No.20340[Last 50 Posts]
I don't care edition
Just get in here and do stuff
No.20342
>>20340
Looks like one of Ramona's cakes.
No.20346
>>20342
>Implying my cakes aren't delicious
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE REBIS?
No.20348
>>20346
I don't want cake. You know exactly what I'd like to eat from you.
No.20349
>>20348
O-oh! Well, you're gonna have to earn it fair and square!
No.20350
>>20349
I am ordering you as your Mayor.
No.20351
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>>20350
B-but Boss! I'm the towns only method of fast transportation! It wouldn't look good for you if you were to lewd one of your subordinates!
No.20352
>>20351
Quite the contrary! Who could ever respect a Mayor that does not see to the sexual satisfaction of his subordinates? How could such a leader ever care for his subjects?
No.20354
>>20352
B-but I'm fine mayor! Honestly! I'll be fine…
By the way Rebis, did you block me on Steam? Just wondering.
>>20353
I see you there Styles! No point in hiding!
No.20356
>>20354
Alright then. But remember. Your Mayor is always here for you.
No! Quite a while ago I thought I'd be leaving /ccrp/ and removed near everyone from here. I'll re-add you, sorry.
No.20358
KIRO CAME BACK
WHAAAASSSSSAPPPPNNNNEEEEENNNN MATE?!
No.20359
File: 1435226469960.jpg (55.74 KB, 455x600, 91:120, Ramona Keep The Offer In M….jpg)
>>20356
T-thank you Mr Mayor… I'll keep the offer in mind in case the worst comes to the worst…
It's cool! No need to be sorry!
No.20360
>>20358
WAIT, KIRO'S BACK?! KIRO KIRO KIRO KIRO KIRO! WE'VE MISSED YOU! *Flying hug on Kiro*
No.20362
>>20361
Come on out, Styles! I made cakeeee~!
No.20363
>>20360
Maybe I overreacted cos I just saw Kiro made the thread but never posted.
No.20364
>>20363
Oh… Well she still might be here! If so she can see our hugs!
No.20365
>>20358
>>20360
She just went to sleep a few minutes ago as far as I'm aware, Sorry girls.
>>20362
*Sniff sniff*
Cake?
No.20366
No.20367
>>20365
>Kiro
Aww Shucks! That's upsetting…
>Cake
It's the exact type you like! Whichever that one is…
No.20368
>>20366
Show yourself, vile alien, for your sins lay bare before God.
No.20369
>>20368
Rebis~
There's so much you don't know~
No.20370
>>20367
Just so happens, strawberry gateau is my favourite!!!
*I near enough dive at the cake in your hands*
I would post a pic of me holding said cake, but I need to load rinmaru
No.20371
File: 1435227207077.jpg (419.29 KB, 1120x1483, 1120:1483, Anti-pet final resized.jpg)
I thought this was pretty funny, so I made a thing.
No.20372
>>20369
The tricks of a lowly imp will not test the courage of a Holy Warrior of God. You will be purged with absolute conviction.
No.20374
>>20371
Who is Bow and how is she so qt?
No.20375
>>20370
Yay! Hope you like it!
>>20372
REBIS IT'S ANOTHER ALIEN LISA, RUN!
No.20376
>>20374
Oh, hello Amity!
Bow is one of Kai's friends. She stopped on by to have look at what was going on in this neck of the woods. Apparently she's Canadian.
No.20377
>>20371
Awesome.
>>20374
Bow is one of Sy's friends…..she was visiting for the day.
>>20375
Thanks!! I just remembered that I haven't tried one of your cakes before……
No.20378
>>20372
Don't you realize? We're only active when *she's* asleep.
She doesn't even know that we're here. she doesn't know what she's carrying.
You'll never get anywhere with the path you've chosen~
And even if you'd discover the truth, what then? Kill her? Fufufufufu~
No.20379
>>20376
Was It Kai's friend?
I thought she was Sy's?
No.20380
>>20376
She's also not interested in the lewds.
wink wink nudge nudge
No.20381
>>20379
Was it Sy? I'd have to check the thread again.
I was sure Kai did the introductions, though.
No.20382
>>20376
>>20380
That's what they all say though, isn't it?
No.20383
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>>20379
>>20381
……………..
My bad.
My memories been really poor since……THE ACCIDENT!!!
No.20384
>>20378
I WILL BATHE THE ENTIRE EARTH IN THE CLEANSING FLAMES OF OUR LORD IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!
No.20385
>>20377
It should be good I hope, I didn't add anything to it!
>>20378
*turns on lights* Will you stop being a Pansy and fight already? My Snakes are hungry.
No.20386
>>20374
>>20371
Bow is a year-long /rin/ who just got around to showing up here.
In commemoration, Bow in one of the Card Captor outfits.
>>20382
Nope. Bow is literally 1000000% pure. Not even the tiniest smidgeon of lewd.
…guh, my eyes hurt. I haven't drawn this much in a single day, ever.
No.20387
>>20384
And you really think you'd get us all? You really think that we're limited to this paltry planet? W-
>>20385
OW FU- DA-
T-TURN THAT OFF
I WAS DOING A THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
No.20388
>>20383
No problem.
But yeah, I was starting to have my own doubts but this seems to prove it:
>>20144
No.20389
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>>20387
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
AS DOES MY SWORD!
No.20390
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>>20387
Ah good. Now… Come forth! ETERNAL COILS OF THE DRAGON SERPENT!
No.20391
>>20385
Thanks, and don't worry, I trust you~
>>20388
I think it was the way Sy was defending her against the lewds…..must have made me think she was her friend instead.
But no worries.
No.20392
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>>20386
Super cute!
I suppose Bow has already gone to sleep. What a shame.
No.20393
>>20386
>Not even the tiniest smidgeon of lewd.
No.20394
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>>20389
>>20390
Not this time! I've observed the failures of my broodmates!
I know your techniques and abilities! And I'm stronger than both of you!
I've adapted! And so has my kin! For every defeat we grow stronger-
But that won't be necessary after I dispose of the both of you!
No.20395
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>>20394
The power of the Lord is my sword; you will be cut down and return to the dust from whence you came!
No.20396
Okay, I'm gonna take a nap…..don't do anything lewd while I'm gone……..
*Backs out of the room slowly*
No.20398
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>>20394
NOT A CHANCE! *Finds Sword, then does an uppercut with it* INFERNO DIVIDER!
No.20399
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>>20395
Such paltry solace, that of faith! I'll be sure to help you rid yourself of that!
>>20398
What! N-no wait, you're supposed to fight with snakes! I LEARNED HOW TO DODGE GIGANTIC SNAKES!
No.20400
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>>20399
*ignores the small injuries he's sustained from being countered and continues to swing at the alien with wild screams*
No.20401
>>20393
It is truly impossible, Amity. Make that super cute pouty face all you want, Bow's purity is absolute!
No.20402
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>>20399
>>20395
*Dodges the strike, and lashes out with razor-sharp, metallic tendrils*
Where is your lord now?!
>>20398
*Li'za'i manages to catch the sword with the tip of her claws, and throws the uppercut aside*
MY TURN!
No.20403
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>>20399
Oh, I still have the snakes. Look behind you NOW DIE, WORTHLESS WRETCH! CARNAGE SCISSORS! *Sword opens into two smaller swords*
No.20404
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>>20402
SHIT! DUCK AND ROLL, DUCK AND ROLL!
No.20405
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>>20404
GRAH! STAND STILL AND LET ME SLASH YOU!
No.20406
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>>20402
*the injuries are meaningful but do not make Rebis slow down in the slightest as he continues slashing*
I will send you right to him so that you may know his Wrath!
No.20407
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>>20404
>>20405
>>20406
You assholes stole the good rolls.
No.20408
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>>20406
*Li'za'i lashes out with a claw in a lightning-quick strike, aiming to disarm as much as maim*
The only one who's going to meet the lord is you human!
No.20409
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>>20408
*the strike throws Rebis' sword away and lands a deep wound in his torso. He uses this chance to make a desperate attack. He attempts to grab onto the alien and bite into its throat.*
No.20410
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>>20409
I accidentally closed Rinmaru so I'm gonna just keep spamming the same pic, kthx
No.20411
I thought we had like 2 fighting threads?
No.20412
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>>20405
NEVER! I ACTIVATE MY STAND! ATOMIC KITTEN! *Tons of cats appear* My Atomic Kitten is invincible! With it and my Geminus Anguium: Ouroboros, I cannot be defeated! AHAHAHAHA! NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE, DIE! *Several green and black snakes appear and attack Li'za'i*
No.20413
>>20411
Yeah, I dunno, Alien Lisa seems to invade the generals often, so it's kinda a problem.
No.20414
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>>20409
Kuh, th-thats useless!
*The thing tries to dodge away from the desperate gamble*
>>20412
Wh-what is this! WHAT IS THIS!
No.20415
>>20413
It's not. This is general spontaneous nonsense just like everything happening in the general.
No.20416
>>20415
Oh no, I ment a problem as in like a fun problem to be solved with RP and stuff, not like an actual, you're annoying me problem, if you see what I mean.
No.20417
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>>20414
This is my power! Atomic Kitten has the ability to put mini-nukes that cannot harm me on cats! You will die now!
No.20418
>>20414
N-NO! I DIDN'T WANT TO END LIKE THIS! I'M NOT READY! BROOD MOTHER SAVE M-
>>20417
*The mini-nukes vaporize what little that was left of the Alien shapeshifter after the snakes had done their part. Only a tiny piece of white fabric remains to mark the passing of yet another pretender*
*Outside, a toilet flushes*
>>20411
>>20415
This wouldn't happen if you people weren't so goddamn bloodthirsty omg
No.20419
>>20418
Alien defeated! Time for cake!
No.20420
>>20419
I'm already wounded, are you trying to finish me off?
No.20421
>>20420
B-but the cake is delicious!
No.20422
>>20421
I will attempt to verify your claims. You will be held accountable in the eyes of God.
No.20423
Well it's time for me to get some rest, take care everyone
No.20424
No.20425
No.20426
No.20427
No.20428
>>20422
Hey, this is not so bad.
*As Rebis continues to eat, the injuries he sustained against the alien begin to rapidly regenerate.*
No.20429
>>20428
This new cake has healing powers? I better make more of this!
No.20430
*Lisa enters from the bathroom, her usual smile bright and cheery*
Good morning everyone! We eating cake?
