No.67023
No.67024
>>67018
And not to mention, DANK MEMES.
In all seriousness, this seems like a great show that I need to have a sit down and watch.
I won't be able to participate in a watch2gether viewing because my internet is shit, but I'll add it to my watch list.
No.67025
>>67016
I still haven't sat down to watch it either.
>>67018
Heyo.
>>67022
Removable limbs are hot.
No.67026
BEST NEW THREAD!
>>66980
>>67008
Hey Nyano! Looking pretty good!
>>66985
I don't know, I think it's an accurate, if skewed representation of how such a system would work. I mean, if they're going to solve it better than several entities that can jump from place to place almost instantly and are by design more or less unbeatable then they'd need to actually monitor everything, all the time and that'd require another matrix basically, to keep tabs on the first.
I mean a physics engine (which the matrix is when you come down to it) is only self-regulating to an extent. Bugs happen that the program doesn't recognise by itself- take for example any physics-based game where something bugs out and begins flipping out in the air or something. To you, it's blatantly obvious, but the engine itself is just chugging along.
Can't make a comment on the dialogue, I'm bad at noticing stuff like that.
I always figured that the agents can't jump to the already free'd people since they're jacking in from outside the system. As for not taking over people trying to rebel, I honestly don't know. Theatrical reasons I assume. They could've hung a shade on that, really.
I'm completely with you on your last point though! When I saw it for the first time, I really expected it to be just that: a take on living in a simulation. I'm not entirely disappointed with the direction the movie(s) took, but that would have been much cooler.
>>67014
I'd be SO DOWN for Galactic heroes! I started watching that show but I never finished, I think I was at episode 24 or something like that before I got distracted, and I never picked it up again.
>>67019
Hey Den! How are you now? Better?
No.67027
>>67005
>Implying I didn't save that guy from making a really big mistake.
I am sort of scum, but it's still better than the cringe show being displayed before me. Trying to insult someone for their lack of girlfriend is just deplorable and embarrassing Especially given where you're posting too, jesus christ
>>67008
SORRY
And it look wonderful Nyanny!
>>67016
IT'S THE BEST BEST BEST
No.67028
>>67025
I couldn't agree more!
>>67026
Yeah, I think it does come down to personal taste. The title "matrix" is interesting too. Since it can be a grid of numbers (used commonly in computing, physics, engineering and general mathematics), but iirc derives from the word for "womb" or similar.
Either way, I just wished they'd focused themselves better. As an action film it's fine, but as anything else I don't feel as though it makes it's points well enough.
No.67030
>>67026
>>67020
eh
I still feel so tired. Wondering if I'm getting sick again from contact with that dirty water pouring from my ceiling.
>>67029
Yeah well I love you, so there. Hello.
No.67031
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>>67029
Hey, Kiro~
Everything going alright? Who's lunch money do I have to steal?
No.67032
>>67029
What's up Kiro?
Join us for some machine posting!
Also heya!
No.67033
>>67029
Hey Kiro, what's up?
No.67034
>>67029
Why hate everything when you can redirect it to me?
No.67035
>>67027
Oh fuck off and jam it up your dickhole ya fuckin wankstain.
It's legit for me to be told I'm a wifebeater, then told that I'll never have a wife but when my retort is just a subtle implication of an assumption (Which was FUCKING WRONG admit, sue me you cunt) that's over the line?
Get done, I'm sorry I happened to bring up something which is a new development in my life and makes me happy, sorry if that's so fucking cringey
I can't believe I never saw how much of a wank you were before, it's amazing how far i'll go to overlook someones flaws because i had a stupid fucking crush on them.
I'm sorry I ever upset you over what stupid shit we argued about but i sure as fuck regret placing the blame solely on myself.
No.67036
>>67029
Hullo.
Welcome to the club.
No.67038
No.67039
>>67012
That isn't some mere laser it's the
'BUSTER BEAAAAAMU
>>67014
I have yet to watch Diebuster or Legend of galactic heros
No.67040
>>67035
>Is a twat
>Wonders why he gets treated like one
It's pretty simple really, not much else to it.
No.67041
And here i was thinking the bread was dead!
>>67026
Heya Alien
No.67042
No.67043
>>67039
>it just bitchslaps the lasers away
My sides.
>>67038
Goodnight, Weird.
No.67044
>>67033
THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME YOU LIL BITCH
No.67045
>>67040
Oh that's right, you started going on about how much of a wanker I was and how I upset you on so many occasions!
It was probably those times I kept saying how lovely you were despite you trying your fucking best to convince me you were a piece of shit with all the scummy crap you did, wasn't it?
You've still never told me the things I did that upset you so much and made you start loathing me, not once.
Maybe I am a fucking wank, but I'd prefer if you told me when I was being one as opposed to just letting it happen and then saying it later in a moment of heated argument.
No.67046
>>67044
OH THERE YOU ARE!
GO MAKE ME A CAKE!
No.67047
>>67046
give me orders one more time, I dare you
No.67048
>>67030
Mehaheha…
>>67031
No one did anything, I'm just having bad luck today.
>>67032
Mecha posting?
>>67033
Not much, what about you?
>>67034
I guess I could do that, but you do have your lovable moment so I can't direct all my hate on you.
>>67035
D-Damn…
>>67036
<
Wuuuz good nyyyguuuuh?
No.67049
>>67048
>but you do have your lovable moment
PANIC.
No.67050
>>67045
You've never upset me, though I would ask you to watch your mouth on occasion. Mind you, I used to be quite a piece of work a couple of years ago, but I had good reason~ But then there's you:
Lies about his age
Acts like a douche
Has a hissy fit apropo of nothing
Acts like a big shot on the internet
Maybe you should come back when you're old enough to post on 4chan mate
>>67048
Yup! Machines are cool so post machines! Preferably machine girls~
No.67053
>>67048
O-oh. Y-you need a s-scarfu hug?
No.67055
>>67047
I SAID, GO MAKE ME A CAKE!
NOW.
>>67048
Nothing much really, just about to throw my PS3 back on to play some games~
I was more worrying about why you were hating everything though, need a hug?
No.67056
>>67055
I'll go make you a cake.
The kind that you won't ever wake up from.
No.67057
>>67050
>Machine girls
Such lewd nonsense
No.67058
>>67054
>Kenwood
I'LL SHOW YOU KENWOOD.
No.67060
>>67054
CUTE
>>67057
We lewdmachines
No.67061
>>67025
Detachable limbs are hot you say?
>>67028
Well, we'll agree to disagree then. I'm glad you enjoyed it in some way though!
>>67029
Hey Kiro! I'm sad to hear, what's the bad luck?
>>67030
Y-you have water pouring from your ceiling?
>>67041
Hi yourself Alien Lover
>>67035
>>67040
>>67045
>>67050
H-hey! Hey! Both of you need to simmer down! Karol, stop edging Amity! Amity, take a step back and breathe!
No.67062
>>67056
YOU BETTER, KOUHAI, I'LL EAT IT AND IT'LL BE DELICIOUS.
No.67063
>>67060
Super lewd.
>>67061
I see what you did there.
No.67066
>>67061
Probably for the best! I need to go shopping in a bit, so I'm kind of distracted. Fun hearing your defense of it though! I can't say I'm 100% convinced, but maybe I'll be less harsh on it~
>>67063
s a v e d
No.67067
>>67064
Bearded Ken is the best.
No.67068
>Stayed in the last general
No.67069
>>67065
>Not posting superior image
No.67070
File: 1438197486195.png (226.89 KB, 793x736, 793:736, I came here to laugh at yo….png)
No.67071
Just testing to see if this webm I made works
No.67072
>>67060
Best bot Coming through
>>67061
sh-up
No.67073
>>67049
B-But why?
>>67050
Sure, I guess. I hold out my arms.
>>67055
I should get my PS3 working again..
You can join the hug too!
>>67056
MAKE THE WOMEN A DAMN NORMAL CAKE.
>>67061
Lets see, I:
Woke up on the floor.
A bookshelf fell on me.
I spilled coffee on myself.
Almost crashed my bike.
Dumbass kids came back.
Had to repay the water bill for some reason cause the water stopped running.
It was a bad day..
No.67074
>>67069
It was the only version I had.
>>67067
I agree.
No.67075
>>67071
UUUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
No.67077
>>67073
Shit, I meant to reply to >>67053 not >>67050
No.67078
>>67050
Fuck even knows what to say now.
but I'm no you're mate, cunt.
No.67079
>>67071
how do you in to making webms?
No.67080
>>67073
Sounds like a good idea, what games do you have on it?
Yay~!
Hugs Kiro.
>>67074
Well, now you have another version~!
WHERE'S MUH CAKE? :^)
>>67076
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No.67082
No.67083
>>67073
Didn't think I'd hear you say I have loveable moments.
No.67085
>>67080
saliva can't melt chocolate beams ramona
No.67086
Okay, there we are, got the Stand sorted.~ Jojo'll be fun, I'm sure~
No.67087
>>67073
Gently hugs Kiro, trying to be as calm as possible
A-am I helping a little bit?
