No.3064[Last 50 Posts]
Talk about anything.
Come at me drawanon!
No.3065
>>3052
>Preparing for BBQ
Okay, I guess I'll just check on the thread really quic-
OH MY GOODNESS.
No.3066
>>3064
Damn, didnt think that would archive that quick.
No.3067
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No.3068
Goodness, all this mayo can't be a good thing.
No.3069
Who will be the next person to be drawn? Place your bets!
No.3071
I was so scared everyone was gone forever and I would never be able to get my lewd on!
No.3072
Mr mayonnaise artist strikes again it seems.
No.3073
>>3064
Forgot to add,
>>3052
Thats ALOT of condiments
No.3075
>>3071
We have threads specific to that.
Amity would want to show you~.
No.3076
>posting with your names
>when a draw anon is on the loose
No.3078
>>3076
Soon it will be your turn Kotomine!
No.3079
>>3076
I don't mind~
Also, Annon? Is that you? I'm gonna keep guessing until I hit the nail.
No.3080
>>3075
I've looked around the lewdness, I like general chit chatty for now~
I will usually accept most invitations for lewdy lewds, I just enjoy being a flirty flirt with people
No.3081
>>3078
>implying you know who I am
No.3083
>>3069
I'm betting lewders get first crack.
>Krishna, Rosa, Amity
Who am I forgetting?
>Rosa with leather collar hype
No.3087
The fear of a thousand scarves is imminent.
No.3088
>>3080
All this cute!!
I might have to ask you!!
No.3089
I'm not lewd, but I kind of want art of me This just struck my head..
No.3090
No.3091
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No.3093
>>3088
Someone needs to save copies of the art and post them on the drawfriend thread
No.3094
>>3088
Heh n_n
>>3090
Hai, as in "I'm being a dorky weab and speaking a single Japanese phrase" yes
No.3097
No.3098
>>3092
People being forced to eat mayonnaise.
No.3099
>>3097
That's awfully lewd
>>3098
>forced
No.3100
>>3097
did you post them? on the draw thread
No.3101
>>3099
I was trying to preserve what "purity" they like to uphold.
No.3103
>>3100
Sure……..2 seconds.
I won't post senpai's.
No.3113
>>3106
>tfw based annon saved me
>tfw i'm safe from the lewdness
No.3114
No.3115
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>>3106
I went into a completely different and kinda weak character editor just to make this
I-I kinda like chronomancy so that's the bullshit coming out of my hand
Anti-lewd defense brigade has arrived
No.3116
>>3113
But just for the time being, right?
No.3118
>>3115
What a marvelous idea for anti-lewd, Scarfu~!
No.3120
>>3115
CRAAAAWLIIIIING IIIIIN MMMYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
No.3121
>>3119
They will find you.
And they will draw you.
No.3122
>>3121
I'd like to see them try
No.3123
>>3120
THESE LEEEEWDS THEY HURT MY FEELLSS just kill me now, that editor needs better facial expressions. They look too baby-like and having black eyes was the only way to make it look remotely decent to me And I made the cape all tattered because Artorias
No.3124
>>3119
>>3122
Not even the grail can purge this lewd
No.3125
Even if you hide you won't be safe.
No.3126
>>3124
Do your worst draw anon :^)
No.3127
>>3122
>tfw it will be Kirei's turn to eat mayo
No.3128
>>3123
Excellent taste friend
No.3129
>>3122
I hope you're behind 7 proxies :^)
No.3130
>>3126
>>3095
How quickly you forget.
No.3131
>>3123
If they make art of you I'll stab them in the pagina
No.3133
>>3131
I certainly hope they would respect Scarfu enough not to
No.3135
>>3130
>implying you read that post before it was deleted
No.3137
>>3135
>implying I'm not the one who made it
No.3140
>>3131
H-hey now, there's no need for violence.
No.3141
>>3133
As do I…I-I have to go now because I'm being forced by some friends to go bowling.
I'll be back later, try to defend the anti-lewd fort while I'm gone A-and please, drawfag, spare me
No.3142
>>3113
Don't you want to join in? Just say your name, show your face… we can have so much fun together.
No.3146
>>3142
EAT SHIT ANTI-LEWD FAGS
No.3148
No.3149
>>3141
Bye Scarf-chan!
>>3142
Oh my!! It's a good thing I'm not bi.
No.3150
>>3141
You take care and enjoy your bowling~
No.3151
I'm bi and even I regret not just telling him who he is.
No.3152
>>3142
NOT EVEN THE PRIEST IS SAFE
No.3154
>>3142
A- Atleast it's not me….
No.3156
>>3123
Dont make art of my Scarfu and I wont eat your arms off
No.3158
>>3142
Not even my anti-lewd priest barrier works!
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No.3160
>>3142
Holy fuck, this board is amazing
No.3161
>>3158
NONNY, DELETE YOUR POST NOW!!
No.3164
>>3161
It's too late for her, it looks like I shall be the only pure grill on this board
No.3166
>>3164
>mfw I'm still a pure gril
Lol no
No.3168
>>3165
You know all, Miss Styles
No.3169
>>3164
>implying you aren't the lewdest grill of them all
No.3170
>>3166
Show me proof that i'm not pure because I don't see anything lewd about me :^)
No.3171
>>3165
Know what?!?! You know nothing Miss Styles!
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No.3172
>>3163
YOU GOTTA HIDE OR THAT LEWD PERSON WILL PUT…..UH, MAYO ON YOU!!
No.3173
No.3175
No.3176
>>3171
Aha!!
But I know all Annon!!
I have proof~ >>3168
No.3179
>>3178
>Kotomine has lewds on his computron
No.3181
>>3178
MY ANTI LEWD PRIEST BARRIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY YEMI-CHAN!
No.3183
>>3178
STOP POSTING LEWDS OF SENPAI!!!
THIS IS LITERALLY KILLING ME!!!!
No.3184
Fear not everyone, I have deleted that indecent picture. I merely saved it to post it here and prove a point.
No.3186
>>3184
That indecent image has stained your history forever.
Much like how that mayo had stained your chest.
No.3187
Something bout mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is gross
No.3189
>>3186
Kotomine Rule 34 already existed before this. Atleast my character has not been stained by the lewdness :^)
No.3191
>>3187
YES I AGREE
IT'S A LOW TIER CONDIMENT!!
No.3192
>>3191
But I like Mayonnaise with my food, I love it in wraps! Do you not like it Yemi-chan? That's saddening.
No.3193
>>3189
You say that, but…
>>3142
>Atleast my character has not been stained by the lewdness
You tempt powers greater than you know.
>inb4 board admin tells drawfag who you are
No.3194
>>3187
It's good for coleslaw and potato salad, nothing else.
No.3195
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No.3196
>>3192
Do you actually like mayonnaise, or are you just saying that for lewd purposes?
Also, don't ask senpai such lewd questions!!!
No.3197
>>3194
I have a legitimate love of potato salad.
It is my ultimate food-weakness.
No.3198
>>3192
NO, NO!!
I LIKE MAYONNAISE, WE SHOULD GET SOME WRAPS LATER AND PUT TONS OF MAYO ON IT!!
No.3199
>>3196
No seriously, I legimately like Mayonnaise! I'm not saying it for lewd purposes. I'm surprized no one actually likes real mayonnaise.
No.3200
>>3198
Yemi-chan are you feeling okay?
No.3203
>>3197
Well it just so happens that I can make a pretty awesome potato salad, I would love to share it sometime.
No.3204
>>3200
YES, OF COURSE!! WHY WOULDN'T I?
THIS IS HOW I USUALLY ACT!! YOU'RE NEW, SO YOU DON'T KNOW ME THAT MUCH!!
HAHAHA
No.3205
>>3195
You haven't accounted for the admin already knowing, though.
He could be drawing you right now.