No.20431
>>20430
Morning. This is pretty tasty, you want some?
No.20432
>>20430
Yes, would you like some?
No.20433
Oh god what the hell is this dude trying to do with that bow.
No.20435
>>20433
Hurt his fingers something fierce
No.20438
*Takes a tentative bite and mmm's in surprised delight*
Oh wow, this is delicious! What's in this?
*takes another bite*
So what's going on today?
No.20439
>>20438
Only justice and victory!
I'm watching the last few episodes of Game of Thrones with a friend, you?
No.20440
>>20439
He will break before he bends.
No.20441
>>20440
>Stannis the Mannis
Excellent taste.
No.20442
>>20440
>>20441
>All these Stannis plebs
Why can't you except that Renly is the true King of Westeros?
No.20443
>>20441
There is no other possible taste; he is King by Right.
>>20442
>rooting for an incompetent fag without a lick of talent or strength of character
Literally subhuman.
No.20444
>>20442
*accept
Holy crap my spelling
>>20443
If Stannis had strength of character he wouldn't be Melisandre's bitch. I respect that you're not a Stark fag though.
No.20445
>watching game of thrones
I love you all but goddamn if you don't make it hard.
No.20446
>>20445
Why don't you like Game of Thrones Amity? It's pretty good!
No.20447
>>20444
That is his ONLY fault in the entire thing and the only reason that ever leads him astray.
Meanwhile, Renly's entire existence is a mistake.
No.20448
>>20446
I dunno I just never really got into it, got bored of it and couldn't really give a fuck about any of the characters since apparently they all die.
Also I have 2 friends who watch it and everytime I'm out with them they just talk and talk and talk about it. I know the plot of the whole show without ever watching more than like 5 episodes.
No.20449
>>20447
How? He has The Entire Stormlands, is popular, and has a super hot wife! I wouldn't call that a mistake.
>>20448
That's fair enough, different strokes for different folks and all that.
No.20450
>>20449
That's all he actually has. He's a good appearance with nothing underneath. He'd drive the kingdoms down into the dirt as all he'd ever care about would be expensive celebrations and getting fucked in the ass while every decision of rulership he makes would be dictated by sheer whimsy, just the same way he decided he'd try to usurp the throne.
No.20453
>>20452
Morning Bossu! How's it going?
No.20454
>>20453
I woke up far too early but otherwise fine.
No.20455
Now will you let me investigate Lisa?
No.20461
It appears that this is the worst time to be up, since everyone is dead asleep.
No.20462
>>20461
Hmm, I don't think it's the time.
No.20464
Good morning! why the hell am I up?
No.20465
>>20439
I never knew justice would taste so sweet *licks her lips*
I just got back from helping my little sister get the hang on shifting gears and then spending like an hour playing with the family dog.
>>20452
Hiya!
>>20455
Ugh. As long as it doesn't involve any cutting implements.
>>20459
Hi!
>>20464
Great question! Good morning!
No.20466
>>20464
It might just be me, but every time you wake up you are wearing less clothing than the morning before.
No.20467
>>20466
Do you wear the same pjs everytime you go to bed?
No.20468
>>20467
Is it weird that I do?
>>20465
No cutting, but a very, very thorough investigation of all areas, especially any openings.
No.20469
>>20468
Yes…..? Honestly I don't know. I like to wear different pjs!
No.20470
>>20467
I actually only have one shirt that I sleep in, and whenever that one is in the wash I just kind of sleep in the nude.
>>20468
Why does hearing that make me feel even more uncomfortable?
No.20471
>Gets on
>Sees people eating cake
>Nurai waking up in a tight bra
It is hard to keep in what I want to say here..
No.20472
Funposting on /ccrp/ made me be late to an arrangement for the first time in years.
No.20473
>>20469
I suppose it can't be helped for those of us who either sleep naked or in shorts.
>>20470
It shouldn't! It's a very comfortable procedure.
>>20471
Please share.
>>20472
;-;
No.20474
>>20470
I just go to sleep in the shirt I wore for the day and my pantsu!
No.20476
>>20471
Say what you want to say, Kiro….
No.20478
>>20473
>sleep naked
I remember doing this years and years ago.
Maximum comfy.
No.20479
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>20476
>>20473
You know what Narui, Scarfu will yell at me later but I don't care any more. Respect this compliant because I never tell people this out front
>>20478
It's not that comfy, I tried it once and it is just odd..
No.20480
>>20472
That's amazing and yet at the same time very very relatable. I hope you didn't get into trouble for it.
>>20473
I feel like I'll regret this if I accept. And this would allay peoples suspicious of me?
>>20474
See that's understandable.
>>20478
Why not do it again?
>>20479
What's odd about it? Maximum overcomfy, especially when you have a set of freshly washed sheets and a fluffy blanket.
No.20481
>>20479
Where did you disappear to the last couple days?
No.20482
>>20478
Truth be told is kind of awkward feeling for me to have my junk free to the air when it's not doing anything.
>>20479
kek
>>20480
I would definitely be sure to let them know, we could even video the session.
>>20481
My attic.
No.20483
>>20479
Oh how I missed you, Kiro…
>>20480
Then I wear my undies for days!
No.20484
>>20480
>Implying I have sheets
>Implying I have a blanket
All I have is a bed and a pillow, though I guess I could borrow some sheets from my roommate. I don't sleep mostly though..
>>20481
I've told this to so many people in real life and on here, for a quick summary, I went to a crime scene, stayed at the police station studying the case, almost got shot, got a mask.
>>20483
>Wearing just undies to bed
You got to at least have the big shirt to complete the look!
No.20485
>>20484
Wait, I missed the part about almost getting shot.
No.20487
>>20479
I guess we can chalk it up to different strokes for different folks, but for me it came down how hot it was. Naked was in some cases just more comfortable than clothed.
>>20482
I get you, but for me it wasn't really a problem as long as I had a blanket.
>>20480
I stopped once my puberty went into full swing. I tend to leak pre a lot when aroused, and once those hormones went up, there was hardly a morning when I didn't wake up a bit uncomfortable…
It's still a problem, but it's self contained, at least.
No.20488
>>20484
Yikes.
I'm glad you didn't get shot.
No.20489
>>20484
I wear shirts sometimes! But I love panties and feeling my soft sheets on my bare chest!
>>20487
>tend to leak pre a lot when aroused
All this information….goodness..
No.20490
>>20485
I thought I mentioned that? I almost got shot cause some people don't like me in my town, people with guns.
>>20487
I live in Ohio so the weather and temperature don't give two shits
>>20488
The people that wanted to shoot me were big guys who were like "This goddamm'd country is going down the tube *silently mumbles like a racist redneck*" You know, just think of Jake from Hotline Miami. They weren't a threat.
No.20491
>>20487
Ah, I usually sleep with a small throw blanket and end up spooning with it.
Can't say I feel you about the troubles under that though.
No.20492
>>20490
Ah, I thought you meant they took a shot at you and missed or you bullet timed that shit.
No.20494
>>20482
Ah, I really don't think that'd be necessary…
>>20483
>Wear the same set for days
w-what
>>20484
Holy balls what. You sleep straight up and down on the bed? Doesn't that get kinda funky after a while? Also aren't you cold without a blanket?
>>20487
oh wow. I guess that's a really good reason not to sleep in the nude.
also wow lewd
>>20490
Holy fuck, what in the actual crap.
No.20495
>>20479
As someone who is practically the embodiment of comfy as well as the concepts of it, I dislike sleeping without clothes on. It's just not for me, I guess.
Also, good morning everyone~
No.20496
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No.20497
>>20494
Good, then I'll pencil you in for later?
We wouldn't want this alien rumor to go on too long.
>>20495
Good morning.
No.20498
>>20494
They smell really good after a few days of wear….
>>20495
Scarfu! It seems like forever since I talked to you last!
No.20499
>>20489
Well it's your opinion I guess..
>>20491
I'll go to sleep with my head on my pillow and wake up hugging it
>>20492
>Bullet time
kek
>>20494
I'm VERY comfy no matter what a most tim-
>>20495
G-good morning Scarfu!
No.20500
>>20497
>Alien
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR AMERICA!!!!!! FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!! THOSE LITTLE GREEN FUCKS WON'T SURVIVE!!!
No.20501
>>20497
I heard something about RUMORS?
No.20502
>no hangover from the bottle of wine I drank last night
SUCCESS!
I didn't even need the dice!
No.20503
>>20498
It has been a while. I-I'm sorry if I worried you. I-if it helps any, I was practically ready for the entire situation as a whole. Also, apparently everywhere around my town has power now, so my home should be getting power later tonight or tomorrow, meaning my domain being the comfy castle shall be open for me to sit on my throne~!
>>20496
Funny seeing a bully of such caliber post here~
>>20497
>>20499
How are you all doing today?
No.20504
>>20497
I-I guess
>>20498
Oh right, the smelling part. Everyone has their thing I guess
>>20499
huh.
>>20500
>>20501
N-not this again
No.20505
>>20502
Oh shit, a bottle of wine?
Get a load of this crazy person!
<3
No.20506
>>20502
You drank that bottle by yourself?
No.20507
>>20505
I-I'm not crazy, I just felt like having a bottle of wine
But I might be crazy
>>20506
-nod nod- Over the course of like, 2.5 hours though.
No.20508
*slips back in to her regular clothes*
No.20509
>>20502
Drinking the whole bottle? You must of been thirsty..
>>20503
I-I'm doing good, how's your day been so far?
No.20510
>>20507
If you want to get fucking wrecked wine is the classy way to do it.
>>20508
You look cuter with your fringe down, y'know.
No.20512
>>20503
How so?
>>20504
Something wrong with Rumors, Lisa?
No.20513
>>20503
Awww scarfu! I missed you and Kiro!!!
>>20504
The smell is nice. Heh sorry, looks like I had a flashback….As I shot them all I heard was "Myeep Myeep! Ayy Lmao"
No.20514
>>20499
Glad you can relate.
>>20500
It's okay, I've examined the body from before so I know what to look for.
>>20501
Sorry, never played Persona.
>>20503
Pretty good, and you?
>>20504
Ohohoho, I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>20505
I got Kai's panties yesterday.
No.20515
>>20510
-nod nod nod-
I wasn't drunk, I was pretty tipsy, though~
You're too sweet
No.20516
>>20514
I'll need to up my pantsu game to keep up with you.