No.67088
>>67084
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>>67085
Is that coffee cake? I'm not a fan of coffee cake.
No.67089
>>67080
I play most of my games on the pc, but I have RE4, DB xenoverse (which got corrupt so I have to start over) and I used to have Skate 3, which I wish I still had.
Pats head as I hug back.
>>67083
Well you did give me that modifier for my dice, once.
>>67087
I hug you with my other arm.
Yes, very~.
No.67091
No.67092
>>67090
Hello, Yem-Yem Yes Yem-Yem, cause fuck you that's why.
No.67093
File: 1438198406708.png (330.22 KB, 645x434, 645:434, I came here to laugh at yo….png)
>>67074
Thanks for the pic.
>>67088
Holy fuck. Why are Adachi pictures so based?
>>67090
Good afternoon, Yems.
No.67094
>>67063
That's not the only part that comes off!
>>67066
Alright, what are you gonna get?
I've got more to say on the subject but I'll let it be for now! I really like The Matrix, so it's really interesting to hear such a different view of it.
>>67072
If only the brood mother knew. Or maybe she does? Ohohoho-
>>67073
>bookshelf fell
That is MAX bad luck. Why did you wake up on the floor? Fell out of bed?
>>67086
Looking really good! It's a lot taller than I thought it would be!
>>67090
Hi Yemi!
No.67095
>>67089
I-I swear that was just to cause t-trouble.
>>67094
Oh?
No.67096
>>67088
beggars can't be choosers
No.67098
>>67090
Heya Yemi~!
How are you today?
>>67093
Because bitches and whores. And often cabbage.
>>67096
I suppose so. Starts eating piece by piece.
No.67099
>>67093
Because he's the best character.
>>67054
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No.67100
>>67095
There's…lot's of fun stuff…that can come off on a fully….aug'ed up…body
No.67102
>>67100
mmrf…like…for example….
No.67103
>>67094
I don't have a bed. I have a mattress. I'm not even kidding, if I had a good camera I'd take a pic to show you.
>>67095
If you want a hug, I can provide, but I'm a bit busy with two cuties.
No.67104
>>67089
I-I try my best to make you happy~
Gently rests my head on Kiro's shoulder
>>67090
Hey there, Yemi~!
No.67105
>>67102
Snoring noises
>>67103
You sleep on a mattress on the floor? But why?
No.67106
>>67098
>>67099
>best character
Completely true.
This is still my favorite.
No.67107
>>67089
Ah, that's fair enough~
I rest my head on your shoulder.
No.67108
>>67107
MORE LIKE YOU REST YOUR HEAD ON AN INSTAKILL
No.67109
>>67078
Maybe if you keep saying that, one day it'll become true~
>I'm no you are mate, cunt
u n d e r a g e
>>67090
YEMI!
Look! I started a general all by myself, I'm such a big girl!
Jump hugs
No.67110
>>67100
>>67102
W-what?
>>67103
I'm pretty sure I would melt.
No.67112
>>67109
You fucking well know what I meant.
No.67113
>>67103
>mattress on a floor
Time to join the futon master race.
But the futon I sleep on still has supports under it.
It's no wonder you don't enjoy sleeping.
No.67115
>>67111
I've also got a couple of things to show you someday, like perfecting Ramona and, most importantly, beating her ass with Da Man of the Shit Tier.
No.67116
>>67113
>fulton
>not having a bed for pic related
oh shit nigger, what are you doing
No.67117
>>67091
>>67092
>>67093
>>67094
>>67104
Hello~
>>67098
I'm doing good. Woke up recently. Had an alright dream.
>>67109
Congrats.
No.67118
>>67115
I'm looking foward to it
>perfecting Ramona
>most importantly, beating her ass with Da Man of the Shit Tier.
No.67119
>Go to sleep at 8AM
>Wake up at 3:30PM
And everything is back to normal.
No.67120
>>67106
Yeah, Orgy-ia Mode has some pretty good Adachi pics, such as Pic related.
>>67108
SHUT UP I THOUGHT DP WOULD WORK.
No.67121
>>67099
Are we doing toasters now?
>>67110
Hey! I had this weird dream that I was all aug'd up and I was taking stuff off in lewd ways. Weird.
No.67122
>>67094
How about i firebomb your shit
Also webm test
No.67123
yaaawwwwwnnnns
can it stop being so hot now…
No.67124
>>67112
Just pack it in. I really couldn't give a shit about anything you have to say, all I ask is that you don't insult others. Talk shit to me, that's fine, but leave Maya out of it.
>>67117
You had a dream? How wonderful! Do you remember much?
No.67125
>>67123
Unless it's high 90s with 80%+ humidity, it's not hot.
No.67126
>>67117
Yay~!
Any plans for today?
>>67123
Heya Bow~!
>>67119
Heya Verevi~!
No.67127
LIGHTING.
HELP.
>>67104
You always do~.
>>67105
Well I don't really need a big bed, I just need something to sleep on when I'm not working or punching my punching bag.
>>67110
Good.
>>67113
>Implying I need a futon.
>>67123
Hi, Bow.
No.67128
>>67114
like if u crie evrytiem
>>67116
My supports are raised about 3 inches off the ground, so hiding a shotgun would actually be feasible.
>>67119
Good afternoon, Verevi.
I didn't sleep.
>>67120
Adachi TV murder will never get old.
No.67129
>>67120
wake up dps are getting old by now doe
>>67118
pefecting is one thing, using a shit-tier character you're unfamiliar wth and still winning however, that's an achievement
No.67130
>>67123
Not while you exist.
>>67121
kek
No.67131
>>67124
Oh fuck off, I apologised to Maya. Sorry I never realised how out of line it was to insinuate someone is single after being called a wife beater and THEY IMPLY I'LL ALSO BE SINGLE FOREVER
No.67132
>>67123
Good day, Bow.
>>67127
I haven't tried just sleeping on a mattress, but I bet a futon would still be more comfortable.
No.67133
>>67123
Sun is shit.
Bow is cool.
No.67134
>>67129
>pefecting is one thing, using a shit-tier character you're unfamiliar wth and still winning however, that's an achievement
Wow, Ramona…. What do you have to say for yourself?
No.67135
>>67125
It's primarily due to not being able to have my back door or windows open due to those fucking wasps, so im stuck in a sauna that is my apartment
>>67126
hi
>>67127
hey
>>67130
a-ale plz
>>67132
hi
>>67133
d-den plz…
A shower should shield me against this heat…for about 10-15 mins…
No.67138
>>67131
Keep talking big fam, you impress nobody and you're just embarrassing yourself.
No.67139
>>67134
I WASN'T CONCENTRATING, I SWEAR.
>>67129
>Wake-up DPs are old
>Constantly uses Wake-up DP
No.67140
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No.67141
>>67137
I…apperently missed that picture
that with cool water would feel amazing right now….
No.67143
File: 1438199865093.jpg (81.17 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, sample-e8cea9a99c4a8b9a265….jpg)
No.67144
>>67127
G-good…
F-for such a dork with a tough exterior, y-you have soft shoulders…
Gently nuzzles Kiro's shoulder
>>67123
Hey there, Bow~
No.67146
No.67147
>>67138
How in the hell is that talking big? How the fuck would saying I don't see what's so goddamn out of line with what I said impress anyone?
No.67148
>>67136
>33
>47%
Try fucking 38 with 87%
And that was an average day.
>>67135
Then turn on the AC
And it can't be as bad as being stuck in a 70 ton metal box with a broken turret blower
Not everyone had pants on while in there
No.67149
No.67150
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>>67147
Swearing is bad Amity! You shouldn't be using such foul language, it's not "cool" or "hip"~
No.67151
>>67148
ugh that would suck
I don't have AC, I use a giant fan. That's all i got
No.67152
>>67122
The volume on that webm, oh gods my ears.
That seems highly unnecessary
>>67127
I see, but well, you -do- sleep better on a real bed (or a futon), and I really think you could use some decent sleep.
>>67135
Ah, Bow! Hi Bow!
>>67147
Amity! Slow down! She's just teasing you! (I think). Let it go!
>>67150
Karol! For Freya's sake stop teasing Amity! This is getting silly!
No.67153
>>67149
A rough 2
But that's pretty much describes every AT in a nutshell.
I don't have to worry about it for another year, so I don't give a fuck right now.
No.67154
>>67150
I cared so much about you, K. I don't know how it even came to this.
No.67156
>>67148
>Try fucking 38 with 87%
>In a tank
No.67157
>>67153
Whew, that sounds like a special kind of hell.
No.67158
>>67152
I don't need sleep.
No.67159
>>67142
I would never bully you, Laura~ I only defend my honour.
Hugs.
Also would anyone like to jump back into CCRP School?
No.67160
>>67156
I was glad our tank had a working NBC system to move air around.
Half the time it was better in the tank than outside
Having the LT as my TC probably helps with having nice things too.
>>67157
It's the field.
It's always shit.
