No.22708[Last 50 Posts]
Will someone please step up to the plate and make one edition.
No.22709
>>22703
Holy shit I feel like a fucking pleb, I woulda thought they coulda caught you or something.
No.22713
>>22712
Good idea, let's strip!
No.22714
>>22712
Yay! Fun things! What kind of fun things?
No.22715
>>22714
>>22712
Amity is a fun thing!
No.22718
>>22715
Den are you implying lewd thing?
Out of all people..
No.22719
*wanders around* great lost my map…i think…im in the right spot
No.22721
 | Rolled 15 (1d20) |
Rolling for all clothes to dissolve.
No.22723
>>22718
Goodness, what could you possibly conceive of as lewd in that statement? Perhaps the one thinking lewdness… IS YOU!
No.22726
| Rolled 8 (1d11) |
>>22722
Rolling to put Amity's clothes back on
No.22729
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>22726
No!
No.22730
>>22713
Eh, why not? I'll strip… Down to my pyjamas! Goodnight Everyone!
No.22731
No.22732
>>22730
Goodnight!!
Also I'm going to be fixing up the fight thread, so stop by later!
No.22733
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>>22729
>>22726
No.22734
>>22730
Good night, Ramona.
I always wanna type Romano.
No.22735
>>22727
Uh…for what purpose?
No.22736
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>>22735
>Pic related
>>22733
God fucking dammit.
No.22737
oh my..perhaps this is the wrong time after all….ahaha…ha…*tries to back out of the area*
No.22738
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>>22733
Get rekt.
No.22739
I like how I just sat in the old thread, not realizing it was already at full, until just now. I've been basically sitting in that thread for half an hour clueless as to why no one was posting.
No.22741
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>>22737
Rolling to help Bow leave
No.22742
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>22737
No escape!
No.22745
>>22738
Well please put you clothes on at least…
No.22747
>>22721
Good thing my coat is indestructible, that roll was only enough to erase my shirt!
…
*Discards coat*
>>22739
Elyz is silly cute.
No.22748
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>>22742
gah! *worriedly frozen in place.*
*attempts to steel herself so she can move again*
No.22749
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>22748
You passed the test.
>>22747
lol So best.
No.22750
>>22749
and with that I escape. Perhaps another time.
No.22751
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>>22750
Too bad I didn't call my 4.
No.22752
>>22747
I was too busy staring into my 3DS. I kept looking up and seeing no posts and was curious. Then I noticed the post limit and felt dumb.
No.22755
>>22701
Also, late post, but better than never.
No.22757
>>22749
>>22751
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
also yay my first win!
No.22758
Just stopping by to check up on everyone.
No.22759
>>22758
There is nothing here for you, turn back.
No.22760
>>22709
Ramona pls
>tfw spent forever waiting for the last general to update
No.22761
>>22760
>>22752
I wanna say I've done this with every general.
No.22762
>>22761
Usually my difference to this problem is that I'm either busy or asleep when the generals hit maximum posts. That or someone claims to steal the last post with shitposting or the likes.
No.22763
>>22762
I didn't notice we hit the post limit last thread until I tried to post.
No.22764
i was too busy winning to realise
No.22765
>>22762
I'm just an idiot who doesn't check the post number..
No.22766
>>22765
I'm a moron too, don't worry about that. I always hope whatever I say doesn't seem too stupid.
Also, it's raining heavily outside and it threatened to take out my power. I think this is the storm that Scarfu was suffering before.
No.22767
>>22712
>>22722
Naked Amity is lovely, but dancing ballroom Amity is lovelier.
No.22768
No.22769
No.22770
>>22767
Bow, Amity is taking your man! Are you gonna stand for that?
No.22771
No.22774
>>22767
Well done Den, I'm glad we have you to portray our girls without any lewdness.
No.22775
>>22767
Den, why you so best?
No.22776
>>22770
I-I don't have A MAN. O-or any such non-sense. W-why would I have to worry about any s-such thing.
No.22777
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>>22774
Yes, yes. Plus, her bare, slender neck makes it easy to set aside her gorgeous hair, trace my fingers along her collarbone, cradle her lithe body in my arms and sink my fa… I mean, yes, purity is paramount!
No.22778
>>22777
What do you use for your hair to make it so slick?
No.22779
>>22776
You're right, you don't have a man You have a vampire
No.22780
File: 1435369141868.jpg (Spoiler Image, 928.25 KB, 1126x797, 1126:797, The great question.jpg)
Huh, I wonder f this is an image that is fitting for /ccrp/.
No.22781
>>22777
Right…
That being said feel free to do what you just described. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to anything similar to what you said….. :^)
No.22783
>>22779
d-damnit i have NEITHER!
No.22784
>>22780
Welp we have our new OP image for future /v/ threads
No.22785
No.22786
>>22783
Yes you do and you know it~!
No.22787
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No.22790
No.22791
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No.22793
No.22794
>>22780
I honestly don't care if people know I'm a virgin or not. I've pretty much given up on the thought of having sex. I'm going for pure abstinence right now too, it's working okay.
No.22795
No.22796
>>22794
Eh? The virgin part doesn't really matter, it's just funny.
No.22797
>>22786
hmph!
Such delusion..
No.22798
>>22796
Sorry. Like I said before, I try not to say anything too stupid at times. Guess I blew it.
No.22799
>>22798
Don't sweat the small stuff.
No.22800
No.22802
*POOF*
Sailor Nurai is back to fight for LOVE, JUSTICE, and PURITY!!! I hope the lewd levels have been done since my departure!
No.22803
>>22801
Hey there Annon, how are you doing?
No.22804
>>22801
You have fun with your lewd thread. I think I'll take a shower to cool my head.
No.22805
>>22802
N-nurai…? What on earth are you doing?
No.22806
>>22801
I'm hoping you don't mean that...
>>22802
Hey, Nurai!
No.22807
>>22801
>lewd thread
Annon pls
No.22810
>>22778
The finest oils and herbs from around the world, administered to my scalp by my enthralled concubines in my gigantic vampire castle! Their properties straighten and soften the hair, leaving it with the slick sheen!
But seriously though, my real hair is currently much longer than how I draw it. The base of my hair is straight simply because of the weight of the rest of the hair pulling it straight, while the ends all curl up into small wayward drills. I've tried the coconut milk thing before and it does work for straightening hair, making it shiny, I just never bother since just tying it back is instant and free compared to buying extra stuff just for having straight hair. Also use a comb, not a brush, and take cold water showers.
No.22811
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>>22801
yeah no...i think i'll head off for a shower
No.22816
>>22815
L.. Do I sense another case?
No.22817
I've made a new and improved fight thread. Be sure to check it out!
>>22813
>>22813
>>22813
No.22818
>>22815
ace detective on the case~
No.22820
>>22815
>Team Four Star videos
No.22822
ah all clean and ready for work soon.
No.22824
>>22821
>Not liking Dominos
No.22825
My shower's done too. I'm starting to enjoy cold showers.
No.22826
>>22824
i guess you're just lucky. Since the domino's in town serves breaded ass with ass toppings. I would rather eat at any of the other pizza places in my town.
Including 7-11 pizza
No.22827
>tfw my Little Caesars isn't crap
>tfw good and affordable pizza
No.22828
>>22826
mine's alright, not super good but i can eat it fine
>>22827
yush!
No.22829
>>22827
>>22826
I love all pizza shops, I don't care which..
Except for pizza hut, shit's nasty
No.22830
>>22829
what the fuck happened to pizza hut? when i was a kid there shit was amazing. When i was a teen they created the greatest pizza i ever tasted.
Now the local pizza hut that came back after the old one closed down has the greasiest shit i've ever eaten. And half the time it's delivered luke warm
No.22831
>eating pizza at all
>not eating a 30 dollar Italian meal
No.22832
>>22829
>Except for pizza hut, shit's nasty
Oh my god, yes. I actually had some today because my brother brought some over. Absolutely disgusting.
Greasy as hell, plastic like cheese, and very low on the sauce.
No.22833
I just buy the cheap, little Totino's pizzas when they go on sale for a dollar each. Basically a cheap meal whenever I really don't want to cook anything.
No.22834
>>22832
>>22830
Finally people who agree with me
No.22835
>>22832
>>22830
>>22829
oh man i gotta degrease pizza hut every time its get ordered…takes up abit of time
>>22833
those are pretty nice snacks
No.22836
>>22830
>half the time it's delivered luke warm
Why haven't they been shut down yet?
No.22837
>>22802
Never! No lewd in this thread!!!!
>>22805
Kotomine-Senpai!!!! I-I'm figthing for L-love, J-justice and P-purity! I'm banshing the lewd and making hearts pur eonce more….
>>22806
Hi Scarfu!
No.22838
>>22837
Nurai-chan is cute!
No.22839
>>22836
easy, smartest decision they ever made. They are located within walking distance of a high school and elementary school.
Only solace is that they have alot of nearby competition
No.22841
File: 1435373006021.png (479.04 KB, 940x954, 470:477, krishna-chan pls come back.png)
Reminder that we all miss you, Krishna-chan.
No.22842
>>22837
What a noble goal! I wish you luck Nurai.
No.22843
>>22841
Damn, it has been a while since she last posted. ;__;7
No.22844
>>22839
Clever.
There's a Pizza Hut nearby in a similar location.
Lucky for the rest of us, there's also a local pizzeria that is far superior nearby as well.
No.22845
>>22838
T-thank you Yemi! It's because of people like you, that I'm settiong out on this journey! To protect your innocence!!!
>>22842
R-really, Koto-Senpai!!!! *sighs dreamily* I promise to make you proud, Senpai!!!
No.22846
I know of a Pizza Hut that's next to a high school/elementary school as mentioned above, but there's also a local pizzeria a little farther away that has better, larger pizza. Think New York style pizza. Haven't been to either recently since I'm not really a pizza person.
I really want pizza now. All I've had to eat today is a bratwurst and a handful of Chex Mix.
No.22847
File: 1435373372446.jpg (523.42 KB, 1873x1207, 1873:1207, Aleister is kill final res….jpg)
If you're lurking Aleister, here's your post compilation, you absolute slave driver.
Death requires more worshipers.
Visit your local cult recruiter for more details.
No.22848
>>22844
Yeah we'll see how they do. since they are across the road from a panago. Which has been there for years and has always been awesome to me. There's also a diner i need to go to again. The 7-11, and a subway, with again, years of good service. I'm curious how long they last.
damnit your all making me hungry! i have to leave for work soon! I hope it's slow so i can get my fish and chips fast…
No.22849
>>22845
Jesus please stop being so cute..
No.22850
>>22847
HEEHEEHEEHEE
>>22841
i'd do whatever to bring her back
No.22851
>>22845
*sigh* I wish everyone else would follow your example…
No.22853
>>22852
tell her she's missing out on new people :P
Anyway im off to work. It was fun. Dunno when i'll be back
maybe if you're all good I'll make my apperences more frequent
maybe
No.22854
>>22841
Did something happen or are they just busy?
No.22855
>>22852
I'm so happy right now.
No.22857
>>22853
Bye!
