head and mess up your hair!
No.20133
>>20121
>She's still going on about this
>>20124
I need to find a way to get smaller, I am way too fucking tall for my hyperactivity. Have you ever hit your head getting in and out of a car? shit is painful
>>20127
I really don't care what she does, lewd or not I like the art on this board, even if it is of me.
>>20129
>IMPLYING SHE IS MY MISTRESS
No.20135
>>20130
*mutters and nuzzles the hand*
=n=
No.20136
>>20133
>I really don't care what she does, lewd or not I like the art on this board, even if it is of me.
>Kiro accepts the lewd
No.20137
>>20132
W-well you're going to have to ask someone permission, since I'm currently wrapped around someone's legs~!
No.20138
*wanders in holding a map sideways*
then I take a left past that thread. and i end up….
This doesn't seem right.
No.20139
>>20138
Hello there, I don't believe we've met before.
No.20140
>>20138
>another bow
another bow
>another bow
another bow
>another bow
another bow
No.20141
>>20129
It's all in good fun, Styles! And a mistress has to teach her girls, not just treat them. Look how beautifully behaved Krystal is! Kiro could get forehead kisses too.
>>20133
>implying anyone will ever let this go
No.20143
>>20138
Welcome to the cool kids club
We do fun things and aren't lewd AT ALL.
No.20144
>>20139
she's my friend! also keep patting me
>>20140
colours, meet your secret canadian sister who's the opposite of you!
No.20146
>>20133
Yeah. Back when I was younger my brother slammed a car door on my head as I was getting out. Shit should've cracked my skull, but god damn did I take it like a champ. Didn't even leave a mark~
No.20147
>>20141
>Implying I want kisses from you
No.20148
>>20138
Hey there Bow, bout time you posted here.
No.20149
>>20144
Even more exciting. *continued patting*
No.20150
>>20144
W-wait, she's also Canadian?
No.20151
>>20139
No we have not. I come from another town I suppose.
>>20140
Hello.
>>20144
Opposite? this worries me…
>>20148
Hey sy. Won't be around long or much. But I see no reason not to at least say hi.
>>20142
soon
No.20152
>>20150
yup!
>>20149
thanks you big mean kind jerk =w= *rubs her head on the warm hands*
No.20153
>>20141
Even if you mean well, calling someone a bitch is still an insult in my books……
And If Kiro doesn't like it, then I won't hesitate to stand up for her……
No.20155
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>>20126
Me? Vampire? Oh, goodness, no.
>>20127
You all should take care to sleep at a proper time and for a good length, as well.
No.20156
>>20146
That shit happens to me all the time. It happened this morning when moving a stack of papers from the police station to my house
>>20151
Well welcome to our board, it's small and people here are lewd idiots, but you get used to it
>>20153
T-thanks, Styles..
>>20155
Why should we sleep, so you can drink our blood when we don't expect it?
No.20157
>>20138
Hiya, Bow-chan!!
Glad you could stop by and visit us.
No.20158
>>20151
Well don't be a stranger, come get some head rubs.
>>20152
Anytime.
>>20155
But how do you explain your being able to not sleep and natural charm!
No.20159
>>20152
M-my uniqueness is gone
>>20151
H-hi, I just also like bows, you caught me in kind of different attire this evening, the dress is just to go with my wine~
No.20160
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>>20137
>>20141
Oh great and powerful lewd sorceress, Kari. I humbly request permission to pet the fuck out of Krystal.
>>20155
>You all should take care to sleep at a proper time and for a good length, as well.
>tfw this will never happen
No.20161
>>20151
Hey Bow, what brings you to our cozy corner of the internet on this fine day?
No.20162
>>20155
Now Den you know I can't sleep at a proper time for a good reason.
No.20163
>>20154
Hey scarf.
>>20156
more lewd…I'll do my best to avoid it.
>>20157
Ah hello again! I figured it was only fair.
>>20158
Head rubs? b-but I hardly know you!
>>20159
If it makes you feel better. It's more that this thing is attached to my head. It's a long story.
>>20161
It's my days off, Figured i'd give the place a chance.
