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This is the Alternate Universe thread! Enjoy different color palates and attitudes!!! Time to get started shall we?
No.24817
*Wanders in aimlessly humming to herself*
No.24823
>>24816
F-fine, only if its fitting of my taste tho…
No.24824
Good evening everyone.
As a friendly reminder:
Lewdity is Chastity
No.24825
ooooooh
Where did I find myself this time?
No.24931
>>24925
Hello, there, sassy and purple~ How're you doing?
No.24939
>>24931
Sassy? Am I really?
>>24935
You're not wearing bottoms are you?
No.24940
>>24939
Of course I am. I won't take off my knickers for free, you know.
No.24941
>>24939
I'm just playing with you, dear Nurai~
No.24944
>>24925
NuraI! I've been looking all over for you! How are you?!
No.24954
What a splendid night, coming close to a full moon.
Good day, you delectable delightful peasants people!
No.24973
>>24954
Something seems off about you…
Oh, I know!
I like your outfit!
No.24975
>>24973
Why thank you. I dress to impress!
No.24977
>>24975
-stretches out with a moan.-
Oooh. I see.
I think I try to do the same myself.~
No.24979
>>24977
Indeed, your garment is one part pleasant, one part practical! You appear to be quite the capable and healthy public servant.
I wonder, would you seek employ as a member of my personal guard? The benefits and accommodations are more than adequate.
No.24980
>>24979
M-me?
My heart and soul belongs to the city, Mister! I don't think I can take you up on that offer…
-mutters-
He's…he's got blood dripping from hsi mouth. Maybe it'd be smart to keep an eye on him…
You know what! On second thought, I'm all in! I've got your back like a butt crack!
No.24981
>>24980
Excellent! I will file the paperwork and make the necessary preparations to "initiate" you into my elite force of castle bosses private security officers.
Ours will be a very… enthralling relationship.
No.24982
>>24981
Sounds cool, boss. I'll be over here getting my rest for the night. Gotta stay sharp for my first day tomorrow, after all.~
No.25064
*wanders back in. Aimlessly. Gleefully humming to herself*
No.25066
>>25064
Hmm. A human. Greetings, I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.25071
>>25068
A pleasure to meet you too, human. BEGINNING SCANNING. NO ABNORMALITIES DETECTED. CUTE LEVEL 85%.
No.25074
>>25071
Ooooooh my god. I Tottally! Didn't! introduce myself.
Im choker. On account of this cute little thing I found one day. So cool.
Then I accidently set all my friends on fire.
Not cool.
But now im here and I have a Cute ROBOT friend!
So Cool!
No.25076
>>25066
(sorry this damn site keeps being wonky, this post was first)
Like oh my GOD! You are the cutest robot. I have ever seen.
*giggles*
Im going to call you Ro-Mona!
hiiiiiiiiii Ro-Mona!
No.25077
>>25074
A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Choker. Would you like me to provide you with a fire extinguisher for when your friends next catch on fire?
No.25082
>>25077
oooooooh!
That could like, work!
If they don't like, run screaming from me.
No.25085
>>25082
Very well. Fire extinguisher appears from Robo-MONA's thigh Here you go. One fire extinguisher. Use it well.
No.25086
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oooh my god!
You are like the nicest robot EVER!
*warning. Warning. CLUMSY ROLL*
No.25088
>>25086
*successfully add's fire extinguisher to inventory*
No.25089
>>25086
You are welcome. Would you like any further assistance?
No.25094
hmmmmmm….
like, i can't think of anything!
No.25098
Very well. In that case, tell me more about yourself, I find human lives to be interesting.
No.25099
>>25098
Like oh my god! I love talking about me!
I love shopping! Untill the store kicks me out for knocking over to many display cases!
I was huuuuge into acting! Untill i koncked over and broke the set…
Oh! I was like, a cheerleader! till i got distracted and like…dropped someone…
Then I found this choker. And then like. I couldn't take it off. Which was a bummer. But i look like, good in it. Which is cool. But I like, randomly seem to do things. Which isn't cool. Except when it is cool! But other people don't think its cool. Because like, It involves fire, and like…cold stuff…like…like…cold fire!
I was
No.25109
>>25099
Hmm. Thankfully I am impervious to all forms of weather. You shall not need to worry about me.
No.25111
>>25109
That's like, a relief.
I would hate to break my new super cool robot best friend!
No.25742
*hum's and dances with headphones on*
No.26182
>Thread different colour from the others
NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE, CITIZEN
MOVE ALONG
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No.26237
*gasps*
ooooh my god! There are OTHER threads?!
No.26700
Can a future version of your character join?
Making an annoying, crude character is getting on my nerves.
No.26756
>>26700
I don't see why not
No.26882
>>26237
Other threads, you say…?
No.27148
finally, i'm alone in here, good riddens
No.27209
>>27148
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
No.27324
>>27209
oh damn it…what if i pretend i didn't see her…
No.27444
>>27324
oh my god she must be like….def
I know!
*stands right next to*
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
No.27798
>>27444
ooooowwwwww….hello….ow my ears…