>maybe if you're all good I'll make my apperences more frequent
>maybe
I don't think we could bare to lose another one ;_;
No.22858
>>22852
>Krishna you're meowing is making it hard to be sad over you
No.22859
>>22849
Cuteness doesn't matter in this quest for purity! As Lux said, "All hearts matter equality" I care about all of you and I shall save your hearts and make them pure and full love instead of tainted and full of lewd!!!
>>22851
Well K-k-oto-Senpai I know I'm not alone in this quest. I-I have….y-you….
No.22860
>>22852
Good work, I'd expect nothing less.
No.22861
No.22863
>>22859
A-and you have me… Forgive me for killing the moment. This is too adorable
No.22865
>>22862
This clearly calls for a group hug.
No.22866
>>22862
CHECKED
>>22865
AND I AGREE
HUGS the Krishna and group
No.22867
>>22852
KRISHNA-CHAAAAAAAN
*tackles you with a hug*
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
No.22868
>>22862
>>22865
>>22866
For once I want in On it
Hugs everyone
No.22869
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No.22872
>>22859
>>22863
Maybe there really is a chance to beat the lewd….
No.22874
>>22867
>>22862
I STILL MISS YOU!!
No.22875
>>22872
I'm also here to help if that will help..
No.22876
>>22863
*Lets out a small giggle* I know that Scarfu! You've been pure from the very beginning!
Sailor Scarfuuuuu….
>>22862
Hi Krishna!! *joins group hug*
>>22872
There's always a chance Koto-senpai!!
No.22877
>>22871
This is only making me sadder because Styles-chan is gone for the weekend
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.22878
>>22875
Of course Kiro!!! We need as many people as we can get for the pure fight!!!
Sailor Kiroooooo….
No.22879
I'm sorry I've bee gone for so long. I've just been so busy this past week, and I'm got more things to do the next few days…
*sniff* I… I'm gonna miss you guys… I don't wanna wait another week to talk to you guys!
No.22880
Now all that's left is to find the others that are MIA, like Alice and Louise.
No.22881
>>22880
Verevi is still away from home, right?
No.22882
>>22879
HUGS TIGHTLY try to drop in when you can please, it'll make us feel so much better, like you have no idea
No.22883
>>22879
Stay with us, overdose on /ccrp/
>>22882
KAI X KRISHNA IS STILL STANDING TALL
>>22878
I'm not wearing a sailor uniform
No.22884
>>22875
Of course, it won't be easy but I'm sure we can pull it off…
No.22885
What if I object to the idea of lewd, but don't want to dress up in a sailor fuku?
No.22886
>>22881
She's operating right now, she'll be back in two weeks.
No.22887
>>22882
I-I'll try!
>>22883
>KaiXKrishna
Hmm….
Also, I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform!
No.22888
>>22883
But Kiro…..it protects our identities…..
>>22884
We sure can, Koto-Senpai!!!
Holy Maaaaaasssskkkkk
>>22885
We are the Soldiers of LOVE JUSTICE AND PURITY!!!! You have to wear the uniform! You can make modifications to it if you want though!
No.22889
>>22876
C-can I just be the Knight instead? I-I don't wanna be in a miniskirt
>>22879
I-I'll miss you, Kris~
No.22890
>>22883
KIRO PLEASE
>>22887
O-oh…well good to hear about the trying
No.22891
>>22886
>She's operating right now
What?
Where did she go?
>>22889
Who says you can't be a knight in a mini-skirt?
:^)
No.22892
>>22889
Fine everyone can have their own uniform geez…
No.22893
>>22888
What if I just make brownies for the soldiers? Does that count? I don't want to wear a skirt again in my lifetime. It was embarrassing enough.
No.22894
>>22887
>>22888
Fine.. I g-
>>22889
>>22892
Awww yeah! Thank you!
No.22895
>>22888
I'd rather be a Sentai Ranger. Or a Wonderful 100. Unite Dildo!
>>22889
I'll miss you too, Scarf-chan! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *grabs Scarfu's head and forces it into her bosom*
No.22897
>>22895
I grab you and pry your hands from Scarfu
Excuse me?
No.22898
>>22892
Y-you know how I am about revealing clo-
>>22895
-shivers heavily, my voice muffled- I-ish n-nice to shee you t-too…!
No.22899
>>22895
>I'd rather be a Sentai Ranger. Or a Wonderful 100. Unite Dildo!
>Unite Dildo!
>groping Scarfu
We've all missed your lewdness.
Welcome back you lewdberry!
No.22900
>>22893
INDEED! I love brownies!!!! Can you make cakes, cookies, and make snack runs too?!!
>>22894
You're welcome…you know you want to dress like a Sailor Scout though
>>22895
>Dildo
LEWD!!!!!!!
>>22896
S-senpai…..? I don't know how to feel about this…
No.22901
>>22900
It wouldn't be the first time I was someone's errand bitch. Cookies and cakes are pretty easy to make too.
No.22904
>>22900
How do you make the gloves?
No.22905
>>22903
What have you done?
No.22906
>>22901
Think of it more as…Sailor…Chef?
>>22902
That perfect form! Those muscles! That dress!!
No.22907
>>22904
Go to the icon after the braclet one and click on the little hand icon.
No.22908
>>22897
Oh, Kiro! I missed you so much! *grabs Kiro's head and replaces it with Scarfu's*
>>22898
Oh! I'm sorry! I forgot you don't like close contact like that! Are you okay?!
>>22899
This place must be so boring without me!
Also, I believe Kiro has something to say…
No.22909
No.22910
>>22908
I spaz like an idiot trying to pry you off, my words muffled
YOU LITTLE MHMHMHMHM
No.22912
>>22906
Snack Adviser is fine enough of a name. Now I either go to my grocery store now and get something to eat or get food off my mind and go run two miles on the treadmill.
No.22913
>>22908
speaking of, you gotta catch up with afew topics!
No.22914
>>22908
Can you give a hug without someone's face being in your….dirty pillows?
>>22909
W-well….heh…the dress was cute? why were you in a dress anyway, Koto-senpai…
No.22915
>>22910
*giggles innocently* Why, Kiro! Why ever are you so mad?
Now, stick out your cheek~
No.22916
>>22912
Eat and then run! or run and then eat!
No.22917
>>22914
I… He… Nevermind, it's not important…
No.22918
>>22908
I-it's fine. I-it's fine…
It's good to have you back, Krishna
No.22919
>>22916
Eating and running will cause upset stomachs. Running will cause everything except the 24 hour fast food stops.
I'm going running, fuck it. I can eat tomorrow after work.
No.22920
No.22921
>>22919
except the 24 hour fast food stops to be closed*
God damn, I'm stupid.
No.22922
a-aren't these skirts a little bit short!?
No.22923
>>22915
Out of anger and the fact that I gave up trying a while back, I stick out my cheek
What..?
No.22924
>>22922
Glad to you have you on-board.
No.22927
>>22917
It's okay koto-Senpai. I'll just forget about it!
Though I will think about it at night
>>22919
Awww get something to eat! Like cake…or steak!
>>22922
Yemi-chan you look adorable!!!!! Don't worry you'll be glad they're short once we begin fighting!
No.22928
>>22927
I a-appreciate it….
No.22929
>>22922
Not short enough, in my opinion.
Also, could someone edit a Wonderful mask on this? I can't photoshop.
No.22930
>>22925
I lightly push you away, rubbing my cheek
BUT WHY?
No.22931
>>22917
>>22927
>>22928
Think? Appreciate?
For a mongrel such as you, you have much to be thankful for to be in my service!
No.22932
>>22927
I might take a drive over to Steak n' Shake and have a steak burger after my 2 miles. Or 5k. One of the two. It'd be cheap on the wallet and it's "steak." Back in 30 minutes regardless.
No.22933
I join the fight for purity after a good nights rest!
>>22922
>>22927
I can not look at you without the intense desire to hug you for days building up within me.
No.22934
>>22928
*She gives a soft laugh before looking at him*
It's actually kind of nice to see you embarassed, Koto-senpai. It's…cute.
No.22935
>>22931
OH GOD NO!!!!!!
H-hey!!! Just who are you?! Koto-senpai is no mongrel!!!! You…jerk!!!
No.22936
>>22929
'hugs the krishna more '' trying to get in as many as i can
No.22937
>>22931
Y-you?! W-what are you doing here…?
No.22938
>>22933
You remind me of the outer Senshi!!!! I guess you can give me a hug…j-just not like how Nyano "hugged" me!
No.22939
….Can I take this off now?
No.22940
>>22935
Anyone who thinks they can stand up to Gilgamesh, King of Heroes is a mongrel.
You wouldn't happen to be one of them now, would you?
>>22937
I am where I choose to be, when I want to be, fool.
Who are you to ask, otherwise, servant.
No.22941
>>22933
T- thank you everyone, you have no idea how happy it makes me to see this…
No.22943
>>22939
Yes Yemi! Just be ready to transform when we fight!!
>>22940
That's it!!! I can't even stayed all transformed for this motherfuc—-
*poof*
What kind of "King of Heros" picks on people?! You're not a hero!! You're the mongrel!! A very ugly one with split ends at that!!! Don't call Koto-senpai your servant either!!!
No.22945
>>22939
>Not "Can I change now?"
YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE
No.22946
File: 1435378199063.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.69 KB, 1023x837, 11:9, TOO MUCH SKIN SEND CLOTHES….jpg)
I-I decided to humor you, Nurai, since you're so passionate about this. I don't like it…b-but if it makes you happy I guess. The sword stays. There is nothing that will change that.I'm going back to the knight outfit…
No.22947
>>22938
It is quite alright. Nyano will be disciplined soon enough.
Hugs Nurai
Oh, this is a quite the formidable sensation. Senpai does not know what he is missing.
>>22941
I can't say I've ever had the desire to kidnap a priest before. I promise you a cozy spot next to Nurai in my welcoming basement.
No.22948
>>22940
E- excuse me?! Look I already told you I have this under control, so what do you want.
>>22943
N- Nurai it's okay, really..
No.22950
>>22936
Oh, Kai-chan! *jumps Kai, wrapping her arms around her and forcing her tot he ground, her face stuck in her breasts*
And Kiro, you can't break me. Sure, Rosa did but she's a seductress. It what it's does. And you're just… Kiro.
No.22952
>>22946
AMAZING!
>>22950
/////// kai hugs and pets the krishna while on the ground g-glad to see your still the same
No.22954
No.22955
>>22947
[italics]Hugs her back[/italics] Wow , Lux! You're so warm and you smell just like roses!!
Don't kidnapp Senpai please?
No.22956
>>22943
Oh?
I have given you my identity, but instead of groveling at my feet, you choose to ATTACK me?!
You even dare to call ME a mongrel. You are as dumb as you are impotent - unable to maintain your "transformed" state.
And I merely speak the truth. Kirei is my servant. He can tell you that much, won't you, Kirei?
>>22948
Control your pet, servant? It is getting on my nerves.
I may have come here for some diversions, but I will not stand being idly insulted by a lesser creature.