No.67162
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>>67152
Only when it stops being enjoyable I joke, but the kid's got some anger issues that are too fun to exploit
>>67154
I've got a couple of theories, but forget that, you need to chill. I'm just messing you around and you keep getting more and mad. Honestly, do you not see how people (like myself) can just exploit that rage?. Just relax and post fun stuff, don't take the stuff you read on here too seriously.
>>67161
; . ; Best part about the fighting games is Labrys
No.67163
>>67162
I'm sorry for acting out.
I know I'm flawed, it's obvious now I read back through what I've been saying and honestly I just look like a fuckwit. Even in my slightly inebriated state I can see that.
No.67164
File: 1438200700183.jpg (308.18 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, 17a8f4e6e273a6da8a863106d6….jpg)
>>67162
My main was Shadow Labrys for a loooooong time, but I got so sick of being unable to properly counter Ramona and lacking good meterless reversal options so I switched to best girl Mitsuru. Shadow Labrys will always be my one and all in my heart though ;-;7
No.67166
File: 1438201035353.jpg (131.4 KB, 1299x1000, 1299:1000, sample-12fc43bc26a79eb2d9f….jpg)
>>67163
It's cool, just relax.
Alcohol is great, I got wasted practically every lesson during sixth-form, good stuff
>>67164
I feel that. I never got crazy good at it because I only would play with my siblings It was my sister that bought it for me you see. Aigis is my f a v o u r i t e as you can probably tell
>>67165
Looks gorgeous!
No.67167
>>67166
I, personally, am aiming to become extremely good at it (and more fighting games in general) to possibly attend tournies even if Persona is 99% likely to be irrelevant at evo 2016
Also Aigis is good taste even if everyone on /pg/ loves aigis
No.67170
You guys are really making me want to run a Persona game/quest thing
No.67171
>>67158
So you keep saying. I'm not so sure.
>>67162
As long as it's in good fun it's okay Karol, but Amity was obviously getting upset, and that's passing a line. We're all friends here. No bully, ok? Random people in a game is one thing.
>>67163
It's okay Amity. If you're drunk then it's a fair excuse, but it was really obvious that she was teasing you. I don't think she actually meant anything by any of that. Try not to get so upset all the time.
No.67172
>>67167
Do you play Skullgirls? If so do you want a game since no one on here has won against me more times than I've beat them.
No.67173
>>67167
She's so popular because she's best!!
I kid, I'm just very fond of her because of P3, which I rate fairly highly~
>>67168
; 3 ;
I will grace you all with the funniest webm I've ever seen in my life
No.67174
>>67170
I feel like you're going to explode from everything you plan.
No.67175
>>67173
British PSAs are amazing.
No.67176
>>67171
I only got drunk because I was angry at her.
No.67177
>>67169
<3
>>67171
I'm not a particularly nice person~ Surely that's not too hard to understand! I am bully incarnate!
No.67178
File: 1438201607331.jpg (74.93 KB, 600x447, 200:149, 3d7e0c3c839e6164ab3d4902e8….jpg)
>>67172
Skullgirls isn't something I've actually picked up yet, I might do so in the future
>>67169
you're right
>>67173
I rate P3 very highly too, personally I find P4 to have just a bit more things that make it a better game, but I prefer P3's characters by far.
No.67179
>>67170
I actually tried to get a Persona 1 thing going at one point but it didn't pan out. If you decide to one though, I'm in!
No.67180
No.67182
>>67170
I'd be up for doing something Persona related, though just wondering, could you do something like have a split personality like Sho does in Ultimax?
No.67183
>>67181
Elizabeth is best VR attendant
No.67184
File: 1438201885127.jpg (156.1 KB, 886x1196, 443:598, b7d77e912663eaad7c6763d415….jpg)
>>67178
P4 probably is stronger from a gameplay point of view. What the hell was tartarus. But story wise, I thought P4 was abysmal.
No.67185
>>67182
If I run something it'll probably be in quest format, so I won't have to really do much for it.
And it'll be P3
I've only beat that game like 3 times
No.67186
>>67183
agreed
also best date
>>67184
>>from a gameplay point of view
is FES edition really that different from regular 3?
No.67187
>>67186
FES adds a bunch of stuff, but leaves the gameplay more or less untouched. P3P on the other hand, has persona 4 combat! In which you can actually control your party beyond the tactics menu
No.67188
Bacardi limon is kill
I am so fucked when my mum realised, I really need to stop stealing alcohol
No.67190
>>67186
It has different Persona's, there's an easy difficulty, I think some mechanics of Social Links were changed, Aigis became a Social Link, and The Answer was added, I think there might be more stuff but I can't remember ;-;
No.67191
>>67188
I'm with Kiro >>67189
No.67192
No.67193
>>67188
No disrespect, but isn't Bacardi a woman's drink?
You're scottish, surely it should be scotch-scotch-scotch
No.67195
>>67187
ah I see, even while playing 4 for the short time that I did, I still kept the party on P3's style. It's just nice to play in a different style, I like new things. but P4's dungeons are so boring I stopped playing really early.
No.67196
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>>67184
P4's story was okay for something that had to be done, I really liked the character interactions (mostly how the IT felt like a family), and the gameplay was fun enough (despite difficulty being dumbed down a lot).
ameno-sagiri literally died in five minutes because hassou tobi
>>67186
boldly accept
>>67187
P3P has nothing on FES besides easier combat though
No.67197
>>67193
Okay that is either a penis or breast guillotine.
No.67198
>>67170
i'm not entirely ready to come back just yet, but i felt like i had to say something, i would love to do a persona thing maybe, i'm a casual fan at best
>>67174
but at the same time, i'm with ale here, i think verevi is already having her hands tied with the fate and jojo thing, maybe after those are done then prehaps would be a better chance
No.67199
>>67193
I don't get much of a choice. As you pointed out I'm technically underage meaning I'm either stealing alcohol from my parents (The one I usually live with is a woman, ergo the bacardi) or asking them to buy me drink in which case I usually settle for a 2 litre of strongbow or a 20 pack of Tennents PISH WATER.
No.67200
>>67197
It's a penis.
Don't tell you haven't read the citizen kane of porn Alei?
No.67201
>>67176
Hmm. Well, alright.
>>67192
Wish I could join you but I don't think getting smashed will help my cold.
>>67193
This picture terrifies me
>>67177
N O
B U L L Y I N G
F R I E N D S
No.67202
>>67201
I am silly with alcool.
No.67203
No.67204
Home from work now, made an ass of myself at the meeting but people laughed. Thinking of taking a nap since I only got two hours of sleep before work.
No.67205
>>67204
Hey Eliza~!
That sounds like a good idea, especially if you're sleepy.
No.67206
>>67199
Whiskey a best.
Cobra is one of the few beers I can tolerate.
Port a second best.
Also, not just buying booze underage, I've been doing that since I was 13 and I look like a 2 year old.
>>67201
BULLY BULLY BULLY
>>67203
It's some eroge called starless, I have a physical copy ever since it got localized. It's pretty gross though, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you're into some weird shit. Speaking of shit, unless you patch it back in, the localized version doesn't have any scat, bestiality or cock mutilation.
No.67207
>>67206
Oh, Starless.
I remember reading the summary and didn't wasn't too excite to read it.
It's not that I'm not into weird shit but it feels like the thing is just random sexual acts with little to no story.
But if I'm wrong I'll snag it in a second.
No.67208
>>67185
I'm totally game for this
No.67209
>>67206
My mate does with his brothers ID and he looks like 12. Fuck knows but I have no ID reckon it'll be bad times in a bit when I hit 18 and my binge drinking habit takes over my life
No.67210
>>67209
**Binge drinking stop being binge drinking when it becomes a habit that happens so often it takes over your life.
That said, drinking for little reasons and not being picky over what you drink is a sign of alcoholism.**
No.67211
>>67206
Nice meme, i r8 Nigel/farage
No.67212
No.67213
>>67206
>>67211
Have a Rare Pepe I found.
No.67214
Hey losers, this is out and we should play it
http://store.steampowered.com/app/316010/
No.67215
>>67213
Can't anyone just make a a pepe and then call it rare?
No.67216
>>67214
>Manchester
>No Leeds
Shit map/10
No.67217
>>67210
Shit guess I'm already fucked then.
Pic related tho
No.67218
>>67205
I'm awake now, no longer sleepy. Time to stay up until 5am again.
Also, read the last 350 posts or so. What a trip.
No.67219
>>67217
Nothing good is what happens.
No.67220
>>67214
>>team mode confirmed
downloading
No.67221
>>67207
Well it's eroge, so story is half the business. It's no masterpiece, but it does what it needs to do. Characters are fairly consistent too, which is nice.
>>67209
>>67210
Yeah, most people in my family have struggled with alcoholism, including myself, it's not worth it. I don't like to talk about it much though since it nearly did ruin my life. I have a relative that can no longer stop drinking, otherwise it's going to kill him.
>>67211
Ukip is my favourite meme
No.67222
>>67218
"Deer" god what is that picture.
No.67223
>>67215
I suppose so, but I found it on a Facebook page, so I'm assuming it's slightly rare.
>>67214
>Magic
I'll probably download it anyway, card games are fun.
