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 No.4862

 No.4863

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Top kek.


 No.4864

>>4863

Love how Uniterarian Universalism is only 22nd in this list of 24 denominations.

I had no idea my beliefs were so Anglican. Maybe I should look into it.


 No.4866

File: 1437233301549.png (194.71 KB, 1351x616, 193:88, test_result_christian.png)

I guess we're not so different after all.

Bruce R. McConkie, please forgive me


 No.4870

>>4866

You're even 88% like me.

I wonder what made the difference there.


 No.4871

>>4870

Do you think women can be priests and spiritual leaders? That's the one that comes to mind.


 No.4874

>>4871

Ahahaha, OK.


 No.4875

>>4870

Him being a Catholic and you running away from it. One reading of Anglicanism doesnt actually disagree with the church.

Last time I did this I was 100℅ Catholic and both 99% orthodox, 90% lcms, and 80% evangelical church


 No.4877

>>4875

>Him being a Catholic and you running away from it.

I meant the difference between him getting Mormonism as a result, since he is one, and him getting Roman Catholicism as a result. You clearly remind me of someone who also struggles with reading comprehension I know it's you.


 No.4879

>>4875

>you running away from it.

And since you can't leave the matter alone, I'll add that if running to God means running away from the Catholic Church, then so be it. The Church should simply not stand at odds with Christ.


 No.4880

>>4877

Morminism is full of peer pressure. He seems to be struggling with mormonism on a theological level but actually follows it because he doesnt want to disappoint his people.


 No.4881

>>4879

If you ran towards God, why do I not see a Christian mentality in you? You have no basis.


 No.4883

>>4881

>If you ran towards God, why do I not see a Christian mentality in you? You have no basis.

You don't see a Christian mentality because you have a different idea of what that is. I'm about clothing the naked and feeding the hungry. You're about making judgements on me. That's why.


 No.4884

>>4880

You could just ask me, you know, instead of making these judgement about my situation that are, unfortunately, incorrect.


 No.4887

>>4884

It's Cuckvol, he's a major narcissist and thinks he knows everything and is allowed by divine right to pass judgement on the living and the dead. Don't mind him. He's going to shit up the board as much as possible now that he understands that /christ/ isn't coming back to /christian/.


 No.4893

>>4887

'i speak with the voice of Christ.'

Sure I am the narcissist

>>4884

Whatever you say man, dont let your cognitive dissonance hit you on your way to the temple. I will address this the next time I see an example of I just said.


 No.4895

>>4893

>Sure I am the narcissist

That means I speak what Christ said, not that I am Christ. (But you know that, you just think playing dumb counts as an argument.)

>Whatever you say man, dont let your cognitive dissonance hit you on your way to the temple. I will address this the next time I see an example of I just said.

Why are you even here since you don't like anybody? Just go back to your board where you can ban anyone who disagrees with you.


 No.4896


 No.4897

>>4895

You confuse charity with a fake tolerance. He's Catholic, mormonism is not salvatory, Joseph Smith was a fraud.

Your fake humility is not helping.


 No.4898

>>4897

My lack of certainty makes it so that my humility is also possible, and real. I don't have to fake anything.

Mormon anon knows what I think of LDS, I just don't need to tell him every time I see him. You're not any closer to converting than I would be if I tried.


 No.4900

>>4898

WellI just know-since he is posting with a flag-that he speaks like a Catholic.


 No.4902

>>4900

His flag is the Mormon flag. I don't understand you.


 No.4905

>>4902

Outward appearance has nothing to do with reality.

Just like the people in NO who won’t go sit in the front because it makes them look proud. Thanks Frankfurt school fucking up our Christian values.

“But what we suffer from today is humility in the wrong place. Modesty has moved from the organ of ambition. Modesty has settled upon the organ of conviction; where it was never meant to be. A man was meant to be doubtful about himself, but undoubting about the truth; this has been exactly reversed.” - GK Chesterton


 No.4907

>>4905

>Outward appearance has nothing to do with reality.

So true.

>A man was meant to be doubtful about himself, but undoubting about the truth; this has been exactly reversed.

Now you're undoubting of both, friend, and that's the new paradigm.


 No.4910

>>4905

Why don't you do the test and share?

Also, why are you here?