No.20164
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>>20160
>tfw I just realized I have shit to do tomorrow
>tfw I know I'm not going to get a wink of sleep because of /ccrp/ and insomnia
No.20165
>>20153
I-Is this the power of friendship??? Incredible…… My sincerest apologies, I'll use something besides bitch in the future, just for you!
>>20160
Sure, but just her hair! the rest of her is mine.
No.20167
>>20163
Skinship is the path to understanding.
No.20168
>>20158
anytime…then i want more in the future!…or even now if you want
No.20169
>>20167
Perhaps, but its around step 4 or higher.
One step at a time
No.20170
>>20165
<3
Y-you could certainly refer to me a-as your bottom bitch, Senpai~~
No.20171
>>20168
*pattimus maximus*
>>20169
Kai seems to be enjoying it.
No.20172
>>20171
uuuwweee….yuusshhh
why was i mad at you again? ah well
No.20173
>>20163
Well I hope you decide to visit more often, but be warned, this place is one hellova drug……
>>20165
Depends on what it is…..I like you Kari and I don't want to see our mutual respect for one another crumble…..
I'll see how you act in the future and decide then.
No.20174
>>20171
that has nothing to do with me. Plus Kai's been here longer.
No.20175
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>20165
>the rest of her is mine.
Very well.
Rolling to critically pet Krystal's hair.
No.20176
>>20163
You should visit more, I think you would enjoy playing Epic Mafia with everyone.
No.20177
>>20172
I just can't recall the reason.
>>20174
I see, well I'm sure we'll be good friends in the future then. Where is level 1 and how do I start?
No.20178
>>20176
It has been awhile.
>>20177
You appear to be bleeding. Are you alright? *instinctively grabs small towel*
No.20179
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>all this petting
No.20180
>>20177
with enough pats and food, i'll forget about it completely~
No.20181
>>20156
Whaat? Noooo.
>>20158
I guess I'm just lucky. But I do indeed need to slumber for some time, just like any other human.
No.20182
>>20178
It's fine, just a bad habit.
>>20180
Surprisingly simple method.
>>20181
This is strange and very misleading!
Lisa is and alien and now you're a vampire!
No.20183
>>20181
>just like any other human.
>filename
No.20184
>>20181
I don't know who that is, and at this point I really don't want to find out. I'm gonna go hide now..
No.20185
>>20182
But Aleister, how do we know the real monsters aren't us??
No.20187
>>20181
How many lives have you sucked away to heal those wounds!?
No.20188
>>20182
i'm a pretty simple girl, just cause I'm an Idol doesn't mean i'm this highly complex person that you can't approach easily
No.20189
>>20186
Is the kitty ready for Petting 2: Electric Boogaloo?
No.20190
>>20189
<3
If it's allowed, let the petting commence~!
No.20191
>>20182
That is a baseless claim! I'll have you know that Lisa is no alien!
>>20184
Oh, never you mind this silly girl, she is just… uh, plum tuckered out. Yes. I was on the way to escorting her home.
>>20187
How many cakes have you eaten in your life?
No.20192
>>20185
>how do we know the real monsters aren't us??
No.20193
>>20191
She doesn't have to answer that.
Move along.
No.20194
>>20191
>escorting her home
Well, either you are bringing her to eat her, or to eat her "out"
**this board has fucked with me too much&&
No.20195
>>20193
is it because yemi has eaten less cakes then i have?
No.20196
I'm gonna get some sleep. I've had an exhausting past couple of days. You all have a goodnight~
No.20197
>>20190
Petting is always allowed.
YOU GON' GET PETTED
Secret Petting Art - 22: 101 Strokes!
No.20198
Bed time for me, /ccrp/ is too hard of a drug when you stay up this late.
>>20191
I'll have my eye on you two….
>>20188
I suppose that's true.
>>20185
WHELP.
No.20199
>>20198
Good night, Aleister.
No.20200
>>20196
>the sleep is real
Good night to you too, Scarfu.
No.20202
>>20196
You have a good night, Scarfu~
Glad to hear you're okay
>>20198
Good night to you, too~
>>20197
B-but I'm still wrapped around Kari's legs, you have to ask!!!
No.20203
ahh excellent. Arriving as everyone is leaving. Less to keep track of. Have good sleeps everyone
No.20204
>>20194
Now you're speaking my language. :^)
No.20205
>>20195
Everyone has eaten less cake than you have…..You're the bane of cake-kind.