>>20515
I know I am, hun.
No.20517
>>20487
I had the biggest giggle fit from that picture. I really need to read the whole thing.
No.20518
>>20514
Good, Aleister. With your research I'm sure we can defeat those green bastards sooner….
>>20515
>tfw two glasses of wine gets me drunk. I vomit and have the most awful hangover.
>tfw this happens to me with any alcohol I drink
No.20519
>>20509
It's been alright. Slept until around 11, but I kept waking up periodically. Honestly, it's the best sleep I've had in the past two days so I'm not complaining. I-is everything alright? You seem tense.
>>20512
I'unno. Usually a bully like you would be feared by many. I guess you're not that bad or somethin'
>>20513
I missed everyone dearly, especially your silly antics, Nurai~
>>20514
Bah can't complain. Could be far worse.
No.20520
>>20518
<3
I actually have an incredibly weak stomach and make sure I watch how much I drink all the time, because there's usually a pretty good chance I may get sick
No.20521
>>20516
Aren't we tied at the moment?
>>20518
Rest easy solider, it's the researches time now.
>>20519
Heh, I suppose it could always be worse.
No.20522
>>20518
I got drunk off of about 9 shots of fireball, I haven't touched that stuff for years, though.
>>20519
Everything's fine! I-I'm just happy you got a good night's rest.
No.20523
>>20512
N-nothing wrong with rumors when they're just that; rumors.
>>20513
That's okay Nurai. You did your country a service, you're entitled to some PTSD
No.20524
Afternoon everyone!
>>20518
Nurai, im glad to see you fine and well after the battle lastnight!
No.20525
>>20518
At least you didn't have my first drinking binge experience. A bottle of raspberry vodka and some tabletop rpg game involved about 10 shots in about 90 minutes. Got bored, played some multiplayer games with friends (obnoxiously I might add) before I kept blacking out, banged my way from my computer to my room, woke up 12 hours later with vomit in my bed and apparently the bathroom. No hangover though, so yay.
No.20526
>>20524
A-afternoon, Nyano
No.20527
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>>20522
I wouldn't call it a good night's rest, but whatever helps you smile.
>>20524
Hello, Nyano~
No.20530
>>20494
:^)
I apologize if I grossed you out. I kinda wanted to see your reaction, but I'm also lacking sleep and therefore fucks to give about what I say.
>>20502
Good afternoon, sweet cheeks. Here's your first pat of the day.
*gently strokes your hair*
>>20524
Good afternoon, Nyano.
>>20495
Good morning to you too, Scarfu.
Glad to see that you seem to be in a better mood since yesterday.
No.20532
>>20527
Well, You slept for a while I guess is a better way to put it
>>20524
Good after-morning-noon, Nyano
No.20534
I think in a drinking contest between some of you guys and my 12 year old sister she'd win every time!
No.20535
>>20534
Is that an Scottish joke?
No.20536
>>20532
U-uh…s-sure~ Let's go with that!
No.20537
>>20534
>Canadian vs Scot
At least it'd be close
No.20538
>>20533
Yes… that's a good kitty~
*scratches behind your ear*
>>20534
You'd be right. I'm a lightweight.
No.20539
>>20534
I never claimed to binge drink often. That said, I'm still a lightweight since I rarely drink.
No.20540
>>20519
I'm not a bully.
>>20523
Mmmmhmm.
No.20541
>>20526
>>20527
>>20529
>>20530
>>20532
I hope you all stayed out of trouble after i left!
No.20542
>>20541
I can't promise anything.
No.20543
>>20538
>Scratching her behind the ear
I think I remember a certain someone liking being pet by the ears, too..
>>20541
I was gone most of the time, so..
No.20544
>>20538
<3
>>20541
I-I don't remember
No.20545
>>20541
I did, don't worry. My adventures in the powerless wastes of upper middle class white suburbia were completely safe. Dark and interesting, but safe nonetheless!
Part of me wouldn't mind having adventures in a powerless wasteland. I've concluded that I would take it like a champ and the zombies would just be swagfags without reception. My brother looked like a fucking zombie and even acted like one when he didn't have reception. Shit was hilarious to watch~
>>20540
Are to~
No.20547
>>20541
I had my gun taken from me by Karol when you left. I cried afterwards. You could have stopped it. She gave it back to me, though. Not before fondling it.
>>20543
Shush you! I command you to keep silent about that!
>>20544
Yes you are~
*rubs neck*
No.20548
Speaking of pet play, do you guys have any pets?
No.20549
Got a decent six hours of sleep, how is everyone doing?
No.20550
>>20549
I'm running with no sleep and comparatively no fucks give right now.
Other than that, I'm peachy.
No.20551
No.20552
>>20548
Two bearded dragons, a Dog, Salt water and fresh water fish tanks, a rat, and a bird.
>>20549
Pretty good, how about you?
No.20553
>>20545
"No."
>>20548
I have two dogs, a cat and a turtle.
No.20554
>>20548
I don't have any pets. The closest I came to owning a pet was when I lived at my grandmother's when I was just a tike. She had a small fluffy poodle that I loved to play with.
No.20555
>>20547
>letting someone take your gun
I was going to edit the picture to switch "cash money" to "AMERICAN" in white and blue lettering but I couldn't be fucked.
No.20556
>>20548
I got 2 cats and a Malumute/Husky cross who I think is retarded.
No.20557
>>20555
So would that have changed if you were being fucked?
>>20553
Turtles are fucking cool.
No.20558
>>20548
Four dogs and a cat. Boxer, boxer, shih tzu, and lhasa apso. And a pond full of goldfish, but they aren't pets. Cat pic related.
No.20559
>>20557
Please sweetie, if I was being fucked I would have far better things to focus on than making silly reaction pictures.
No.20560
>>20558
Weird, I also have a boxer and a cat that looks just like that.
>>20552
I also have two separate aquariums
No.20561
>>20550
Hope you get some sleep soon.
>>20552
I'm alright, how are you?
>>20548
I have two cats, one of which is about to give birth to a litter of kittens, and a dog.
No.20562
>>20555
I let my guard down, and Karol isn't someone you refuse lightly.
I was sweating real life bullets when it happened. I went in full gun safety panic mode, but it turns out Karol wanted to have me drop by her shop to buy weapon modifications, so I assume she at least knew what she was doing.
No.20563
>>20553
Yes you a-
>turtle
I wouldn't mind having a turtle some point in my life. I love turtles. They're the tanks of nature~
>>20548
I have 3 cats and a dog. Back when I was younger we had two ferrets, which are fucking god tier pets.
No.20564
>>20547
Rubbing her neck, too? It's like you want someone to pet you back *I get closer*
>>20548
I did at my old house, but we had to give her away because my apartment doesn't allow animals.
>>20549
Pretty good, though six hours doesn't seem like much..
No.20565
>>20560
Neato, are they fresh or salt?
>>20559
I believe this requires some investigation.
>>20561
Hmm, same as 10 minutes ago. lol
No.20566
>>20561
My first cat was a stray we found after a hurricane storm hit our side of the state. She was pregnant with five kittens, we kept two of them. Cats are great if they want to sleep with you, though mine hogs the bed.
No.20567
>>20565
Fresh and salt.
Don't ask me what's in them, though - I don't run them
No.20568
>>20562
I was far too tired to even partake in the RP, I made 2 posts then I went to bed.
Maybe I can live out my gun owning fantasies in CCRPV since my nanny state won't let me actually have any.
No.20569
>>20557
Yep.
>>20563
Tanks don't require you to clean their living environment as often.
No.20570
No.20571
>>20564
N-no! Stay back you wicked seducer! I-I'll not be taken in by your soft caresses this time!
>>20568
I was pretty burnt out by the end of the RP myself.
You would definitely have a position secured as a gun store owner. I think Rebis is allowing open carry and stuff, so probably the you, Karol, and I can team up for some muh guns shenanigans.
No.20572
>>20569
True, but they're all knighty and tanky and stuff. That and I sometimes take care of my neighbors during the summer and I've never had a problem.
No.20573
>>20572
What type of turtle was it?
Mine tries to constantly walk off high places and it bothers me
No.20574
>>20571
Fine, but you know you love it..
No.20575
Kerry is weak to petting?
No.20576
>>20566
The one in the picture used to sleep with me all the time.
Then he got attacked by a pack of dogs a few months ago and he's been a nervous wreck ever since.
No.20577
>>20571
Nah I'ma be a waitress. I'll carry a Glawk Brand Glawk in my work bag!
No.20578
>>20573
Not entirely sure of the breed. Never really figured that out…
All this /ccrp/ville talk is making me try to think of ways to enter and be the creepy outcast I was born to be!
No.20579
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>>20548
The new one of my 6 horses,i also have three dogs and a fish
No.20580
No.20581
>>20574
Sh-shut up! I-I don't even remember what happened yesterday!
Hmph
>>20575
You heard nothing!
>>20577
>Glock
I think they look ugly as sin, but they are very practical.
No.20582
>>20578
Damn.
You're not creepy and you shouldn't be an outcast
No.20583
*munch munch munch*
SANDWICH MODE, ACTIVATE!
No.20584
>>20578
>>20582
What Bossu said.
It wouldn't work anyway, because we would all love you tenderly against your will.
No.20585
>>20578
Come be my neighbor in the haunted part of town.
>>20581
Are you sure?
*inches closer*
No.20586
>>20581
I didn't like how they looked but if you stare at pictures of a G17 long enough it grows on you. It's practical and clean cut which I like.
If I wanted a gun for looks though I'd take a Browing Hi-Power for 9mm and some form of 1911 in .45, probably a Sig.
No.20587
>>20582
>>20584
>Me
>Not creepy
Funny
A-and I would avoid that love like the plague!
>>20585
That's what I plan on doing~
No.20588
zzzzzzzzzguh
Finally got some sleep…
No.20589
>>20587
>You
>Creepy.
Swamp please.
No.20590
>>20587
Urge to play Splatoon… Rising…
Maybe when I'm done with you nice people and done with most of my work I go squid mode.
No.20591
>>20587
>You being creepy
Nah
No.20592
Afternoon everyone! How are we all?
No.20593
i have no idea whats going on since i woke up but it looks like 100% cutie
No.20594
Exercise hurts. But it's a good hurt.