No.22957
>>22947
>>22952
Heh I bet y'all know what I'm gonna ask!! How do you do the italics?
No.22958
>>22950
I will in time, I broke Kerry, so I can break you too.
>>22946
C-cute
No.22959
>>22956
R-right, my apologies… Nurai it's alright, really….
No.22960
>>22948
B-but Koto-senpai this guy is a complete douche! A very very huge one…
>>22956
DUMB?! IMPOTENT?! LESSER CREATURE?! I WILL RIP ALL OF THAT RATTY BLONDE HAIR OUT FROM YOUR HEAD!!! GRRRRRR!!!
*breaths heavily*
I haven't seen you do anything heroic. Just be an asshole! If anything I'M the hero!! I took down a whole alien spaceship and I sure as hell can whoop your ass!!!!
No.22961
>>22953
>>22955
I can't keep you in captivity without providing you senpai, Nurai. I need all of my subjects needs met.
>>22957
Two apostrophes before and after the desired text
No.22962
>>22961
But why do you need to kidnapp people Lux? You're so nice and you seem to make friends easy!
No.22963
No.22964
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>22958
Oh, what can you possibly do? Ha! Ahahaha-
*checks the link you gave me in steam chat*
Oh, god. Dice. I'm fucked, aren't I?
No.22965
>>22964
>>22958
hey hey, lets be nice now, she finally got to come back!
No.22966
>>22964
Yes. Yes you are.
>>22965
Want me to do it to you, too?
No.22967
>>22959
I am pleased that you, at least, still know there place.
If it insults me again, I will squash it.
Do not disappoint me, pet.
>>22960
Sighs.
Too late. It appears the mouse squeaks once again.
Does a lion ask the ant to show its strength before he crushes it underfoot?
No. Of course not. The lion merely continues walking, never noticing the ant.
And I will not be bothered to display my power for your curiosity when you will cease to exist afterwards.
You boast of your achievements, but I have my legacy which can be verified. Can the same be said of yours, mongrel?
No.22968
>>22966
i'd prefer if we just act peacefully and put this behind us
No.22969
>>22966
L-let's not get too hasty, Kiro…
No.22970
>>22932
2.5 miles in 30 minutes. Not horrible, but certainly not good. I think my left ankle is swelling up. Stupid high school track team and long distance running.
I need another cold shower, I think. I may make a sailor fuku Eliza, maybe. I can't see straight at the moment.
No.22971
>>22968
OH REALLY? I COULD JUST-
>>22969
A-alright..
No.22972
>>22962
My affection likes to reveal itself through impulsive acts of abduction and incapacitation. I suppose for you, a temporary exception could be made: I will settle for meticulously crafting my Nurai plushy and hugging it every day instead of being in possession of the authentic person. However, should you neglect to feed yourself and rest, much like Kiro, I will not hesitate to take initiative and care for you myself.
No.22973
>>22971
i am glad at the outcome
keeps hugging and petting Krishna
No.22974
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>22966
W-Well, I still have a chance! I won't go down without a fight!
No.22975
>>22971
W-wonderful…I got worried for a moment~
No.22976
Man, Little Caesars is great.
The pizzas I just were warm and rich in sauce.
No.22977
>>22974
Krishna please, we aren't fighting~
No.22978
>>22967
Well the only achievement of yours that I know of is how much of an ass you can be? You think you have anything on me, blondie? You fight for pride to inflate that already overinflated ego of yours. I fight for people I care about! I fight for LOVE! As long as I have that then I'll always be stronger than you! Better than you! Mongrel!
No.22979
No.22980
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>22973
I will pet you soon
>>22974
Same with you now
Rolling to pet you
No.22981
>>22972
A plushie of me?! That's only slightly creepy! You don't have to worry about me not taking care of myself! I love to eat and I could sleep all day! I actually slept under Den's couch last night after stuffing my face with his sweet stash!
No.22982
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>22980
Rolling to protect Krishna from the petting
No.22983
>>22980
you can do that any time really, i like pets
shall we pet Krishna together?~ petty pats
No.22984
>>22982
I-I'm sorry, Kris. I tried…
No.22986
I have arrived in the nick of time to save the Sailors from certain doom!
…
My job here is done! *whoosh*
No.22987
>>22986
But you didn't do anything!
No.22988
>>22986
But you didn't do anything
No.22989
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>22980
N-No… You stay away from me!
Rolling for not to be petted.
No.22991
>>22981
You are a sweet stash. I do hope you are keeping yourself healthy. It is bad enough to see a dear friend ill, but in your case, the collective mood will plummet as well. You provide too much for me to let you make any unhealthy decisions pertaining to your health!
>>22986
A dashing saviour of sophistication and power. Den is the best, in case someone did not already catch on to that.
No.22992
>>22986
Tuxedo Den! Wow! He's so dreamy despite not doing anything and getting captured/brainwashed all the time!
No.22993
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>22982
Not even you can stop, senpai!
>>22989
Come here, Krissy!
I put my thumb on your right ear lobe and massage it while I rub the side of her head
>>22986
YOU WANT SOME PETS TOO, DRAW FRIEND?!
No.22994
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>22993
Didn't mean to roll, but alright, also *While I rub the side of YOUR head
No.22995
No.22996
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>22994
Never
No.22997
>>22986
well done den…
>>22989
>>22993
pets the girl softly with kiro this is fun!
No.22998
>>22985
A box?
>>22978
N-nurai, I appreciate it but it's alright… Really..
No.22999
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No.23000
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>22985
>>22993
comes out from her box
It's show time!
comes up behind Kiro and tickles her sides
No.23001
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>22993
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Ah~ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~ *Krishna gets on her knees as Kiro continues massaging her ear*
No.23002
>>22978
I am great at anything I do.
I fight when it pleases me. Do not mistake my pride as something I need, for I already have everything and have experienced every pleasure on this Earth.
You bore with your blustering about love and friendship. Those who you call, "friends," simply weigh you down. Once you can command your own strength, and command the loyalty of others to serve you, speak to me again of power.
Until then, you are but a new born babe.
You continue to ignore your "loved" one. How irresponsible of you. It may just break his heart to see you gone from this world…
No.23003
>>22991
Noo, Sailor Lux is the best! A true Princess, defeating evil and winning love with her radiance!
>>22993
I am not completely adverse to petting. But prepare yourself, I will pet back in retaliation! I will pet the evil out of you, and pet you into submission!
No.23004
>>22991
You're so nice Lux! I'm fine though! I eat healthy most of the time!
>>22998
No, it isn't fine Koto-senpai! I know you know that! This guy just shows up with his ego and his head so far up his butt and starts pushing you around and calling you names! That's not right! No one does that to MY Senpai! I don't care what he calls me or how he treats me, but to see him treat you so bad and for you just to take it. I don't like it….
No.23005
I'm not going anywhere tonight. I overdid the running. My entire body feels sore and I'm dizzy. I literally look like that Brendan Fraser "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" image, hair style and all (if his hair was about two inches longer).
Sorry again, I'm talking too much about myself. I'll just keep watch of the thread while I lie down.
No.23006
>>23001
Krishna i'm here too!
i feel like i'm being ignored! pets the back of her head with one hand and her neck with another
No.23007
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>23001
My fingers move to the nape of your neck
>>23000
Rolling to smack your hands away and pet you like I'm petting Krishna with my other hand
>>23003
I will pet you soon, my hands seem to be full right now!
No.23008
>>23002
You sound really sad to me. Lonely and empty! It's impossible to experience every pleasure on this Earth because this Earth offers new pleasures and experiences everyday! To think that friends only weigh you down when in fact, they can lift you up and help you through anything! Power isn't everything either. you can have all the power in the world and still be weak and miserable.
Do you think I am afraid of you? I feel sorry for you, honestly…
No.23009
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>23008
He needs hugs to warm him
No.23010
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>23006
Sorry, Kai-chan.
>>23007
*Krishna rubs her head against Kiro's leg and simulates a purring sound as she and Kai continue petting her*
Aaaaa~ Kiro-chaaaaan~
No.23012
>>23010
hhaaahhhh, there we go, feeling gooood and comfy?
gives her back and shoulders a nice rubbing, making sure to relief her body of built up stress
No.23013
This took me a lot longer than it should have.
No.23014
>>23013
Sy!!! You look like you should be the Sailor of Wisdom!!
No.23015
>>23013
Looking good, Sy-chan.
No.23016
>>23013
Thank you Sy, every new member helps..
No.23018
>>23013
as cute as i'd expect!
No.23019
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>23010
There's no need to rub on my leg..
My fingers move slower
>>23011
This is what you get for trying to tickle me!
>>23013
I like the goggles! Made everything x2 as cute.
No.23020
>>23019
FOR GODS SAKE STOP ROLLING
No.23021
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>23013
Supa kootie pai
No.23022
>>23008
Foolish mortal. Power is everything! You and every creature on this planet is defined by it.
Those who have it - live; those who don't - perish like the mongrels they are.
You insist on using your friends because you don't have any.
It is your naïveté that clouds your mongrel mind if you do not fear me. Your pity is further proof of your weakness.
You have never had to fight for power and to keep it. You have not commanded men or ruled over others. You do not know what power does to yourself and others - including your so called "friends."
You speak as the rest of the peasants do.
Return to your toil, worm. You are not fit to speak to me of power.
No.23023
>>23014
>>23015
>>23016
>>23017
>>23018
>>23019
>>23021
Th-thanks…. I'm gonna go mess around with tanks some more.
No.23024
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>23019
>The petting god's theme right now
No.23025
>>23022
You're getting into waters you shouldn't be walking into…
You don't need power over people to have people follow you. All you need is trust and care, something you clearly lack. Fear won't keep you in control forever.
Also, lions are shit tier animals
No.23026
>>23019
But, Kiiiiiro-chan! Krishna-chan wants you to pet her mooooooooore~
*Krishna gets on her knees and begs*
No.23027
How do you do held objects in Kisekae?
No.23028
>>23027
Never mind, found it. Disregard that. Have this.
No.23029
>>23019
did you not expect this to happen?
>>23026
relaxes krishna's shoulders and her spine, going back to patting her head as its bowing seems like someone wants petting
No.23030
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>>23022
Alright that's enough, don't make me do this…
No.23031
>>23026
Hmp, Fine!
I let go of Yemi and massage both your ear lobes while rubbing your head
Sorry, Yemi, but Krishna wont be here as long as you will.
No.23032
>>23031
forgive me for being silly, but i think there might be a typo there, its reading really confusing
No.23034
>>23022
She sinks her head down as is silent for a moment. She slowly looks back up at him before giving the blonde haired male a hard slap
I have friends. I have people that love me and care for me just the way I am with or without power. We all have different desires and mine is to be kind and to love. To love everything, everyone! To the strongest lion to the smallest ant! Go after power and a life of empty pleasure if you want too. That's what you desire, but don't you tread all over mine.