No.67224
>>67222
A man who enjoys his Lactaid.
No.67225
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67198
>>67208
Seeing how Fate is going anywhere, with still needing one player and me having no idea of how to run it
I might run a Persona quest
It'd be interesting to see how an MC that you guys make would change things up.
Also just thinking of Wheel of Fortune with the board dice is making me laugh
No.67226
I can't tell if I want to partake in the Wasteland RP or the School RP.
Both seem dead at the moment.
No.67227
>>67221
I'll give it a try some time.
One of my uncles was a terrible alcoholic but ended up quitting for his wife and kid.
I remember him telling me stories where he was being attacked by demons in his bedroom.
>qt with detectable head
>>67223
>facebook
>rare
No.67228
>>67226
Gimme a sec, making a thing for wasteland RP!
No.67229
>>67225
I'm sure it'll be fun anyway, I totally dig this idea
that fortune boss was easy because of the trick to it though, but, no such tricks here ;_;
No.67230
>>67226
Just make posts and add them to your watch list so you get notices when someone else posts.
Reminds me of my days on a RP site
No.67231
>>67214
Well, I'm downloading this now. It's been years since I played magic.
No.67233
>>67225
Yeah I feel you, I can't imagine how you'd do a game where all of the players are split up from each other most of the time. Maybe have the non-combat/character buildings part be it's own roll20 game and having the fights/non combat meetups be its own seperate campaign?
No.67234
>>67231
if this has that one mode from magic 2014 i will be super happy and gladly give them money.
No.67235
>>67214
Looks good.
time to learn how to play Magic.
No.67236
>>67235
it looks like it has two headed giant mode, so that'll help (aka team mode)
No.67238
>>67233
>>67225
If the two of you are on steam, you mind if I send you a request?
No.67241
>>67238
Go for it, i'm Cipher in Ramona's friend list.
No.67242
>You'll never be a Planeswalker
No.67243
>More people are learning how to play MTG
No.67244
>>67242
>>You will never use your army of vampires to steal and turn you're opponents army into vampires
god 2014 was amusing as hell at times.
No.67245
>2 hours 54 minutes left, on a download that's 1.2gb
WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO PLAY TONIGHT ANYWAY
No.67250
>>67243
Unless I can remake my Goblin overwhelm deck, I don't care.
Krenko too good
>>67245
Do you use fucking Dial up?
Fuck
No.67251
>>67247
>>67249
>>67250
Steam doesn't play nice with my connection out here in the boonies. I don't know what it is. Took me several days to download Crusader Kings.
No.67252
>>67244
I just want a Mill or banishment deck since YGO is taking a piss on those two things for the last couple of formats.
No.67254
>>67251
Did France murder you yet?
No.67255
>>67253
Do you think I was the face of mercy?
No.67256
>>67254
Not yet! Though I haven't played since before I went on my boat trip. I -really- want to play right now but I don't think I would make good judgement calls when my fever is rising
No.67257
>>67255
That's fine, good luck getting rid of all my goblins!
No.67258
>>67254
Oh and by the way Rebis, I'm sorry I constantly act like a dickhead toward you. You're an asshole, but you don't deserve the shit I give you.
I just wish we could be friends, in fact you were really nice when I first came here. Would you be cool to maybe start over again? Not being assholes to each other, cos I would.
No.67259
>All this talk of MtG
>No interest in it
No.67261
>>67258
Inb4 you're still filtered. Lemme do you a solid just in case.
>>67254
Not sure if you've unfiltered Amity, but she says this:
"Oh and by the way Rebis, I'm sorry I constantly act like a dickhead toward you. You're an asshole, but you don't deserve the shit I give you.
I just wish we could be friends, in fact you were really nice when I first came here. Would you be cool to maybe start over again? Not being assholes to each other, cos I would."
Inb4 I'm filtered too!
No.67262
Get in the wasteland thread, you nerds.
No.67263
>>67259
>>and then she wonders why she's so bored while the rest of /ccrp/ plays together
No.67264
>>67256
What an unfortunate situation. I hope you get well soon!
No.67266
>>67265
Is Luxbis a ship yet?
Cause it should be.
No.67268
>>67266
I don't even think Lux and Rebis have spoken before.
No.67269
>>67258
I don't hold anything against you but I'm not interested in being buddy buddy with you. I'll unfilter you at the very least, we're both interacting within the same community.
No.67270
My first time playing MTG was with a black/blue control because black and blue are my favorite colors. Trying to build one soon because I like watching people suffer
What is fun?
I want this card so much. It's a shame it's fucking expensive on the markets.
No.67271
Who has POSTAL 2? Cause "Share the Pain" is very fun and since no one every plays it, I found a server with good ping.
No.67272
>>67263
I totally would play too! If it wouldn't take half the night to download.
>>67264
Yeah, me too! Thanks Rebis! I'll probably head to bed in an hour or so even if I'm not tired at all. Stupid colds.
No.67275
>>67262
I'm working on it. Gotta actually use photoshop because snipers andtrigger discipline
No.67276
>>67271
I'd be down to play.
No.67277
>>67271
>>67276
I'll see if I can't get my copy started!
No.67278
>>67266
I gave this idea some consideration and while it sounded somewhat novel at first, it would ultimately be just masturbation. How bland.
No.67282
No.67283
>>67276
>>67277
By the By, the server Is called "POSTAL 2 everything server" I think.
No.67285
No.67286
>>67280
>>67281
>>67282
>>67284
>>67285
Hello ^^ How're you all today?~<3 Look, I made a rin that looks like me~
No.67287
I felt like sharing some good news in my life!
I just got accepted into university!
No.67288
>>67286
I'm pretty good, just playing on my PS3 before I go to bed.
>Rin that looks like me
Looks good!
>>67287
Yay~!
No.67289
>Go to start Magic
>Fatal Error: Unknown
No, it's not like I wanted to play or anything
No.67291
>>67287
GOOD JOB!
What uni?
No.67292
>>67286
Could be better. Won't complain.
>>67287
Congrats.
No.67293
>>67286
P cute.
>>67289
It's okay, it won't let me connect to their servers.
No.67294
No.67295
>>67287
Where to?
Congrats.
No.67296
>>67283
I'll check it out! It's updating for some reason.
>>67286
Max cute!
>>67287
Great job Laura! You should be proud!
No.67297
>>67288
Whatcha playing? :3 And thanks!~
>>67292
Need to talk about it, buttercup? I could give you my steam or kakaotalk or something if you need to vent or anything~
>>67293
Thanks~ :3
>>67287
Congrats! :3 I remember when I got my letter of acceptance, it's a great feeling~
>>67296
Thanks!^^<3
No.67299
>>67279
Hey there, Rose~ How're you doing?
No.67300
>>67266
Only viable ship is Lux x Everyone in plushy form
No.67301
>>67299
Hi Scarfu~<3 I'm great :3 You??
No.67302
Thank you everyone! I'm so proud and extremely happy about it!
>>67295
It's a danish university (I live in Denmark), I was accepted onto an English course for 5 years, I plan on studying mythology and ancient civilizations on the side
I am OVERJOYED
No.67303
>>67300
I know Kiro has a plush version of herself. Who else has one?
No.67304
>>67301
Pretty good, really~ Tired as always, but extra comfy.
No.67305
>>67297
Just some Persona 4 Arena Ultimax with Laura, it's pretty fun!
>>67300
>mfw the inevitable Plushie Tea Party with Lux watching comes around
No.67306
Well, since Magic is being retarded, who wants to play SWAT?
No.67307
>>67302
Sounds pretty fun.
I remember Classical and Medieval humanities being the bee's knees.
No.67308
File: 1438208498788.png (104.86 KB, 609x800, 609:800, Lux playing with Sy Plushi….png)
No.67309
>>67306
I'm in, don't know what happend to kerry but I think he's kill
No.67310
>>67308
>Ara Ara
Darn Lux taking my cute nippon mother noises!
No.67312
>>67297
I'm okay. Just an angry exchange of words with a friend right now. No one on here, by the way.
>>67308
Cute.
No.67313
>>67308
It's so cute x.x
>>67312
Okay :c Just know I'm here if you need me.<3
>>67305
Sounds fun :3
>>67304
Extra comfy? That's wonderful<3 ^^
No.67314
>Ramona got insta killed by fucking junpei
No.67317
>>67316
BLAME YOSUKE AND ARCSYS FOR TOO MUCH RECOVERY ON THAT D SLIDE
No.67318
>playing P4AU with Ramona
>picks Junpei
>Ramona counters with Yosuke
>lose first round
>fugme.jpg
>somehow win second
>get 100 SP start of round 3
>bait Ramona
>222CD
>Ramona posts wall of NO on steam chat
life is great
No.67319
>>67313
It really is! I've felt super comfy recently at the cost of being tired more often.
No.67320
>>67318
THIS IS ONLY CASUALS, I HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED SHO YET
No.67322
>no one but Jane wants to play SWAT
O-okay
No.67323
>>67322
Don't even own it.