 No.4915

>>4910

And also this: do you really think I or anyone else believe that you do what you do out of good intentions?


 No.4917

>>4907

>Now you're undoubting of both, friend, and that's the new paradigm.

>>4894

I think my doubts belong in a confessional, not on an anonymous imageboard. I’d make an object of pride out of my doubts.


 No.4920

>>4910

>Also, why are you here?

I said it time and time again, charity.

Also no polacks


 No.4922

>>4917

>I’d make an object of pride out of my doubts.

Because the rest of your behaviour isn't pride? Hilarious. Presenting your doubts would make you look more normal, more human, and would be convincing others much more. Even Christ had no problems with His doubts.

That said, you certainly don't sound like you have any doubt. You talk like a fanatic, and it's probably what you are.

>>4920

Charity? What's so charitable about shitting up every thread you go to? I'm sorry you find our board nicer than your own, which is quite ironic considering most members here fled your policing style and/or you personally.

The prospect of being exposed to your narcissism in every thread I join makes me seriously consider leaving for good.


 No.4927

>>4922

>shitting up every thread you go to

t. babbling idiot


 No.4929

>>4927

>t. babbling idiot

t. charity


 No.4931

>>4929

Muh cheeks, you reap what you sow.


 No.4933

>>4931

Google doesn't know what this "t." stuff you're doing is. I have no idea either. Maybe it's something in your mothertongue, but it's nothing in English.


 No.4934

>>4933

Maybe you need to lurk moar.


 No.4935

>>4934

If I did, you'd be mostly alone most of the time in this board.


 No.4937

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>>4935

Or we could be having a fruitful discussion.


 No.4938

>>4937

By which you mean a discussion in which you teach me about the Catholic truth and I listen patiently, correct?


 No.4939

>>4937

Any idea what makes you more of an Orthodox than a Catholic?


 No.4944

>>4939

>the Catholic truth

The general truth indeed. No, I find you extremely overbearing in most cases, you are also constantly strawmanning.

>>4939

No idea. I could be doing too much apologetics and therefore having a higher tolerance for protestant soteriology or the person who made the test wasn’t that accurate.


 No.4945

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>>4879

Based answer.


 No.4946

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>>4945

Circular logic on par with Jack Chick.


 No.4950

>>4946

I challenge you to demonstrate how that is circular logic. Good luck.


 No.4952

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As expected.

Deo gratias.


 No.4956

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>>4952

Can you open a thread with that test on /christian/ and ask anons to state their denominations in the post along with their results? I'd be curious to see if everyone gets what they expect.

Thanks. (I tried doing it myself but my proxy doesn't let me upload images.)

Pic related is what I wanted to use.


 No.4961

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>>4877

>I know it's you.

In fact everyone here is my proxy and I am the Cuckvol too.

>>4920

Please stay.

>>4933

t. never been to /int/

>>4956

That picture is inaccurate :^)


 No.4964

>>4961

>In fact everyone here is my proxy and I am the Cuckvol too.

He is, in fact, posting everywhere I post, even on the /b/ thread now, shitting up as much as possible. He's basically trying to make people leave /christ/ and preventing new ones to be interested, while all the time pretending to be a good guy doing good things.

I'm glad you two get along, but if this goes on long enough, I'll leave myself.

>t. never been to /int/

I never have indeed.


 No.4965

>>4961

It was me from the mobile, he was correct with his assumption.

Just like the infallible proclamation of the assumption :^)

>>4964

>I'll leave myself.

Should be easy, given you came through the broad gate. pun intended

It is exactly the reason why you are here: to combat you drowning Christianity in darkness.


 No.4968

>>4964

>I'm glad you two get along, but if this goes on long enough, I'll leave myself.

Why is he not worthy of your presence? Does this make you any better than what you claim that he is?


 No.4969

>>4965

>It is exactly the reason why you are here: to combat you drowning Christianity in darkness.

Coming from the man who kept trying to suggest that my posts on /christian/ were shitposting, you finally admit that this was your own purpose all along here.

You're the obscurantist, the saboteur, the liar, the manipulator. You even try to fuck up preaching threads while you make none of your own.


 No.4971

>>4968

>Why is he not worthy of your presence?

On every thread he has shat up, he has done nothing but speak like a snake. Check it out for yourself. He's only here to spread discord and wallow in his arrogance and narcissism, while twisting both our words and those of Christ.

