No.23964[Last 50 Posts]
This is the Alternate Universe thread! Enjoy different color palates and attitudes!!! Time to get started shall we?
No.23966
I hope I didn't hear a little voice call me a nerd….
No.23967
I was thinking of using an alternate universe Gilg in this.
Right now I need to do some stuff before getting ready to head to bed, but I'll be willing to RP it out later.
No.23968
No.23970
>>23966
Actually, you did hear that. Nerd.
So what are you going to do about it, huh?
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No.23976
>>23970
How about I give you a nice pucnh in the face gentle embrace, squirt friend?
>>23972
What do you want, Kirei?
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No.23977
So normies, do I have to change my gender or just my alt personality?
No.23978
>>23977
Hmmm I say do whatever you want!
No.23980
>>23977
I think altering your personality would be enough, but change your gender too if you'd like
No.23984
>>23981
This again? You just don't give up, do you?
No.23985
fuck disregard is all dis gaay silly shit
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No.23986
>>23985
Oh my god, I'm dying
No.23987
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No.23989
>>23985
Reminds me so much of Ninja from Die Antwoord!
No.23994
>>23985
It's a thread, you retard simpleton. At least read before you start making an ass butt out of yourself.
Also take a shower, you smell like crap bad.
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No.24000
>>23994
>Yemi being mean to Den
I'm already dying of laughter! What have we done?!
No.24001
>>24000
You don't know how bad I feel typing that!
No.24002
Everything on this thread hurts
No.24007
I know I'm dying inside. Well maybe we don't have to be outright mean…just…different? I don't know man!!
>>24079
…So in other words the precinct can't afford bikes.
>>24080
Well Ms. Big Titty Committee already established what brought her over so we'll leave it at that for now~
No.24093
>>24091
>mfw Anti-Den is the most irritably idiotic people ever
No.24095
>>24088
Oh, so you do remember me!
This makes me so happy!
Please, introduce me to your new friends… I-If it isn't too much trouble…
The young man puts his hands together and smiles, patiently waiting a response.
No.24096
>>24095
>forgetting the pic
No.24099
>>24091
Better pass some of that dope.
No one likes greedy people who don't share.
No.24104
>>24095
Of course, this purple hair beauty is my soon to be wife. She's just playing hard to get…
No.24105
>>24091
heck yeah, i'mma all about dem drugs, who has time for food or vidya?
No.24118
>>24105
>>24099
yeaaaa boi
ey check dis batch i maed myself i call it rippel rumba it gunna nock yo ass OUT
No.24119
>>24104
P-please, Mr. Kotomine! We've discussed this before!
You should always respect the feelings of the other person. If she does not wish to become your wife, you should respect that wish.
Almost immediately, the young man realizes how he behaved toward his best and only friend.
He sheepishly lowers his gaze and speaks quietly.
I-I'm sorry for shouting at you… I only mean the best for you and this purple haired beauty.
No.24120
>>24086
>>24091
Aaah, this is so confusing!
You there, blonde one! If you have a weapon, drop it!
And you, drug guy! Empty your pockets!
>>24092
The precinct can afford bikes! That's why they hired me! That's me because I can run so fast! I'M the precinct's bike!
No.24125
Nonsence, it has been chosen by the lord Big Brother that we shall be together for eternity.
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No.24126
No.24130
>>24120
i ain got no pockets shiiit
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No.24133
>>24120
I don't have a weapon. Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do.
walks off
God, everyone here is an idiot beautiful.
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No.24135
>>24130
Den, you are the best
No.24136
>>24125
Mr. Kotomine I beg you to reconsider!
You cannot impose your will on another human being because you feel they owe it to you!
Let your love blossom naturally!
Are we postponing this so we can sort out all our alt egos?
No.24139
>>24081
Her attention turns towards the blonde male and she gives a few blinks before seeing him interact with the Priest
You know Kirei? How?
>>24104
>>24119
>>24125
Her mouth drops from their conversation
whoa whoa whoa!! Slow down, Kirei! Marriage? Eternity? I don't know where you got that idea from?
She looks at the blonde and smiles
Your friend here has the right idea. You need to respect my feelings. In fact I want to know more about him!
No.24141
anti kai uses her lack of presense to shuffle away from the cop and observe from the sidelines
No.24142
>>24139
>Kotomine getting rejected by Nurai for another man
No.24143
I'm not sure. I'm all for just toning it down to where we're not being mean anymore, just slowly reel back from that
No.24144
>>24136
Hahaha, nonsence! The gods Big Brother have already spoken their will.
>>24139
Yes you heard right, it has been fated by the gods. Worry not about his fool, he's just a left over from my previous occupation.
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No.24145
>>24142
That fucking gif is perfect.
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No.24146
>>24130
Put some pants on, you!
Agh, sometimes I don't think working this hard for a promotion is worth it.
>>24133
-mutters to herself.-
Welp, Nana. Another one gets away… What'll you tell the boss this time, I wonder.
No.24152
>>24133
Are you sure you mean EVERYONE?
No.24157
>>24152
Yes, I mean everyone. You and the junkie especially.
pushes you out of the way
No.24161
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>>24120
…Imma let you think over that sentence for a moment
Sorry for being kinda late, net was dying again
No.24163
>>24139
The young man timidly turns to the woman, unsure of the intent in her gaze, and her flush cheeks.
H-hello! My name is Gilgamesh. You may call me Gil for short.
I was a Prince in a different time… the mantle of power forced upon me. I didn't want the responsibility so I left many of my important militaristic decisions to others. I spent much of my time simply enjoying the company of my citizens, caring for each and every one of them.
He appears saddened as he continues.
I was named Gilgamesh the Kind by my people, and Gilgamesh the Meak by my enemies.
Sensing a wrong that he committed, he abruptly stops and makes several quick apologetic bows.
I-I'm sorry, I must have bored you with all that information… It's rude to talk of only myself for so long.
Please, tell me of yourself, if you don't mind.
>>24144
He is visibly hurt by his comment.
Kotomine… you can be so mean at times…
No.24170
>>24166
N- Nurai…? Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
No.24174
>>24146
aight aight damn i left my pants in my other pants
but yo pretty lady i got a ting 2 say as a conserned cityzen
i discovered sum "suspicious package" over dere, i tink it be drugs!
u cud tell yo boss that you busted sum mean ol dealers tryin to jack a poor innocen cityzen n u got dey merchandise but dey got away
u cud be a hero yo
but ey
how bout
u gimme dem digits
cuz i been lik a model cityzen n shit
No.24177
Now then Nurai, let's leave this left over and go somewhere else….
No.24179
hmph, what loud drama queens, who cares about relatenships anyways, i wish at the gym working out for my sports team.
ah well, time to read my favorite porno
No.24180
>>24157
You could've simply asked me to move~ Not like I would have.
No.24181
>>24174
>Left my pants in my other pants
No.24182
>>24163
>>24163
>>24177
K-Kirei! That was pretty rude! You just can't talk about him like that as if he isn't there! Fool and a left over? He's a person too ya know?! I'm not just going to go with you after
that!
She takes the blondes hand and begins to walk away with him. She listens as he tells her about himself
Ah! N-No! You sound very interesting and kind! You should stop letting Kirei push you around like that though, Gilgamesh. Like I said before he's usually better…
No.24183
>>24182
He is exactly what I said, he shouldn't even be here right now. Forget about him.
No.24184
>>24179
Ew, put that filth away. Do you have no shame?
No wonder you're always just alone. Hmf, loser.
>>24180
proceeds to ignore
No.24187
>>24184
come on there yemi, i thought you of all people would be able to lust after the human body, atleast i'm a pervert in public
No.24188
>>24184
D'aww I thought we were best friends, Yemi~ We ARE friends, correct?
No.24189
>>24161
I'm the precinct's bike! They trust in me to do all the dirty work for them! I can't let em' down, you know?! If there's trouble in the lower parts, it's my pleasure to get down there and make it go away!
>>24174
Woah! That's… That's!
Step back, citizen! There's some illegal contraband over there! I'll be sure to turn it into the proper authorities!
Oh, they'll have to give me a little credit for this one!
My digits? Why of course!
You could always reach me at this number, big guy.~
Good ol' 911.~
No.24191
>>24182
The young man begins sweating profusely, taking awkward and short breathes as the attractive woman lavishes attentions on him.
Y-yeah…
He fidgets, and then comes to a realizaton.
I-I mean I can't! Mr. Kotomine is my dear friend… I could never raise my voice at him in anger…
He pauses, then continues.
You.. really think I'm interesting? That's so sweet…
>>24183
He turns back and calls to Kotomine.
Mr. Kotomine! Please, help me! You must clear up your misunderstanding with this pretty lady!.
No.24193
>>24179
Ay if you bring some for yourself you gotta share with the entire class.
>>24189
toppest kek
Y'know I change my mind about you, you're actually pretty cute when you talk like that~
No.24196
>>24193
Y'know initially I was too lazy to edit in the background but now I'm thinking I could've at least attempted
No.24198
>>24193
Pfft… Like I'd get along with some road raging street racer…
Yourbikedoeslookcoolthough.
No.24201
>>24191
Goddamit Gosh darnit Gil…. Always causing problems for me…. Why don't you take a hike?