No.3206
Į̧̃̐̐̇̈̐ͫ̓̑̇ͣ̓͘҉̙̗̩͔̺̕ͅt̷̛̖̠̼̠̄ͪ̈́̅͋̇̄ͧ̊̆͗̀͜ͅ ̨̛͔̙͉̬̥̠͍͓͓̙̯̋ͥͫ̒ͫͬ̅̉̓ͤ̓ͬ̊ͣ́͘s͙̞̳̩̝̳̼̙̞̜̲ͥͯͪ͛͂ͮ̂̂̃͑ͦ̋͛̋ͯͩ́̚͜eͧ̐͐ͧ̂ͫͤ̈́̆̎̉͌ͤ̚̚҉͖̺̝͖̖͞e̶̛̩̫͚̘̞̮͕̙̹̣̯̝̜̲̝̲̼͓ͩ̓ͫ̂ͧͮ̀̃ͩ͒͊̎̓ͯ̑̐̀́m̴̵̢͔͓͉̻͖̂͐̉͆͆ͬ̆ͬ̇̂́̆ͩ͑̃̒ͩ͟s̴̴̠̟̤̝̦̟̞̞̪̣̗͕͕͙̊́͌̄ͨ̃͗͗̾͝͡ ̔͐ͦ̒̉͊͋͐͗̓ͫ͐̈́̈̋ͮ̅҉̴̬̹̟̠̖̕͘t̴̢̘̯͙͍̭͛̿ͥ̂͛̄ͪͪͤ̇̔ͥ̂ͨ͒͋ͥ̀̀h͐͑ͩ͐ͨ͊͂ͤ̓̌̈́̏͑̆̽ͧ̀̋͜͏̛̜̹̞̘̞̗͘͘e̙̻̭̣͂͌̓͐ͭ̅͌͒̎̎͂͂̇͑͐̍ͮ͘͢͡͞ ̴̸̱̣̳̞̼̟͋̔ͭ̓ͯ̑͒̿̈͋ͦͥ́ͮ͆̚͘d̢̙̭̗̠̗͉͔͉͇͖͕̭͉͕̫̙̺̻͋̂̊͛̑͆̾͑̈́͋ͬ́ͭ̈͊̒̀͋ͥ́͜͟͢r͋̐̉̽ͤͥ͆̊͏̝̼͖͉a̵ͪ͛̍͂ͫ͛ͩ͂͑̕͏̞̥̥̪̭̣̯͎̥̟̼̦͈̠̲̱̩w̶̢̤̬̗̰̳̳̙̱̣͉̗͎̙ͨ̓̆ͫ̍ͩ̍͒͆̕ ̏̊̍̋͂ͨͪ͏̫̞͙́̕ͅå̸̉͋ͧ͌̋̑͐͏͍̩͕͍͇̳̖̮͉ͅͅn̷̯̯̝̖̗͇̘̤̟͛̒̍̏ͭ̇ͫͤ̐̅̀̚̚͟͝o̢̜̭̪͈͂͛̓͋͐ͨ͛ͣ́̀͛ͭ̀̕͠n̷̨̦̟̠͓͙͇̩͓̮̳̲̣̬ͥͤ͐ͤ͗ͦͯ̑̀ͯ̐̇ͭ̕͠ ̴͖̝̗̜̠͍̜̹̮̰̖̗̫̱̲̟̦̿̓ͪͬ͒̾̐ͮ͗̆͗̊̊́̚͟ḩ͕̙͇̩̮̞͔̹̯̺̹̍ͦͨ̏̎ͣ̐̒̍̄͞͞ąͯͥ̽͂ͬ͝͏̻͍͇̦̫s̶̨͚̗̘̮̖͍̳̗͈͔̫͙͛̒̄̾̇̃͌ͩ̐̔ͥͤ̀̾͒͞͠ ̷̱̣̩̫̫͎͕̖͔̝͔͊́ͤͭ͂̈́͐̎̔̓ͯ͋̚͠ͅr̢͙̫̺̋̄ͤ̈̃̄̑͆ͮ͆̚͡e̷̛ͪ̈́̂̊̏͏̩̝̦͓͉̬͈̥̲ͅͅḷ̡̨͙̦̜̯̱̜͕̖̹̣̮̞͕͒͑ͩ̀͞ę̷̸̴͎̤͍͙̜̥͈̗̲̄ͮ́̆͛ͩ̓̈͋̈̎ͣ̉̑̓̎̈̽ͧ͜n̸̘̲͎̹̜̻̣̩͎̮̱̯͚͈̞̆͒̊ͮ͌ͥ̽ͦ̕͢͜ţ̶̪̪̲̻̱̩̖͍͉͍̯͍̤͈̬ͩͥ̌͆͜͞e̵̱͓̤̗̖͎̺̺̹̪̫̟̱̠͓̮͎̻̒̍̉͂́̇̇ͯ̃͜͟ͅd̢͙͈̻̼̙̗̮̰̘̮̠͈͌̃ͨ̓̎͐̔͘͜͞…͌̄ͬ̀̓͏͔̘̫̩̤̜͉͈̩̗̀ ̟̫̥̞̣͚̯̤͇̩̩͇̙̤͉͔̠͚̰ͦ̽̈͑ͫ̾̑̄̕͞L̸̓ͤ̄̉̈̌̌ͧ̍̍ͣ̆ͮ̽͏̵̷̧̭̭̹̭ę̵̛̃ͥ̇͒̔̓ͮ̑͒̒̃̅̉ͫ̕҉̥̜̖̮̖̙̠͕̠̰̠̗̦͇̤̠̦̰w̷̨̛ͪ̊͛̌ͭͦ̍͏̡̣͉̬̤̙͓̗̠̙͚͙̬̯͍̯ͅd̛̿͐ͨͬ͆ͫ͑͆ͫ̇̓ͯͤ̕͠͏̜̟̟̜̺̻͈̼̪͕͕͓n͒̇ͪ̌͋̏͌̍ͥ͏̘̠̟̗̹͕̺̦̘͔̪̲̻͇̗̱̟̹̗͝e̶̵̢͐ͫ͛ͨ̓҉̳͖̲͖̪̕s̉̉̃͊̑ͦ̿̓ͧͨ͊́҉͈̻̜̠͈̳͔͇̦̯̗̝̖̺͕̩s̴̷̺̠̮͙͎̭̙͖͕̖̟̯̱͍̯̭ͮ̈̿̈̃͗͂̌͒͆͌͌ͫ͛͡͠ ̨̊ͮ̒́͋͌̍͂ͨ̋ͫ̑̀́ͯ҉̝̹͇̼͕͟lͮ̍͐̾̔̔͏̵̢̲̟̰̫̼̝̪͚͍̲̪͉̙͈̟͜͞oͪ̌ͯͧ̑͢͝҉̸̧̝̗̝̭͈͕̤̪̗̲͉̼s̮̳̰̤̦̖̰̤̥̤͈̣͚̘̠̼̞͚̉ͤ̑ͫ̋̆͐͐̑ͤ͡ͅe̢̡̡̙̭͚̖̠͎̝̳̎̾̏̆ͩ͊̃͗ͣ͌̔͡s̡͔̦͔͚̜͓͐͑̇ͮͨ͒ͧ̑̽̂ͤ̈ͣͩ͐̊̋̚̕ ̋ͮ̒̂̂͜͞͠͏̧͖̺̦̰̰̙̥̪ŷ̵̟̖̙̫͓͔̭̟̠̥͍̺ͯ̇̒̀ͧ́̇͛̊͗̈́́͘͞ḙ̷̡̱̩͇̝͍̺ͫ͐ͨ̎͛̋͗͐̋ͅt̨͇̳͍͖͇̲̮͙͉͇͚͐̽̂̃̔́̇͒͗̂̒̚̕͜͠ ̨̛͚͙̼̮̯̘̬͕̜̯͉͈̻̤̗̳̟̤̖̅͑ͭ̚̕͜͢a̙͍͕̝̟̻̝̗̭̣̠̩͍̙̤̲̹͋̒͌ͫ͊̏͗͑ͥ̒ͩͨͣ͝ͅg̷̘͎̠͍̫̗̜͇̭͖͋̋ͦ̆ͭͬͤ̕ă̸̴̞̦̺͖̗͍͉͖̺͔̩̠͔̭̻ͨ̓̍̕͝ͅi̵̷͓͎̖͖͉̪̤͙̬͕̪̭̎̂̒͂́̒ͪ̒ͮͩ̂͂͘͘ṅͨ͒ͯͪ͐҉̵̡̦̟͓͔̦͕̦̻̟͈̻̘̪̣̘͎̻̱̟̕!̵̛ͦ̅̀̍̆͑̆́̌̈͆̏̋͆̓ͮͩͩ̌͏̲̞̟͍̥̼̝͚͚̱͙̹̹͚͎̩̗̹͞ͅ
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No.3207
>tfw you want your character to be drawn but not lewd
No.3208
No.3209
>>3199
I actually can't have it, it makes me ill……
It's gutting because every fast food place assumes you want it so I always have to specify.
Otherwise I don't get dinner.
>>3204
This is not how my senpai usually acts!!!
What's wrong?!?!
No.3210
>>3203
That sounds wonderful.
Lots of red onions and dill and hot sauce and and and
No.3212
>>3207
I should practice drawing so I can go on lewding art sprees.
No.3217
>>3216
>>3204
>>3198
It's okay if you don't like Mayo. There's other things we can put on food~
No.3218
>>3216
Don't make fun of senpai!!!
No.3219
>>3210
I put boiled eggs and olives in mine, how does that sound?
No.3220
>>3219
I keep mistaking you for Styles but then I see the christian cross.
No.3221
You know drawfag has no power over anyone if its mayo, right?
No.3222
>>3219
>>3220
We're like sisters!!
One just happens to be heinously raunchy……
No.3224
>>3219
Ohh I love eggs in potato salad, too~
Not crazy about olives but certainly appreciate the flavour they are able to add in certain situations n_n So I wouldn't be opposed to a few black olives.
Oh, and bacon. And mass amounts of cracked pepper. And more dill.
No.3225
The lewdness has been dispelled, carry on.
No.3226
>>3224
Just take out everything except the bacon and I'm game.
No.3227
>>3220
S-sorry
>>3222
That would be nice.
>>3224
I usually put both black and green olives, but I can omit the green ones if you don't like them
No.3228
Okay…..I'm good.
Let's just drop the whole mayonnaise thing.
No.3229
>>3225
…for now
>>3226
Well we can make you bacon salad, in which it's just bacon
>>3227
Green olives can be used, if you'd like n_n
No.3230
>>3228
>drop the whole mayonnaise thing
Was that intentional, Yemi?
No.3231
>>3230
I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
No.3232
This went worse than expected.
Yemi is beast as fuck though.
>>3230
I'm glad I'm not the only one that got something out of that.