No.23035
>>23032
I don't see anything wrong with it
No.23036
>>23035
then i'm a big silly head
No.23037
>>23029
>>23031
Aaaaaaaa~ Yeeeeeeeeeees~
*Krishna wiggles in pleasure as both Kiro and Kai pet her entire body, then she rolls onto her back*
Please… Give me a tummy rub~
No.23038
>>23037
how could i not, a tummy is one of the cutest part's of any girl~ Kai looks more delighted then normal and runs her soft hands back and forth on Krishna's belly, gently scratching it with her fingernails~
No.23039
>>23033
I blink a couple times
H-huh?
>>23037
I-I'll keep petting your head.
No.23041
>>23025
It appears another mouse squeaks my way. Of course, there is no shortage of vermin in this world.
You mortals corral and kill one another, yet you speak of trust and caring.
You, as a so called knight, prance about in ridiculous clothing. Have you no shame? You dishonor your own master, and the code you follow.
Any thing that isn't me, is a shit-tier creature.
>>23034
''Stunned at first, Gilgamesh looks at Nurai from the corner of his eye before splitting a sadistic grin.*
His voice shakes with rage.
This.. MONGREL this LOOSE,TRIFLING, BITCH,'' DARES TO RAISE A HAND AGAINST HER GOD KING?!!
I will have you dipped in boiling oil, feathered, and lit ablaze for the rest of the peasants to see!
I will heal you so that I may pluck your nails and feed them to you!
I will show you the true meaning of pow-
>>23030
..Kirei… do you understand what you are doing?
Have you departed from your senses? Or do you enjoy pain and suffering so much that you wish it to be inflicted upon you?
Cease this course of action, and I may be so gracious as to let you live.
No.23042
>>23040
hiiiiii wierdy, hows cute kitty?
>>23039
don't worry kiro, i got this~
No.23043
>>23039
Your eyes…
>>23040
Hello, Weird~
No.23044
>>23042
I am doing great you?
>>23043
hi!
>>23041
who is this faggot?
No.23045
>>23040
Ara ara~
This new look of yours is wonderful.
No.23046
Evil denizens, beware, for there is a new, uh, warrior of justice in town? It is I who feeds our…soldiers, I guess is what they go by, who will triumph over the lewd-ness. God, this is so embarrassing. Uh, tremble in fear as I sate not only our appetites but also your hunger for justice, love, and reads the script purity!
Okay, great. Wonderful pep talk. Back to making brownies.
No.23047
No.23048
>>23037
begins to rub Krishna's belly
I'm only doing this so Krishna-chan will stop trying to rape me in Steam chat…
No.23049
>>23046
YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!
No.23054
>>23046
adorable!
>>23048
rape…?
No.23055
>>23038
Ah~ *Krishna wiggles around like a kitty as Kai scratches her belly*
>>23039
Mmm… Head pats are nice, too~
>>23048
Heheheheh… T-That's really funny, Yemi! Hahahaha… *sweats nerviously*
No.23056
>>23046
>>23047
Would partake of those magical brownies of lovely pure justice.
>>23051
More like many many times over.
No.23057
>>23041
I go by a different code. A code that defends all who need me rather than one who wants me. I'd rather serve to defend those who cannot defend themselves. I prefer honor over instilling fear in those who cannot be put against me.
Why have pride in something that doesn't give off any form of victory or glory that you can share with others?
>>23046
This is hilarious
No.23058
>>23041
Don't you DARE start picking on Scarfu! I'll give you another slap if I have to! As I said before, I'm not afraid of you. I won't EVER be afraid of! I sure as hell hope you can make good on those promises, Dick King.
She sticks her tongue out at him before looking at Kotomine
Koto-senpai what's that on your arm??
No.23059
>>23055
doesn't it feel good to be back?~ smooches her tummy, unable to resist it, before going back to smoothly rubbing her stomach and toying with her belly button with one of her fingers
No.23060
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>23056
You! Now that I have a free hand..
Rolling to pet den
I almost petted a guy dan.. He would be very angry
No.23061
>>23041
Lord what did I do to deserve this…..
By my command seal… I order to you to cease this behavior and…. actually I'll let Nurai decide. Nurai what would you have gilgamesh here do to repent for their rudeness?
No.23063
Am I missing something with this Girugamesh thing?
No.23065
>>23061
You want ME to decide? Hmmm….I declare…
she smiles real big
That he gives everyone a hug and kiss on the cheek! Let him mingle with us 'mongrels' ya know?
No.23066
>>23041
I haven't been paying attention to your post, but now that I've gotten a chance to read them….
I do not like you speaking to any of my friends like that, you hear me!
No.23067
>>23063
Yea that made me laugh way too hard
No.23068
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>23066
>Mfw I know exactly who it is
No.23069
>>23059
Mmmmm~ Oh, Kai-chaaaaaaan~ *Krishna shivers in pleasure as goosebumps cover her body*
Ah, Kai-chan… Wanna have a steam chat~?
>>23066
Please don't tell Styles what happen.
No.23070
>>23063
Eliza pls, do you even into /lit/?
No.23072
>>23066
I need angrier reaction image!
No.23073
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>23069
KAI X KRISHNA ALL THE WAY
No.23074
>>23069
i…i suppose i wouldn't mind having one about whatever, i might be abit tired due to the time it is, but we've missed ya so…why not?
>>23073
KIRO PLS
No.23077
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>>23065
I was expecting something….. Lewder. Good choice Nurai.
By my command seal I order you to cease this behavior and that you do exactly as Nurai said.
No.23078
>>23068
Someone rather susceptible to Kiro's petting.
And rather adorable when petted
>>23074
The innocence is too much for my heart.
No.23080
>>23070
Hey, I read the tale of Gilgamesh. I just haven't bothered reading the posts since I don't do the role playing stuff that much.
>>23002
>I am great at anything I do.
I am childish because the only thing that came to my head as I read that was this.
No.23081
Morning lovelies!
I pray you're all doing well?
No.23082
>>23078
innocence?
>>23081
hiiiii karol, i slept pretty gud
No.23083
>>23081
Morning Karol!
I still haven't pet you
No.23084
>>23081
Good morning, Karol! What have you been up to?
No.23085
>>23073
I-It's not like I want this to be a thing or anything… B-Baka…
No.23086
>>23081
Hello
>>23084
lux! why aren't you wearing my clothes?
No.23087
>>23077
Teehee!!! Well I think a simple forced act of kind love will hurt him the most!
She looks towards Gilgamesh before opening her arms
Come on. Bring it in~
No.23090
>>23065
>>23087
Can I sit out for the hugging and kissing?
No.23091
>>23060
Bends down so Kiro can offer pets more easily.
…Satisfactory petting, but take this!
Pets Kiro vigorously!
No.23094
>>23082
Wonderful! I'm glad to hear that~
>>23083
Petting is for pets silly!
>>23084
Not much, I'm feeling pretty disorientated after having slept for 14 hours. as well as having had the literal worst dream in years
Regardless, you been up to much Xul?
>>23086
Bonjour!
>>23093
Salut Yemi-chan! How are you doing?
No.23097
>>23081
>>23094
Ah, hello best berry! Was a little… preoccupied with (drawing) petting Kiro!
No.23098
>>23090
You can, but every person he has to hug and kiss on the cheek causes him more pain…
No.23099
>>23094
Hey, Karol~ Sorry for the late response, I got a bit distracted
No.23102
>>23100
pet pets so…should i?
No.23103
>>23094
What was the dream about? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours!
No.23104
>>23086
I do not need work attire currently. Oh, fine. I'll go change.
>>23094
How unfortunate. I've been mostly taking contemplative walks, sometimes in the rain, sometimes not. I can't help but imagine how fantastic they would be if I had you to tag along. I would not mind getting to know the always lovely Karol.
No.23107
>>23061
>>23065
>>23077
As the command seal takes full effect, Gilgamesh's eyes blaze with other worldy fury, his lips and body betray his blood lust.
You…all…will…pay…
His body moves mechanically from person to person, his ego and strength of will fighting against the spell - in vain.
Every person he meets, he stops, wraps his arms around them crushes them with a hug.
While in his grip, he leans in and smooches them on the cheek, his eye contact never erring, the seething rage behind his eyes betraying the sweet nature of the gesture.
It takes him several minutes to get to everyone. The elapsed time seems like an eternity - even to the immortal God King.
At last, he finishes his rounds, turning to Nurai and Kotomine, the two of which, have been thoroughly enjoying Gilgamesh's discomfort.
I have finished your revolting task.
Any last words before you depart the mortal plane?
No.23109
>>23091
Hmp! Don't underestimate my petting abilities!
I massage your ear lobes and pet the sides of you head
>>23100
nice file name
No.23111
>>23107
That is all, I shall see you back home… One more thing, go willingly please. I'd rather not have to use another..
No.23112
>>23107
What type of class do you like to play in games, in regards to these pantsu?
No.23113
>>23094
I'm doing fine. Just been hanging out here and watching speedruns all day. Styles-chan is going to be gone during the weekend so I'm a bit sad.
But I have all of you to keep me company!
No.23114
>>23109
Guh, such a delicate touch is admirable! But I'll not be outdone!
Grazes his fingertips down through Kiro's short feathered hair and brings his palm to her cheek, caressing it.
No.23115
>>23112
None of the above.
>>23113
I know that feel….
No.23116
>>23112
What is the meaning of this?
No.23117
>>23091
>>23097
That's a lot of petting!
Strawberry is literally best berry! Even if you have a not-so-nice one, it's still pretty good!
>>23099
Bonjour Scarfu~ How's it going?
>>23100
Should start a petting zoo
>>23103
U-uh, well this dream is pretttttyyy long, and is part of the reason why it was so horrendous! Maybe I'll post it in a bit, but I really don't want to spam with >muhblog. Tell me about yours though!
>>23104
Walking in the rain without an umbrella is a surefire way of proving that you're a human being~ I love them myself, I had a fun one on valentines day which was fairly nice! I can talk about myself until the cows come home moo! but I'd be more interested in hearing about you! Tell me a little about yourself~
>>23107
Why is gilgamesh so hot?
>>23112
Not even a tough choice. Summoner or mechanic at a stretch
>>23113
Aww~ Well it just means that when Styles comes back, the company will be all the sweeter!
I've never been into speedruns myself. But I guess that's because I'm the antithesis of speedrunners, and I take my sweet bloody time with games~
No.23118
>>23113
>>23115
you do have us! huuuuuuug
No.23119
>>23115
So are you saying you're going commando?
No.23120
>>23118
hugs back
Thanks, Kai-chan. You're always so sweet.
No.23121
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>23114
Nice try, but I can do better!
Rolling to counter with a neck and cheek pet
>>23119
Goku bad touch?
No.23122
>>23113
What'cha watching in terms of speedruns? The actual runs or the people playing them on streams? I did the streams a bit in the past, but now I like watching the static videos without the commentary. And TAS videos are pretty good too.
No.23123
>>23112
None of those have my choice. Knight class, sword and shield. As long as I get to be the tank of the group, I will do it in the best possible way~
>>23117
I'm doing pretty well. Super tired as always~
No.23124
>>23122
>static video
>not watching live and seeing the runner breakdown when he beats the WR
No.23125
>>23121
Uhh…your eyes again.