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No.24203
>>24193
hmph, i don't have to share with you all, but if it'll get you off my case then here's this month's stashe that i have
No.24204
>>24189
u a fine upstanden oficer of da law lady imm giv u a booty call rang if i err see any crimes ya herd
leme jus get mah pen out so i can rite dat down
how u spell 911
No.24207
>>24183
Kirei! You think you being ean to hi is going to make me like you? I've never seen you act so harsh. Are you threatened by him? You are acting jealous…
>>24191
She gives a small chuckle
Of course I think you're interesting! You care about others and their feelings!
A small sigh escapes her as she shakes her head
Some friend he is. I can see he's hurting your feelings. Friends don't do that to eachother…
No.24208
>>24187
Wh-what are you saying!? I don't "lust" over anybody! Now shut your mouth, you reject!
>>24188
You are just another piece of human trash. I wouldn't want to be seen with a subhuman like you, let alone be friends.
No.24209
>>24207
HAHAHA, Why on earth would I feel like that? I have complete control of him after all!
Kotomine shows off his command seals
No.24211
>>24207
But that's not important, how about I take you somewhere elegant…?
No.24212
>>24201
>>24209
He blanches at the sight of the Command Seals.
P-please, Mr. Kotomine! Don't be hasty! We can still talk about this!
The young man grows desperate.
He turns to Nurai.
Please, Miss! Help me calm him down! He is so focused on acquiring you that he has lost his reasoning.
I care about Mr. Kotomine. If he hurts one of us, I'm sure he will feel terrible about it!
He looks earnestly into Nurai's eyes.
No.24213
>>24208
I'm usually one to take out the trash, not be considered trash~
And even after all the lovely times we've had together, you consider us distant? Oh, Yemi~ You never cease to peak my curiosity.
No.24214
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>>24198
Well if you promise not to 'cuff me you're welcome to tag along for a ride on your off-hours~
>>24203
Wonderful~ I'll drop these back off when I'm done with 'em
No.24217
>>24208
i suppose you don't love that shy little toy that always slinks away from you then…
>>24214
you don't have to come back, i wouldn't want to be disturbed…but i would like the mags back…what a delima…
No.24219
Hello people, I see you are all having fun?
No.24220
No.24221
>>24209
[spoiler]And those rippling muscles![/spoilers]
Kirei? What's on your arm?
>>24212
She notices the terrified look on his face before looking back at Kotomine
Well I certainty don't want him hurting you…
>>24211
She walks over to the priest
For the sake of your friend and the fact you're pretty worked up then lets go. You need to calm down first, Kirei…
No.24223
>>24219
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum u fine
No.24224
>>24221
That's more like it…
No.24226
>>24213
gets closer to you
We were never friends, and I don't know where you're getting this from.
I would never acquaint myself with the likes of you.
Maybe you should get your head checked out. They could probably do something about that schizophrenia of yours…..and maybe some other things too.
No.24227
Aaaaaand I notice I fucked up with the mole positioning
>>24217
Perhaps a drop-off point then? A courier? P.O. Box? I'm open to alternatives
No.24228
>>24219
hmmm…not bad i suppose…
>>24227
just drop it off at my house, i know you can find it via the shipping address on those mags
No.24229
>>24222
Hello dear, you seem to be rather happy today.
>>24223
T-Thank you?
>>24225
**TAKE ME WITH YOU DAMMIT*
>>24228
That's good to hear!
No.24230
>>24221
>>24224
He breathes a sigh of relief, and brightly smiles.
Thank goodness you've changed your mind, Mr. Kotomine!
This is your big chance to let her know how much you care about her, and to convince her for date you before rushing into marriage!
I have faith you will do well, Mr. Kotomine!
The young man's smile is blindingly sweet and innocent. An aura radiates from him like the morning sun.
Do your best!
He gives Kotomine a thumbs up.
No.24232
>>24224
She gives a small sigh at his instant mood swing before turning back and flashing the blonde a quick, reassuring smile. Her eyes turn back towards the priest before taking his hand
But first, I want you to apologize to Gilgamesh. He thinks highly of you and you really hurt his feelings. I want you to be nicer to him. It's a real turn off to see you so angry Kirei-…s-senpai…
No.24233
>>24226
But where's the fun in that~?
>>24229
Of course I am~ And how're you on this fine day, love?
No.24235
>>24230
I'm glad you've finally understand your place.
>>24232
HAHAHA, very humorous Nurai. I'd sooner use a command seal then apologize to him. Besides you won't be seeing him again, to be honest I have no idea why he's even here. He should be back at the hall of heroes right now..
No.24236
>>24228
Alrighty then! But I can't guarantee they'll be returned as unmarked packages~
No.24242
>>24233
I'm fine, but please do not refer to me as your "love"
No.24244
>>24242
Oh yeah
Drinks the glass of wine
No.24248
>>24235
She gives him a hard slap
KIREI!!!! You're impossible!! You're so prideful, your ego is so big! What makes you better than him?! Why should I even give you a chance?! Why should I let someone so so cruel and uncaring have my heart?! Is it so hard for you to show some decency?! Some humanity?! I'm not going anywhere with you! You blew it!!! Don't come near me again!!!
She quickly storms away from him in a flurry of anger
No.24249
>>24242
Oh maybe someday then~ I know deep down in that delicious heart of yours that you care for me. I'll just have to dig deeper to find it…still looking~
No.24251
>>24235
M-my place?
The young man looks unsure and treads carefully.
But my place has always been to support you in all your endeavors…
I just want to see that you are happy.
He becomes excited.
That is my mission! To spread love and happiness to those I meet!
No.24255
pssh aint no1 got any paper roun here i gues i gota sell ma wears eslewear
>>24242
but u do b luvlee
dat lil midget is rite
No.24257
>>24248
N- Nurai, wait
Holy fuck this has been hilarious, I can't stop laughing. Night everyone, can't wait to see where this thread has gone tommorow.
No.24258
>>24257
Goodnight!!! Get some good rest!
No.24259
>>24249
Uh, P-please don't makes those kinds of threats!
>>24255
T-thanks I suppose
I can't fucking stand anti den..
No.24260
>>24251
She lets out a dreamy sigh as he speaks
Wow…you're heart is so…pure. Gilgamesh you're so sweet and cute…
I'm heading to bed myself! Night everyone!
No.24261
>>24259
Oh you enjoy them~ Tell me I'm not charming or adorable in your eyes.
I'm gonna get some sleep too. Goodnight everyone~
No.24264
No.24266
>>24261
Goodnight, even though you scare me.
No.24274
>>24266
One day, I will RP as mushy Gilg or alt me (however the fuck that will work).
Mark my words.
No.24276
>>24274
By that, I meant the kind of banter between unScarfu and Orik.
It's late.
No.24295
S-so th-this is the place wh-where everyone is h-h-hanging out?
fidgets
I g-guess I c-could hang out here, I-if you're not b-bothered that.
No.24298
>>24295
That shirt, top kek
Oh look, a human. Walks up to human Hello. I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24300
>>24298
Ah-H-hi th-there.
Tentatively waves with one hand
R-robo-MONA huh? T-that's so weird. I d-didn't know they made r-robots l-like that. B-but then again what d-do I know, I hate stuff l-like that.
Absently looks up into the sky and frowns at the sun
W-well, the sun is shining, again. And th-the weather is generally nice. I r-really hate stuff like that. I w-wish e-everyone could just l-live underground.
I c-could be better, I guess. At least I don't h-have any allergies or something l-like that.
D-do robots h-have moods?
>Robo-Mona. Holy shit my sides
No.24305
>>24300
Hmm. BEGINNING SCAN ON HUMAN. NO ABNORMALITIES FOUND. HER HAIR'S A BIT FUNKY THOUGH. Negative. We generally don't, and my programming does not allow me this privilege. With everyone underground, there would be no air, how could humans do that, they are not moles.
No.24306
>>24302
Greetings human, I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24308
>>24306
robot? who left this thing here anyway?
No.24311
>>24308
Nobody left me here, I move to my own accord. BEGINNING SCAN ON HUMAN. NO ABNORMALITIES FOUND. HAIR IS LESS FUNKY THAN PREVIOUS HUMAN.
No.24313
>>24311
sorry messed hair up you poor thing… I need to take you to mechanic so he would see who owns you
No.24315
>>24313
I am fine human. I am perfectly able of conducting my business alone, without a master.
No.24316
>>24302
H-hi. W-who a-are you?
>>24305
H-hey! D-don't scan me. I h-hate stuff like that.
Sighs wistfully
I-it's not like a r-robot c-could understand f-fashion anyway.
A-and of c-course there'd be air. W-we'd just have underground t-tree's and stuff. I d-don't care anyway, I hate s-stuff like that.
No.24317
>>24315
no no no! You aren't a person you should be taken to a mechanic!
>>24316
underground?
No.24320
>>24316
Apologies, human. I shall refrain from scanning in the future. NOTE TO SELF. SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING SCANNED. Underground trees do not exist. Your very suggestion brings logical fallacy.
>>24317
Please human. Do not detain me. Or I will use force to protect myself.
No.24321
>>24320
hmph! non of that! *grabs robo-mona's hand* come on let's go
No.24323
>>24317
Y-yeah. Life would be s-so much better if e-everyone lived underground. You wouldn't have t-to worry about pollution s-so industry would be b-booming and we'd b-be able to h-harvest everything on the s-surface a-and stuff.