No memes pls
>>20198
Night Alei~
No.20206
>>20196
>>20198
I am going to bed as well. Everyone be good and love one another. Give Krystal lots of affection while I am away. Petting is encouraged!
No.20207
>>20196
Night Scarfy~! Try and get a nice rest for once, kay?
>>20194
>fucking up spoiler tags
>>20198
Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? Night.
>>20206
I guess night to you too..
No.20208
No.20209
>>20176
Indeed, more people to ruse in ebin mafia is always good. :^)
Kerry in fate, is it command seals or command spells? Cause the VN just used spells and i'm pretty sure it was seals in Zero.
No.20210
>>20206
rest up
>>20205
good point, i am proud of that title actually~
No.20211
>>20206
T-thank you for tonight <3 I-I was w-wondering… m-may I add you on Skype…~? *hides and blushes*
I-it's also about that time I maybe go, too… Or maybe I'll stick around for one more glass of wine <3
You have a good night, S-senpai~~~
No.20212
>>20198
>>20206
Goodnight for both of you!
No.20213
>>20206
>>20198
Sweet dreams you two.
No.20214
>>20211
By Skype I meant Steam.
/wine
No.20215
>>20196
I didn't see your post, sorry!!
Goodnight Scarf-chan, sweet dreams.
>>20206
Night Kari, don't forget what I said now~
No.20216
>>20209
Command seals being the symbols on the master's hand? Yeah, I dunno about Fate/Stay Night. It sounds like they're being used interchangeably.
No.20217
how does this name look, or is it too long/silly?
No.20218
>>20196
Goodnight, Scarf-chan!
It's good to have you posting again.
No.20219
>>20194
How rude and lewd! Please do not think such debased things!
>>20198
>>20196
>>20206
Good night to you tasty… I mean treasured and lovely people!
No.20220
>>20209
>>20216
Well, I actually looked at the wiki and it refers to them as, "Command Spells."
No.20221
>>20219
>calling Scarfu tasty
Excuse me?
No.20222
No.20224
>>20216
Yeah its seals in Extra too so its probably the fan translators changing it because "muh direct translation"
anyone want to do something? I just lost my stay/night progress cause it fucking crashed ;_;
No.20225
>>20222
You know what I meant. Don't call Scarfu tasty you little shit
Sorry
No.20227
>7am.
Welp, a promise is a promise……..
>>20219
>>20221
>>20222
Kek.
No.20228
No.20229
>>20211
I now have full a full petting monopoly.
[Petting intensifies]
No.20230
No.20231
No.20232
>>20229
S-sure, but you're n-not my Senpai!
A-and I have to go to bed!
Urmph, I'm tired~
No.20233
>>20230
Yemi-senpai stayed up all night waiting for me, so I'm staying up all night to keep her company.
No.20234
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>>20232
Unf. Another time then. I must ask Kari to teach me in the ways of the care dom.
No.20236
>>20233
*hugs tight*
Hang in there sis, I'll keep you company till then.
No.20237
>>20234
Nuh uh, I like you exactly how you are >:3
No.20238
>>20233
good girl, make sure this doesn't become a habit tho.
i know a certain girl that would hate to see you two ruin sleep schedules on a daily basis
>>20235
nighty
>>20236
i think she's gonna get you too
No.20239
Everyone is saying good night to each other, an I'm sitting here laughing like an idiot because of random pictures.
Send help.
No.20240
No.20243
>>20242
you're implying there's a shortage of girls here to pet
No.20244
>>20243
There isn't much here actually, you have Krystal, Kari, Krishna, and maybe Bandages (if she lets you even get close to her without biting you)
No.20245
>>20243
*puts on do not pet sign*
No.20246
>>20243
You're right. I feel like I need to make a, "I'm the Bone of my Petting" thing.
No.20247
>>20244
>>20245
i was talking about myself…
>>20246
that fate joke falls flat for me
No.20248
No.20249
>>20244
Don't bring me into this……I'm taken.
No.20250
>>20244
I'm pretty pet-able too!
No.20251
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>20247
Well then come here
Rolling to tackle Kai and pet her
No.20252
>>20249
thats doesn't mean you can't enjoy others
>>20250
see, she understands
>>20251
…almost had it
No.20253
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>20250
I wish I could pet you, but Bandages would attack.