No.23126
>>23112
mechanic or grappler, depends on the day
>>23120
uuuwwuu, i'm just being myself
No.23127
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>23112
Grappler
No.23128
>>23119
Hell no.
>>23120
>>23118
*hugs both*
Thanks Kai.
No.23129
One can not deny the inherent appeal of a lab coat. The scent and sensation of the fabric is too alluring.
>>23113
I would never allow myself or anyone else to witness a saddened Yemi-chan. I will hug all the sadness out of you!
>>23117
Oh no, not talking about your wonderful self ad nauseam. How dreadful. I would never be ecstatic to listen to every word, completely entranced by how fascinating you are. Well, my interests would include music theory, psychology, linguistics, philosophy, fitness, writing, comedy, and meeting people like you!
No.23130
>>23127
WHATEVER! I WANTED TO ROLL! I need sleep.
No.23131
>>23124
I don't care about that as much. If they get WR, I might watch the vod if I care about the game they're running. I just don't like the whole "interact with the people watching" thing. I guess it's just what I am.
No.23132
>>23107
Receiving the hug she even gives him a hug back all the time giggling at his displeasure. She continued to watch him only to start laughing louder and louder with each pained step he took, every hug and small kiss he had to give.
I think this was the perfect punishment for him!
Once he was done, she continued to laugh, but tried to stifle them. Looking at Gilgamesh, she lazily wrapped her arms around the priest
I already have something planned for next time, Koto-senpai!
No.23133
Sorry guys, but I gotta head to bed. I'll drop in when I get the chance. But I'm working afternoon shift tomorrow and I'm doing stuff with my family the morning after, so I don't think I'll get the chance anytime soon.
You all have a wonderful night!
No.23134
>>23133
Take it easy, Krishna.
No.23135
>>23133
Take this for motivation.
Try to have fun without us, okay?
No.23136
>>23133
Goodnight Krishna!
No.23137
>>23133
no problem, we'll await your return with open arms!
please have a good night rest and come back as soon as possible!
No.23138
>>23122
I usually watch for the speedruns themselves, but I do enjoy some commentary because it's nice when the streamer tries to explain the glitch he's trying to do.
I think people like Zfg are pretty good. Good at his game, loves to talk about his game, not annoying, and seems like a really chill dude in general.
He got a PB on his WR today, but didn't seem happy with it because he messed up a lot.
No.23139
>>23133
Be back soon, Kris.
I will play "Gary come home" each day for you.
>>23125
Shh, too busy petting.
No.23140
>>23133
Sleep well, Krishna! Take Kiro with you as well. She needs sleep too.
No.23141
>>23131
Who do you watch? Check out ennopp112,zfg1, and tokyoboi888 their great to watch live
No.23142
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>>23121
Nng!
Makes a barely noticeable twitch as Kiro's hand tickles his neck.
>>23130
Sleep, huh? Well then, you should certainly get to bed…
Wraps his free arm around Kiro and pulls her to the couch.
What you need is a comfy pillow and a rhythmic lullaby.
Lies down with Kiro's head resting on him. Holding her tightly with one hand, massaging her hair with the other, Den presses her ear to his chest, the thump of his heart reaching her.
No.23143
>>23133
Sweet dreams, Krishna-chan!!
No.23144
>>23138
Yeah, I can understand that. Some runners just make the game worth watching. And then they let you know about lesser known runners and you get interested in them. Some I can't stand though I always poke my head in to see how they're doing. The obvious one is Werster. Just to check in and see if he fucks up and gets angry.
No.23146
>>23133
Take care, hope to see you soon.
No.23147
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>>23142
H-Hey! G-get off me!
I push Den's hand off me and jump off of his chest
No.23148
yawns and sits down
i'm running out of energy all of a sudden…what to do…
No.23149
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>23145
W-What did I say?
No.23150
I'm going to bed too! I have to get up extra extra early tomorrow!!!! Night everyone! Goodnight, Kotomine-senpai!!! she gives him a quick kiss on the cheek
No.23151
>>23149
You told me to shush…when I was worried about your well being!
No.23152
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>>23147
Hm hm hm hmm.
What's wrong? I don't bite.
And you definitely need some rest.
No.23153
>>23111
A vein pops out of his head, but smooths out as the command seal takes hold - forcing him to calm himself.
"He walks mechanically for the door at first, but relaxes as he takes solace in his next meeting.''
"He turns as he reaches the threshold, and speaks cooly, calmly, and menacingly.''
As you command, Kirei. You will hear from me again, this I promise to you.
>>23117
It is only natural to desire the God King. I am power and perfection on this Earth. The next time I arrive, grovel at my feet and declare your allegiance to me, and I may spare your life to keep you as a pet to remind me of my conquest.
The rest of the mongrels shall be visited by my judgement.
Enjoy your fleeting existence, knowing that you've made the God King your enemy.
With that, he puts his hands in his shirt pocket and leaves - disappearing into gold dust as he crosses the threshold.
No.23154
>>23150
Good night, Nurai! Have a great day once you wake up.
No.23155
No.23156
>>23122
>I will hug all the sadness out of you!
opens her arms out to you
<3
No.23157
>>23150
Good nigh- N-nurai!
No.23158
>>23153
As he disappears into dust.
God damn italics, JUST FUCKING-
And he is gone.
No.23159
>>23150
Good night Nurai
>>23151
I-I didn't mean to! If I did I'm s-sorry!
I slowly start biting my thumb
>>23152
I-I d-don't need you to hold me
Every drawing of me my eyes are closed, I just noticed that
No.23160
>>23133
Nighty Krishna.
>>23150
Nighty Nurai.
No.23161
>>23156
Oh, geez!
I meant to reply to Lux-chan! >>23129
The offer is still open, Eliza-chan
No.23162
>>23123
Glad to hear it! And why are you tired? Not enough sleep? ; 3 ;
>>23129
Ara~ A broad range of interest there! Regrettably I know very little about music theory, but I know a thing or two about the rest! I know a little about Freudian and Jungian psychology but I can't claim to know an enormous amount. I was wondering whether or not /ccrp/ is evidence towards the concept of the anima/animus but hey ho! As for philosophy, I've been in fairly deep thought about existence and I've been attempting (in vain) to come up with some axiomatic principles I could use to conjure up a theory from base principles B-but you do me too much credit! I'm not particularly interesting! I study a subject so boring that nobody (not even those that study it) really have a clue what it's about.
>>23153
You might think me impudent, oh mighty King of Heroes, but I can't become your pet! For strawberries aren't pets!
>>23152
When Den stops being cute, that, that is when I will know the inevitable heat death of the universe is upon us~
>>23150
N i g h t!
No.23163
>>23159
G-good~ I'd rather not see you hurt yourself.
No.23164
>>23156
Misquote? I didn't want a hug.
>>23152
>filename
I'm suddenly remembered of how I had to go to the dentist to de-sharpen my canine teeth because they were actually sharp as hell.
No.23165
>>23159
But it makes the petting so much more… tender.
And please don't bite your thumb - you need it for petting!
Pure coincidence.
No.23166
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>>23158
Imagine for a moment that I didn't forget to post this.
No.23167
I-Is it too late to become a warrior of justice?
[spoiler]Night shift sucks when you wanna keep up with things[/spoilers]
No.23168
>>23164
Remembered? I meant reminded. I also meant to add "Holy hell I look stupid. I should go to bed before I cause any more self-inflicting harm to my ego."
Good night.
No.23169
>>23167
It's never too late.
OOC:anyone want to fight in the fight thread?
No.23170
>>23163
Y-you aren't angry?
>>23165
T-that doesn't mean you have to do it!
I bite down harder
No.23171
>>23167
whoopsie I dun did goofed it there I did
No.23172
takes a big yawn
ok i am going for a sleep ATTEMPT
if i fail, i'll be back on here, nini for now
i hope krishna comes back soon
No.23173
>>23169
Ignore that spoiler
No.23175
>>23172
Goodnight, Kai-chan. I hope you dream of puppies and candy!
No.23176
>>23170
Not unless you tempt me~
No.23177
>>23170
Takes Kiro's bitten hand in his own.
Please, doing harm to yourself simply will not do, it may very well bring pain to the hearts of those around you, those who care for you!
No.23178
>>23156
embraces Yemi
How elating to finally gain an opportunity to hug you! Your cuteness really is irresistible. You have the kind of face I could watch as you slept for hours.
>>23162
I thought I was the only one juvenile enough to indulge in such endeavours. Consider it a form of real-life worldbuilding!
It can't be all that boring if it arouses you now, can it?
>>23167
It is never too late, especially not for you. Long before your noble baptism did you capture my heart.
No.23180
>>23177
Ahah!!
I push you back, then hold my own hand
W-Why would you do that?
No.23183
>>23180
Because………. with you disengaging, I have proven the victor in this battle of petting! Guhahahah!
Also we all care for you.
No.23185
>>23178
I don't think it's particularly puerile, it's a lot of fun (I like how you put it, worldbuilding~). It's like someone comes up to you and says:
"Hey dude(ette), check out this sweet world" And you look around and you're like:
"Woah yeah, what the heck! This is pretty sweet, Ima check it out!" That was literally my summary of science. It's okay, I'll leave
It d-doesn't arouse me! Albeit, the fruits of the labour do, but the maths and physics are e x h a u s t i n g
No.23187
>>23180
Kiro showing her feminine side once more. Too precious.
>>23185
You really are attempting to melt my heart with your sweet, nonchalant stream of consciousness. Too adbuctable, Karol.
No.23188
>>23178
>Long before your noble baptism did you capture my heart.
Oh golly
No.23189
>>23187
Shut up! I was just flustered by him touching my bitten hand.
No.23190
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>23186
>>23189
Now's my chance…
pops out of nowhere
I CARE ABOUT YOU, KIRO-CHAN~!
NOW GIVE ME THAT SMILE, THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR!
glomps you and proceeds to tickle you
rolling for tickles and happiness
No.23191
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No.23192
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No.23195
>>23187
S-sorry! A-and you did say adorable r-right? N-not abductable? O-of course you didn't, s-silly me
>>23188
Oh my, another beautiful magical girl. I'd love to do one myself but I'm far too old and might scar some younger children. Besides I have this ice-cream to eat!
>>23190
Kiro seems very touchable, I wonder if there's something to it~
>>23191
>tfw your Dad used to work at the WWF
No.23196
>>23190
S-stop! N-No more!
I giggle like a metal patient while swatting at you
Stop! Mercy!
STOP BEFORE I BITE OFF YOUR HAND
No.23197
>>23188
I can't blame you for not being around as often as we'd like, (night shifts are the worst!) but please feel free to drop by whenever you can!
>>23189
Ah, the thought of a ladylike Kiro. It is too much for me to handle.
>>23195
Adorably susceptible to being snatched away and held in captivity. You will be mine forever!
No.23198
>>23197
You didn't see Young!Kiro?
No.23199
>>23196
I stop my tickle assault at the site of Kiro laughing and smiling
That's all I ever wanted, I thought to myself
Okay~
…Can I cuddle with you?
