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 No.2533

https://8ch.net/atheism/res/8659.html#q8725

I have a Catholic relative who believes she will meet her pet in heaven. Thoughts? Linked thread is related.

 No.2542

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>>2533

>linked thread having NOTHING to do with stated topic

>Identified for /atheism/ troll.

Thanks for stopping by


 No.2543

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>>2542

dont be rude

Speaking of other species dying, I met a Catholic missionary who thinks her dog will meet her in heaven. How does that work? So dogs judged too? Do only the dogs with Christian masters go to heaven? And is hell filled with disobedient wiener dogs, and pitbulls that barked too many times, or mauled too many squirrels? Are there trees and bacteria in hell? Do they store have all non-sentinent life there too?

So I guess hell has forests and tons of ancient bacteria and viruses just piled ontop of each other, because nothing ever truly dies, it's just sent to hell. The grimes covers the trees, and wherever you walk in hell, you step upon tons of quivering bacteria, just stacked ontop of each other. There's probably even an ocean in hell to contain all the plankton and seaweed, because Satan doesn't like there to be too much green in a fiery abyss. It must be a fucking biosphere down there, with dinoasurs and giant beavers, and pteradactyls. Unlimited deer….this is starting to sound like Eden. I bet the bacteria and viruses couldn't even hurt you if you're already dead.

from linked thread.

Will answer later.


 No.2586

Oh nevermind. The pope said all animals go to heaven so it must be true.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/12/pope-francis-says-all-animals-go-to-heaven/


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>>2586

That article neglects to mention that some animals are inherently inferior from a spiritual perspective.

http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2014/12/12/pope-francis-confirms-cats-still-going-to-hell/


 No.2590

>>2586

>not understanding how stuff works

>still complaining

Here you go

>>1561


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