How was Mass? &amp; Altar Servers

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How was Mass? & Altar Servers Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 14:00:31 f9b9c3 No.255814

Why haven't you volunteered to serve during mass yet?

It's a great honour and very dank.

Today I heard that we'll be having 2 or 3 new servers starting next week. That means we'll have up to 15 servers from now on.

For those who are looking for the right moment to join, Lent is a great time to do so!

Also, how was Mass?

Please don't start interdenominational shitflinging again. There's plenty of other threads where you can do that. Keep your kiddy diddling jokes to yourself.

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 14:34:57 000000 No.255818

how often did you have to barf because of all the incense?

how long have you been part of the sphincter expander union?

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 14:37:44 087dbc No.255819

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>>255818

That was fast

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 14:57:23 f9b9c3 No.255823

>>255818

Your memes are stale, anon. Learn to read spoiler.

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 15:16:25 087dbc No.255828

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>tfw no way to get to mass today

Worst feel tbh

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 15:32:27 735f63 No.255836

>How was Mass?

Boring. Maybe it's because last Sunday I experienced a Missa Cantata for the first time and now the Low Mass seems boring by contrast. Also, today we had a different priest who struggled to pronounce Latin correctly. The homily was short and dull, and there were less people than usual (maybe there is a correlation there, I don't know).

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 18:34:10 1a9481 No.255855

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>>255814

>mfw I woke up this morning and my family left for church without me

>mfw I can't go later in the day because of work

>>255828

I know that feel.

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 19:03:16 998a63 No.255857

Mass was okay, I suppose. Couldn't take Communion because no organized confession time and I couldn't get a meeting in with the Priest. The Priest was worried that the DMF wasn't doing well this year (which is odd, because my Parish usually does great), and they are starting islamic studies on wednesdays, that struck me the wrong way.

God also blessed me with the extra challenge of trying to pay attention when a whole row young hot asian women dressed skimpily sat in front of me.

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 20:38:37 75a5e7 No.255870

>>255857

>God also blessed me with the extra challenge of trying to pay attention when a whole row young hot asian women dressed skimpily sat in front of me.

They really should know better than to show up to mass like that. On the other hand, I'm just as distracted by modest qts if not more. Skimpy is what you see all day every day, modest is rare.

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 20:49:35 37629d No.255872

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>>255857

>>255870

Who /PrayingAnAveMariaWheneverISeeAqt/ here?

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 21:14:13 dfcf66 No.255875

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>>255872

I know that feel anon.

Day 3, keepin' it steady

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 21:52:56 4f0a85 No.255878

Sorry lads I was too hungover for mass today

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 22:00:49 087dbc No.255880

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>>255878

>hungover

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 22:08:39 735f63 No.255882

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>>255878

>Sorry lads I was too hungover for mass today

Anonymous 02/21/16 (Sun) 22:15:18 f9b9c3 No.255884

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>>255878

>too hungover for mass

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 07:14:30 c5c0f7 No.259601

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Already am and it's dope but we don't use the dope cloths (college campus).

This frickin Polish guy is halfway a dick and thinks just because he's high on the hierarchy of servers that he gets to act like a superior fuck. Humble thyself before the Lord, Marek. You faggot.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 23:33:22 f9b9c3 No.259884

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>>259601

>This frickin Polish guy is halfway a dick and thinks just because he's high on the hierarchy of servers that he gets to act like a superior fuck. Humble thyself before the Lord, Marek. You faggot.

I kekt real hard. Maybe cause I'm a Polish altar server as well.

In what way was he being a dick though? Wasn't he just making sure everyone does their job right? Just wondering. I welcome criticism from my superiors.

>we don't use the dope cloths