No.20595
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>>20590
>Tfw power outage
You have no idea how much I want to play Splatoon right now…
>>20589
>>20591
D-don't you lie to me!
>>20592
Alright, I guess. How're you doing Ramona~?
No.20596
>>20585
Gah! Stay back!
Look what you did Kiro! This is all your fault!
..this was your plan all along, wasn't it! I told you you play dirty!
>>20586
I get ya. I like the look of the Hi-Power as well, but for me, my heart is set on the Beretta 9, as far as 9mm is concerned. For .45 ACP, I prefer the 1911, but I definitely like SIGs and H&K as well.
No.20598
>>20595
I'm good thanks! Just had a few friends round earlier, and now I'm ready to relax!
No.20599
I have to leave to go check something out downtown, so I'll be back..
>>20595
You're more cute than anything
>>20596
Don't worry… I'll take over the petting when I get back
No.20600
>>20594
Exercise is the greatest thing in the world.
I wish I could get enough food to do it 24/7.
No.20601
>>20595
Would I lie to you?
You still haven't told me what to put on the fucking sandwich
No.20602
>>20592
Good afternoon, Ramona.
I'm doing swell, despite needing to sleep. How about you?
>>20593
Good day, Kai. I trust you slept well.
>>20595
Ah, yes. This is what I've been missing. Bullying Scarfu when she thinks she can get away with saying she's creepy.
>>20599
That's not what I meant and you know it, buster!
No.20603
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>20588
"Sleep."
>>20592
Afternoon, I'm fine.
>>20593
Morning.
>>20596
Here I come.
No.20604
>>20602
I'm pretty good thanks!
No.20605
>>20602
>>20603
hiiiiii
still trying to wake up, feeling rather out of it at the moment ugh.
No.20606
>>20599
I-I am not cute!
>>20601
Possibly?
Cheese, crushed red pepper. and any form of spicy sauce you desire. Maybe mustard if you so choose. It's what I usually go with.
No.20607
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>20603
Rolling to counter the pet
>>20606
But you are~!
I should really go downtown now, fuck it I'll just have them send me photos and check it out
No.20608
>>20596
I think I'll go for either a Colt Defender or Springfield Range Officer for my CRRPV carry, chambered in .45 for muh stoppan powah.
Cute little scary guns.
No.20609
>>20595
>Scarfu has Splatoon
C-Can I add you on to my friend's list… p-please…
No.20610
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>20607
MUDA MUDA MUDA!
No.20611
>>20606
I WOULD NOT
On it, I hate mustard though so none of that
No.20612
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>20603
Ugh. Emperor Preserve me!
>>20605
I know this feel all to well.
>>20607
>another nigga moment
This seems to be a trend for you.
No.20613
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>20607
>>20603
OH SHIT WHAT WE GOT HERE?
>>20610
COUNTER!
No.20614
>>20548
My parents has a large poodle. He's a bit of an old man now, going on 10 years. He's real cuddly and behaves like a puppy all the time though. I can't help myself around him! My eyes itch like crazy but it's worth it
No.20615
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>20608
Ohh yes~ Those do look delicious.
I'd kinda like to get a Single Action Army in .45 for funsies as well.
No.20618
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>20613
It's no use, you can't defeat me!
>>20612
Just you wait, I'll have your body!
>>20616
More like "blood of virgins."
No.20619
>>20615
Get 2 and become Revolver Ocelot.
You're damn lucky your country lets you enjoy firearms recreationally unless you're a Californian.
No.20620
If you tie my critical fail….
No.20621
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
Rolling for cute hedgehogs.
No.20622
>>20609
Of course~ Might not get to it within the next few days, if that's alright. W-what weapon do you use?
>>20607
Yare yare when will I ever escape this? Urge to draw myself as JotaroFunny enough, my favorite stand in Part 3 is probably The World
No.20624
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>20613
>>20610
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
>>20622
>Implying you can escape my love
No.20626
>>20622
That's okay~!
I switch between Splattershot Pro and the Krak-On for Turf War n_n
For King of the Hill I use the .56 Gal~
No.20627
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>20619
East Coaster here.
I don't even know what the gun laws are here since I don't even own a firearm but at least it isn't Massachusetts.
>Two Single Action Armies
I like the way you think.
No.20628
>>20592
Evening Ramona!
>>20600
>that picture
Have we switched to d20's now?
No.20631
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No.20632
>>20624
I-I lost.
*collapses in defeat*
>>20628
Krystal's comment about the d20 last night refreshed my urge.
No.20633
File: 1435252338129.png (Spoiler Image, 331 KB, 441x584, 441:584, This ride never ends.png)
>>20624
I guess my attempts are useless
I'll stop nowZA WARUDO!
>>20626
I always stick with the Splatterscope. I love the shit out of that thing, but when I'm not using it, if that ever happens anymore, I go with Splattershot Pro or Aerospray RG. Shit's wonderful.
No.20635
>>20627
I spent so much time on /k/ I could probably tell you at least a couple things about gun laws from any place you asked about.
I reckon by this point the polis and watching me in case I shoot someone.
No.20636
Getting ready for work and I just want to stay home…
No.20637
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| Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>20624
>Implying you can escape my love
I know this feel all to well now.
No.20639
>>20633
>Aerospray
I bet you wear clothes that aren't fresh, too.
No.20640
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>20636
Stay home, you don't need work..
>>20637
Now that I won the dice *I put my thumb on your ear*
No.20645
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>>20640
I accept it.jpg
N-not again…
*she squirms against your touch, by now a bit used to the sensation, but still clearly uncomfortable*
>>20635
I live in Pennsylvania if you want to knowledge me. The laws are fairly lax, I think.
No.20646
>>20642
I have no more hedgehogs on me (that aren't Sonic). Have these baby birds instead.
No.20647
>>20640
I do if I want money! I like my job, I'm just dreading the bike ride there…
No.20648
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>>20639
Coming from the krak-on user…I bet you think those clown shoes look fresh!
I like how the gasmask looks. I tend to swap between that and the paintball mask pretty often. Call me not fresh all you like, I think I look comfy
No.20650
Why is Jack Black so good?
No.20652
>>20627
Those are some pretty slick looking guns. What are they?
No.20653
>>20645
Pennsylvania is pretty good, it's a shall issue for CC I think and I know open carry is allowed anywhere outside of Philadelphia. I heard something about not being allowed to carry in cars but I can't verify if that's true. No registry either I don't think.
No.20654
>>20650
Because he's the John Belushi of the present.
No.20655
>>20648
I'll take a picture of my totally fresh squid later
My only problem is I wear what I think actually looks good but also have good perks, and all of my clothing only has 2 extra perks instead of 3 because I'm too lazy to level up 3 star clothes and pay to re-roll perks until I get the set ups I want.
>>20650
10/10 taste
No.20656
>>20646
I check your birds, and raise you fresh gangsta pigeons.
No.20658
>>20655
>I'll take a picture of my totally fresh squid later
No.20659
>>20645
Its good that you know to accept it now *I pet the sides of your head while I put a thumb on your other ear*
I wish some other people would let me pet them…
No.20664
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>>20659
*she hunches forward and tenses her shoulders*
*she shoots you a one eyed glare*
I-idiot! I haven't given in!
I'm only pretending to like it…
No.20665
>>20662
Oh Colours bby show me ur squid
No.20666
File: 1435253431788.png (Spoiler Image, 108.92 KB, 662x577, 662:577, 1434670354823.png)
>>20662
That's right. Your squid isn't something for everyone to see!
No.20667
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No.20669
well as long as the squid is tasty i suppose…
damn now i'm hungry for seafood
No.20670
>>20667
AWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHH GURL
No.20672
>>20652
I've tried looking for an answer, but have come up empty.
I think they're still Single Action Army, but with a modified barrel. I could be wrong though.
No.20673
>>20655
Hey, I have a quote from the game itself to justify you.
No.20674
>>20618
Eeeeh? N-no, just the normal kind of sleep.
>>20653
Indeed, Philly is slightly more strict, which makes the state appear more stringent when it comes to gun laws, but PA otherwise is a pretty chill state about guns.
I really need to get a gun, things have been getting worse around here in the past few years. Almost as bad as it used to be in the 80s.
No.20675
>>20664
*My fingers slowly move to the back of your head and neck*
Well you'll give in soon
>>20667
Welp
No.20676
>>20667
I'm not really sure what I was expecting there, but r34 sure works fast.
No.20677
>>20673
Marie speaks the truth
For once. Callie 4eva
No.20678
>>20674
Imagine that "thing are getting bad" feeling then imagine realising that your government won't allow you the means to defend yourself against it.
Even if I got an illegal firearm (which isn't that hard because gun control DOESN'T WORK) I'd get shagged by the legal system as soon as I used it even if it was 100% justified.
No.20679
Oh god sneezing after working my abdomen hurts.
No.20681
>>20679
I worry that your job is gonna kill you, you really don't seem to like it at all.
No.20682
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>>20675
*she shivers and rolls her head up, casting a look near the edge of her vision*
W-well.. You've gotten full of yourself!
*she manages a weak grin*
H-hah.
No.20683
>>20681
No, it feels good to work out. It's the sneezing from my allergies that clench my stomach that's killing me.
No.20685
>>20683
Ah that's alright then.
I'm lucky enough to have no allergies myself.
No.20686
>>20674
>>20678
That reminds of when one of my neighbors wanted to open up a gun shop from inside his home… he didn't get permission.
No.20689
>>20688
Pretty much. I kinda have mixed feelings about it though.
It would have been super convenient, but at the same time, I dunno if I'd really want him selling guns so close to my residence.
No.20690
>>20682
*I abruptly let go at pat your head* I guess I have haven't I? Oh well..
>>20686
That sounds like the most 'Murcian thing ever..
No.20691
>>20689
>I dunno if I'd really want him selling guns so close to my residence.
Read as:
>I dunno if I'd really want to be a minute walk away from the best place to be when the zombies come.
Step it up.
No.20692
>>20652
The weapons in MGSV are all fictional, loosely based on period weapons.
Ocelot wields some Mateba lookalikes, and there is a second "bottom chamber" revolver, the Uragan, that you got to use in Ground Zeroes.
No.20694
>>20693
Ah, you're back Styles! More cake?
No.20695
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>>20690
*she rapidly blinks her eyes open, leans forward, and looks at you angrily*
W-when did I say you could stop?!