And th-there could be monorails a-and subways to get a-around so no one had to drive anywhere. I-I hate stuff like that.
A-and apparently we already h-have humanoid robots-
She indicates Robo-MONA
-so no one would h-have to work and w-we could all j-just stay inside and write novels and d-do drugs.
>>24320
Th-thanks.
She looks like she's briefly considering something. Then she sighs and her shoulder sags
W-well, It's n-not like I know a-anything about biology or s-stuff anyway. Science is boring, I h-hate stuff like that. I b-bet we could just make air somehow anyway, I m-mean, what d-do you breath-
>>24321
She frowns slightly
Y-yeah, just d-drag my conversation partner away. J-jeeze. I g-guess I'll just follow you both then. Aw man, more walking. I h-hate stuff like that.
No.24324
>>24323
jeeze do you always have to whine? also it is not human so I have no idea why did you even had conversation with it
No.24326
>>24321
Sandbags the movement If I activate my Gravity Drivers, I cannot be moved from this spot, not even by construction vehicles!
>>24323
I cannot breath, human. I am an Android. Do I look convincing enough?
No.24327
>>24326
I am just trying to help you! You can't exist without master!
No.24328
>>24327
But I can. The Three Laws do not apply to me, thankfully.
No.24329
>>24324
She blinks slowly
W-well it was talking back and… I don't know. Why -aren't you-?
That's l-like, really rude and stuff.
A-and I don't whine. I never whine. Whining is boring, I h-hate stuff like that.
>>24326
Eyes Robo-MONA closely, noticing the lack of the tell-tale breathing movement to her chest. Presently, she reaches out and tentatively touches a finger to Robo-MONA's cheek, feeling the skin
H-huh, I guess y-you do. I m-mean, it's not like I've e-ever seen an android before or anything.
It's k-kinda weird h-how you don't b-breathe a-and blink and stuff.
No.24330
>>24328
*let's go* alright alright I got it *back off then pulls out a phone and calls someone*
>>24329
hush you
No.24331
>>24329
Would you like me to engage my breathing and blinking functions? If it makes you more content I am happy to oblige.
>>24330
Whatever you are attempting to do, it will not work, human. I have already disabled all electronics in the area.
No.24332
>>24331
what? *notices phone doesn't work* hey! you can't do that you stupid machine!
No.24333
>>24332
But I can. And I have.
No.24334
>>24333
You fricking toaster! Now what I am supposed to do!?
No.24335
>>24330
>>24332
>>24334
Rolls her eyes and sighs heavily
M-man, y-you're really obnoxious aren't you?
I b-bet you're like, a super f-fundie too. I hate stuff like that.
>>24331
Y-you can d-do stuff like that? J-just turn y-your breathing on and off?
Her eyes open wide on the mention of electronics, and she whips up her phone. After a few seconds of frantically pressing the 'on' button and shaking it up and down, she sighs heavily
Aw maaan. A-and I was totally g-gonna update my blog a-about this. I bet m-my followers would think this would be w-way cool. Jeeze, I r-really hate stuff like this.
No.24336
>>24335
What did you call me?
No.24337
>>24334
Why, sit and converse with us of course.
>>24335
Yes. I'll show you now. BEGIN BREATHING PROTOCOL. Robo-MONA begins breathing slowly See, it's as you humans would say, neato.
No.24338
>>24337
*sigh* fine lord did say of patience and forgivnes,
No.24339
>>24336
Y-you heard me.
Inhales slowly and obviously fights hard to control her socially-induced stuttering
S u p e r.
F u n d i e.
She exhales softly
J-jeeze, I b-bet you're gonna fight n-now too huh? Th-that's *such* a fundie-reaction. Ugh, what a p-pain, I h-hate stuff like that.
>>24337
Observes Robo-MONA's breathing with some interest
I g-guess that's k-kinda cool a-actually.
She looks like she's in deep thought
A-and you can t-turn that on and off just like th-that?
B-but, what if you'd like, want to t-take a h-hit of a j-joint or something?
No.24340
>>24339
Yes. END BREATHING PROTOCOL. Robo-MONA stops breathing It's very simple really. I can do more complex tasks. What is a joint? I have not heard of such a thing.
>>24338
Who is this lord you speak of? He seems interesting.
No.24341
>>24339
Your luck lord speaks of forgivnes
>>24340
Lord and savior jesus chirst! He saves souls of many christians acros the world… but not your you are a robot…. though I think lord could save your plastic soul
No.24342
>>24341
Hmm. SEARCHING DATABASE FOR JESUS CHRIST. BORN TO MARY AND JOSEPH, BETHLEHEM 1 BC UNDER THE ROMAN EMPEROR AUGUSTUS. DIED 33 AD UNDER THE ROMAN EMPEROR TIBERIUS. I am satisfied with these results. Also, I am not made of plastic, though the texture of my skin makes it appear that way.
No.24344
>>24342
I meant your soul.. bah.. what wouldyou know about soul.
No.24345
>>24340
Actually looks genuinely surprised, eyebrows shooting up. By the looks of it, it's the most straining facial reaction she's had to do in a long while
Wh-what? Y-you don't know about MJ? Come on a-android 'sis, you're k-kidding me, right?
She ponders the first half of the sentence
Wh-what kind of complex stuff can you d-do?
>>24341
Trembles slightly as her adrenaline spike recedes. As she calms down, she sighs and shakes her head slowly
Y-yeah right. H-here comes the spiel a-about the crazy schizo in the s-sky and d-dogs not h-having souls and all th-that yammer.
Ugh, I h-hate stuff like that.
No.24346
>>24344
well, that's strange
No.24347
>>24345
you messing churches up, dogs have souls all livign creatures have souls, not this robot though
>>24346
[spoiler]Iknow right?[/soiler]
No.24348
>>24344
My soul? I have one of those, see? Takes off shirt, revealing orb in chest This is a S.O.U.L. Processor, which all Robo-MONA Generation 7's have installed. Puts shirt back on
>>24345
My apologies, I shall search for MJ now. BEGINNING SEARCH FOR MJ. MICHAEL JACKSON, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE KING OF POP, KNOWN FOR HIT SONGS SUCH AS THRILLER, BAD AND SMOOTH CRIMINAL Why would you want to smoke another human? I suppose I will never comprehend these things… My other complex functions include changing my hair at will, Filing office work, and using my Gatling Cannon to eliminate enemy threats.
No.24349
>>24347
Pssh, th-that sounds like a l-load of bull. A-android 'sis over here-
She indicates Robo-MONA with a wave of her hand
-seems p-perfectly capable of intelligent thought a-and action, and isn't that really a-all that we h-humans do a-anyway? Th-think and act?
H-hell, I b-bet none of us got souls.
She sighs and crosses her arms
No.24350
>>24348
*giggles* not that souls I mean what makes things alive, feelings and such, you know?
>>24349
oh shut up you hippie
No.24351
>>24348
''She observes neutrally as the shirt comes off.
Huh, nice.
M-Michael Jackson? N-no man, MJ! Mary Jane! Y'know? Marijuana!
She sighs in frustration
D-dammit, I w-wish I was carrying r-right now, th-this'd been s-so sweet. Introducing an a-android to MJ? Wh-what a trip.
Huh, s-sounds like you c-can do a l-lot of-
A wicked glimmer appears in her eyes and she smiles broadly
What was th-that about a Gatling cannon?!
>>24350
H-hey, I'm n-no hippie. Th-those guys are l-lame, I hate stuff like that.
But w-why am I even arguing with y-you? You're just some f-fundie, y-you could never understand th-the depths of my psyche.
she huffs
No.24353
>>24351
hey! marijuana is illegal and bad for you!
>>24352
I agree
No.24354
>>24350
But my S.O.U.L. does make me alive, human. Otherwise I would not be speaking with you now.
>>24351
Oh. My Apologies. I will now research Marijuana. BEGINNING SEARCH ON MARIJUANA. PSYCHEDELIC DRUG, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CANNABIS. ILLEGAL IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD. Hmm. I do not believe that would affect me, my apologies for leading you on. My Gatling Cannon is only used in strict emergencies, so I cannot show you right now, but I am a combat model Robo-MONA, so I can carry one.
>>24352
Greetings, human! I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24355
>>24354
no no no! it's not a procecor or power thing.. or whatever it is you have.. it's what humans and animals have. It is what seperates me and you
No.24356
>>24354
I'm feeling really pure and not-flirty, as always.
How long did it take you to come up with an acronym like that, Ramona?
No.24357
>>24219
Also as an OOC aside can I just say I would FUCKING ANNIHILATE Alt Kiro.
No.24358
>>24352
Notices the new girl approach
H-hey there.
>>24353
H-hey! D-don't get me started on th-that bull. MJ is th-the only thing that could c-convince me that there i-is a god, because it'd c-certainly be h-his gift to mankind!
>>24354
Her shoulders sag again
Aw m-man. I g-guess that's okay. It wasn't l-like I w-wanted to g-get high w-with you and sh-shoot shit with a w-wicked cannon anyway. It's n-not l-like that'd been awesome or a-anything.
No.24359
>>24357
anihilate in a lewd or violante way?
>>24358
What do you know about god? And god didn't make marijuana he made a plant people made marijuana
No.24360
>>24355
Whatever you say, human.