No.67324
>>67323
>implying we bought the game
No.67325
>>67322
I would absolutely love some SWAT action, but I don't have it installed right now and downloading it is a -let the computer stay on over two nights- kind of deal
No.67326
>>67322
Let's give kerry and shirley some time to get on.
No.67327
No.67329
>>67327
>>67324
It's a shame I don't torrent things on this computer.
No.67330
>I keep wining Postal 2 stp at the last second
No.67331
>>67329
Why?
For what reason do you have to do that?
No.67332
Going to take a nap. Sorry if anyone tries to talk to me during this time. Just not feeling well right now.
No.67333
>>67332
Okie doke Eliza~!
Have a nice rest!
No.67334
>>67331
Because it will open a terrible flood gate of anime backlogging.
No.67335
>>67334
Don't lie to yourself.
You know that your backlog is already a library.
No.67336
>>67332
Sleep well!
>>67334
This is a rationale I can get behind.
No.67338
>>67337
Just torrent it so I can shit talk about how bad you operate.
You can't be as bad a Jane
No.67341
>>67340
You still lean around corners instead of pieing them
AFTER I'VE TOLD YOU LIKE 5 TIMES
No.67342
>>67339
Who is best girl and why is it pic related?
No.67344
Almost got it, do I download all the maps too?
No.67345
Alright, I'm off to bed now~! Night Everyone!
No.67346
>>67342
>doesn't pie corners, shit operating
>doesn't like best girl, shit taste
>>67345
Night, Tiger Queen!
No.67348
>>67344
Yeah.
And the update, mumble and evolve
No.67349
No.67350
No.67351
>>67346
No bully ;_;
Chiquita is good, but she's not the best
No.67352
>>67351
Nigga, the boner that this gif gave me 2 years ago still hasn't died down.
No.67353
>>67352
>not operating in SWAT with us
No.67354
>>67353
I was actually planning to play that with a friend already but I don't have a mic for you guys.
No.67355
>>67354
Jane doesn't either
Hopefully your not as shit as her
No.67356
>we will never get a jormungand prequel
why even live
No.67357
Started the Swat download!
Alright, awesome. Let's see-
>ETA: 8 hours!
…
Vi ses i Nangijala Skorpan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HtOFUF7SCQ
No.67358
>>67355
I don't run up to corners to lean around them at least. I'll get it pirated for another day.
>>67356
Don't give me feels like that.
No.67359
>On edge
>Yemi popping out of random corners
>Scaring the shit out of me as I randomly shoot her.
Most of my wins were just me getting scared.
No.67360
>>67358
>We will never see Echo in his prime
No.67361
Since I'm still riding on a high, I'm gonna while I'm ahead.
Goodnight everyone, sleep tight and take care of yourselves!
jane stop sucking in swat
No.67362
>>67361
I'm obviously gonna QUIT while ahead.
No.67363
>>67361
Night, you better not mess up tommorow.
No.67364
No.67365
>>67363
Ain't gonna let you down.
No.67367
Should be like 10-20 more minute for me to get this installed.
I had to download a bunch of programs.
>>67361
Good night.
No.67372
I couldn't get the extra maps to download.
No.67373
>>67370
Just hit yes, it's retarded
>>67372
Why?
No.67374
>>67373
Nevermind I got it.
No.67375
>>67370
Holy shit, I laughed too hard at this. Does that make me a bad person?
No.67376
>Splatoon
>Dude just does nothing but mash L2
>Goes behind enemy lines and does that
>Another teammate joins
>Eventually the enemy team sees this
>Some dude actually joins in
>Rest of the game consists of 5 squids doing nothing but mashing L2
>Enemy comes over to end the fun
>Dude who was dancing with us starts shooting at the guy who was on his time
>Mffw this entire ordeal
No.67378
>Spooky's House of Jumpscares STILL doesn't work after hours of trying to fix it.
I just want to play a game..
No.67380
>>67376
>tfw no consoles, ever
I will never be a kid squid.
No.67381
I'm alive. Sorry. I would have slept more, but I don't want to mess up my sleep schedule.
No.67382
No.67383
No.67384
>>67383
brb downloading perfect drinking game
No.67385
No.67386
>>67378
That game was rage inducing for me tbh.
No.67388
File: 1438216698346.jpg (157.17 KB, 455x600, 91:120, dont you just love interne….jpg)
The numbers go up, but they go up so slowly. And then they stop. Why do they stop? Why does the numbers stop? And then the time decreases, but then it increases- more than it decreased. And the speed measures in the hundreds of kb/s, but it doesn't show on the completed download tab. And then the speed decreases to single digits. Why does it do that? And then I open a youtube tab in the browser and the speed increases! But then it decreases when I close the tab. And then it increases again, even though I didn't touch anything. And then-
there's an audible creak from somewhere just above her neck
The numbers go up, but they go up so slowly. And then they stop. Why do they stop? Why does the numbers stop? And then the time decreases, but then it increases- more than it decreased. And the speed measures in the hundreds of kb/s, but it doesn't show on the completed download tab. And then the speed decreases to single digits. Why does it do that? And then I open a youtube tab in the browser and the speed increases! But then it decreases when I close the tab. And then it increases again, even though I didn't touch anything. And then-
No.67391
>>67388
:^) Took me like 5 minutes or less.
No.67392
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67388
I got this type of vibe.
No.67398
>>67397
>Suddenly the scream of 1000 burning humans fills my ear as if it were 3 inches away from my head
>turned out the guy that built the house tortued his fwife or something down there and beat her and neglected her until she died of starvation or some shit
No.67399
>>67214
>it already got pulled off of steam
No.67400
No.67401
Hey, how's it going girls?
I got these today. They're okay, I guess. They would probably taste better if they were covered in gravy.
No.67402
>>67399
What, what's wrong with it?
No.67403
>>67401
Hello, Krish.
Those chips sounds nasty.
No.67405
No.67406
>>67401
Hey, Krishna.
I always buy pizza flavored chips.
No.67408
No.67409
>>67407
well i know that connecting online is a bit…not really working…
No.67410
File: 1438220573509.jpg (217.45 KB, 1246x928, 623:464, ss (2015-07-29 at 10.41.26….jpg)
>>67399
>>67404
I don't know what's going on.
No.67411
>>67401
Hello to you, Krishna. Tired, but I don't want to mess up my sleep schedule any more. I'm hungry too, but I don't feel like eating.
No.67412
>>67404
>implying I have a facebook to read that
No.67413
>>67412
>not having a fake facebook
No.67414
>>67412
Capcom is gauging interest for a resident evil 2 remake
No.67415
>>67403
They're not good, but I'm a fucking pig so down the hatch they go. Makes me wish I had some home-made gravy and biscuits.
>>67406
Those are good. I usually get either BBQ or Salt and Vinegar.
>>67408
Yeah, they are.
>>67411
That sucks. I hope you figure something out.
No.67417
>>67414
[Wanting intensifies]
BRING
BACK
RANDOMIZER MODE
AND I WILL PREORDER
I SWEAR TO GOD
No.67418
>>67401
Hey there, Krishna~
S-sadly this is also probably another "I'll be back in some time" because I have friends over and I'm gonna start walking them home soon. At least it might be, T-then I'll be able to h-have f-fun with you all!<3
No.67419
>>67413
>social networking
NEVER
EVER
No.67421
>>67418
Y-Y-You better come back soon, d-dummy…
No.67422
Man I feel great.
>>67415
kek
>>67419
Don't need to social network but some things require fb.
No.67424
>>67423
Are we best character now?
No.67425
>>67423
capcom plz…i don't want to give you more money…but I cannot resist the resident evil for long…
No.67427
>>67425
I can help you with your urges.
No.67429
>>67424
I dunno about that, we already got a game with the Umbrella Security Service and "Umbrella Corps" sounds more like pic related imo.
No.67430
>>67428
Just think about practical things you have to spend money on or things that could possible require those funds.
Also video games are shit.
No.67431
>>67429
Oh fuck, this could actually really be good. The horror fans get their resident evil 2 remake and the action fans get a game starting pic related.
No.67432
I'll probably be roasted over an open fire for saying this, but I never really cared for Resident Evil.
No.67433
>>67432
It's fine. I was never into the series myself.
No.67434
No.67435
>>67432
I'm probably in the minority, but I play resident evil for the story and lore
No.67436
>>67435
I guess it's too bad that the recent games are so shit.
Lore has been fucked sideways.
No.67437
No.67438
>>67436
I liked the recent entries, 6 was pretty good and ORC is gets a pass for showing the what the army was doing during the raccoon city incident and how they got BTFO
No.67439
I'm off to bed, I promise I will get on with making Dark Souls RPG work in roll20 tomorrow. Also here's my kisekae cosplaying as Noriko from Gunbuster.
No.67440
File: 1438221931825.jpg (451.76 KB, 2278x1687, 2278:1687, deaf wifes and flatulences.jpg)
Good to know that I won't die today.
Have a cute story about farts and blind girls.
No.67441
>>67439
Have a good night, Emma. If I'm up when you need a tester, I'll try to help if possible.