No.3233
>>3227
It would be, Let's make it official!!
>>3229
Mmmmmm…….bacon……..
Now I want a bacon sandwich……
>>3230
Please don't bully the senpai!!
No.3234
>>3231
I'm pretty sure there are several lewd things that phrase can be taken to mean.
No.3235
No.3236
>>3228
-cling- I'm glad you're feeling better now Yemi-chan!
No.3237
Seems like things went way quiet.
No.3239
>>3237
There is no more lewdness to cause panic so things have died down…
No.3240
>>3237
I guess everyone is just waiting for the next mayo delivery.
No.3241
>>3237
I never got doused in mayo and I'm disappointed.
No.3242
>>3237
Who are you? I didn't notice when you came in. Nice ribbon.
No.3243
>>3240
>>3241
There will be no more thankfully.
No.3244
>>3239
>>3240
>>3241
Did somebody say MAYONNAISE
No.3245
>>3243
As long as senpai is safe, I'm fine
Im playing unturned so sorry that I'm not active as much.
No.3246
>>3229
I'll let you give it a try~
>>3233
May I have a hug…. sister?
(Also I need to go for a bit, be back soon.)
No.3247
>>3242
Oh, why thank you~ n_n
I really like your hair.
No.3249
>>3206
>>3217
>>3222
>>3225
>>3243
Don't worry, as long as there are friends together, we can have fun!
No.3251
>>3242
Must you always go after the pure ones?
Save some for the rest of us!
>>3243
I doubt it…….maybe for today, but I can definitely see more in the future……
Hopefully no more of senpai, I don't know if I can take a second picture!
>>3246
Bye sis! *hugs*
By the way……..
Do you have a character sheet?
No.3254
>>3249
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
No.3255
>>3243
Father Kotomine-senpai will you please teach me to as pure and beautiful as you? I'm tired of giving in to the demons of lewdness and Mary jane…
No.3257
>>3249
Nonny, and Styles-chan……..
*faints*
No.3258
>>3249
Holy shit.
Rosa X Styles.
You glorious bastard.
No.3260
>>3249
B-B-BUT THAT'S NOT SENPAI!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
No.3261
>>3258
"What are filenames?"
No.3262
>>3258
That's Annon on the left m8
No.3263
>>3261
Yeah I read it after posting
I'm half afk here
No.3265
Well this has been an interesting night, so far.
No.3269
>Everyones gone quiet……
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!
STOP IT!!!!
No.3270
>>3269
I'm thinking about what I'm going to practice drawing tomorrow.
No.3271
>>3269
I'm just quiet because everyone is else quiet
No.3272
>>3270
Where'd my name go, someone might take me for the drawfag saying that.
No.3274
>>3271
I wonder why?……..not.
>>3272
I almost did……
No.3275
>>3274
for all you know rebis is the drawfag
No.3278
>>3276
That's um, kind of interesting. Around your mouth, I mean.
No.3280
>>3275
I really wish I was.
No.3281
Another one bites the dust… who /pure/ here?
No.3283
>>3275
*gasp*
Nah, I wouldn't assume she would be so cruel as to draw me with someone besides senpai.
>>3278
Didn't you know? Alei has a habit of biting his lip around cute girls~
No.3285
>>3283
I thought it was someone's menstrual blood.
No.3288
>>3283
I did not know that~
No.3289
>>3285
Oh Rebis, U so crazy…….
No.3290
>>3285
Hmm….
>>3283
Styles's please.
>>3278
It's not really.
No.3291
>>3290
I'll trust you… this time!
No.3292
>>3286
I don't know what that look means but it's adorable.
>>3289
What? Menstrual blood is of value in some spiritual teachings, equivalent to the male semen.
No.3293
>>3292
It's just the look I give to those who kinda pique my interest on the cute scale
No.3294
>>3291
Do I come across as untrustworthy?
>>3292
I feel like you're trying to bring about an image of me with menstrual blood on my face in place of semen.
No.3296
>>3293
Just for the record, I'm a guy. People tend to miss that.
>>3294
Wasn't my intention but don't worry, it's nice.
No.3297
>>3252
Of course! There's still so many people to please.
No.3298
>>3292
I don't know how to reply to that……..have you been using semen in voodoo rituals again?
>>3293
C-cute…….
No.3300
>>3297
OH GOD, I FINALLY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
No.3303
>>3297
HE'S STILL HERE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also, thats sexy as fuck.
Seriously though, please stay away from the senpai's
No.3304
>>3297
And it continues. Guess I'm pulling an all nighter.
No.3305
>>3297
You are the best.
>>3296
Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up.
>>3295
No.3306
>>3303
Who are your senpais?
No.3307
>>3296
Still cute.
>>3298
Thanks~ n_n You too~
No.3308
>>3306
If you're the draw-anon, then I'm not saying!!
No.3309
>>3306
You may defile this innocent girls, but you will never EVER get me… :^)
No.3310
No.3312
>>3310
If you knew me, then you would know anyway!
So I'm still not saying!
No.3313
>10000 hours in mspaint
Something to remember the draw rampage by.
Honestly pretty shit. If someone wants to do their own version, go right ahead.
No.3314
>>3312
Oh no, I know you like Yemi, but who's the other senpai?
>senpai's
No.3315
>>3313
nice image for ants :^)
No.3316
No.3317
>>3314
Draw anon do you even have a character on this board? Also it's useless you won't find out who they or I are :^)
No.3319
>>3314
I only have one, but other people have theirs.
No.3320
>>3315
Do I detect some saltiness?
Perhaps the same flavor as that mayo you are so generously covered in?
No.3322
>>3320
Talk to me when my character is "covered in mayo" :^)
No.3324
>>3313
>you take care and enjoy your bowling~
Seems like an odd addition
No.3327
>>3297
>Goes to help roommate with couch
>gets back
DELETE IT
Although I hate the picture, nice additon of the scar
No.3328
>Just a routine clear out mission while we wait for Ellie to heal up for a big operation
>things don't start out smoothly
>Yemi gets put in a bad position
>an enemy jumps behind her while she has 1 hp
>desperately try to have Styles save her with a head shot but she couldn't
>Yemi missed her point blank shot
>nothing I can do to stop what is going to happen
>Yemi gets killed in front of Styles and Styles freaks out and starts crying and shooting at it
NOPE, I can't play this game no mores.
No.3330
>>3328
Cute girls doing cute things. :^)
No.3331
>>3324
Oh fug
That whole series of posts were completely unbroken
No.3334
>>3328
This isn't what I signed up for!!
>>3332
STYLES-CHAN!!
*hugs*
No.3335
>>3331
Don't worry about it n_n
No.3336
>>3332
I didn't know they could fly!
>>3330
Y–yeah c-cute.
No.3338
Hey, girls! I'm home from work! What's goin' on-
Oh, sweet Lord Brahma.
No.3341
>>3338
DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
No.3342
>>3338
Yes, this thread has been quite the ride. Thankfully i'm still untouched.
No.3343
>>3338
h-hey, Krishna-chan…..
No.3344
File: 1433903769293.jpg (28.21 KB, 557x270, 557:270, The simple pleasure of cum….jpg)
>tfw missed opportunity
I shall add it to the next version of the thread bomb
No.3345
>>3338
Welcome to the domain of lewdness.
No.3346
I've been tainted…
Kill me..
No.3348
>>3346
>tfw still /pure/ masterrace
No.3349
oh you pitiful lewd souls
No.3351
>>3348
It learns humility or I post as it again.
No.3355
>>3350
>>3351
Too late…….
Also…STOP POSTING SENPAI!!
No.3357
Why are there lewds of characters being drawn?
No.3358
>>3357
Because it's wonderful~
No.3359
>>3357
You dun fucked up eliza, it's only a matter of time. Should have used a alias
No.3362
>>3340
THANK YA LAWD
>>3342
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3341
I CANNNOT NOT LOOK
>>3343
YEMI-CHAN YOU ARE LEWD AS FUCK AND I LOVE IT
>>3345
I AM HOME AT LAST
>>3346
NO YOU HAVE ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLANE OF BEING
>>3350
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But seriously, why do the fun threads always happen when I'm gone?
>>3350
No.3364
We need to make a /pure/ thread for those that haven't been tainted, who /pure/ here?
No.3366
>>3364
Wouldn't that just make you a target then?
No.3368
No.3371
>>3367
Fun and excitement!
No.3372
>>3359
>implying I haven't deleted all images of myself from this board
No.3374
No.3375
>>3367
NO STOP, DELETE THIS
No.3376
Oh dear me, a lot has happened in the short time I was away.
>>3251
A character sheet, you mean for the maid RPG?
No.3379
>>3367
I just got here myself. And apparently, mayonnaise is happening.
No.3380
>>3366
>implying we wouldn't use fake names
No.3381
>>3369
>>3374
>>3375
Is something wrong with the reply functions?
>>3376
Hey sis, and nah, I'm talking about one of pic related…….it helps establish a personality for your character.
You don't have to, but can I at least get your name?
No.3382
What posts are being deleted?
No.3383
>>3382
The ones where I abuse Kotomine.
No.3384
>>3382
Move along, nothing to see here.
No.3385
>>3382
I was also wondering that.
No.3387
>>3381
>>3382
Don't worry, that's just people messing with Kotomine.