>>24356
If that is good, then, as people say, Yay. BEGINNING SCAN ON HUMAN. KINDNESS IN ABUNDANCE. RESIDUAL LEWD FOUND. All of two minutes, I threw some words at the screen to make it work.
>>24357
Who wouldn't?
>>24358
My apologies, would you like a consensual body wrap?
No.24361
>>24358
Hiya!
Cute stutter~!
>>24359
The lewdest possible way.
>>24360
Yay indeed! Robots can do hugs right?
*hugs Robo-MONA*
No.24362
>>24361
Yes, we do offer consensual body wraps. Hugs Karma You are very soft for a human. That is a good thing.
No.24363
>>24359
She chuckles slightly
Keh, as i-if. If g-god made all th-the plants a-and the a-animals, and m-made us h-humans in h-his image then he'd certainly know how we'd b-be affected by th-the plants he made.
There's l-literally n-no way he couldn't have known how we'd use o-one of his plants.
Checkmate f-fundie.
She smirks
>>24360
W-what, l-like a h-hug? I guess I wouldn't hate something l-like that.
>>24361
A red sheen covers her face as she blushes
Ah, d-don't c-call my s-stutter c-cute. I r-really hate stuff like that.
No.24365
Wakes up confused and disorientated
Where the fuck?
No.24366
>>24360
*pouts*
>>24363
of course he did! He knows everything! Maybe it was to draw out once who don't deserve to be saved and they just pretend!
>>24365
hi
No.24367
>>24363
Yes. Hugs Nega-Lisa Your smell is most peculiar, like a rat in a cave.
>>24364
I am glad that you like my consensual body wrap, human. Snuggles
>>24365
Good Afternoon, human. I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24369
OOC THERE ARE PEOPLE POSTING THEIR GRILLS IN THE /v/ THREAD, HOW DO WE MAKE THEM JOIN US?
No.24370
>>24366
Gives you a confused look
Hi?
>>24367
How am I? How would you feel if you sudden woke up in a strange place? Aren't robots suppose to be smart?
>>24368
Lights up a cigarette and takes a drag
Cute? Watch who you're speakin' to, toots.
>>24369
>tfw don't know how to post that kind of thing intelligently
No.24371
>>24369
Just link the board, the thread's at 450 replies already, there will be at least a few interested people.
No.24372
>>24370
*coughs* please don't smoke thats not good for you, and me!
No.24373
>>24371
>>24370
tfw it won't let me link the board because it believes it's spam ;-;
>>24370
My apologies. I have been offering consensual body wraps, would you like one too?
No.24374
>>24370
>Watch who you're speakin' to
A cute!
No.24376
>>24375
Good afternoon, blue strawberry. I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24377
No.24378
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No.24379
>>24366
She continues to smirk
B-but you can't know that, c-can you? D-does it really say 'a-and he made the plants g-good for them, s-so that he'd weed out th-the unpure' or something l-like that?
>>24367
Hugs Robo-MONA back, absently wondering how she can feel so human, and then continues to blush
Ah, what? I- Yeah, m-my friends tell me s-something similar. I t-think it's because I spend so m-much time in the basement.
>>24370
H-hey, who are y-you?
>>24375
Wh-wh-what's going on?! Oh man, I hate weird stuff like this.
Karol oh god kek
No.24380
>>24372
Closes in on Weird's face and puffs smoke into it
I'm glad you approve of my fun.
>>24373
Piss off with your big words.
>>24374
Snaps away from the blonde and stares into the new girl's eyes
Why do you keep saying that?
>>24375
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24379
Not even bothering to look over at the new voice
What's it to you?
No.24381
>>24380
Because it's hard to intimidate when you have cute bright pink hair~!
No.24382
>>24379
no no one can know everything only god can know everything and some things we just don't understand
>>24380
*coughs harder and then nocks sigaret out of hyde's hand*
No.24383
>>24379
Don't worry, human. My systems will clear your smell. ACTIVATING FEBREEZE PROTOCOL. Air freshener comes from Robo-MONA's mouth and envelops Nega-Lisa There, much better.
>>24380
What do you mean, big words? This is standard English vocabulary. BEGINNING SCAN. JERK LEVEL 100%. GATLING CANNON ARMED.
No.24384
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>24381
Ugh, you're one of those peo-
feels the stick knocked out of his hand
>>24382
WHAT THE FUCK.
pulls knives out of his pocket and throws them as a warning shot
>>24383
You want to fight now too, you stupid robot bitch?
No.24385
>>24384
I'm no expert but I think a gatling gun might be better than some silly knives in a fight, teehee~
No.24386
>>24380
Raises her hands defensively and takes a step backwards
J-jeeze, rude. Be th-that way then. J-just tried to be friendly since I didn't n-notice you laying there u-until you got up.
Ugh, awkward situations, I hate stuff like that.
>>24382
S-sounds like a lot of b-backtracking, fundie. G-guess I hit a sore sp-spot huh?
>>24383
Nega-Lisa gasps as the sudden chill of pressurised gas touches her face, and as she does she inhales a good amount of the freshener. She doubles over, rasping and coughing
A-ack *Cough* w-why'd *couch* I- *cough* Oh g- *wheeze*
No.24387
>>24384
You do not want this fight human. I am at least 60% stronger than you, and 200% faster. You cannot hope to win.
>>24386
My apologies. Are your lungs ok?
No.24388
>>24384
oh god *ducks* o-okay I got it
>>24386
*pulls out earlier thrown knife* I will not tolerate such blasphemy from some rat like you!
No.24389
I Am The Shadow, The True Self
>>24376
Fuck robots! Walking junk piles!!
Takes a look around itself
So many faces, so vast and colourful~ Yes. This place is perfect
No.24390
>>24386
ignores the girl and focuses on the confrontation.
>>24385
>>24387
Pulls 2 playing dice out of his pocket.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
>Alt Alei has dice powers KEK
No.24391
>>24389
Oh now this I like. Reverse mole is a nice touch.
Isn't the Lorak from a Dr. Seuss book~?
*giggles*
How scary!
No.24394
>>24389
My apologies for upsetting you. Perhaps you would like a cake?
>>24390
Hmm. SCANNING DICE. 4 ON EVERY SIDE. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Apologies human, but protocol dictates that you must be eliminated.
No.24395
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>>24387
She continues rasping and coughing loudly, sagging to her knees as she does
J-jee*cough* I'd *cough* It's oka- *wheeze* It's okay I j-*cough* I just n-nee- *cough*
In the violent series of racking hacks that follows, her glasses flies away from her face as she throws her torso this way and that
>>24388
Hah, I *cough* I knew you'd *cough* I knew you'd rea- *cough* fundies never can *cough* -violence- *cough* *cough* *wheeze* -always gotta asser- *cough*
>>24390
F-fine be that w-*cough*
No.24397
>>24389
um… hi, perfect for what?
>>24395
hey don't die on me! *turns nega-lisa on back*
No.24398
| Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d10) |
>>24394
dice drop from his hand
Not without your strength and weapons.
No.24400
>>24398
aaay is dis circus nerd tinks he gona do mor damege wit dem kitchan nifes if he roll a 20 lol
No.24401
>>24398
It seems you believe your dice affect me. An amusing notion, but a futile one none the less. DEPLOYING GRAVITY FIELD!
No.24402
>>24395
Need what, air? I can do that too. ACTIVATING OXYGEN PROTOCOL Air goes into Nega-Lisa's mouth Problem solved.
No.24403
| Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d10) |
>>24401
feels the sudden weight of the world pulling him down
You're a funny robot…
Uses the last of his strength to roll for reversing the gravity in the area.
>>24400
You gave me the world's greatest reaction image earlier.
No.24404
>>24403
Hmm. Nice try, human. Unfortunately your dice are affected by this as well, leaving you unable to roll further. Apologies, but I think I might leave you like this until you can learn to be nice.
No.24405
>>24403
>rolling dice in a gravity field
No.24406
>>24391
Watch your mouth cur! I will not be compared to the fabrications of unlicensed medical practitioners!
>>24394
A robot apologizing, that's rich. Richer than that saccharine mess of a cake! Are those strawberries? Yuck! I hate strawberries!
>>24397
Conquest! What else?
No.24407
>>24405
I'm too baller.
>>24404
Please crush him, I can't stand being edgy.
No.24408
need to go I feel like I am dying
No.24409
>>24408
;-; Please don't die.
No.24410
>>24397
Once on her back, her whooping coughing gradually lessens to just the occasional huff
p-phew. Who knew I'd *cough* I'd be h-helped by some f-fundie. G-guess I was w-wrong to *cough* a-assume that every f-fundie is the same. Jeeze, I h-hate stuff like that.
>>24402
Wh-what no w-wait I-mph!
pure, unmixed oxygen rapidly begins to fill Nega-Lisa's mouth and she once again gasps in surprise, inhaling deeply several times. Her lips start to twitch as her body begins to suffer the preliminary effects of oxygen poisoning
>>24408
Please don't die Weird! We need you!
No.24411
>>24406
**>trying not to be lewd
>karol is talking about conquest and domination**
What's that about my mouth?
Do you want a kissukissu?!
*kisses the Lorax*
Mwah~
No.24412
>>24406
Well, then perhaps a consensual body wrap? BEGINNING SCAN. STRAWBERRY HATRED FOUND. LOVES BLUEBERRYS. WISHES FOR SUBJUGATION.
