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 No.6810

One of them snared me in a dark area while I was strolling at 8 PM. Here are your options.

1) give him money (he obviously wants more than 50 cents, but he's keeping the figure low so it's harder to say no.)

2) let him steal your wallet when you pull it out

3) tell him he has poor etiquette to startle and harass strangers at night

4) ignore him

 No.6823

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5) Give him this. Both chuckle. Become friends for life. he rapes and murders your gf


 No.6828

>>6810

Drop the sweetroll and step on it, then get ready for the fight.

in all honesty, this is the mindset you have to take. maul him like an animal before he sees it coming, because he's going to do the same for you in 2 seconds.


 No.6830

>>6810

"Nah, sorry, man"

>"Aw come awn, you got fiddy cent"

"Nah, sorry"

>"A'ight, then pulls knife I'll take that wallet that aint got fiddy cent."

"Okay, how much do you really need?"

>"'Bout tree fiddy"

Realise I'm talking to a dinosaur


 No.6924

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>u got fiddy cents?

No.

>pulls knife: well den lemme get dat wallet you aint got fiddy cents den

Pulls gun: unloads.


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