>>20249
YOU CANT ESCAPE!
No.20254
>>20248
Heh, more like Unlimited Spaghetti Works.
>>20247
Too lame, or you don't know what it references?
No.20255
No.20256
No.20258
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>20257
You want to be pet?
No.20259
>>20250
That you are~
*Pets Senpai on the head*
I notice I've never actually done this before.
>>20252
Well, I guess you're right……go ahead then~
>>20253
As a trusted friend, you don't need my permission.
*Pets*
Silly Kiro…….
No.20260
>>20258
These fucking dice.
You're making me giggle like mad, Kiro. Stop it.
No.20261
I'll see you guys tommorow, I gotta prepare for the PSN flash sale on friday. Night everyone
No.20262
>>20259
didn't think i was gonna actually get to pet you, but i'm not passing up this chance *petty pats gently*
>>20258
kiro pls, you don't have to roll to give me attention
No.20263
No.20264
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>20259
*counter pets*
RNGesus hates me..
>>20260
YOU WANT SOME MORE PETTIN? *Tries to pet*
No.20266
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>20258
Rolling to counter pet.
>inb4 this fails horribly
No.20267
>>20262
>>20264
This is pretty nice actually…….
No.20269
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>20264
>>20266
Oh SHIT!
Did we just have a nigga moment?
No.20270
No.20271
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>20266
You know what, I have two people petting me, I give in. I might sleep soon, but I'll lurk for a bit more just incase
>>20269
Rolling to beat that roll
No.20272
>>20267
*rubs her head and runs her fingers threw her hair* see? headpats are love and life.
No.20273
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>>20271
Unf.
I concede this defeat. You may pet the Jioti. Be gentle.
No.20275
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>20273
*I slowley push my fingers through your hair, rubbing your head as I do* See? Now is that so bad?
My sides still hurt from the nigga moment
No.20276
>>20275
THAT ROLL DOESN'T COUNT
No.20277
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>20276
You sure you don't want to get pet?
No.20278
>>20277
Well, that was almost really embarrassing.
No.20279
>>20277
I'm sure *I pet you calmly and softly* Your hair is too soft to give up, anyway..
No.20280
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>>20279
Hmph.
*her head moves with Kiro's petting stokesr*
I get the feeling you've done this before.
No.20282
>>20280
>tfw I'm thinking of our real life height differences relating to our Rins now
Kill me.
No.20283
>>20280
Surprisingly, you're one of the first people I've done this to.. *My hand slides down near your ear as I keep petting*
No.20284
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>>20283
A-am I really..?
*her eyes shut tight and she instinctively tilts her head in the direction of the hand now touching her ear*
H-hey! Watch where you're petting!
No.20285
>>20284
I can't help it! I never get to see you act cute like this. *I place my thumb on your ear while still petting the side of your head*
No.20286
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>>20285
*she squirms under the the press of the ear, her shoulders tensing on one side*
S-stop! Not the ear! I.. I.. I command you!
*slowly her resistance is melting, as her eyes begin drooping*
No.20287
>>20286
(If Jane were here, he'd never live this down for either of us.)
No.20288
*pulls out a bag of chips and munches* time to break from cleaning…what to do..
No.20289
>>20286
You don't like that? You seem like it… *I do the same thing to your other ear, petting them both*
>>20287
IMPLYING SHE ISNT HERE LURKING
No.20290
No.20292
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>>20289
Like? N-no!
Kyah!
*both of her shoulder muscles tense forward, and now both eyes are shut*
*she breathes softly but irregularly*
I… I said I didn't… I didn't…
*her breathing slows as she rides the rhythm of the strokes*
Like… it…
>>20288
You could get petted.
No.20293
>>20291
hmmm…an excellent idea
No.20294
>>20293
Yeah, that's right! Petting is the best video game!
No.20295
>>20292
*While keeping my thumbs on your ears, I move one hand's fingers to the nape of your neck* I wish more people let me do this, it's nice..
No.20296
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>>20294
denied! won't be playing that game!
No.20297
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>>20295
*at the feeling of fingers on her neck, she suddenly throws her head up in surprise*
Ah!
Y-you're playing dirty! U-un-f-fair!