No.3388
>>3384
Damn you, priest! I just got here! You are not ruining this for me!
No.3389
>>3380
Congregating makes you a target for the naked raging lewd horde.
No.3390
>>3381
Oh, no I don't have one, I suppose I can give it a go.
As for a name, I never really had one, people just used my steam name. Maybe I should think of one.
No.3392
>>3303
>>3305
Fuck you two, really
Yes I'm still freaking out over this because there is porn of me which is probably saved onto someones pc
>>3388
YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE!
No.3394
>>3393
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
No.3396
>>3392
They will also be fapping too it.
No.3397
>>3394
I was right here. :^)
No.3398
Thank you all my friends! It's always good to introduce someone new to me, I just want everyone to be happy.
No.3401
>>3392
Don't be angry, we're all targets here.
And please don't be rude to my Krishna!!
She's important to me!!
No.3402
>>3398
SQQQUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.3403
No.3404
>>3390
Find a girl name that you like and go with it. I just use the female version of my own.
>>3391
ENDORSE
LEWD
>>3392
Hey, Kiro-chan. You have a little mayo on your cheek. *licks it off*
No.3408
>>3403
TOO LATE FOR YOU NOW
No.3410
>>3398
>I get a detailed picture of me gargling mayo with someone other than senpai.
>Jane only gets a cumshrine.
This seems highly unfair.
No.3411
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG
No.3412
>>3410
I meant mayoshrine………
No.3413
No.3414
>>3404
Do I look like I want you to be lick me?
No.3415
>there is someone who has jerked off to you in this thread
>you probably had a nice friendly conversation with this person
No.3416
>>3401
Thanks, Styles-senpai! If it means anything, you look super cute in that pic with Mistress!
No.3418
>>3415
>tfw I haven't been fapped too
No.3420
>>3418
>tfw there will never EVER be a picture of yourself to be fapped to
No.3421
>>3416
That wasn't Rosa. That was Annon.
She posted in this thread, but she still doesn't post enough.
Exams must be keeping her busy.
No.3422
>>3414
[licking intensifies]
>>3415
>implying that bothers me
>>3418
I-I can fap to you, if you want me to, Alei-san…
N-Not that I want to… B-Baka…
>>3420
Rule 24, mang. It's just an inevitability.
No.3423
No.3424
>>3404
I'm used to everyone calling me Sy, if that isn't good enough I guess you can call me Cheryl if you want.
No.3425
>>3415
I certainly hope not. I barely know a small percentage of you gals.
No.3426
No.3427
>>3414
You shouldn't have asked that……..
>>3416
Y-you too…….
No.3428
>>3426
Shit. I meant 34. Sorry. It's tough typing with only one hand.
No.3429
>>3427
>>3422
You are giving drawfag ideas..
No.3431
>>3423
Even if that was me that's easily the tamest picture that's been posted.
No.3433
>>3429
As long as it's not senpai, or me with someone other than…… I have no qualms.
No.3434
>>3431
It sounded like it's only the beginning.
No.3436
>>3431
I'm betting it just gets worse from here.
No.3438
You know, it's funny the drawfriend leaves as soon as Krishna-chan, the lewdest person on this board, shows up.
I'm not implying that she's the same person, I just find it to be a bit ironic.
No.3440
>>3438
Krishna is so lewd she drains all of it from the surrounding area leaving nothing but purity.
No.3441
>>3438
I can see a group shot appearing……….
No.3442
>>3424
Okay, Cheryl-chan. Just make some pics in rinmaru and some of the other character creators and post. Look forward to /rp/ing with you!
>>3427
>>3433
*giggles and kisses cheek*
>>3429
>implying that isn't my intention
>>3430
*blushes*
>>3438
Fate is cruel, Yemi-chan.
>>3440
I'm basically a filter of sorts.
No.3443
>>3438
But the drawfriend newly appeared as I newly appeared on the board.
Everyone have their tinfoil hats ready?
No.3444
>>3443
It's not you. I can sense it with my third eye, trust me.
No.3445
>>3442
hehe…..thanks Krishna!
No.3446
>>3441
I don't like the sound of that
No.3447
>>3431
>>3434
You enjoyed it after all, see!
No.3448
>>3444
tfw two trips in a row
No.3449
>>3433
I dont want to be in any though..
>>3442
Why do you want lewds of me so much?
No.3451
>>3444
The mystical trips know all.
No.3453
>>3447
FINALLY
I HAVE TRENSENDED
No.3454
>>3447
I knew draw anon would deliver.
No.3455
>>3447
I-IS THAT JANE?!?!
Where are you getting all this mayo from?!?!
No.3456
No.3457
>>3447
So much mayonnaise.
No.3458
>>3455
Wait, I thought that was me.
SHIT!
No.3460
No.3461
>>3453
Sorry to break it to you, Krishna-chan…..
No.3463
>>3458
I assumed it's her because you have darker skin, and a larger parting in your fringe.
Sorry to sink your boat Kris…..
No.3464
>Return from bowling to all this lewd
>"Draw scarfu next…"
>Actually start shivering with fear
THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND AND ONE SCARVES
No.3465
how do you delete a thread
No.3467
Mighty lewd anon, can you please be based one more time and draw Krishna-chan.
She deserves it for being so lewd.
No.3468
>>3458
WHY DO YOU WANT THIS?
>>3464
I HAD NO WAY TO STOP THIS SCARFU! I'M SORRY!!
No.3469
>>3467
Seconded…….and be generous with the mayo~
No.3471
>>3468
WRONG PICTURE TOO! GOD DaMN YOU ALL
No.3473
>>3459
>>3465
rip
Better start scrubbing the taint off. It's already been around the block a few times.
No.3474
>>3460
>>3461
>>3463
It's okay. My time shall come soon.
>>3464
I look forward to fapping vigorously to your lewd imagery. I'll even use a scarf as my cumrag, just for you!
>>3468
BECAUSE I'M LEWD AS SHIT, SHERLOCK
>>3467
>>3469
Aww, thanks girls! You're the best friends ever! I hope my pic has all of us in it!
No.3475
>>3472
You're a pretty straightforward girl.
No.3477
>>3475
I don't beat around the bush.
No.3478
>>3476
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
No.3479
>>3474
>Aww, thanks girls! You're the best friends ever! I hope my pic has all of us in it!
You really do live up to your reputation……
No.3480
>>3477
>beat around the bush.
Ba-dum Tiss.
No.3481
>>3471
No need to apologize. It's not your fault
>>3474
The rage increases
No.3482
I want to be drawn but at the same time, I don't want to come off as an attention whore.
No.3484
>>3474
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD ENCOURAGE THIS FUCK SHIT
No.3485
>>3481
Scarf… this is the end for me…. You must not succumb to the lewd…. Survive…
No.3486
>>3482
I think I accidentally crossed that line like a half hour ago.
No.3487
No.3488
>>3485
You fool. You're only giving him more targets.
No.3489
>>3486
>>3482
>>3484
>>3481
Calm down girls, there's enough mayo to go around!!
No.3490
File: 1433907434303.png (Spoiler Image, 258.91 KB, 439x583, 439:583, Shingeki no Bully.png)
>>3485
That's what I intend to do. If I was home earlier I would've sacrificed myself just to prevent any more lewd drawings from happening. I'm sorry, father. I have failed thee as a knight
No.3491
>>3487
I've seen your sheet imposter
No.3492
>>3491
I lie on everything, even on my sheet!
No.3493
>>3489
All this mayo cannot be a good thing.
No.3494
>>3489
I don't even like mayonnaise
No.3496
No.3497
>>3494
I know, right?
What do you like to put on your food, Scarf-chan?
No.3498
>>3494
Mayo makes me sick, so I just have to pretend it's semen.
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.
No.3499
I first became aware of it during the physical act of love.
Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
I can assure you it has not recurred. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women. But I…I do deny them my essence.
No.3500
>>3489
I'll be honest. I don't like to eat mayo too often. It makes me fat. I'm more of an honey mustard girl myself.
But I'm willing to splerg a little tonight~
No.3501
>>3500
>honey mustard
Great taste in sauce
No.3502
>>3500
Excellent taste.
Also, I like a bit of love handle on my girls…..makes them easier to hold onto~
No.3504
>>3501
Thanks, Yemi-chan! What's your favorite sauce?
>>3502
L-Love handle? What's that?
No.3505
>>3497
It depends. I'm a fan of many kinds of spices and on some foods I'll add a bit of mustard. If it's things like chicken, I enjoy ketchup because I grew up on the stuff. Casual, but it adds a bit to it.
No.3506
>>3489
I-I dont want anymore…
No.3507
>>3505
Spices are the best~
No.3508
>>3504
I don't think I have a favorite. I just like anything that has a zangy taste.
>>3505
Nice. I put mustard on my sandwiches all the time.
I gotta go for a bit
No.3511
>>3504
Pic related.
>>3505
>>3507
>>3508
Who sweet onion here?
No.3512
>>3511
>sweet onion
Hot and spicy or smooth and mild. Never sweet.
No.3513
>>3508
I forgot to say goodbye to senpai!!!
Stay safe Yemi-chan.
No.3514
>>3511
Sweet onion is the greatest condiment to grace the planet, even though I'm all about spicy.
No.3515
>>3505
I used to like ketchup, but I can't stand it anymore. I think it's because I ate it all the time as a kid.