>>24408
Please don't Weird! You're really cool and stuff and we'd miss you!
>>24407
Bait me with your edge, Alei, so I can use my final attack :^)
No.24414
>>24412
;-;
You think some stupid shit like this will kill me you fucking robot?
transforms into dice.
No.24415
>>24410
Wait, that should not happen. ACTIVATING NITROGEN PROTOCOL. Nitrogen flows into Nega-Lisa's mouth as well
>>24414
Oh, you've become a dice? No matter. That just makes it easier to destroy you. GATLING CANNON READY TO FIRE. OVERCHARGE COMPLETE. Goodbye, human. 1,000,000 Bullets simultaneously hit the dice, making it explode It seems I have overheated. Cooling off.
No.24416
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>24411
W-what do you think you're doing!! Insolent peasant!
Attempts to freeze Karma in place with a spell
>>24412
Cold metal against my succulent flesh?
Hmmph, well since you updated your database so reliably, I'll permit it. Once.
No.24417
>>24415
Smoke clears to reveal the a different person sleeping.
No.24418
>>24416
Good. I hope you enjoy my consensual body wrap. Hugs Lorak
>>24417
Hmm. A different human. He is asleep. We should leave him be.
No.24419
>>24416
Y-you can't freeze someone with a heart as warm as mine~!
Karma's teeth chatter
No.24420
>>24415
She gasps again and colour returns to her face. She sits up with a start and puts a hand to her head
She sighs heavily
I… I really hate stuff like this.
W-where did that pink-haired person disappear to?
>>24416
She eyes Lorak
A-and w-who are you?
No.24427
No.24428
>>24418
pats you head
Aren't you an obedient set of servo-motors~
>>24419
Your heart is nowhere near warm enough to survive my craft! Lorak comtemplates what to do next with Karma
You might make for a fine minion.
>>24420
Lorak's eyes drift to Nega-Lisa I don't recall giving you permission to address me. Throws hair backwards I am Lora K, and I am your future ruler. I beseech you to not stand against me.
No.24432
>>24428
Nega-Lisa backs up a few steps after she's risen to her feet and cowers, eyes downcast
J-jeeze s-sorry. I-it's not like I w-was p-planning to d-do a-anything like th-that anyway.
Mumbles under her breath
S-stupid authoritarian people. I h-hate stuff like that
No.24438
>>24432
Wonderful~ Fret not, my conquest shouldn't inconvenience anyone.
Lorak mutters to herself
Not like there's be any one left to inconvenience after I'm done.
No.24443
Hey guys! I thought I'd stick my head in the door and see what everyone was up to today.
No.24447
>>24438
Her eyes shoot up, a mixture of fear and surprise on her face
W-wh-wh-what was that?
I really hope I-it w-wasn't what I th-think it was, I h-hate stuff like that
>>24443
H-hey there! W-w-who are you?
No.24448
>>24447
Ugh, wrong picture. I hate that stuff
No.24449
>>24447
Oh surely it's not THAT bad~
The inevitable, however, involves ME having the last laugh, I'm afraid~
No.24454
>>24447
My name's Eliza, the newest recruitment to the universe of things that are just adorable! It's not a good universe if things aren't adorable, right?
No.24457
>>24443
Licks lips Ara Ara~ What do we have here?
>>24447
When I'm finished, the mere concept of hate will become dust, lost amongst the passages of time.
Takes a deep breath
In the meantime, lets try to have some fun. Tell me about the things you -do- like!
>>24449
Hallo she who lacks scarves!
No.24458
Hmm. I see more humans. Greetings, I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.24461
>>24457
So magnificent! i like the amature way you try to scare people
No.24462
>>24457
Hello, Lorak~ I see you're still trying to instill fear in others…
Maybe next time, I suppose~
>>24458
I'm doing well, as always~ Though it could be a tad better but I won't say how~ Let's leave it as a surprise, shall we?
No.24463
>>24462
Good. BEGINNING SCAN. LACK OF SCARVES MEANS DEATH. LEWD LEVEL 40%. WILL PROBABLY TRY TO MURDER YOU. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
No.24464
>>24449
Recoils further
W-what do y-you mean?
Ugh, a-all these intimidating people. I really h-hate stuff like this
>>24454
W-well, Hi Eliza. I'm N-nega-Lisa. P-pleased to m-meet you and a-all that j-junk.
She ponders the statement for a bit
Isn't t-there such a thing as t-too m-much adorable though?
>>24457
Keeps her hands raised, unsure. Her eyes looking everywhere but up at the scary blue-haired girl
L-lady, y-you're really fr-freaking me out.
B-but i-if it p-pleases you. I DO l-like just s-sitting on a hard, cement-like surface r-reading books in th-the dark.P-preferably in a c-cave. I d-don't hate stuff like that. Being i-indoors, a-away from n-nature. I- I don't hate not doing stuff. A-and also-
She indicates Robo-MONA with a hand
I apparently d-don't hate hugs from Android 'sis over th-there.
>>24461
A-a-and who are you?
No.24465
>>24457
Hi, I'm new here! I'm Eliza. Who are you? I love you hair!
>>24464
Of course there isn't! That's like saying if there's such a thing as too much ice cream. Some people might say yes, but they're wrong!
No.24466
>>24463
Lewd? Oh silly contraption! I'm passed all that! I have…OTHER means for entertainment~
>>24464
In due time~ You figure it out for yourself.
No.24469
>>24466
Hmm. My apologies, would you like a consensual body wrap?
No.24472
>>24469
D'oh why not?
-opens my arms, ready for the consensual body wrap-
No.24473
>>24461
That's a good smile you've got there~ I think we'll get along juuust fine.
Lorak lets out a boisterous cackle
>>24462
Ara~ Another impudent whelp that doesn't know their place. Lets see if we can't do something about that.
Lorak eyes Scarfless up and down
I don't detect any great power, so pray tell, why do you think you can oppose me?
>>24464
Calm yourself dear child. My loving embrace reaches far and wide. There will be no shortage of caves once I've unleashed my cataclysm!
Lorak throws her hands into the air, imitating what her "cataclysm" should look like
>>24465
A compliment right off the bat? Now that -will- do!
Immediately steps beside you
My hair is one thing, but these golden locks are another! The name is Lora K, or Lorak to the plebeian masses.
Lorak is completely taken in by your hair
No.24474
>>24472
Hugs Scarfless You are very soft, human, I am enjoying this.
No.24475
>>24465
She ponders this absently
Hmm. I d-don't know. S-seems like there could be a point wh-where'd there just be too much.
She vividly imagines a world made out of cotton candy, rainbows and ice cream. She visibly shudders
>>24466
I-I'm k-kinda frightened. I h-hate stuff like this.
>>24473
Covers her head with her hands and screws her eyes shut at the gesture, falling down into a crouch whimpering softly to herself. After a little while, she tentatively opens her eyes again
W-why d-do y-y-you w-want to d-d-d-estroy everything? Th-that sounds l-like such a p-p-pain.
No.24476
>>24473
Thank you! It takes a while to get my hair like this, but I think it really pays off in the long run. And Lora K sounds so much better than Lorak. Is it Italian?
No.24478
>>24473
I'm only human, I'll be honest. However, I don't think I can oppose you. I know. However, that will be saved for a rainy day. Can't go losing ALL sources of entertainment in one day, and you seem like a wonderful being~
>>24474
Don't get used to it. I'm not one to hug many beings.
>>24475
D'aww what's so scary about lil' ol' me? Did I do something to harm you? If not, then surely I need to get to work~
No.24479
>>24464
I'm!…. i, i dont know!
>>24473
What are you exactly trying to do here !
No.24484
>>24478
She composes herself slightly
I'm, y-you're j-just v-very intimidating. You've g-g-got this a-aura about y-you. L-like, I m-might make a f-fatal m-mistake if I w-wasn't careful
>>24479
W-well, that's s-strange. Y-you don't know w-who y-you are?
No.24485
>>24475
It IS a pain! Lorak bites her nails I just wish the world would save me the effort and just explode!
>>24476
Fufu~ It does pay off! It's wonderful! Lorak hold a bit and rubs her cheek against it S-so soft! Once I become supreme ruler, you shall be spared!
Lorak is what my sist– coughs. My arch-nemesis used to call me, when in fact my name was presented to me my old instructor of the dark arts.
>>24478
You are correct to assume that I am no mortal being, and delight in the knowledge that soon this entire world shall become a circus of cataclysm and catastrophe!
Cackles loudly, before coughing and losing her confidence in her cackle
>>24479
I'm attempting to tear the world asunder! Rubs chin Although I still haven't figured out how I'm going to do that!
No.24487
>>24484
Smarter than you put yourself off to be. I'll keep that in mind…
>>24485
Why not enjoy the little things that lead up to said events. I would LOVE to see each individual head roll~
>>24486
Hello, my bestest friend of all, Yemi~!
No.24488
>>24484
No i dont!
>>24485
Tear.. t-the world apart!
*Nyanderes eyes twitches*
No.24490
>>24483
Hi Missus Cop!
>>24485
I'm glad you like it! I use the expensive conditioners to keep it soft like that. And you're too cute to have something like an arch-nemesis.