*she twitches slightly*
N-no wonder! Eh! You aren't a-allowed…
No.20299
>>20297
You'll be fine.. *I lay your head on my shoulder, still petting you*
No.20301
>>20299
O-o-of-f course I'm fine!
*she resists at first, but as soon as she feels the warm body heat hit her forehead, her body relaxes*
O-oh… Ookaaayy~~
*she begins drifting off to sleep*
No.20302
>>20294
>>20296
>>20300
*shields Bow*
More like never.
No.20303
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>>20298
>>20300
>>20302
ANTI-PETTING SHIELD ACTIVATE!!
No.20304
>>20300
>>20302
Why do you keep us from administering tender lovings?
Are you offering your body instead~?
No.20305
>>20303
*looks around herself as she glows* wow, the magic behind this is powerfull!
No.20306
>>20301
*After a bit I slow down, closing my eyes and drifting to sleep as well* You aren't all that bad, I suppose..
>>20303
Thats a dank ass spell
No.20308
>>20303
god damn styles them 10's
No.20309
>>20305
*Blows on the die*
It loves me when where it counts~
No.20310
>>20303
>>20305
That's Styles-chan, for you.
No.20311
how does one roll a dice again? i haven't done it on this site yet
*attempts to cast but minor sparkles are all her hands can do*
No.20312
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>>20306
*she begins giggling and drooling slightly in her sleep*
Nyagha! Yes, I'm bad~~
*she smacks her lips and nuzzles your chest for warmth*
GG Kiro. You slayed the Jioti bully with dank pets.
No.20314
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>>20313
ah i see. thank you!
*extends hands*
No.20315
>>20312
*I rub your cheek*
You are so…
*I slowly come to a stop with the petting and fall asleep*
SPEAKING OF SLEEP, GUESS WHAT I NEED?
No.20316
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>>20314
ow, owowowow OW!
No.20317
>>20316
there we are. a bit better
No.20318
>>20315
Thanks for the pets m8.
I have to admit, that whole affair was super cute.
No.20319
>>20315
We all need sleep.
Hey, it was great seeing you again, Kiro-chan!
No.20320
>>20318
>Post that picture
>That song comes on when I see it
What have you done..
>inb4 Scarfu comes back pissed off
>>20319
It was nice seeing you too, though we really didn't talk much
I'll see you all tomorrow if I don't end up getting shot or something to that effected, that last couple days have been rough.
No.20321
>>20305
>>20309
I can always count on you to have my back.
No.20322
>>20320
>He's still posting
I'm sure Scarfu will understand that this was a pure expression of non-lewd kinship.
Dunno about unScarfu, though.
Have a pleasant sleep, Kiro.
No.20323
>>20322
>stealing my photo made for Den
That's fucking irony right there
No.20324
>>20321
Hey, It's what I do…….
No.20325
>>20323
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee…
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
No.20326
>>20325
I don't need sleep
No.20327
>>20323
Go to sleeeeep.
Go to sleeeeeeeeep.
Go to sleeeeeeeeeeeep sweet Kiro.
No.20328
>>20327
S-shut up, I'm not a baby!
No.20329
>>20326
*Jioti points a finger in the air to emphasize her point, but fails to find the words…*
I… I… I'm gonna take a shit.
Seriously, AFK.
No.20330
>>20329
I just noticed my name died for the past three posts.
No.20331
>>20328
Go to sleep before I make it permanent.
No.20332
>>20331
Good morning Rosa, how are you?
No.20333
>>20332
I'm perfectly fine, I'm going to bed myself and suggest you do the same.
No.20334
>>20333
I'm fine, really. I still have work to do. I stayed up two days straight, one more should be fine..
No.20336
>>20334
I really don't think it would be
No.20337
>>20336
I was getting ready to sleep but saw a post somewhere and cant sleep now because of how hard it made me laugh…
But really, I'm fine.
No.20338
>>20334
Sleep, or I vill zuck yo blood, bleh!
No.20339
>>20338
You wouldn't eat a fellow vampire, would you?
tfw too lazy to open rinmaru and wait an hour for it to load
No.20341
>>20337
>I was getting ready to sleep but saw a post somewhere and cant sleep now
You're welcome. :^)
No.20343
No.20347