>>3506
You are not leaving this thread until you finish all your mayonnaise, young lady!
>>3507
I've grown up eating Indian food and I've grown accustom to potent spices. Also, chutney is a second best sauce.
>>3508
Zangy's good.
>inb4 drawfriend posts next pic while you're gone
>>3511
Oh! Looks painful!
Do it to me. And twist hard.
No.3516
>>3511
I usually don't put condiments on my sandwiches, but whenever I go to subway I get sweet onion oil.
No.3517
>liking sweet onion oil
I cannot fathom it.
No.3518
>>3514
Warriors love spicy food.
No.3520
>>3518
I don't know what kind of warrior you would classify me as
No.3521
I'm not really a sauce man.
No.3522
Is there anyone who's posted in the thread that hasn't been tainted…?
No.3523
No.3524
>>3507
Yeah. At college, I'd go to the deli and get a sandwich consisting of bacon, chedder, pepperjack, yellow mustard, and crushed red pepper. Occasionally, I'd add some pickled jalapenos on there to add to the spice~ Tasted fantastic!
No.3525
>>3521
I am
>>3522
I-I haven't.
No.3526
>>3512
You should try it on salad sandwiches!
It's the perfect compliment and I always have to get it at subway!!
>>3514
This girl knows her sauces~
I like you more and more!
>>3515
>Chutney.
I'm surrounded by perfect taste!!!
Also, are you trying to bring out the sadist in me Kris?
*Pinches your sides and squeezes hard while nibbling your neck*
No.3527
No.3529
>>3526
>salad sandwiches
Huh, I never thought about that. I focus on my meats and cheeses.
No.3530
No.3534
>>3522
I haven't. Then again, I haven't posted a picture of myself in here yet.
No.3536
>>3525
T-too cute!!!
>>3529
I usually mix a couple of different meats hehe, but make sure the salad doesn't go unloved.
>>3534
You do realise you're in other threads and you just posted your name didn't you?
No.3537
>>3536
I've also deleted those pictures of myself.
No.3539
>>3537
I have some pictures of everyone, but I won't post them.
Yet.
No.3540
No.3544
No.3546
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I just remembered this and it perfectly captures this entire thread.
No.3547
>>3522
So far, just me, Scarfu, Krystal, and Cheryl. But the latter hasn't even posted an image of herself yet.
>>3523
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tainted
>>3524
I work at a sandwich shop, we sell hot subs. I usually get a chicken sandwich with ranch, BBQ sauce, pickles, and crispy onions.
>>3526
My parents and I would make it from scratch out of tomatoes and all sorts of spices. We'd always make it when we made momo dumplings!
Ah! That hurts!
H-Harder, senpai~!
No.3548
It's so gross to see people eat raw mayo.
No.3549
No.3551
>>3548
>mfw I'm Canadian and we dip our fries in mayo
No.3552
It's so gross to see people eat raw mayo.>>3549
No.3553
>>3550
10/10 reaction image material
No.3555
>>3550
Can we make this a banner? Just have his face and the mayo.
No.3556
Mayo is only good with tuna and rice
No.3558
>>3556
Tuna salad
Egg salad
Potato salad
Potato and egg salad
Mmm
No.3559
>>3558
Don't forget banana sandwiches!
Also, this may sound weird but I like to dip my corndogs in chocolate pudding.
No.3562
>>3559
I feel like mayonnaise and bananas don't go together too well.
No.3563
Everyone ought to be happy… But some people are avoiding the fun! Won't you all introduce me to your friends who haven't shown their faces? Then they can join in!
No.3564
>>3559
I sometimes eat corn chips with mustard. It's surprisingly amazing
No.3565
>>3558
Alright, you got me there. It's also pretty good if you put mayo on corn and put sprinkle parmesan cheese on it.
No.3566
>>3563
check the epicmafia thread in the catalog there's a bunch of qt's waiting to meet you in the latest link that was posted!" :^)
No.3567
>>3559
I find that disturbing, yet seems mildly tasteful
>>3563
Merry Christmas Krishna..
No.3568
>>3563
it's happening again
No.3570
>>3547
I love chutney on hot foods!!
It's my favourite with chicken wraps and chips……
I would have loved to try some of your homemade chutney………
You know I would go further, but sadly, no ERP in general threads.
>>3550
>>3557
Someone needs to make these into banners.
>>3559
You are talking about food right?
>>3563
It was bound to happen eventually…….and it's hot as hell.
No.3571
>>3565
What an interesting idea!
No.3572
No.3573
>>3563
Welp, there we go.
I'm not even shocked because this is what Krishna-chan wanted.
No.3577
>>3563
>all that mayo
>all that luck
No.3578
>>3572
I meant add them to the banners at the top.
But yeah, I didn't notice that it was already made.
No.3579
>>3569
Scarfu, calm down..
No.3580
>>3571
Yeah, it changed how I eat corn on the cob. God bless those mexican dudes who sell corn on the street.
No.3581
>>3579
I'm perfectly calm for now
No.3582
>>3581
>Mfw no one is safe.
It's only a matter of time……
No.3583
>>3560
Improved version.
>>3564
I've eaten corn chips with apple sauce. It's the shit.
>>3567
See? It isn't so bad!
>>3568
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPENING
>>3569
AND YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
>>3570
Let's put a rain check on that. I want ot enjoy this thread.
>>3573
This and being in a thread-wide orgy with everyone is all I ever wanted~
>>3577
Don't worry. I'm sure drawfriend will give you shittons of mayo
No.3584
>>3581
Just don't get to worked up..
If this was a rp thread shit would be going down
No.3585
>>3580
I buy my corn from farm stands in Canadian Tire parking lots
No.3587
>>3582
We'll see about that~
>>3583
Not too fond of apple sauce, honestly. Even as a little kid I hated the stuff. Might give that a shot at some point though. Taste buds change as you grow up, y'know?
No.3589
>>3584
>tfw you forget the pic all the time.
No.3591
>>3588
I can only assume that because we look so similar, my picture counts as a double whammy…….so you're probably safe.
No.3592
>>3583
Perhaps a bit too much of the happening.
No.3595
>Mfw 6am.
/ccrp/ is a hell of a drug……..
No.3596
We gonna get drenched in mayo and ranch~?
No.3597
>>3596
Check the draw thread, the draw anon already got you..
No.3601
>>3597
I thought that was Annon?
No.3603
>>3597
That's Annon in that pic with Styles.
No.3604
Are you okay? You look like you have some tears flowing…
No.3605
>>3596
Mistress! Cheating on Alei-san, are you? Maybe I should take him for myself! That'll teach you!
No.3608
>>3605
Who do you think is the one coating me in this rich thick spunk? And I want it right here~
No.3609
>All these lewds
>Everyone wants more
No.3610
>>3601
>>3603
There's one with rosa and alestier
No.3613
>>3610
Ahh the couple pic, I thought you meant there was a RAUNCHY MAYO covered one of Rosa.
No.3615
>>3613
>>3614
Oh, that's what I thought too………
Disappointing……..
No.3616
No.3619
Dear Lord, please forgive these lewd artist sinners for their transgressions. Amen.
No.3621
>>3608
>>3618
This is my OTP
No.3622
>>3618
Hey~
>>3621
You have good taste.
No.3623
>>3619
A- atleast one of us is still pure… I have succumbed to the lewdness but you and scarfu must avenge me and keep on fighting lewdness..
No.3626
>>3615
Just wait, there's gonna be an image of Alei-san giving Mistress a big ol' jar of mayo soon enough.
>>3618
O-Oh! Alei-san! F-Forget what I said a while ago! I-I was just kidding! You and Mistress make a lovely couple! Ahahahaha!
>>3619
Resistance is futile. You shall be assimilated.
No.3627
>>3622
but he's supposed to read books with me
No.3629
I didn't think this would end up being so… I can't think of the word.
No.3630
Woah.
These generals are really picking up quite fast.~
No.3631
>>3623
Even if I am tainted, I will fight knowing the pain of impurity. Even lewd cannot stop my just cause! I will always fight on the side of purity, hypocrisy or no!
But for now, I remain pure of heart!
No.3633
>>3627
Looks like you're gonna have to find your own library to take a peek into~ This one's being rented
>>3626
Oh don't worry, I'm going to take excellent care of him and his gorgeous hair.
No.3635
>>3631
Scarfu please lay low, you're just causing bait for him to use.
No.3636
Hey guys, what's going on i- . . .
Oh . . .
Well . . .
Is this a bad time to say hi?
No.3637
No.3638
Take your bets people……..
Who's the mayo delivery man gonna visit next?
>>3636
Not at all! Good morning Verevi!
No.3639
>incoming cat fight while waiting for lewds
No.3640
>all these new faces I didn't see earlier
No.3641
>>3633
well your rental period is over miss
No.3642
>>3633
That was a very clever line.
>>3636
It's the right time.
No.3643
>>3636
Protect yourself, lest you are swept up in the Lewd Tempest!
No.3644
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>>3629
Lewd?
>>3630
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>3631
That comment kinda reminds me of Space Pirate Sara. Good shit.
>>3633
T-Thanks.
Can you save a lock for me?
>>3635
The Drawfriend is all-seeing.
>>3636
Hi, I'm Krishna! Nice to meet you! Stick around and maybe you'll get drawn eating mayo!