*she closes her mouth and puffs out one of her cheeks, her head still being jostled by your patting*
>>20693
Hello styles~ Ready for your daily dose of petting?
No.20696
>>20693
hellos
>>20694
more cake is always the answer
>>20695
petting is also good
No.20697
>>20691
I just don't trust people to not be idiots with guns, and then ruin it for responsible owners.
>implying he wouldn't barricade his house and shoot all of us on sight
There's also the risk of his house being robbed. That would make things worse for everyone.
No.20698
>>20694
I leave for a few days and seeing you with cake worries me on how many people you've drugged while I was gone.
S-should I be worried?
No.20699
>>20696
Petting is love, petting is life.
No.20700
>>20693
Hey there sis, how are you doing?
No.20701
>>20695
Hmp, you'll get more pets later if you're good *I honk your nose*
>>20698
BE VERY WORRIED
No.20702
>>20696
You want some too Kai?
>>20698
No Scarfu! These ones are good this time! I promise!
No.20703
>>20694
Hmmmm………
Sure
>>20695
Depends on who's doing the petting……I'm very ticklish.
>>20696
Gooood Afternoon~
>>20700
I'm doing fine I guess, I remember I was only supposed to take a quick nap, but now it's 7pm…..Oh dear!!
No.20704
>>20699
*pet pet* yush
>>20702
as your number one fan, of course~ *chew chew munch munch*
No.20705
>>20702
I-I'm fine anyway. I'm not that hungry.
No.20706
>>20703
Oh dear, mess up your schedule again?
No.20707
| Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>20701
*she throws her arms downward, angling her wrists up in irritation*
Where do you think you're going, buster?!
You started this, so you better take responsibility!
If you don't I'll… I'll… I'll pet you myself!
*she lunges*
>>20703
>>20704
Why can't I hold all this petting?
No.20708
| Rolled 20 (1d20) |
>>20707
*I try to grab you and pull you close to me* What do you think you're doing?
No.20709
>>20708
>Spoiled picture
fuck
No.20710
>>20706
Looks like it………Sorry sis……But I had a promise to keep, so I don't regret a thing.
>>20707
Well at least it's not me……..
No.20711
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>20708
Jesus fucking christ, m8, you're killing me
No.20712
>>20710
No need to apologize, I'm guilty of doing the same thing for the same reason.
I stayed up till six in the morning spend time with them.
No.20713
>>20705
Are you sure? It's delicious!
>>20704
Yay for more cake! I've baked enough for everyone!
No.20715
>>20708
*as soon as you make contact with her head, she stops frozen in her tracks midstride, and beads of sweat begin dropping from her face*
W-what did you do that for! Unf-unnfair!
No.20716
>>20713
I-I'unno…m-maybe in a bit.
No.20717
>>20713
*slowly eats down another cake* gulp…glad to hear~
>>20714
i'll have your cake then!
>>20716
trust me scarf its really good =w=
No.20718
>>20712
Well, I guess we are sisters after all……
>>20713
>>20714
More cake!!!
*Proceeds to nom cake*
I don't know what you put in these, but they're too good!!
No.20719
>>20718
>I don't know what you put in these, but they're too good!!
>tfw I instantly remember what Nurai said about her cake
No.20720
>>20715
Well don't try and tackle me! *I mess with your ear with one hand and your neck with the other while still holding you*
>>20717
Fine with me..
>>20718
>inb4 the drugs make them taste good
No.20722
>>20719
>>20720
>tfw I instantly remember what Nurai said about her cake
>inb4 the drugs make them taste good
STHAP!!
No.20723
>>20714
YOU LOVE IT
>>20716
Well, there's always more if you want it!
>>20717
>>20718
As I was telling Lisa earlier, the secret to these cakes are Love and Justice! Glad you think they're nice!
No.20724
>I'M A SQUID NOW
Time for Splatoon.
No.20725
*wanders in holding an upside down map* and then I make a right, should be…oh now where am i?
No.20726
>>20722
It's too late to stop now.
No.20728
>>20725
Delicious Town, m'lady! Would you like some cake?
No.20729
>>20723
I can always stand for the power of love and justice!!
*Takes another bite*
And talking about love…..I got Senpai a present!!
But don't tell her……..
>>20725
Apparently, cake land!!
Want some?
>>20726
Sis pls……
No.20730
>>20725
Hey I never met you last night, what's up?
No.20731
>>20728
ooh i am a fan of cake. Let me just check my notepad
>>do not trust the cake
I believe i'll pass..
No.20732
>>20723
that certainly does explain why i love them!
>>20720
yay!
>>20718
cake sistahs!
>>20725
hiiiii bow, you should totally have some cake~
No.20734
>>20730
Not much, just finished dealing with the owners of where I live. Just calming down and going back to enjoying my day off before I head downtown
>>20732
>>20729
NO CAKE!!
No.20735
File: 1435256766965.jpg (93.22 KB, 442x514, 221:257, Jioti mall fingers locked ….jpg)
>>20720
*she fidgets and squirms wildly in your arms as she still recovers from being countered, her mouth occasionally mashing against your body as she tries to speak*
P-pweash… sh-shtop… I.. I'm shawy…
*she begins to tear, and settles her head with her mouth being entirely muffled by your body*
…dount leaf me awone agan…
No.20736
>>20734
Coolcool, you seem nice.
No.20737
>>20731
Are you sure??
It's strawberry gateau~♪
>>20732
Wooooh!
No.20738
>>20736
i am nice. You seem friendly enough
No.20739
>>20733
Would you like some cake, Den?
>>20734
I really wouldn't lie to a new girl, it's fine, really!
No.20740
>>20738
Well, my name does mean "Friendship"~
No.20741
>>20735
*I stop for a quick moment out of pure shock, the keep petting* I wont..
No.20742
>>20737
lets eat it all!~
>>20739
she's completely trust worthy, honest, my stomach never lies!
No.20743
>>20739
im fine, i've eaten enough sweets already.
>>20740
Nice.
No.20744
>>20742
To be honest, I'm just burning time until senpai get's here……I don't want to reveal her present early but I'm just too excited!!
No.20745
>>20741
*she rubs her tears into your clothing, sniffling occasionally, the rest of her body follows suit and falls into yours*
*she doesn't move a muscle other than when she sniffles*
Ooh sniff kaay~…
ARE YOU OVERLOADING WITH CUTE YET?
I NEARLY DIED WRITING THAT SHIT
No.20746
>>20745
Your cuteness just melted the face off of all of us who read that post.
No.20747
>>20744
Are you going to jump out of one of those cakes in your birthday suit?
No.20748
>>20745
god damn that is adorable
>>20744
fair enough, we gotta burn threw these cakes afterall.
No.20749
>>20747
I'm saving that for her birthday~
No.20750
>>20745
>That crying
Do I need to bully Kiro?
No.20751
>>20739
Suuuuure! Thanks, Rammy.
No.20752
>>20741
*Then FUCK I NEED SLEEP
>>20745
Kerry.. *I slowly move my head to the top of your head while trying not to show myself getting flustered* Y-you're making my vest wet..
I JUST WANTED TO BULLY AT FIRST
>>20750
.-.
No.20753
>finally unlocked Poppo
Time to spread Ubiquitous all over the place.
No.20755
>>20745
Awwwww……….That's adorable!!
>>20748
Agreed, pass me another cake!!
>>20750
RUN
>>20751
Nice try Den, but we all know vampires can't eat delicious cake!!
No.20756
File: 1435257747567.png (66.48 KB, 468x575, 468:575, Den has built up a resista….png)
>>20755
Well, good thing I'm not a vampire.
No.20757
>>20751
No problem, Den! Glad you like it!
>>20748
If you want to burn though these cakes, you'll have to keep going, I made over 50,000 for everyone!
No.20760
>>20758
swampy quit trying to be threatening. It makes you far to adorable.
No.20761
>>20755
ofcourse! *passes styles a nice cake as i chomp and gulp down another one* uuuuu…my tummy feels so gooooooooood =w=
>>20757
*her mouth waters at the mention* yyyeeesss ramona chan~ *hungerly eats and chews up one more cake*
No.20763
>>20750
*she looks at Scarfu and then back at Kiro's vest*
*inbetween sobs*
N-nuu sniff I.. ouwy I sniff ouwy I can bully hic …
*only after hearing Kiro mention her vest does she realize how much of a mess it has become*
*she sees the large stain of tears with a little snot mixed in*
I'm.. I'm…
*unable to finish her apology she mashes her face into the vest and sobs loudly, tears and snot, now flowing unhindered*
wWWwaaAAhhHahaAaa
*she wraps her arms around Kiro tightly*
I seriously started tearing up writing this
I never asked for these feels
No.20764
>>20761
Well, I know how much you guys like my cake, so I had to make more! But I might've overdone it…
No.20765
Oh, a wild Bow has appeared.
No.20766
>>20756
Ah-……..Uh…….hmmmm……
*Sits down quietly in a thinker pose*
>>20758
I'm just gonna sit over here and eat cake…..
Don't kill me……
>>20761
Yoink!
*I grab the cake and take a large bite*
Ah my gog……sho goowd~!!
*Gulp*
No.20767
>>20763
Oh alright…
>>20760
I-I can be threatening if I want to be!
No.20768
>>20757
50, 000 per or 50, 000 overall?
If you can promise you won't drug me then I'll have some.
No.20770
File: 1435258310666.png (405.04 KB, 439x589, 439:589, Bow-Chan shocked and horri….png)
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>20765
wild Bow attempts to flee
No.20771
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>20770
You're not going anywhere.
No.20772
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Seriously, Dice Gods, why?
At least let me die?
No.20773
>>20766
such a cute eater
>>20764
well if you don't mind be bloating up i'll be glad to eat them all eventually! *swallows and gulps down another cake*
*cough*alsomightwantyourstreamaccountifyouneedmetoeatortastetestanythingifyouwant *cough*
>>20768
that's the spirit
>>20771
looks like she is
No.20774
No.20775
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>20771
>>20772
Nice 1s nerd.
Check my 6
No.20776
>>20771
>>20772
Bow can not be so easily defeated.
>>20775
Dayum.
No.20780
No.20781
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>20776
>>20775
>>20773
Rolling again for suicide.
If I get a 1 I'm pretty sure I'm immortal.