No.67442
>>67438
>pretty good
That game tried to be at least three different types of games at once.
Some parts were pretty hype, but overall, that game was kinda shit.
I don't really like what they've done with the characters, but I've stopped caring about character development a while ago.
Resident Evil 4 was a good game, no matter what others say.
>>67439
Goodnight, Emma.
I'm excited to see DS tapletop develop. It's too bad I can't be as much help with the programming.
No.67443
File: 1438222286102.jpg (138.52 KB, 798x623, 114:89, Resident_Evil_Outbreak_Dav….jpg)
>>67430
video games or board games Ale. that's where the funds go. Nothing else I really want.
Also Outbreak 3 when
implying they would make it anything like the previous games
No.67444
>>67443
>Resident Evil Outbreak 3: Umbrella Corps
>yfw
No.67445
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67442
It's not the best game in the series, but seeing Sherry as an adult, Chris' campaign's ending amongst other things made it worth it for me.
Resident Evil 4 is amazing, Krauser's… lived a hard life….
No.67446
>>67444
why would I play that when
I could just have all four players play as UC's in the previous games
No.67447
>>67446
Because it'd have online coop, next gen graphics, new story amongst other things
All UC members, with infinite ammo. Nothing quite like it ;_;
No.67448
>>67443
I wish I could save your poor souls from video games.
No.67449
>>67447
aaaaaaaaand interest lost. I don't want LFD3 millitary edition…
No.67450
>>67448
if you did
I wouldn't be here
No.67452
>>67449
It'd have outbreak's gameplay, just with the umbrella corps as a the main characters instead of the outbreak crew i'm assuming. Think something like pic related.
No.67453
>>67452
So long as their under guned, outnumbered, and forced to decide between when to stick together and when to split up, along with no continues on death. I'd consider it
No.67454
>>67451
exactly. So embrace vidya. If it doesn't bring you joy, at least remember that it brings others like myself here.
No.67455
I'm back from playing faggot vidyas. I can now be social with my cuties.
No.67456
>>67455
I'm not that cute.
No.67458
>>67454
>embrace vidya
I'll just embrace Bow.
No.67460
>>67456
Yes you are.
>>67457
And so are you.
>>67458
And so is that, holy shit.
No.67461
I just realized after my hair cut my style is a shorter version of this and it looks silly.
>>67457
>>67460
////
No.67462
>>67461
are you sure it doesn't look
handsome
No.67463
I'm better now. Earthbound is pretty fun to watch.
No.67464
>>67462
Good question, I'm a bad judge of my own looks.
No.67465
>>67463
Is it? I'm afraid to watch it because I haven't played it yet.
No.67467
>>67465
It has a ton of manipulation and lots of skips, I'm certain. But if you haven't played it before, you should probably play it. It's really fun.
No.67468
>>67467
I plan to. My backlog is so huge ;~:
No.67469
>>67468
When are you getting SWAT 4?
No.67471
>>67469
I don't have a mic so I wouldn't be able to communicate with everyone.
No.67473
>>67471
Jane and I use text to talk in game. It's not that bad when everyone else has their mic.
No.67474
>>67473
Speaking of SWAT, you guys want to play?
No.67475
>>67471
Jane doesn't have one either.
You'll just have to get used to using the SWAT commands and typing.
>pic related
>clip
Triggered.
>>67473
Oh, but you have a mic Eliza. You should speak more.
>>67474
I'd be down to play in a few. I need something to eat first.
No.67476
>>67473
Alright, I'll download it…Later.
No.67478
>>67475
I don't wanna speak more.
No.67479
>>67478
Why not? Your voice was fine.
Vlad will be so disappointed.
No.67480
>Making dinner for everyone in the steam chat
I'll move it here, I guess. I already made the lemonade, garlic bread, and salad, but I still need to make some more things and go out to get some wine.
No.67481
I return from my adventures in the night!
No.67482
>>67481
Scarfu! How you doin'?~
No.67483
>>67480
i already had pizza, im good
No.67484
>>67482
I'm doing pretty well. I'm in need of a shower and I might go do that~ That gif is making me REALLY happy. It's just too adorable!
No.67485
>>67480
I already made a huge pile of spaghetti to eat. So I'll pass. Plus I've never had wine before.
No.67486
>>67481
Hi, Scarfu~. You're just in time for the ccrp dinner (that I'm doing because I'm bored). I still need to:
-Make the stakes
-Go in town to get wine and ice
-Set the table
-Get enough chairs
>>67483
I don't give a shit. You will eat with the family.
No.67487
>>67486
>Stake
I meant steak, not stake
No.67488
>>67486
does that go for eliza too?
No.67489
>>67486
Oh my~ If you wanted to go on a dinner date with me all you had to do was ask~!
I-I'm just kidding, I swear! I-I'd love to taste your lovely cooking!
Off to my shower I go!!
No.67491
>>67484
I know. It's super cute! I love dancing gifs!
>>67486
>>67487
>stake
WE MUST DESTROY DRACULA FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY
No.67492
Oh, also, I'll make a cake I guess. I need someone to go into town and get some wine and someone to get chairs and set the table.
>>67491
You stop that.
No.67493
No.67494
>>67488
>>67490
Why would you try and make me burst?
No.67495
>>67494
You don't have to eat, you can just have a drink if you want. Just be there with us all.
No.67496
>>67492
FOOLS! DRACULA CANNOT BE STOPPED BY MERE HUMANS!
No.67497
>>67494
hey kiros the one making us come, you and me already ate or have something
>>67495
in that case i'll be less unwilling to come
No.67499
>>67495
But sitting there and not eating is rude.
No.67500
>>67499
We are family, we wont see it as rude~.
>>67497
You better come.
SOMEONE GO GET WINE! I'M TRYING TO MAKE STEAK HERE! I STILL NEED TO BAKE THE CAKE AND SET THE TABLE.
No.67502
>>67501
Good! Now go into town and get some wine.
No.67503
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>>67500
Do we have any deserts? I can go get a bunch of ya want! Cakes, puddings, pies, fancy pastries, candies… tiny cupcakes with the little platic rings on them… *drools*
No.67504
>>67503
I'm baking a cake after people start to sit down and eat. But you can bring things if you so desire.
No.67505
>>67504
Oh boy! I'll be sure to bring lots and lots of sweets! I absolutely L-O-V-E deserts, so you can trust me to get the very best ones!
*runs off to get deserts*
No.67506
I broke my nail super badly and my finger is throbbing now. Send help.
No.67507
>>67502
if i find any while doing these raids ill bring it back
No.67508
So I was thinking of getting my hair cut either tomorrow or next week. If I do, should I edit my kisekae for it? It'd look like what's on the right.
>>67505
I'd also get some desserts from my work, since our bakery has amazing cakes and pastries, but I'll pass.
>>67506
Sorry, Rose. At least you're not bleeding, right?
No.67509
I return from my shower~
Oh? Did I mention I bought 2 more packs of sour skittles, right as my tongue stopped burning from all the sour skittles I had within the past week?
No.67510
>>67506
I'm all out of knock out gas, so we're gonna have to do this raw.
Stick out your hand and I'll try to only take off that finger.
No.67511
>>67505
Alright…
Goes back to cooking.
>>67506
God damn, that must hurt.
>>67507
YA BETTER FIND SOME. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO INTO TOWN.
>>67508
Sure, you look cute either way.
>>67509
YOU. SET THE TABLE.
>>67510
Please don't do that.
No.67512
>>67508
I am, actually :c I somehow broke my nail, which was bleeding, and then managed to scratch my other hand, which has a cut across it now. It was pretty painful and happened really quickly.
>>67510
Pls don't cut off my finger, a bandaid or an ice pack would work just fine. :c
>>67511
It hurts so bad. I have super long nails, so when my nail got hit and cracked, it fucking CRACKED.
No.67515
>>67511
R-right away!
Begins putting a nice cloth over the table as well as forks and spoons and knives and stuff
No.67516
>>67508
If you feel like it. I doubt your haircut will be so distinct that you'll need to change your kisekae too.
No.67517
>>67514
No.
>>67516
I was thinking about it is all.
No.67518
How many people are going to be at dinner? I need to know how many chairs we need.
>>67515
Thank you, Scarfy~.
>>67517
Yes.
No.67520
>>67519
W-well I-I was gonna go, i-if that's okay.
No.67524
>>67523
>>67522
>>67521
>>67520
So 6 chairs so far after Shirley gets done killing shit. And I'm forcing Yemi to go.
No.67526
I'm back! And I have a metric shitton of sweet treats!
No.67527
Check this shit out. Look at all these delicious treats! Don't they just make your mouth water?
No.67528
And look at all these candies! I practically bought the whole fucking shop!
No.67529
>>67526
Ah, yes. Get a extra chair from the closet and help Scarfu set up, I'm almost done cooking.
No.67530
And look! Macaroons! I got like, 50 boxes of these bad boys! I don't even know how many flavors of these there are!
>>67529
Alright! *I run to the closet and grab a folding chair*
No.67531
>>67529
By the way, Chef Kiro! Where's the fridge? I need to put up all these ice cream cups so they don't melt.