No.23200
>>23198
What earthly wonders have I missed?
No.23201
>>23196
>like a metal patient
No.23202
>>23199
I sigh and hold out my arm for you to lay in
I don't care anymore, you people are slowly breaking me..
No.23203
>>23200
Check the last general :^)
No.23204
>>23202
Korrupt Kiro has made some progress today
Excellent work, Yemi.
No.23205
No.23207
>>23203
Oh my. This decides it. I will reshape her into a proper lady against her will.
No.23208
>>23207
what did you find?
No.23209
>>23202
I close my eyes and lay with you, I rest my head on your chest
Thanks, Kiro-chan…This is nice.
No.23210
>>23207
>Implying
>>23208
Probably this
No.23211
>>23202
I'll keep that mind…
No.23214
>>23211
You can join the cuddles too~
No.23215
>>23209
And stop adding "chan" to my name..
>>23211
I-I don't mean anything lewd by it, so don't you dare get angry at me.
No.23217
>>23197
I'll do my best to be more social 'round here!
To be honest I didn't really think I stood out enough to be noticed by anyone but you showed me otherwise
No.23218
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>>23202
>>23211
Oh, you're making Scarfu worry again, Kiro.
No.23220
>>23217
to be honest I thought you were the person that runs our maid games since you look really similar haha
No.23221
>>23217
I noticed you, but I was scared to introduce myself because I've never seen you here before, and I didn't know if you were new or not. How did you find this place?
No.23224
>>23217
We all make wrongful judgements from time to time. I am happy to have shown you otherwise. I look forward to seeing you around more often!
>>23218
Hello there. Care to be abducted?
No.23225
>>23217
Hey there, how are you ding?
No.23226
>>23224
lux you aren't true to the whole chage clothing thing, you still have earrings and choker on
No.23227
>>23219
Don't…
I awkwardly grab your hoodie while keeping my other arm under Yemi, bringing you down next to me and I hold on to you tightly
Please don't act sad, I-I'm sick of seeing you like that..
No.23228
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>>23224
That depends on how you treat me.
I may even go willingly.
Explain to meet what you intend.
No.23229
>>23221
I came here from the /vg/ generals from long ago, posted on the r8 thread initially and thought I'd be done there. But quietly watched from afar and noticed you're all really cool people. So I've just been posting here and there. I've also been too timid to actually post in general threads until now. It also helps my internet was kill for a few days
No.23230
>>23227
-I begin shivering heavily and nervously, curling up slightly- I-I just felt like you were t-threatening me…
No.23231
>>23226
Accessories are not clothes, Weird.
>>23228
I intend to subdue you and make you pay for all those lecherous remarks you've addressed at me. I will teach you respect and obedience.
No.23232
>>23229
adorable little spy
>>23231
but it is part of the outfit!
No.23234
>>22880
I still miss Louise. ;_;
No.23235
Allright I'm out its 4 am haha, night everyone
No.23236
>>23235
Good night, Jane!
If you go to bed this late again, I will personally smother you and put you to sleep at a respectable hour
No.23237
No.23238
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>>23231
I made those comments weeks ago!
Why have you suddenly taken notice now?
And don't you enjoy being admired? You seem to take time and effort to dress yourself and order your appearance.
>>23235
Night.
No.23239
>>23230
I loosen my grip and put my face in between your head and shoulder
I-Im sorry..
>>23235
Noight
No.23240
No.23241
>>23229
Well, I want to apologize for not noticing your posts. I hope this doesn't affect your opinion of me.
Since you said you've been lurking then I guess I don't need to introduce you to anyone/anything here. Seems like you came here when we're pretty slow, this place becomes much more active during the day.
My name is Yemi, and don't be afraid to ask me for anything, especially hugs!
>>23235
Sweet dreams
No.23243
>>23232
Fine, if you insist.
>>23238
I was waiting for an opportune time. I could not have humiliated you if there was no one present. I suppose I can't hold a grudge if it you meant well, but I better not hear any similar remarks again.
No.23245
>>23239
I-it's fine.
I'm gonna go get some sleep. I'm unbelievably tired…
No.23246
>>23245
Alright, sleep well.
No.23247
No.23248
>>23245
So am I, I think I want to kick back and get a GOOD nights rest for once.. Oh also,
Kisses you on the cheek and runs away
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~
No.23249
>>23243
But there's been plenty of opportune times before, much better than even now.
You can humiliate me whenever you want, though.
You bring out the yandere in me.
By the way, your collar is missing.
>>23245
Night, Scarfu.
No.23251
>>23248
Please, no more melting my heart with your antics, Kiro. Actually, nevermind that. It is quite the addictive feeling.
>>23249
I'll refrain if you'd enjoy it, you deviant. Have some decency. Weird and I traded attire for a day, hence the missing collar. Now.
Hugs Jioti
Much better.
No.23252
>>23248
You proceed to leave me alone on the floor
feeling too lazy to get up
I think I may just spend the night here…
No.23253
>>23232
Glad I'm adorable at least!
>>23241
Aww, no need to apologize, I still think you're a cutie. Though I still vaguely know people so I wouldn't mind introductions here and there! Either way I appreciate the welcome and the standing offer of hugs
No.23254
>>23250
Such a sweet looking girl. You go, Nadia!
I extend my welcome to /ccrp/.
>>23251
Aw, you won't? That's no fun.
I will take this hug though.
Hugs back tightly
No.23256
>>23250
Den, why you so based?
No.23257
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>>23252
Oh, my!
Was being cuddled by Kiro so good you can't get up?
What will Scarfu think?
No.23258
>>23252
Sorry, I forgot about you..
I give you a quick hug and ruffle your hair
No.23259
>>23258
Thanks, Kiro-chan. I can rest easy now.
Goodnight everyone.
No.23260
No.23262
No.23263
Guess who left their computer on?
No.23264
>>23263
Go to bed, ya dingas!
No.23265
>>23264
Kiro is fast asleep, While I don't sleep. (Other than random times during the day)
No.23266
>>23265
I believe Lux would like to have a word with you.
You must have poor eating habits if you're eating cake at this hour too!
No.23267
>>23266
I can eat anything I want. Using my brain burns any fat I might consume
L swallows his cake
Something you don't seem to understand.
No.23268
>>23267
Sounds to me like you're nothing but a fat-head!
Eat a banana! At least those are good for you!
No.23269
>>23268
If you insist..
L peals a banana
I am actually very skinny. Much more skinny than you seem to be. Though that might be because you don't use your head.
No.23270
>>23269
I use my head plenty, thank you very much!
If only eating cake and bananas allowed you to gain some manners!
Hmph!
No.23271
>>23270
I have manners, just not much respect for most people.
L bites into the banana
It seems I'm being force to go to sleep by Kiro, so good night.
No.23272
>>23271
Goodnight and good riddance!
I'm going to bed too, it's nearly 5 and I've lost control of my life.
No.23273
No.23275
I'm gonna try and get some rest, take care everyone.
No.23276
>>23275
Night!!
If this heat doesn't leave, I will actually have to kill the sun
No.23277
>>23276
The heat is the worst. And the sun is dumb! Stupid sun, always burning your flesh.
It should always be just slightly above freezing. And overcast. Lightly raining every other day.
No.23278
>>23276
It's been rainy and nice over here for the past few days but it's starting to get hotter again.
Y-yay.
No.23280
No.23281
No.23282
>>23281
Not much right now, just waiting for a friend to come online so we can continue our Civ V game.
You?
No.23283
>>23282
I'm tired. Really tired.
No.23284
>>23283
Go to bed So i can take advantage of you while you're sleeping and get some rest!
No.23285
>>23284
Yeah see I would if it wasn't 20 past 11 and I'd just got up…
It's not taking advantage if you have my permission.
No.23286
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>23285
Ah, that sucks. We're here for you in your time of need at least~
Roll to hug!
No.23287
>>23286
Pretty good hug. <3
No.23288
>>23287
I think we were due one given my usual luck with dice and you. I'm just happy nobody got hurt this time.
No.23289
No.23290
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
rolling for bad rolls
No.23291
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>23290
rolling for good rolls
No.23292
No.23293
No.23294
The sun is shining today too, the weather is fair, the birds are chirping and I feel well and truly alive! Life is great!
How are you all today?
No.23295
>>23294
hi lisa, doing good
No.23297
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>>23295
Hi Weird! That's great to hear!
There's something different about you today, I can't quite put my finger on it…
>Slept through Krishna's reappearance
How can life be so great yet so cruel
No.23298
>>23297
me and lux switch clothes
No.23299
File: 1435403816624.jpg (69.88 KB, 399x491, 399:491, yet another summer revelat….jpg)
>>23298
Aaah, so that's what it was! It's a good look on you!
Oh, that reminds me. When is that summer camp that you're the head honcho at happening?
No.23300
>>23299
Thanks! I am what? And the whole camp thing seems to be falling apart
No.23301
File: 1435404389339.jpg (73.53 KB, 399x491, 399:491, yet another summer explana….jpg)
>>23300
Ahaha~ I meant Leader? Guardian? It was something like that.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What's the problem?
No.23302
>>23301
I mistook "honcho" for "sombrero" and went looking for a hat to shop onto Weird's head.
What image search gave me instead was vehicles and nude macho men.
No.23303
>>23301
headmistres of camp is either crazy or super disorganized, but I dont't want to talk about it becasue I am getting worried and scared
>>23302
thats amazing
No.23304
File: 1435405266060.jpg (70.35 KB, 399x491, 399:491, yet another summer consola….jpg)
>>23303
Ugh, we don't have to talk about it if you don't wanna!
Come here you~
Lisa extends her hands and motions Weird to hug her
>>23302
I'm not even gonna risk it. Also Hi Rebis! Doing alright?
No.23306
Three hours of sleep only to be awoken by a loud neighbor. I don't know whether I should go back to bed for a couple more hours before work or just stay awake.
No.23307
No.23308
>>23304
Hello.
>me
>doing alright
>ever
No.23309
>>23305
Weird in Lux clothes is sorta hot.
>>23306
You should go back to bed.
No.23311
>>23305
There we go! Nothing to worry about, everything's gonna be fine~
>>23306
You really should try to sleep again. Are they still being loud?
>>23308
Why? What's wrong?
>>23309
Hey Amity!
No.23312
No.23313
>Wake up ready for CEO today
>Forget that it's in Eastern time
Ah goddamnit. Morning everyone!
No.23314
No.23315
>>23312
Everything good?
>>23313
Good morning Tiger Queen!
No.23316
>>23313
what's with eyepatch?
No.23317
>>23314
Hey Ami~! How's it going?
>>23315
Morning Lisa!
No.23318
>>23315
>>23317
I'm pretty good now that I'm not so tired.
No.23319
No.23320
>>23316
WEIRD! Runs up and hugs Weird I've missed you! O-oh the eyepatch? It's to cement my position as Tiger Queen! My eye's fine, see? Moves eyepatch to other side
No.23321
No.23322
>>23320
*hugs ans giggles* you are silly
No.23323
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>>23317
<3
>>23318
A little sleep really does wonders! Six hours and I'm as good as can be~
>>23319
Good morning Kate!