No.20782
>>20763
I.. *I slowly put one hand on your back and the other on the back of your head, holding you*
…
>>20775
Now do that with a 100 sided die
No.20783
>>20768
Both! I, Ramona Nichola Joanna H– statement hidden for public safety— promise to not drug you Amity!
>>20773
My Steam? It's Nu Evil Angel. Don't forget to eat all the cake!
No.20784
>>20781
Kinda immortality achieved!!
No.20785
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>20784
;-;
No.20786
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
That was pretty cool wasn't it?
Now look at this 10.
No.20787
>>20786
Fuck, if that had worked I would've died.
No.20789
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>20786
What a shame
No.20790
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
Screw this, I'm following Dice Satan, at least he only fucked me once.
No.20791
>>20783
thanks, i'll be looking forward to eating all of your products…now back to the cake. *takes two cakes in her hands and slowly stuffs and chews them in her mouth*
>>20786
gg
No.20792
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
No.20793
File: 1435258991323.jpg (19.09 KB, 350x263, 350:263, 0c78f7608bef6942736a081e7c….jpg)
No.20794
>>20783
Alright fine, gimme that cake.
No.20795
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
Biting
No.20796
>>20790
He fucked you once and you loved it, now you're begging for more like the slut you are.
No.20797
>>20794
Enjoy the deliciousness!
No.20798
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>20792
H-here I go!
No.20799
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
>>20796
I'll fuck you like a slut.
No.20800
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>20799
What would Rosa say?
No.20801
>>20799
I doubt Rosa would be too pleased with that unless she got to join in like I know she wants to.
No.20802
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
D-does RNGesus like me today?
No.20803
>>20799
Haven't you already?
I should keep a target list for you……
No.20804
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>20802
RNGesus gave you my 18, be happy
No.20805
| Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>20800
>>20801
I'm sure I could get her on board, it's not like she doesn't know about Monday.
>>20803
I seem to have made another transformation….
No.20807
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
ROLL FOR EVERYONE LOVING DELICIOUS CAKE
No.20808
>>20805
Oh? I hope you keep your…….transformations well away from me and Senpai….
No.20809
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
>>20806
Gambling addiction~
No.20810
>>20806
It happens here sometimes, we all have a serious problem and need help.
No.20811
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>20807
COUNTER ROLL
No.20812
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>20811
FUCK RE ROLL
No.20813
No.20814
>>20807
IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN *crams four cakes into her mouth*
>>20794
good choice!
>>20812
I SAY THAT DOESN'T COUNT
No.20815
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>20807
NO!
>>20808
Of course, there's someone else but I can't remember.
No.20816
No.20817
>>20782
*her grief slowly dissipates - the vice lock of her arms relaxes, her head which was so firmly implanted into your vest, worryingly at risk of suffocation, begins to lift up, her loud crying softening to short, quick hics and sniffs, she shivers like a leaf in your arms as her muscles become stiff and rubbery*
Ouun.. Ouunnf sniff Ah-hounn… hic
*she weighs heavily on you, standing only with the strength in your arms*
THE RIDE NEVER STOPS
No.20819
>>20816
*stuffs kiro's dice into a cake and eats it* hah!~
No.20820
C-cake….
I don't have to eat it do I?
No.20821
>>20819
Kai! Don't put things in your mouth that you don't know where they've been!
No.20822
Hm, what silly folks and all their rolling.
Rolling to Den.
…
Yes, a Natural Den!
No.20823
>>20819
Now I imagine all of us literally rolling dice whenever shit kicks off, kek.
No.20824
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
>>20822
No.20825
>>20822
Have I ever told you how much I love every single thing you post?
No.20826
No.20827
>>20822
That, "Den outa Den," comment someone made earlier has never been more appropriate.
No.20828
>>20821
but i can't let kiro ruin ramona's lovely cakes~
>>20820
well you could give it to me if you wanted~
>>20822
Best Den ever
>>20823
heeheeehee
No.20829
>>20822
You mean we don't?
No.20830
>>20828
Makes all those fights we have seem a lot funnier if you imagine people freeze-framing in the middle of a swing to roll some dice with their other hand.
No.20831
>>20822
Now, imagine if we had a Kari die to go with this…
THINK OF THE POWER
No.20832
>>20828
PLEASE.
*hands over the cake with no fuss*
>>20830
Heh.
No.20833
>>20831
Kari would roll Critical Mayos all day.
No.20834
>>20817
*I try to hold you up, but end up just proping you up with a near by surface*
You're like a kid..
*I kiss you on the forehead while still hugging you*
I just wanted to bully……….
>>20828
Why do you want cake so much?
No.20835
>>20830
that is hilarious now that i think about it
>>20832
yay! i think i've ate about 50 by now today…ah well *gleefully eats down the one ale kun gave me~*
No.20836
>>20834
*pats tummy* cause i love cake! its pretty simple really :3
No.20837
>>20833
>tfw when she's already made a die with all of our faces on it
No.20838
>>20835
How can you handle that many?
No.20839
>>20834
If you let out your inner bully it's also time to let out your inner lewd. Do it!
No.20840
>>20835
Kai that's enough cake. If you're going to eat anymore im going to force you to exersice
No.20841
No.20842
No.20843
>>20838
i have an Idol sized appetite~
>>20840
you wouldn't dare, thats horrible!
No.20845
>>20839
>it's also time to let out your inner lewd. Do it!
>currently in my most vulnerable state
No.20846
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>20839
We have enough lewd here as it is.
No.20847
>>20844
I'll put on a scarf and dye my hair blonde if that's what it takes to get you out them clothes.
>>20845
>not wanting to be lewded by Korrupted Kiro.
No.20848
Now that Senpai is awake, I can unveil my present!!
Good morning Yemi-chan!!
I hope you like it~
<3
No.20849
No.20851
>>20837
>100 sided die with everyone on it at least once
>Determines who Kari will mayo next
>The die is loaded so it never lands on Scarfu
>Your name is on the most sides
No.20852
>>20843
you are an idol. If you've been skipping on your routines and workouts there will be no more cake
No.20853
File: 1435260589160.png (174.58 KB, 485x282, 485:282, Death-Note-L-death-note-24….png)
>>20847
Why do you do this to me..
>>20848
Cute as fuck
No.20856
No.20857
>>20848
That's very cute.
Nice work sis.
No.20859
>>20848
That's really adorable!
No.20860
>>20852
but i don't wannnnaaa….ffiinnnnnneee…*grumbles under her breath*damn old lady…
No.20861
>>20853
A-am I cute yet Kiro?
No.20862
>>20851
>never lands on Scarfu
>>20858
Remember you have the power of Scarfless whenever you need to kill
No.20864
>>20861
Are we just gonna cosplay each other now? Cause that sounds really fun
No.20865
>>20861
I never said you weren't cute, just that I don't want to be lewd..
No.20866
>>20861
M-my hair isn't even that blonde!
>>20851
perfect
No.20867
>>20864
I still have this picture from like the 2nd thread I was in where I stole Style's clothes.
No.20868
>>20850
>>20853
>>20855
>>20856
>>20857
>>20859
>>20863
Thanks everyone, I don't really draw but I never really had proper inspiration until recently~
It means a lot to me that you all like it.
No.20870
>>20866
The more blonde you are the more master ra- I mean cute you are.
No.20871
>>20867
W-what?!?
Where'd my clothes go?!?
No.20873
>>20867
>not taking the bandages so we could see her cute scar
No.20874
>>20871
Mmm, you're even cuter without your glasses Styles!
No.20875
>>20869
nothing…i'll get on that workout now…*goes off to train and work out*
No.20876
I accepted Lux' friend request on Steam and decided I'd just leave it to her if she wants to start a conversation.
What happened is that I heard not a single word from her but she was just constantly there, status at the online.
Not even for a second did her status change to Away as she stood there, not the entire day. What is she doing all this time? Every time I opened my friend list, she was there, watching, waiting, unblinking.
I am scared. It is only her good sleep schedule which grants me respite.
No.20877
No.20878
>>20876
Welcome to being Lux's friend, Rebis.
Enjoy your stay.
No.20879
>>20876
that sounds about right
No.20880
>>20872
O-oh, you like it~?
No.20881
>>20876
Lux watches you.
Lux studies you.
Lux waits.
Lux prepares.
No.20883
>>20848
Styles-chan….
I love it.
And I love you too. You're just such an amazing person, and I enjoy every second I spend with you. I feel like meeting you was one of the best things that happened to me.
No.20884
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>20875
Lets see I expect this many laps
No.20885
>>20867
I think I'm gonna make a few of these! First of all… Everyones favorite Idol, Ramona-chan!
No.20886
>>20834
*by now she has mostly recovered*
*her tears have stopped, although some snot still hangs from her nose, the baleful moans have abated, and she has regained most of her composure over her voice*
*she uses both Kiro and the nearby wall for support; her limbs still finding the rest of their feeling*
*she shakily retorts to your comment*
N-no I'm not…
Kyah!
*she involuntarily says, as you kiss her forehead*
*she decides to say nothing more and takes this opportunity to simply bask in the warmth of another human being*
*she gently tightens the grip around your waist, nuzzling your chest one more time before settling on her right cheek with a contented smile*
Writing this has become physically draining
Why do I do this to myself?
>>20847
>Korrupted Kiro
Have I seen this alter ego, yet?
No.20887
>>20873
W-what?!
Where'd by bandages go?!
Who keeps doing this!!
>>20874
*Blushes*
S-stop it……
No.20888
>>20885
reminds me when i dressed as everyone from our group. but i kept my colours
No.20891
>>20884
*runrunrun* y-yes m'am!
>>20885
<3 d'awww this reminds me of…
>>20888
yup, this moment~
No.20892
>>20886
KK doesn't exist, not yet. Not until I peel Kiro's clothes from her body.
>>20887
It's OK to be a cute.
>>20890
Pic related.
No.20893
>>20880
Y-yeah, sure. It's not like I have a thing for glasses or anything, how a small pair of lenses can only partially frame your eyes, making it seem as though you're just peering over the top of the frame, the cute nuances and habit of constantly adjusting them to an ideal position…
No.20894
>>20885
Second, the bopping and rocking Ramonami!
>>20890
God Tier/10
No.20895
>>20848
I am so glad that I didn't just scroll past all responses that is the cutest shit
>>20876
To be honest this is how I am on most chat services too. I am the worst at starting conversations.
this is me saying sorry up front to everyone that I added- or added me on steam these last few days by the way. Sorry.