No.67532
Didn't know Kiro could cook up a feast.
No.67533
>>67531
I take them and put them away
Table. Set. Now.
>>67532
Sit down and be quiet, I'm almost done.
No.67534
>>67533
Don't forget the banana splits!
*I run off to set the table up*
No.67535
Quietly takes a seat and drops head.
No.67536
Oh! I forgot! Where do you want the chocolate fountain, Chef Kiro?
No.67537
I stick my head out of the kitchen door with a shit eating grin.
IT IS DONE!
I place garlic bread, salad, and lemonade on the table.
Krishna, did you happen to find any wine?
>>67536
Put it in the kitchen, I'll bring it out after dinner
No.67538
>>67537
Wine? No, I don't drink so I didn't pick any up. Wasn't someone else taking care of that?
Also, I'm putting the 5 pallets of fruit tarts in the kitchen too. Careful not to trip on them!
No.67539
>>67537
O-oh boy!
takes a seat near the end of the table and gets comfy
No.67540
Again, it'd be rude of myself not to have some of the food that was made. I suppose I'll eat.
Sits herself down at a chair and waits patiently
No.67541
>>67538
I groan and roll back into the kitchen.
I'll find some as I server the food.
No.67542
Smiles and sits next to Scarfu, gently placing a napkin on my lap
No.67543
Stirs and tries to spot the actual food between the sweats.
No.67544
Alright! That's all the treats I brought! Now to wait on the food~! *I take a seat and prop my feet up on the table*
No.67545
Hmm, what's all this?
…I'll just wait and see if there are any leftovers to pick from afterwards.
No.67546
>>67545
Pats the seat next to me and smiles warmly.
Come on, Den! Join us.
No.67547
>>67545
I roll out, placing the wine down on the table and placing down a giant platter or about 50 steaks. I grab Den by the neck of his jacket, throwing him down into a chair as I give everyone wine glasses. I roll back into the kitchen, looking for more wine.
Let me get more wine, dig in if you want!
No.67548
>>67547
Eyes the garlic bread and takes some, along with some steak
T-thanks, Kiro!
No.67549
>>67541
walks in with a clinking bag of wine bottles
found these in one of our raids. go nuts
No.67550
>>67545
Hey, Denny-boy! How's it hangin'?
*I grab a steak and start chewing, talking as I do*
Sho, howb's yuwb been, Dwen?
No.67551
>>67547
Well, don't mind if I do.
Grabs a bit of steak and bread and gingerly starts eating.
No.67552
>mfw i looked at a picture of maximillion and thought it was den
No.67553
>just came back from dinner
>Kiro starts dinner
No.67554
>>67547
I…think I'll just have some garlic bread. At the time being, anyways.
Takes a piece of bread and chews on it silently
>>67553
I know, right?
No.67555
>>67549
Thanks, Shirley!
I roll back out as I place more wine on the table. I clap my hand and smile before I roll back into the kitchen.
>>67553
hue
No.67557
>>67546
N-naah–
>>67547
Whoashit lands in a chair
>>67550
Viciously devours a steak and gives a thumbs up, choosing not to speak while eating.
>>67552
Never heard of him.
No.67558
You know, this is pretty good,
>>67553
>Kiro puts wine on the table
>already drunk
No.67559
>>67557
*I start staring you down and scarfing down more steaks, challenging you to a steak eating contest*
No.67560
>>67557
>not knowing about max
No.67561
>>67549
Officer Shirley, some of the evidence we collected has gone missing! You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?!
No.67562
>>67559
I poke my head out of the kitchen, waving my spatula around as if threatening you , then I go back into the kitchen.
No.67563
>>67559
Finishes off his big piece of steak.
Should leave some for the others.
>>67560
I don't read any Italian Radio Dramas.
No.67564
>>67560
That guy looks like the lead singer of Nickleback.
No.67565
>>67555
contemplates having wine, though she's never had it before
No.67566
>>67562
*I flip you the bird as I continue stuffing my face with steaks*
>>67563
*I look at you, then down to my stack of steaks on my plate. I swallow the rest of the steak in my mouth*
Sigh… You're right. 'Sides, I wanna have some room for dessert!
No.67567
>>67560
Looks like a long haired nicolas cage
No.67568
>>67567
den confirmed nick cage
No.67569
>>67562
Begins eating more of the steak until it is entirely finished
T-this tastes amazing, Kiro! You did a fantastic job!
Takes some more food and eats happily
No.67570
>>67561
i got no clue m8, the wine i brought was a gift from a friend for a job well done
No.67571
>>67570
> the wine i brought was a gift from a friend for a job well done
Really, so what did this statement mean:
>found these in one of our raids. go nuts
No.67572
>>67571
Aw shit, you're busted.
No.67573
>>67571
dungeon raid m8, found a lot of cooking stuff in a pirate's lair, helps me with my culinarian job
No.67574
>>67571
Stop trying to ruin things, you pig.
No.67575
>>67573
post dragon girl butt
No.67576
>>67575
havent taken any, have this frozen jump instead
No.67577
>>67571
HOLY FUCK WAIT I KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS
No.67578
>>67572
What would you suggest for wine if I have never had any before? Something sweet, preferably?
No.67580
>>67578
I guess red wine. I've never had any, but people say it goes good with steak.
>>67577
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No.67581
>>67573
Hmph, so your friend raided a "dungeon" at the same time evidence vanished?
>>67574
This is a matter of the upmost importance!
No.67584
>>67579
He's the chief of the North Londonderry Township police department, my dad used to live there and stuff while he was between jobs. This is fucking weird right now.
No.67588
>>67581
I'll show you some utmost importance.
Throws a steak at his face.
No.67590
>>67581
yes and last i checked we didnt have any authority in Eorzea. dude gave me 90 bottles
No.67591
>>67584
Wow, holy fuck.
I guess it's a small world after all.
No.67592
>>67590
im gonna enjoy whats leftover at the beach
No.67593
http://www.nlondtwp.com/Police/ChiefMsg10.html
I checked the North Londonderry Township police department's website just to make sure I wasn't talking out of my ass and mistaking him for someone else and its literally using the same picture as the one that's being posted.
No.67597
>>67593
Our enigmatic Chief has a name!
This shit is too real for me.
No.67598
>>67597
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN
No.67599
>>67593
Email him a link to this thread and tell him that a bunch of guys pretending to be girls was using his face as a reaction image for their make-believe dinner.
No.67601
I once found a picture of my cousin and his friend being used as a reaction image on /v/.
No.67603
>>67593
hello everyone, how's it go…
sees thread, and does an about face right back out of the thread
No.67605
>>67601
>Tfw you will never be internet famous
No.67607
>>67598
>>67599
KRISHNA PLEASE
Send him an email asking for pointers on SWAT business.
>>67605
>wanting to be famous
>wanting to be internet famous
No.67608
No.67610
Someone posted a picture of me on 4chan once and i got rated an 8/10 which is pretty cool I guess.
No.67611
>>67608
Hi~!
Is Steam still not working for you?
No.67612
>>67608
Hello. We found out the identity of a chief of police's image.
No.67614
look chief, heres the big ass pile of loot these pirates have, theres at least a few crates full of wine
No.67615
No.67616
>>67603
Hello, Park.
Bye, Park.
>>67608
Hello, Weird.
No.67617
>>67615
im providing proof that i didnt take any evidence from our SWAT raids
No.67619
>>67617
I think I am sleeping when you do thoes… so I wasted my time installing all that shit…
No.67621
>>67607
You know, seal team 10 is probably what would happen if we we're sent in to rescue the president haha
No.67622
>>67619
We're still playing if you want to join us, it's shirley kerry and I
No.67623
No.67624
>>67623
What's your evolve name?
No.67625
>Only people active on the school thread are me, Scarfu, and Park.
No.67626
No.67627
>>67625
I didn't know you guys came back to the thread. I kind of gave up on checking for posts when three hours passed.
No.67628
>>67622
What thread was the download posted in?
No.67629
>>67626
Accept my friend request and i'll invite you to the party
No.67631
>>67621
Probably, but at least we don't have to deal with the kind of technological bullshit that exists in the MGS universe.
>Vamp being totally not a vampire
>Fortune's bullet deflection
No.67632
No.67634
>>67629
I don't see request
No.67635
Time to end a nice quiet day.
I'll see you all tomorrow morning.
No.67636
No.67637
No.67638
No.67641
No.67642
No.67646
>>67635
Have a good night, Ale.
No.67647
No.67650
>tfw got my way out of the wine situation with a totally legit excuse
No.67651
>>67645
But seriously, that's why Big Boss' arc will always be better. It's just you and your men.
No.67652
>>67641
Sorry, I meant to reply to Jane.
No.67653
I got work tomorrow, so I'm out.
Ya'll have a good night.
No.67655
No.67656
>>67651
>It's just you and your men.
So true.
No.67657
>>67653
You as well, have a good night.
Anyone else going to bed as well?