No.23324
>>23322
Am I? I thought it was cool…
>>23323
So, how's your day been today, Lisa-Lisa?
No.23325
>>23324
yeah you don't have to have eyepatch to be quenn, you need crazy tiger themed attire!
No.23326
>>23325
Do I? I woulda thought this was enough…
No.23327
>>23326
no way! Go and get some tigger clothes!
No.23328
File: 1435407334366.jpg (73.29 KB, 399x491, 399:491, yet another summer greatne….jpg)
>>23324
Super-great so far, thanks for asking! I haven't done anything in particular, but everything just feels awesome!
The sun is brilliant and yet there's just enough of a hint of wind in the air to keep it from being brazenly warm, the plants are green and the birds are chirping and the tips of the trees are swaying gently in the distance.
It's days like these that make life bliss~ I'm just lazing about in the sun, trying to study for my upcoming test.
How about you?
>>23326
>>23327
Hmm. While I think that the eye patch is enough to intimitade, it WOULD be kinda cool to see you fully dressed up for battle~
No.23329
>>23327
>>23328
>wanting ramona to put MORE clothes on
pls
No.23330
>>23329
not more jsut other, maybe once that show more skin~
No.23331
>>23329
Let's limit it at tiger striped panties/bra and some cute cat ears.
No.23332
>>23329
>>23331
b-but that's not intimidating at all
just hot
No.23334
>>23328
I'm feeling pretty good! Just woke up, probably will grab some lunch in a bit, feed my tortoise, and then just play some vidya!
>>23327
>>23328
Alright, I'll be back in a bit with battle clothes!
No.23335
No.23337
>>23334
Sounds like a great way to spend a free saturday! What Vidya?
No.23338
No.23340
>>23331
>>23328
>>23335
>>23330
>>23329
>>23327
So, how do I look?
>>23337
Probably some more Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, but I was thinking of buying Arcana Heart 3: LOVE MAX!!!!!
No.23341
No.23342
>>23340
You look seriously fuckable.
No.23343
File: 1435408385556.jpg (75.32 KB, 399x491, 399:491, yet another summer adorati….jpg)
>>23340
You can defend my honour any day!
No.23345
>>23342
>>23343
>>23344
Aww… This is why you guys are the best!
No.23346
>>23345
<3
I'mma head down to the lake and play around with my siblings for a bit. See you wonderful people later today!
No.23347
No.23348
>>23346
Later Lisa! Have fun!
No.23349
No.23350
No.23351
Hey, anyone else here tested their Myers-Briggs type?
Lux brought it up certain that I'm an INTJ but I was an ISTP last time I took a test. I ended up getting ESTJ this time but the profile for that has NOTHING to do with me.
No.23352
No.23353
No.23354
>>23353
You can just google Myers-Briggs test but the one I took was this. http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
It looks unconvincing but the whole idea is mostly just fun nonsense.
No.23355
No.23357
>>23356
Nice! INTP is pretty distinctive, it actually does make sense about you.
No.23359
i'm not overly surprised…..
No.23360
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No.23361
With just a couple minor ticks of difference in taking the test twice, I got INTJ (Architect) and then ISFP (Adventurer). I can't say that either would describe me with thorough accuracy, but the way these tests pigeonhole personalities into sixteen vague and easy to mix types, that's to be expected.
Just like zodiac horoscope personalities, their lengthy descriptions are wishy washy and always try to make out any potential negatives as endearing positives or just dismiss them with a "oh you may be a pansy, but you're actually very thoughtful!"
With the exception of a significant Assertive Identity at 58%, the other four aspects of personality were nearly in the middle, only leaning in either direction by less than 10%.
No.23362
Had to retake the test since i forgot to take a screenshot the first time, but it's pretty much the same.
No.23363
No.23364
>>23363
You're still fun though.
No.23369
I remember taking that specific Myers-Briggs test. The last time I took it, I believe it gave me ISTJ. Just took it again, same results.
No.23370
I've had ESFP on the other test I've taken before so I retook that test and got ESFP again before I tried this one and got INFP.
Feel like I'm a mix.
No.23371
>>23359
Only one letter different from me and it's you who gets the cool title. Although these aren't the standard names for the types.
>>23362
The ISTP to my ESTJ <3
>>23369
>93% introverted
>90% turbulent
Holy shit, you're even more protectable than Kate is.
No.23372
Did this ages ago, glad to see I haven't changed
No.23373
>>23371
I forgot was does turbulent mean?
No.23374
>>23371
It's not my fault that the questions kept asking "Would you rather be in an open area and get spooked the fuck out because of your anxiety issues, OR would you rather stay at home and play video games?" That said, introverts can be outgoing as well in real life. It's just that I do it in spurts. And I like to plan for it.
No.23377
>>23373
According to the website, "Turbulent individuals are perfectionists, self-conscious, success-driven, care about their image." While "Assertive individuals are emotionally stable, calm, relaxed, refuse to worry too much."
No.23379
>>23377
So basically we emotionally unstable.
No.23380
>>23369
>>23371
Others here would certainly abduct and tenderly dote on Eliza.
No.23381
>>23377
thanks~
>>23378
I don't think I've seen you before
No.23382
>>23372
A fellow mastermind/scientist/whatever the test maker decides to change it to? You never cease to give me more reasons why you're wonderful.
>>23375
Hello, Mia! I did not get to meet you last time. The pleasure is mine!
No.23383
>>23380
So when are you going to buy a big house to shelter and love the whole population of /ccrp/ in, Den?
No.23384
>>23380
It's honestly scary to think that should someone abduct me and care for me, I'd probably get used to it and be okay with it.
No.23386
>>23381
Oh! I'm new. From about… 4 days ago I think?
>>23382
Thank you! Nice to meet you too!
No.23387
>>23386
well great to meet you!
No.23388
>>23382
I do take these things with an enormous amount of salt, but I suppose whatever it is, it's not far from the truth. INTJ might as well be changed to "Why I don't have any friends". But in all seriousness, it's super easy to lose friends when you challenge them and their sensibilities Glad to find another one though! I've got to say, I think I've only met one other person that was an INTJ. I guess being emotionally dead inside just isn't as cool as it used to be.
No.23389
I keep trying to reply and it keeps giving me errors. I'll just go fuck myself then.
No.23390
>>23383
Once I win the lottery, I will construct Den's Harem Petting Zoo and pamper all of you into submission. Especially Amity and Lux.
No.23391
No.23392
>>23389
Even the board knows you're an asshole.
No.23393
>>23389
The site has been wonky since I woke up. Just keep trying over and over.
>>23390
Just give me a room to myself with a good computer and we're pretty much good to go.
No.23394
>>23385
Hello!
>>23387
You too! I go by Mariacristina or Mia, whichever you like~
No.23395
>>23390
your last name should be "The best"
No.23396
>>23392
You seem to be the only one who "knows" I'm an asshole. Which is funny because you're the one that keeps trying to provoke me when I've politely filtered you.
No.23397
>>23390
Promises, promises~
No.23399
Oomph.
No more vodka today
/hungover
>>23389
It keeps happening to me, too.
I've also been trying to do the captcha for almost 15 minutes, either I get a 404 error when I click the link or when I solve it it goes another 404. I even got a 503.
No.23400
>>23398
Everyone is in some way… But what's your name though?
No.23401
>>23390
I'll hold you to it.
No.23402
>>23388
The tests have been warped beyond all recognition. As Den said, they are flowery descriptions of vague personalities and get treated as horoscopes. With that said, the initial research behind the idea of the test is quite valid. It is about prioritising brain functions and the outcome that type of neural hierarchy has on your personality. I'm not surprised you've not met many INTJs. They make up only two percent of the population.
It is thrilling to see people as kind as you can still exist despite their amoral, non-emotionally driven state of mind. You really are remarkable, you know that?
>>23390
Do not forego the pecking order, Den. You - and everyone else - are all mine.
>>23399
Greetings, Colours! Take it easy with the alcohol, please?
No.23403
>>23399
As far as captchas go, you sure you aren't just still drunk?
>>23401
You'll be doing no such thing from where I'll be keeping you.
No.23404
>>23399
Hey!
And same here, been getting a lot of errors the past hour.
>>23400
I like you already!
No.23405
>>23400
No that is my name… people just call me that
No.23407
>>23402
-nod nod nod- I will, I promise!
It's been a bit of a different week and I had the evening to spend with my little sister for once so we hung out with movies and music.
A few glasses of wine throughout the week, but enjoying vodka was a nice treat~
No.23408
>>23402
Peck all you wish. I'll willingly be yours, but I'm still gonna pet the heck out of you!
No.23409
I just wanna be caredommed by Den pls god
No.23410
If the gods shine down upon me tonight, and if I gather the energy to get to my ABC store, I may drink with an acquaintance as we smash our heads into a drinking game of Co-Op Portal 2. Or I just drink alone. Because I really, really like that George Thorogood song.
No.23411
>>23407
Oh and hiya Colours~
No.23412
>>23402
Absolutely. It's based on Jung's work if I recall, and it's a neat idea. You summed it up fairly succinctly but if I might add a layman's interpretation, I believe that there are a limit number of human modes of behavior and that in reality, we're not as distinct from one another as we are led to believe (Although that's totally relativistic). Are they that rare? Blimey!
I'm not too remarkable miss! Although I am massively intrigued by you. There's something sharp, yet wonderfully humble about you that I'm already quite fond of!
No.23414
Afternoon gals, i've been thinking. what song would you have as you theme!?
No.23415
>>23414
Hmmm… good question…
*turns away and mumbles quietly*
…Do I answer honestly or do I pick something cute..?
No.23416
>>23414
hi, I never thought about that
No.23417
>>23414
Tried to look up "I want to die", but seeing as that actually came up with results for song, I don't want to post it anyone ; 3 ;
No.23418
No.23420
No.23424
>>23390
Yes! I will support this dream!
Hey everyone! I'm back from swimming for like, forever! The water was nice and cold~
>>23399
Aw, you need to alternate with water if you're gonna go heavy!
>>23414
Afternoon Nyano!
My theme? Hm. I'd want something light, happy and adventurous, with a soft beginning and an explosive ending that seems to peter out eternally! No idea what actual song that'd be though.
No.23425
>>23354
I got ENFP-A. Can't say that I identify with everything, but it seems accurate enough. It's strange, I took a couple of tests like this one years ago when I was still in high-school and I could've sworn I got some intellectual-introverted result every time. Have I really changed that much over the years?
No.23426
>>23414
As it won't let me post my link, it would have to be Plastic Night II from the BlazBlue Chronophantasma soundtrack
No.23427
One of these days it will let me post.
No.23428
No.23429
>>23427
FINALLY.
>>23412
You really do make it impossible for me not to smother you in hugs. That is quite the inflaming hypothesis. You've given me such a neat topic to think about as a sort of break from thinking about you. I am grateful to be around such amazing people!
>>23414
Hello, Nyano! A wonderful question from a wonderful person. I suppose it would be this for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ8RVjm49hE
>>23424
Hello, Lisa! That does sound like a highly suitable song for you.