>>20886
Since when are you this cute. What is going on here.
>>20890
woah
And with that, I'm back from dinner only slightly tipsy from too much wine. What's everyone up to?
No.20896
>>20883
I love you too senpai !!
Meeting you WAS the best thing that's ever happened to me~
I was so excited about that picture and nervous at the same time…..But I'm really glad you like it.
It means the world to me, and so do you.
No.20897
>>20893
Cute as fuck.
>>20894
YEAHHH!
No.20899
>>20887
*offers Styles a new bandage and jacket*
Need any help?
No.20901
I wasn't trying to dye my hair but it happened anyways.
>>20895
Why are you apologizing?
No.20902
No.20903
>>20900
Oh, hello Luxwaaaaaaaaaait a minute.
No.20905
>>20901
I would absolutely wreck Rosalei.
No.20906
>>20901
Because I'm horrible at starting up conversations with people that are online on chats. I'm waaay more reactive than anything else.
No.20907
>>20890
What does it look like with your original hair color?
>>20892
>Not until I peel Kiro's clothes from her body.
>>20895
>Since when are you this cute.
I'm afraid you've got some catching up to do.
You can start from here:
>>20690
Enjoy the feels.
No.20909
>>20899
T-thanks sis…….
*I begin to dress myself and re-apply my bandages*
I feel so naked without my jacket and plasters…..
No.20911
>>20886
I have nothing more to add to this other than I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING BULLY! Also Korrupted Kiro is fake..
>>20887
Awww you look so cute!
>>20890
That's.. surprisingly not bad
>>20892
NO
>>20895
I-I think I broke her
No.20912
>>20894
Third, the Kouhai of our hearts, Ramonyles!
No.20913
>>20901
Mmm, yes! YES! Fucking YES~!
I'm going to rip those garments from your body 1 by 1!
No.20915
>>20914
Allright i'll stop
*combs her hair back into place*
No.20918
>>20893
I wear glasses IRL, but I didn't put them on the Rin because I thought they looked dumb.
Am I wrong?
>>20911
Aww, you've nothing further to add? And I was still ready to milk this for at least one more scene!
No.20919
Check out my Den cosplay!
No.20920
>>20918
you look cute either way, i say keep the glasses off tho, it feels accurate
>>20919
oh jesus
No.20921
>>20912
>>20914
And lastly, the Detective Prince of /ccrp/, Ramoniro!
No.20922
>>20918
If I went any further it could of started to get lewd..
>>20919
>Implying you can capture Den's kawaii in Rinmaru
No.20924
>>20914
Tell me I'm pretty Kiro~
No.20925
File: 1435262210263.jpg (53.32 KB, 635x472, 635:472, L-Lawliet-l-17086588-635-4….jpg)
>>20921
>prince
Unless you are talking about L, WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM!
No.20926
>>20914
>>20919
cute and manly!
No.20927
>>20923
Ohhhhh baby!
Get me on my knees and make me your bitch!
No.20928
>>20908
Something feels off…
No.20929
>>20925
>Implying I'm not making fun of the bit on your character sheet which says you get mistaken for a guy a lot
No.20931
>>20907
>>20911
That is some cute ass shit right there. I'm amazed.
>>20918
There's more of what I'd expect.
>>20919
10/Den
>>20923
Oh what, stop that. I did a double-take when I saw that image.
No.20932
>>20920
>you look cute either way
>>20922
>If I went any further it could of started to get lewd..
It's funny you think that, but I had no intention of it going there.
No.20933
>>20918
>didn't put them on the Rin because I thought they looked dumb.
Well, the glasses options for the creator 421 are pretty limited with the few samey frames they have. I wish there were more kinds of spectacles.
For your piercing eyes, I think glasses off works better. Or maybe a different pair.
No.20934
Not sure who I want to do next.
>>20927
Super lewd!
Give me your panties and I may consider.
No.20935
>>20932
>That gif
Why did I kek so hard
No.20936
File: 1435262449063.png (273.06 KB, 439x583, 439:583, Beware Book-chan's Library….png)
better hide GAH!? who keeps putting these books here?!
No.20937
>>20923
Hello sweetie~ Can I have my clothes back?
No.20938
>>20926
You look cute to me!
No.20939
>>20928
>>20938
Well that's embarrassing!
No.20941
>>20937
Holy fuck!
Why is that so hot!
No.20942
>>20937
Oh shit, Rosa without any curls or drills.
…Strangely alluring.
No.20943
>>20938
>inb4 Yemi has gone insane and talking to herself with different personas
No.20944
Hey guys whats going on her-
>mfw this cosplay
No.20947
>>20938
You'll always look cute to me senpai.
<3
No.20949
>>20933
Yeah, I think you're right.
The other frames hide my eyebrows, and the smaller one hides part of my eye.
I wear black wire frame glasses IRL, so that would have actually worked in the Rin, if there was such an option.
No.20951
>>20937
Let me just peel mine off first.
No.20952
>>20949
I need new glasses. I haven't had a check-up in years and I'm damn certain my eyesight has deteriorated. I use a pair almost like those, except the lens are more rounded.
No.20953
>>20937
>>20951
Be still, oh doki-heart of mine
No.20954
I used to wear glasses as a kid because I was legally blind in one eye, but it improved over the years of various treatment. Now I'm 20/20~
Oddly enough, I wear my hair over the formerly bad eye
No.20955
>>20951
Of course hun, just go easy~
>>20953
Would you like to get spoiled between us~?
No.20956
>>20954
>Scarfu with glasses
No.20957
>>20954
Meant to be a response to everyone wearing glasses now
Shit
No.20958
>>20931
>I'm amazed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the show. I surprised myself by taking the turn for the cute.
>>20952
>wire frame master race
Mah nigga.
I only got my eyes checked last year.
All this time on the computron have raped my eyes.
RIP eyesight.
No.20959
>>20954
>You will always be wearing glasses.
>You were told your eyesight will only get worse over time.
In other news.
Scarf-chan in glasses is a cute!! CUTE!!
No.20960
>>20958
>I only got my eyes checked last year.
By that I mean I had my last check up like 10 years before then.
No.20961
>never got my eyes checked
No.20962
>>20958
I've had glasses since sixth grade. It's fine, I feel like I look better with them anyways. It's probably been 5 years since my last check-up.
I don't have the money to purchase the check-up and get a new pair of glasses though. No insurance, no love. Forever poor.
No.20963
>>20955
This time I'll treat you like a delicate flower~.
No.20964
>>20955
>Would you like to get spoiled between us~?
>>20959
>You will always be wearing glasses
I know that feel. I'm far to lazy to try contacts, and I also think I look better with them on.
>>20962
*patpat*
I've grown far too accustomed to wearing my glasses to change, and I do think I look better with them on… but because of my horrendous nearsightedness, I can't even really tell how good I look without them on!
No.20965
>>20955
Maybe It's just the wine speaking but
oh god yes
No.20966
>>20963
>tfw i will never be teamed by aleister and rosa
No.20967
>>20959
>>20958
If it makes you feel any better, I had to wear a bandage over my good eye for years to fix my eyes. It was in I think first grade to about 6th grade. I was learning how to write and do things at the timeI was made fun of profusely and people looked at me really weird whenever I wore itMy handwriting was kindergarten level until late Sophomore year of high school
No.20969
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>20961
>never got this 5 checked
No.20970
>>20964
>>20965
>>20966
All you have to do is ask, little lambs~
>>20963
Ahnn~
>>20968
The best couple there is
No.20971
>>20959
Glasses add style and refinement, they also have a certain allure to them.
No.20972
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>20969
Never got my 10 seen to.
No.20973
>>20970
i tell ya, i'd be all over this if i wasn't feeling tired from this work out
No.20974
>>20967
My patch had a cute dinosaur on it.
I had to wear one before I went to the hospital to have a proper examination to decide the future of my eyesight because of my lazy eye.
No.20976
I'm going to take a shower. Have fun with whatever this thread tuns into!
>>20968
>implying
No.20977
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>>20971
I like to think they make me look sexy.
No.20978
| Rolled 10 (1d20) |
>>20973
allright now that the laps are done time for pushups! this many sets should work
No.20979
>>20967
Aww, that's terrible!
It sounds like a cause for a hug!
It also reminds me of one kid in elementary school that had to wear an eye patch for a while because he got accidentally stabbed with a stick…
No.20980
File: 1435263832251.jpg (35.56 KB, 455x600, 91:120, farming all the little lam….jpg)
No.20981
What door has been opened!
No.20982
I'm going to lie down in bed. Maybe I'll fall asleep, maybe not.
No.20985
>>20978
uuuggguuuuu…..ffiiinnnnneeeee *gets in position and starts doing the push ups*
No.20986
>>20971
You also get to push your glasses up for dramatic effect!
No.20987
>>20982
Okay, have a nice rest!
No.20988
Welp this thread is turning into my cue to head downtown! I'll be back later
No.20989
>>20988
>head downtown
>read as "headtown"
I've been hanging out with you guys too much.
No.20991
>>20984
Amity pls…..for senpai's eyes only~!!
>>20986
And quickly take them off for emphasis!!
>>20988
C'ya Bow, take care!!
No.20992
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>20990
Right now.
No.20993
>>20992
YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DICE STYLES JESUS FUCK
No.20994
>>20992
RNG really does love me where it counts!!
Styles X Yemi-Senpai forever!!
No.20995
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>20992
No.20996
No.20997
>>20982
Whatever happens, hope it's restful!
>>20988
Have a good one! Also hi! I never got a chance to greet you!
>>20970
C-could I get spoiled between you and Aleister?
No.20998
>>20992
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
No.20999
>>20997
Of course you can, little lamb~
>>20992
Ooooh I get it…this is some sort of challenge. Are you challenging our love for each other.
No.21000
>>20992
EVERYBODY CLAIM
CLAIMING ME AND my scarf
No.21003
>>21000
Den and everyone
Especially Lux
And Drax
And Bow
No.21004
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Dice….
No.21005
>>21000
Claiming me myself and I :(
No.21006
>>20999
ladies please, we don't need to fight in the general thread!
or lewd for that matter ,its getting really embarressing!
>>21000
>>21002
>>21003
DAMN IT GIRLS
No.21007
>>20999
There is no challenge….