If you're fine with that, so be it, but I am not. He just wants this board to fail, so you'll go back to his. It's that simple.

Do you too wish to see me go? Because if there's a whole club of you, just say so and I'll spare myself the trouble of trying.


 No.4973

>>4971

>On every thread he has shat up, he has done nothing but speak like a snake. Check it out for yourself. He's only here to spread discord and wallow in his arrogance and narcissism, while twisting both our words and those of Christ.

In fact I have seen him actually contributing to discussions and threads… he seems harmless.


 No.4975

>>4973

>In fact I have seen him actually contributing to discussions and threads… he seems harmless.

You have chosen your side.


 No.4977

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 No.4979

>>4977

Wrong or not, I might leave all the same, friend. If /christ/ becomes /christian/ 2.0 I really don't see the point.


 No.4981

>>4979

>there are people here that I don't like

Let's see how an adult would deal with this.


 No.4982

>>4979

> If /christ/ becomes /christian/ 2.0 I really don't see the point.

No one is ever banned here. This is the necessary difference.


 No.4984

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>>4981

>Let's see how an adult would deal with this.

Let's see how you deal with this. There are people on /christian/ you don't like, the new user base, so what do you do? You leave for another board.

And now you mean to tell me I'm a child because I have no desire to hang out with cunts? No adult would want to spend so much time on a board only to be exposed to rancid legalism, arrogance, and manipulative behaviour. Cuckvol doesn't respond when I call his bluff, which confirms he's just being manipulative.

>No one is ever banned here. This is the necessary difference.

It's not. The necessary difference is pic related.


 No.4985

>>4984

I did not see him coming here to bully you. You are very negative towards him though. You could also just ignore him.


 No.4988

>>4985

>You are very negative towards him though.

And I have every right to be. This makes no difference though, I can put up with you and your stuff, although it's the same, because you aren't a cunt, but I can't say as much about him.

Someone's attitude goes a long way to show what's in their hearts. Obviously he isn't here for "charity" as he says. That much should be obvious.

Only yesterday he said that this board is only good to show what shouldn't be allowed on /christian/, yet he spends his time here. Whichever way you want to see it, he's lying. And I'm not the only one he lies about, ask others.


 No.4995

>>4988

Buddy, just ignore him. His opinion doesn't carry some magical weight capable of driving anyone worthwile away. He has no power here.


 No.5027

>>4988

>I have every right to be.

Forgive and you will be forgiven.

Charity can be hated by others. The fruits of you shitting on dogma, on evangelists, on catechesis and common sense can be seen. And you eat them with great delight and self-indulgence.

The difference between you and me is that I want you to pass the narrow gate, while you hope it is broad enough that the elephant in the room you ignore can come with you.

I dont need you to personally like me, I want you to find clarity. Youre not comfortable with your state and you are making it worse.

>>4995

Indeed, nobody worthwhile.


 No.5044

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umad?


 No.5045

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>mfw


 No.5049

>>4866

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 No.5052

My complete results:

1. Mormonism (100%)

2. Roman Catholic Church (100%)

3. Eastern Orthodox Church (87%)

4. Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (63%)

5. Episcopal/Anglican Church (50%)

6. Evangelical Lutheran Church (50%)

7. Jehovah's Witness (47%)

8. Unity Church (46%)

9. Methodist/Wesleyan Church (39%)

10.International Church of Christ (38%)

11.United Pentecostal Church (38%)

12.Unitarian Universalism (34%)

13.Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (27%)

14.Reformed Churches (27%)

15.Free Will Baptist (26%)

16.Church of Christ (25%)

17.Liberal Quakerism (21%)

18.Presbyterian Church USA (14%)

19.Reformed Baptist (14%)

20.Assemblies of God (13%)

21.Mennonite Brethren (13%)

22.Southern Baptist (13%)

23.Seventh-Day Adventist (12%)

24.Orthodox Quakerism (0%)

Protestants are heretics. The fact that it gives me Mormonism as the 1st option is baffling.


 No.5053

>>4879

There is no salvation outside the Catholic Church anon.


 No.5057

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I dislike this test.

Our faith should be related to truth, we cannot just start making things up because we "believe" them or wish for them.




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