>>3638
20 bucks on Scarfu!
No.3645
I will seriously be upset if my character gets posted lewdly.
No.3646
Wait, what's the image limit on these threads?
No.3647
Should I adopt a name? I posted here quite a few times with different characters but always as Anon.
No.3648
>>3634
Yo.~
>>3633
Mistress Rosa! Did you see my battle in the bloodsports arena?~
>>3644
Hm, oh boy what?
I'm feeling spunky today Kiss Krishna, so don't think of trying anything!
… I mean Miss Krishna! Dammit!
No.3651
>>3647
Do it. It helps to be closer to the community.
No.3652
>>3642
You're really not helping the situation………
>>3646
750 max posts, no image limit.
>>3644
>Space pirate sara.
Good taste~
Also, I'll double or nothing that bet!
No.3654
>>3641
Are you trying to challenge me?
>>3648
Perhaps your services are going to be required…I don't have time to deal with little girls playing high-school mind-games around my boy.
No.3656
>>3645
Are you in the watch2gether right now? If so your fucked :^)
No.3657
>>3644
I hate mayo, though.
>>3643
Peace, Sister, I was planning on doing so anyway after . . . whatever happened earlier
No.3661
>>3648
Oh, nothing in particular Nana-chan~
Also, did you say Kiss Krishna again? 'Cause I'm still up for that offer~
>>3649
ALL HAIL THE DRAWLORD
>>3652
So, you can post images even after the 750 limit? Is that how it works? Also, thanks!
>>3657
Well, get used to it 'cause there's gonna be a lot of it 'round here.
No.3664
>>3661
In the last general, there were 750 posts max, but you can post as many pictures as you want until.
No.3665
>>3663
I just want to be lewd sometimes
No.3666
>>3650
Yes, spunky!
>>3654
Of course, Mistress! I…
Wait, what high school mind-games are going on?
>>3658
Nothing much.~ Just hosted a little nice BBQ. <3
>>3661
… Hurgh.
Did you see my fight? Say anything more and I'll put you in a cast! <3
No.3667
>>3661
I-I want drawfriend to, love me…
No.3669
>>3659
>>3665
Too cute for average eyes………
No.3670
>>3666
I… like the sounds of spunky~
>>3669
Teehee
No.3671
>>3666
The hagged out librarian thinks that she could possibly take my boy from me.
No.3672
>>3665
Lewd is not good!
>>3666
>BBQ
Gimme gimme gimme!
No.3673
>>3664
Oh. I knew things were different here than on 4chan. I just wanted to be sure.
>>3666
I'll re-see it later. I'm watcing people die horriby right now.
No.3674
>>3672
Lewd is always good.
Now C'mere~
No.3677
I thought I was going to finish some Berserk chapters tonight…..
No.3678
>>3674
But I was just told lewd isn't good
No.3679
No.3680
>>3677
You don't get to finish anything! n_n
No.3681
>>3677
Don't worry, you have until your death to catch up to it.
No.3682
>>3679
How's part 4, 5, and 6, of Jojo?
No.3683
>>3670
… A-and nice to meet you too, Miss Krystal..
>>3671
Mistress… You're not implying I hit her with my mace, are you?
>>3672
I already promised to save some hotdogs for Karol!
>>3673
I don't think I'm paid enough to do corpse disposal…
>>3682
Four is GREATO.
Five is okay.
Six is quite intense.
Seven is the best.
No.3684
>>3676
Oooooooo………foreign……Je aime les filles exotiques~
>>3678
Lewd is definitely good, it makes life tastier…..
No.3685
>>3683
I can teach you that skill.
No.3686
>>3678
She lies.
Don't believe her lies
>>3674
>>3684
Stop trying to get people to the Lewd side.
Not everyone is as sex crazed as you.
No.3687
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>>3682
How's that liver of yours? Is it tasty?
No.3688
>>3686
Nonsense, everybody has their demons………it just takes a bit of groping to bring it out~
Would you like a demonstration?
No.3689
>>3687
n-now calm down, Krishna-chan. It was only a joke!!
No.3690
>>3683
And it's nice to meet you, Miss Nanashi.
>>3684
Well that depends on who is tasting what~
>>3686
Oh… but I am quite lewd….
No.3691
>>3675
I-I'm sorry, Scarfu, they broke me.. I don't as strong of will as you…
No.3693
>>3688
No!
Unless you want a boot to the face.
>>3690
Lord help you.
No.3694
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>>3688
Yes. Let us show her the benefits of being /lewd/.
>>3689
I just finished watching high schoolers get murdered hardcore. I have to wank my murder boner and you're gonna be my fap material!
No.3695
>>3690
I wouldn't mind a taste of you cutie………
>>3693
I've taken bigger things in the face~
No.3697
>>3694
>That entire sentence.
No.3698
>>3696
Scarfu please! I'll do anything, just forgive me!
No.3699
>>3695
. . . I'll admit, I kinda walked into that one.
>>3694
That would be very poetic if it wasn't completely insane.
No.3700
>>3695
I'm just a lowly sub, you know
No.3701
>>3694
>I just finished watching high schoolers get murdered hardcore. I have to wank my murder boner and you're gonna be my fap material!
Eh!?
No.3702
Alright, I'm heading off to bed.
I hope there will be some saucey stuff to read during breakfast.
No.3704
>>3702
Goodnight Sweetheart <3
No.3706
No.3708
>>3700
W-what do you mean by that?
No.3709
>>3685
A-aha. When it comes to being corpse clean up, I'll leave it to you, Mister Aleister.
Hopefully the Mistress won't be stacking up dead bodies any time soon… Remind me to stock up on air fresheners.
No.3710
>>3708
I can't imagine a second way of interpreting that
No.3711
>>3707
Oh is he now? Interesting to know~
No.3712
>>3697
I try my best.
>>3699
I prefer the term overly stabhappy.
>>3701
I wonder what Yemi-chan's kisses will taste when her blood is gushing out…
>>3702
Nighty-night!
>>3698
FUCK HER IT'S THE ONLY WAY
No.3714
>>3710
I meant I have no idea what that means…….
I can be a bit dense sometimes.
No.3715
>>3705
Please Scarfu, what do I have to do?
No.3716
>>3712
DON'T HURT MY SENPAI!!!
No.3717
>>3711
Not really. I just like to mess with him.
No.3718
>>3714
Oh, please don't worry.
I was just lewdly pointing out how much of a submissive I am
No.3719
>>3651
I wonder what name I should choose.
No.3720
>>3712
>I wonder what Yemi-chan's kisses will taste when her blood is gushing out…
>>3716
*clings onto you*
Protect me, Styles-chan…..
No.3721
Hah… First there was nympho Krishna, and now there's cannibal Krishna?!
No.3723
>>3719
Something derived from your own name, maybe.
I seriously looked up baby names.
No.3724
We need four more for mafia if anyone wants to join: https://epicmafia.com/game/4125723
No.3725
>>3720
Fufufufufu… Two yummy girls in front of me. I don't know who to dig into first!
>>3721
I like to keep things interesting.
No.3726
>>3715
Just relax, I'm not angry or disappointed
No.3727
>>3721
This is why Lust is a Deadly Sin
No.3728
>>3718
You seem awfully riled up~
>>3717
Ahhn, what a shame.
>>3721
Don't worry, I'll keep her in check~
>>3725
Sweetheart, are you going to be lewd in front of Mistress without having her permission?
No.3729
>>3718
Oh, you had me worried there……
I like them submissive~
Hope you like handcuffs and whips.
>>3720
I'll protect you senpai!!
>>3725
Stay away from my Yemi-chan, Kris!! She's mine!!!
No.3730
>>3726
But, y-you aren't even looking at me! I did something wrong and trying to apologize!
No.3731
Looks like things are slowly returning to normal.
No.3732
>>3728
I've been awfully riled up for quite some time, it's nice to meet you, Miss Rosa
>>3729
Handcuffs are a given. Whips are light but fun
No.3733
>>3731
As normal as things get around here.
No.3734
>>3732
I could always resort to spanking if you like that better~
No.3736
>>3725
You do keep things interesting, alright. Say, we should fight together as a team sometime in the Arena!
>>3727
E-er, I don't exactly have anything against lust…~
>>3728
Alrighty. Just remember, I'm always at your service.~
No.3738
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>>3728
Oh? You wanna get eaten too, Mistress? Just close your eyes and ignore any sharp pains in the torso area.
>>3729
Ahahahahaha! I'm gonna eat you, senpai! I'm gonna kill, then eat you! Then I'm gonna feed you to Yemi-chan and then kill and eat her too! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>3736
Maybe some other time. I'm pretty busy this week and I want to do something like that when I have a lot of free time.
No.3739
>>3734
Spanking and groping, oh my
No.3740
>>3738
Need I remind you who has control over your overly sensitive body…
No.3741
>>3738
Aw, okay. The battles are actually pretty short, depending on your luck.~
No.3742
>>3737
! I-um, you're sure you aren't angry?
No.3743
>>3738
Do what you want with me!
But leave my senpai out of this!!!
If need be, I'll give my life for her!!
No.3745
>>3741
I might check out the thread later, Nanashi-chan~! I might even use Kisekae for them too.
No.3746
>>3742
I'm never actually angry at least I try not to be
No.3747
>>3743
>>3738
Please don't fight you two.