The universe has decided upon the ultimate form of pure love!!
No.21008
>>21003
Well then, that's A LOT of fucking hugging.
>>21006
>calling den a girl
I have mixed feelings
No.21009
>>21008
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, I'M FLUSTERED AS FUCK ATM
No.21010
No.21011
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>>21007
YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOUR LOVER FEEL LIKE A GODDESS.
No.21013
>>21010
sy your not beating that 10, just let them fight and you'll sweep in and rule the day once they were tired!
trust me i'm an expert on this subject
No.21014
>>21011
You don't either
>>21012
OH BUT YES TODAY! YOU WERE CLAIMED FROM THE START
No.21015
>>21005
I want to hug all three.
No.21016
>>21015
Awwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~!
No.21017
Okay this is all starting to get embarrassing.
No.21018
>>21011
Whoa what's going on in here?
No.21019
Calm down, Rosa.
We all know the Dice hate me so that was rigged.
No.21020
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>21005
Aww come here!
Rolling for bear hug
No.21021
>>21019
*takes a deep breath* ssssssssst….okay.
No.21022
>>21020
Mmmm, a slightly above average bear hug~!
*cuddles*
No.21023
>>21018
Aleister x Rosa vs. Kiro x Scarfu
The dice gods demand it.
>>20992
No.21024
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>21023
Wut
Wut
No
No.21026
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>21023
RNGESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS SHIP!
No.21027
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>21024
I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO ROLL
No.21028
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>21027
STOP
No.21029
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>21024
>>21027
>>21026
Enough!
No.21031
>>21026
>not wanting to be shipped with Kiro
What is this.
No.21032
| Rolled 10 (1d20) |
>>21026
IT IS CONFIRMED
SCARFU X NO ONE IS CANON
No.21033
>>21028
I CANT GET THE DICE TO STOP ROLLING
No.21034
>>21028
I CANT GET THE DICE TO STOP ROLLING
No.21035
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
Rolling for orgy with Rosa Alei.
No.21036
>>21021
I never meant to instigate aggression, our love for our partners is what really counts.
Truce?
No.21037
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Every time I leave to go do something I come back to everyone rolling dice
No.21039
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
>>21035
I guess it's just average. ;-;
No.21041
No.21042
>>21040
its cute, but i love long hair~
No.21043
>>21039
Does rolling 11 mean you have 11 partners for the orgy?
No.21044
>>21042
>its cute, but i love long hair~
I'm with Kai on this one.
No.21046
>>21043
That means there's 11 slots!
>>21041
P-please.
No.21047
>>21043
Dibs on a spot if that's the case.
No.21048
>>21042
>>21044
Yeah, I like it but I prefer it long.
No.21050
Hrmm… obviously Lisa, Amity and Krystal want tuuurns.
No.21051
>>21031
>Implying I'm too timid and afraid to be shipped with anybody but Scarfless
A-actually, even that's a bit much
No.21052
>>21040
Cuthairity, more like.. Sluthairity… HEHEHE…
No.21053
>>21052
u wantin a fite pal
No.21054
>>21046
thats alot of slots…
not saying that i want in ofcourse…but it wouldn't be bad
No.21055
>>21051
>Wanting to be shipped with Scarfless
I'll just be over here I guess..
No.21056
>>21051
>shipping with your alter ego
Now, that's meta.
No.21057
>>21040
Yes!
>>21045
A-ah y-yes?
No.21058
>Board wide orgy might actually be a thing.
No.21059
No.21060
>>21056
Like I said, even that's a bit much. I'll ship myself with the concept of comfy and purity
>>21055
…U-uh…I-I guess you can come too
No.21061
>>21058
Poor, Bow.
I bet she's nopeing the fuck out of /ccrp/ for now.
No.21062
No.21064
>>21057
Come here little lamb, let Miss Rosa spoil you~
No.21067
>>21058
>Implying I wouldn't be the one who sits in the other room and waits for it all to end
No.21068
So I'm at work on my phone and I just love lurking! I hate missing out on the fun and I have none of my pictures on my phone so I took one! You guys always make me smile and laugh!
No.21069
Also, it is time for me to shove off to clean shit up back home. I'll be back with all the happenings once I return~
No.21070
No.21071
>>21067
You forgot to add.
>Ear pressed up against the door, listening in.
No.21073
No.21075
Greetings all, i trust your all beha-
No.21076
>>21069
Stay safe Scarfu! I'm glad you're back!
>>21064
Ah, y-yes…
Lisa approaches cautiously, obviously both excited and unsure
No.21077
>>21076
Woah wait, we italics now?
No.21078
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>>21060
>>21058
>>21062
It's fine, Kiro had important things to attend to so we will be stepping out.
>>21069
Stay safe on the road, you never know what you will see.
>>21071
Please do not try to imply these things, for Kiro might not be too happy
>>21075
Please leave Kotomine, Almost everyone pure is gone.
No.21079
No.21080
>>21077
Saw people use it in CCRPV. Seemed more elegant than using asteriks to indicate every action. Stop me if it's obnoxious
No.21081
>>21078
Kiro secretly wants in~
No.21082
>>21079
N-nurai, what happend to this thread?!
No.21083
No.21085
>>21080
I just didn't realise we could do it.
Figured it was 2 ' like on other boards I've used.
I think it's cool, makes me look slick and high tech.
No.21086
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>21073
>implying /ccrp/ isn't always this
No.21087
No.21088
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>>21081
No, but gunshots were heard from outside and for our own protection we are turning off the lights, as most people think we are still at the police station. So we will return shortly
No.21089
No.21090
>>21087
Like I said put 2 ' at the start and end.
No.21091
>>21083
Yes. yes it is! 10points to CCPRpuff
>>21085
I KNOW I FREAKIGN LOVE IT
>>21087
Put two ' before and after yuor text, like so:
' ' this is giong to be italic ' '
but without spaces
this is going to be italic
No.21093
>>21090
>>21091
like this right?
No.21094
No.21095
>>21093
Yes, exactly like that!
No.21096
No.21099
>>21097
>gets back
>Sees this
I might have to break you like I did Kerry
No.21101
>>21088
Oh my, I hope you stay safe Kiro……..
No.21102
>>21092
Man, I didn't think listening to that would give me nostalgia.
No.21103
>>21099
I goof'd the itallics
No.21104
>>21099
>I might have to break you like I did Kerry
B-broke me?!
Lies and slander!
No.21105
Orgy cud b kool but I still want a /ccrp/ club night.
No.21106
>>21101
It's just some glorified version of Jake from Hotline Miami 2. He's just drunk, cant shoot for shit, and is pissed at me for helping the cops with a case.
No.21107
>>21105
>club night.
>Implying it wouldn't devolve into an orgy anyway
No.21108
Let's see, I think I did this right again.
No.21109
>>21107
Sure but I'd get to cut shapes and get mad wi' it beforehand!
No.21110
>>21103
You big dummie
>>21104
You know I did, I had hugging me saying not to leave you alone~!
>>21105
Orgy? No
Nightclub? Maybe
No.21111
>>21108
That's another 10 points to CCRPpuff! Keep this up and we're going to win the school cup for sure
No.21112
>>21099
No wonder Swampy likes you so much, you're like a child trying to tell adult jokes to his parents at the dinner table~ Sadly, they aren't that funny.
I will take your challenge, but not tonight~
>>21096
Lisa darling~ The woman beckons Lisa over and runs her hand through the girl's soft hair. You're such a sweetheart, Alei-kun and I would love to spoil you~
No.21113
>>21110
Dance with me Kiro~
No.21114
>>21096
>>21095
thanks you lovely people~
kai jumps up and down, testing the new feature
No.21115
>>21110
Are you gloating over breaking a girl's heart?
Hmph!
You disgust me.
*she puffs out her cheek*
No.21116
>>21106
Call him and tell him to go to random addresses ;)))
No.21118
>>21112
Are we spoiling Lisa?
No.21119
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No.21120
>>21119
OH SHIT HI KARI
Kai looks flustered and embarrassed from the situation
No.21121
>>21118
We're going to spoil her~ But I should go get properly dressed
No.21122
>>21115
Oh?
I hold your chin with my index finger and thumb
Are you saying you had feelings for me?
>>21113
>tfw you cant dance for shit
>>21116
I kind of want to do this
>>21119
>Implying it never isn't lewd here
Good morning-noon
No.21124
>>21119
Hey there Kari, how are you doing?
No.21125
No.21127
>>21119
Ah, what wonderful timing. Kari arrived right on Lewd thirty.
No.21128
>>21112
Lisa approaches, and shivers pleasurably as her hair gets tuffled
>>21118
Ah- ooh, I-I'd love to be spoiled by t-the two of you…
No.21129
>>21119
Hey Kari~
Are you ready for lewd?
No.21130
>>21122
I can!
LET'S GO GET FUCKED UP!
No.21131
Suddenly, nyano!
>>21130
Holy sweet challenger 2, amity you look damn sexy!
No.21133
>>21122
As her faces raises to meet eye contact, she blinks rapidly, vainly searching for something else to settle her eyes on.
She closes one eye and have closes the other.
N-no! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
She turns her face away from yours and puffs out a cheek.
After a moment of silence she steals a glance at you with one eye.
No.21134
No.21137
>>21130
>PartyAmity
>PartyAnimal
>PartyAnimity
Dohoho~
I will go kill myself now
No.21138
Hmmmm………
Let me try out these italics…….
No.21139
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>>21120
Hi Kai! Looks like you're having fun, don't stop on my account.
>>21122
It always is lewd here. None of you are free of it, not one.
>>21124
Pretty fantastic, Sy, how about you?
>>21127
Lewd after lewd, to be precise!
>>21129
Of course~ In fact, I need to roll to see what I'm drawing tonight!
No.21140
>>21131
Thanks Nyano~
Swapping the necklace and shirt because muh colour scheme and no sleeves.
>>21136
YEAH, ROSA KNOWS WHAT'S UP!
>>21137
No, stay because your banter is top class.
No.21141
>>21133
Hmp.
I let go of you and lightly push you back
Oh well, I guess for once I was wrong
>>21130
That's f-fine, I don't even have anything to wear or have the intentions of dancing in the first place..
No.21142
>>21139
w-well Kari i really don't know where its going exactly or what my part of it is…
'' Kai shyly says as she looks at the ground*