No.24495
>>24487
Oh look, if isn't the mental defective. Still haven't had that brain checked out, I see.
No.24497
>>24487
Yes! You understand! Oh how much fun it will be to see this world quake beneath my might power!
>>24488
Is there an issue with that?
>>24490
Well they're certainly working! Lorak feels her hair Mine feels so brittle in comparison… Lorak looks down dejectedly
No.24498
>>24495
I'd rather wait until I can check the ol' think tank myself. Wouldn't want any one to look at it besides the trained professional I see myself as~
No.24501
>>24497
Didn't get to put this in my other post
Oh I couldn't agree more~ Though, it's more fun to watch them squirm individually rather than all at once. Having full control of one's fate is MUCH more…interesting, to say the least.
No.24503
>>24483
H-hello officer
>>24485
b-but why? Wh-what's the w-world done t-to you?
Ugh, I- I really h-hate the thought of d-dying.
>>24486
H-hey there.
>>24487
Ah-ah-I-p-please…
She fidgets visibly
D-did I just fck up?
>>24488
W-well, what's the l-last thing you r-remember?
Not th-that I care, I don't l-like being a detective. I h-hate stuff like that.
No.24504
What's going on in here? Nothing impure, r-right?
No.24507
>>24504
Of course not, human. I shall see to it that no lewd appears.
No.24508
>>24497
Aww, but your hair looks so nice as it is. If you wanted to make it to feel more alive, I have a de-frizzing spray I could give you. Don't feel down. Gives Lora a side hug
>>24504
Nopers!
No.24510
>>24503
Oh relax~ I don't plan on doing anything too muchyet
No.24512
>>24503
>>24497
i dont know i dont know I DONT KNOW
No.24513
>>24490
>>24503
Hiya, dear citizens.~
It's good to see upstanding civilians like you in this mess of a city.
No.24514
>>24498
Well, have fun with that. Lord knows we need more dribbling imbeciles who can't function anymore because they went on to do something stupid.
>>24503
Speak up, worm. You aren't worth my time if you can't even talk normally.
No.24517
>>24514
D'aww you think so little of me. You're so tsundere, Yemi~ Always brings a smile to my broken face!
No.24519
>>24501
I think myself too impatient to go through each of these vermin one by one! And yes, having control over one's fate is… wonderful, but having controls of other people's fate… much better! Larok attempts to cackle again, but stifles it for fear of messing it up again
>>24504
Just world domination things~
>>24508
H-human unh-hand… Lorak throws her arms down and submits to the hug, patting Neg-Eliza's head instead
S-stupid humans.
>>24512
Join me! You might not know who you are, but you can become something unimaginable by my side!!
>>24513
It's going to become an even bigger mess soon!
No.24520
>>24519
>just world domination things
Oh, is that your tumblr page?
No.24522
>>24513
I love your hair too! And you look like you're having a good day!
>>24519
I'm sorry~. I didn't know you're not a hugger. It's okay! Lets go of Lora and pulls out a lollipop You want one?
No.24523
>>24519
Hey… Those eyes make you look like a villain!
What kind of evil plans do you have today, huh?!
>>24522
Hey, you too.~ We kind of have similar waves.~
I've decided! I'll protect you from the scary lady, Miss!
No.24524
>>24510
[stuttering worry intensifies]
>>24512
W-woah, c-calm down. It's okay. I-it's okay.
>>24513
Ah, I th-think we c-could use y-your help s-soon o-officer!
>>24514
J-jeeze! E-everyone i-is so rude today. F-fine, wh-whatever. I h-hate stuff like this.
No.24525
>>24520
SILENCE CUR! You shall be the first to meet your doom!
Lorak begins an incantation
Soon you will suffer the wrath of Lora K!
Lorak mutters to herself How did she know about that?!
>>24521
Likewise! The world shall tremble beneath our collective might!
Lorak mutters under her breath
T-that's what it deserves for having treated me this way!
>>24522
From you I'll make an exception! And I'd love one… but my dentist says they're bad for me lorak mutters quietly Thank you nonetheless!
>>24523
Stand against me and you will be dealt the wrath of my grand sorcery!
Lorak continues her incantation, before being interrupted by a strange sound.
No.24526
>>24519
Power, power, power all you want is power! i want power too!
>>24524
Nothing about this is ok!
No.24527
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THUD
Karol falls from the sky, smashing straight into the floor
Ouucchhhhhhh!!
Gets up and dusts herself off
T-thank goodness people leave piles of hay around or that would have been terrible!
Blinks
W-where on Earth am I?
No.24528
>>24527
*I run over and look at the woman on the ground*
Hiya, are you okay?!
No.24530
>>24523
Scary lady? Lora's not scary. She seems misguided in her inhibitions with emotions, but she's not bad.
>>24525
Yeah, no problemo! So what are you doing~? …How come your eyes are like that?
>>24527
You're in the universe of adorable! Are you okay? Looks like you fell a long distance.
Kisekae crashed, thanks Obama
No.24531
I would wake up but is more cute to lurk here than post.
No.24532
>>24524
What's the matter, dear? Afraid?
>>24525
How…LOVELY
>>24527
What have we here~?
No.24534
>>24528
Karol scratches her head
Yeah I'm fi– h-hey! you look like someone I know!
>>24530
Y-you too! You look familiar! And yeah I'm fine, thank you very much!
>>24532
I swear I know you!! H-hang on a minute, what the hell is going on here?!
Nevermind all that though, looks like shi– stuff is about to get real!
>>24529
Karol gets on the ground, before noticing Larok
H-hey wait a minute…
No.24536
>>24524
Don't worry! ACE Cadet Nanashi is on the job!
>>24525
Is that a challenge, lady?! Your little spells won't stop me from cuffing you sooner or later!
>>24530
Erm… But still! Someone has to stop her before it's too late! Do you have a better idea? I want to make this a safe arrest!
>>24534
Hey, are you alright? You'd best duck your head, things are about to get messy.
No.24538
>>24527
>>24534
W-Who are you!
No.24539
>>24534
W-what the fu– fishes are you doing here?! I-I m-mean! It's y-you! M-my arch-nemesis!
>>24536
NOT NOW OFFIC– p-peasant I m-mean! please don't shoot me!
No.24540
>>24534
Another me is out there?! Oh how interesting! I'd rather be the only one, so I may have to hunt this person down and have a nice little chat with them.
No.24544
>>24538
that had a picture
No.24545
>>24538
I'm Karol! And that blue-haired cosplaying freak is my sister.
>>24540
Well I thought this might be a parrallel universe for a second, but if my sister's here then… Karol thinks to herself
>>24539
A-arch whatnow? That's no way to greet your older sister after all these years! And take out those contacts, you look ridiculous.
No.24550
>>24534
>>24545
Familiar? Parallel universe? But I think this is the first time we've met! I think anyways, I'm not too good at remembering things. Want a lollipop to make the ouchies better?
>>24536
She doesn't like hugs, but she seems to like me a lot.
>>24539
Oh, Lora! I didn't know you had a sister! She's pretty cool looking.
No.24551
>>24545
I have n-no idea what you speak of Karo– Arch-nemesis!!
A contact falls out
N-no way! W-why now?
Larok tries to save face
Y-you seem to have unl-l-leased my true potential!
No.24552
I wish you idiots were more entertaining.
No.24556
>>24545
Parallel universe?! Oh do tell~ I want to hear these tales from the other side.
>>24551
What have we here~?
>>24552
Why not join in the fun, then, friendo?
No.24557
>>24550
Oh yes please! Takes a lolly-pop
Shank syou mish for the shweetie!
>>24551
You might have gotten shot silly! You can't drum up trouble like this!
Karol grins
Although you do look quite cute in that get-up. I'm amazed your marshmallows haven't grown any since we saw each other.
>>24546
Sorry about all the trouble officer!
No.24559
>>24550
Hug her then before she vaporizes me!
Aaaaa, I'm so scared!
>>24557
I guess if you have your little sis under control, that's fine…
I'm still confused though! How in the world will I report this?
No.24561
>>24556
It-it's nothing scarfless!! I am still a powerful mage! I simply escaped to this parallel universe because stupid Karol doesn't have an opposite self!
>>24557
S-shut up you fat-titted cow! H-how did you get here anyway! You can't perform any sort of magic you machine-headed cretin!
>>24559
I-I'm still going to take over the w-world, just you wait!!
No.24562
>>24557
You need to leave NOW
No.24566
>>24556
Listen here, I am not scared of you. I know you're just a pathetic little girl playing pretend!
And what are these idiots blabbering about? Parallel universe? Preposterous!
No.24567
>>24559
Just think of it as a street performance! No crimes has taken place yet!
>>24562
You know, that's not the warm welcome I was hoping for. Although you do remind me of someone I'm quite close to~
>>24561
Funny story right! A friend of mine was trying to combine KFC and watermelon together, but failed to adjust his methods appropriately. Didn't think it'd land me here mind you~
And stop this noise about taking over the world! You're like a third-rate mage at best. Jeeze you're so bad that you fled to another dimension!
Also, I'm pretty sure I should have an alternate version of myself. I did the maths a while ago, and it should be a blue strawberry with a conscious mind that does nothing but scream for all eternity.
No.24571
No but seriously, Kisekae took a shit and isn't loading. Is it just me?