No.3748
>>3743
That's some true loyalty right there.
Though I suspect it may not be for the best reasons.
No.3749
>>3745
Cool! Though, I'd hate to see pretty Yemi get hurt…~
No.3750
>>3740
I've found something better than sex, Mistress. And it's murder and cannibalism!
>>3743
I'll tell you what. If you let me kill you, I'll let Yemi-chan go. How's that sound? We have a deal?
>>3747
Stay outta this, Cheryl-chan! Or I'll get you next!
No.3751
>>3746
I-I'm sorry I acted out, I got overwhelmed..
No.3752
NEVER MIND, I WANT THE LEWD TO COME BACK.
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE!!
No.3753
>>3750
Is that so. . .
>>3752
So come here sweetheart~
No.3754
>>3750
>You
>Something better than sex
No.3755
>>3752
I… I wholeheartedly agree
No.3756
>>3739
I'll take this further tomorrow if you're on…….
But for now, I must sleep…….
>>3748
My feelings for senpai will always remain pure!!! I would swim oceans, scale mountains and brave the darkest pits for my Yemi-chan!!!
I even have her as my wallpaper.
>>3747
Relax sis, we have our squabbles, but we love eachother really……
Often physically~
>>3750
If that's what it takes, then do it!
As long as senpai is safe……
No.3758
>>3751
It's no big deal~
>>3752
[spoiler] TAKE IT BACK, SAMANTHA
TAKE IT BACK[/spoiler]
No.3759
>>3756
I imagine I'll be around~
Nighty night
No.3760
>>3750
That's a pretty big implication that you wont' kill her anyway
No.3761
>>3758
But it is a big deal! I let that idiot draw a picture of me and lewd took me over…
No.3762
>>3756
Sorry, I just don't want to see people I care about get hurt.
Sleep well.
No.3763
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>>3753
Yeah! Give it a try sometime! Maybe you can try it on Alei-san! I bet his ass tastes wonderful if you roast it a bit!
>>3754
I have to find new hobbies.
>>3756
Alright. Now hold still. *readies knife and…*
>>3752
*…dives for Yemi!*
WHY NOT BOTH?! AFTER I KILL YOU I'LL FUCK YOUR CORPSE, OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
No.3764
No.3766
>>3761
Just relax. I accept your apology, even if unnecessary.
No.3767
>>3763
*Slow-mo bodyguard dive*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seriously though, I need to go to sleep, I'll see you all tomorrow, and if anything happens to senpai, I'll never forgive you
No.3768
>>3763
AHHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
No.3769
>>3766
Might be a bad time to ask, but can I have a hug?
No.3771
>>3769
-shivers heavily and opens arms slightly- S-sure…I-I guess
No.3772
>>3763
>>3767
>>3768
Can Miss Styles save her senpai? Will Yemi-chan survive this bizarre encounter? What the fuck is going on in this thread?!
Find out NEXT TIME! SAME RP TIME, SAME RP CHANNEL
No.3773
All this stabbing and cannibalism and death is kinda making me think it's time to go to bed.
It's 2:30 and I have to be up in 6 hours anyways
No.3774
>>3772
No one knows what's going on in the thread anymore
No.3775
>>3774
I'm legitimately lost
No.3776
>>3771
*I grab you and pull you close, holding you tightly to my chest*
I told you I'd get a real hug..
No.3777
>>3774
Yeah, I'm in the middle of all this, and I don't understand what's happening.
No.3778
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.
Seriously this time.
I'll leave you all with a present~
No.3779
>>3773
Sleep well, Krystal.
… Please don't leave me with the rest of the crazies…
No.3780
>>3777
I was tracking up to the cannibal part
Kinda got away from me at that point.
No.3782
>>3776
Y-yeah, very nice. Y-you can let g-go now…!
No.3783
>>3779
I… I'm sorry, Miss Nanashi…
Thank you for the good night wishes, I hope you have a pleasant night as well~ Please stay safe
No.3784
>>3779
I'm not crazy, am I?
No.3785
>>3784
…I certainly don't think so…
It was a pleasure meeting you, Miss Rosa. Please take care of yourself and have a good night~
I'm off to bed.
No.3786
>>3774
>>3777
>>3780
I was just making it up as I went and it just kinda ended up like this.
I should join an improv group.
Also, if someone could make >>3694 into a fancy quote, I would be very happy.
No.3787
>>3782
Uh.. I-yeah ok.. *I let you go and step backwards*
No.3788
>>3786
So can you stop trying to murder me?
You're scaring me, Krishna-chan.
No.3789
>>3783
It's fine, no need to apologize.
… Guess it's just you and me tonight, Macy…~
>>3784
Of course not! Unless you mean crazy in love.~
No.3790
>>3787
I-I'm sorry, it's just…y'know hugs and people and me and I-I'll stop…
No.3791
>>3784
You seem to have all your mental faculties to me.
>>3786
No.3794
What's going on in this thr-…oh lawd….
No.3795
>>3794
There is a lot wrong with this thread.
No.3796
>>3788
I'm sorry, Yemi-chan. I just got carried away in the moment, is all! I would never eat you! At least not in the literal sense, anyway.
C'mere! *hugs Yemi*
>>3791
>>3793
noice
>>3794
You don't know the half of it, sister.
No.3798
>>3790
I wish you were more open to love..
No.3799
>>3789
I-i Wouldn't say that just yet… I really like him and all and…o-ohgoshhe'ssohandsome…
>>3798
She's a silly virgin
No.3800
>>3796
You had a sanity slippage for a good 20 minutes. I don't even think you know the half of it
No.3801
>>3799
So am I! Is there something wrong with that?
No.3802
>>3796
y-yeah…..
I'm going to go cry in a corner for awhile if anyone needs me.
No.3803
All of you need to change your ways! I have reformed and have seen the lewd-free light! Things shall chan tomorrow! A new purity warrior has been reborn!
No.3805
>>3803
You have big fat cat tats and wanna shake your bosom around to the lewdies.
No.3806
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>>3798
Sometimes I wish the same thing…makes everything excruciatingly difficult at times
No.3807
>>3799
Oh, Mistress. Your face is a bit red. Do you need a glass of water?~
>>3803
I'll be here with napkins in case you wet yourself again.~
No.3808
>that feel when being shy and not sure what to talk about
>or what to make a thread about
i can't find my beanie either…
No.3809
>>3803
You shouldn't slip into the lewd in the first place.
>>3805
Stop enticing her.
No.3810
>>3800
I'm quirky like that. It's part of my charm~
>>3802
Y-Yemi-chan… I'm sorry, okay? I was just joking! It was all in good fun, right?
>>3803
I'll give you until tomorrow night.
>>3806
You twp should hook up. Not even for the lewd. We need more OTPs.
No.3811
>>3806
When the moment is right, I'll show you, my pure knight
No.3812
>>3803
Nurai.. I'm so proud of you….
No.3813
>>3810
Can it
>>3803
I still remain untainted, so there's one less problem~
No.3814
>>3807
I need a glass of Aleisters thick salty cum- I MEAN JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MESS ON THE FLOOR, I THINK YOU SHOULD CLEAN IT UP MAID!
No.3815
>>3810
>We need more OTPs
>More OTP's
>More "One true parring"
Wut
No.3816
>>3810
I don't think it's charming when you might kill me at any moment, just because.
>>3812
I can't believe you actually saved one of them, Father. Then again, I guess that's what you do. Still, let's me think there is still hope for them yet.
No.3818
>>3810
Krishna-chan, you really scared me. I thought I'd have to do something drastic….
I don't know if I'll stay up later or not. I might wait for Karol-chan or Nonny to swing by.
No.3819
>>3815
t-thats how it works right?
No.3820
'Morning all. Seems like this is the thread where everyone is today.
No.3821
>>3814
Wowee wow wow, Mistress. I don't think I've ever seen you like this before.
-glanced about the room to locate the mess you mentioned.-
Now what mess are we talking about?
No.3822
>>3819
"One true paring"
So people are going to fight over us and other parings? There can't be two otp's
>>3820
Im in the usa, so it's still 3 am for me..
No.3823
>>3812
I wish I could be proud of you, Father Kotomine. Getting your cross messy…May God have mercy on you…
No.3825
>>3821
Theonearoundmypanties- I mean. . . I uhm. . . S-so do you have a special someone~?
No.3826
>>3822
shit its 3 am for me too, can't sleep yet tho, not feelin too good, readin some stuff to help.
that makes more sense, tho i find it hard if the OTP isn't involving myself, or does that not count?
No.3827
>>3811
Aww, that rhymed! That's cute!
>>3813
What? You two make a great couple!
>>3814
>>3825
Oh, Mistress!
>>3815
There are literally millions of OTPs out there. You can have more than one.
>>3816
It won't always be the same persona. Last time, I was brain damaged and suffered memory lapses. That's just how it worked out. It all up to chance and circumstance, really.
>>3818
Just as a rhetorical question, what would've you done if I didn't stop?
>>3820
It's past midnight where I am. Are you one of those cutie oriental girls?
No.3828
>>3823
He's telling the truth about the fake drawings you know..
>>3827
True I suppose, but the sounding of that is a bit odd.