No.67658
No.67661
>>67656
>we're going to meet Big Boss' original bodyguards in MGSV
my body is ready.
No.67688
>tfw a friend links you to some rule 34 comic with filled with characters from cartoons you watched as a kid
even worse is the story is pretty decent
No.67691
Morning all! What's going on in he– Maya turns and walks out of the door.
No.67692
>>67691
pulls you back into the room
Morning, Maya-chan~!
hugs you
No.67696
>>67692
Oh, good morning Yemi-chan! How's the boss doing?~
No.67697
>>67693
STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW STALKER
No.67705
I'm gonna go get some sleep. Goodnight everybody~!
No.67708
>>67705
You need sleep.
Goodnight~.
No.67710
>>67705
Sleep well, Scarfu.
No.67713
>>67696
Sorry about the late response.
I'm doing just fine. Watching SGDQ.
Hey, the school RP thread is active at the moment.
>>67705
Night Scarfu
No.67716
>>67705
Night Scarfu! Sleep well!
>>67713
Oh, what are they playing right now? I might join in School RP in a bit, Mom wants me take my sister to the orthodontist and then I might take her somewhere to eat.
No.67717
>I've gone full Kuudere senpai in the school thread
There is no escape from Kiro's uncaring ride.
No.67718
I.. I think I'm being bitchy in the school thread.
No.67719
>>67718
Bitchy Rose best Rose
No.67724
>Shirley and Weird got stuck in the big gay baby corner
No.67727
>>67724
why dont you show us how to get out then if its so easy
No.67728
i probably should post in the school thread but rp really isn't my strong point im far too boring for it
No.67729
>>67727
Jesus, you never fail to make me laugh, Shirley.
No.67730
>>67727
I'm not the one that needs to get unstuck in the first place.
No.67731
>>67728
>im far too boring for it
No.67732
>>67728
Honestly, it's not that big a deal. Most people here probably aren't heavy RP type folk as well. Just go along and have fun, that's what matters.
No.67733
>>67729
glad i can provide some entertainment
>>67730
yeah you're the one that needs to get unshot
No.67735
>>67731
i am pretty boring
>>67732
eh
No.67739
Ami x Alcohol is no longer a shipping.
No.67742
>>67739
The one ship I'm happy that's dead!
No.67745
>>67733
>yeah you're the one that needs to get unshot
Please, pic related is literally me.
No.67746
>>67745
Holy shit the text fits so well.
No.67748
>>67745
>says the one who got shot to hell in that drug raid
No.67750
>>67749
Fuck Kotomine.
No, really. He can suck 18 dicks.
No.67751
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>>67749
your corpse says otherwise
No.67754
>>67750
Why do you say that?
No.67755
>>67754
Cause, much like pic related, he's a cunt.
No.67756
>>67750
Exactly 18 dicks, no more no less.
No.67757
>>67750
>hating the most based character in the series
You never cease proving you have shit tastes.
No.67758
>>67757
Saying that I've only watched up to ep 11 or 12 so far..
No.67760
>>67758
Watch the rest of /Zero so you can never say that kind of stupid shit again, Kiro-chan.
No.67761
>>67755
You talking shit about my waifu?
No.67762
>enter room with giant hole
>jane walks to the edge thinking you cant fall in
>takes another step and falls breaking her neck at the bottom
ANOTHER BRILLIANT MOVE BY THE BEST SWAT TEAM CCRP CAN OFFER
No.67763
>>67758
How could you say such harsh things about a man of god?
No.67764
>>67762
>Tfw you will never be able to play SWAT because no money
>Will not get to see Shirley, Jane, and Kerry's shenanigans
Why even live
No.67766
>>67764
>implying swat costs money
No.67767
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>>67766
W-What? Is it on steam?
No.67769
No.67771
>>67767
>Is it on steam
Kiro please…
No.67773
>>67764
>>67767
Every time someone mentions playing SWAT 4, they usually tell you that they pirate it.
No.67774
come to me Jane, jump inside me again so we may become one
No.67777
No.67778
>>67777
now jane must jump down again
No.67781
>>67780
come now, its not so bad down here. we have candy
No.67783
>charge a door
>blow it
>own breaching charge kills me
No.67784
>>67783
I think it asks the question: How close were you to the damn door?
No.67785
>>67783
unless you're trying to kiss the door or on the other side of it that shouldnt happen
No.67788
>>67786
goodnight to you too
>>67787
stop trying to feel up the door
No.67789
>>67788
Stop trying to feel Rins up in your dreams.
No.67791
WELL NEVERMIND! NOW I HAVE TO STAY UP BECAUSE MY ROOMMATE IS GONNA BE GONE ALL DAY AND SOMEONE IS COMING OVER TO CHECK THE WATER TANK TODAY! GOD DAMMIT
No.67792
>>67789
YOU CANT MAKE ME
>>67790
the door needs its space
>>67791
WELCOME BACK
No.67793
>>67792
As long as you don't feel up mine in a dream, do whatever you want.
No.67794
>>67792
>You can't make me
Who are you feeling up?
No.67796
>>67793
i haven't don't worry
>>67794
thats for me to know and only who i told to find out
No.67797
>>67796
You should tell me.
No.67798
>>67726
The pink SWAT members are restless.
No.67800
Good night to you all. Falling asleep in my chair.
No.67801
No.67802
>>67799
You should tell me.
>>67800
Night.
No.67805
OUT FROM THE DEPTHS,
50 STORIES HIGH,
BREATHING FIRE,
SHE'S THERE IN THE SKY.
RAMONAAAAA,
RAMONAAAAA,
RAMONAAAAA!
Morning everyone~!
No.67807
>>67804
too bad for you im still not telling
>>67805
morning
No.67808
>>67805
Is your body ready for da man?
No.67809
>>67805
You somehow always show up as soon as I'm going to bed. So no more! Hello.
Now good night.
No.67810
>>67807
You should though.
No.67811
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>>67808
Da Man can't harm me!
>>67809
Heya Eliza~! Have a nice sleep~!
No.67812
>>67810
but im still not gonna
No.67814
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>>67805
Ramona confirmed for Jet Tiger?
No.67815
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67814
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!
No.67817
you fags should get insurgency so we can operate together
No.67818
>>67816
but i wont
>>67817
i do have it
No.67819
>>67817
>not downloading swat and operating with us
No.67820
>>67818
You really should.
No.67821
>>67820
that might be true but im still not going to
No.67822
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67819
get insurgency before i break your fucking legs
do it for video related
No.67824
>>67822
I already have it, get swat and play with us.
No.67825
>>67823
oh, but i won't
>>67822
insurgency costs money, swat is free
No.67826
>>67824
i dont like pirating games bruv
No.67828
>>67826
I don't either but there is literally no legal way to buy the game and support the devs so what can you do?
No.67829
>>67826
neither do i but i still did it
>>67827
i won't
No.67830
No.67831
No.67833
>>67831
sierra games was closed down in 2008, theres really no point in not doing it if you cant give them money
>>67832
no
No.67835
>>67831
I'm sure the devs would rather you play the game they worked hard to make then to not, especially when they don't profit either way.
No.67846
>>67843
Hello Kiro.
>>67844
Hello Ramonaaaaa~
No.67847
>>67846
Please don't lie like that, Den.
No.67848
>>67847
He's not wrong you know~
No.67849
I have to get going now, but remember, Kiro is cute!~
No.67851
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>>67850
Don't make me cuddle you~! I will~!
Opens arms and moves towards Kiro.
No.67852
>>67851
I push you away.
Don't touch me.
No.67853
>play mission thats a complete clusterfuck
>no way to win it
>everyone yelling
>gas doesnt cut down on the noise
>shoot EVERYONE
>the voices still continue
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
No.67854
No.67855
>>67850
>>67852
Cuuuuute tsundere.
No.67856
>>67852
But Kiroooooo~!
I pout at you.
I'm only pointing out that you're cute~
No.67858
>>67853
Curve your swerve, normie operators.
This is how /ccrp/ SWAT gets things done.
MISSION SUCCESS IN OUR BOOK.
>>67854
It was. Would love to have along again sometime.
I'm really disappointed in myself for not recording the beginning of the night.
No.67859
>>67858
yeah two swats just droping dead after a few seconds
No.67860
>>67858
SUCCESSFUL OPERATION
>>67855
its nice not being the one accused of being tsun/cute for once
No.67861
>>67857
But it's trueeeeeeee~!
No.67862
>>67857
Yes. Maximum tsun.
No.67864
>>67863
Is there any evidence you aren't cute?
No.67867
Thread kill soon.
>>67863
Yes.
>>67865
Isa Parku.
No.67868
>>67864
Is there any evidence saying that I'm cute?
>>67865
Hello, Park
>>67867
You stop that.
No.67869
>>67866
I'm the evidence. I'm the most repulsive thing around, so Kiro must be cute.
>>67867
I might be
No.67870
>>67868
Never.
>>67869
You are be.
No.67872
>>67869
>IMPLYING
>>67868
Well, Den's numerous drawings of you prove your cuteness, and since there's no evidence contrary to the fact, then you must be cute~!