No.24572
>>24571
Nah, it isn't working for anybody
No.24573
>>24561
So you ARE human. Food for thought~
And I guess this means that parallel universe theory is confirmed~ I wonder what the other me is like.
>>24566
Call me what you will, but all I hear is "Oh Scarfless! Why won't you accept my friendship~". I've accepted it long ago, deary. We've been friends for ages~!
No.24574
>>24573
S-so what if I'm human?! At least I'm human, which is more than I can say for that cow over there!
>>24567
I didn't run away just because I didn't get accepted into magic school! Y-you're so mean!
A-and t-that's not fair! It took me months to get into this dimension! A-and you get in just because you were dicking around with fast-food?! Tears begin to form in Larok's eyes
B-but Larok begins to laugh, you're trapped in here with me now!
Hope nobody minds me doing this too much, I thought it'd be a little bit of fun
No.24575
>>24574
Aww, Lora. It's okay. C'mere, a big ol' bear hug always helps everyone feel better! Grabs Lora and hugs her close
Is coo.
No.24576
>>24573
Scarfless? Oh you've got to be joking me.
Wait until I tell Scarfu about this, the look on her face will be priceless!
>>24574
Oh noo~ Trapped in here with a mage that knows like two frost spells, woe is me! Karol makes mocking scared gestures
But seriously I'm saddened that you ran away to a different dimension. We knew you ran away, but I didn't think you'd go that far. I just thought you needed space, but we were all worried sick about you.
And you should dye your hair like that. Neon blue? Come on now. It's really bad for your hair you know, you're making it super brittle.
>>24575
Karol shoots Neg-Eliza a smile S-so lovely!
No.24577
>>24576
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
No.24578
Eh? Whats goin' on over here? So much noise…
No.24579
>>24575
Hugs Neg-Eliza tightly T-thank you!
>>24576
Y-you don't understand at all! I wanted to escape that stupid world! I didn't want to have to spend the rest of my life living in your shadow!
>>24577
I-it's okay. I'll create a portal for her to leave through. S-she's done all that she needed to do.
No.24580
Morning lovelys! I'm sure everyone slept well? I work up late because of a certain someone forcing me to get 8 hours of sleep.
No.24581
No.24582
>>24580
Sexy alt Kiro is best Kiro.
Hi!
No.24584
>>24579
NOT yet can she tell me who i am
No.24585
>>24574
I suppose you are SOMEWHAT right~
>>24576
ScarfU you say…this intrigues me~
>>24580
Hello, my sweet~
No.24586
>>24576
Okay, tell me about this different dimension, Karol…
>>24580
ignores
No.24589
>>24576
So you're from a different universe? Is there a me there too? Is she cute?
>>24579
Lora, it's okay! You're still cool looking to me. And I'm here for you too if you ever need a hug or a talk or anything!
>>24580
Hiiiii!
No.24594
>>24580
Eh mostly well, certainly wasn't up readin' obscene material or anything~
No.24599
>>24589
Can you be quiet. I find you irritable.
Oh my god, I'd be giving you so many hugs if I was regular Yemi!
No.24601
>>24577
J-jeeze! S-scary!
>>24579
Y-you know it wasn't like that! Come on Lora! If you were still with us, you'd know that there wasn't any sort of shadow. I live in the middle of nowhere as a small-town mechanic! On the other hand, you can cast freakin magic! That hair too, jeeze
Look at all these wonderful people you have here! You're doing amazing little sis!~
>>24580
C U T E
>>24584
All of a sudden I'm not sure I don't know who -you- are, but you sure as heck remind me of this lovely girl called Nyano~
>>24585
This is really jarring~ Scarfu is this shy timid girl with a golden heart who fights against the impure!
>>24586
It's a lot less colourful! That's for sure! You would be Alt-Yemi I suppose~ She's also absolutely wonderful. Super kind hearted, and always very nice!
>>24589
Without a shadow of a doubt! Although I can't remember having as rocking a hairdo as you! Hey that rhymed! Fufu~ I'm a poet and I didn't know it
Goodness me, I shouldn't be away from my own world for too long! Lora, can you be a dear and conjure that portal, please?
No.24605
>>24582
Hello Karma, you seem happy.
>>24585
Hello, Scarfless…
>>24586
What's wrong? You don't want to talk to me?
I place rest my arms on your shoulders behind you, playing with your hair
>>24589
Hiiii!
>>24594
Are you sure? I would love to see what you're reading!
>>24601
:D
No.24606
>>24605
Place rest… I MAKE A MISTAKE EACH POST! I SWEAR!
No.24607
>>24601
-Proceeds to laugh incredibly hard and rather maniacally-
O-oh you're funny! That sounds simply delightful! Now tell me what I'm really like~
>>24605
What seems to be the matter, Orik?
No.24609
>>24605
I'm happy because I'm pure!
Are you pure too~?!
No.24610
>>24605
I push you back
WH-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Get away away from me, you freak!
No.24611
>>24599
I-irritable? Me? But I'm just being friendly with everyone.
>>24601
Any chance she can come here to visit too? I wanna see how she's like!
No.24613
>>24601
S-stupid s-sis!
Y-you come here and mock me, and n-now you just want to leave?! W-well that's too bad!
Lorak looks down at the ground
B-because I'm gonna come and visit you and everyone when I get the chance…
Lorak whips her arms into the air and summons a blue portal
>>24611
W-well once Karol tells everyone what she saw, they're bound to want to come see you all!
No.24614
>>24607
Nothing is wrong, why do you ask?
No.24617
>>24605
Weeeell, alright! But don't tell nobody you got these from me eh?
slides Orik a few magazines from the inside of my jacket
I kinda forgot how to italics so excuse me if that fucks up
No.24622
>>24607
I'm sure she'll be terrified of you if she ever meets you!
>>24611
100% Absolutely!
>>24613
Silly Lora~ You'd better visit! Else I'm making my own inter-dimensional device to come and harass you!
Take care~ And try not to get into any trouble whilst I'm gone!
Feeling the affects of a dimensional-paradox-sickness setting in, Karol runs up to Larok and gives her a hug before rushing into the portal
No.24623
>>24614
tfw I post prematurally
>>24607
Nothing is wrong, why do you ask?
>>24609
Well in a few countries
>>24610
Awe, is miss tsunadere getting flustered?
I kiss you on the cheek
We'll have to fix that!
>>24613
Alt and normal Karol in the same thread.. HNG
>>24617
I look at some
Eh, boring stuff, sweety!.
No.24625
Lorak mops up a few tears and waits to calm down before speaking
S-sorry everyone for making such a spectacle!!
Lorak slumps to her knees
No.24626
>>24623
You just seem troubled and it wasn't caused by yours truly~
No.24628
>>24613
>>24622
Sounds like fun!
You guys have a great day! I'm gonna be back in a bit with lots of sweets and delectable nummies! Bye-bye!
I need to clear my head from this shit, god damn. Plus go to work for a bit. Have fun kids.
No.24629
>>24623
HAH!?
WH-WHY YOU'D KISS ME? I DIDN'T ASKED FOR A KISS!!
YOU TAINTED ME, YOU DEGENERATE!!
No.24630
>>24623
Yeah to be honest I expected more but thats what you get for moochin' off free mags. Course if you got anythin' worth sharing I wouldn't mind taking a peek~
No.24631
>>24628
You should always be this qt, Eliza
No.24634
>>24631
I literally think "God, what wouldn't I say if this was me?" And then that's my response. It hurts. I still refuse to say y'all, that is not a word I will use.
No.24635
>>24634
maid rpg alt Eliza when?
No.24637
>>24626
I-I'm not troubled at all!
>>24629
Oh calm down, you love it!
I put my arms over your shoulders
I don't want to forcefully be lewd to Yemi ;_;
>>24630
Hmp, there is a storage garage down the road, go take a peek
I hand you a key
No.24639
>>24635
Hello everyone! What's going on in this thread? I hope you're all being nice to each other!
I'd love to meet some nice new people! Let's all get along and be friends!
No.24641
>>24639
Forgetting to remove the post quote is part of my alt character apparently
No.24644
>>24639
OOC what's with the pink names and changed board text?
No.24645
>>24625
Where did you send her!!!!
*Nyandere puts herself to Loraks eye level*
No.24646
>>24637
A storage garage?! Haha jackpot! Thanks lady!
takes the key and quickly rides off on her bike
No.24647
>>24639
Greetings, have you seen Nurai?
No.24648
Puts contacts back in
>>24645
T-to her own world!
No.24649
>>24647
Nurai? I'm afraid I haven't! Why are you looking for her? Maybe I could help you look!
No.24650
No.24651
>>24649
Well you see, she's playing hard to get so I must see her post-haste….
No.24655
>>24637
If there is just let me know, my dear~
>>24639
More new faces, I see~
No.24658
>>24651
W-what? I'm getting a bad vibe from you! Are you trying to do something indecent to the poor girl? That's unacceptable!
>>24655
Hello! I am happy to meet you! Please don't let this indecent man scare you, I'm sure he's just misunderstood.
No.24663
>>24658
That's none of your concern, if you see her around let me know, got it?
No.24665
>>24658
It's fine~ You seem like an…interesting being. And worry not, I can't be scared. I do the scaring around here
No.24670
>>24663
>>24665
Eek! I'm calling the cops!