No.23430
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>23414
>>23421
That would be my OP. And for my ending theme…
No.23432
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I went though and listend to everyones and i must say : good choices everyone.
i couldn't pick one so i have 3 for each .. job shall we say!
Normal Nyano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA
Admiral Nyano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
Officer Nyano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRQvTSFppw
No.23433
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nevermind… heehee. I forgot about this one.
No.23436
No.23437
>>23435
Heya Scarfu! I see you got your face back!
No.23438
>>23434
Yours is nothing short of a phenomenal choice as well! No less expected of Rebis.
>>23435
Good morning, Scarfu! Did you dream of comfort and purity?
No.23439
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>23414
I don't think it's worth mentioning because I wanna say more than half of /ccrp/ wouldn't have it any other way, but h-here I go!
No.23441
>>23403
No, not still drunk.
Prmdoiwe! I-I mean "promise!"
>>23404
Hi, Kate~~
Also, posts haven't been showing the (you) part for people who have replied to me, so sorry for the delayed replies.
(Also I've been trying to post for over 10 minutes, there's really something going on with the site u_u)
No.23442
>>23437
I did! Just got home from that nasty power outage last night so now you're all stuck with me. I-if that's okay, of course
>>23438
I'd like to say I did. I can't see it being any other way, if it's one of MY dreams.
No.23443
>>23429
With respect to your choice of song What excellent taste you have. S-shit I thought we were picking pieces that were our themes, not those of pure and utter beauty. Though I suppose that serves as your theme quite well if that's the case~~
I think you do me too much credit, but I'm thoroughly enjoying our small discourse. It's neat, concise and intellectual without bordering too heavily on pretentiousness I hope. B-but honestly, you flatter me too much! If I keep blushing I'll get called a strawberry, and I don't want to give anyone more reasons to eat me ; 3 ;
No.23444
>>23435
Morning Scarfu! How's it going?
No.23445
>>23444
I'm doing well~ Just woke up not too long ago, but I'm feeling well rested for the first time in the past few days. You?
No.23446
Yay, afternoon baseball!
Tea and the Jays game on in the background is the perfect combination for a lazy Saturday.
No.23447
>>23429
>>23443
…these two are just adorable.
>>23442
Of course~ Glad you made it through the storm!
No.23448
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>>23429
Hi Lux! Thank you, now to find it!
I have to admit, you really look in your element in Weird's labcoat.
Also
>chopin
Excellent taste!
No.23449
>>23445
Yeah, I'm ok, trying to get this game I bought downloaded, but I'll live.
No.23450
DAMMIT YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA KATE
Please, think this over, I've only been joking, holy shit!
No.23451
>>23447
I am too. It's a shame because I'm pretty sure there are still places without power. We got lucky that it hit my town only so much. So how're you doing?
>>23449
Hopefully all goes well~
No.23453
>>23450
Adding pic for visibility, for fuck's sake.
No.23454
>>23451
I've had a pretty good morning so far. There's a lot to do today, though, so I'll probably only be around for a little longer.
No.23455
>>23429
>don't want to give anyone more reason to eat me
Oh god cute
No.23456
I held off of a restart, then clicked restart now. God fucking dammit.
Morning everyone…
No.23457
Good morning everyone, how are you all doing today?
No.23458
>>23454
Aww..well as long as you enjoy yourself. Can't have someone like you being all sad and bored, now can we? I'm glad I caught you when you were on though. You seem nice.
>>23456
>>23457
Good morning, you two~
No.23459
>>23458
Morning, Scarf~
>>23457
Morning Sy, sleep well?
No.23460
>>23456
>>23457
I keep repeating this but I'll never get over this time zone business. 18:42 and people go good morning.
Anyawy, Hi Kiro! Hi Sy!
No.23462
>>23460
Well, it's 12:46 so it really isn't morning anymore, but I said it without thinking first
No.23463
>>23443
You're already dangerously delectable.
>>23447
Mia, please.
>>23448
Thank you. I did miss the caress of a withered lab coat. It's not like I could spend hours admiring it or anything. And I have even better taste in people than music, if you are anything to go by.
>>23456
Good morning, Kiro! Are you ready to go back to your ladylike roots?
No.23464
>>23459
I slept like a dead rock, as always, what about you?
>>23458
>>23460
Hey there you two.
No.23465
Does anyone have a recommendation on flavored alcohol? Something sweet but you can still get drunk if you're not careful.
No.23466
>>23463
I think I'm fine Lux. I like the way I am now..
No.23467
>>23458
Thanks!
*slight blush*
Honestly, it's all chores and picking berries for extra cash. But it's not so bad~
No.23468
>>23464
Think of a rock strapped to a bed. My roommate couldn't even wake me up I made up for the almost 4 days I was awake
No.23469
>>23465
Literally any drink designed for women I'm not joking
>>23447
Lux is very adorable. I'm just a strawberry
>>23463
Well with that in mind, I will begin salting myself to try to remedy the problem.
No.23470
>>23463
I do love the lab coat, look~
>>23467
I-I don't think we've ever actually been introduced to each other…
No.23471
>>23457
Morning Sy
>>23456
morning Kiro
>>23429
lux marry me
>>23467
Mia did i ever tell you how much i like your hair!
No.23472
No.23473
>>23465
F-Fireball whiskey.
I feel weird for knowing that.
No.23475
>>23468
Please don't ever do that to yourself again, it's extremely unhealthy.
>>23471
Hey there.
No.23476
>>23475
WHEN MY JOB CALLS, I GOTTA STAY FOR DAYS ON THAT SHIT
No.23477
>>23476
I failed that so bad.. *stay up
No.23478
>>23469
Oh yeah? I've been welcomed by so many people now that I can't keep track! Heehee.
Well, you can call me Mia if you like~
>>23471
*giggle*
Thank you! I love yours, too!
No.23479
>>23465
Gin and Tonic on these hot Summer days is bliss.
>>23466
Nonsense, you'd be even more kidnappable than you already are! Not to mention, a proper lady would rest and feed herself a respectable amount. I won't have you behaving as unhealthily as you currently are.
>>23469
As if any attempt at sullying yourself could result in more than a mere dent in your impenetrable loveliness. Talking to you does make me crave strawberries with honey.
>>23471
N-Nyano, please!
No.23481
>>23467
That doesn't sound too bad~
>>23476
J-just try to get more sleep. As hypocritical as it sounds, coming from the one who's perpetually tired, I worry a lot about your sleep schedule.
No.23482
>>23470
Oh jeez, I goofed.
>>23478
The top reply was meant for you.
No.23483
>>23479
Just remember that I'm much stronger than I look, and I'll punch and bite you if you get close.
>>23481
T-thanks, but I don't need sleep. I woke up feeling like shit anyway.
No.23484
>>23479
>Gin and Tonic
Next to a bloody Mary, that's my favourite mix
Strawberry and honey eh? That sounds absolutely delectable. Who said anything about sullying myself? Salt is sometimes added to sweet foods to juxtapose the sweetness, and by extension make it all the more sweet to the taste
>>23478
I think I might have briefly met you Mia! You may call me Karol or Karoline But nobody actually calls me the latter. If I recall you're fairly new, how have you been enjoying everyone's wonderful and perverse company?
No.23485
>>23482
I think I wanna cry now.
No.23486
>>23478
Yours is so much better than mine, you have so much of it!
>>23480
onee sama
No.23487
>>23484
Hey I call you Karoline sometimes!
No.23488
>>23486
>biting your thumb
But, thats muh job
No.23489
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>>23463
ahah, let's not get too hasty now. I'm just some person on the internet~
Is this switch going to be permanent?
>>23476
I AM SO CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU WORK WITH OH GOD EVERY SNIPPED I HEAR JUST BUILDS IT UP, PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING MORE ABOUT IT
>>23480
Hey there!
No.23490
>>23482
Well it's nice to finally meet you n_n
My name is Krystal, though Colours became unofficial because I'm colourblind
No.23491
>>23483
K-Kiro…you're starting to sound like me.
You don't want to be a me.
No.23492
>>23490
Colours is way cuter and suits you better anyway~
No.23494
>>23492
You're just saying that because you gave it to me
No.23495
>>23479
>>23493
!
S t e p a w a y f r o m t h e s t r a w b e r r y!
No.23496
>>23491
I-I'm fine really, I've never really sleep in my life.
>>23489
My job is ___NO____
No.23497
>>23494
The cute nickname isn't the only thing I'd give to you, Krystal.
No.23498
>>23483
I would not consider you a true rose if you did not have your thorns, Kiro. It is what makes you worth it.
>>23484
I would love to transpose that culinary trick onto a group of people, but everyone here is immensely sweet. And did you just grant me the thought of an even sweeter Karoline? You're trying to kill me, aren't you?
>>23489
Keep being that same person on the internet. Continue to be every bit as enthusiastic and sincere. It attracts me like a moth to a flame. The outfit change is for the entirety of today, by the way.
No.23500
>>23496
You worry me…
N-NO? M-more like N-Nerd Overlord!I-I'm so sorry I didn't mean it!
No.23501
>>23469
The fact that I know you're not joking makes me feel even worse for asking.
No.23503
>>23493
Deeen. Stop being the best person alive. You are setting the bar ludicrously high in terms of what constitutes a brilliant human being for future generations.
>>23495
I do prefer variety. One can become desensitised to the most beautiful painting in the world if it was hung above their bed. No, I'd rather revel in your loveliness for a change, Annon!
No.23504
>>23485
←–
>>23486
It's a lot to take care of, but I like brushing it out and stuff. Still, I like seeing fellow purples~
>>23484
Oh no, I remember… I was scatterbrained for a minute there.
*sniff*
Well, everyone's been nice so far. I like it here! I haven't seen any real perversion yet though.
No.23505
>>23500
God fucking dammit..
No.23506
>>23490
Oh yeah? What kind? I actually know a fellow artist who's colorblind, it's pretty cool.
No.23508
>>23504
>No perversion
Then my job has been fairly successful~
>>23505
P-please don't
No.23509
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>>23504
If brushing it gets too much… i could do it for you|
No.23511
I-I toasted a new bread so we aren't all waiting around awkwardly in a few minutes…
http://8ch.net/ccrp/res/23507.html
No.23512
>>23487
You do!
>>23493
Oh goodness me~ That's adorable You've done it again Aden? Ah forget it it
>>23495
P u t y o u r l e w d s w h e r e I c a n s e e t h e m !
>>23498
I don't know what concentration of sugary strawberry is toxic, but I wouldn't worry, ccrp has likely helped you build up an immunity to all of that~ Salting others is unethical science! But then again, when has ethical science proved to be the most effective route?
>>23504
Watch out for the one called Kari, for she is the master (Mistress?) or lewd things. They say that if you say her nice three times in the mirror, you'll become lewded in a moments notice
No.23517
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No.23519
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>>23496
Haaah- Sorry. I'll behave.
>>23498
A-alright, I guess I can do that!
What brought this on? I feel like I'm missing a piece of the puzzle!