>>3826
I… I don't know
No.3829
>>3825
The one around your-
Oooh…
-smiled awkwardly before producing a small handkerchief from her pocket. She folded it nicely in her palm before holding it out in front of you.-
Are you asking me to pat down your inner-thighs, or will you be doing that yourself? Or ooh, should Mister Aleister do that for you?~
I do have a special someone IRL.
No.3830
>>3827
You are the definition of insane. You should get some help.
No.3832
>>3830
She's fine, lewd as hell, but I like her.
No.3833
>>3829
Gah, Nothing like that! It just slipped in and out of my throat- I mean mouth. . . Yea
No.3834
No.3835
>>3822
>>3826
Oh man, I keep forgetting time zones is a thing. How long do you intend to stay up?
>>3823
>>3825
w-what's been happening since I had to 'go' last night?
>>3827
More like Scandinavian girl!
>>3834
Good morning!
No.3836
>>3832
She tried to kill someone!
>>3833
You might want to go take care of that before you shove any more feet in your mouth
>>3834
Yo
No.3837
>>3833
Hah? What's this I'm hearing now?
He forced you down onto his… thing?!
>>3835
Yo.~
No.3838
>>3837
Not yet, I haven't spoken with him since we've gotten together. . . maybe Friday night
No.3839
>>3835
>Implying I sleep
You are HIGHLY mistaken
>>3836
She wouldn't actually do it, she would probably stop before she touched them.
No.3840
>>3831
Hey! I would never have sperm inside me! I only like girls! Boys are icky and gross!
Although Alei-san is nice…
>>3835
Oh, Scandinavian. You're still a cutie, though.
>>3836
I did not! I tried to kill AND eat TWO people!
>>3838
W-W-When it happens, c-can I watch…?
Also, I'm gonna stay up for another hour. Enjoy me while I'm still here.
No.3841
>>3838
I wish you all the luck, Mistress.
I'll leave the lights on back home for you, since I know you might be coming back late.~
No.3842
>>3835
>another Scandinavian
About time i got some company what with all these brits and americans.
No.3843
>>3828
i should ask sometime
>>3835
*yawns* until i feel good…might be another hour or in afew minutes, i'll let ya know
No.3844
>>3840
Because that is so much better.
No.3845
>>3839
Oh, my bad then. I know I myself can't function on less than 8 hours so I just tend to assume that everyone else is the same.
>>3840
Thank you~
You're really cute too!
>>3842
Neat! Members of the best part of the world unite!
>>3843
Got nothing to do tomorrow?
No.3846
>>3841
I'd love to have something nice to come back to when we return…Perhaps candle-lit dinner… Of course assuming I don't blow him in an alley way after eating. . .
>>3840
Of course, from a distance~
No.3847
>>3845
*yyyyaawwwnnnnnn* nothin really, could try to do more stuff with ya, tryin to get comfy with it, which is odd cause i thought i should be used to this, why ya askin?
No.3848
>>3846
> Of course assuming I don't blow him in an alley way after eating. . .
Wow, I, uh…
Would you like me to light candles indoors within your bedroom as well, Mistress?
No.3850
>>3848
YEHES!? PLEASE DO. . . and the bathroom too, a Rose-petal bath would be delightful
No.3851
>>3844
W-Well, that is kinda funny…
I-I mean, F-F-Fuck you!
>>3845
Thanks!
>>3846
A-Alright…
C-C-Can you tell me what's it's like… Y'know, sex with a… penis?
>>3848
I think you should stay nearby when this goes down. She'll need help getting home.
Also, we can do it while they're at it.
No.3852
>>3851
For a lesbian you seem to really want to screw a guy..
No.3854
>>3852
How can you not wanna screw Aleister~?
No.3855
>>3850
Yes, Mistress. I'll have it all set up by the time you return that night.
Anything else? I'll be sure to cool a bottle of your finest and set it atop the night stand as well for you two.
>>3851
Miss Krishna, I'm begging. I've got to be in tip top shape that night! No distracting me, please! If the two of them happened to need something while we're screwing, I…
Wait! What am I saying?!
No.3856
>>3851
Why are you stuttering?
No.3857
>>3854
H-he looks fine, but I keep my eyes on one person at a time
No.3858
>>3855
You are an excellent maid indeed, worthy of praise and a promotion~ I think that's all… *She whispers into the girl's ear* Make sure there's 'pills' nearby the bed cabinet, I don't want to have trouble later on but damn if i want to use that rubber mess
No.3859
>>3852
There's just something about him that drives me crazy. I think I understand why Mistress is how she is about him.
>>3855
C'mon! I know you'd get just as bothered as me! And I also know you'll have the right tools for the job! Hell, you have them on you right now, don't you? *reaches for purse*
>>3856
W-W-W-W-What a-a-a-a-are y-y-y-you t-t-t-talking ab-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-out?
No.3860
>>3859
It's the long red hair, aint it? Ahhn..I wanna see how it looks when it's completely down~
No.3863
>>3858
Yes ma'am, and thank you! I'll be sure to have them there, rest assurrrr-
>>3859
-ED AH AH AH Krishna, away from the purse!
No.3864
>>3860
Yeah… I just want to shove my face into his hair and take a big ol' wiff outta it. And then I'd nibble every inch of his body, starting at his neck and work my down to his chest, and his naval, and then his-
GAH! NO STOP BAD BRAIN NO!
No.3865
>>3859
>>3860
>>3864
Tch, I dont see what's so great about him and his hair, but whatever…
No.3866
>>3864
Don't worry, I'll do all of that for you~
>>3865
He is drop dead gorgeous and probably has a beefer the size of a small baseball bat.
>>3863
. . . *she whispers again* so if he blows, should I let it stay on my face despite being in public or be a good girl and drink it all
No.3867
>>3863
Hold on! I'm seeing what you got in here!
Shit, girl. How do you fit all these Bad Dragons into this tiny purse? Wow, we'll be more than prepared when the big night comes!
No.3869
>>3865
Same. It's probably because he's very feminine though.
>>3867
>>3863
Why would you carry around a dildo in your purse? For what purpose?
No.3870
Morning everyone.
I'm honestly surprised I avoided being caught in mayo when I was sleeping, Karol is going to be disappointed~
No.3872
>>3870
There's always the chance of spontaneous mayo rain today too
No.3873
>>3869
>not carrying dildos on your person
>>3870
Hi, Ami-chan! Guess what? I tried to kill and eat Yemi-chan and Styles-senpai!
No.3874
>>3866
I think he is handsome, but I don't want to fuck him, and not just because I'm a virgin, he just doesn't seem like much.
No.3875
>>3872
I was never the type to complain about the weather~
>>3873
Sounds like fun!
No.3876
>>3866
I… I suppose you should drink it up? It'd be a mess to clean the stains off of your nice clothing if it ever came to that…
>>3867
No Krishna… Stop… Gods…
-slumped to the floor in a heap of embarrassment. Within the purse was a small clitoral vibrator and an extra-large sized onahole.
No.3879
>>3875
It was! But Yemi-chan was crying afterwards, I told her it was a joke, though…
>>3876
W-What…? N-Nana-chan, why do you have a onahole? D-Don't tell me you're…
No.3880
>>3847
No reason, just curious. God knows I've stayed up way to late for little reason before.
>>3853
Så vad pratar vi här, Sverige? Norge? Danmark? Finland?
>>3870
Good morning!
>>3876
Such advice from the maid~
This thread is even lewder than the one yesterday
I approve
No.3882
>>3880
thats fine then, already said night in another thread but i felt like it'd be rude to not say it here too, so, nighty
No.3883
>>3873
I would never carry that with me, it's too lewd!
>>3875
Fun wouldn't be the first thing I would describe it as.
>>3876
There is only one God, but I won't judge your beliefs.
Heathen
No.3889
>>3874
To each their own.
>>3876
I supppoooose soooo… what are these lovely toys for~?
No.3890
>>3879
Just like when people die when you kill them, people cry when you attempt to cannibalise them.
No.3891
>>3885
It's a losing battle
>>3889
Please don't do this out in public! At least have some decency.
>>3890
Wise words
No.3892
>>3879
O-oh. This old thing?
This…uh… Is for the Mistress, of course! It's for her to try out on her new boy toy.~ You know how those two are, right? Aha…ha..haha…
>>3880
T-thanks, Lisa.
>>3883
There are Goddesses! They watch over me and give me strength in the household and on the battle field!
>>3889
Erm… They're for your nights with Mister Aleister, of course! I was so considerate that I had them in my bag… To give to you later! That's right.
-Sheepishly hands you the slippery thing.-
(Shoot… That was my most expensive one, too!)
No.3893
As >>3879
Onahole? What's that?
No.3894
>>3892
Nonsense, keep your beloved toys <3 [spoiler] I know you probably widened yourself about a good 4 inches with these~
No.3895
>>3892
They're not the one true God. If anything, they're demi-gods. I can accept that.
>>3893
You pure thing, not even I'm that innocent.
No.3896
>>3893
Artificial vagina.
>>3892
Why don't I believe you? Nana-chan, if you're really my friend, then you're gonna flip up your skirt and show me your crotch!
I-If you have what I think you have…
No.3898
>>3891
Shed all illusions of decency! Dignity is an illusion!
Clothing is the original sin!
No.3899
>>3898
That would have sounded cooler if I hadn't messed up "illusion" with "delusion" and made myself look stupid.
No.3900
>>3880
Sverige!
>>3896
I second the vote that Nana should lift her skirt