No.24674
>>24670
>implying the cops aren't corrupt.
No.24676
rides back onto the scene
Mother of god… I've seen things
No.24677
>>24670
-I roll my eyes and subtly shake my head-
Oh you're worrying too much~! I don't plan on doing anything to you as of yet. For now, I'll stud-…get to know you better. And even so, the cops have never caught me. I'm far too slippery for them~
No.24681
I heard this is where all the nerds have been hanging out……
've been away all weekend drinking and I'm just wondering……Where's my woman?
No.24682
>>24674
>>24677
I don't like what the two of you are implying! You sound like bad people!
No.24684
>>24681
H-Hey, babe….
gets flustered
I've missed you…
No.24694
>>24681
>Nerds
That's a new one for me, but it has a nice ring to it~
>>24682
Oh I'm not BAD! At least that's what I like telling myself~
No.24701
Hmm. It seems my S.O.U.L. Processor has been cleansed. I may return to the land of the humans. Has any lewd occurred recently? Ms. Karma told me to make sure everything is pure.
No.24703
>>24682
>>24681
Hey styles, get a load of this blonde she's fucking hilarious. anyways seen Nurai recently?
No.24704
>>24684
Sup doll…….
C'mere and give me some sugar……
I motion for you to come over towards me
No.24717
>>24694
Really? Well, I guess if you're trying to be a good girl, everything is alright!
No.24723
>>24717
I AM quite good at what I do if I can say so myself~
No.24728
>>24723
Really?! What is it that you do?
No.24736
>>24722
Hmm?
That almost sounds like you said no……..
I motion for you more aggressively, liking my lips as I do so
>>24724
I'm your new neighbour……who're you and why should I care?
No.24737
>>24732
Now what sort of answer is that? That doesn't tell me anything, be specific.
No.24738
>>24736
*Licking*
Goddamnit……
No.24744
>>24737
It's the FUN answer~ The real answer is I'm an observer as well as a…well, a "doctor" or scientist of some sort. Your choice in which you see it as~
No.24745
>>24736
O-Okay…
I close my eyes and plant a gentle kiss on your lips
No.24747
>>24744
Doctor or scientist? Wow, that's really impressive! You must be very smart!
No.24749
>>24747
…you can say that~!
No.24750
Hi. What are you all doing in this thread?
No.24751
>>24745
That's a nice start…….but that's not what I was looking for………
I sweep you off your feet, and give you a long passionate kiss
That's more like it…..
Heh, you been eating mints? You taste nice……
No.24753
>>24750
Hello! We're all just making friends here! You should join in!
No.24756
>>24753
Hmmm. I'm not very good at making friends, I tend towards shyness.
No.24759
>>24736
Do you know who your talking to im …!
* Nyandere stops talking and her eyes begin to water*
I dont know…
No.24760
hmph, finally return from my dreaded family for more idiots being idiots, time to sit in the corner
No.24765
>>24756
Don't be silly! I'm sure you could have a lot of fun with us! Don't worry about a thing, we're all nice people here!
>>24760
Those aren't very nice things to say! Are you feeling alright?
No.24775
>>24765
honestly it'd be rare for me to be feeling alright period
No.24776
>>24775
Now don't be like that! I'm sure we could cheer you up! There's nothing to feel bad about!
No.24781
>>24776
there's plenty of stuff out there, but if you insist then i guess that means i can't be rid of you
No.24787
>>24765
If you say so, I suppose I can try.
>>24774
Really. My only saving grace is that I don't stutter, otherwise I'd be completely socially incompetent. Physical and emotional intimacy makes me extremely uncomfortable.
No.24789
>>24781
What's your favourite colour? Mine's blue! it's very calm and nice!
>>24787
What about you, Cari?
No.24790
>>24789
I prefer this light blue i can't really say why but it suits me…
No.24795
>>24790
It's a nice colour! I agree, it looks very good on you! I think you have a good fashion sense!
No.24797
>>24789
White, for its purity.
No.24799
>>24787
CHECK OUT THE DISCORD THREAD
No.24801
>>24787
Well well well~ Sounds like an INTERESTING lifestyle~
I don't know how to feel about this
No.24813
>>24795
>>24795
t-thanks…your not bad yourself i guess… she says as she turns away, embarrassed
No.24816
>>24797
That's a very good choice! I'm proud of you!
>>24813
Hehe, thank you! We could go shop for clothes sometime!
No.24817
*Wanders in aimlessly humming to herself*
No.24823
>>24816
F-fine, only if its fitting of my taste tho…
No.24824
Good evening everyone.
As a friendly reminder:
Lewdity is Chastity
No.24825
ooooooh
Where did I find myself this time?
No.24931
>>24925
Hello, there, sassy and purple~ How're you doing?
No.24939
>>24931
Sassy? Am I really?
>>24935
You're not wearing bottoms are you?
No.24940
>>24939
Of course I am. I won't take off my knickers for free, you know.
No.24941
>>24939
I'm just playing with you, dear Nurai~
No.24944
>>24925
NuraI! I've been looking all over for you! How are you?!
No.24954
What a splendid night, coming close to a full moon.
Good day, you delectable delightful peasants people!
No.24973
>>24954
Something seems off about you…
Oh, I know!
I like your outfit!
No.24975
>>24973
Why thank you. I dress to impress!
No.24977
>>24975
-stretches out with a moan.-
Oooh. I see.
I think I try to do the same myself.~
No.24979
>>24977
Indeed, your garment is one part pleasant, one part practical! You appear to be quite the capable and healthy public servant.
I wonder, would you seek employ as a member of my personal guard? The benefits and accommodations are more than adequate.
No.24980
>>24979
M-me?
My heart and soul belongs to the city, Mister! I don't think I can take you up on that offer…
-mutters-
He's…he's got blood dripping from hsi mouth. Maybe it'd be smart to keep an eye on him…
You know what! On second thought, I'm all in! I've got your back like a butt crack!
No.24981
>>24980
Excellent! I will file the paperwork and make the necessary preparations to "initiate" you into my elite force of castle bosses private security officers.
Ours will be a very… enthralling relationship.
No.24982
>>24981
Sounds cool, boss. I'll be over here getting my rest for the night. Gotta stay sharp for my first day tomorrow, after all.~
No.25064
*wanders back in. Aimlessly. Gleefully humming to herself*
No.25066
>>25064
Hmm. A human. Greetings, I am the Robotic Menial Office Negligence Assistant, but you may call me Robo-MONA! How are you today?
No.25071
>>25068
A pleasure to meet you too, human. BEGINNING SCANNING. NO ABNORMALITIES DETECTED. CUTE LEVEL 85%.
No.25074
>>25071
Ooooooh my god. I Tottally! Didn't! introduce myself.
Im choker. On account of this cute little thing I found one day. So cool.
Then I accidently set all my friends on fire.
Not cool.
But now im here and I have a Cute ROBOT friend!
So Cool!
No.25076
>>25066
(sorry this damn site keeps being wonky, this post was first)
Like oh my GOD! You are the cutest robot. I have ever seen.
*giggles*
Im going to call you Ro-Mona!
hiiiiiiiiii Ro-Mona!
No.25077
>>25074
A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Choker. Would you like me to provide you with a fire extinguisher for when your friends next catch on fire?
No.25082
>>25077
oooooooh!
That could like, work!
If they don't like, run screaming from me.
No.25085
>>25082
Very well. Fire extinguisher appears from Robo-MONA's thigh Here you go. One fire extinguisher. Use it well.
No.25086
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
oooh my god!
You are like the nicest robot EVER!
*warning. Warning. CLUMSY ROLL*
No.25088
>>25086
*successfully add's fire extinguisher to inventory*
No.25089
>>25086
You are welcome. Would you like any further assistance?
No.25094
hmmmmmm….
like, i can't think of anything!
No.25098
Very well. In that case, tell me more about yourself, I find human lives to be interesting.
No.25099
>>25098
Like oh my god! I love talking about me!
I love shopping! Untill the store kicks me out for knocking over to many display cases!
I was huuuuge into acting! Untill i koncked over and broke the set…
Oh! I was like, a cheerleader! till i got distracted and like…dropped someone…
Then I found this choker. And then like. I couldn't take it off. Which was a bummer. But i look like, good in it. Which is cool. But I like, randomly seem to do things. Which isn't cool. Except when it is cool! But other people don't think its cool. Because like, It involves fire, and like…cold stuff…like…like…cold fire!
I was
No.25109
>>25099
Hmm. Thankfully I am impervious to all forms of weather. You shall not need to worry about me.
No.25111
>>25109
That's like, a relief.
I would hate to break my new super cool robot best friend!
No.25742
*hum's and dances with headphones on*
No.26182
>Thread different colour from the others
NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE, CITIZEN
MOVE ALONG
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No.26237
*gasps*
ooooh my god! There are OTHER threads?!
No.26700
Can a future version of your character join?
Making an annoying, crude character is getting on my nerves.
No.26756
>>26700
I don't see why not
No.26882
>>26237
Other threads, you say…?
No.27148
finally, i'm alone in here, good riddens
No.27209
>>27148
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
No.27324
>>27209
oh damn it…what if i pretend i didn't see her…
No.27444
>>27324
oh my god she must be like….def
I know!
*stands right next to*
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
No.27798
>>27444
ooooowwwwww….hello….ow my ears…